cole tipton well first off, I was suspect of his use of the word “brewery”, and not bar. Then, just to be sure, I watched one of his vids, and he’s 12. So in hindsight, I was right to be suspicious.
As someone who drinks craft and doesn't mind to drink alone this is 100% inaccurate and honestly this video isnt funny. Sorry I don't wanna drink your cheap ass bum ass piss water. If your not drinking craft you're not getting drunk. I've seen women drink light beer till the sun comes up. Unless your 40+ or homeless why the fuck would you drink light beer?
Going out with my friends Indigo and Falcon this weekend. Free IPA samples while doing arts and crafts, and it's only a $100 a ticket for the entire evening. Plus, the leaves are still changing colors, so it should be absolutely beautiful.
A wise man once told me: "I choose to drink cheap beer that taste like shit because at the end of the day as long as I don't remember what I did that day I'm good"
New to your channel and I'm loving it. Just wanted you to know this. My wife is in for her 6th brain surgery for cancer right now and I walked across the street from the hospital to clear my head. I clicked on this video and it brought a true smile and laugh when I needed the most. Keep em coming and thank you for laugh. I really, really needed it.
@@darkraven4467 Rougue brewing company does a lot of weird shit. There was one where they filtered a guy's beard into the brew. I tried their sriracha stout, fucking disgusting.
Nah nah nah, any city that’s had a real big boom in the last decade or so has a subsection of rich people now that act like this. I grew up in Portland, live like 10 minutes away now, and this is really just how all the recent people flocking from cali are for the most part. Bums me out that people see it that way, the Portland in my mind is a cheap bars and skateboarding haven where there happens to be a lot of dietary options and everyone’s nice to gay people, not a hipster asshole nightmare
@@JonDoe-dz9tn no you guys look look one thing up and talk like a little bitch and assume your better and smarter. Bet you won't talk to a real southern boy like that 😂😂
I watched this video three days ago. Today I'm walking into a craft beer shop in town (Wuppertal, Germany) and TWO of those guys having EXACTLY THESE CONVERSATIONS. Peed my pants laughing, right then and there. Couldn't have been more on point, you betcha, yaaa!
Dying laughing! This is a hyped up version of my father-in-law who is ALWAYS trying to push his new craft favorite on me. I'm not the Busch Latte fan you are, but I tell him no thanks, brought my own - Bud Light. He makes a face and I make fun of him by describing my beer straight from the can. You rock!
A Guinness, that's like a c- on the whole stout spectrum. It has no notes of cocoa nibs, coffee rinds and the finish is a tad too metallic. Try something from the guys at Founders brewery. I'm jk but sometimes I do sound like that.
Brewvana glass gives you away brah! You love craft beer!!!! Hahah! Alot of this is hyperbole, and its great, but the woodworking nook bit killed me. Most accurate bit hands down.
God this cracks me up. Don't get me wrong, I love a good craft brew, but this is definitely not me. I went to Walmart to get my beer for the week and got a 6 pack of Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA.... and a 24 pack of Coors Banquet lmao. I love beer in all its forms.
So accurate it made me angry to watch it and I had to stop at 1:53. Reminds me of bar tending in Chicago as an ACTUAL Midwestern person and dealing with these hipster fucks daily. You nailed it my friend. Another great video.
@@saltymcpepper5777 steel reserve? Only when we were 17 and couldn't afford good beer. 2 steel reserves and a nice blunt of Miami Krypie. And 4 to 5 dudes got fucked up.
@@TheRedverb hahaah thanks for exposing just how clueless you simpletons actually are by thinking the bottom shelf shit the television tricks you into drinking tastes anything like even some of the mid shelf stuff you've never even heard of, worthless fool.
