once again you have knocked a review of our knives out of the park.....dazzled us with your bushcrafti-ness and wit! Outstanding as always....happy ferro-rodding!
I currently own 3 Esse fixed blades and have watched many Advanced Knife Bro’s videos. Learning & Laughing go great together especially when involving an Esse knife!!
"as knife bros we don't all have to like the same thing, unless of course a court order forces us to" Your work is appreciated more than you realize!!!
As I told you before I’m no longer watching knife reviews on RUclips because I want to stay informed/educated. But because I can take repetition in this form better than the one presented on TV. But you are the exception. FYI your sponsor it’s a genius. In a very short time I will become a millionaire thanks to him!
Absolutely hilarious bro! Couldn't stop laughing, even during the few minutes of silence. Keep up with your awesome videos. All your work with editing, script writing, the voice over and all other magic are top notch. The best out there.
I believe that your content u put out there is by far some of the best and most original stuff on the platform. Keep up the great work man. I really do enjoy watching your vids. Especially with everything else going on right now. It's nice to laugh and watch something and someone that doesnt take itself to seriously. Much luv from wisco! Drop a line if ur ever coming through.!!
Intense RUclips video, I was at the edge of my seat the whole time. I swear I didn’t blink the whole time. Great video! Couldn’t stop laughing when you finally started the fire and gave it the bird. Lol
This video had me LMAO at 3:00 in the a.m. Now my wife is pissed and won't let me sleep,in our bed for a while. Plus,she's making me mop the kitchen floor today. She gets so cranky and bossy when I inadvertently wake her up in the wee hours of morning. . Thanks for that! 😬
Good vid. Whatever you need to do to monetize your channel to the fullest, we'll support it. I played the full minute long ad. There's only a few channels that I turn off Ad Blocker for. Yours is one of them. Cheers.
Oh boy.. had to pause mid way to get another beer (Rød Tuborg - you would like it) Great video.. i do like my knife videos in the evening. I've been looking dirty at the Esee Laser Strike for years as it fits my totally wicked bushcrafty lifestyle. Still hoping to come across a used one. Love the Vangedal!
This video ranks somewhere between hits such as "Idiots Tutorial for Draining the Sewage Holding Tank on a Camper or RV", "The Wedding of Eric and Melanie Schleicher Part 3", or who can forget my personal favorite "Donkey Kong Coctail Arcade Game Video Problem".
Nutnfancy has been churning out 45 minute reviews on $20 knives since RUclips started ... I’m not sure what point I’m making here. I did at the start but then I forgot.
Dude... love the videos... beg, borrow or steal a winkler if ya can. Should be good for all kinds of ferro-rodding-tacticool-bushcrafty-batonning backyard adventures. Might need to cash in on that three step secret sauce recipe though.
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Great Vid Bro, loved it. Possibly my favourite so far/ I tried your 3 step program, but I’m still living in the same crappy, no fountain having, castle as before, what the hell!!!??? I’m on to a 12 step program right now and it seems to be working out better...Cheers!
Damn, and there I was thinking that wasn't the point, apart from sending it all to you, oh well live and learn! Bro, did you get my email? What address do I use?
I'm not all that into fixed blades, but I am going to get one of them Esee Camp Lore JG3's just because of your info-mercial. I mean, I want a castle with a fountain and shit, I figure the knife will "tell me" how to make that happen.
Thanks Bro. This is a first for you and I. With you reviewing a knife, at near the top of my to-get list. This knife, is now sitting in the #2 position. Right behind another fixed blade. I'll be getting the non-BO version though. On the flashlight side of things. This happens frequently. Put me on the list, of liking longer videos! From Channels I subscribe to. Oh, and thanks for the behind the scenes look, at how fire starting magicians, really do it! 🍺🔪🔥👍
Wow, I was trying to make mine shorter. 15 min max, trying for 12 or less. Most people don't have an attention span, so I was trying to get through it faster but still have all the info people would want.
