The words Hitler says that sound like english

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  • @AuthorsAgony
    @AuthorsAgony 9 лет назад +17887

    How to learn english with dolfy.

  • @tomfoolery5610
    @tomfoolery5610 4 года назад +46023

    When he said "monkey" I really felt that

    • @caromawii6883
      @caromawii6883 3 года назад +499

      Sounded like bonker

    • @pkplayz7711
      @pkplayz7711 3 года назад +318

      I remember master ogwaay from kung fu panda

    • @coffeeseriez
      @coffeeseriez 3 года назад +66

      I can’t hear how he says Monkey. He more like says “Monker”

    • @touvisbao3850
      @touvisbao3850 3 года назад +75

      @@coffeeseriez Monhke, SS.general W.Monhke

    • @hampigkederian5567
      @hampigkederian5567 3 года назад +8

      I WILL SUBSCRIBE U

  • @duke7897
    @duke7897 3 года назад +6948

    Hitler when his plan fails:
    *”EPIC FAIL!”*

    • @islu4672
      @islu4672 3 года назад +77

      0:00

    • @poffusagi2658
      @poffusagi2658 3 года назад +19

      "THAT WAS EPIC FAIL!"

    • @sofresh7003
      @sofresh7003 3 года назад +12

      For failing he must be game ended

    • @I-Txmbo-I
      @I-Txmbo-I 3 года назад +9

      Yee but in english it is " that was a command " :)

    • @islu4672
      @islu4672 3 года назад +1

      @@I-Txmbo-I r/wooooooosh

  • @daniilboiko2401
    @daniilboiko2401 Год назад +1142

    "If you break your leg it's hard to cook orangutan"

  • @SGEINTRACHTSTOKKUM
    @SGEINTRACHTSTOKKUM 9 лет назад +12088

    0:07. Unakzeptabel is actually unacceptable in German.

    • @EnSayne987
      @EnSayne987 9 лет назад +995

      Moritz von Leschanz And korrupt is actually corrupt.

    • @barry4302
      @barry4302 7 лет назад +254

      And what about epicly?

    • @mr.zimbel3164
      @mr.zimbel3164 6 лет назад +53

      Barry Yu episch

    • @joen.8668
      @joen.8668 6 лет назад +90

      Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious What does San Fransisco mean?

    • @methheadredneck6715
      @methheadredneck6715 6 лет назад +16

      Daniel Sinks hallo meine komrade wier gehts

  • @Thatdude_Nik
    @Thatdude_Nik 3 года назад +22979

    Just imagine Hitler saying "Ah, monke" was the only evidence we had of him

    • @danielray9080
      @danielray9080 3 года назад +105

      its at 200 likes so I wont ruin it.

    • @freenuseful4504
      @freenuseful4504 3 года назад +231

      Lots of things would change... Lots of things.........

    • @TheKillah98
      @TheKillah98 3 года назад +48

      @@danielray9080 its at284 likes! you can like it now :D

    • @callsignvapor07
      @callsignvapor07 3 года назад +26

      I’m the 420th like.

    • @augustdenger8231
      @augustdenger8231 3 года назад +52

      Well that was said in reference to SS-Brigadeführer und Generalmajor der Waffen-SS Wilhelm Mohnke who commanded Kampfgruppe Mohnke during the Battle of Berlin. I think that just makes it funnier tbh

  • @folox275
    @folox275 3 года назад +2195

    people in 2014: Epic Fail lol
    pople in 2021: Ah, Monke

    • @irenetuazon8079
      @irenetuazon8079 3 года назад +6

      Finally a place to hide from the monke

    • @ocpopsmoke
      @ocpopsmoke 3 года назад +3

      that meme will be ded in the next few months

    • @wn6694
      @wn6694 3 года назад +4

      Nice profile pic

    • @polanski2399
      @polanski2399 3 года назад +19

      @@ocpopsmoke no, monke is forever. Leave humanity, return to monke

    • @miainsauga813
      @miainsauga813 3 года назад +1

      Yo straight up ahahah

  • @MrLambert755
    @MrLambert755 2 года назад +833

    0:04 This is so underrated

  • @Legionaer666
    @Legionaer666 7 лет назад +6506

    You forgot: "Mommy!"

    • @DMSVerse24
      @DMSVerse24 6 лет назад +91

      That's Himmler backwards.

