TikTok's Alpha Male of Fashion

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @bernard9867
    @bernard9867 2 года назад +297

    as a man i can attest to the fact that the main motivator in my life is cool rocks

  • @swing4027
    @swing4027 2 года назад +333

    this guy is so wild bc like, i heard on twitter a few days ago he made a video on "can trans men be alpha men??" and his answer was yes & i cant believe the tiktok alpha male guy is an ally

    • @Duuuckiiee
      @Duuuckiiee 2 года назад +55

      king shit honestly

    • @swing4027
      @swing4027 2 года назад +12

      ​@@Duuuckiiee oh absolutely. god bless him for it

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis 2 года назад +63

      He's truly the least annoying alpha male content creator. I'm starting to think his content is a ploy to lead self proclaimed alpha males out of the insular community they've gotten themselves into.
      Yeah, half his takes suck, but that's way less bad takes bad takes than the others.

    • @PaddeeBA
      @PaddeeBA 2 года назад +25

      Yeah, I've only ever seen clips in other videos so I can’t fully judge, but for a while now I’m feeling like he might be the ‘lesser evil’ when it comes to that genre of videos

    • @CureSmileful
      @CureSmileful 2 года назад +15

      I saw Cat Blaque's video on him and she said that he doesn't really have that bad influence

  • @glitchedoom
    @glitchedoom 2 года назад +125

    I dress like I'm the front man for a bad Nirvana cover band and no one has ever called me out on it, so yeah I guess the bar is pretty low for men's fashion.

    • @craigjones9992
      @craigjones9992 2 года назад +4

      Dude.... same here. Got like four long sleeve button-up flannels I cycle through. Can't go wrong.

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 2 года назад +35

    He looks and acts like someone just mashed Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, and John Mulaney into one person, who in the words of john mulaney, looks like "a tall child". 😹

  • @annelise5050
    @annelise5050 2 года назад +67

    only three minutes in but i gotta say as a woman that loud man is clearly not a bad boy so therefore what on earth would he know about being one lol

  • @therobotdevil2284
    @therobotdevil2284 2 года назад +35

    Why was my immediate assumption that this man was Garyvee... Ugh, wrong villain

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 2 года назад +6

      This man at least speaks in coherent sentences and not buzzword salad.

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha 2 года назад +25

    If a dude came at me yelling at my face “WHO HERE MAKES THE BEST PIZZA???” my only reaction would be “i dunno… who are you… please don’t hurt me 🥲”

  • @iiitsRachel
    @iiitsRachel 2 года назад +55

    those "outdated bad boy" things are just lesbian fashion lol, and the rolled up hat is like, Canadian tow truck driver/Norwegian fisherman fashion or something
    edit - if you google norwegian fisherman the second and third images are literally a guy wearing that exact hat lmao

    • @jamesusbyord2181
      @jamesusbyord2181 2 года назад +17

      As a man, Norwegian fishermen is very gender, I think others would agree. Being in a cold misty fjord with just my beanie, a fishing rod, and a dream. Returning home with some herring and drinking some fish oil to fight off sunlight depletion. Yep thats my gender.

    • @DetectiveTrupo203
      @DetectiveTrupo203 Год назад +2

      Lmao Norwegian fisherman is lit

  • @tygerinthenight3255
    @tygerinthenight3255 2 года назад +27

    "I ama sex ma shEEENn" got me. I had to skip back and watch it a few times and laughed everytime.

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 2 года назад +39

    Ayyyyeee it's that guy lmao. He's been around forever. He's kinda weird now, but back in the day he taught me all the men's fashion tips my young lesbian heart needed to know. I feel like he wasn't as cringe back then..... But maybe I was just cringe back then.................

  • @iamjustkiwi
    @iamjustkiwi 2 года назад +94

    You look great in "women's" clothes btw. I seriously am in awe of the effort behind that look.

