I don't make the rules

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @NexusOfChaos
    @NexusOfChaos 7 дней назад +7684

    didn't even have to say it wasn't checkmate, i *knew* you'd pull some shenanigans to turn it into that

    • @Imalight
      @Imalight 7 дней назад +19

      Bro knows his own game

    • @Gaming_beast45
      @Gaming_beast45 7 дней назад +10

      Frrr. I trust him more than myself😭💀

    • @SWORD_BATTLERER
      @SWORD_BATTLERER 6 дней назад +4

      Criminal stop, you made the board 3d!!!
      Stop resisting

    • @king_the_titan8
      @king_the_titan8 6 дней назад +1

      White has 3 kings, it's safe

    • @murdoch9830
      @murdoch9830 4 дня назад

      😅P

  • @senbairac2638
    @senbairac2638 7 дней назад +3930

    But there is no “this is not checkmate”

    • @Imalight
      @Imalight 5 дней назад +17

      @@senbairac2638 the bishop just completed that dialogue sarcastically

    • @JamsheedAdam
      @JamsheedAdam 5 дней назад +5

      Or is it

    • @megumin6206
      @megumin6206 5 дней назад +2

      Because it would still be mate in 2 after the bishop materialised

    • @Lockyourwindowsboy
      @Lockyourwindowsboy 2 дня назад

      Well if you can see black and white you can see that there is a white 2d piece on the black 3d piece

    • @Mafia_Boss_Donut
      @Mafia_Boss_Donut День назад

      And there is no QUEEN

  • @coclayla3
    @coclayla3 7 дней назад +2009

    I wonder if there will be one where it actually IS checkmate

  • @intensetomato
    @intensetomato 6 дней назад +760

    “This is not checkmate. Even though it looks like you won, my king is still in another castle, and that one was just a goomba”

  • @SuprSBG
    @SuprSBG 7 дней назад +405

    I… never thought about the fact that these aren’t the normal 3d chess pieces

  • @Yxunz_Exists
    @Yxunz_Exists 7 дней назад +91

    Ah so the bishop got pulled from a flat plane, rotated in a 3d plane, placed back in a 2d plane just perpendicular to the other one. I’m gonna use this move in every game

  • @Chaosman701
    @Chaosman701 6 дней назад +46

    "This is not checkmate. Why? Because your queen was actually in the sightline of my king's sentry gun." *Team Fortress 2 stalemate voiceline*

    • @TheBanancer
      @TheBanancer 5 дней назад +1

      nobody wins
      boooooo

    • @Chaosman701
      @Chaosman701 5 дней назад

      @@TheBanancer "You're all losers"
      -administrator from tf2

  • @kKawehii
    @kKawehii День назад +1

    im waiting for the bishop horizontal to the queen to turn 45°

  • @islippedtheslime
    @islippedtheslime 7 дней назад +32

    Please make a chess variant where there is an impassable wall down the center of the board separating the two sides. Nobody can win or lose, it is just the Cold War.

    • @TroyBoyJoy
      @TroyBoyJoy 7 дней назад +9

      horsey can jump through it

    • @arkadius228
      @arkadius228 7 дней назад +7

      And the only opening you can play is the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile gambit

  • @MichaelDarrow-tr1mn
    @MichaelDarrow-tr1mn 7 дней назад +18

    Can't wait for "This is not checkmate. How? Well, I can en passant this pawn here, and that's legal because there's no other way to get into this position."

  • @flipflopsforlife3105
    @flipflopsforlife3105 7 дней назад +39

    Actually he blundered here, he should’ve taken the black king for a win but he blundered it to a draw

  • @mo.s.k14142
    @mo.s.k14142 6 дней назад +3

    "This is not checkmate. At least we get to share the championship"

  • @Randomyappinbud
    @Randomyappinbud 7 дней назад +5

    He answer the question no one asked,brillianto

  • @Sabre_lake
    @Sabre_lake 2 дня назад +3

    Hold on I have an idea 3D 2D chess

  • @Agent-silence28
    @Agent-silence28 2 дня назад +2

    Circular chess combined with double move chess - double move circular chess, what would that look like?

  • @cq.cumber_offishial
    @cq.cumber_offishial 5 дней назад +1

    "this is not checkmate. why? well, i actually have bugs bunny under the chessboard so he can saw out the square your queen is standing on (loud whistling sound as the queen falls)"

  • @PhoenixWrong0
    @PhoenixWrong0 7 дней назад +4

    Day 5 of asking for the bishop to be hidden on a 4th higher dimension beyond our comprehension.

