Simpsons Stonecutters Initiation and Song
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- Uploaded for a University assignment. I do not own the Simpsons or anything to do with them. I was just having trouble finding a decent quality version to put into my presentation.
I just noticed that Burnes doesn't wave his cup. He's too weak. Incredible detail.
Holy shit! I never noticed that! Brilliant!!
How weak can he be he can hit a golf ball quite far
The writters for the Simpsons back in the 90s were geniuses
And then half left the show to write for Futurama and the new lead consciously took Homer's character and, thus, the whole character of Springfield into a Family Guy-esque direction and so ended the Golden Era of The Simpsons ...... RIP 😭😭😭
Conan O'Brian used to write for the show, too!
Correction they were stonecutters.😎
@@sothyvirerksin6730 yes that’s why simpsons died and futurama took over when it started same as family guy dying when American dad started.
Still are... whatcha mean were..
@AndrewWithEase11 11 what kind of mindless bs is that too say? And what did it have to do with what I said. The Simpsons is still continuing too Produce great episodes. Anything else you wanna say Robot?
I love how he actually falls 5 stories and is honest about his covering coming off and they still make him do the other hazings to initiate him.
*storeys
When there's an opportunity to give Patrick Stewart more lines, you use it, dammit.
@Joseph Bennett It's "stories" on our side of the pond, mate. Look it up.
@@ericjohnson6634 So you might be reading a second story to your child at bedtime while residing on the second story of an apartment building ... how very confusing.
Lies again? Greatest Of Them Is Real Spanish Italian
Aw, you cut short the best line.
"You have joined the sacred Order of the Stonecutters who since ancient times have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now, let's all get drunk and play ping pong!"
+timfortune9 "for tonight... we're having RIBS!"
Cracy123 Did you just assume my gender
Funny how accurate a cartoon can be.
He's already kinda heavy y'know...
@@angeleyeszarai Imy ex girlfriends family were freemasons. They loved to get drunk and play ping pong.
The leader is voiced by Patrick Stewart.
Melissa0774 you got it right!!!! he was played Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation
Also poop in the emoji movie
My how the greats fall
Also Professor X and Avery Bullock
I was wondering that immediately
Come on now... Star Trek wasn't that bad...
0:30 That's a paddlin'
suchiuomizu Commenting on the video, that's a paddlin'
That's 3 paddlin's
suchiuomizu Pointing out the time of the video where the paddlin' occurs, oooh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
Trying to join a secret society? Ooohh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
@@NerevarOfficialReal
Gay sex..
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
Being around the age of 13 when the Simpsons was in its glory days, going back now and watching the classic episodes, I get a lot of jokes I didn't get in the mid 90s
Season 6 was the peak of the simpsons
@@TwoNumbahNiens So many says that, BUT Season 8 is so good, it also has THE best character of the Simpsons in it, Hank Scorpio, only there for around 6 minutes, but damn, does he do a good job.
So is every man in Springfield a Stonecutter?
Cheese4G except Homer
cityraildude he is the chosen one. He is the leader of the stonecutters.
Cheese4G no, only the ones who are illuminati...
damn, I've said too much!
RUN! BEFORE THEY FIND US!
InfiniteMushroom neither was reverend Lovejoy. Comic Book Guy & Ned Flanders isn’t a member either.
Cuz he's "religious".
I love that the character voiced by Sir Patrick Stewart looks EXACTLY like the real person.
PATRICK STEWART!!! That's the voice of Number 1, it was driving me crazy.
+gamemaster613 Engage!
That is Sir Patrick Stewart
You'd think the role of Number One would be Jonathan Frakes instead.
No, he's the captain. Johnathan Frakes is number one.
He also plays a water bear on Family Guy
In the end, with this legendary song, the Stonecutters have indeed made (or at least kept) Steve Gutenberg a star.
"Um, I think he should have to take a different oath..." -Moe Schizlak
"Everyone takes the same oath!"
@Clyde Dane is it free?
With paddles
“Welcome to the club number 908”
Who gives the song an extra verse, with no time to rehearse? We do, we do!
Now the final ordeal....The paddling of the swollen ass!...with paddles. That line will never get old. XD
Especially delivered by Patrick Stewart.
seeing that egg drinking with the rest of them kills me every time
Orson's farm
@@ACNC1 that's probably the same egg Homer found at the beginning of the episode LoL
Another one of my favorite Simpsons episodes.
I remember everyone used to sing this at my school when the episode first aired. That was a hell of a long time ago!!
Right the good old day's 👌 😌 ☺ 😎
"And my head be plucked of all but three hairs", "i think he should have to take a different oath", Lmao...
