We Ranked The Top 5 Cryptids ft. Garrett Watts • Top 5 Beatdown
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the gag of ryan and shane just tricking each other into seeing presumably inappropriate images is peak middle school vibes
it’s THE inappropriate image!
@@Alina-gj5vm bro we have the same name kinda (mines Allena but pronounced the same i’m assuming) wowza
its the smile dog photo if ya know what i mean
@@tomoko7584 wait is it actually lmao
I love Cryptids, but them doing this the whole video was the highlight for me lol
I really appreciate that the boys have fully incorporated "Mothman is cheeked up as hell 🍑" into the mythos as an important piece of Mothman lore. His ability to make it crypticly clap is now canonically a feature: glowing red eyes, huge wings, booty for days. I love it.
Don't forget the bit about watching strangers bang while two stepping 🤣
Have you seen the sculpture? Its butt is very prominent.
cryptically clap 😭
I just spit out my drink at cryptically clap
I'm flattered
My favorite thing is Ryan picking sasquatch as his favorite, given the many years he has spent likening Shane to a bigfoot. The best of friends.
and when Shane picked it he called it the pumpkin spice of cryptids
I read that as "the bestening of friends" and now I want a special on the history of their friendship called The Bestening 😂
I adore Garrett's personalized font for each of his cryptid choices. 12/10
I came to the comments for this exact reason. I truly appreciate that so much. Made Shane and Ryan’s lists look so boring! They gotta step it up!
4:02 Ryan looking into the camera and at us while Shane talks about birds; letting us know he's not gonna do the bit about Shane eating his pet bird, but only because he knows he doesn't NEED to. He's done it so much we all know by now.
i am shocked he didn’t bring that up tbh
I was waiting for it 😂 I’m also kind of glad he didn’t because Shane really seemed to love that bird 😂😂😂
ive somehow completely missed this bit and this comment is mystifying to me
I was waiting for him to bring that up smh
This is exactly what I was thinking! 😂
Shane trying to talk about the Mongolian death worm is me trying to participate in group chats
Bro 😭 same
CAN I TALK ABOUT MY WORM?
Garrett is such a little sweetie. It’s so good to see him hanging out with people who aren’t totally toxic and who treat him nicely and like a real friend should. Very wholesome, please give us more.
4:03 Ryan is communicating so well with his eyes how much he wants to make fun of Shane putting the parrot in the freezer
I went to the comments just for this thank you
Honestly didn’t expect this episode to be hornier than the sexiest disney characters one but I stand corrected
I did
@@imweird2983 me too.
Honestly at this point are we even surprised?
It'd be nice if it wasn't always a "dick joke" gets old. Get some depth
@@demihogue1602 ... I'm not really even a dick joke person, but "get some depth" is a pretty good set up for one.
garrett just appalled that he is interacting with two people as chaotic as him 😭
They're pervy. If anything it was a bit too much.
@@demihogue1602 yeah i felt like it was a little over the top this time
@@demihogue1602 they talked exactly like my male friends. If you can’t hang just say so lmao
@@demihogue1602omg are you joking ?
@@bug3861 deadass they were hilarious together idk where that came from
"You guys want to harm these cryptids." Garrett has so much love for these spooky lil creatures
Also them responding with "Sometimes" and "That's not true (lying)" is very on brand
I love these three together. Garett is as sweet as vegetable lamb blood and always balances out these hooligans
Thanks for watching and leaving a comment👍.
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That is the weirdest simile I have ever seen
My bad. I just got to the part of the video your referencing.
If you listen without watching the screen…. You can distinctly hear The Professor, his dad, and Ryan talk about their favorite Cryptids. It’s very heart warming.
You are a genius.
I thought that was the other Garrett?
@@gracemorris4465 no garrett watts was the dad dino lol
@@jenneric03I’m just now realizing this lmao
I literally had to close my eyes because worms are not my jam, and yeah, totally, it was nice😁
I love how Garrett seems way less unhinged when he’s around Shane and Ryan 😀
They balance each other out 😂😂😂
Ironically not the first pair of Shane and Ryan he's been around
@@rosenailedit444 i prefer this one tho 😀
@violet hell everyone prefer those ones
Ryan talking about a killer in the back seat of his car and Shane just smiling at the camera like the joker sent me!
which part?
@@BeeFrankk 8:15
describing Garret as "human cryptid" is so fitting it hurts; also have to say these are some top tier and obscure picks. My personal favorite was Tsuchinoko, he just looks like a silly lil guy
I low key want one as a pet 😂
"I've eaten worms before.."