@@Boatflipit I've gone full circle even venturing into high end wines and meade now back to drinking miller lite and Coors - also find myself defending budweiser lmfao
Lol as much as I laugh at this I love craft beers. But I am a red meat eating, truck driving, gun shooting, deer hunting, farmer that trains horses and does general contracting 😂 I’m glad I’m not anything like this
I’m really afraid that I’ll turn into this dude. Found a specialty beer store near my house and the first thing I asked when I walked in was, “Have you got any brut IPAs?”. They said they didn’t, and had never heard of them, so I said, “Oh, I guessed so, had some in an obscure town in southern France once and I’ve been trying to find some in our country too.” After that I just stopped, took a hard look in the mirror, and realized I’m one step closer to achieving the final phase of a craft beer hipster. I mean really, we’re just alcoholics with expensive tastebuds.
Mr Eastforest You could get a case or two of Chimay with that kind of money and actually enjoy yourself. But not ppl wanna have an endless stream of piss running down their throat I don’t get people
Jason Voorheese no. It’s not. He just drinks it. Regardless of what you think... it’s douche to think any drink you drink makes you superior to someone for what they’re drinking... but... it’s fun to fuck with people when your taking shots of patron and they’re drinking bud light.
@@pdubzpyro Yeah... because drinking overpriced $12 shots of mid-grade Tequila is something to brag about. It's like a guy driving a Camaro making fun of someone driving a Ford Fusion. Uh... neither of you is rolling up in a Ferrari, so why even bring it up?
Dude this shit legit. Keep these vids coming! Here in Southern MN, alot of people frown on Buschhhhhhhhh. You my friend are not what my people want, but what they need. The Busch Light Night.
My Grandparents used to live on Bainbridge Island and the last time we went suddenly there was a craft beer room by the dock and they literally had beer with Chlorophyll in it.
Pretty sure I've heard everything said come out of someone's mouth at somepoint in my life.. and the personality/tone he did it in.... We ALL... know someone like that...
As much as I love craft beer, I'm so glad I came across this to remind me to not become this person
Amen! I was gonna say the same thing.
Yeah, same😂
I love craft but if it's a cookout or something anything goes.
Except malt liquor.
I lied I'll drink a Mickey's.
This guy definitely lives in Eugene, Oregon
I would guess minnesota.
Somewhere in Oregon I'd imagine
Austin
Miguel Dominic fuck
Miguel Dominic, Portland, ME. Number 1 place in New England that produces these assholes.
My man said...
“My buddy Indigo” lmao you got a new sub dude!
“My buddy Falcon”
My buddy falcon too
I went to school with and indigo and a crimson.
i was looking for this comment. lost it when i heard this!
The skinny jeans, crossed legs and twirling his little man bun lmfao
john cox right when he started twirling I lost it lmao
@@Dirtyol12valve 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Why do fat people wear skinny jeans? It’s like emphasizing your lard lol
@@ThatGuy09890 I do it to upset you
That's a man?
Can confirm. I work at a brewery and this is 100% of the people that sit down at the bar alone.
You’re lying. You don’t work at a “brewery” lol.
Mateo why wouldn’t he work at a brewery? Why is that hard to believe, lol?
@@imcoleyourenot8391 nobody has every worked at a brewery before. Ever
cole tipton well first off, I was suspect of his use of the word “brewery”, and not bar. Then, just to be sure, I watched one of his vids, and he’s 12. So in hindsight, I was right to be suspicious.
As someone who drinks craft and doesn't mind to drink alone this is 100% inaccurate and honestly this video isnt funny. Sorry I don't wanna drink your cheap ass bum ass piss water. If your not drinking craft you're not getting drunk. I've seen women drink light beer till the sun comes up. Unless your 40+ or homeless why the fuck would you drink light beer?
I actually think I read about this video on one of my beer blogs.