"I think I have to do it again my blindfold came off"
"Who gives this son an extra verse
With no time to rehurse
We do
WE DO"
I like to think the Stone Cutters had each guy spontaneously think of something to say that they do and sort of took turns doing improvised solos on that part when they were singing the song, for some of it, anyway. That's why they kind of zoomed in on a different guy for most of the lines about the things they do. The things they say kind of show their individual personalities.
So Carl keeps Atlantis from The Maps and Lenny keeps Martians unser Wraps!
"Who riggs every Oscar night we do" Illuminati confirmed
I mean, the Freemasons that the Stonecutters are based off of do have the Illuminati eye (Eye of Providence) as one of their symbols and some conspiracy theorists consider the two groups linked.
Thank you for being smart.
That heart warming feeling I get whilst watching these amazing scenes.
"Now let's all get drunk and play pingpong" was left out
so there are a total of 908 stonecutters (including Homer), and there are 32 stonecutters at the table, singing and drinking, so where are the other 876 stonecutters?
Probably cutting stones
Probably actually doing the work instead of singing about it.
He said theres several chapters of stone cutters all around the world.
Plus they're probably counting from the very beginning of the order, so most of those stonecutters would have died by then.
If they're anything like the real Freemasons, then they're probably mostly older men or those who signed up for the connections, and rarely, if ever, show up for the standard meetings (or the apparent raising of a new member).
If they're as all-powerful as they say, then those 876 are probably out running the world as zfoxfire said.
I could not get this song out of my head back in the day.
What kind of secret society lets Chief Wiggum in?!
He probably blackmailed his way in
The kind of secret society that now has control over the police force.
He bought his button. Money talks, bullshit runs a marathon
I think I have to do it again..My blindfold came off XD
Say what you like about Homer but the mans got INTEGRITY!
Lyrics are still relevant in 2016. Love it.
2023 reporting in
@@RaisedBySheeps its 2022
@broheim Not anymore!
After seeing this again I just realized the line that they "split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth" is directly refuted by their song. I miss old Simpsons
Nothing is refuted. They destroy the ignorance of their new members and shine the light of knowledge and truth on themselves, for the sole benefit of their members. Everyone else is left in the dark.
@@johnnymcblaze Very true.
@@johnnymcblazeis it ethical though? Why join them and be sworn to secrecy when everything can be found within? That shouldn't be a secret.
back when the simpsons were actually funny
Back when the Simpsons knew more than we thought...
+Adam Baker when they had writers like conan obrien andd ude from better call saul and breaking bad
+Adam Baker You mean when you began to think you were a god whom all studios and artists should worship.
+Adam Baker what episode is this?
Homer the Great.
It's 2022 and the song is STILL relevant!
The illuminati
I love this song it's like a villains evil entrance or a villains drinking victory scene
I mean, the Stonecutters are based off of the Freemasons and some people consider the latter be an evil organization that controls the world or something.
This has been in my head for the past 3 weeks
I miss the old Simpsons. I never thought that the writers and Matt would ever shill out to Disney. What a shame.
i love the way patrick stewart delievers his lines as number 1
“Who gives this song an extra verse,
With no time to rehearse?
We do! We do!”
Stonecutter initiation? That’s a paddlin’.
Paddling your own canoe? U huh you'd better believe it.
It’s not predicted, it’s portrayed wake tf up 👁
This is my favorite Simpsons episode.
"Who made Steve Gutenberg a star?" Concocting bastards are the reason why Short Circuit 2 exists.
You’ve got to give a homer credit, he wanted to do the first task again only because his blindfold came off
My tiny child mind not listening to the lyrics omg
And this is why they cast him as Avery Bullock......
Also, he never gave an order as cool as "Let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!" on TNG.
Well the stonecutters put some effort in with this years oscar night
"Who control the British Crown?
"We dooooo""""
Who keeps the Back Rooms off the map,
Who keeps Async under wraps,
We do, we do 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
:48 The Paddling Of The Swollen Ass.....With Paddles. I've been looking for this classic line for years
It does explain a lot of things. Especially Steve Gutenberg.
Because it’s based off a real organization that some people believe to be behind a bunch of things.
@@capncake8837 Who.
@@alexl.4362 freemasons illuminati
@@alexl.4362 masons, just look at the name "stonecutters", a lot of inside jokes are in this episode too e.g. the oath which is taking the pl$$ out of the gruesome oath they have to swear by.
DAMN!!! The final, "We DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Makes me want to take up a sword and launch myself via catapult into the middle of a 1,400's-battlefield!! It genuinely psyches me up!!!
The Simpsons used to know how to make a musical entertaining.
this has to be the best song The Simpsons have ever made like if you agree
bradyn harris what about The Dr Zaius song?
Monorail... Monorail.... Monorail 🚝
See My Vest
The Kids vs Adults song is phenomenal, The Monorail song, and Who needs the Kwiki Mart. I also love Homer face even though nobody likes that episode. I think its fine.
