Can you guess these ridiculous ENGRISH words?? (ft. Gaijin Goombah)

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  • @twistiv
    @twistiv 5 лет назад +7549

    I've been studying Japanese in college for over a year now, and one of the things that I have learned is that if you don't know a word in Japanese, then just say the word in a Japanese accent and hope for the best.

    • @angi4912
      @angi4912 5 лет назад +90

      Lmao

    • @windhelmguard5295
      @windhelmguard5295 5 лет назад +469

      works going from latin to english
      just shift the vowels and hope for the best

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад +210

      @@windhelmguard5295 wait you speak pure Latin? as a first languish are you born in the Vatican?

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 5 лет назад +196

      @@sirBrouwer I think they mean languages that originated from Latin? My first language is Romanian and the way we pronounce vowels and some consonants is very similar to Japanese, so it's easier for us to pronounce Japanese.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад +21

      @@whateverworksmate.721 That i have never known.
      but then the only time i work with Romanian people we use broken English.

  • @MrBrunogiachetti
    @MrBrunogiachetti 5 лет назад +3181

    How to assert your dominance:
    -play a punishment game
    -Win
    -choose to take the punishment anyway
    -enjoy it

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 5 лет назад +131

      Right!? Haha I was like, hey actually Joey lost, why did he take NEITHER of the punishments haha

    • @itsaquagamer6101
      @itsaquagamer6101 4 года назад +34

      idk but that sounds a lot like Junko Enoshima

    • @whiteegretorchids8234
      @whiteegretorchids8234 4 года назад +15

      ah, yes. despair

    • @Jojimbo009
      @Jojimbo009 4 года назад +4

      Dominance Asserted

    • @BushidoBrownSama
      @BushidoBrownSama 4 года назад +1

      Mad lad

  • @lynchie2073
    @lynchie2073 5 лет назад +2654

    me: whats [english word] in japanese?
    japanese teacher: [same word but heavy japanese accent]
    me: *looks into camera like the office*

    • @desperadoshao9733
      @desperadoshao9733 5 лет назад +56

      Yingulishi wado!

    • @Konekonorenkinjutsushi
      @Konekonorenkinjutsushi 4 года назад +198

      Me: How do you say music video?
      Teacher: Myuujikku bideo
      Me: ...but, there's a word for music in Japanese?
      Teacher: Myuujikku

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. 4 года назад +102

      Me: how do you say The World, in Japanese?
      Teacher: i-
      DIO: ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!!
      TOKI WO TOMARE!!!!!!!!

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 4 года назад +56

      @@James.D.B. actually The World in Japanese is seka-
      *KINGU KURIMUSON!*
      -mb can you be? Wait... what am I talking about?

    • @undeniablySomeGuy
      @undeniablySomeGuy 4 года назад +2

      Elizabeth Fleet 音楽?

  • @PythonPlusPlus
    @PythonPlusPlus 5 лет назад +1841

    Konsento = Plug Socket to remind you that you need consent before you plug the male adaptor into the female adaptor.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +144

      I now want erotic wall plates for my electrical sockets.

    • @inevitablesmileghost
      @inevitablesmileghost 4 года назад +33

      most underrated comment ever

    • @banaroklionrage9536
      @banaroklionrage9536 4 года назад +31

      @@seigeengine worst thing is such things probably exist, but i'm not curious enough to google it....

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 года назад +16

      @@banaroklionrage9536 I've been curious enough ever since I saw a lovely butt tissue dispenser.

    • @merikijiya13
      @merikijiya13 4 года назад +6

      seigeengine well guess it’s time to do some shopping

  • @RhynoBytes857
    @RhynoBytes857 4 года назад +721

    I honestly thought “paipu katto” was going to be a circumcision.

    • @azuredragon8388
      @azuredragon8388 4 года назад +8

      😂oh god

    • @rhiannon9673
      @rhiannon9673 4 года назад +53

      I thought that too, but then I remembered this conversation I had with a male Japanese friend in which I tried to explain the concept of circumcision to him, and even with Japanese Wikipedia he could not / would not believe that it is a thing that Americans routinely do to perfectly normal and healthy newborn babies. He kept insisting that you would only do that in rare cases where there was a birth defect or serious medical something requiring it.
      If it's not a thing that is done over there, I guess they wouldn't have a catchy katakana word for it.

    • @yaroslavromanyuk5669
      @yaroslavromanyuk5669 4 года назад +20

      @@rhiannon9673 Shirukumushijon.

    • @williamle2249
      @williamle2249 4 года назад +10

      I thought it was going to be a strangulation where you cut the wind pipe lol

    • @time.worn-soul8243
      @time.worn-soul8243 4 года назад +8

      @@rhiannon9673 Really circumcision is a Jewish tradition that was adopted by Americans. However, it is not universal. Meaning not all Americans do this.

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 лет назад +2587

    Ah yes, the test to see if you are weeb enough to understand engrish

  • @TimothyGlaceon
    @TimothyGlaceon 5 лет назад +3012

    When a otaku meets a cultured individual. I'll let you decide who's who

  • @twltheakumaandoni9025
    @twltheakumaandoni9025 5 лет назад +1941

    13:49 Joey: "A road for virgins?"
    Gajiin: "Nooo...."
    Joey: "Also known as Akihabara."
    Gajiin: *dabs*
    Me: *Dies of laughter*

    • @sigmarthcipherius5153
      @sigmarthcipherius5153 5 лет назад +12

      Ur profile pic gives hope to all 2hu fans

    • @nicholaswhaling7233
      @nicholaswhaling7233 5 лет назад +6

      Sigmarth Cipherius at this point, it NEEDS to happen.

    • @GremlinSciences
      @GremlinSciences 5 лет назад +20

      Funny thing is, I'm fairly certain one of the streets in or around Akihabara actually _is_ nicknamed "Virgin Road"

    • @lexthedork4040
      @lexthedork4040 4 года назад

      @@GremlinSciences Makes sense. *cries in weeb*

    • @gyoukou2453
      @gyoukou2453 4 года назад +1

      REIMU FOR SMASH!!