"NO! 😧"
That killed me for some reason
I truly cackled 😂
I am, once again, LIVING for Garrett's panic at pretty much anything the boys say
Such a sweet boy
So bummed that Fresno night crawlers aren’t on any of their lists. They’re my fav cryptid by far, and I feel like if Shane knew about them he’d just love them
YES I CAME TO COMMENT THIS!!
Also came to comment this
I also really like the furred trout. :)
The Fresno night crawlers do not get nearly enough love lol
Agreed, I dressed up as one for Halloween last year. I have a special place in my heart for those harmless pants-wearing disco creatures.
Ryan roasting Shane for picking a basic cryptid like Bigfoot and then literally ten seconds later Ryan picks another basic ass cryptid 😂😂 now that's true friendship
Are we not going to see Garrett crawling, climbing, and carrying Shane like a baby?
it’s definitely VERY barbarian
i wanna see that
Please, I need to know with what level of ease he can actually complete those tasks
That’s probably on their bloopers and behind the scenes stuff on Patreon I’m guessing
My friend made a cryptid dating game as their final project in a video game design class. Mothman and I never broke up so I assume we’re still going steady to this day
How does it feel to be living my dream
I would love to know more about this, please elaborate, was it multiple choice? Quiz? What went on there lol?
@@Bjorksbackyard i can hear the tears in this comment. 🥺
Did they post this on tumblr bc I feel like I’ve seen this before
YamiYugi voice: IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME IT SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEE ITS NOT FAIR
Giggling and smiling at 4:06 Garrett reassuring and validating Ryan "I love your number five, we both love it"
Garret went from Shane and Ryland to Shane and Ryan. We love the cross over and please keep it this way
3:26 of shane just muttering he loves birds like a mob boss has me in tears
I love that it seems like he was just expressing his love, he wasn’t even trying to be funny
Also, you know when Shane says "Ryan and I have talked about this before" you're about to hear the weirdest statement of your life
I need to see a follow up of this with Garrett showing off how fast he climbs and crawls haha
They should let us see!!!🎉🎉🎉
thunderbirds are a part of native american culture and belief. they symbolize strength. a lot of our symbology is based around animals. (i’m native american, maliseet first nation)
Shane repeatedly declaring how much he loves worms just makes me think of this opera piece called 'Aria of the Worm' which has the lyrics 'The worm lives on eternally. Long live the worm!'
And sometimes, internally. 😂
Oooo, I need to check that out. Thank you!
I was thinking he might like George R.R. Martin's "In the House of the Worm". Here's a prayer in the story there if you don't mind my sharing:
"So praise the White Worm, whose name is Yaggalla. And grieve not, though our lights burn dim and die.
“So praise the White Worm, whose name is Decay. And grieve not, though our energy fades and fails:
“So praise the White Worm, whose name is Death. And grieve not, though life's circle tightens and all things perish.
“So praise the White Worm, whose name is Entropy. And grieve not, though the sun goes out.
“An ending comes. Feast. The ships are gone. Drink. The struggling times are over. Dance. And praise, praise, to the White Worm.”
@@Sabbathtage Guy speaking at an AA mtg. Says I can’t drink even this small a drink, and drops a worm into the glass… it dies instantly.
Another guy, in the back of the room… “Well you won’t have worms 🪱 “
Jane Prentiss vibes
I love the vegetable lamb of Tartary! It is the result of someone learning about cotton and traveling back to western Europe and trying to explain it to people.
i love how a lot of the history of flora/fauna is just people playing pictionary
that's so lovely
That makes too much sense. 😅 Ty for the info!
i loved that Garrett included the rougarou!!! its definitely used to scare children into not being out after dark for their safety. however i do want to note that it is pronounced "roo-gah-roo" :)
Came here to say this.
Also that a person from New Orleans won’t pronounce with with a Cajun accent 😅
Supernatural may make things up sometimes but one thing they got right was that pronounciation
As someone from West Virginia, I really appreciate Shane being so kind about wanting to return. The positivity is very much appreciated!!!
Its made me want to visit. Looks beautiful
this went off the rails IMMEDIATELY and i'm so proud
Ryan was fighting for his life at 4.02 trying not to tell the story of Shane eating his pet bird 💀
The WHAT?