    • @PhysiologyShark
      @PhysiologyShark 5 лет назад +60

      That's reversed "Himmler"

    • @bluedoorhandle715
      @bluedoorhandle715 4 года назад +23

      Relmmih!

    • @Brainjarmen
      @Brainjarmen 4 года назад +11

      Nah that’s just Von kaiser saying mommy

    • @randomguy8647
      @randomguy8647 4 года назад +7

      268 likes and i liked your comment. Now you have 269 likes. Nice

  • @dodo2829
    @dodo2829 2 года назад +6336

    Monke: "You helped me why"
    Hitler: "Ahh, Monke..."

    • @zacklp3844
      @zacklp3844 2 года назад +137

      "There are no accidents"
      -Hitler, probably

    • @QWuad
      @QWuad 2 года назад +16

      Gen z

    • @qmt1610
      @qmt1610 2 года назад +57

      "My time has come" - Hitler in the bunker holding a gun.

    • @Suzuha_Amane
      @Suzuha_Amane 2 года назад +28

      "Now I live in the spiritual realm and I like it here" - Hitler sitting on a tree

    • @qmt1610
      @qmt1610 2 года назад +12

      @@Suzuha_Amane "I wouldn't expect Hitler to be an enlightened one who united Yin and Yang but ok" - Definitely dragon warrior

  • @AzoMaxim42
    @AzoMaxim42 9 лет назад +3166

    The words Krebs says that sound like english: Fish, France.

    • @EnSayne987
      @EnSayne987 9 лет назад +31

      Westernbird Is "France" at the end of the sentence after the one with fish? I think I remember that.
      Also, funny thing about the fish one is that the real sound he was making was "fähig", part of the word "bewegungsunfähig (unable to move)", but how fast he said it and his accent made it sound like fish.

    • @PaulStompbox
      @PaulStompbox 9 лет назад +21

      +Westernbird Don't forget " The Minecraft" which he says after he says fish.

    • @SchnookumsTheNightFury
      @SchnookumsTheNightFury 8 лет назад +9

      "France" is called "Frankreich" in German, so he didn't say France.

    • @PaulStompbox
      @PaulStompbox 8 лет назад +6

      Schnookums the Cunning Fox
      it's called a mondegreen, not an actual translation.

    • @MrImastinker
      @MrImastinker 7 лет назад +9

      FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH

  • @randomizerofficial17
    @randomizerofficial17 Год назад +218

    0:07 " *m o n k e* "

  • @junker8916
    @junker8916 8 лет назад +13201

    San Francisco lol

    • @masontang871
      @masontang871 8 лет назад +258

      he want bomb san francisco

    • @FunkyTwoCats
      @FunkyTwoCats 8 лет назад +50

      +Mason Tang He wanted to bomb*

    • @infamousfilms7613
      @infamousfilms7613 8 лет назад +104

      What does he really say in German??

    • @andreimurineanu4773
      @andreimurineanu4773 8 лет назад +83

      after conquering london he wantet to attack east coast (New York).

    • @Vesporeon
      @Vesporeon 6 лет назад +96

      Infamous Films It's a very subtle reference to a plan the Japanese had called "Operation Cherry Blossoms at Night" in which they would launch a payload containing deadly diseases that ravage the West Coast of the U.S. it never happened because we dropped the bomb and ended the war. He probably heard some information about it from the Japanese themselves

  • @kevinplayz7965
    @kevinplayz7965 2 года назад +1986

    Hitler : **Lost the war**
    Also Hitler : Epic Fail!

  • @connor-cx5wc
    @connor-cx5wc 4 года назад +44970

    "Mmm, monke"
    - Adolf Hitler, 1942

    • @alextem8445
      @alextem8445 3 года назад +68

      @:-u k smartass it doesn't need to be perfect

    • @PhysiologyShark
      @PhysiologyShark 3 года назад +156

      @:-u 15 days before Hitler's death, am I right?

    • @brwhizz3060
      @brwhizz3060 3 года назад +254

      @@alextem8445 It does though, when we’re talking about a scene set days before Hitler’s death (which was in 1945).

    • @russianfirepower5338
      @russianfirepower5338 3 года назад +153

      AlexTEM 3 years is a big difference, in 1942 hitler was basically on Soviet territory advancing even further, whilst in these scenes it’s his final days before Berlin gets completely captured. He’s not being a smartass, it’s basic history that everyone should know.