I try to keep them under 15. I don't think it's advisable to make them longer than they need to me. I used to make them under 6 mins... but made them a bit longer for comparisons and what not.
Hey you should put a service announcement up for those that don’t know. You can watch videos sped up to 2x. Knice knife and review. Maybe add an off the roof throw to your standard review format, right after the dimensions... add another minute. Nice castle too.
I've done it before. You need dry wood... spend about 45 minutes getting the right amount, and different types- and then have patience. I have to shoot these in small segments, and basically everything I had access too was green or wet.
If we respond, it's an ok on our part, same as ,''dude that was a fanfuckingtastic review, keep up the AKB quality and work'. One must learn to read between the lines..... Less is more in my case... Please do a case knife review too
Thanks, I had fun! Also I'd like to know the steps for success because I need a fountain like this one! The long batonning without any comment was a bit much though... how about you reciting a poem in the meantime, or doing some poor beatboxing... or else?
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Yeah you have to have a pouch sheath with those handle heavy knives . Or a teally stiff belt loop so they don't tip over and fall out !!! That's why mostly i like blade heavy knives . But i really love my vox rold it rides in my pack that I take everywhere ( sorry bob go get home what ever they call it today ) . Funny I ve carried a pack with me for 50yrs and I just now find out it a go bag or whatever
Can you redo the fire starting, but slower? It went so fast I think I missed an important step. I’ve scraped through 41 frrirerro rods and still haven’t got a fire started
I love watching you feebly attempt to baton sticks with a tiny knife, meanwhile someone in the background who owns a real man's chainsaw goes at it. Love how you made the fire starting look easy though. Just 120 minutes of labor edited down to a brisk 13 minute video. Is it over yet? (love you too bro)
ROFL. Truth. If you don't smoke a bic is annoying and runs out of fuel (probably because the button was pressed by your keys in your pocket) and a Zippo naturally leaks fuel so they're NFG. That leaves an arc lighter and a ferro rod. I have the ferro rod on me most often, so that is what comes out when it is BBQ time. You're not kidding about the pointlessly long format videos though. Recommended on this video is a "rusty hammer restoration" video. There is something which surely would be best served in 30 seconds or less, not 11:31. Hell, of all the videos in the "recommended" bar, there is only one that is under 10 minutes and isn't from your channel. WTF is this?
11:31? Jesus fucking Christ. Take a wire brush on a drill to it. This and my Spyderco video coming later are over 10 minutes... my big Benchmade reviews are both over 10 minutes too. Just trying to see how well these tips work.
I know youtube is looking for watch time, not just video length, because what they want is your eyes as long as possible. I can't help but wonder if a less snappy long-form review format might get you more views short term at the cost of viewers long term? Obviously we're all slaves to their ridiculous algorithm but...... sheesh.
You put more consideration into which piece to baton then I believe I have ever put into any life choice. Also links to the 3 steps program? And the end 👏
Choosing a baton is very important. I have these little ideas for individual videos... this being one of them (choosing the baton) but I always wind up putting them in the larger reviews- to keep them moving.
Advanced Knife Bro same... however i have small channel flexibility. I may only lose 1-10 subs if a video doesnt land. You however could start a pitchfork and torches scenario.
I watched the whole video but I still have questions 1 why is this video longer than your usual? 2 what are the 3 steps to make more money? And 3. What is the ranking from best to greatest as far as bead sculptures, paracor bracelets and blinged out ferro rods go
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once again you have knocked a review of our knives out of the park.....dazzled us with your bushcrafti-ness and wit! Outstanding as always....happy ferro-rodding!
The ferros have been rodded! Thanks dude, looking forward to the laser strike.
Awesome! You even got a positive review from Esee.
Love my esee 3mil, edc and just awesome.
Have an esee 4 and 5. Awesome as well.
I currently own 3 Esse fixed blades and have watched many Advanced Knife Bro’s videos. Learning & Laughing go great together especially when involving an Esse knife!!