    • @moxxibekk
      @moxxibekk 2 года назад +5

      Right? Is this something he wears out normally, or was he doing it for a skit?

  • @yassirmorales5709
    @yassirmorales5709 2 года назад +21

    Daddy Being Real Alpha by dressing the same as other alphas

  • @liam.is.online5709
    @liam.is.online5709 2 года назад +31

    How do you own 27 leather jackets? Like how many different leather jackets are there? I can name like 6 different styles and colors you could have before reaching complete redundancy and even then...

  • @racheldoesathing
    @racheldoesathing 2 года назад +15

    Thrilled to know that while I worked at the LEGO store and had to wear a black polo I looked like a real bad boy the whole time.

  • @gaysatan4565
    @gaysatan4565 2 года назад +31

    I was about to make fun of his leather jackets (I own 2 and one is faux, the other is thrifted) but then I remembered all of my shirts are button ups…. And I have a lot of them…

  • @stingray1irwin0
    @stingray1irwin0 2 года назад +3

    "cool rocks, and the possibility of being a Tony award nominee" I think I have my new parasocial best friend :')

  • @buttercupghost
    @buttercupghost 2 года назад +30

    Not a man, but I am also motivated by cool rocks.
    Also, I can kind of see how vulnerable men can be taken in my this rhetoric. There's some nuggets of good advice in there; well, not much, but the stuff about not having to date? Actually true, good advice. I could see people who already have inclinations towards these sort of things getting suckered into this rather easily. Which is sad, and depressing; we should be deradicalizing these people, not making them worse. The fact is, these guys are scam artists; the reason they say this stuff isn't to help, but to make money.

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis 2 года назад +3

      Honestly, he's nowhere near the worst which is kinda sad. Like compared to the others he's downright palatable.

  • @chaibaby333
    @chaibaby333 2 года назад +18

    i would have to say based on your choice of shirt in this video; you are in fact, a fashion icon.

  • @realfckinlegacy
    @realfckinlegacy 2 года назад +6

    I'm pretty sure he means toque instead of toboggan? I think he just swapped it out for another vaguely winter-y t word

  • @yourfavoritebubbe7444
    @yourfavoritebubbe7444 2 года назад +4

    He said “27 leather jackets” and I almost dropped my phone on my face

  • @craigjones9992
    @craigjones9992 2 года назад +6

    Well, I've subbed. "AHHH, LINT ROLLER!" is what finally did it for me, had to rewind that a few times.

  • @bonedeep_ache2273
    @bonedeep_ache2273 2 года назад +10

    The superhero Bad boy be keeping me from the danger of actually being fashionable, I'm so thankful to him

  • @VictoriaMeira7
    @VictoriaMeira7 2 года назад +7

    "bad boy culture" I- man honestly I'm impressed

  • @EmmaDuncan8740
    @EmmaDuncan8740 2 года назад +23

    Unpopular opinion: I think to some degree, it's important that your family asks about your romatic life. If they love and support you, they will want to know what's going on in that area and many areas of your life. If they love and support you they will also not pry if you don't want to talk about it or tell them that you want to be single for a while or whatever. When your family loves you, they get to knows things about you, but love comes with respect and a healthy family respects boundries too.
    I agree that family prodding you abour "when you're going to settle down and get married" constantly is bad and unhealthy and at that point, is none of their business lol
    Edit: you saying Bill Gates is no spring chicken and then remarking that he can jump well has me in tears laughing 😂

  • @ashwalkerthisway7094
    @ashwalkerthisway7094 2 года назад +15

    I almost turned this video off multiple times, this guy yelling at me was giving me such a headache how do people like him 😂 love the commentary tho, you are so funny

  • @JudahDeNose
    @JudahDeNose 2 года назад +20

    Oh he got that drip

    • @harryjamesmiller
      @harryjamesmiller  2 года назад +18

      call me the faucet 🚰 cuz i got that drip 💧

  • @Eldritch-Lemon
    @Eldritch-Lemon 2 года назад +5

    Hes incorrectly remembering the word touque from Canada

  • @poorunsuspectinghunk
    @poorunsuspectinghunk 2 года назад +3

    Why is he screaming at me with a high pitched voice

  • @kite-flying_potato
    @kite-flying_potato 2 года назад +6

    I hope iotas are next. Small guys, short kings, just lil cuties.

