"Indian Doctors" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- I would NEVER go to a male Indian doctor... I need my doctor to be from the hood! Here's a clip from my 2016 special, "Almost Famous."
Watch the full special on Netflix! Click here: nflx.it/2pIWkbQ
"Dad, I wanna be a breakdancer!"
"Son, you can dance on your break."
Camilo Garcia Ylasaari good one @russellpeters
@CamiloGarciaYlasaari Awesome lines, dude!
I'm the thousandth person to "Like" this comment.
Nicely noticed 😂
Camilo Garcia Ylasaari indians be like 😂😂😂
As an Asian, my parents didn't ask me to become a doctor when I was 17, but at the moment when I was born
小学生 Lol すごい
小学生 Lol as an Indian I am surprised as to how do our parents think so similarly?
SS Hakuru thats japanese
小学生 Lol 😂😂😂😂
小学生 Lol hey have you watched movie.... 3 idiots? You will like it
My mom wanted me to be a doctor, but i came out as a patient
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That turned dark
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My vets an indian dude in hamilton , he just saved my dogs life few wks ago and busted his ass on a 5 hours exploratory surgery that saved her life which he spent half the night performing, the respect I have for him and his wife is up there considering he's basically the only vet in hammer that's upfront and honest , he charged us half of what any other vet would of and definitely went the extra mile , very humble guy who knew his stuff, .. keep it up peterson , u make me proud be canadian
The India dudes name is Peterson wtf
@@mrnobody9473 learn how to read before trying to be virtuous, moron
@@mrnobody9473 Peterson is not my vet in Hamilton , now put the helmet on and go play with crayons lol wowza
@@bradhill3167 bro why are u sounding so but hurted what's the problem, u have only written keep it up Peterson what does it mean then
@@mrnobody9473 are your parents siblings or something? Wtf are you even on about?
*even our standup comedians hold a degree in engineering*
😂😁😝
on point.
@Fiker Gaming AIB dudes
born strong a good back up Incase this comedy thing explodes in their face and doesn’t work out. 😂😂
@Fiker Gaming ALL OF THEM
that from the most prestigious of instis Xd
In India, you do Engineering and then try to figure out what you want to do with your life
I have an engineering, mba and 2 master level degrees, now I know why I am single till now.
Fuck man too real. In college right now for an engineering degree thAtll last maybe 5 years
Lol true as shit!
Christopher Tholou And take little old ladies money!!!!!
Teresa Fontaine you’re messed up.
"When an Indian woman becomes a doctor, she really wanted to become a doctor"
Me: *laughs nervously*
Did u if so congrats
@@joonaslaakkonen8096 she meant she l didn't want to become a doctor
@@rubaiyatmehedi9337 she changed the commment a lot
@@joonaslaakkonen8096 ohh
We feel you😂
Am going into my second year of medical school. I am Peruvian American but basically grew up exactly like the black doctor he was describing. With every disadvantage, in the hood, and with real life struggles. I have never laughed so hard to any stand up before, I had tears and I felt like I was laughing and crying at the same time. Thank you Russel for making my day a little brighter.. and shiett.
Good luck with your future brother. Stay safe and enjoy the journey. Peace from India,arunachal pradesh@
I admired your dedication and courage. Good luck with 'doctoring' and shiettt :)
Peru is America.
Would have holla at ya for a prescription? 😂
Seriously shut the fuck up. Almost everyone has disadvantages of some sort. You're in medical school now. I hope you still won't be talking about how disadvantaged you were when you're a doctor.
Stop stereotyping us Indians. My parents have allowed me to choose any career between a doctor and an engineer
Omg it's a joke🤦🏻♀️
@@tututhangjam4993 I think you didn't read the comment properly
😂😂😂🤣🤣
Depends. Are you a girl or a boy? Ehh does not matter actually too much choice, what a privileged life
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His middle aged indian mom face is hilarious.
It is hahahaha
@@amandac8836 they don't speak English though
Sandoo
@@suraj-op2bx and your point is? 😂
@@suraj-op2bx Hes telling the joke to an english speaking audience dumdum
Asians have 3 options:
1) Doctor
2) Engineer
3) Disgrace
and lawyer bro !
one more-teacher.
Or business
On point !👌
So true bro that's my family
In India if you become a doctor, you become a doctor. If in case you become an engineer, you end up becoming everything else than an engineer
My math teacher is from India and he is engineer
@@thesilentprofessional7158 exactly.
Why is that?
@@mblackops2 come to india bro one day u will understand everything 🤣
@@amitrana7919 I’ll pass, I heard Muslims get treated like shit there 💀
If you are an Arab then you have the following careers:
a- Doctor
b- Engineer
c- High rank military personnel
d- Lawyer
e- A disgrace to your family
😂😂😂.. ALMOST TRUE FOR ALL ASIAN
True
True for many eastern cultures for some reason.
