Skhumba Talks About Why He Does Not Attend Church

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2020
  • Skhumba discusses why he has not attended church, and the team wonder what animals would be saying about humans during the lockdown.
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  • @pertuniamashaba6004
    @pertuniamashaba6004 2 года назад +64

    Grew up going to the same church.Mkhulu Makwakwa is late. He was my late Father’s friend. He was stylish as hell. And NO he wasn’t moNyasa he was from Mozambique. And yes Skhumba’s accent is on point.

  • @annahphiri7262
    @annahphiri7262 4 года назад +49

    I am Malawian🇲🇼🇲🇼🇲🇼 mara iyho skhu u make me laugh my lungs out

  • @Samukel1900
    @Samukel1900 4 года назад +177

    Mbali brings the best comments which motivates uSkhumba🤣🤣

  • @blackredeemer6727
    @blackredeemer6727 3 года назад +49

    This Guy is a Legend😂😂. He makes everything on the spot and it's not easy, that's rare. 🙌🏾

    • @chippandenga6722
      @chippandenga6722 2 года назад

      No preparation, no script to follow. The guy is facking funny. Impromptu jokes. I agree the guy is a legend😂😂😂

  • @BLVCK270
    @BLVCK270 3 года назад +41

    I love it when Skhumba imitates Zulu and their accent 😂

  • @licebo7075
    @licebo7075 4 года назад +21

    "Nkurunkuru umdali yezulu yahlaba"😹"yatshitshiriza"😹

  • @culinaryrealm
    @culinaryrealm 4 года назад +193

    People who say Skhumba isn't funny are not okay shem😂😂😂

  • @palesatshegofatso4785
    @palesatshegofatso4785 4 года назад +88

    I’m watching this for the third time 😂😂😂😂😂it feels like I’m watching it for the first time 🤣

  • @karaboclaytonhlongwane7638
    @karaboclaytonhlongwane7638 4 года назад +23

    JJ's voice and laughter🔥😂😂😂🥰🥰😍😍

  • @joemole6464
    @joemole6464 8 месяцев назад +4

    There's no other Skhumba Hlophe 😂🤣. He's simply hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @thecontenttower
    @thecontenttower 4 года назад +15

    "Am I telling you this story or ngiyeke?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vuyojanuary230
    @vuyojanuary230 4 года назад +17

    I could watch this over and over again, yoh! Skhumba!!! I can’t even breathe, I’m ugly laughing yooooohhhhh😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shalomthembydonga1748
    @shalomthembydonga1748 3 года назад +33

    Skhumba will get me admitted in psychiatric hospital 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆‍♀️ guys m at work 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mamoketemohapi8054
    @mamoketemohapi8054 4 года назад +20

    06:42. I should be studying mara here I am. In tears! Because Skhumba.......! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimmyztricksandtips5606
    @jimmyztricksandtips5606 4 года назад +16

    🤣🤣🤣 guys siyabonga much appreciate it to Skhumba and his team lapho 👌

  • @mashobane9982
    @mashobane9982 4 года назад +59

    Skhumba this was funny. Amanyasa are a tribe from Malawi. It’s not an insult (saw the panic there Skhumba)

    • @gospelallthewaymlilo5783
      @gospelallthewaymlilo5783 3 года назад +1

      Malawi used to be called Nyasaland.

    • @popopopo1185
      @popopopo1185 3 года назад

      @@gospelallthewaymlilo5783 There is no tribe called Nyasa in Malawi. However, Malawi was once called Nyasaland. The word Nyasa is a Yawo language which means Lake. The Missionaries got it wrong when they asked the local Yawo people what the name of the lake was.

    • @blaquenguni9249
      @blaquenguni9249 3 года назад +1

      @@popopopo1185 I wanna know more about our cousins the Ngnoni people. I'm so frustrated they lost a lot the Nguni tongue

    • @popopopo1185
      @popopopo1185 3 года назад +1

      @@blaquenguni9249 There are different groups across Southern Africa. Some are in Malawi, Zambia and Tanzania. The language has been diluted due to influences of the local languages in the areas they settled in. However, their customs and more still have the DNA of the Nguni.