  • @fatemehsoniaimantalab6608
    @fatemehsoniaimantalab6608 5 лет назад +377

    "I used to know this." me on every single exam I take.

  • @nukeani2301
    @nukeani2301 4 года назад +288

    " I hate you"
    "K"
    My love life in a few words

  • @nerolisk7630
    @nerolisk7630 5 лет назад +385

    18:56 "tea has to be hot"
    **the entire southeast US is typing**

    • @SydRainn
      @SydRainn 4 года назад +45

      it's already too hot down here, leave us and our cold drinks alone 😭

    • @cheeseff2106
      @cheeseff2106 4 года назад +24

      **literally every restaurant in vietnam is typing...**

    • @trublaze
      @trublaze 4 года назад +13

      @@cheeseff2106 Restraunt: *gets napalmed*

    • @yongli8276
      @yongli8276 4 года назад +7

      TruBlaze *hides in secret underwater tunnel*

    • @leoflanagan6079
      @leoflanagan6079 4 года назад +7

      nerolisk *English people replying to the southeastern us* bruh tea needs to be hot

  • @Oyasumivox
    @Oyasumivox 5 лет назад +419

    "golden hour" is actually used in english in photography and videomaking referring to the time of the day when the sun is low creating lots of shadows and giving ambience and depth to the shot compared to hours in which the sun is high up, potencially creating a flat, boring image.
    The more you know

    • @chelseycarrion7945
      @chelseycarrion7945 5 лет назад +17

      *insert the more you know rainbow*

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah. Lots of long soft shadows and indirect lighting, and it having a longer path through the atmosphere means most of the blues have been scattered out so it's warm light as well, which tends to make things look better.

    • @vesnabajcinovci8104
      @vesnabajcinovci8104 4 года назад +2

      Sooo basically photographys chiaroscuro?

    • @JGirDesu
      @JGirDesu 4 года назад +5

      That was sort of actually my guess when I was playing along with the video! I was thinking like a sunrise and sunset type of thing

    • @brianching8847
      @brianching8847 4 года назад +3

      I learned that from life is strange lol

  • @ErulianADRaghath
    @ErulianADRaghath 5 лет назад +509

    According to some sources I could find, and I quote: "
    The Japanese name konsento (コンセント) for electric sockets is said to originate from the English "concentric plug" in the form konsentorikku puragu (コンセントリックプラグ).[1]
    Some British sockets from around 1900 consisted of concentric (co-axial) contacts, unlike the pinned ones in use today. These were in use in Meiji period (1868-1912) Japan, and the abbreviated form konsento became the accepted way to describe any kind of electrical outlet. This may have been from a split of konsento puragu into konsento to describe the outlet and puragu to describe the plug."
    Which is neat!

    • @card1285
      @card1285 4 года назад +4

      I agree, it is neat!

    • @sanny8716
      @sanny8716 4 года назад +7

      This is fascinating

    • @ayporos
      @ayporos 4 года назад +11

      Yeah that's the funny bit of it.. there is actual reason to the madness but you wouldn't get it unless you understand where it comes from.
      There's examples of that in most languages I believe with native words but also with loan words being bastardized as with this one in Japanese... I can't think of one from the top of my head though lol.

    • @magnagazoo4863
      @magnagazoo4863 3 года назад +1

      You would though think it would be from English. Since after WW2 the US Military engineering started electrifying Japan to US standard. That is why they use the split 240VAC distribution and 120V US pattern sockets. (for the most part)

    • @prezentoappr1171
      @prezentoappr1171 Месяц назад

      @@magnagazoo4863 this is the neat part about culture word, old most used culture word will always have another meaning put into it instead of any new but not used much, also the basis of phonetic borrowing in hanzi in ancient china. the word 'or' iirc is originally a word for hand in cn, not sure tho, just check wiktionary for this

  • @vvsk4918
    @vvsk4918 4 года назад +155

    "Shit, we don't even know our own language!" has never been so relatable 😂😅

  • @theminiyosshi2901
    @theminiyosshi2901 4 года назад +619

    “Look up Japanese beauty models, they’re like skeletons!”
    Sans: hey thanks.

    • @yuki_eerhs4591
      @yuki_eerhs4591 4 года назад +9

      I am dead laughing 😂

    • @nessesaryschoolthing
      @nessesaryschoolthing 4 года назад +18

      Papyrus: Sans, why are you looking at those hungry Japanese girls again? Are you being nasty?
      Sans: It's not like that. I'm just very invested in fashion.
      Papyrus: You never buy yourself new clothes. You've worn the same blue hoodie for years!
      Sans: Exactly; I've invested a lot of time into wearing it.

    • @raawesome3851
      @raawesome3851 4 года назад +5

      @@nessesaryschoolthing that sounds so much like Sans.

    • @heatresistantchilledcoffee6206
      @heatresistantchilledcoffee6206 3 года назад

      Pretty good joke

  • @fatih9016
    @fatih9016 5 лет назад +667

    13:47 sounds like a Virgin Lord when you read it out loud

    • @mauricebarrow7312
      @mauricebarrow7312 5 лет назад +45

      I thought it was the vaginal canal at first 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @KIKO_01
      @KIKO_01 5 лет назад +16

      @@mauricebarrow7312 GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

    • @Tenosyn
      @Tenosyn 5 лет назад +8

      Oh hey, that's my class name.

    • @fatih9016
      @fatih9016 5 лет назад +6

      @@Tenosyn I just imagined a guy sitting on a throne with a body pillow next to him

    • @GauginProductions
      @GauginProductions 5 лет назад +2

      Vagina Rider

  • @fatih9016
    @fatih9016 5 лет назад +311

    13:53 ı walk a Virgin road , the only one that I have ever known… Don't know where it goes...