African aslo
Really ??? I thought you all have your own oil wells
Iam an indian and he is ridiculously correct on that *Edwooo* nickname joke.
My mom call me atlooo 2:36
My name is Tanuja... So she couldn't 'add' a 'u' so she used to call me 'Tanyaa'... 😐
Really.! .. You enjoyed that part! .. You're indian with different soul
Call me Ghandoo
@@logicjusticepeaceabundance5220 tannu would hv Been more accurate
+Atul Chauhan Yep, what's even more hilarious is bloody strangers deciding to do it. I was born in India, and lived there until I was 14.
in defense of Indian Doctors everywhere...my best doctor I ever had was an Indian gentleman. And the best surgeon I ever had was an African gentleman. They where both damn good at their jobs.
But did the african gentleman end his sentences with "and shit"?
Stunts, you don't need to kill Russell mate. Why don't you try his job, that too without saying any possible insults, because if you do, there'll be thousands of your friends (Indians) ready to jump on you. So far, I've even seen Muslim people more resilient to comedy, they know how to have a laugh, you all think everything single bloody thing is an insult. I get it that you're a nationalist, make it extreme nationalist, but take it fucking easy.
Nikki Burger nope. Youre lying
Alexa Saperstein and how exactly am I lying? With all the doctors I've been too, throughout my life, my Indian doctor was the best. And my surgeon, who was African, was so thorough and methodical, I legit had no complaints concerning either of them. The only reason I stopped seeing my Indian doctor was because he retired and I was forced to go with another doctor. So don't you presume, joking or not, to state my opinion is a lie. Thing about opinions is, they are neither lies or truths, its what makes it an opinion, and my opinion was formed, by my own personal experiences.
^he probably didn't end his sentences that way,
as ppl seem to not grasp that not all black people share African American vernacular eng and or general American slang....
-sorry i had to-
Son: I don’t want to be a doctor
Mom: If ain’t a neurologist, at least become a radiologist !
Atleast radiologist. Well well!
@@jitendrabillaiya1392 radiology is the most contested post in India.
How about dermatology?
@@Yalla_Habibi_Cat1 We'all need an apology 😂
ever gone to school???
Imagine your Doc saying: “Could you please provide me a urine sample and shit”
Underrated😂😂
LOLOL.....😀
😄😅🤣😀😆
I'm dying omg 😭
LMAO
I love that he makes fun of everyone
stev9079 mxfxkst
Love the face 😆 Sandooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Pewdiepie confirmed
Right
Yes! .. Like you.. Lol
This guy is surviving so far by just making fun of Indians.
Very true.....because if he used canadians to mimic he would be denied a stage...
@@prashponnappa6731 stfu
@@emptycup4686 and empty mind..cant expect anything more than that..sucua
IKR 😂
He makes fun of everyone.
Man, regarding Indian doctors, that is so so true. I have a very good Indian friend who has only 2 kids, a son & a daughter. Both are medical doctors and both are married to medical doctors and 1 or 2 of them ( or their spouses) are actually Ph.D. holders in their respective medical fields. Something beyond normal understanding in this world but a very normal occurrence in India.
I am an Indian. My dream was to become a singer. Then I joined medical school und didnt finish. Now i am a biologist. He is so right
Why you dropped out?
But ur name is whiter than the police that killed my black friend
@@randomhuman1754 lol ik, I’m Indian and my name is ishan agarwal
@@randomhuman1754 Russell actually goes over this in one of his stand ups Britain ruled over India for almost 100 years so British names and some culture got mixed in with Indians that’s why some authentic Indians have white names
@@randomhuman1754 you realise that there are Christians and Anglo Indians in India right?
That "hood doctor" could be a perfect character in a skit or sitcom!
Russel you were there for me, I was alone in a foreign country and I had everyone there turn against me, and put me down and make me feel horrible. I didn’t have my family or friends from back home to vent to, I cried myself to sleep countless nights. Then when I watched your videos I didn’t feel so lonely and I found my laughter , regardless how many times I’ve seen your skit I’ve always laughed and didn’t feel so bitter anymore. Thank you ❤️🙏🏻
Kellie Chasity laughter is the best medicine!
You need an Indian doctor.