    • @blaquenguni9249
      @blaquenguni9249 3 года назад

      @@popopopo1185 it's very fascinating... I really wish I could get some material on the difinitive history of the Nguni people who got scattered
      It's also interesting coz Swaziland went up north, but they didn't lose their language coz they were completely isolated

  • @collenmolebatsiboitumelo199
    @collenmolebatsiboitumelo199 4 года назад +16

    Mbali... 🥰🥰🥰
    😂😂😂That accent yabo Zurrbok e nlagisa blind

  • @lungilebrown4940
    @lungilebrown4940 4 года назад +8

    Iimbuzi ezikhuluma English sent me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It makes sense, a lot of sense 😂😂 Skhumba is very smart

  • @charliefky108
    @charliefky108 4 года назад +24

    "akasagezi, entlek umzala kwenzakalani" 😂😂😂😂 wangahlambi pho. Amakhwapha akasamnukeli? Skumba is too much 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ziziphodyasi2126
    @ziziphodyasi2126 4 года назад +32

    🤣🤣🤣🤣Lord knows I love this guy...

  • @sadprince8251
    @sadprince8251 4 года назад +17

    When I'm having a bad day i come here 😭😹

  • @nomsyshongwe5622
    @nomsyshongwe5622 3 года назад +8

    5 Feb 2021....this one always cracks me up honestly 😂😂😂😂

  • @hlobiemngomezulu9762
    @hlobiemngomezulu9762 4 года назад +12

    I'm in tears... Literally 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @inspiredtomakemine8917
    @inspiredtomakemine8917 4 года назад +15

    'Awuthi ngilale kancane, mee' 😂😂😂😂😂😂dead

  • @ayandandaba4944
    @ayandandaba4944 4 года назад +15

    Skhumba you are right about the dogs...😂🤣😂🤣my dogs dont even wag their tails when they see me...zingithi #japjap bese zihamba...#zimangele

  • @zanelesekano2222
    @zanelesekano2222 4 года назад +25

    I’m in tears 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thembangomane100
    @thembangomane100 4 года назад +1

    M at polokwane now I real miss the the show I can't stop watching skhumba on my phone just make feel like m in jhb

  • @gugusimelane7977
    @gugusimelane7977 4 года назад +10

    Skhumba is a whole mood🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @savibesofficial
    @savibesofficial 4 года назад +1

    Skhumba for president!!! ISSA VIBE!!!

  • @nokuthulahlongwane6086
    @nokuthulahlongwane6086 4 года назад +45

    Mapholoba don't ask Skhumba anything. You make matters worse.

  • @nethelsimelane4032
    @nethelsimelane4032 3 года назад

    Yoh I don't get enough of skhumba Jesuuu,ngatsi adlala every day, even if it's 30 minutes ,please khaya Consider this ,

  • @HeruVision-Thrive-Coaching
    @HeruVision-Thrive-Coaching 4 года назад +33

    For us Afro-Americans we would LOVE to have subtitles so we can show support.

    • @africanandproud6792
      @africanandproud6792 4 года назад +7

      Oh so sorry fam. It's so hard to translate 😅😅😅. But the stuff he's saying is so crazy, He's telling us the reasons why he does not go to church. It's hilarious and crazy but so hard to translate. It's in a language called Isizulu, South african.

    • @kuselwa6715
      @kuselwa6715 3 года назад +6

      What he speaks about is mostly culture related and wouldn't be funny even when translated to English. I wish there was a way to share it coz it's super funny. Thanks for the support though ♡

  • @katlehomoloi5116
    @katlehomoloi5116 4 года назад +5

    Skumba you have made my birthday nice mfana 😋😋😋😋😁😊🤣🤣😂

  • @menzimabuza1746
    @menzimabuza1746 4 года назад +163

    😂😂😂😂skhumba even laughs at his own lies..

  • @hopettmac2702
    @hopettmac2702 4 года назад +16

    This guy can hear animals talking 😂😂😂😂

  • @avuyilesangca4772
    @avuyilesangca4772 3 года назад +3

    Its so many time am watching this 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

  • @tshiditau967
    @tshiditau967 2 года назад +13

    I don’t understand how skhumba’s wife doesn’t find him funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kholofelomokwele
    @kholofelomokwele 4 года назад +2

    Aii wena baoloile skhumba🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you the best.

  • @lira2414
    @lira2414 4 года назад +4

    Mina nawe siyafana part killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭

  • @alicetlhone4034
    @alicetlhone4034 2 года назад

    Skhumba you are killing me, Iyoh baba Macuacua.

  • @nkosimazibuko7130
    @nkosimazibuko7130 4 года назад +11

    hamba esontweni skhumbaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chiposimoyi5176
    @chiposimoyi5176 4 года назад +5

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Skhumba is absolutely hilarious please!!! Love him!