    • @Epicicness
      @Epicicness 3 года назад +8

      Its 3052 morons

  • @krychur4956
    @krychur4956 Год назад +137

    0:11 US politicians

    • @MISCHIEFISMID
      @MISCHIEFISMID 5 месяцев назад +3

      Bro think he deep

    • @batubleau
      @batubleau 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm pretty sure it's everyone who joins politics, even if they started off good.

  • @FishStix2077
    @FishStix2077 4 года назад +4693

    Germany: defeated by Soviets
    Hitler: EPIC FAIL

    • @PhysiologyShark
      @PhysiologyShark 3 года назад +87

      0:09

    • @thewordofjesus6085
      @thewordofjesus6085 3 года назад +23

      John 3:36 whoever believes in his son will not only be perish but have eternal life. Those who disobeys wont see life. Jesus Christ is the way to eternal life and heaven! And whoever believes in him shall be saved! We have fallen short of the glory of God and that the wages of sin is death but the gift from GOD IS ETERNAL LIFE THROUGH JESUS CHRIST THE TRUE LORD! The bible says in John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. Jesus Christ is returning to Judge the living and the dead and whoever believes in him will be save.

    • @aswd28
      @aswd28 3 года назад +19

      HE GOT REKT

    • @shamsulzainudin1872
      @shamsulzainudin1872 3 года назад +5

      @@aswd28 hey Stalin didn't expect you to be here

    • @Breach-Clear
      @Breach-Clear 3 года назад +5

      @@shamsulzainudin1872 did expect him either

  • @freebooterluckless
    @freebooterluckless 4 года назад +1885

    “Is this actually Hitler?”
    Yes yes it is Hitler in 4K....

  • @recessionto5537
    @recessionto5537 3 года назад +8897

    As a German speaker
    This is absolutely hillarious

    • @NikiAesthette
      @NikiAesthette 3 года назад +201

      @Mauricio Pittavino Yea, obviously.

    • @NikiAesthette
      @NikiAesthette 3 года назад +295

      @Mauricio Pittavino Speaking German doesn't necessarily mean you're German. It could just mean they speak German.

    • @benarendt2240
      @benarendt2240 3 года назад +111

      @Mauricio Pittavino why wouldn’t we?

    • @benarendt2240
      @benarendt2240 3 года назад +243

      @Mauricio Pittavino thats bs as long as you don’t praise swastikas or deny the Holocaust it’s not different than in most other countries

    • @marie0959
      @marie0959 3 года назад +15

      Raisa K. Z. im german hehe

  • @hasbulla_slave
    @hasbulla_slave 2 года назад +437

    As a German
    I have no words I’m just laughing rn 💀💀

    • @idisplaypace2411
      @idisplaypace2411 2 года назад +11

      What does epic mean in German?

    • @hasbulla_slave
      @hasbulla_slave 2 года назад +18

      @@idisplaypace2411 that was a command 😂

    • @hasbulla_slave
      @hasbulla_slave 2 года назад +10

      The meaning is “that was the command”

    • @OperationNova
      @OperationNova Год назад

      ​@goodoldnazi🤡

    • @iWillWakeYouUp
      @iWillWakeYouUp 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@idisplaypace2411 I think in that scene he says the word "unerbittlich", but this video only shows the "-erbittlich" part of the word. It means relentless/merciless.

  • @delusivevon7699
    @delusivevon7699 3 года назад +4244

    "Epicly crappy"
    Hitler predicted Jake Paul career

    • @rozix8826
      @rozix8826 3 года назад +76

      "Epic fail" would be more appropriate

    • @onelink1510
      @onelink1510 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Ty3Qak33jUY/видео.html

    • @izackflores4193
      @izackflores4193 3 года назад +24

      Corrupt Imbecile

    • @Mohammed-db3hy
      @Mohammed-db3hy 3 года назад +3

      Bro that’s mad he actually did

    • @XxMKxD
      @XxMKxD 3 года назад +1

      669 likes

  • @cordoin184
    @cordoin184 2 года назад +1803

    General: "We lost this battle sir"
    Hitler: "Ah monke"

  • @Imnotsmg4bob
    @Imnotsmg4bob 3 года назад +1435

    *Hitler: "Ah, Monker."*
    Me: "He a evil and a little confused but he got the spirit."