  • @mors_ontologica_9242
    @mors_ontologica_9242 2 года назад +1

    Thought I was on some real da vinci code shit with my own phone's calendar before realizing he was talking about his personal calendar behind him.
    I am not a detective by trade.

  • @angryfruit4994
    @angryfruit4994 2 года назад +5

    I wore (fake) leather jackets from 12-16 and it did make me feel like a badass tbh.

  • @blakeharrison3972
    @blakeharrison3972 Год назад +1

    In the south we call beanies toboggans, I know they’re technically a sled but down here I’ve always have heard them referred to as toboggans

  • @Garden0flowr
    @Garden0flowr 2 года назад +3

    Slightly related but I've always dreamed of having a shirt exactly like the one you have in this video (dark green, button up, yellow flowers on it)
    Very fashionable indeed

  • @nibraskhan7199
    @nibraskhan7199 2 года назад +6

    This dudes gonna blow up

  • @sunshinet90
    @sunshinet90 2 года назад +2

    lol i remember in 2005 all the ~cool guys~ at my high school wore polos with popped collars. nice to know he hasn't evolved since the early 00s

  • @noelvaldez96
    @noelvaldez96 2 года назад +13

    You totally called me out this video. My whole closet is black and white. 😂 I may have one blue shirt.

    • @casper6661
      @casper6661 2 года назад +1

      Same, I just have white t-shirts with designs on them

  • @dimplesd8931
    @dimplesd8931 2 года назад +2

    My 45 yr old hubby STILL wears his baseball hats backwards….😑😑😑

  • @Likeomgitznich
    @Likeomgitznich 2 года назад +2

    I’m not a fan of evil Billy Mays. If we sacrifice him do you thing we can resurrect our one true lord and savior OxiClean Daddy?

  • @JohnJames.
    @JohnJames. 2 года назад +4

    Toque=beanie skull cap= little toque

  • @shannond1511
    @shannond1511 2 года назад +4

    When you become an adult, yoy realize that wanting to be a "bad boy" is a childish concept and no real good can come from it and women definitely dont want that btw. A bad boy is just like a siren blaring "im going to make your life exponentially more difficult!"

  • @MistaZULE
    @MistaZULE 2 года назад +3

    Nice shirt man!

  • @benjaminstevens4468
    @benjaminstevens4468 2 года назад +1

    That shirt is absolutely amazing!
    I roll my beanie up just on the sides and back, so I can kick that Peter Pan/Robbin Hood look!
    Actually, it’s so I can hear my headphones.

  • @UncannilyAdroit
    @UncannilyAdroit 2 года назад +2

    The snapping into the new outfit made me wheeze 😭
    Really like the video :D

  • @665Sunshine
    @665Sunshine 2 года назад +8

    Can you do all your videos over again but in drag? You were very pretty in that photo. Unless that was secretly your sister.
    (Edited because I got flustered and wrote pretty twice)

  • @just1bandfan104
    @just1bandfan104 2 года назад +5

    This is hilarious omg

  • @willownova1
    @willownova1 2 года назад +2

    I’m a boy just not old or bad is my new motto

  • @marystone7869
    @marystone7869 Год назад

    2012-2014ish I remember was around the time my local Blockbuster was closing down. I remember this bc I got a bunch of discount DVDs… so i don’t think dvds were very popular anymore even then lol.

