Angelica is timeless. She is an immortal being who has been there for all history. She was there for the before and will be there long after we are gone.
“What did he say to piss everyone off?” “Be kind to each other.” “Oh, that’d do it.” Edit: ok, I think this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten ever! Thank y’all so much!
“I mean, I was too, but in that ‘he’s my dad and I kind of have to work for him because he’s my dad’ kind of way. I’ve always had a calling for public speaking.”
Jesus’s Yelp review for Angelica: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Handy work kept my body up very well even while rotting. Was kind to me, gave great advice with family issues. Would be crucified by her again.”
bill bill i’ve been suscribed to angelica for a long time, what I meant is that she stopped uploading videos like these for a while. But go off I guess
After a day of struggling with my mind feeling like it's either going or about to implode: reading the title made me laugh out loud with more joy than life gives me. I've never felt in so much mental agony. Thank you for freeing me for a few minutes.
James Shkreli van Hoogstraten dude do you have any form of empathy? If you don’t have anything kind to say than don’t say it, lots of people struggle with stress and so should you so just leave them alone
@@jamesshkrelivanhoogstraten8040 Said the SAD POSER who has a profile picture of himself with tats and bigs himself up by attacking others based ON ONE comment ONLINE. I don't care what you think.
~ It was my first time getting crucified, so I was a little nervous; but, service was pretty fast and thorough, chill small talk, made things a little more pleasant. I’ll be sure to tip em in 3 days ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Angelica: “You were like let me turn this water into wine, heyyy” Me: *Catches On* oh I’m Jesus Christ.. 0_0 Wait! Jesus Christ I’m Jesus Chri- I mean! ..... oh Me? .. I’m me. 0~0
As soon as we start getting more standard content, she comes up with stuff like this. And damn, that's honestly why we subscribed, like, honestly. This ain't less than I'm expecting.
3 minutes in and I'm already looking forward to angelica future asmr videos we are all spoiled we get a lot of angelica I can say this I'm grateful for angelica being around for quite a few years now in the asmr community
Okay..... Y'all probably have also figured out that there were twins, one that grew up normal and one that grew up mad as a hatter. The sane one began this channel is occasionally let out of a closet or basement to make videos but most of the time the mad hatter has her locked up and is running the show here. In fact, if you've been on this channel for a while you may even remember some videos where the mad hatter referred to something making noise in the basement, and laughingly incorporated the sounds into the video, saying it was the devil or something like that. Sweet Angelica is back in the coal cellar and Mad Angelica is in control of the house again.
@Ashish AgrawalFor a second i thought that you were implying that shrek was god, and i had flashbacks to when me and my two friends legitimately worshiped shrek and created a cult...very cringy, but also kinda fun.
As a Christian person, this was the funniest shit, and I'm convinced Jesus was cruxified like this Also, very happy this came out the day before my birthday Also also, can we get Jesus visiting you after his resurrection and taking you to Heaven?
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
"This is the last pain you're ever gonna feel"
Boy are you gonna feel stupid in 3 days.
You could use Za Warudo to stop time before getting executed
DIO
Dio Brando zawarudo
Lmao this made my day
Dio Brando oh no, i’m getting flashbacks from Egypt
50% of this is her crucifying us and the other 50% is her being our therapist
🗿
Sabby that sassy koichi pic tho
@@SnowColorss ikr?
coochie horse
Sabby truuuu
it’s time. dark angelica has made her zen return.
Things you like to see:
It.
It’s about time don’t cha think?
I may have just given this comment the 666th like.
Aishwarya Khadka YESSSSS
Aishwarya Khadka I may be your 1000th like😳 but yes we want dark Angelica
"Angelica, you are being charged with crucifying this innocent human. What do you plead?"
"Oh well."
how are there no comments on this
Agreed how are there no comments
"Your dad asked you to do this? That is a little dramatic , was he a theatre kid before?" God is a theatre kid? Yes. I accept this as canon.