  • @selectbatonocph178
    @selectbatonocph178 Год назад +78

    0:06 me in my ADHD moments

  • @Ajay-dy3xw
    @Ajay-dy3xw 3 года назад +2142

    "Ah, pogger"
    -Adolf Hitler, 1945 colorized version

  • @harukatakahashi8822
    @harukatakahashi8822 9 лет назад +3528

    0:08 sounds like he said "Bunker"?

    • @harukatakahashi8822
      @harukatakahashi8822 8 лет назад +11

      Badum Tss really?

    • @iLJailbreak
      @iLJailbreak 8 лет назад +105

      +Haruka Takahashi He said "Mohnke" referring to Willhelm Mohnke.

    • @xxxoof_lordxxx2655
      @xxxoof_lordxxx2655 8 лет назад +21

      +Haruka Takahashi He says "Mohnke"

    • @asianlifter
      @asianlifter 4 года назад +8

      The One who Doubts the Plan Specifically an SS General, holding the rank of Brigadeführer

    • @Yumiesthetic
      @Yumiesthetic 4 года назад +7

      he said bonkers

  • @GranukeGamingProductions
    @GranukeGamingProductions 4 года назад +942

    0:06 "You saved me, why?"

    • @jaywardhanraghu4822
      @jaywardhanraghu4822 3 года назад +19

      ~ Master Oogway
      🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

    • @endpace
      @endpace 3 года назад +17

      @@jaywardhanraghu4822 there are no accidents

    • @GAMENERD34
      @GAMENERD34 3 года назад +6

      Oogway

    • @Solirhaps
      @Solirhaps 3 года назад +1

      Oogay

    • @elliotstacey1393
      @elliotstacey1393 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0GqIBIiv4q0/видео.html

  • @Milychee
    @Milychee 2 года назад +65

    Cola?
    *G I V E M E T H E C O L A*

  • @lucaangeli764
    @lucaangeli764 3 года назад +459

    "Ah... Monke"
    Adolf Hitler and Master Oogway

  • @user-of4se4db6i
    @user-of4se4db6i 3 года назад +2949

    0:06 “Ah, Monke”

    • @darkpicture3
      @darkpicture3 3 года назад +18

      LOLLL

    • @sineparadox98
      @sineparadox98 3 года назад +7

      This deserves more likes than any other.

    • @whoeveneatsbreakfast
      @whoeveneatsbreakfast 3 года назад +13

      @@sineparadox98 it’s someone posting a time stamp and repeating exactly what the subtitle says ??

    • @sineparadox98
      @sineparadox98 3 года назад +7

      @@whoeveneatsbreakfast yep and that's exactly why this is pretty good

    • @profilename244
      @profilename244 3 года назад +1

      Reply to Comment by MeepyStudios

  • @frst.4633
    @frst.4633 3 года назад +357

    "San Francisco"
    -Hitler 1942

  • @Jayingeefan1534
    @Jayingeefan1534 2 года назад +12

    0:06 master oogway be like

  • @eren-mikasayeager7236
    @eren-mikasayeager7236 4 года назад +2967

    0:04 Are y’all deaf? He said “Cola, give me some of your cola”
    0:05 “FART” (in british accent)

    • @martinez8034
      @martinez8034 3 года назад +19

      cola means butt

    • @Therealfredbear
      @Therealfredbear 3 года назад +9

      Fuck

    • @BaxterDaTrashball
      @BaxterDaTrashball 3 года назад +14

      I heard "Cola, binge me a cola"

    • @Big_mic11
      @Big_mic11 3 года назад +8

      Fart 😳💨

    • @martinez8034
      @martinez8034 3 года назад +3

      if you translate that to English it would say "Butt? give me some butt" or " Tail? give me some tail"

  • @dorian4426
    @dorian4426 3 года назад +2576

    The part where he said"Fuck!" sounded more like "Fart!".

    • @user-ph9hi2dv5i
      @user-ph9hi2dv5i 3 года назад +6

      Hahhahhahahhahaha ok 3yr old

    • @dorian4426
      @dorian4426 3 года назад +84

      @@user-ph9hi2dv5i Apparently all the other 46 people who agree with me are also 3 year olds. What a coincidence eh?

    • @russelthebastard
      @russelthebastard 3 года назад +48

      @@user-ph9hi2dv5i bro he is just describing the pronunciation

    • @hezmo940
      @hezmo940 3 года назад +5

      Fuck is more funny

    • @dorian4426
      @dorian4426 3 года назад +22

      @@hezmo940 No it isn't. It just sounds more casual since people don't really use the word "fart" anymore.