Dana Hillius he said that in sync with me reading this comment lol
Alex Knafla me too! 😂
@@alexknafla6219 l.maoo I also did
@@alexknafla6219 dude same, som glitch in the matrix shit
Going out with my friends Indigo and Falcon this weekend. Free IPA samples while doing arts and crafts, and it's only a $100 a ticket for the entire evening. Plus, the leaves are still changing colors, so it should be absolutely beautiful.
def read this in his tone of voice
A wise man once told me:
"I choose to drink cheap beer that taste like shit because at the end of the day as long as I don't remember what I did that day I'm good"
😂😂😂😂
Sounds like he was a break away from murder suicide
MerlinsJester je just knew how to have a good time
CrashCarson14 oh no not you too
@@MerlinsJester we're all going to jail homie
That green scarf really brings the look together
New to your channel and I'm loving it. Just wanted you to know this. My wife is in for her 6th brain surgery for cancer right now and I walked across the street from the hospital to clear my head. I clicked on this video and it brought a true smile and laugh when I needed the most. Keep em coming and thank you for laugh. I really, really needed it.
hope she's doing ok now!
Guys like this make me never want to drink an IPA ever again
Awww dont throw the baby out with the beerwater
Facts, and that’s all I drink lol
I like the fact that he can go from looking like a midwest deer hunter to hipster with only a hat, and a scarf..
“I been really into a band called ‘The Backdoor Cigarette Smokers’ lately”
😵I’m dead 😂
I like this but don't want to screw up the like count
This is way to accurate to be funny. This isn't just a stereotype some people really do talk like that lol!
What is the way to accurate? I've been looking for accurate all my life, but I just can't find the way there.
Slappy i think he mean’t “too”, smartass
"...I'm getting motor oil..." 😂
I’ve tried hundreds of craft beers and I’ve never had one with motor oil 😂😂😂
@@darkraven4467 Rougue brewing company does a lot of weird shit. There was one where they filtered a guy's beard into the brew. I tried their sriracha stout, fucking disgusting.
"I'm getting a lot of motor oil and birch!!!!!" We suck as a species. Hilarious stuff!
This is straight up what people in Portland Oregon are like
Thank god I live nowhere near people like this.
Southeast Michigan too. 😂
Nah nah nah, any city that’s had a real big boom in the last decade or so has a subsection of rich people now that act like this. I grew up in Portland, live like 10 minutes away now, and this is really just how all the recent people flocking from cali are for the most part. Bums me out that people see it that way, the Portland in my mind is a cheap bars and skateboarding haven where there happens to be a lot of dietary options and everyone’s nice to gay people, not a hipster asshole nightmare
And Vancouver
Thanks for letting me know. I’ll make sure to never go there now haha. Wouldn’t be able to handle it
As a craft beer drinker I confirm this is accurate. Also I really want beer now.
Chuixupu agreed. But I drink almost all of it. Except natty and Milwaukee gross
Privileged White Male G.C. Rep. Drink natty make memories.
That shit nasty bud light and Budweiser Miller light and pbr are way better than craft beer
Not accurate at all.
@@TheFadewolf Some people like cheap and simple, watered down mass-produced liquid over complex and hand crafted ales and that's ok.
Hey you forgot "My wife's boyfriend just got me a switch and that thing rules"
Jack Heslin lmao
Why is the Switch seen as a cuck thing? PS4 sould be the “cuck console” with all the censorship and shit.
@@LuccatielD7 Nintendo is for... *checks notes* children and, uh... *checks notes* children are notorious cucks.
Says the guy w pink and black checked profile pic
😂😂😂🤣👍
“This absolutely has a full body” 🤣🤣🤣
“Thanks for asking, people don’t ask enough. I wear my beanie so I don’t get cold on my bike “
This is more like "The people of Oregon be like"
Thanks for recognizing Oregonian's vast enlightenment over the rest of you subhuman know-nothings.
@@JonDoe-dz9tn Have you even Had a deep fried Cheese curd you peasant? XD
As someone who lives in Vancouver and had to deal with portlanders all the time you are absolutely correct
I'm an Oregonian and I hate people like this.
Not every single person from Oregon is like this.