Men that last longer than 10 minutes typically get ranked higher...
Why is this comment not higher up?
"as knife bros we don't all have to like the same thing, unless of course a court order forces us to"
Your work is appreciated more than you realize!!!
This is amazing. Love the humor and the realistic ferro rod demonstration. Long live the Bic lighter.
Best fire-starting video, EVER! Ferro rods and lighter fuel - what's not to love?
It's all you need!
The fact that the ads was shot vertically is the reason this is the most advanced RUclips channel out there. May your Zima flow like wine
As I told you before I’m no longer watching knife reviews on RUclips because I want to stay informed/educated. But because I can take repetition in this form better than the one presented on TV. But you are the exception. FYI your sponsor it’s a genius. In a very short time I will become a millionaire thanks to him!
Think of all the fountains! Thanks man!
After having this knife for a few years it is hands down my favorite
I am a very simple knife addict. When I see a knife and a cool dude, I like! Keep it up man!
And I like you!
Advanced Knife Bro thanks man, you are a real bro! =)
Absolutely hilarious bro!
Couldn't stop laughing, even during the few minutes of silence.
Keep up with your awesome videos. All your work with editing, script writing, the voice over and all other magic are top notch. The best out there.
I believe that your content u put out there is by far some of the best and most original stuff on the platform. Keep up the great work man. I really do enjoy watching your vids. Especially with everything else going on right now. It's nice to laugh and watch something and someone that doesnt take itself to seriously. Much luv from wisco! Drop a line if ur ever coming through.!!
This was brilliant. Exactly how I do bushcrafting. Best use of a ferro rod ever. Love the ESEE knives.
Your life hacks are informative and they really work!
Advanced Life Hack Bro.
The best sponsor plug I’ve ever seen!!!
Lol love the commercial break. Hahaha
Some of those commercials are sketchy!
Ha so far yours is the most legit I have seen.
Absolutely hilarious!
got to admit, really look forward to every damn vid you put out. cheers.
Thanks dude!
Bro... that was drawn out. Loved it!!! And that end, pure magic.
Glad you liked it, thanks for making it to the end.
Your videos have me in stitches.
You are a true content creator.
Thanks man!
Saying "more droppy" just caused me TO subscribe.
I don't care what people say, you are funny sir.
I also appreciate the knife knowledge. Keep it up.
The best part of this whole review is the neighbor's chainsaw noise while you're batoning the twigs!
Subliminal!
Intense RUclips video, I was at the edge of my seat the whole time. I swear I didn’t blink the whole time.
Great video! Couldn’t stop laughing when you finally started the fire and gave it the bird.
Lol
I want some advanced knife bro junk mail. Another great video knife bro!
Noted!
12:40 I learned a lot about bushcraft from this segment. Very informative. 9/10
Idk why I like to watch your channel, because very detail specs explanation simple and with little sense humour.. Keep it up brother 👍👍👍
Thank you!
Advanced Knife Bro you're welcome brother 🤗🤗🤗
The raw sound is so awesome man!
Plus the chainsaws.
Advanced Knife Bro chainsaws help in virtually all situations.
This video had me LMAO at 3:00 in the a.m. Now my wife is pissed and won't let me sleep,in our bed for a while. Plus,she's making me mop the kitchen floor today. She gets so cranky and bossy when I inadvertently wake her up in the wee hours of morning. . Thanks for that! 😬
Man, I hate mopping!
Be a man. Tell her to shut her trap
The JG3 needs a kydex sheath option
Good vid. Whatever you need to do to monetize your channel to the fullest, we'll support it. I played the full minute long ad. There's only a few channels that I turn off Ad Blocker for. Yours is one of them. Cheers.
Thanks dude! I have a regular job- and I just try to make enough money to buy stuff for the channel.
Always find myself laughing with you bro, keep up the good work
Thanks man!
Nailed it!! Now I know how it’s done with a ferro rod, ......oddly same technique I use
The ending was awesome!
Thanks!