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 5 лет назад +29

      To your wedding apparently

    • @fatih9016
      @fatih9016 5 лет назад +5

      @@meetaverma8372 well , thanks dude

    • @fatih9016
      @fatih9016 5 лет назад +26

      @@meetaverma8372 now I'll continue to sing "Boulevard of Virgin dreams"

    • @veronicavernice5875
      @veronicavernice5875 5 лет назад

      comment of the year goes to you my friend

    • @fatih9016
      @fatih9016 5 лет назад +2

      @@veronicavernice5875 thanks

  • @dima10656
    @dima10656 5 лет назад +249

    The Japanese name konsento (コンセント) for electric sockets is said to originate from the English "concentric plug" in the form konsentorikku puragu (コンセントリックプラグ).

    • @reianvase6683
      @reianvase6683 5 лет назад +13

      thank you. Now go fuck yourself.

    • @prod.Sp0tSid3
      @prod.Sp0tSid3 5 лет назад +10

      ZA WARUDOO!!!!

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 5 лет назад +2

      I was trying to remember this specific piece of trivia😂 thx for the jumpstart

    • @deschia_
      @deschia_ 5 лет назад

      never heard of that word tho

    • @siekensou77
      @siekensou77 5 лет назад

      always remember shortened words exist.. also a bunch of loan words from french and Spanish

  • @nejx8711
    @nejx8711 4 года назад +363

    “Shaapu penshiru” I would’ve guessed pencil sharpener
    “Gaadoman” I would’ve guessed Gardner 😂

    • @epicsakura101
      @epicsakura101 4 года назад +10

      Pencil sharpener is actually "えんぴつけずり" (enpitsu kezuri)

    • @vanniragnesesch
      @vanniragnesesch 4 года назад +1

      i guessed "sharpened pencil"

    • @_MRK87
      @_MRK87 4 года назад

      These make more sense than the real ones

    • @Kil408
      @Kil408 3 года назад

      I guessed pencil sharpener and security guard, if it wasn’t security guard then lifeguard as backup

    • @Lyrawolf
      @Lyrawolf 3 года назад

      For "Gaadoman", I actually would've guessed either Godman or scarecrow (cuz it's a straw man-shaped thing that guards the garden)

  • @SecurityDivision
    @SecurityDivision 5 лет назад +324

    These two just had the best energy going :D Would watch more Goombah and Amine Man's ramblings :D

    • @azuregriffin1116
      @azuregriffin1116 4 года назад

      Anime man.

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 4 года назад +5

      Ah yes, Amine Man

    • @juhoh743
      @juhoh743 4 года назад

      Agreed.

    • @Filcayra72
      @Filcayra72 4 года назад +1

      DrNai Amine man. The cousin of Amino

    •  4 года назад +3

      Why yes. The Amine Man 😫👌

  • @melonpalooza
    @melonpalooza 5 лет назад +192

    There's also a "golden hour" in the photography realm, right? Like that one hour of the day where the sun is in the sky just right for majestic photos.

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 5 лет назад +21

      It's around sunset. The light is very soft and gives everything this golden glow, that's why it's called Golden Hour

    • @Lilly_Fae
      @Lilly_Fae 5 лет назад +12

      That hour is truly a gold experience

    • @jozan_tube
      @jozan_tube 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah, that's where my film student brain went to immediately

    • @twistedgambit9084
      @twistedgambit9084 5 лет назад +1

      Oh that's cool.

    • @twistedgambit9084
      @twistedgambit9084 5 лет назад +1

      I thought it was electronically speaking for TV viewers. My communication brain.

  • @NeraizeI
    @NeraizeI 5 лет назад +464

    I was taught this one from my Japanese friend a month ago
    マジックテープ (majikkutēpu) = velcro, LMAO

    • @stratis5360
      @stratis5360 5 лет назад +111

      Neraizel *m a g i c t a p e*

    • @crossicksimp4084
      @crossicksimp4084 5 лет назад +60

      Flekssuteppu

    • @mcfarofinha134
      @mcfarofinha134 5 лет назад +63

      permanent marker is
      マジックペン(majikku pen)

    • @itsyuuki
      @itsyuuki 5 лет назад +49

      dang, when the Japanese don't know what to say about something, they just call it *M A G I C*

    • @username6630
      @username6630 5 лет назад +8

      *m a g i c t a p e*

  • @Slave-of-the-most-merciful
    @Slave-of-the-most-merciful 5 лет назад +269

    *Joseph joestar happiness noises*

  • @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661
    @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 4 года назад +139

    "Herusu Metaa"
    I bet its heavy metal.
    "a bath scale"
    Wtf.

    • @LeeorVardi
      @LeeorVardi 4 года назад +11

      Vito's Vids
      Heresu Metaa = Health Meter
      You go on the weight scale to see how healthy you are, so it’s a meter that shows your health.

    • @hironyx
      @hironyx 4 года назад +12

      "heavy metal" would be "Hebii Metaru"

    • @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661
      @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 4 года назад +1

      @@LeeorVardi although wouldn't it be more like Heasu Metaa?

    • @oscarnemo8084
      @oscarnemo8084 4 года назад +3

      Heresy meter.

    • @YamiTheEevee
      @YamiTheEevee 4 года назад +2

      Vito's Vids Heresu makes more sense to me than heasu

  • @k-marketmuotiala4801
    @k-marketmuotiala4801 5 лет назад +63

    beesu appu = bee(s) (and) apple(s) = Applebee's
    yeah I was mindblown too

    • @aa-rm5sw
      @aa-rm5sw 4 года назад +1

      That's what I thought too

    • @raawesome3851
      @raawesome3851 4 года назад +1

      Haha

    • @gamephreak5
      @gamephreak5 3 года назад +1

      But.."Apple" in japanese would be "Appuru"

    • @k-marketmuotiala4801
      @k-marketmuotiala4801 3 года назад +4

      @@gamephreak5 Indeed. But as someone was going to make this completely idiotic joke anyway, I figured it wouldn't hurt if I got the likes instead of them.
      edit: I now realise that this is essentially the story of my life, on the internet AND irl and I once again want to curve into fetal position and die.