@@JonDoe-dz9tn no you guys look look one thing up and talk like a little bitch and assume your better and smarter. Bet you won't talk to a real southern boy like that 😂😂
“I’m just getting a lot of dandelion with morning dew on it.” 😂😂😂
I’ve never heard a beer described as “chewy” until I was in Portland. Spot on description of that crowd btw
I watched this video three days ago. Today I'm walking into a craft beer shop in town (Wuppertal, Germany) and TWO of those guys having EXACTLY THESE CONVERSATIONS. Peed my pants laughing, right then and there. Couldn't have been more on point, you betcha, yaaa!
Dying laughing! This is a hyped up version of my father-in-law who is ALWAYS trying to push his new craft favorite on me. I'm not the Busch Latte fan you are, but I tell him no thanks, brought my own - Bud Light. He makes a face and I make fun of him by describing my beer straight from the can. You rock!
Nothing better than deer steak and Guinness.
Breakfast of champions.
@@scinto23 yeah breakfast not lunch
A Guinness, that's like a c- on the whole stout spectrum. It has no notes of cocoa nibs, coffee rinds and the finish is a tad too metallic. Try something from the guys at Founders brewery. I'm jk but sometimes I do sound like that.
*BUSCH LIGHT AND DEER STEAK
Well sir you need to up your game by putting in a little Patron coffee liqueur in that Guinness
The Backdoor Cigarette Smokers bit. OMG 😂 And the riffing on the flavor notes was priceless.
Brewvana glass gives you away brah! You love craft beer!!!! Hahah! Alot of this is hyperbole, and its great, but the woodworking nook bit killed me. Most accurate bit hands down.
"My friend Indigo"! Spot on.
This is everybody in the Northwest, isn’t it?
I am a craft beer lover! I love it, but i can also appreciate a nice cold busch on a fishing or a hot work week.
Yeah if Im getting trashed I want a cold Bud ,Miller , or Mic ultra. Are they watery and bland yes but thats a good thing if youre drinking 12 of em
RedEyePergo Coors Light Banquet hits the fucken spot
Nah
PBR>
As a craft beer drinker and a home brewer, this is pretty damn close to some of the conversations that are had at home brew club meetings 😂
When you started describing what you were "getting" and how it "finishes"....i almost threw up in my mouth
Frickin hilarious man
Just love this guy.
He's slaying it
Check us out too!
God this cracks me up. Don't get me wrong, I love a good craft brew, but this is definitely not me. I went to Walmart to get my beer for the week and got a 6 pack of Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA.... and a 24 pack of Coors Banquet lmao. I love beer in all its forms.
Yeah I work at a little micro brewery and I can confirm lol
I actually appreciate some of the clever writing that goes into this
I’d love to sit down and talk about it
With you over a few IPAs
Brilliant! “My friend Indigo”! 😂😂😂😂
So accurate it made me angry to watch it and I had to stop at 1:53. Reminds me of bar tending in Chicago as an ACTUAL Midwestern person and dealing with these hipster fucks daily. You nailed it my friend. Another great video.
This is gold. And I drink craft beer lol
I like craft beer but on those 90° days, bbqing outside Budweiser it is.
Same, I love trying all the latest and greatest, but you can't beat a weekend with Coors in the cooler and meat on the grill.
Miller is better than Bud. A cold high life. What's better than that.
Miller lite and Jameson all day cheers boys
@@Shinobi33 Miller, Bud Coors, Pibbers....they all work.
@@saltymcpepper5777 steel reserve? Only when we were 17 and couldn't afford good beer. 2 steel reserves and a nice blunt of Miami Krypie. And 4 to 5 dudes got fucked up.
As a whiskey/scotch snob to craft beer snobs, “When’s your real drink coming?”
Whiskey? Battery acid, nah, no thanks.
I Wrote All My Stories in Florida it’s alright kid. You’ll grow up someday.
@@datboijj lol!
@@TheRedverb battery acid? Lol
@@TheRedverb hahaah thanks for exposing just how clueless you simpletons actually are by thinking the bottom shelf shit the television tricks you into drinking tastes anything like even some of the mid shelf stuff you've never even heard of, worthless fool.