The one with the b.o. looks cool. Thanks for an extra long video. I hope the ad rev helps my friend
I'm just trying to get ranked higher. Thanks bro!
Advanced Knife Bro you deserve to be ranked higher bro
Oh boy.. had to pause mid way to get another beer (Rød Tuborg - you would like it) Great video.. i do like my knife videos in the evening. I've been looking dirty at the Esee Laser Strike for years as it fits my totally wicked bushcrafty lifestyle. Still hoping to come across a used one. Love the Vangedal!
Vangedal is nice... Laser strike looks great too... I always liked the tops missile strike too- not sure why though.
Nice review and thanks for the laughs. Standing by for your 3 step program.
Ok first- how much money do you have?
Wonderful video! I was wondering though: does longer videos get ranked higher?
Yes... because that's more time spent on youtube.
The fire section was hilarious. Loved it.
Thanks!
Started watching your channel last night. *lifts PBR high "I LOVE YOU MAN!"
Thanks man!
Watched this at -0.5 speed, 26 minutes! Your welcome. :)
That's how it's done. Now I get double the monies.
Best knife channel ever lol!
These videos are a bright spot while being laid off!
Absolutely awesome video. Love the knife and have one.
When do we get a video of the 3 steps to making money? Precious time is being wasted.
one step would be better an easier for sure
You made my day greater than it was.
The firestarting at the end killed me. 🤣
I made it to the end!!! Awesome vid!
Well done!
This video ranks somewhere between hits such as "Idiots Tutorial for Draining the Sewage Holding Tank on a Camper or RV", "The Wedding of Eric and Melanie Schleicher Part 3", or who can forget my personal favorite "Donkey Kong Coctail Arcade Game Video Problem".
Old school, mhanlen1! I think I finally got rid of the Eric and Melanie one. I think.
Advanced Knife Bro Think again.
Nutnfancy has been churning out 45 minute reviews on $20 knives since RUclips started ... I’m not sure what point I’m making here. I did at the start but then I forgot.
I get it. Believe me I get it.
Dude... love the videos... beg, borrow or steal a winkler if ya can. Should be good for all kinds of ferro-rodding-tacticool-bushcrafty-batonning backyard adventures. Might need to cash in on that three step secret sauce recipe though.
Longer comments get ranked higher. Longer comments get ranked higher. Longer comments get ranked higher. Longer comments get ranked higher. Longer comments get ranked higher.
This guy gets it.
Somebody who understands vids are movies. And movies are bullshit
Hahahahahaha you're a bad ass bro. Love the videos! Keep them coming!!!!
Thanks man!
Man you’re hilarious!! Love your videos!!
One of the longest-er videos you have ever made. Well done !
I think I have a 17 or 18 minute one somewhere.
Haha ending got me pretty good 🤣
Great Vid Bro, loved it. Possibly my favourite so far/ I tried your 3 step program, but I’m still living in the same crappy, no fountain having, castle as before, what the hell!!!??? I’m on to a 12 step program right now and it seems to be working out better...Cheers!
They key is spending money. Want a fountain? Spend money.
Damn, and there I was thinking that wasn't the point, apart from sending it all to you, oh well live and learn! Bro, did you get my email? What address do I use?
I'm not all that into fixed blades, but I am going to get one of them Esee Camp Lore JG3's
just because of your info-mercial. I mean, I want a castle with a fountain and shit,
I figure the knife will "tell me" how to make that happen.
Nice knife! Love that ending...
And technically I didn't have to eat the ferro rod.
Thanks Bro.
This is a first for you and I.
With you reviewing a knife, at near the top of my to-get list. This knife, is now sitting in the #2 position. Right behind another fixed blade. I'll be getting the non-BO version though.
On the flashlight side of things. This happens frequently.
Put me on the list, of liking longer videos! From Channels I subscribe to.
Oh, and thanks for the behind the scenes look, at how fire starting magicians, really do it!
🍺🔪🔥👍
All it takes is some zippo fluid!