Sean Hogan he said it right 🙂
@@Hed0nistaaa Canaan is a biblical pun :P
Sean Hogan literally not a Christian but ight🗿
@@Hed0nistaaa how did both jokes go over your head
I mean, he did ask one of his most devoted followers to kill his son for him...
i’m convinced that this is exactly how jesus was crucified
Ben Ward it so detailed she had to have been there.
@@a.driena333 I'm convinced that Angelica is a time traveller
Angelica is timeless. She is an immortal being who has been there for all history. She was there for the before and will be there long after we are gone.
What if Angelica is actually god?
Read the books. 100% accurate
“What did he say to piss everyone off?”
“Be kind to each other.”
“Oh, that’d do it.”
Edit: ok, I think this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten ever! Thank y’all so much!
Dylan Chouinard nice
Was that a good omens reference? Because YES
Angelica: "I'm just gonna start crucifying you now"
Me: (ready for death)
"Can I get a wahoo?"
@@sebastianleo1708 WAhOo
The Good Omens family is everywhere! 😍💕
Love you guys! ❤
next you should do: jesus visits you after his resurrection
My oh my
YESSSS!!
PLEASE
HERE’S JEEZY BOY
I neED THIS
“This is the last pain you’re ever gonna feel.”
- neglects to mention dying of embarrassment from hanging naked on a cross for several days
r/wellthatwasunexpected
r/notreallythatsliterallyhowthisworks
On top of all that, they were forced fed milk and honey for days so they would have horrifying uncontrollable shit
I mean you literally suffocate on your own blood thats flowing into your lungs
“Embarrassment” more like never ending suffocation from the position not allowing you to breathe and dehydration
dis whole crucifixion thing is kinda bummin me out :/ can we reschedule ??
## mimi ! underrated comment
## mimi ! cmon you’ll feel better in 3 days let’s just get it over with
Why did I laugh andbnsbdjs
aria lauritzen thank u 🥺✋
Elaine Bird fine .. just be gentle :/
I'm used to getting hammered, but this is a change.
Beta that was a good one
Perv
I-
How does one respond to this?
excuse me Perv? He means drinking lmfaoo
Wait till my father hears about this.
Yeah, alright, Draco
you win
Uhhh I think you should know.
The only acceptable use of that phrase XD
@@loghan3585 hey! I was going to write that!😂
"Cancel culture is just ridiculous nowadays".
Preach.
As I read this comment she said it. I’m- what? ¿
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Technically preaching is o u r job in this case buddy
Heheh, preach
*Crucifixion culture
“It’s gonna be painful.”
jesus, watching this: oh sis, r e a l l y ?
shoto todoroki Hmmm
shoto my love
Angelica has two moods:
1. Insane (but you sleep)
2. Insane (but you die)
There is a third, elusive mood: Insane (but you are left awake and questioning all the life choices that led to this moment)
I was the 666th comment under satan’s comment.
LEAVE THIS AT 666 LIKES
hey satan
alas you've missed the fourth: insane (but you get diagnosed with something or other)
Angelica uploading: knock knock it’s GOD
*Knock Knock, it’s the United States*
Knock knock...
It is Hollywood calling!!👛💰💳💲💵💴💶💷💸💱🎈🎆🎇🎉🎊📣📡📢📝🎬🎥📷📹🎭🎫📺📀📼😂
"this crucifying culture has got to stop!!!" honestly?? tea
Kirsten Graham periodt.
Proud to be the 666th like
"I don't even forgive myself for this."
-Me when I accidentally trip over my pet and they forget about it immediately
"That's why I worship Zeus. He has an anger issue. But you know... I'm used to it." 👏👏
*Jesus (hey-zoos) is quaking*
As a catholic idk how to react to this comment😂
Micahel -Paul Awunor lol same
How is this comment from a week ago if this video has been out for 13 minutes
@@twistedlemon266 i was going to ask that exact same question
@@Lulu0308 I am confused tf or mabey it was a private video where only people with links can see? And this person has the link? Idk
Alternative title: you're jesus and you pissed off the romans
Neglects that the it was the Jews who crucified him
@@teamtech317 no, Judas gave him up but the Romans hung him.