  • @OranIsGone
    @OranIsGone 5 дней назад

    Bro is out here playing 2D chess while we're stuck in the third dimension.

  • @BigFish-nc1dk
    @BigFish-nc1dk 5 дней назад +1

    He no longer needs to say this is not checkmate, he’s burned it into us😂😂

  • @Luxcih
    @Luxcih 2 дня назад

    That bishop literally came from another dimension 💀

  • @remyrichardson8614
    @remyrichardson8614 День назад

    This would actually be a banger chess set

  • @tjrobertson9064
    @tjrobertson9064 4 дня назад

    Average unexpected bishop from another dimension moment

  • @Dodo-mc2vm
    @Dodo-mc2vm 7 дней назад +1

    Wait, so the white 2D queen can actually capture the black king ? That's too op !

  • @squirmwyrm3893
    @squirmwyrm3893 4 дня назад

    Bro doesn't make the rules, he is the rules.

  • @H33T33
    @H33T33 5 дней назад

    I am unpleasantly surprised and deeply disturbed.

  • @BreadTheGamerBoy
    @BreadTheGamerBoy 6 дней назад +1

    Still waiting for the king to use death counter

  • @fiend0267
    @fiend0267 21 час назад

    I watched this twice to ensure its not a trap like one of the other ones

  • @mrnooby6196
    @mrnooby6196 6 дней назад

    This is stalemate,after the bishop captures queen, bishop takes bishop and there's lack of material.

  • @Boxblocks1
    @Boxblocks1 4 дня назад

    Little does he know, you can’t have 2 pieces on the same square

  • @blueexp432
    @blueexp432 5 дней назад +1

    So I'm just going to take your 2d bishop with my 3d bishop

  • @nataliedormer9995
    @nataliedormer9995 4 дня назад

    this would be a interesting chess variant

  • @animeanddogsmixeddragonbal2579
    @animeanddogsmixeddragonbal2579 6 дней назад

    Little did you know we sent a 2d queen next to our king as we take your queen

  • @sushiduck190
    @sushiduck190 2 дня назад +1

    I like da fact they are smol

  • @SpaceBoiYT
    @SpaceBoiYT 5 дней назад

    the purple background taking me back to the thomas the tank engine days

  • @minecraftchest2
    @minecraftchest2 6 дней назад

    I hadn't noticed the small chess pieces on the 3d chess pieces untill this one.

  • @ducktapeman1631
    @ducktapeman1631 День назад

    Idea: when a piece captures a piece the small piece changes to that piece and their movement gets added

  • @lvs1890
    @lvs1890 5 дней назад +1

    Why not circular double move chess

  • @yourlocalgrunt6038
    @yourlocalgrunt6038 5 дней назад

    and then, the 3D black bishop captured the 2d white bishop, matechecked

  • @BocarinaTagtstrom
    @BocarinaTagtstrom 6 дней назад

    Idea for next video:
    The bishop is so tiny that nobody can see it but it can still take the queen

  • @Luna1258-qz1in
    @Luna1258-qz1in 3 дня назад

    Why is the pieces standing in a unique shape bro💀

  • @rockal_
    @rockal_ 4 дня назад

    Wait but if thats it you can just capture the black king with the white queen no?

  • @GrantisiusClub
    @GrantisiusClub 6 дней назад

    why he says I don’t make the rules cracks me up because he does

  • @sethmaster499
    @sethmaster499 2 дня назад

    Hold up I think I'm getting Mandela effected I don't remember these icons and now I can't unsee them

  • @desktop-ini
    @desktop-ini 6 дней назад +1

    Bro is dragging his bishop meme as though it’s MASSIVE. He LOW key keeps overusing it so he can keep prolonging the meme’s TAPER burning out. Like, bro just let the meme FADE, you overuse it to death.

  • @nicolaszanon3337
    @nicolaszanon3337 5 дней назад +1

    Couldve made the queen 2d piece capture the 3d Queen

  • @Qoobo1273
    @Qoobo1273 День назад

    They should make a real life version of this

  • @ApeiriophobicGD
    @ApeiriophobicGD 4 дня назад

    I think my brain ceased to exist trying to figure out wtf you said

  • @Void_Empress_Ishvalda
    @Void_Empress_Ishvalda 6 дней назад

    Clearly they don’t know about the pocket bishop strat

  • @chessbergen
    @chessbergen 4 дня назад +1

    Dang, no way I missed that bishop

  • @hamzaxg2783
    @hamzaxg2783 6 дней назад

    BRO IS STILL DRAGGING THE BISHOP MEME TO 2025

  • @Gamerman-lu9bs
    @Gamerman-lu9bs 4 дня назад

    I liked the part where he used the black bishop to capture the black queen

  • @Roch842
    @Roch842 6 дней назад +1

    There are 2 kings?