  • @bubblybridget56
    @bubblybridget56 2 года назад

    I feel like he’s trying to say tuque when he’s saying toboggan LMAO

  • @peachtea6514
    @peachtea6514 2 года назад +2

    you can’t just show up in that shirt and say you aren’t fashionable

  • @stingray1irwin0
    @stingray1irwin0 2 года назад +1

    I'm an Omicron male because I used to be really sick and now I'm immune to that nonsense.

  • @ghplayer9228
    @ghplayer9228 2 года назад +1

    Me and my grandfather are the only people who call them toboggans, and I always thought it was just a thing that only we did. What the fuck, why did he ruin it-

  • @gabrielmartins7642
    @gabrielmartins7642 2 года назад +1

    this tshirt of yours really suits you well.

  • @rachamanda13
    @rachamanda13 2 года назад

    the amda v neck SCREAMS Bad Boy Energy™️💪😤

  • @emmak4938
    @emmak4938 2 года назад +3

    Alpha M has been making youtube videos for years. He had a segment that wasn't "too bad" where he took viewers clothes shopping to give them some confidence and style tips. However, I hate "ladies love" style videos for men because A I don't love it when guys where a chelsea boot, idgaf B there are too many guys who watch this and think wearing certain clothes warrants attention from women and it can't possibly be their personality that women don't like.

  • @saskialolita
    @saskialolita 2 года назад +2

    Ahh I keep wanting to reach thru the screen to wipe off that dried toothpaste or w/e the white stuff is that’s crusted in the corner of ur mouth lol 🙈😝

  • @razzle8140
    @razzle8140 2 года назад +1

    I'm binging only you tonight and sharing as much as I can on Twitter. You're a new gem!

  • @xtoothpick63
    @xtoothpick63 2 года назад +9

    Just found your videos and about to watch them all, I really like your style. Also, your sense of humour and your overall personality makes you so attractive and badder than the baddest of bad boys!

  • @cicadathegod8277
    @cicadathegod8277 10 месяцев назад

    That man really called a toque a toboggan 😂

  • @Lawson4ya
    @Lawson4ya Год назад

    late but I’m a big fan of the shirt and bolo tie. Marking them down for thrifspiration. Also you look great in the tiny hat look!

  • @nonah908
    @nonah908 2 года назад +1

    I love ur content so much, glad the almighty algorithm recommended you

  • @autolycuse2554
    @autolycuse2554 2 года назад +2

    Bill Gates doesn't run Microsoft anymore. Hasn't since 2001 (I think).

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 2 года назад +1

      No he stayed as director until 2008 and left the position but is still on the board and a major shareholder. In 2001 was when they were on trial for unlawful monopolization and he was a big face for the scandal as he was apparently somewhat threatening some companies into business deals, mostly how they wouldn't sell computers if they weren't using Microsoft OS and other Microsoft property, basically cornering the market into using all Microsoft products. I also thought he had left then but after looking it up he stayed even then. It's crazy how people forgot all the shitty things Gates did now that he does a lot of philanthropy everyone shifted perceptions really fast.

    • @autolycuse2554
      @autolycuse2554 2 года назад +1

      @@phosphenevision Thanks for the clarification! Yeah, philanthropy is just a reputation laundering scheme.

  • @savannahwallace8562
    @savannahwallace8562 2 года назад +1

    I’m so glad I found your channel - you’re awesome!

  • @DEWEYtheMONKEY
    @DEWEYtheMONKEY 2 года назад +3

    Great channel, great personality brought to the content, and I gotta say; Dang, you're looking very long and lean today my friend.

  • @ponyo3922
    @ponyo3922 Год назад +1

    he definitely meant toque not toboggan lmaooo

  • @electricstrawberries-1257
    @electricstrawberries-1257 2 года назад +10

    I love your channel! Can't believe your views are so low -- you embody all of the things people love about commentary, and you're really funny, hehe

  • @jonathanmorales3949
    @jonathanmorales3949 2 года назад +1

    new favorite commentator unlocked

  • @luc_is_here
    @luc_is_here 2 года назад

    Ok fr tho, I would die for your shirt here

  • @crablessinbaltimore
    @crablessinbaltimore 2 года назад

    big wardrobe in the sky >>>

  • @ivo8312
    @ivo8312 Год назад

    im obsessed w ur shirt

  • @LostApotheosis
    @LostApotheosis 2 года назад

    Who told this man polos are sexy? That's old man golf attire.