Watch chris rock too u wud love it
Hey Kellie you can hit me up if you're ever bored or have nothing to do.. feel free
Which country are you in? I'm coming
this is so weird because I'm 17 and today my dad asked me why I don't want to become a doctor 😭😂😐
a doctor has to study untill they are 35 .. meagre earnings till the age of 40 .. your friends would be earning way more than you. it's not easy to work for 20 hours a day for major part of your training. the system is shitty. you wouldn't get paid enough. media hates you. not becoming a doctor is the smartest decision & I respect that
True, Also nowadays a lot of doctors are getting attacked frequently. Last month in my city a lady doctor was attacked simply 'coz she told, large no. of relatives are not allowed with the patients in the nursing home...
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Ha to bol na unse gand fat jati h books dekh k padhai kya jhaat karunga
Only in the US. In India, they study till 26-28. None of that pre med college bullshit. You want to be a doctor? You immediatly start learning medicine.
I had to tickle myself to laugh.. complete punctured jokes ...owww...
My Indian doctors have been wonderful. Kind, thoughtful and well trained in their field of expertise
Judith Ford Dunning u are Indian lol. Don't try too hard.
Did an Indian doctor write this?
just a joke..chill
fahim Abrar STFU. You don't even know what a doctors value is.
Indian doctors are pure shite. Dumb as fuck. Only thing they are good at is memorising 100 books but are clueless when it comes to praxis
I am in a medical college in India. I can relate to this so much 😂😂. This is exactly my life.
And your name is sasziz music. Your family might have told first you become a doctor then music as part-time
That's sad and awesome at the same time
Fuck you too! .. Joke from Russell..
sandoooo??
Awe, be a good doctor but continue playing your music.
This reminds me of when I was young and me and a buddy from my neighborhood wanted to go into the Air Force when we graduated from High School. So we’re telling my parents about our plans to be Jet pilots and be Big Shots. My Dad crushed that idea when he said, “You do realize you get car sick in the back seat”.
So we switched to the Navy. Dad repeated “car sick, CAR SICK.....Ships at Sea rock and roll more than a Jet “.
End of military discussion.
Do we really need pilots on planes O_o. I'm pretty sure that planes can be auto-piloted for a long part of the voyage, and for landings perhaps let the plane by controlled remotely.
My parents never asked me to be anything. Zero hopes from the start lol
I feel you man
my parents just wanted us to be wealthy and all four her children make over 200000 grand a year
the word is expectations I believe :v
@@soniamerrill5867 you believe wrong
no peaking young blood what do you guys do lol?
somebody gonna get a hurt real bad
Those r the dislikers.
ok go stright then left then right
NatW318 then somebody gonna go to doctor
so who wont's a beating 😡
NatW318 lol I get it
Ask any 5th grade student in india
1 Doctor
2 engineer
3 scientist
Never heard the scientist one before, that aint even a stable job
I wanted to be an architect since 3rd grade and now i m!!
4. Pilot
4. Gas station....
Yess, I answered "ANIMATOR" to my teacher. And He was like, " What the shit is an ANIMATOR?"
"Alright, first of all ****** you alright" 😂😂😂
I live in the UK and I'm so used to the doctors being Indian. One time I took my son to get some cream for his ezcema and the receptionist said "Dr Masih is on holiday, so you'll be seen by a locum". Ok, np, I'm just going to ask for the cream that worked before. I opened the door and the locum was an elderly white man. My immediate reaction was that he must be an imposter! I nearly walked out! Subconsciously I was so expecting him to be an Indian doctor that my initial reaction was "you can't be a doctor - you're white!" Stupid, I know. Anyway, I got a grip on myself and explained what my son needed and all was well. It was just amazing to me that I had that reaction! (I'm white myself, btw). I think Indian people really value education, the top two or three pupils in any class were almost always Indian, and the parents make sure their kids take their education seriously. Most likely they would have to pay a lot of money to get a good education in India or Pakistan, so they really want to make sure their children do their best and take their schoolwork very seriously because they remember how difficult and expensive it was to obtain a good education back in their motherland. Fair play to them!
I'm Pakistani. Our culture values getting a good education. It has nothing to do with your presumption that it is difficult or expensive to receive an education in the motherland.
"Can I, please, see the real doctor now." ... "What do you mean?" ... "You know... the brown one!" 😉
Zappa Woman cause Indians flood the uk they are a majority there !!
Fun story!
But just would like to point out something, as an Indian living in India. It's not difficult or expensive to get an education here. In fact, those who go to a different country to study actually invest a LOT of money in that than they would if they got educated here, and they are generally quite well-off. They aren't poor or deprived of education. It's just that they have their own other reasons. Some doctors you meet could be second or third generation Indians living there,, some could be studying a particular field that has more scope for research and development there. It's not always about money. Peace out!
ur assumption was fair on your part and most of it is true
don't know about pakistanis but we Indians here value the education a lot and trust me there is a lot more potential in Indian kids if they get the resources.
that black guy impersonation was hilarious
B. Chan I am pretty sure you are not taking about Indians...
No. Dipshit he isn't talking about indians.