    • @prezentoappr1171
      @prezentoappr1171 Месяц назад

      @@gamephreak5 appu is shortened from appuru, eg konekushon is shortened to kone, i think not from konekuto

  • @poetryletter
    @poetryletter 5 лет назад +230

    Why do you guys know so much on vasectomy procedures? XD

    • @thekuuderedude1737
      @thekuuderedude1737 5 лет назад +6

      Because its either they tie it, block it, or cut it off

    • @TheCraftero
      @TheCraftero 5 лет назад +6

      School? lol

    • @poetryletter
      @poetryletter 5 лет назад +2

      I feel like a much wiser girl now 👍🏻

    • @badoobles
      @badoobles 5 лет назад +13

      @@thekuuderedude1737 yeah, you know? Bop it, twist it, pull it. All that good stuff. 😂

    • @etrikia
      @etrikia 5 лет назад +1

      @@badoobles That made me wheeze XDD

  • @mallory7198
    @mallory7198 5 лет назад +750

    Konsento?? Consent doesn’t exist in Japan......
    IM JUST KIDDING DONT HURT ME

    • @interestingboyo790
      @interestingboyo790 5 лет назад +51

      Malomaar LB Bro what if it's konsento because you have to ask for consent before sticking it in the hole?

    • @Maki-ng4jk
      @Maki-ng4jk 5 лет назад +3

      @@interestingboyo790 oooooohhhhhhhh yeah

    • @mallory7198
      @mallory7198 5 лет назад +2

      dust particle bro you’re right. Genius level shit

    • @interestingboyo790
      @interestingboyo790 5 лет назад +1

      Malomaar LB Thank you bro

    • @mecasunny
      @mecasunny 5 лет назад +8

      too late,you're gonna get a good spank
      But first,sign this concent contract.

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 5 лет назад +564

    You should've asked him what "Petito Mirifu" means

  • @fidesd8831
    @fidesd8831 5 лет назад +82

    WHY DID I JUST KNOW THAT THE LAST ONE WAS GONNA BE VASECTOMY

  • @670839245
    @670839245 4 года назад +59

    I can't take hot things too.
    Once my mom: taste this coffee
    me: is it hot?
    mom: no
    me: takes a sip and my tongue hurts for two solid days

  • @akiramakara2062
    @akiramakara2062 5 лет назад +197

    7:19
    JAPANESE WORD OF THE DAY
    *HOTTO DOGGU*
    please tell me someone gets that reference

  • @peacemakerao
    @peacemakerao 5 лет назад +132

    I actually guessed circumcision for ‘paipu katto’. So damn close 🤦‍♂️

    • @Lusithane
      @Lusithane 5 лет назад +2

      Well it was around the right area ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @korosensei329
      @korosensei329 5 лет назад +1

      I guessed tampon

    • @supremedeity9003
      @supremedeity9003 5 лет назад

      @@korosensei329 lol wtf..

    • @supremedeity9003
      @supremedeity9003 5 лет назад

      like how the hell are u supposed to guess paipu katto. its way too damn hilarious. however i got 14 correct somehow.

    • @-TK-
      @-TK- 5 лет назад

      I thought it was literally cutting the "pipe"

  • @ZEKali1
    @ZEKali1 5 лет назад +225

    "Gasurin Sutando"
    I thought it was a JoJo Stand

  • @cz1822
    @cz1822 4 года назад +39

    I just looked it up, and konsento originated from the word “concentric plug.” While in America it was abbreviated to plug, in Japan it was abbreviated to concent (the first half of concentric).

  • @SukacitaYeremia
    @SukacitaYeremia 5 лет назад +416

    Is "konsento" from Dutch "Kortsluiting" meaning "short circuit" since the japanese learned electricity from Dutch books during the isolationist period?

    • @Brandon20854
      @Brandon20854 5 лет назад +88

      No its from when it was called "concentric plug"

    • @namYa
      @namYa 5 лет назад +29

      Oh wow in my language (Indonesian) there's a word "korsleting" which means exactly that. I didn't know it was derived from Dutch
      Though it makes sense because a lot of Indonesian words are derived from Dutch

    • @SukacitaYeremia
      @SukacitaYeremia 5 лет назад +7

      @@namYa Dude, my name is indonesian. That's basically why I proposed this.

    • @namYa
      @namYa 5 лет назад +5

      @@SukacitaYeremia whoops, didn't noticed that LOL

    • @MiuXiu
      @MiuXiu 4 года назад +3

      No it’s from concentric, old style outlets from England.

  • @wthIsTimeEven
    @wthIsTimeEven 5 лет назад +122

    Who also repeated the _engrish_ version in their head as soon as you saw the word "scuba diving" ,
    And got it freakin right like, boi I knew I was some weeb but...damn.

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 5 лет назад +6

      I at least have the excuse that I actually study Japanese😂

    • @supremedeity9003
      @supremedeity9003 5 лет назад +1

      @@nikki607 i really wanna get in to it but i dont know how to actually study it without going to a instituion... i was considering just learning how to speak, not to write but i guess i should learn how to write aswell but the thing is that japaneese has got way too many goddamn writing system and i dont know where to start. are you going to a college/school for learning it?

    • @promqueenkiller
      @promqueenkiller 5 лет назад

      @@supremedeity9003 I'm using a combination of a language learning app for vocabulary, a book for hirigana/katakana, and learning from watching anime.

    • @wizardlizard55555
      @wizardlizard55555 5 лет назад +1

      SupremeDeity Duolingo and other apps are actually a great way to start, along with RUclips videos for the rules that apps don’t explain. And anime does help if you aren’t used to the pronunciation, and could be useful to check your hearing skills and progress. However, it would probably be better to also watch something like non-animated Japanese shows because I’ve heard that anime uses a less common way of speaking.