  • @AnimeEnergy
    @AnimeEnergy 2 года назад +1

    Harry James Miller up next 🔥🔥

  • @juliettedemaso7588
    @juliettedemaso7588 2 года назад

    God how I love your shirt

  • @graceminshull2339
    @graceminshull2339 2 года назад +1

    you seem like the funnest drunk guy in the whole world

  • @abbeynickerson759
    @abbeynickerson759 2 года назад +1

    Nice bolo tie

  • @randomtinypotatocried
    @randomtinypotatocried 2 года назад +4

    Nah, that's either a beanie or a toque. And I didn't realize I was a bad boy all this time

  • @justinwatson1510
    @justinwatson1510 2 года назад +6

    Gary Vee is so embarrassing. He is uncomfortable to watch.

    • @justinwatson1510
      @justinwatson1510 2 года назад +6

      We need to stop body-shaming short men. I think he would have turned out totally differently if he didn’t feel like he had to overcompensate.

    • @direcircumstances
      @direcircumstances 2 года назад +6

      My friend, that is not Gary Vee. But I don't blame you for making that mistake, these guys all sound the same after a while.

  • @percyorsomething2641
    @percyorsomething2641 Год назад

    If you wanna be a bad boy you have to yell so much your neck turns red.

  • @zljmbo
    @zljmbo 2 года назад +6

    OK but how are you so great, funny and high quality yet only 307 subs? RUclips has some explaining to do

  • @Oli_the_Alien
    @Oli_the_Alien 2 года назад

    I need to know where you got your green shirt. I love it.

  • @tiny-dino-hands1393
    @tiny-dino-hands1393 2 года назад

    bad old boy

  • @thekneesbee
    @thekneesbee 2 года назад

    If you think about it money is just cool rocks for guys who think like this.

  • @NowIsee123
    @NowIsee123 2 года назад

    You are hilarious!

  • @chrisPbacon114
    @chrisPbacon114 2 года назад +7

    Second video of yours i watch. The guy is a meme... but I think hes selfaware and milking it so it make this video a little less funny. I hope youre not taking him too seriously because I am sure hes not taking himself seriously.

    • @falln-jedi1443
      @falln-jedi1443 2 года назад +4

      Lol, yeah, I remember I learned how tie a tie from him for prom when I was in HS like 14 years ago.... I just searched it youtube and his was one of the top videos showing it. He seemed more serious back then but I think now adays hes embraced the meme as H3h3 put it.

    • @justinwatson1510
      @justinwatson1510 2 года назад +2

      Gary Vee is a grifter, and I can’t believe there are people who don’t see through his bullshit.

  • @yramismynamenowdealwithit
    @yramismynamenowdealwithit 4 месяца назад

    I like you, Harry :)

  • @gum4978
    @gum4978 2 года назад +3

    the first shark tank judge they showed bought my lovely great grandmothers cottage & killed a woman in front of it ❤️

    • @direcircumstances
      @direcircumstances 2 года назад +2

      excuse me WHAT?

    • @gum4978
      @gum4978 2 года назад +2

      @@direcircumstances you can look it up istg…. and im not lying abt it being my families old cottage cuz that would be a very weird lie

    • @direcircumstances
      @direcircumstances 2 года назад +1

      @@gum4978 OK but what is the name of the judge you're talking about?

    • @FloraxXxFauna
      @FloraxXxFauna 2 года назад +2

      Is this about that boat crash?