Is there anywhere in America have a doctor talk like his imagination talk?? 😂😂😂
Really the NBA guys are impressive
The first indian doctor was aanandi from our country brother.. Your speech reminds me of movie aanandi gopal.. ❤
my dream was to become an astronaut when i was 14.. now i am pursuing my medical studies in india :p
THENICKTHEORY read what the person wrote properly and then comment 💁
THENICKTHEORY read the comment again or go back to school and improve your reading skills :)
DSG Videos brooo...fuck yesss...its the same here...but then i actually wanted to become n astronomer...nd now i am studying for my 1st year medical exams...😂😂😂
My dream was to become an astronaut since like 2nd standard. Now I'm pursuing aerospace Engineering in the us
DSG Videos ...Holy fuck... Me too... Even I wanted to become an astronaut but presently studying medicine
Doctor from the hood lmfao
LMAO :V :V
Brown Skunk lol
@@anth91386 black?
The Filipinos. Their Parents' dream is for them to be a Nurse.
Similar to Indian parents
Nah. Unlike to my case, It's my dream, they're the ones who didn't allow me to become a nurse :)
I'm a filipino btw.
Lord Lmao
Or a mailman
Shout out to all of the Indian Mom's who made their sons become Doctors! One Indian Doctor treated both my son and daughter for leukemia, and another saved my life in this past year. Yayyyy for Indian Mom's! ♥
All hail Indian doctors 😁
Not their Dads?
❤
In the future, i want to be an animator and make my own animated series.
*Then i realized i was indian*
Edit: oh my god 11 months ago and I completely forgot about this comment and it blew up! Thanks for all the likes! (And btw the comment was a joke, my parents let me do whatever I want in the future :))
😂😂
We can do this mate I am Indian too but India is growing 😊🙏
GAMING REX okay thanks but the comment was just a joke anyways :)
You can upgrade our choota bheem to porn hub series
Chotta Bheem And 72 Virgin : the Movie , animate it
Bro i hv a story!!! Sbse faadu series bnainge xd!!!
Hey
At least I’m Indian
And not becoming a doctor.
I’m becoming an....
Engineer HAH!.. yea this ain’t helping.
Chinggis Han what is your profile pic
@vaishnavi dubey इस डॉक्टर का लिखा हर पर्चा मौत की तरफ बुलाता है!
कंस खम्बा से अपना इलाज कभी भी न कराइयेगा! ये मैसेज आगे लोगों तक पहुंचये!
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Software engineer? That would fit the stereo type even more XD
😂😂😂
"Thank you come again"
In India you can be a:-
• Doctor
• Engineer
• Any Government Officer
• or a WASTE
When I was a teenager all I wanted was to earn enough to live on my own and get as far away as possible from my parents.
Well did it work?
Hope your kids would want the same
@@jack-nb3wm lol ikr
@@jack-nb3wm they know nothing other than themselves..i mean when u belong to the most "devloped and superior" race of the era u dont give damn abt dese emotional shits..but when it comes to time..well it spares no one..most of them r real messed up till they reach their 50s dats what they show in movies..no offence✌
I respect ya' mate. I desire to do the same.
“Hola at me tomorrow, mothafucka”😂😂😂
When he was talking about black doctors from the hood, he should've included a pun about Dr. Dre
Mahmoud Mostafa thats too corny
he missed that BIG TIME
...right...because that's the only way a black person from the hood would have that title?
@@MichelMawon4982 No.. because that's how I'll trigger your paranoia.
My spine surgeon is from India. He's very knowledgeable & actually patented the stuff he used to fuse my spine which has worked well. The bad thing about him is that more than once when I'd go in for a check up or a new problem for some reason he'd forget I was in the room & he'd skip over me & I'd sit & wait for a long time only to leave his office only getting to see his PA. That pissed me off! I was thinking he only wanted to see the patients that needed a procedure done or were there on work comp visits. I moved to another state but if I hadn't I'd be getting another spine doc for my spine problems because I felt he was too dismissive of me.
It's common for this to happen.
@@michaellandon1960 - It shouldn't be. My back problems are just as important as the person waiting to see the same doctor. Being dismissive of any patient is unprofessional and was a waste of my time as he did this to me more than once. My brother's spine surgeon is great. Had I not moved to a different state I probably would have gotten a referral to my brother's doctor.
Truth told through comedy. Fortunately I am one of those Indian's who is doing what he loves :)
It's so nice to see an Indian fella loving his job as a doctor :')
That's huge bruh happy for you!
Me too!
Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur
Good for you. I am a lecturer and i cant tell you how much i enjoy teaching😊.
Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur good luck buddy ...i wish i had your enthusiasm
*Samuel L. Jackson as a Doctor*
I have had it with these motherfucking tumors in this motherfucking gastric tract
"Alright Mr. Peters. Seems your nasal passage is inflamed and shit."
Lol omg 🤣
I laughed ma ass off in this Part too lloool 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@monematif6013 lol ikr? Nearly choked on my damn poptart.
LOol 😂😂😂
"If you fill out this little bitch ass prescription..."
Was he Dr. Dre?
That black doctor character sounds low key amazing tbh! 🤣
I'm an Indian doctor and I completely agree
Mahanth Ashok I am an Indian MBBS student and I took this field by my choice :P
and I think that you're both gay
You are LYING...
Says the man with Dexter in his profile picture. I would NOT like a surgery from you.
Majid...Dont lie..it is obvious. Indian kids who see bollywood have dreams like ..ing heroines, i had dreamt of my own chemistry teacher but that remained just a dream.
My options:
1) Doctor
2) Engineer
3) Entrepreneurship
4) Disgrace
5) Useless and disowned
I am pretty sure 80% of Indian youth pick the 4th 😂
Lmao
@@subhajitbaitalik4362 you know there is more muslims in india then there is in fuckin pakistan ?
@@jaybirdfly149 me
Indian parents won't allow entrepreneurship. Although and I don't give a sh*t about what they want me to do.
I am Indian , at 14 I wanted to a space scientist at NASA and now I am a Med Student at stanford.
Why did you change career choice. You went from the stars to helping sick people.
If you did it for any reason besides your new found love and passion for helping humans then you're probably an idiot
@@kevins6732 Oh no no, its because i found my passion and love in medicine. Obviously helping people is also my dream but that's not why I got into medicine originally.
Also even now i read physics books, read new published theories , etc . Because now physics is my hobby. I was fascinated by entire branch of Science since I was a kid.
@@kevins6732 it's because he listens to Taylor Swift
@harmeet cheema I totally get your point. However there are lot of enthusiasts whose passion is physics and space and dark matter , etc. The drive of knowing the unknown and searching for it is incredible. Everyone have their own interests.
@@Stories-Facts First of all I should get to decide what I want to.
Then if were ever to be a space scientist I would prefer ISRO over NASA anyday.
However when I have decided to settle over my medical field , there is no way i am get myself educated in India. The Caste System is turn off for me, besides the education provided in Stanford is top in the world behind Harvard, the is no chance of any Indian university that can catch up to even 1% of Stanford standards.
There is absolutely NO CHANCE for research in India during MBBS. Students there don't even know how to write a research paper.
Corrupt Government back there would rather fill pockets of Nirav modi and his mama and ambanis or spend on unnecessary statues or bullet trains or build Ram Mandir or Masjid or stupid campaign ads than to invest in education. The rich will always get richer in India and poor will always get poorer. I love my India but i absolutely hate the mess its turned into by the corrupt politicians and extreme religious violence.
I'm learning english with him :D
greetings from germany 🇩🇪
With Indian accent too? 😁
Guten tag
🇸🇦🤙
Why learn from an indian comedian when you can actually learn from an indian!!
As an Asian, I'm very lucky that my parents allowed me to study and become whatever I wanted to study/become. They were fine with anything as long as I could survive. I've met so many Asian people my age who were forced to do things they don't want to and they will probably end up with a lot of regrets. It saddens me.
You are 1% of those asian from 5 billion asian…
Damn!!, He literally told my story about how I am becoming a doctor
Do you want to become one?
@@snay6869 after seeing the amount of problems the doctors in my family have faced and are facing I am leaning more and more towards no
@@nihitkhunteta6137 wtf? what problems? I wanna know. I'm indian too.
@@snay6869 stress,
hypertension,
a sleep schedule which is sooo out of whack that you are sleep deprived, insomniac and most probably a narcoleptic at the same time,
then there's Modi who actually says that any doctor in the private sector is a thief,
then the stress of not being able to save a patient (whenever that happens),
then there's the filing, did you know that for every 5 minutes a doctor spends on treating one patient he/she has to spend atleast 12 minutes to record and report what he did on paper, then when the patient doesn't get better or even worse even if its due to his own fault he come with an entourage just to complain and fight,
also since you are an Indian, you might also know about the attacks on the doctors and then when a patient is brought dead we are supposed to actually "heal" them even if there's no hope and they actually expect that we would resurrect the patient and make it seem like he'll just walk it off and then there's emergencies,
there's this oncologist I know who is dying of cancer( yes, I know its ironic), but what I got was that he didn't had time to get himself diagnosed and it got metastatic and so even the treatment is not that effective
Its so stressful for the doctors have a comparatively shorter life span than normal office workers and the use of alcohol, smoking and drugs is higher than other professions.