Wow, I was trying to make mine shorter. 15 min max, trying for 12 or less. Most people don't have an attention span, so I was trying to get through it faster but still have all the info people would want.
I try to keep them under 15. I don't think it's advisable to make them longer than they need to me. I used to make them under 6 mins... but made them a bit longer for comparisons and what not.
Hey you should put a service announcement up for those that don’t know. You can watch videos sped up to 2x. Knice knife and review. Maybe add an off the roof throw to your standard review format, right after the dimensions... add another minute. Nice castle too.
Every man needs a castle.
lol too funny! I tell u what the ferrro rod is harder than what people think! Great job keep up the great videos
I've done it before. You need dry wood... spend about 45 minutes getting the right amount, and different types- and then have patience. I have to shoot these in small segments, and basically everything I had access too was green or wet.
That was funny as hell. Should use one of those knives to cut down a pine for some fatwood. Rock on Knife Bro!
How many times should I expect to whack the back of my hand when batoning with a 3" blade? Asking for a friend.
A lot. I got a blister.
Why didn't you go to VidCon? We missed you at the Logan Paul fan club and I had a seat reserved for you and everything! Get your head in the game!
So people go to that. I've been hard at work on my underprivileged kids joke video- so stay tuned.
Freak of nature reporting in. Your fire starting skills are superb 😂🤣
I know. Always bring an accelerant!
another good review.
Thanks man!
If we respond, it's an ok on our part, same as ,''dude that was a fanfuckingtastic review, keep up the AKB quality and work'. One must learn to read between the lines..... Less is more in my case... Please do a case knife review too
Longer vids FTW 🙌
*EDIT* The ending is pure gold.
Thanks man!
Thanks, I had fun! Also I'd like to know the steps for success because I need a fountain like this one!
The long batonning without any comment was a bit much though... how about you reciting a poem in the meantime, or doing some poor beatboxing... or else?
I’m experimenting. Most people liked it- some didn’t. Oh well!
Beatbox!
Subscribed! I will add more after the break...
Thanks man!
I was {ha ha ha h aaa ha ahha ah} wondering how long that would take you bro. Love it , going to be laughing all night til the next one
Thanks man!
Bro, that ferro rod fail was hilarious. 😂
I don't usually watch long videos, but I thought there might be a link for the 3 step program. 🙁
Basiaclly you give me all your money, I take it, and you become rich. Those are the 3 steps.
Shut up and take my money!
On second thought, keep talking. But also take my money.
PM your routing number and consider it done.
Colonial Penn, Price, Price & Price! Link compliments of Johnathan! Call that 800 # now. Your price will never go up regardless of your age or health & you never have to answer any questions! Call now! 🤺 🛀 🙏 or you can send your money to this RUclips channel the Good Hands People, just not a starting ferro rod fires! 🤲 Lmao! 🤣
Yeah you have to have a pouch sheath with those handle heavy knives . Or a teally stiff belt loop so they don't tip over and fall out !!!
That's why mostly i like blade heavy knives . But i really love my vox rold it rides in my pack that I take everywhere ( sorry bob go get home what ever they call it today ) . Funny I ve carried a pack with me for 50yrs and I just now find out it a go bag or whatever
Can you redo the fire starting, but slower? It went so fast I think I missed an important step. I’ve scraped through 41 frrirerro rods and still haven’t got a fire started
Always bring some flammable liquid.
I nearly bought this knife a couple of times but after watching this I know longer knife videos get ratted higher.
They do. Next up is catalog reading bro.
I love watching you feebly attempt to baton sticks with a tiny knife, meanwhile someone in the background who owns a real man's chainsaw goes at it.
Love how you made the fire starting look easy though. Just 120 minutes of labor edited down to a brisk 13 minute video. Is it over yet?
(love you too bro)
Shit... I tried to convey the hopelessness in long form, of not being a real man. I like you though, use it to light grills most often.