  • @jack.miller3
    @jack.miller3 2 года назад +5

    i literally had to pause the video immediately to process this outfit. im typing this comment at 0:04. harry what

    • @jack.miller3
      @jack.miller3 2 года назад +4

      wait i have a new comment. if you wanna "play the field with tons of spicy senoritas" just join the atlantis georgias

    • @harryjamesmiller
      @harryjamesmiller  2 года назад +5

      i told you, i am a fashion icon

    • @emmashannon9978
      @emmashannon9978 2 года назад +3

      okay same but because i was thinking "where the fuck can i get an outfit like that"

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha 2 года назад +4

    Dressing in only black or white takes the life out of your wardrobe. You’d need a lot of presence to impress and look cool by having no resemblance of style except for a cool leather jacket. Wearing navy and dark brown at least sometimes already helps, you don’t have to leave your comfort zone. It complements your skin tone, eye and hair color, it gives some spice and stays elegant.
    Wearing just black and white isn’t inherently badass, it just means you’re either scared of changing your style or way too lazy to choose something different when buying clothes.

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 2 года назад +2

      Goths are the only ppl I know that change make an all black and white wardrobe look cool tbh

    • @j1430
      @j1430 2 года назад

      nah as a goth the all black look is beautiful and swag you just need to pick less ordinary boring pieces and learn to layer

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 2 года назад

      It's also a lot of high contrast mixing and not everyone looks good in high contrast outfits. Many people look better in gray, brown, navy, offwhite/beige rather than stark white and black. Harry definitely has the coloring to look better in less contrasted colors as he has very little contrast (light skin, light hair, light eyes = very little contrast), I'm more of a medium contrast and very cool toned so gray and navy are my preferred "neutrals".

  • @hoettega_veneta
    @hoettega_veneta 2 года назад

    Wait but… the black polo on you… i hate to admit he might’ve been right on that one in this singular and very specific case 👀

  • @BeBackWhenever
    @BeBackWhenever 2 года назад

    hi from the algorithm

  • @marystone7869
    @marystone7869 Год назад

    This guy has got to be older than me (I’m an ancient 33) anyone over like 18 shouldn’t be talking like this lol. Anyone over 18 should know better!!!

  • @apathy2673
    @apathy2673 2 года назад

    I had to watch to the end to see if you wiped the corner of your mouth. You didn't. I seriously just stared at the white there the whole video. I have no life.

  • @kahlanstewart
    @kahlanstewart 2 года назад

    Nah man, I'd sooner date harry than this fucking "alpha" guy. Just LOOK at that outfit he has on in this video!! Fucking (chef's kiss)

  • @nanabeans2949
    @nanabeans2949 2 года назад

    Wait till he finds out about sigma males.....

  • @HeyItsMeChelseyOnYouTube
    @HeyItsMeChelseyOnYouTube 2 года назад

    How tall are you? Sheeeesh such long limbs. Can’t relate.

  • @CarissaEllyn
    @CarissaEllyn 2 года назад +9

    How often do you get told that you look and sound like drew Gooden

  • @Betelgeuse-ofalltrades
    @Betelgeuse-ofalltrades 2 года назад

    I hope one day I look as good in multiple gender presentations as you

  • @--Paws--
    @--Paws-- 2 года назад

    Wait that guy has a Tik Tok now too? He is spreading like a disease...

  • @papab1esss
    @papab1esss 2 года назад +2

    your like a cute, less disgusting and woke idubbbz and i love it

  • @SophieHeflebower
    @SophieHeflebower 2 года назад

    hi very random but you look like you could be a green brother

  • @brushketo
    @brushketo Год назад

    Lord all mighty missed this adorable goblin mistaked him for Inabber and Dominic Noble . . .just 🥲 was trying to find this video ever since I first saw it remembered it as "Straights suck at Fashion" but was alpha's but again 😂 what's the difference when most are Tate fans . . .

    • @brushketo
      @brushketo Год назад

      No shade , but his cadence reminds me of Big Mouth 👄 character 🥲