  • @vds4327
    @vds4327 3 года назад +1352

    "Cola!Give me the Cola"
    I'm fuckin dead

    • @BrayShearer
      @BrayShearer 3 года назад +16

      what about the pola

    • @user-cj1mb8fy8b
      @user-cj1mb8fy8b 3 года назад +18

      He actually said Geben sie mir Cola which means give me cola

    • @darnellmty7435
      @darnellmty7435 3 года назад +9

      He actually said it

    • @user-cj1mb8fy8b
      @user-cj1mb8fy8b 3 года назад +2

      @@darnellmty7435 yes

    • @theriflemaan
      @theriflemaan 3 года назад +27

      @@user-cj1mb8fy8b No, he said "Geben Sie mir Koller" Koller is the name of the guy he wants to speak to on the phone

  • @nsfgd
    @nsfgd 2 года назад +25

    Why this is still on my recommendations? It's been like 7 years

  • @botodin6979
    @botodin6979 3 года назад +732

    "You saved me! Why?"
    Master Oogway: 0:06

  • @JohnMarston-bg1yh
    @JohnMarston-bg1yh 3 года назад +10946

    Boomer humor: I hate my wife
    Millennial humor: I hate my life
    Gen Z humor: Ah, Monke

    • @usa5893
      @usa5893 2 года назад +82

      Underrated

    • @tomasrex-km6jb
      @tomasrex-km6jb 2 года назад +33

      @@usa5893 OMFG YOU ARE FROM AMERICA?!1!! ¡¿AMERICA IS NOT THE NAME OF THAT COUNTRY?!¡!¿!?

    • @usa5893
      @usa5893 2 года назад +69

      @@tomasrex-km6jb people call it “America” so I guess it kinda stuck around, and my names not just “America” it’s “United States of America”

    • @Blueluise
      @Blueluise 2 года назад +4

      Hama Hummer hammer, ....€

    • @tomasrex-km6jb
      @tomasrex-km6jb 2 года назад +5

      @@usa5893 ok, then you are american or u from USA?

  • @enraikow6109
    @enraikow6109 2 года назад +231

    "I promise i won't get political"
    3 drinks later:

    • @systemmatteroverdrive
      @systemmatteroverdrive 2 года назад +13

      "I promise i wont get political
      3 drinks later
      "ah....monke"

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 2 года назад

      "i promise i wont get political"
      3 drinks later
      friend:someone manage to slip some drugs in the country
      me:Aepic Faeile

  • @IndraHakimi12
    @IndraHakimi12 2 года назад +17

    0:11 *literally Hitler*

    • @fallanor3
      @fallanor3 12 часов назад

      How was he corrupt? He was probably one of the most dedicated ones out there.

  • @beanburrito8281
    @beanburrito8281 3 года назад +234

    "Corrupt Imbecile" sounded like a Black Ops zombie.

  • @fadeseven78
    @fadeseven78 3 года назад +592

    Hilter: one of the most dangerous person in the world
    Also Hitler: "Ah... Monke"

    • @goblinoide
      @goblinoide 3 года назад +3

      wtf is "most fearest"

    • @fadeseven78
      @fadeseven78 3 года назад

      @@goblinoide i felt stupid when typing that comment

    • @fadeseven78
      @fadeseven78 3 года назад +1

      @@goblinoide _i changed it_

    • @mishasoccer
      @mishasoccer 3 года назад

      Hehehe

    • @Meme-pv7tn
      @Meme-pv7tn 3 года назад

      He just refer to zeke

  • @mike.mentzer_enjoyer
    @mike.mentzer_enjoyer 4 года назад +454

    "Cola, give me Cola"
    Is my favorite lol

    • @risingdarkness
      @risingdarkness 4 года назад +6

      Thats actually what he said. Literally. ( not so sure if he did say cola cuz if he did it would be weird but everything else was spot on)

    • @magzelyify
      @magzelyify 4 года назад +15

      0:04

    • @phoenix5948
      @phoenix5948 4 года назад +5

      0:09

    • @a.b461
      @a.b461 3 года назад +3

      This is even the translation of what he said

    • @dulce4678
      @dulce4678 3 года назад +2

      Me too

  • @sungho371
    @sungho371 4 месяца назад +13

    IF YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS, ITS HARD TO COOK ORANGATAN