@@loucaniom8984 🤣🤣 he DIDNT but Ryan's an ass n likes to poke fun at Shane for his deceased pet bird 🤣🤣
I was fully expecting him to tbh
Storytime; I just recently discovered the "buzzfeed unsolved" channel while extremely sick, binged every single bit of the paranormal and true crime videos. Couldnt get enough. But to my surprise, the channel had been bought an the series was over. Que the heartache music. But, then i find out you guys are still making content, and i couldnt be fkin happier. thank you. i know im super late to the game but hey thats life, gonna binge the hell out of this channel. just please, for the love of god, never stop doing investigations. The chemistry between Ryan and Shane is movie magic and to let that slip away would of been pure tragedy.
The biggest unsolved mystery of them all is what exactly does Shane trick Ryan into seeing on his phone 💀 no one will ever know cause Ryan and Shane sure as heck ain't gonna tell anyone either.
Shane and Ryan are just those close friends with no boundaries. You would think they were brothers.
I mean, how many brothers do ypu know that show eachother pictures of their Dick lmao, it's not brothers it's Bromance , there's a HUGE difference 🤣
They are.... the Hermanos Fanstasmos 😁
@@Rick__C-137 Is that from an episode or something? If you just came up with that, that’s brilliant 😂
I need the Ghoul Boys to ghost hunt with Garrett. Not a Ghost Files episode with Garrett, but a ghost hunt fully planned and run by Garrett. It would be pure chaos.
this !!!
oh my god the chaos that'll ensure.....we need it
With Andrew filming
Hahaha dream on 😂this guys guna disappear once he reads the comments about doing RUclips “work”
I wish he was not such a big pot head so he could do more of his awesome project ideas 😅
Ryan would thrive in the not scary room
The thunderbird or thunder being is a powerful sacred being in indigenous culture, as a native person it was really cool seeing Ryan bring it up in this video!
The energy between these three is feral, electric, and constantly escalating, and I love it. It's also funny to see Shane and Ryan rapidly shifting between doing the bit where they're jealous of Garrett's attention and the bit where they're jealous of the other's attention on Garrett, lol.
I’m so surprised at Ryan’s restraint in not bringing up Shane’s pet parrot even though you know he wanted to
he did bring it up, but only to us the audience just using his eyes
Shane has very "I'm gonna make my younger brothers squirm" energy & I love it.
I love how the subtitles in the beginning say 'Mothman Noises'
If Ryan thinks Ahool sounds like an owl, he should experience actually hearing a screaming owl at 2am right outside your window. I've never thought I was going to be murdered in the middle of the night by a malevolent alien until right at that moment. Terrifying.
I love how like 50% of Garret’s facial expressions are disgust as Shane and Ryan talk about their undying love for the cryptids 😭
an underappreciated aspect of the iconic parrot moment at 4:02 is how the camera tilts down a little, as though we are the camera and we're giving Ryan a nod to acknowledge that we got the joke . . . SUPERB MOMENT
I love how Shane and Garrett interact lol Shane is so sweet to him (as he should be Garrett is a sweetheart)
As a native Vermonter, Shane’s #1 being Champ makes me so happy 🥹🦕
3:30 thunderbirds are sacred to multiple northern indigenous tribes, including the Iroquois, Ojibwe, and Algonquian, and its from their stories that thunderbirds originate.
Right! Thunderbirds have become synonymous to any large unidentified bird in the sky, but have been sacred to indigenous tribes from North to South America. I get that it has now evolved to include a large pterosaur looking creature, but they should have at least mentioned it’s history with our people.
Thank you for this comment! I think Bigfoot and the Rougarou are also present in various First Nations and Métis stories/folklore.
thank you for saying this! thunderbirds are deeply important to a lot of nations, and unfortunately, have been swept up into cryptid classifications along with... well, you know, The Things. slightly peeved they didn't know this already, but not a lot of people do (especially since t-birds got thrown into jk's movies), so i can't be too upset.
Yes! Wish they had researched this better!
Yes! Pin this comment, Watcher!!
"I've never really seen someone crawl fast" Ryan has never met a baby who's been caught doing something they shouldn't be doing
Every time someone opens the front door my nephew tries to crawl for it like a little speed demon trying to get to the playground my sisters apartment has out front. He loves those swings
I never expected a collab between these 3 people and I absolutely love it. I watched Garret way before Shane and Ryan on unsolved mysteries.
I was so delighted to hear Shane's #2 pick was the ahool! I illustrated an A to Z cryptid book called "C is for Cryptid", and A is indeed for Ahool!