Nah...
See my Vest - is the best - song that Simpsons ever made (sing in the rhythm of it)
Cut Every Corner & Maison Derriere are also better, Stonecutter's song is maybe #4...
It's funny that I haven't heard this song in years and I still know every lyric
What's the an egg doing sitting on the chair
You'd better run egg!
True Skate Why would it not be there?
This is what they do off Twitter
He has every right to be there.
Reptile Egg
"Who holds back the electric car.."
Elon should buy the Stonecutters.
Homer just got initiated and knew the song fully ...🤣🤣🤣
The leap of faith never gets old! 😆
"AAAAARGH"
"AAAAARGH"
"AAAAARGH"
"AAAAARGH"
"AAAAARGH"
I think he should have to take a different oath.
An egg is a Stonecutter at 1:56
How did I not notice that lol
Reptile Egg
Hey! its the egg council guy!
Damn, someone ready made this comment
What crazy mission is Stan Smith on now Deputy Bullock
in our face .if we do nothing who's fault is it
lol everyone you see a part of the stonecutters are the usual characters you see basically every episode. ordinary individuals who go about their lives in society but are a part of a secret group, flying under everybody's radar
Who makes the world operate the way it does? Everyday, ordinary people with their mundane actions. Lovely message, don't you think?
just imagine captain picard and close your eyes, and hes talking to Worf and its the Old Ship the Bounty
Joining the Stonecutters, that's a paddling.
ahhh. the 90s made good script and storylines back then
"Who gave Qatar the World Cup?" "We did" Stonecutters.
"Um I think he should have to take a different oath."
"Everyone takes the same oath!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Truth hidden in plain sight
"And now, the final ordeal. The paddling of the swollen ass -with paddles."
"Chao Ab Ordo."
- Creed of the Stonecutters of the Springfield Rite
As a member of a secret society, this is too accurate.
Shushhhh 🤫 shut up
Anyone count the floors breaking? Lmfao!
Sir Patrick Stewart will always be my hero.
when societies keep knowledge secret they fear losing power
It's kind of become an in joke in a couple chat rooms a frequent where I'll say "now let's all get drunk and play pool" it is truly a wonderful utility this internet thingy, far better than the other joke of "mmm grass is delicious"
drunk and play ping pong*
@@canadaclub8920 after a quick check you appear to be right
Damn Flanders
My father in law was a high ranking Mason 33 rd degree. I remember watching this and I couldn’t stop laughing. He was
Mildly amused
Hardest bars I've ever watched at 10pm on a schoolnight.
I'm tempted to join for that song alone lol 😂🤣
I love that the Egg Council mascot is there 😂
Homer:”You better run, egg!”
So a Martian and a giant egg... I never noticed how weird this episode actually was 😂
Brendan McCallion yeah apparently these guys get around a lot
Early Simpsons was a lot of drugs.
Martian should have been Roger!
LMAO the Egg Counsel was there, too!!!!
I was too young to get that this was a parody of the stonemasons when I first watched this.
Who calls hamburgers “steamed hams”? We do. We dooo
I miss comedy like this. What has happened to the creativity of tv
The Stonecutters are like The Freemasons in real life
Picked up on that, did you?
The "skull and bones" society has never been so nice!
Probably one of my favourite episodes.
Thank you , Simpsons writers , for mocking the Masonic Demons
Who gives the song an extra verse. With no time to reherse. We do. We do.
First one...."who controls the British Crown?" I mean does anyone else get the banking cartel reference?
John Rooney rothchild poles prince charles in the hest
British Crown, confirmed Illuminati 2017
Karrøll Bishøff British banking is American baking all orchestrated by the same individuals.
I always thought it was who controls the British pound?
“These guys are gonna lose” - James Woods
Falling 5 stories should have been Homer falling off a stack of 5 books
Almost all main characters from Springfield are from Stonecutters sect
Raise your hand if you sang along.
It's exactly like The Wreck of the Hesperus 😄
Who else thinks Patrick Stewart's voice sounds somewhat similar to Dan Castellaneta's voice for Sideshow Mel? Or is it just me who's noticed a resemblance?
Who holds back the electric car? Ok the Simpsons are psychics
Stonecutters = stonemasons = freemasons is what I'm getting from this considering the lyrics aha
Dats da joke
Thatsthejo.ke
Yeah Freemasons. Thanks for cluing us in
.......shuut uup.......
You catch on quick.
I always laugh at the burn on Steve Guttenberg in this song. And then I think of the song when I see him in any old film. And when I say old I mean I've only seen him in one, brief role this century. Ah, he'll always have "Short Circuit", "Three Men and a Baby" and the first "Police Academy".