1:15 TRIP WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? well... when a mother trip, and a father trip love each other very much * makes a huge speech about the beauty of life *
trip: "we need to call the..." dez: "the rectum reamers" trip: "yea, yea. good idea." grace: "make sure... they don't make that mistake again" trip: "yea... T.T" LUL
it's funny, they don't havea concept of "calming down" Also i stopped them from fighting, got the good ending with one sentence... "I just want to help you two" Like they were ready to start breaking up, and then they were like "oh, it's okay" Noone talked about affairs at that point, but i was like "WTF Happened!" when it was over.
@ReaperOfPears yeeep i definitely am, i do videos with a 1 or so month buffer (meaning stuff i recorded today you probably won't see for another month)
@lnhumanRampage i streamed last sunday: will be streaming again soon, i stream on youtube now. as for newer games: dead island, TF2, portal 2 (and co-op), rock of ages, sonic generations, RAGE, amnesia, and more are on my profile haha
I've played this once. For like 30 seconds, thanks to trip. trip: "Hey!" Me: "Fuck you" Trip: "You know what, you need to leave" Me: "What? I didn't even get in your house yet."
I have a suggestion! Azurite, if (in these facade videos) you get kicked out, you should just do multiple runs, make the videos around 5-10 minutes, that would be WAY more entertainment at once, and would further please your subscribers and attract new subscribers! Hope you found this suggestion useful!
@cowquack1 if i was doing youtube "just to put money in my pocket" i would have stopped doing these episodes and 95% of what I do long ago and switched almost entirely to CoD, GoW, Halo, WoW, BF3, and so forth. The purpose of this channel is to entertain people with a variety of content, and if people want to see more of these, then I'm going to do more of them because that means people are entertained by them: the same goes for any series I've done, it's not because of money.
lol I played this because of this vid. My PC sucks, but this game is so low end it can play on my pc. Damn its funny. Trip: "Oh Hi!" Me: "Whatsup bitch?" Trip "You know what, you need to leave" Then one time I role played as a female in the game. Grace: "You're so manipulative Trip" Me: "You can manipulate me any time Trip" Trip: "STOP FLIRTING GODDAMNIT!"
One time I was playing this game and I was being completely retarded and silly and out of FUCKING NOWHERE everything got serious and suddenly they were divorced and I almost cried a little
So you don't see how someone can get annoyed by the feeling of someone [who sounds the age of 15, no offense] screaming random words and sentences into your ear?
Hey desmond, I was just wondering why you never do episodes of newer games for example... Assassins creed revelations. And when will you start streaming? I cant wait :D
I'll never get bored of this series!
LOL my lungs hurt from laughing..You should win comedian of the year award xD
1:15 TRIP WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
well... when a mother trip, and a father trip love each other very much * makes a huge speech about the beauty of life *
I laughed more watching this then any of the others.. And Im not sure why
They should make a new version of Facade, and have Cleverbot do the talking, with some modifications ofcourse. The chatting would be flexible then.
"...Seeing you again brings back good memories."
"Yeah, like triple skullfuck."
"Y-Yea-Yeah, I've, um... I've missed you."
WTF? LOL
This is the most I've laughed from any of your videos. Ever.
You have to do more of these episodes with your Australian accent! I laughed so hard on the episodes with that accent!
I know you must be tired of making these,but I laughed just as much as I did some time ago.
Loved it!
"we need to call..." "RECTUM REAMERS" "Good idea, yeah yeah."
i love it when you facade
U LISTENED! MORE FACADE!!!! best commentator ever
I MADE GRACE GOINNG OUT FROM THE HOUSE CRYING
trip: "we need to call the..."
dez: "the rectum reamers"
trip: "yea, yea. good idea."
grace: "make sure... they don't make that mistake again"
trip: "yea... T.T"
LUL
"Like triple skullfuck."
"Yeah....Yeah...I've missed you"
Trip remembers the triple skullfuck....
it's funny, they don't havea concept of "calming down"
Also i stopped them from fighting, got the good ending with one sentence...
"I just want to help you two"
Like they were ready to start breaking up, and then they were like "oh, it's okay"
Noone talked about affairs at that point, but i was like "WTF Happened!" when it was over.
trip sure has a lot of freaks for friends
this is probably the best hilarious game you're doing, more videos of Facade would be great so... Yeah !
@ReaperOfPears yeeep i definitely am, i do videos with a 1 or so month buffer (meaning stuff i recorded today you probably won't see for another month)
Holy shit Trip propelled you outta that doorway.
'Rectum Reamers' would be an awesome name for a band.
HEY GO ON WITH MINECRAFT - KAIZO CAVERNS I'm sure many of us would love that
@xalener He doesn't have anymore ideas for Façade now. In one of the episodes, he asked people to give him more ideas.
3:33 Best line ever.