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 5 лет назад

      @@supremedeity9003 I lived in Japan for a year😂. Just came back from my exchange year, and while there I did a bit of everything

  • @pandymandy
    @pandymandy 5 лет назад +219

    Gaijin is such a fun guy, made this video really lively really easily.

    • @ductrungtran6156
      @ductrungtran6156 5 лет назад +4

      Mire Cause he’s knowledgeable so it’s fun and entertaining to talk to him

  • @kdllamacorn9666
    @kdllamacorn9666 5 лет назад +66

    We played a game similar to this in my japanese class. The teacher got us with cosutoko.....costco...but we dont pronounce the t so no one could guess it...XD we all face palmed.

  • @xfummmblez
    @xfummmblez 4 года назад +25

    LOL! There is a Japanese cover of "Country Road" !!
    It would play, every damn day, at the sushi restaurant I used to work at. 💀💀

  • @OkaeriKairii
    @OkaeriKairii 4 года назад +23

    "ドンマイ" is my favorite... although I don't know if it counts. It's short for "Don't mind"... it's basically like "no problem" or "don't worry about it" XD I don't think it's used too often though, but it was used a lot at my first school.

    • @revangerang
      @revangerang 4 года назад +1

      I learned that one from Azumanga Daiou 😂

  • @eyewarsx
    @eyewarsx 5 лет назад +79

    This video is literally just a JoJo fight.

  • @hasegawayuki7675
    @hasegawayuki7675 5 лет назад +102

    Oh my, “Gasorin Sutando”, what type of Stand is this? 🤔

  • @Zathren
    @Zathren 5 лет назад +292

    Foreigners can't get into a soap land? Shit. There goes half my reason to visit Japan.

    • @DarthDionius
      @DarthDionius 5 лет назад +29

      There must be some somewhere which would let you, but the majority don't, no. I have no real idea why. Probably best off going to a love hotel and ordering delivery health.

    • @Danceofmasks
      @Danceofmasks 5 лет назад +28

      >< Come to australia instead. Our brothels are legal.

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts 5 лет назад +35

      It's likely because the owners are more cautious about foreigners not respecting the rules than locals not respecting the rules.

    • @ManCatCheese
      @ManCatCheese 5 лет назад +1

      Or they may just think your ugly. The girls may not like foreigners or whatever

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 5 лет назад +7

      Or you could be a good guy, treat a gal right and won't have to go to soapland for a some rubadubdub.

  • @saikithepsiioniic1358
    @saikithepsiioniic1358 4 года назад +18

    10:41
    S-STANDO TSUKAI?!
    "My standu, Rait-Emu Apu, has the power to light up any combustible gas that is in my range of attack. And since oxygen is everywhere and you need it to breathe, my stand can ignite my enemies without failure 100% of the time! Truly an invincible stand without any weaknesses!"

    • @jasonours6957
      @jasonours6957 4 года назад

      Saiki The Psiioniic so basically you’re just like bakugo from mha

    • @saikithepsiioniic1358
      @saikithepsiioniic1358 4 года назад +1

      Bakugo can only explode his sweat and from his hands. But my shitpost can light up any combustible gas without touching or looking at it. It just needs to be in the range of my stand. Also, it's not neccessarily explosions.
      The power of shitposting is truly superior!

  • @justinfritz4817
    @justinfritz4817 4 года назад +16

    "There's too many interchangeable words" English: *shifty eyes*

  • @richieismysonandamood3409
    @richieismysonandamood3409 5 лет назад +63

    “Suffer for your art”
    Me, at four in the morning on a school night practicing my drawing skills: already done buddy

  • @somnaventu_s2475
    @somnaventu_s2475 5 лет назад +35

    Gasorin Sutando is probably a stand from JoJo

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 лет назад

      Gu GuRoo Ah yes, the famous stands from JoJo named
      Green stand
      Star stand
      Vine stand
      Turkey Stand
      and Silver stand. It isn’t like they’re all named after music or tarot cards

  • @frip1080
    @frip1080 5 лет назад +43

    The Japanese “jet coster” is nothing compared to Spanish’s “Russian mountain”

    • @amybananana
      @amybananana 4 года назад +6

      We say Russian mountains in Italian too

    • @kebien6020
      @kebien6020 4 года назад +6

      Or Spanish's "Russian fap" (or "Russian straw" if you are being more literal) which means boob job.

    • @Josnaci0
      @Josnaci0 4 года назад +5

      @@kebien6020 In Brazil we call roller coasters "Russian mountain" too.
      Funny thing is that we call boob job "Espanhola", which is the female word for Spanish(Espanhol) in Portuguese.

    • @ced1244
      @ced1244 4 года назад +4

      @@Josnaci0 Same thing in French too. Latin languages are often pretty consistent between each other.

    • @iliaszholdasov
      @iliaszholdasov 4 года назад +8

      in Russian it's American mountains lol

  • @kaitourobin3206
    @kaitourobin3206 5 лет назад +19

    Im watching this instead of studying for my Katakana カタカナ test i have tomorrow. This show help me, right?

    • @MrTaib-kj4ib
      @MrTaib-kj4ib 3 года назад

      How did you do in the test?

    • @The_D0C70R
      @The_D0C70R 3 года назад

      I’m going to guess that says “Katakana”? (I only know katakana used in the Initial D manga)

  • @DavyTempest
    @DavyTempest 5 лет назад +14

    I dig that the video starts with Goomba IMMEDIATELY bitching about the weather, pre-intro, pre-everything.

  • @billy65bob
    @billy65bob 5 лет назад +44

    コンセント apparently comes from Concentric Plug, a style of old-school electric socket that went out of style in the 60's.
    We still use such plugs today, but in a far more limited scope, like headphone jacks and laptop chargers.