Ryan looking str8 at the camera while Shane talks about his parrot is an S tier reference
I find it amazing how without fail Ryan presents the most normie list with maybe one out of the ordinary inclusion and Shane includes the strangest choices that may or may not violate the rules of the list
The Thunderbird originates from many legends of the Pacific Northwest Coast First Nations! I live on Musqueam territory (Vancouver, BC) and much of the Indigenous artwork displayed includes motifs of the Thunderbird. Very cool to see Ryan include it in his list :)
Garret’s the perfect balance for their chaos
is it me or does Garett seem more calm when he‘s around Ryan and Shane?
Their chaos brings his chaos peace. They’re like his parents I swear
matching energies
Someone has to be the most hinged
@@elwinner6618 have you seen the videos on his Garret Unhinged side channel tho😭
Garrett is probably used to being the most unhinged in the room, man doesn't know how to react when Ryan and Shane go totally off the rails lmaoo
garret saying the rougarou correctly the first time and then losing it and just saying it wrong the rest of the time was so funny for some reason 💀 also apparently theyre only living in New Orleans lmaoo
Which is funny cause it’s not even really a New Orleans thing. It’s more Acadiana/Cajun country.
@@thestateof6970 i notice the same goofiness happens with mardi gras all the time. people that aren’t from here talk about it like a destination rather than a holiday lol. i’ve seen/heard someone say “when we visited mardi gras” when what they actually mean is “when we visited new orleans during mardi gras” waaayyyy too many times. mardi gras happens every year y’all and it is definitely not exclusive to new orleans ;-;
Up in Quebec we have the loupgarou
For some reason, we did a Rougarou art project in elementary school (I really don’t know why, I live in Georgia) so I was ECSTATIC when all my random knowledge of the blue dog would be put to use
FUN FACT: Chupacabra originated from Puerto Rico 😊 I remember growing up as a child always being told that’s why we can’t stay out late on the farm when I spent my summers there with my grandparents.
oh how I love Garrett. such a pure soul. the 3 of you together is what the world needs
Good on ya Ryan for not making a sound but making a great face when Shane mentions his beloved parrot.
he doesn't need to; we all know
I would absolutely enjoy them going on another Cryptid hunt like with Bigfoot and Mothman. But I am surprised that the Jersey Devil didn’t make an appearance.
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT
The Jersey Devil was the only cryptic to ever give me nightmares as a kid. I was terrified of him and I lived nowhere near NJ
"name it I'll climb it" giving Nick Miller vibes
Garrett and Watcher are such a match made in heaven and I love it.
garrett was such a star this episode, his list was incredible, he brought the promised cryptid energy with his fast crawlin and climbin, and he did his absolute best to reign in the horny. well done mr watts
Ryan visibly fighting the urge to tell THE story about Shane’s parrot while talking about birds 😂❤ also Garrett !!!!! 😍😍
More content with Garrett!!!!!!
garrett has got to be my favorite guest, absolutely compliments shane and ryan so well and was perfect for this video lol
Garretts list of cryptids was absolutely great, not to mention his board was very pleasing to look at.
I love that Ryan and Shane have crazy random convos off screen too, like wanting there to be giant humans who would carry them around like babies 😄
I like Shane's approach on cryptic (or any other) being is kinda similar to mine; 'is it edible?', 'how can we process it? Steamed? Baked? Grilled?'.
I LOVE GARRETT!!!
Anytime you guys bring him on as a guest the dynamic just feels so right. Would not be opposed to seeing him guest more often!! 😍😍
This is already the best episode purely because they mentioned Nightwing’s ass. Love these guys. 💜💜💜
New conspiracy theory: is Nightwing secretly Mothman?
@@obiwan-in-a-pudding2909 the butts match
honestly i'd love a podcast with these three 😂😂😂
“I give you SHUSH advice”
“Hahahahahaha shut the fuck up” I forgot how hilariously they bounce off each other when they aren’t ghost hunting
Ryan: "Thunderbirds, this is kind of an obscure one"
Oh why did that have the same energy as someone saying "they're a great band, you've probably never heard of them"
Edit: Garrett is a man of culture all his picks are bangers
"Their first album was good"
Being forced to look up a whale penis and then having the number one result be ‘could a whale penis have been nessie?’ While Ryan reveals his #4 being Nessie is an experience I never thought I would have.
just because of that one nightwing reference, i'm gonna need a top 5 superhero costumes list, hopefully in which shane mentions discowing.