@@Firegirl483 Pontias Pilat asked the Jews if they wanted to kill him. They wanted him crucified instead of the murderer.
These are certainly not comments I would expect on an asmr video, but they are welcome
eggsb 19 a random crowd of Jerusalemites were asked if he should be crucified. Not all of the Jewish people
waIT ARE WE JESUS
EDIT: OH MY GOD WE'RE JESUS
Lofi_Queen Says, “We’re Jesus” but in same sentence takes Lord’s name in vain. Wait a minute...
The History Range stop being a prude and enjoy the video
cloudrunner _84 Just a joke don’t take it too seriously
The History Range ok yea i’ll chill
I realized it when she said "turning water into vine"
"I'm just like the carpenter."
"I get it fam, my stepdad's a carpenter too."
“I mean, I was too, but in that ‘he’s my dad and I kind of have to work for him because he’s my dad’ kind of way. I’ve always had a calling for public speaking.”
Jesus’s Yelp review for Angelica:
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Handy work kept my body up very well even while rotting. Was kind to me, gave great advice with family issues. Would be crucified by her again.”
gloopy boonyTM omg yEs
Now my question, how did he write that???
@@katlynroseanne he came back three days later I think
W
Aw
Katlyn Rose Anne he wrote it when he resurrected
Evil Angelica has returned and is coming for all of our wigs
Protect your w's
Good thing I took it off because she would have snatched it
ASMR ~ Snatching Your Crusty af Wig
No no, that's normal Angelica. The nice one was weird
We are back to regular angelica
Seishirou Kun but the normal videos were also great
Berd i feel like at this point, these types of videos are the normal ones
From this comment I can tell you haven't been a subscriber for very long
bill bill i’ve been suscribed to angelica for a long time, what I meant is that she stopped uploading videos like these for a while. But go off I guess
impa I know 😂
The creative process behind these must be either randomly generated or a real head trip.
It's a mixture between the two
Probably late-night lucid dreams in which she creates the randomest scenarios and then writes them down in the morning
@@ZimLikesPastaAnimation Late-night lucid dreams? All lucid dreams should be late at night
I love, how she really seems to care and gives therapist-like talks during literally crucfying us.
After a day of struggling with my mind feeling like it's either going or about to implode: reading the title made me laugh out loud with more joy than life gives me. I've never felt in so much mental agony.
Thank you for freeing me for a few minutes.
David Aston pathetic poser, you have a yin yang as pfp but apparently arent aware that mental agony doesn’t make sense because of non-dualism
James Shkreli van Hoogstraten dude do you have any form of empathy? If you don’t have anything kind to say than don’t say it, lots of people struggle with stress and so should you so just leave them alone
Hey i know it doesn’t seem like it but one day things will be alright. I’m sorry you’re struggling right now
@@iwatchedbobsburgerswaytoom452 I'm pretty sure he was making a poory timed joke there cause that doesn't sound serious at all.
@@jamesshkrelivanhoogstraten8040 Said the SAD POSER who has a profile picture of himself with tats and bigs himself up by attacking others based ON ONE comment ONLINE.
I don't care what you think.
I'd try to make a horrible joke, but I think others have nailed it.
Ha!
👏👏👏
This made my day
Ha!
You getting crucified g
Nobody
*Jesus on the cross
Angelica: You look amazing sweetie!
Christians/Catholics, etc.: *HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES*
Keean Trinity but... Catholics are Christians... lmao
@@Eva-rs5tw Protestants/Catholics I guess
I'm catholic and I thoroughly enjoyed this :))
@@elis2506 SAME
Elis same and i enjoy a lot of her videos.
my mom saw this notification pop up. her words were:
*iS tHat tHE oNE whO yOU wEre wAtching... the SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON?????*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude i showed my mom too....she asked if it was a multiplier (aka markiplier) video XD
@@sarahgardner5385 Markiplier is pretty cool though
@@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 Oh for sure, I watch him all the time, that's why she asked lol
@@sarahgardner5385 I got the chance to meet him at a festival.