That 💩s hilarious!!
The man bun!!🤣😅😂😂😂
"I wonder if people who drink light beer know that camouflage is not a color" is a pretty good joke.
I'm literally from Portland Oregon and yeah I was dying laughing at this
This character ain't a real brew nerd yet. He is still in his "lager hate" stage.
When he gets over that he might become less obnoxious.
Correct. And shortly after losing the “lager hate” comes the “I just drink cheap beer again” stage.
High Tide literally have gone through these stages. Back to Budweiser for me.
@@hightide9513 how Fuckin more accurate can you get.
@@Boatflipit I've gone full circle even venturing into high end wines and meade now back to drinking miller lite and Coors - also find myself defending budweiser lmfao
TRUMP GANG perfect for summer. Don’t taste like anything they just taste like cold
This man is 💯 funny and accurate! Ill stick to my Busch Light!
in the UK its not hipster to drink craft beer. It's actually the most basic bro thing to drink
No one cares about the uk
Shut up meg
@@elijahlawrence8010 your parents named you Elijah
we’ve got a genius here
@@user-ei7ed6zy9k yes they did, great observation, I'm so proud of you
The pretentious coaster rubbing kills me everytime
It's all pretentious.
Lol as much as I laugh at this I love craft beers. But I am a red meat eating, truck driving, gun shooting, deer hunting, farmer that trains horses and does general contracting 😂 I’m glad I’m not anything like this
But most importantly you know how to use commas in your sentences.
@Dweeeeeezy09 The point was that he used them at all. I was commending him for that.
Frigging Hilarious! You even got some orrrrrr...maybe you already had SKINNY JEANS!! LOL! Love your video's!
Me when buying craft beer: the logo looks cool, I'll take it.
Anthony V 😂😂
Same with metal albums.
Hmmm... I can't make out the band name... It's gotta be good
“ I would say things are going pretty good down at the bike shop” 😂😂😭💀
Been sober three years. This recommend from RUclips was pure evil. Especially the smelling part, because he’s right lol it’s all in the smell.
"The Woodworker's Nook" I had to pause to finish laughing.
Oh my god, I have a buddy who's EXACTLY like this!! 😆😂
Dude you are hilarious, every video I’ve watched of yours makes me laugh, you betcha.
I wanna see the outtakes!!! 🤣🤣🤣
“One of my beer blogs says that 80% of the taste comes from the smells” 😂😂😂
I legit used to drink mostly ipas but have since transitioned to sours and saisons
And bud light
class
Here’s me, writing a marketing communications plan for an imaginary craft beer brew for my assignments. It definitely gave ideas...
Lol definitely needs more views. Great vid bro!
I love craft beer and I agree with the smell thing.
But also, damn it's just hard to beat cheap light beer.
I’m really afraid that I’ll turn into this dude. Found a specialty beer store near my house and the first thing I asked when I walked in was, “Have you got any brut IPAs?”. They said they didn’t, and had never heard of them, so I said, “Oh, I guessed so, had some in an obscure town in southern France once and I’ve been trying to find some in our country too.”
After that I just stopped, took a hard look in the mirror, and realized I’m one step closer to achieving the final phase of a craft beer hipster. I mean really, we’re just alcoholics with expensive tastebuds.
Every friggin hipster I've ever seen! 😂😂😂
I used to work at an enormous liquor store, and at least twice a week we’d have people show up and FILL A CART with Busch Light. Like, 10+ cases 😂
Insane. That must be at least 6 units of alcohol!
@ugaaa5 touched a nerve have we?
@ugaaa5 what are you even saying lmao
Mr Eastforest You could get a case or two of Chimay with that kind of money and actually enjoy yourself.
But not ppl wanna have an endless stream of piss running down their throat I don’t get people
MerlinsJester Ohhh that takes me back. The Chimay Red was the first beer I ever had. So good.
Omg so perfect. Those people are so oblivious. I think they like the idea of beer more than the drink itself
3:06 ive never laughed so hard
k den this part is soo funny!