Also I forgot to mention but we get a intern salary lower than that of a unskilled labour it converts to be less than $4 a day.
@@snay6869 It's high paying (kind of) it has a starting salary of 54,000 a month just after graduation, with a good chance of raise per year but the problem is that you will get a salary of at max 1,00,000 at the age of 45-50 if you do not do any more degrees, a job in the private sector would give proportionally higher wage but starting salary is just as lower at around 20-30k, so basically any doctor needs atleast 3 degrees to earn what we can consider as a "high" paying job and yes, I do have discord, so I will add you there.
I would totally watch a TV series about Dr. Deferral who grew up in the ghetto and ends his sentences with "and shit". XD
I would never want to watch such a hideous stereotype. Any person with such high aspirations would NEVER speak like that. This is why black people have to deal with microagressions in real life.
India makes the world’s best doctors... Feeling proud😏
Actually they are the worst and corrupt like Indias politicians
They will sell your organs.
I wanted to be a gymnast, now I liquidate companies XD
I wanted to be a drummer and someone who operated space ships when I was 15. Im 28 now and I am doctor in India.
Rex Christo 😢😢😭
I actually wanted to be a doctor, and i ended up failing medical school in 2016. now i am living with my mom/ :(
boom boom - enjoy life its too short - if your world has fallen apart because you failed try giving it another go. If not see what the world offers plenty of other things to try dude.
Great UK band the Kaiser Chiefs - Indian lad from Leeds on drums - he said just that very thing..
That face is straight out of the 'Indian Aunties you never, ever want to meet' book of mugshots ;)
🤣🤣🤣
55 years ago I almost died of spinal meningitis, one the first 10 children to make it through without losing one of my senses. A Indian doctor flew from California to Michigan to do this
As a physician, I found this hilarious
Armenians have 3 options:
1) Doctor/Lawyer/Enginer
2) Sell weed
3) Fraud
Weed 🍲 😋😋😂
Siam Simte I think that one would fall under fraud! 😂
Sohima Shah definitely doctor
@Maximilianmus 420 😂😂😂
That's 5
I am an Indian doctor born and brought up in India and when I was 14 I wanted to be a..... DOCTOR
WHY, a doctor ? That's the question...
Because a "joker" on stage like Russell doesn't have a net worth of $50+ Million and a successful doctor's net worth is 35-40 times lower.
Russell Peters doesnt enjoy what he does,he has severe depression that he admitted to in multiple interviews. I'd take being a doctor that wants to be a doctor than a $1billion depressed person doing nothing useful.
That's because your parents hammered it into your brain when you were 4 instead of 14 like my parents
And he was talking about indian's brought up in America
I always break down in tears at the "I wanted to be in the NBA" joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh.. I just love the offended Indians ("proud to be Indians") in the comment section of Russell Peter's videos.
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.
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It is like clicking on porn and reporting it for nudity and saying proud to be celibate.
I get that you don’t like them .
IRS/CRA Scam callers from India!
a9raag serious butthurt peeps, we get it you don't like us. 😂
What a psycho...need to b treated immediately...ha ha ha
Adolf Hitler i wrote 2 comments that's it, and I'm not sure you know what's the meaning of mad:)
The guy Sandeep looks exactly like my Math HOD . I m gonna show this clip to him after classes resume. 😁
Being an Asian mother, I commanded my young children: “You only have to pick 1 of these 3 choices of career in life- eye doctor, heart doctor and skin doctor!”.
And of course B grades are not allowed in the house.
I wanted to be a fashion designer
I forgot I'm an Indian
I became a doctor
Also, I'm a girl.
Russell's never gonna be my patient now...
👍👌👏😂
Bad ass!!❤
now I'm just waiting for a black guy from the hood to comment that "it ain't no easy shit becoming a doctor and shit in the hooood. you gotta break some bones and shit in order to fix em"
Good one. Hilarious! and for the haters, you guys need to chill out. he's not talking against Indian doctors in India. and if you guys can't take humor, then this is the wrong channel for you all.
I work with an Indian psychiatrist lol. His son is in med school right now. It makes me wonder if they really wanted to do something else originally
Indians who watch Russell peter first time are pissed off...
relax guys he makes fun of everyone...
Thats just a Satnd up comedy
Not Americans, or white people?... so far?
Pritish Chavan he has jokes about Irish and Canadian accent
@@kevinluo6688 why not of the place whee he lives? And yes you are right.