    • @RedTheTuber
      @RedTheTuber 5 дней назад

      Someone please educate this man

    • @Roch842
      @Roch842 5 дней назад

      ​@@RedTheTuber But there are 2 white kings

    • @RedTheTuber
      @RedTheTuber 5 дней назад

      @@Roch842 there are only one white king

  • @TotallyPronouncable
    @TotallyPronouncable 6 дней назад

    You should do a video where a checker is on your side and does a double take and takes all the other pieces

  • @AnonymousPerson-bl5cn
    @AnonymousPerson-bl5cn 5 дней назад

    Day 16 of waiting for a drunk bishop that moves like a rook

  • @micahmcnulty7853
    @micahmcnulty7853 6 дней назад +1

    It actually wasn’t checkmate because all the 2d images were white

  • @eternaldonut3128
    @eternaldonut3128 6 дней назад

    Day 2 of asking for a "this is not checkmate" video where bishop lands on the board with a parachute

  • @Riantye
    @Riantye 5 дней назад

    Me who never realized those 2d pieces were there the whole time:

  • @nguyenbaovu4702
    @nguyenbaovu4702 2 дня назад

    The extra squares the checkers has gives it soooo much freedom, i had an idea to balance and makes it more fair. Here is all idea i want:
    1. The en diamant, WHY did you made that rule?
    2. The checker can only has 2 extra sides and has to be near eachother and dont face eachother. That will make a balance 9x9 square for the checkers
    3. Okay, the numbers of pieces are balanced. If the checkers cant capture backwards

  • @andreiriboli
    @andreiriboli 5 дней назад

    The end result of this short is the exact same match I had today with my cousin lol.
    He was left with his bishop and king, and I was left with only my king. I eventually took his bishop, after which we just kept moving our kings around, hoping for one of us to make a mistake. After a *long* while, we decided to settle for a draw lol.

  • @derekcalderonjimenez3108
    @derekcalderonjimenez3108 4 дня назад

    You should make the 3D pieces act like spaces for the 2D ones so you can win by both 3D or 2D checkmate and pieces that can go unlimited steps in one direction can skip empty spaces if a 3D piece is in their path so they can stop there but they can't skip 2D pieces on them

  • @Toby-x5i
    @Toby-x5i 5 дней назад

    could have used the queen's icon to take the bishop, causing the king to have to move instead of take

  • @mohdrazihimohdrafie5393
    @mohdrazihimohdrafie5393 6 дней назад +1

    Wait why cant you make the Small 2d Pieces on the Black pieces black?

  • @FrostedDuo
    @FrostedDuo 4 дня назад

    You could've used the logo on the queen to capture their king

  • @sleepyppl4286
    @sleepyppl4286 4 дня назад

    astral projection chess goes hard

  • @YozyYoutube
    @YozyYoutube День назад

    this is the first video i saw from you and i wasn't aware that it was a troll channel so i was so confused

  • @dadatheartist-pt4th
    @dadatheartist-pt4th 6 дней назад

    I thought we established things that are two-dimensional cannot capture.
    As seen in the part where one of the pieces was actually just a 2D image

  • @b0xl3y_boxington_III
    @b0xl3y_boxington_III 6 дней назад

    You should make a “this is NOT checkmate” vid and be like “oh wait it is checkmate”
    And then after the vid loops like 5 times a bishop just takes from nowhere

  • @RaleighBueno
    @RaleighBueno 3 дня назад

    Is the Bishop your favourite chess piece?

  • @mysteryfool
    @mysteryfool 3 дня назад

    Bro summoned his stand

  • @oofersooferston7866
    @oofersooferston7866 6 дней назад

    This reminds me of a video game. I forget what it's called, but a bunch of these videos remind me of this one video game where it's basically a chess game. But your opponent cheats and you can cheat too. I forget but there's a ton of made-up rules so it's difficult to realize when the other guy has cheated and if he does cheat, you can call him out on it. I forget who I saw play it or what the game is called but it's really fun

  • @Kowasa-16
    @Kowasa-16 4 дня назад

    that means bro technically took his own queen and that he got checked 3 times

  • @SourceEnginePlayer
    @SourceEnginePlayer 5 дней назад +1

    im going to scream

  • @cnb-as
    @cnb-as День назад

    this should be a game : Chess : army betrayal
    i guess...