Ironically enough, this makes me really sleepy.
XDDD
Eh youll just wake up in three days
*Chaotic angelica has entered the chat*
Angelica: * says she's speaking Latin *
Me: HOLY SHITE DAD I CAN UNDERSTAND LATIN!!!!
The Strange Fangirl i actually can somewhat understand/translate latin
cece ??
I could in 6th grade when I took Latin
kinda
title: “crucifying you”
also title: asmr
me: *O.O*
You must be new to this channel, lol
*very*
@@Pajamas-lv9uu Let's just say that crucifying us is very on brand for Angelica
“No six’s?.... Ok” KILLED ME JENDJDNDKJSJSNSDJ
Comment Section: "Angelica, How did your Jesus RP go?"
Angelica: "Nailed it."
“Career over, crucified!”
- Angelica, 2020
"Cancel culture is ridiculous now a days" I- 💀💀💀
Always look on the bright side of life.
*whistles*
Always look on the bright side of death *more whistling*
I’ve been looking for your comment
The sarcasm when she says "yeah, you will resurrect in 3 days. Whatever gets you through it" is hilarious
This should be played at my funeral.
*oh wait*
anGELICA !!!
eliza
and peggy
I love this reply section
Nothing like being jesus, but only during his final moments
Friend: “do you watch ASMR?”
Me: “yeah”
Friend: “what kind?”
Me: “uhhhhh well it’s complicated”
~ It was my first time getting crucified, so I was a little nervous; but, service was pretty fast and thorough, chill small talk, made things a little more pleasant. I’ll be sure to tip em in 3 days
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This is the most historically correct reenactment of Jesus's crucifixion. Thank you for your contributions to history, Angelica.
oh. my. god.
this is the best day of my life
Wtf dude😶
Micahel -Paul Awunor welcome to this channel
@@denniscowe3289 I feel welcomed 🤣🤣
and the last
All the girls love Jesus. You know he's hung.
Angelica: “You were like let me turn this water into wine, heyyy”
Me: *Catches On* oh I’m Jesus Christ.. 0_0 Wait! Jesus Christ I’m Jesus Chri- I mean!
.....
oh Me? .. I’m me.
0~0
"oh, that's so niiiice, you forgive me for this? i don't even forgive myself for this!"
I feel as if Angelica has a very unconvetional relationship with God😓😂
and now we are back to our regularly scheduled programming...
As soon as we start getting more standard content, she comes up with stuff like this. And damn, that's honestly why we subscribed, like, honestly. This ain't less than I'm expecting.
"Jesús right?"
"Hold on Jesús" 🤭🤭
3 minutes in and I'm already looking forward to angelica future asmr videos we are all spoiled we get a lot of angelica I can say this I'm grateful for angelica being around for quite a few years now in the asmr community
When the pastor said to be closer to god
Day 1 of asking Angelica for a "Life is a party and you're the piñata" roleplay
I just wanna say, I've seen so many of these from you and i never saw the first one so I'll be really proud of you if she makes it
Me, just starting the video: I’m gonna be Jesus, aren’t I?
Me, 30 seconds later: I called it, but at what cost?
Since New year : oh well Angelica stops killing me for 2020
*New video* Oh shit here we go again 💀
PS : i'm from france 🥖🍷 sorry if i done mistakes
Your English is wonderful :)
J'apprends Français :]
Your English is 100 times better than mine, it's all good. :D
💀💀💀🍷🍷🍷🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖
mon francais est merde, mais tu anglais est incroyable!
I LOVE these videos they’re so funny and relaxing, honestly 10/10 give this woman a Grammy
ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW SHES ROLEPLAYING KILLING JESUS
Okay..... Y'all probably have also figured out that there were twins, one that grew up normal and one that grew up mad as a hatter. The sane one began this channel is occasionally let out of a closet or basement to make videos but most of the time the mad hatter has her locked up and is running the show here.