He has a clip fully roasting white people
@@pritish2843 are you new here ? hahahhaa
Sandeep got roasted as well as famous
This is true... Lot of Indian kids take up a course to become a doctor only because their parents wanted them to. Most of them never wanted to be a doctor - most never had a choice! Every one of them had to throw away their dreams of being something else only because of cultural stigma. Parents "think" they are wishing only the best for their kids but in reality they only kill their kids from the inside only so that they can show off to their Chacha ke Bete ke Mausere bhai ke Saale ki Bua ki Beti ke Nanad that "my kid is a doctor" - FOR LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE!
Kids only obey their parents because they are taught from a tender age that "Parents are Gods" and every fucking wish they have is a divine decree!
On this point at least, Indian culture stinks as bad as shit.
----- Confessions of an Indian kid who survived this ordeal years ago.
Simon sez very true and well written. Cannot agree more.
Well in America we let our kids Chase their dreams and they become fucking losers. You can Chase your dream an be a doctor.
Simon sez high five mate
Simon sez
*There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.*
George Bernard Shaw
Simon sez
Yumm. So much stuff to correct. Let's dive right in.
1.Parents think that they are well wishers of their children but what they do is kill their dreams.
Ans. No. Parents intend for their children to settle.
17 year old guy who never played guitar, wants to become a guitarist. Keyword: Never played it once. Is actually pretty good at academics but is not interested.
What do you think he is doing when he says he wants to become a guitarist? He is gambling. 50-50 chance of becoming a good guitarist. 10% chance to become successful. The thing is that, in this scenario,"it's his life which is on stake".Keyword: Life.
Surely, you can be optimistic all you want and end up becoming one however, the chances of you not becoming one are way higher.
Look from a parent's perspective. (Indian, for arguments sake)
Pretty damn good at academics. Chances of becoming a scholar and getting a good livelihood. 90%.
Keyword: 90%.
Virtually, no gambling as marks are directly prop. To studying. No randomness factor at all.
Get it? No parent is intending on getting some kind of special 'respect' from those around them. First and foremost is the living conditions of RT heir child. Respect is an added bonus.
What do you think? Parents of spies and other secret intelligence officers are sad as they can't scream about their child?
If i actually had to put a blame on someone. I would rather put it on myself not on my parents. Being practical can be harsh, never corrupting. It was my fault at the first place of having an unrealistic dream. Earning money is a necessity anyways. If i cannot even hold my horses until having the necessary preparations, how exactly am i blaming others?
Earning money is first and foremost. Chase your dreams all you want later. I could name 10 people right now who were forced to do something else by their parents and still ended up living their dreams.
My teacher wanted to be a traveller. Her mother made her a teacher(which she is pretty darn good at!), she became a traveller anyways. She Goes to different countries, regions every year and has a lot of fun.
All you need to do is have determination. It's the fault of these children for dropping their dreams. All they needed to do is postpone them. They fail to understand that and you too, my friend.
Tell me the name of this guy you got all this 'speech' from. Tell him to earn money and do whatever the hell he wants. No one cares.
A typical Indian male parent of a 17 year old is in his late 40s.Due to general health conditions, he knows that he would work at best for another 15 years. When he sees his child taking a gamble at such a point in his life, it craps the living shit out of him. If this 'quitter' guy you talked about held until 22 and created a source of income for himself, his parents would have more than agreed to let him be a gamer if he wants to.
You said that Indian children are taught that their parents are like gods. And you talked about how it butthurts you.
First of all, learn the reasons behind all of this. First, it makes a child polite. It makes him respect elder and acknowledge experience. There is nothing wrong about this virtue. It's the people who play with it and twist it around.
And second of all. Fine, acknowledge your parents as humans. Then remember that these are the humans who gave birth to you, raised you, stayed awake when you were ill and add on the debt of all of that placed on you. And now, on the age of 17 you want to take a gamble? Then, why exactly did they grow you? Where is your payment, sir?
If you want a human, you get one. Pay your debts and then do whatever you want. And even this debt is only intended to make you 'rich' and 'popular'. Keyword: You.
You talked about how the parents go on to their relatives about their children, and yet you didn't even realize the meaning behind it. All of their life, their children have been living in their shadow as " so and so's son".Now, they get a chance to be "the father of this guy".for first time in their life, they get to be in the audience seats while their child is on the stage. How exactly is it not a moment of celebration?
Do you know what actually leads to unfulfilled dreams? Do you?
It's the mindset of the person not willing to achiever their dreams after becoming a working adult.
Of course, their are countless people who fall into the category you talked about. But, the thing we only talk about them. The extremes. Extremely rich. Extremely poor. Extremely intelligent. Extremely dumb. Extremely forced. Extremely motivated.The majority does not lie in the extremes. Why not collect some actual information and having some actual knowledge before thrashing out on the Internet with information you gathered about these extremes.