This episode is wild, and I love it! xD
My list of fav cryptids would include, in no particular order: waterhorse (aka kelpie, a horse that drags its rider underwater), black dog (basically a hellhound with bright glowing eyes that hunts down lonely travelers at night), 'Not Deer' (especially in those stories when it runs by a car and it has a human face LOL), Slender man, and werewolves.
I love how they go from talking about cryptids to being amazing by Garret as a physical human being able to do anything and everything 😭
11k
Shane mentioning mink oil in the beginning made me so happy lmao it's me with all of my friends, mink oil is GOLD for leather, especially boots
Dude, same!! Ive got so much leather products and im glad that shane knows how to care for em
Can we get a garret boot ID?
@@Squiesh harder than you think! not a very clear image on the boots to properly ID it, but it looks to have the signature yellow dr. marten stitches, so I'm working off of that assumption. It looks to be 8 eyelets high, has brown colour, and seems to have the factory laces in yellow. My best guess: doc martens 1460 Bex Crazy Horse
@@leejohnson9314 you're a detective and a hero
The fact that Shane was just talking about how some cryptids might've just been some whale dong, and then Ryan brought up Nessie on his ranking right after just makes me giggle a little
Garret is always such a delight to have as a guest !
You guys probably won't believe me, but I'm listening to this with bluetooth headphones while stocking DVDS at work, and as Shane was talking about the Mongolian Death Worm, I picked up a movie called Mongolian Deatg Worm.
What does it mean?
I have no idea.
keep your windows locked and a loaded gun near lol
Run
Watch the film whilst eating gummy worms to assert your dominance. Little worms hold no fear over us. 🔪🪱
Garrett was ready to go to war for his no.1.😂 “We’ll go out to your lil parking lot..” 😭
always love to see the rougarou get some attention!! but for future reference, it’s pronounced “roo-ga-roo” 😂 it’s also referred to as a loup garou (loo ga-roo). it’s more or less louisiana’s version of a werewolf-not celebrating lent is one way to become one, but i’m pretty sure you can also be infected or have it passed down to you, or you can do something really fucked up to piss someone off and end up Cursed. apparently one way to stop/slow down the rougarou is to hang a sifter outside your door-should one try to come in, they’ll be compelled to stop and count every single hole, hopefully keeping them busy until sunrise.
Calling the sasquach the pumpkin spice latte of cryptids simply amuses me
I just adore the dynamic between Shane, Ryan & Garrett 🥰
I don't know why but, "I tried, I really tried to make an effort!" really resonates with me.
6:29 the smile dog picture returns!
Favorite episode yet! As a Vermonter, stoked on the Champ representation! Also, Garrett with the deep cuts!
Sara: Talks about wanting to eat beaver tail
Shane: Talks about wanting to eat a Death worm
These two are made for each other -
On a different note, it's great to have Garrett back for this episode, his list had a lot of crazy, interesting cryptids specifically the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary which I had no idea was a thing 😮😮 Would love to see what the next top 5 beatdown would be about
Hello! West Virginian, regular Point Pleasant goer, and self proclaimed Mothman’s girlfriend here. I love seeing the boys rank our moth boy so high
Mothman would have been my number 1, seems the most mysterious to me
I love that Shane said it’s delightful here 😭 so many people shit on West Virginia without even visiting
" self proclaimed Mothman’s girlfriend " I need to know more about this. I cannot go on internetting today without knowing more about this. Is this like a Oceler thing? Is it a fandom thing? Did you date in high school?
#mothmandidnothingwrong
hi fellow wvian :)))
As a born and raised Vermonter I am so so happy to see that Champ is number 1 for Shane. We love Champ :)
It's always a blast to watch you guys no matter what videos you're throwing out! Love you guys and your guests!
Thanks for watching and leaving a comment!
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not to get parasocial, but it’s been very cute watching Garrett become closer friends with the bois
hard to pick a favorite list, but garrett's artistic additions are unmatched AND he put my beloved tsuchinoko on there....
when i was a kid i had to take extra ELA classes bc i wasn’t the smartest and needed extra help, and we had to listen to stories and get every question right or you didn’t pass; and one story i had to listen to about 30 times was the champ monster of lake Champlain😂
I absolutely love the energy in this one omg
"got an ass like Nightwing" is something I try to live my life by, thank you Garrett.