@TheStraightEdgeOne i'll be doing more eventually :)
I love when Dez says something like "shove this up your rectum!" and Trip is like "yeah, but-- :O"
@lnhumanRampage i streamed last sunday: will be streaming again soon, i stream on youtube now.
as for newer games:
dead island, TF2, portal 2 (and co-op), rock of ages, sonic generations, RAGE, amnesia, and more are on my profile haha
DAT ARM EXTENSION
1:04 That would be a Harpy, Dez
i still don't see how people can get annoyed by audio, but then again i voluntarily listen to stuff like this and enjoy it: /watch?v=Z4_nB-s7TJ0
tht, Dez, is a siren, a mythical woman/bird of the waters tht sings to lead sailors to their DOOM!!! :D
I've played this once. For like 30 seconds, thanks to trip.
trip: "Hey!"
Me: "Fuck you"
Trip: "You know what, you need to leave"
Me: "What? I didn't even get in your house yet."
Do one where you try to convince grace and trip they are video game characters
I have a suggestion! Azurite, if (in these facade videos) you get kicked out, you should just do multiple runs, make the videos around 5-10 minutes, that would be WAY more entertainment at once, and would further please your subscribers and attract new subscribers! Hope you found this suggestion useful!
dez:Trip this is fucking importent trip:HE HE *SMIELS AND RUNS* BEST PART XD 3:15
*important *smiles
@CranberryJackson i haven't played it yet, but i am going to
@LegitNando i'll put alerts on facebook and twitter and tumblr :)
@cowquack1 if i was doing youtube "just to put money in my pocket" i would have stopped doing these episodes and 95% of what I do long ago and switched almost entirely to CoD, GoW, Halo, WoW, BF3, and so forth.
The purpose of this channel is to entertain people with a variety of content, and if people want to see more of these, then I'm going to do more of them because that means people are entertained by them: the same goes for any series I've done, it's not because of money.
Mod the game so you can swear as much as you want! We would all love to see long videos!
MORE OMG THESE ARE HI-LOL-IOUS!
I hate to sound gross, but everytime trip makes that suprised face, he looks like a blow up doll. XD
FUCKING CERTAINLY!! Scared the shit out of me Dez...
Literally.
Sopa:U CAN'T POST THIS HERP A DERP
Azurite - "The fucks with your neck?"
*turns around*
8O
You should do Machinarium. :D
lol I played this because of this vid. My PC sucks, but this game is so low end it can play on my pc. Damn its funny.
Trip: "Oh Hi!"
Me: "Whatsup bitch?"
Trip "You know what, you need to leave"
Then one time I role played as a female in the game.
Grace: "You're so manipulative Trip"
Me: "You can manipulate me any time Trip"
Trip: "STOP FLIRTING GODDAMNIT!"
@TheAaronBullard yep and yep
@XRayquaza that's what I was thinking. Better yet, what would it be like if we let cleverbot play?
YEEEEEEEAH, Facade!! :D
Hells yeah
Who you gonna call? RECTUM REAMERS!
0:12 stoned trip
@azuritereaction If you drink 2 strong beers, it is said that LSD can get weird as shit.
0:56 I think that's a harpy.
Facade! Facade!
FUCKING CERTAINLY
Awesome
Open up wide
You should do the noclip glitch, and then meloncide
Under 300 club, unite!
One time I was playing this game and I was being completely retarded and silly and out of FUCKING NOWHERE everything got serious and suddenly they were divorced and I almost cried a little
my humor has anger issues? 0_o huh? wait you think i'm actually this angry IRL?
Man Dez, why are you so godtier?
OPEN UP WIDE
lol best so far
So you don't see how someone can get annoyed by the feeling of someone [who sounds the age of 15, no offense] screaming random words and sentences into your ear?
@azuritereaction azurite. thanks for telling us that :)
You need to do this IRL.
you say the most random things
jes SUS
i know it was a type-o but i like to think of it as a ytp reference
GOD DEMAND
Oh man, where can I get that game!! I was in a bad mood & you hella made me laugh... that looks like a cool mellow game for me tho-
You may wanna tell them they are in a computer game o3o
Would you ever consider playing amnesia? I don't know if you have before because I don't feel like looking through your 800+ videos lol
1:03 a harpie
Ew that pfp
lol! ive been throught some crazy stuff in that game :D
@Poodleinacan how about i drink 2 strong shits and then LSD will get beer
That description..
FUCKING CERTAINLY!!!
@kalamitous123 probably
Hey my name is matt woo!
Hey Dez. would you ever consider playing Jurassic Park: Trespasser? That game seems like it would be comedy gold for you?
Wait your azurite!!!
Didn't see the name, srry, I am subscribed and I enjoy you videos
@VarietyIncluded can you send me a link with info on the game? :P
Quistion dez do know how to beat facade
I lol'd so hard
@azuritereaction No problem
laid back until 1:15
GOD DMAN.
try to act like you absolutely hate their house and them being together.
FUCKIGN CERTIANLY!!!!!
XD
Make an episode of Inception :D that woud be funny as hell :D
The same could be said about your humor.
@azuritereaction I think he means newer games as in games you don't have on your channel...
God D-Man
Hey desmond, I was just wondering why you never do episodes of newer games for example... Assassins creed revelations. And when will you start streaming? I cant wait :D
God Dman
They would rock our asses!!
are you still going to be streaming LSD, or playing it alone?