  • @AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt
    @AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt День назад

    Wait wait wait
    My brain just committed Seppuku rn, WHAT HAPPENED

  • @red_DarkLight
    @red_DarkLight 3 дня назад

    Bro pulled a bamboozle on us

  • @miguelmirandanogueira5814
    @miguelmirandanogueira5814 День назад

    Technically the bishop took the white queen inside the black queen so you took your own piece so I call a re-do of this turn

  • @randominternetperson4186
    @randominternetperson4186 6 дней назад

    What’s stopping you from using the queen part to capture the king and winning by first degree murder?

  • @alexanderchristopher4151
    @alexanderchristopher4151 4 дня назад

    some people would say using the bishop to take the queen was a bad move, but after ...Bxg2 you have Ksxg2 and then you can corner the black king with two kings for checkmate.

  • @NewMCMikeProductionsYT
    @NewMCMikeProductionsYT 3 дня назад

    but the 3d black bishop can capture the 2d white bishop

  • @goldenbanana7250
    @goldenbanana7250 6 дней назад

    He could have also used the queen to take the black king.

  • @Mycatsveaissocute
    @Mycatsveaissocute 5 дней назад

    I would use the queen to capture the king

  • @alexandermadera7784
    @alexandermadera7784 4 дня назад

    Could you make a positional bot on checkers or a positional evaluation bar?

  • @idontwannadothisi
    @idontwannadothisi 6 дней назад

    Doesnt that mean a white 2D bishop captured a white 2D queen??????

  • @miguelabro
    @miguelabro 6 дней назад

    Couldve captured my king (with the queen)

  • @jgraell
    @jgraell 2 дня назад

    You should do a "this is not checkmate" where it's obvious it is not and the rest o the video is just silence while staring at the board

  • @smilenowcrylater9387
    @smilenowcrylater9387 6 дней назад

    i got a idea for the next this is not checkmate video make the black queen click the symbol on its chest and transform into a white piece

  • @Anti-brick
    @Anti-brick 5 дней назад

    You're still in checkmate after that

  • @Pokelovec
    @Pokelovec 18 часов назад

    Use the queen to capture his king 🥲

  • @sha_-kx9tl
    @sha_-kx9tl 2 дня назад

    You could checkmate black by using the small queen to kill the black king

  • @theGiantChicken7012
    @theGiantChicken7012 6 дней назад

    But the 2D bishop has moved in 3D! (First up, and then diagonal)

  • @ChannelDiscontinued243
    @ChannelDiscontinued243 4 дня назад

    HERE ME OUT, make a chess game that actually uses those chess pieces, so its 2 different games, but the 2d moves with the 3d, and if you take the other teams pieces, now your 2d piece is on the other teams piece, this can add ALOT of stategy, and add a whole new element.

  • @catsandwich1406
    @catsandwich1406 3 дня назад

    Can't the white queen just...capture the king

  • @fabianestradagarcia4412
    @fabianestradagarcia4412 4 дня назад

    The 2D pieces are merely the 3D pieces' stands

  • @xanderwhitt9580
    @xanderwhitt9580 6 дней назад

    No no, thats still a cheakmate in one, just capture the queen with the king and boom, black wins

  • @metal3978
    @metal3978 6 дней назад

    I knew this would be the joke eventually

  • @Lily-dg2qv
    @Lily-dg2qv 5 дней назад

    you just blundered u could've captured the king with the queen

  • @Ziomek20-f2g
    @Ziomek20-f2g 4 дня назад

    YES AFTER WATHING LIKE 8 OF UR VIDEOS I FINALLY KNEW WHAT UR GONNA DO

  • @eeeeee8762
    @eeeeee8762 4 дня назад

    Actually, yes there is something stopping you from using it to capture our queen. You moved last, from the corner. It's our turn now, and we choose to capture your king.
    Check. Mate.

  • @adreesmaqsoodi3339
    @adreesmaqsoodi3339 6 дней назад

    Why didn’t you use the 2D queen to capture the king?

  • @nolanparker5181
    @nolanparker5181 4 дня назад

    use the queen to capture the queen