  • @aideenaventuras6219
    @aideenaventuras6219 5 лет назад +40

    Hahahaha i love how Joey makes Gaijin suffer and loved it in every second but also actually actually loves to teach

    • @eugenefindit
      @eugenefindit 5 лет назад +2

      People who skip to the end might get confused as to who actually won. 😁

  • @nir5389
    @nir5389 5 лет назад +19

    10:42 "gasoline stando"
    STAND?? IS IT DIO?

  • @mzachary99
    @mzachary99 5 лет назад +33

    What, am I the only one wondering why Joey didnt do the punishment?

  • @ashley61000
    @ashley61000 5 лет назад +8

    Gaijin: *teaches English in Japan*
    Also Gaijin: *can't spell thermometer*
    Great video though!!

  • @tromend
    @tromend 5 лет назад +20

    Wait, I thought Virgin Road was that one street where all Fujoshis go get their "Ammo" If you catch my drift...

    • @mahiru20ten
      @mahiru20ten 5 лет назад +1

      I thought it's a road filled with virgin atlantic related offices

    • @tromend
      @tromend 5 лет назад +1

      The funny thing is, that it is an actual thing, the Virgin Road, you can look it up. I really thought he put that there as a curveball, but turns out I was Fing wrong, lol

    • @TheWorstNoob
      @TheWorstNoob 5 лет назад +1

      It's actually called otome road

  • @thelonerockertype
    @thelonerockertype 5 лет назад +16

    Joey, "Golden Hour" is a photography/filmography term. It's the time of day around sunset when you get the BEST natural lighting for filming/photography.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад +2

      o funny i was thinking about sunrise. (same effect)

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, that's what I thought of too. But since the sun generally sets around 6-8PM I guess that counts as right? I mean we got the right timeframe

    • @monument-cafe
      @monument-cafe 5 лет назад

      I looked it up via Google, and apparently, it's also a medical term that refers to the first hour after the occurrence of a traumatic injury (which is considered the most critical for successful emergency treatment)....
      welp.

    • @prezentoappr1171
      @prezentoappr1171 Месяц назад

      does this mean a rush hour as in golden week? wait thats about holiday, hm alright this is similar to photography term bokeh then

  • @gladosmaincore8589
    @gladosmaincore8589 5 лет назад +28

    There are sites called "myhealthmeter" and "healthometer" :D

  • @-irene-29
    @-irene-29 4 года назад +13

    17:45 for this word I guessed “foreskin”. I did NOT think it was gonna be related hahahahaa (vasectomy)

  • @landonhagan450
    @landonhagan450 4 года назад +4

    Maybe this is just a regional thing, but "salary man" is definitely a common term where I am in America. It may have lost some degree of popularity with the decline of office work and diversification of occupations, but people would still get the gist of what you're saying.

  • @visieg1235
    @visieg1235 5 лет назад +22

    I absolutely love the combination of these two xDD

  • @vernaux4268
    @vernaux4268 5 лет назад +20

    Thanks for using Magical Sempai in the thumbnail
    *MMMM*

  • @DJ_not_DJ
    @DJ_not_DJ 5 лет назад +14

    Literally nobody:
    Joey: a virgin road is basically Akihabara

  • @deus9906
    @deus9906 5 лет назад +10

    You changed the thumbnail you sneaky bastard

    • @Sporrik
      @Sporrik 5 лет назад +3

      RUclipsrs often change the title and thumbnail of their videos after the release them to see which one gets the most attention or the best response.

    • @prezentoappr1171
      @prezentoappr1171 Месяц назад

      @@Sporrik which could be uploaded again manually or auto by API, also the informational thumbnail service, its half implemented in rev anced y t

  • @mizusenshi8172
    @mizusenshi8172 4 года назад +1

    I actually knew some of these but that's cause I've read up on the subject. Some wasei eigo are really odd though. Like how they randomly add "up" to things. Or words such as "mystery circle" for crop circles (although I suppose alien landing sites *would* be mysterious).
    Loanwords from non-English languages are weird too. Like "koohi," which is surprisingly not from English but from Dutch. Also "baito" (part-time job) is from German (from arbeit). They also used to use the French "vacances" for vacation (bakansu) but the English word (bekeishon) seems more popular now.

  • @jayterra2585
    @jayterra2585 5 лет назад +46

    pretty sure "Salary man" is used in America. People would know what you're talking about, unless you pronounce it "sarariman".

    • @fatih9016
      @fatih9016 5 лет назад +11

      Maybe it's because my main language is not English but Salary Man sounds like a Superhero name

    • @jacksoncarine3602
      @jacksoncarine3602 5 лет назад

      Jay Terra because of Japan tho who do you can salary man and where are you from?

    • @miker2732
      @miker2732 5 лет назад +2

      Jackson Carine salary man is used to bracket individuals in the 50,000-85,0000 with a 9-5

    • @ilhanyusuf2160
      @ilhanyusuf2160 5 лет назад +3

      I live in Canada and honestly wouldn’t have understood 😂

    • @electronresonator8882
      @electronresonator8882 5 лет назад

      maybe that is what it means in Australia

  • @dragazecxj
    @dragazecxj 5 лет назад +29

    When Joey senpai's content is always full of surprises ~

  • @maro_23
    @maro_23 5 лет назад +67

    The Japanese word on the thumbnail is "セクハラ" which means "Sexual harassment"

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 5 лет назад +6

      The more you know

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 5 лет назад +20

      It's actually a shorthand of Sexual Harassment and it's read sekuhara. They never say the full thing

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 5 лет назад +6

      @@nikki607 given the length of Japanese words I wouldn't blame the corner cutting

    • @chibes1287
      @chibes1287 5 лет назад

      O_o

    • @ImIlyaz
      @ImIlyaz 5 лет назад

      Oof I was only here for the anime in the thumbnail because I forgot its name but sadly it was never mentioned

  • @Ryanjakehenry
    @Ryanjakehenry 4 года назад +15

    *sees this video in recommended*
    Me: “JAGERS”

    • @brittney6535
      @brittney6535 4 года назад +1

      Jaker The Snaker F-MEGA

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 4 года назад +1

      Serect yur cer

  • @nihatclodra
    @nihatclodra 5 лет назад +4

    Wait... "Cat's Tongue" referring to not being able to handle hot liquids isn't a common phrase? 'cause I hear it used all the time here in Canada...