ROFL. Truth. If you don't smoke a bic is annoying and runs out of fuel (probably because the button was pressed by your keys in your pocket) and a Zippo naturally leaks fuel so they're NFG. That leaves an arc lighter and a ferro rod. I have the ferro rod on me most often, so that is what comes out when it is BBQ time.
You're not kidding about the pointlessly long format videos though. Recommended on this video is a "rusty hammer restoration" video. There is something which surely would be best served in 30 seconds or less, not 11:31. Hell, of all the videos in the "recommended" bar, there is only one that is under 10 minutes and isn't from your channel. WTF is this?
11:31? Jesus fucking Christ. Take a wire brush on a drill to it. This and my Spyderco video coming later are over 10 minutes... my big Benchmade reviews are both over 10 minutes too. Just trying to see how well these tips work.
I know youtube is looking for watch time, not just video length, because what they want is your eyes as long as possible. I can't help but wonder if a less snappy long-form review format might get you more views short term at the cost of viewers long term? Obviously we're all slaves to their ridiculous algorithm but...... sheesh.
Haha three step program. I need a fountain. Im in.
Fountains with goldfish is the next level program.
Really good reviews!
Thanks man!
Advanced Knife Bro np!^^
You put more consideration into which piece to baton then I believe I have ever put into any life choice. Also links to the 3 steps program? And the end 👏
Choosing a baton is very important. I have these little ideas for individual videos... this being one of them (choosing the baton) but I always wind up putting them in the larger reviews- to keep them moving.
Advanced Knife Bro same... however i have small channel flexibility. I may only lose 1-10 subs if a video doesnt land. You however could start a pitchfork and torches scenario.
I’m glad you didn’t have to eat the Ferro rod.
I watched the whole video but I still have questions 1 why is this video longer than your usual? 2 what are the 3 steps to make more money? And 3. What is the ranking from best to greatest as far as bead sculptures, paracor bracelets and blinged out ferro rods go
For the money bro and the youtube fame. Longer videos are fire emoji. One of the big steps is to get people to give you all their money.
Advanced Knife Bro that RUclips money!
Needing info on that 3 step program, I like money too.
Step one, I need all of your money. Step two I spend your money. Step three I tell you this three step process so you can use it.
Score! Let me get my checkbook lol
My kind of knife review !
Thanks man!
Beautiful
Dude, thank you! N definitely more commercials
Sounds like you like that opulent lifestyle. #oligarchlife
Great and funny as hell video, man.
Thanks dude.
I was nervous the whole time (of batoning) for your left thumb, does it live?
Also, glad you sorted the fire starting properly ;)
Dryer lint will spark like a fire work on the 4th of July ,knife bro ...Merica!!!!!!
Yeah I know that. I have plenty of it... would have ruined the lighter fluid gag.
That was excruciating, Advanced Knife Bro.
That was the point.
I was confirming. Your point stuck. (hyuk-hyuk-hyuk) ((Did you catch that, Mr. Advanced Knife Bro?))
I am a pun machine.
Now, what you hear is not a test I'm batoning to the beat ... :D
This guy digs it
Best.... Video.... EVER!!!!!!
I'll be needing the contact info for the commercial.
www.amway.com
Could you maybe do a review on the sog terminus xr?
….candy, potato chip or jerky commercials will help me get through 10 minute vids :-) ….have a great week....
Beer does it for me!
So, longer videos get ranked higher?
That’s the rumor
Great video!
Can I get that link? I really like money and want a fountain......
www.amway.com
Wooo, I'm on my way!
Simply awesome
🤣🤣🤣 possibly the best one yet AKB!
I laughed so hard at the end. 😂🤣😂 Don’t feel bad AKB it takes practice.
There's one or two videos I did it in... I wish I could remember which ones off hand.
I love how youtube ranks the value of channels, it's like they know nothing.
Carry the knife in my teeth? My teeth are long gone in the pursuit of ultra light camping. Precious grams man!
This is commited. just mash everything up with a rock.
Epic.