  • @sphiwemthimunye858
    @sphiwemthimunye858 4 года назад

    Skhumba neh i can't stop watching, eix crush yami Mbalz

  • @kindragkindra3642
    @kindragkindra3642 4 года назад +27

    Lorl skhumba is lying mara yazi 😂😂😂😂 when he pray i was death😂😂😂😂Mbali is slowly growing from Skhumba

  • @bonganincube6762
    @bonganincube6762 4 года назад +2

    🤣😂🤣🤣 Skhumba...😳😳 gives Skhumba a bells pliz😂🤣

  • @siyam6050
    @siyam6050 4 года назад +10

    Oh he was in his element today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @percyhobbs
      @percyhobbs 4 года назад +1

      Right!!? He is definitely hilarious!! But somedays you can sense he is off his game, mara this day he was on fire!!

  • @mphanamathangeni4210
    @mphanamathangeni4210 4 года назад +16

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can relate to skhumba's jokes than Trever what what

  • @ziphozonkegiftmdletshe1220
    @ziphozonkegiftmdletshe1220 4 года назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 One of Skhumbas best shows 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @angelo-twenteytv1691
    @angelo-twenteytv1691 4 года назад +35

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 mayivulwe le country .... he's getting worse lo baba 😂🤣

  • @xitshembisomabobo6828
    @xitshembisomabobo6828 Год назад +1

    Go back to church Skhumba...even at church laughter is needed.

  • @jeremy2967
    @jeremy2967 3 года назад +3

    Skhumbuzo is a beast, as for Amahashi, Izinja and Amaphela 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Sabelour
    @Sabelour 4 года назад +5

    Skhumba is hilarious 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @songzweb3532
    @songzweb3532 2 года назад +2

    2022 still Hella funny🤣🤣🤣

  • @ngidichizy1033
    @ngidichizy1033 4 года назад +1

    Ngiza kuwe ngiyashishiriza. Uthi nenja yakho imangele ukuthi awusasebenzi yini ile lockdown.

  • @rockymapea5336
    @rockymapea5336 4 года назад +7

    I'm dead and buried🤣🤣🤣

  • @hunadilentswana6962
    @hunadilentswana6962 3 года назад +1

    This is one of the best😂😂😂😂

  • @somilaxabanisa8626
    @somilaxabanisa8626 4 года назад +2

    Hi guys, I am enjoying your show, in fact I am a fan of the show. But I want to humbly advise social distancing and covid 19 procedures. Remember the young ones may not see the need to comply. Please take it the right way

  • @sakhamuzintshangase238
    @sakhamuzintshangase238 3 года назад

    Skhumba 😀😀😀Thixo wase-Actonville

  • @mthokozisithalente8736
    @mthokozisithalente8736 2 года назад +2

    Skhumba akekho okay ekhanda 😂😂😂😂

  • @lumbidzanisibanda7893
    @lumbidzanisibanda7893 4 года назад +4

    Skhumba ngyakukhuza njaloooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @labasmohote4128
    @labasmohote4128 4 года назад

    I'm pedi guy and I luv this guy ..next haaa mara skhumba 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @koketsothando7985
    @koketsothando7985 4 года назад +3

    😹😹😹😹BEST WAY TO Start A DAY!!

  • @dieketsengkgatla2493
    @dieketsengkgatla2493 4 года назад

    Wa bona wena mbhali future Skhumba i see that coming😆😆😆

  • @stonietatiana8024
    @stonietatiana8024 4 года назад +2

    True angimuzwanga self uPresident this time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wonder unjani lobaba kwakhe Skhumba hai khona 🤣🤣🤣

  • @buzvii6755
    @buzvii6755 4 года назад +9

    Ndiyatshitshiriza 😹😹 ndiyashelela 😂😂 why

  • @riccardolouw614
    @riccardolouw614 4 года назад +3

    iYoooooh I'm screaming🤣🤣🤣😭😭...my video of da century so far it use to be the one of the Zulu taxi drivers wit Bob an Khuli but this one just replaced it,😭😭😭

    • @zanelempanza9790
      @zanelempanza9790 3 года назад

      You know that one nama bonda. Eiy uSkhumba kills me big time...😂😂😂😂

    • @riccardolouw614
      @riccardolouw614 3 года назад

      @Zanele Mpanza eish and I'm struggling to find it yazi

  • @benjaminsithole6103
    @benjaminsithole6103 4 года назад

    Kwaaaaakikiki.........Skhumba is a legend 🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @KeNnaChelete
    @KeNnaChelete 4 года назад +1