  • @6senpai92
    @6senpai92 5 лет назад +36

    When U realise the anime man is the dirtiest weeb ever found on RUclips ;)

  • @VMST-dr8mc
    @VMST-dr8mc 5 лет назад +16

    Technically this is japanesse Span-glish. (Spanish-english) Anyone relates? No? Ok 😢

    • @thekingofcucumbers4059
      @thekingofcucumbers4059 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, but I don't speak spanish. Everyone around me does

    • @flying_ace_
      @flying_ace_ 5 лет назад

      Or Chinglish if you speak Chinese

    • @akumetsu2872
      @akumetsu2872 5 лет назад

      No lo vi así xD

    • @fca003
      @fca003 5 лет назад

      No sé de que estás hablando. ¿Es por la manera en la que pronuncian las vocales?

  • @Marshall-se9zs
    @Marshall-se9zs 5 лет назад +37

    You two should collab more! Your humor fits great together and I love both of your channels❤❤

    • @Goleon
      @Goleon 5 лет назад +2

      It does. I had to pause and rewind a lot cause I couldn’t stop laughing at their jokes and reactions.

    • @Marshall-se9zs
      @Marshall-se9zs 5 лет назад

      @@Goleon same lol

  • @ChaiKirbs
    @ChaiKirbs 5 лет назад +2

    You should've used gesen instead of gemu sentaa to confuse him

  • @CardOtakuDesu
    @CardOtakuDesu 4 года назад +1

    I almost spat my drink out at virgin road 😂😂

  • @jonarhax3388
    @jonarhax3388 5 лет назад +11

    Hey baby!
    Yes, I am!
    Hell 2 U
    OOOHHHH NOOOOOO
    Do you understand???
    Goodbye JoJo!
    HOLY SHIIIEEEET

    • @TauGeneration
      @TauGeneration 5 лет назад +1

      Are these some motherfuckin JoJo quotes?

    • @lordman5497
      @lordman5497 5 лет назад +1

      The real Engrish in JoJo are stand names
      Za Warudo, Staa Purachinomu, Haamitto Paaporu, Shirubaa Charyotsu, Kureeji Dayamondo, Za Hando, Kiraa Kwin, Gorudo Ekkusupiryensu, Sutiki Fingaazu, Paaporu Heezu

  • @dqpfjggisjgIdksorp
    @dqpfjggisjgIdksorp 5 лет назад +44

    Are you going to make a video about the AOT expo?

    • @Pshful123
      @Pshful123 5 лет назад +2

      I second this joey

  • @azazel5457
    @azazel5457 5 лет назад +14

    13:53 damn Joey I really be laughed too much at the statement you put

  • @minustaco42zero24
    @minustaco42zero24 4 года назад +1

    That rollercoaster pic you have is of the Kumba at Busch gardens in Tampa, Florida, USA. Just FYI it made me so happy to see that for some reason. I live 40 minutes away from it.

  • @Bazilisk_AU
    @Bazilisk_AU 3 года назад +2

    Okay, so the only one I didn't know was "ベースアップ" and I only heard "パイプカット" a year ago in some weird Variety Show... but I specifically remember having an interesting time teaching my HSC students the word 『ネコジタ』when I was a 家庭教師
    By the way, インテリ on the Thumbnail is another weird one that you didn't address...
    I wanna see you do one of these with Dogen... also test him on his 偽漢字

  • @신승윤-z3m
    @신승윤-z3m 5 лет назад +4

    In Korea, there's a lot of imported Engrish words. Especially older words are more prevalent because we were much more influenced by Japan in older days.
    Unlike Japanese, who have really poor spectrum of pronunciation, Korean can pronounce English more similar, and also, we don't borrow foreign words as frequently as Japanese guys do, so we think their "naturalized English words" are weird, either.

    • @fnors2
      @fnors2 5 лет назад

      It may have to do with their alphabet and Kanjis. Kanjis do not, by their nature as pictograms, lend themselves well to borrowed word or foreign concepts. They would have to create new kanjis for every new concept.
      From my limited knowledge, the (modern) Korean alphabet seems to be based on pronunciation, like the western alphabets. It probably helps a lot in creating/absorbing new word/concepts from abroad.

    • @신승윤-z3m
      @신승윤-z3m 5 лет назад

      @@fnors2 I googled about it. Korean have 2912 of pronunciations, and I can't find number of Japanese's. Maybe about a hundred or a few hundred.
      Actually, you may understand instantly when you learn japanese.

    • @fnors2
      @fnors2 5 лет назад

      @@신승윤-z3m I do have some basics in Japanese, actually. There are 48 basic syllables in Japanese kana, adding in the modificators (" and ° and the small y-) you get maybe 40-45 more sounds.
      It's definitely not a lot when you compare to English, French, German and other Latin or Germanic languages. That's for sure.

    • @fnors2
      @fnors2 5 лет назад

      @@신승윤-z3m That make sense. Another factor to consider is how much interaction with English the Japanese have. They've had a lots of dealings with the US and there were a significant american presence post-WW2 in the form of military bases. (Let's not forget Hollywood exporting movies) It's quite natural to take a bunch of loan words if we consider all that.

    • @신승윤-z3m
      @신승윤-z3m 5 лет назад

      @@fnors2 oh that might be true. Though Korea also had taken by american military government for a while, Japan underwent longer period. It could be one of the factor.

  • @leobasketcase2986
    @leobasketcase2986 5 лет назад +5

    Did anyone else hear “gooruden awaa” and think of the correct time for the wrong reason because photography?