I lost it at , “dandelion with morning dew on it.”
So spot on haha. I enjoy craft beers but I don’t act nothing like that
".....The Back Door Cigarette Smokers...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"When it finishes I'm getting a lot of Dandelion with Morning Dew on it" 😂😂😂
I drink craft beers AND busch light
VapeTime Busch light = 💩
VapeTime fuck. It’s beer right?
Jason Voorheese no. It’s not. He just drinks it. Regardless of what you think... it’s douche to think any drink you drink makes you superior to someone for what they’re drinking... but... it’s fun to fuck with people when your taking shots of patron and they’re drinking bud light.
Oh you voted for Trump AND HILLARY?
@@pdubzpyro Yeah... because drinking overpriced $12 shots of mid-grade Tequila is something to brag about. It's like a guy driving a Camaro making fun of someone driving a Ford Fusion. Uh... neither of you is rolling up in a Ferrari, so why even bring it up?
Settlers of Catan, Lol! Also, I love the deep reddish amber color of the beer on the placemat. This was funny.
Any guy with a hair bun makes me throw up a little in my mouth
You nailed these guys so well
Among other things, I just love how long this goes on
haha.... your content is getting better every video! Thanks for the laughs!
Edit: lol, I want to know more about this fella named “Willow” lol
haha thanks man! Well actually Willow is a girl. Not like Falcon
This is so darned funny hahaha!! I love craft beer, mostly IPAs but I'm all about equal opportunity beer drinking...
I feel personally attacked. I love it.
I was waiting for him to take a sip of an IPA and involuntarily make a gross face. Then talk about how Good it is
This does not have the views that it should. Awesome. So true video.
Dude this shit legit. Keep these vids coming! Here in Southern MN, alot of people frown on Buschhhhhhhhh. You my friend are not what my people want, but what they need. The Busch Light Night.
I like going to breweries a lot. But I keep it simple and always get a Lager or Blonde Ale. God forbid I turn into this guy one day haha
@3:37 this is exactly why I don't like stouts and dark beers in general. Spot on
Uggghh. I live in Olympia wa. This 90% of the people that can afford to drink beer.
At the Olympia Taproom; Am I right?
My Grandparents used to live on Bainbridge Island and the last time we went suddenly there was a craft beer room by the dock and they literally had beer with Chlorophyll in it.
Your depictions of lifes characters are so so good. This reminds me of so many people : ) why is the human race so dang funny
Almost blasphemy. He’s portraying a craft beer snob yet he’s drinking InBev.... :)
Beer snobs ahhhh its ridiculous but funny at same time
When up to visit my sister in Seattle (I’m from Texas) and this was literally everyone at the bar
And they are all headed your way!
The friends with weird names was so fucking accurate
Pretty sure I've heard everything said come out of someone's mouth at somepoint in my life.. and the personality/tone he did it in....
We ALL... know someone like that...
The tasting notes cracked me up. Motor oil. LOL!
I get that some people are into it more. But beer to me is just beer. I’ll drink the ever-cheap yet effective Rolling Rock til I die
Rolling rock is a religion, cheap and clean and crisp
"I'm getting a lot of birch. I'm getting a lot pine cone mixed with mistletoe."🤣🤣🤣
"I'm getting motor oil" lmao
A++! Killing it! That sounded exactly like my friend earlier at the bar!
63% of America prefers a domestic beer over imported because now we have a huge selection
Yeah I agree American Beer is like as amazing as God's Tears! American Beers are the Best bro I agree with you!!!!
American mainstream beer is shit but American craft beer has blown up across the U.S. I’ll admit I’ve become a low key beer snob lol
As someone who has culinary training I feel the need to point out that the "80% of taste is what you smell" part is true XD
My friend Indigo! 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣🤣 🤣 🤣 💀 💀 💀
“Yeah, we get together and play Settlers of Catan.”
I AM BEING ATTACKED!