In fact, if you've been on this channel for a while you may even remember some videos where the mad hatter referred to something making noise in the basement, and laughingly incorporated the sounds into the video, saying it was the devil or something like that.
Sweet Angelica is back in the coal cellar and Mad Angelica is in control of the house again.
2:17 Cue the complaining.
Idk whats worse: how sacrilegious this is or how much I’m enjoying it
"your sad is asking you to do this?"
"Does he not like you?"
AHAHSHHSHAJSJSJSJS I CAN'T
As a catholic, I’m offended
But as a viewer...I’m intrigued
your name-
No wait what
Offended?
@Ashish AgrawalFor a second i thought that you were implying that shrek was god, and i had flashbacks to when me and my two friends legitimately worshiped shrek and created a cult...very cringy, but also kinda fun.
Me as an atheist reading the replies: o_o
does she sound like owen wilson in this or am i going nuts
His way of speaking for sure
im dying over this comment
she dOES-
And that's all I can hear now...thanks lmaoooo
"Die with that comfort" will be my ending line in every verbal fight I have from now on
As a Christian person, this was the funniest shit, and I'm convinced Jesus was cruxified like this
Also, very happy this came out the day before my birthday
Also also, can we get Jesus visiting you after his resurrection and taking you to Heaven?
I don't wanna see anyone questioning my parenting methods!
Past Theatre kid I see
OUR HOLY THEATER KID!
*on the way to be hung up*
“Take.. caaaare?” *awkward facial expressions* this has me dying. Literally😂😂
she really nailed this
being crucified has never been THIS relaxing... goddamn.
“whAt aRe wE sUppOseD tO bE? ChRisT-chAns?”
the way shes talking about crucifying like cancel culture has me dead
I want the inscription above my cross to read "Why are you booing me? I'm right!".
3:56 when the guys who killed jesus see him walking around three days later
"hey. i'm here to, like... crucify you."
😀 really?! you're not just saying that are you?
😀😀😀😀😀
Kaitlyn Ellerbe 😀😀😀😀😀
i literally just woke up since its 7 am here... but angelica posted so! sleepy time!
“Forgive them, Father. They know not what they do.” - Dr. Phillip Calvin “Sans” McGraw”
Me and Angelica over here having a chill casual conversation while she nails me to a cross. Good times bro
i love how authentic the details were
“I can’t even speak Roman right now” 😂😂😂😂
i’ve missed chaotic angelica🤧
🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
Hey, has anyone seen Brian? I'm here for the crucifixion. You know what they say...always look on the bright side of life.
My mom bursting in my room at 3 a.m.: Hey! What are you still doing up? What are you watching?
Me: *uhhhhh....it's......* _complicated_
SHES BACK YALL
When she said “you look amazing, sweetie,” I lost it 😂🙌🏻🙌🏻
Missed opportunity to send good old Jesus out with a "hang in there."
she really outdid herself on this one like the originality, the use of the references and the humor..... lit rally a mind of a mastermind
roses are red
jesus went to heaven
the best part of the video
is 3:37
- After work detox.
- Acrylic nail tapping.
- Cranial nerve exam
- CRUCIFIXION ROLEPLAY
Best. freakin. channel.
I now need a t shirt that says “God is a theatre kid”
Me, currently being crucified: *...I don't dislike this.*
"what dog do I have in this fight?" is it related to the interview of Mel Gibson (The Passion of the Christ) with a jewish reporter a few years ago?
I literally belive anything can be turned into a relaxing ASMR video after seeing this....😁
Coming from a strict Christian family, I don’t think I should be watching this...
but I *_love_* it
Everyone: As a Christian I am offended, but it's funny
Me: I'm an atheist and just watching some asmr🖒
Angelica: which one is your dominant foot?
Me: Well, I usually like writing with my right foot
🤣
I I friggen love angelica. She has an insanely hilarious sense of humor.