Trust me, i could write this all day but, the thing is i can't. It takes a hell of a time to write a long comment on a 5 inch phone and so i hope you get what i said and don't make me continue.
100 раз убеждалась в том, что американский юмор умопомрачительный в оригинале и просто невозможный в переводе.
101й сегодня. Спасибо доктор Питерс
My cousin did engineering and now he is working in govt bank😂😂
All his engeenering wasted
Could have choose commerce instead of science isntead
My cousin did software engineering from BITS India (Goa campus) and now working as Software Development Engineer in Walmart Labs, Sunnyvale, US.
My point is "It doesn't matter where you've come from, what, matters is where you want to be!"
Stop shaming education streams and remember knowledge is never a waste!
@@reyanshchauhan5568 going to us in not an achievement lol
@@nishant1877 Ok try to get a job in us from India then you will find it's achievement or not
I wanted to become a doctor and now I am doing engineering.
RIP! your dreams..... :D
Oh so you chose your other option!
Divyansh Jaiswal same here..
brah don t cry
i am an engineer and i wanted to be a dancer
Bcoz u don't have enough marks to pursue MBBS.
My mom was after me to take science and become a doctor and when I said I wanna join the army she said no problem beta! You can become a doctor there😭😭😭😭😭 like wtf mom😭😭
i don't think russel has no idea how much fun we have ob the other side of the screen.
i wanted to be a police officer, now im serving a 20yr bit for armed robbery.
😂 😂 😂
Is that a a black guy wearing a maga hat 💀💀💀🤦🏽♂️
LMAOO
Are you allowed youtube in prison??😂
If you were a bit more patient, you could've hit 2 birds with 1 stone doing civil forfeiture.
One of the best realistic clip at all time. He is so Indian because he is so brilliant.
Russell being a doctor from the hood made me lose it....
😂😁😝
Russell I’d like to thank you for years of painful laughter.
I know Russel always does same type of jokes but I can’t get enough of them! 😂
Just ONE question - "WHY" is this guy not in movies???!!! Absolutely Hilarious!
He appeared in "Source Code" from 2011 starring Jake Gyllenhaal. I do not know about any other movie appearences
Edit: fixed the release year of the movie and grammar issue
Just googled, he appeared in quite a lot of movies and has his own show right now
Check his series. Indian detective.
Ripped 2017 thats a lit movie
ScottishLad 1 because he’s not funny
I cannot stop laughing. Ironically my husband is a black doctor. Too funny
I don't care how many times I see his act, I am crying laughing every time.
Well I'm a 14 year old girl and my dad's like why don't you become a doctor I'm like pls don't, so in case I end up being a doctor in the future, y'all should know I didn't want to be one
Samruddhi Ekhande haha insh'Allah you won't
Proud to be an Indian MBBS student.Really I feel blessed to be able to know such intricacies of human body.😊😊😊
മലയാളി ആയി ആരും ഇല്ലേ ഇവിടെ
Any malayalis.... kerala 🤣❤️
That dance was so cool man! 😂😂👍 Did not expect it at all!
2:55
That guy's laugh 😂
Reyes Axe what about it?
That Guy, well played . 😆
Reyes Axe Lovely day enjoy
Reyes Axe sounded more like a girl
Reyes Axe i
Mr Peters just hammered a nail to the Indian doc's career.
My motheer is Arab and you can only pick :
1) doctor
2)teacher
3)lawyer
4)translator
5) engineer
What my Brits (my father is British) want to be :
Whatever they like
i agree
simon mhamdi where are you from??
morocco but I live in Florida USA.
simon mhamdi my mother is from Qatar but my dad is a Muslim British
NICE MIXTE I LOVE IT.
proud of you being an indian...
Spinn Records he is Canadian
My nickname is Sunny, but my parents call me Sunnu. 😧
Ashish Masih thank God your name is not nunny 😂
Shah Patel nunny itself would be humiliating though
Ashish Masih Thank god it's not nunnu 😅😓🤣
Chill dudes. He is a standup comedian.
Russell is known for this kind of delivery, if you find it offensive, then you do not have to watch. It is only humor., so take it and go.
Its too mediocre and very exaggerated. Comedy should be something from unexpected.
Take it &Go 😂😂
Took me the Hubble to spot the humour.
Couldn't tho.
Fuck you man .. hope you don’t find my comment offensive . This is how I reply to bulshits
@@mo_alb9774 to be honest man, nobody finds "fuck you" offensive these days. It's as inoffensive as Peter's humour.
Just stumbled on this dude. One of the funniest stand up comedians. Definitely a big fan