  • @zackolsen5876
    @zackolsen5876 5 лет назад +11

    I know this might not happen but I'd like to see the Animeman as a guest on the unexpectable

    • @SangoSon12
      @SangoSon12 5 лет назад +2

      YES!!! A WEEB EDITION EPISODE!!
      Maybe when they go to Greckles homeland because you know Monty is setting up for that!

    • @facelessidiot6407
      @facelessidiot6407 5 лет назад +1

      If that's going to happen, will he be as easy to get a hold of as Jocat?

  • @robertnelson1963
    @robertnelson1963 5 лет назад +1

    FYI, "Hot Cake" is actually an American term for pan cakes (kind of older, I still see it on old diner menus sometimes).

  • @twb0109
    @twb0109 3 года назад +2

    Oooh, Nekojita exists in Spanish, it's "Lengua de Gato" literally translated to English as "Cat's Tongue", it's still not a single word, but it does exist as a a concept.

  • @fatih9016
    @fatih9016 5 лет назад +9

    2:04 Here in Turkey , we call America Amerika too . But hey at least they did not using a bird name for America like you are calling Turkey to Türkiye , Turkey is not even a common bird here

    • @fatih9016
      @fatih9016 5 лет назад

      @@blazecaller8486 I know the reason it's just annoying Xd

  • @emilyjones9787
    @emilyjones9787 5 лет назад +25

    Sees katakana in the thumbnail
    *Son of a-*

  • @jigglypuddin1345
    @jigglypuddin1345 5 лет назад +11

    I was laughing this entire vid 😂. I'm actually learning Japanese now and the pronunciation is also very strange. You would think katakana would make english words easier to understand , but no. I spend forever mouthing out words just trying to figure out their equivalent.

  • @sethchikelu1303
    @sethchikelu1303 5 лет назад +8

    Joey joestar: you’ll never win
    * Joey is a joestar so he automatically wins every Time *

  • @andrewprahst2529
    @andrewprahst2529 3 года назад +2

    In the American south, and in some diners, pancakes are called hotcakes

  • @user-zg8mu7yh6o
    @user-zg8mu7yh6o 5 лет назад +8

    カン ユー リード イングリッシュ?
    👏👏👏Yay👏👏👏
    RUclips's high with view and likes confused as always...

    • @ody1212
      @ody1212 5 лет назад

      The katakana say "Can you read engrish?", for the uninitiated yet curious.

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 5 лет назад

      @@ody1212 beat me to it

  • @uprollsariotvan
    @uprollsariotvan 5 лет назад +13

    Joey you totally missed HotchKiss, in my opinion that’s the weirdest term ever smh

    • @thebronzedragon1
      @thebronzedragon1 5 лет назад

      Is that a hershys kiss?

    • @uprollsariotvan
      @uprollsariotvan 5 лет назад +1

      Ben Sharman it's a stapler

    • @thebronzedragon1
      @thebronzedragon1 5 лет назад

      @@uprollsariotvan twould seem you are correct

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 5 лет назад +2

      Oh you mean ホッチキス. Took me a second

    • @graemep7729
      @graemep7729 5 лет назад +5

      It’s named after the inventor, Hotchkiss!

  • @Olibee1916
    @Olibee1916 5 лет назад +6

    In some areas of the Northern US, people call them hot cakes for pancakes.

  • @user-ok4pk2mp3e
    @user-ok4pk2mp3e 5 лет назад +2

    The most sour thing in the world would probably be nearly pure sulfuric acid. That, or a stronger acid, though I don't think you'd actually be able to taste the difference after that... or anything ever again. My point is that the "world's sourest thing" isn't something that you would actually eat. The "worlds sourest food" would be something like a saturated solution of malic acid because malic acid is, if I'm correct, the strongest acid that is used as a food additive.

    • @gwest3644
      @gwest3644 2 года назад

      I mean, I don’t think pure sulfuric acid quite counts as “food”

  • @RubyRoks
    @RubyRoks 3 года назад +2

    It's interesting to see not only the borrowed English (not gonna try to type the romaji for that phrase from memory) but also the dialect differences between American and Australian English

  • @grantbalmer6951
    @grantbalmer6951 5 лет назад +5

    コンセント comes from an electrical outlet technically being called a "concentric outlet." But yeah nobody says that.

  • @bobobombastisch
    @bobobombastisch 5 лет назад +7

    german takes some words from english without making that much sense in english too... famous for that are Handy being a mobile phone and flatrate for unlimited data

    • @Jug_or_not
      @Jug_or_not 5 лет назад

      Don't forget the infamous public viewing :D

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 5 лет назад

      Handy comes from Handheld

    • @Jug_or_not
      @Jug_or_not 5 лет назад

      @@nikki607that is one of the existing theories. The origin of the word is still not clear for linguists.

    • @lauralaura4362
      @lauralaura4362 5 лет назад

      Jug or not? my german teacher said it was because theyre handy

    • @Jug_or_not
      @Jug_or_not 5 лет назад +1

      @@lauralaura4362 that is also a possible origin and is pretty comprehensible, so I can see why your teacher said that.

  • @Hyperion2705
    @Hyperion2705 5 лет назад +12

    I confirm whatever he says about shadowverse, that game is pretty good

    • @aretidiatireitai7859
      @aretidiatireitai7859 5 лет назад

      Can confirm

    • @D4rkn3ss2000
      @D4rkn3ss2000 5 лет назад

      It think it looks more complicated than Hearthstone. I was trying to decide wheter to install that or shadowverse. I decided neither because don't have enough memory on my phone. Need to get a bigger one.

  • @InkWhisper
    @InkWhisper 4 года назад +1

    I know this vid is from last year, but holy heck, I *LOVE* Gaijin Goombah's shirt. So cute!

  • @ThatGuy_45
    @ThatGuy_45 4 года назад +5

    Gaijin: it took me forever to drink normal green tea.
    Also Gaijin but drinking the most bitter green tea: not gonna lie I kinda like it.