    I cant believe this wow

  • @sibusisoclinton2573
    @sibusisoclinton2573 4 года назад +3

    Yoooooh😂😂😂😂Skhumba indliziyo yami iyahlaba🤣🤣😅

  • @1U.M
    @1U.M 2 года назад +1

    Makwakwa at 2:16 reminds of Chirwali in Emzini we zinsizwa🤣

  • @jucananoradipuo1670
    @jucananoradipuo1670 4 года назад +15

    Lol skhumba just ruined umbali cause she's now corrupt 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sakhamuzintshangase238
    @sakhamuzintshangase238 3 года назад +2

    Mapholoba umosha uskhumba 😀😀😀😀

  • @mandlaramsa2477
    @mandlaramsa2477 4 года назад +1

    Yaz kodwa skhumba

  • @licebo7075
    @licebo7075 4 года назад +3

    Laugh ka Mbali😹🔥❤️

  • @thatott4251
    @thatott4251 4 года назад +2

    hahahahah skumba was on fireeee vandykg

  • @nastyc6052
    @nastyc6052 3 года назад +2

    I feel sorry for baby makwakwa listening at home 🤣

  • @freeafrica4542
    @freeafrica4542 4 года назад +2

    😂😂😂I'm too high for this

  • @ncumisanoludwe3856
    @ncumisanoludwe3856 4 года назад +14

    Awungitshele nkalakatha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @spgaming736
    @spgaming736 4 года назад +2

    Skhumbuzo ubani umamakho Nkosi yami 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mafungwashekumkanikazi2656
    @mafungwashekumkanikazi2656 3 года назад +1

    When he imitates zulu horses😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @asandasompali5945
    @asandasompali5945 2 года назад

    Skhumba needs Bra Bob's laughter n Khuli.

  • @andisiwempongwano1802
    @andisiwempongwano1802 4 года назад +7

    Yhoo hayi bhut'Skhumbuzo shame yhoo hayi thixo wam don't even know what to say kodwa ke I also didn't hear what Ramaphosa said... I'd have stomach cramps If I was staying with you which I'm having now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yhoo ay shame #babMakwakwa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidh.mdawene9627
    @davidh.mdawene9627 4 года назад

    Skhumba king 😄😄😄😄😄

  • @kgaladi_jnr9484
    @kgaladi_jnr9484 2 года назад +1

    Kaya 959, we miss the comedy hour 😢😑

  • @nqobiledoctordludla7325
    @nqobiledoctordludla7325 3 года назад +2

    😂😂😂 "Sadutshulwa ngo 11"

  • @benetialeso3677
    @benetialeso3677 3 года назад +1

    Ooh my gosh Skhumba wa lwala hle🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nomsyshongwe5622
      @nomsyshongwe5622 3 года назад

      I'm also back... Skhumba is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @djlazz9782
    @djlazz9782 4 года назад +6

    Were is the meee..☺️

  • @MduduziDhlamini
    @MduduziDhlamini 4 года назад +9

    Lol even the house pets are confused of Covid-19

  • @doreenmali1134
    @doreenmali1134 3 года назад

    Skura ubosso ya maboza xam✌👋👋

  • @nomsamnguni922
    @nomsamnguni922 4 года назад

    Mbali❤🥰🤣

  • @seempossible
    @seempossible 4 года назад +2

    Yoh skhumbuzo😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ragnal
    @Ragnal 4 года назад +1

    😂😂This guy is crazy😂😂

  • @thecontenttower
    @thecontenttower 4 года назад

    "...ngathi sgigima endaweno ewrong" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThokozaniEZitha
    @ThokozaniEZitha 3 года назад +1

    Skhumbaaaaaaaaa............!

  • @masindinxumalo3044
    @masindinxumalo3044 4 года назад

    uSkhumba uloyiwe ayikho into enje...

  • @palesambewu1703
    @palesambewu1703 4 года назад

    😂😂😂 Hawema Skhumbuzo

  • @ramzyabdul185
    @ramzyabdul185 3 года назад

    Athi ngilale kancane, ngizon meee🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

  • @Skhindiman
    @Skhindiman 4 года назад +4

    Lmao. Weskhumba uyagula sure wena..😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @phumzileritamokoena3876
    @phumzileritamokoena3876 4 года назад

    ❤️❤️❤️

  • @queennompilodube7233
    @queennompilodube7233 4 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂 I love you sikhumba