  • @Manicminermo
    @Manicminermo 3 года назад +1005

    0:08 damn... that's... deep... like really deep... I just- I can't- It's- I- _Monkey_

  • @akilotus
    @akilotus 7 лет назад +1247

    "San Francisco" and "unacceptable" were exactly what Hitler meant to say :D

  • @notverypog
    @notverypog 2 года назад +2815

    Hitler: "Ah, monke"
    Monke: "Ah, hitler"

    • @capybaraville
      @capybaraville 2 года назад +236

      ah: "hitler, monke"

    • @Gamingguys-cj9eu
      @Gamingguys-cj9eu 2 года назад +17

      DEZZZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZZ

    • @CatsAreKindaCool
      @CatsAreKindaCool 2 года назад +8

      @@Gamingguys-cj9eu😵

    • @gyaruxoxo
      @gyaruxoxo 2 года назад +12

      @@Gamingguys-cj9eu oh

    • @mr.easynoob8387
      @mr.easynoob8387 2 года назад +17

      MY GOD I AM CRACING UP MORE THAN THE CRUST OF THE EARTH DURING AN EARTHQUAKE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THIS YOU HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR

  • @WWNbroadcasts
    @WWNbroadcasts 3 месяца назад +3

    “Wankstain” is a inspirational quote for sure so much emotion in a word

  • @vantablacc3264
    @vantablacc3264 4 года назад +5549

    "You saved me. Why?"
    Hitler: 0:07

  • @PaulStompbox
    @PaulStompbox 9 лет назад +560

    What about when Fegelein sounded like he said "Playstation"?

    • @NobleHunter
      @NobleHunter 5 лет назад +35

      I'm late.
      But the video says : The words that "Hitler said" and sounds in English.

    • @-Smufus
      @-Smufus 4 года назад

      playstation trash

    • @offline78
      @offline78 4 года назад +3

      @@-Smufus
      *Y o u h a v e s t a r t e d W W 3 a n d n o w y o u a r e t h e m o s t h a t e d o n e*

    • @starbuckoof5219
      @starbuckoof5219 4 года назад +1

      @@-Smufus forza you are xbox fan boys shut up you trash ps4 has 1080p xbox has only 720p

    • @starbuckoof5219
      @starbuckoof5219 4 года назад +1

      @@-Smufus congratulations you got 100 dislike in your comment youtube didn't show dislike comments

  • @Mrgetnogirlz
    @Mrgetnogirlz 3 года назад +431

    "Wankstain"
    That got me

    • @mar9357
      @mar9357 3 года назад +3

      I don't get it

    • @Mrgetnogirlz
      @Mrgetnogirlz 3 года назад +28

      @@mar9357 maybe your alittle to young to be here

    • @freenuseful4504
      @freenuseful4504 3 года назад +3

      I missed that

    • @23simmon
      @23simmon 3 года назад +6

      "Wankstain.."
      That sounds dirty. 😂😂

    • @Mrgetnogirlz
      @Mrgetnogirlz 3 года назад +11

      Well they are all over the NUT HUT

  • @Weird_Haku888
    @Weird_Haku888 9 месяцев назад +4

    why does he sound adorable?

  • @PhilipNikola
    @PhilipNikola 4 года назад +140

    0:06 He really pulled that master oogway

  • @floooooo
    @floooooo 3 года назад +1359

    being a native german speaker, i laughed my ass off. i just love these videos.

    • @snegik
      @snegik 2 года назад +17

      Yes I see your name Florian a lot in German textbooks
      I learn German

    • @juliannolastname2442
      @juliannolastname2442 2 года назад +14

      What’s he saying throughout? Like when he says monkey, is it actually monkey? I haven’t watched the movie btw

    • @maelstrom2578
      @maelstrom2578 2 года назад +30

      @@juliannolastname2442
      Fu*k - What
      Fail - Order (it seems to be an older word that doesn't mean the same anymore)
      Crappy - Loyalty (referring to Himler's betrayal)
      Epically - Betray me
      San Fransisco - It's only half of the word and I can't find the other half to figure it out.
      Wankstain - Couldn't find it, it sounds like a reference to "Weapons" or "bank/money", but it sounds most similar to the German word for understood.
      (Edit) I just figured out "Wankstain" it sounds like: Von (by) Stain (which is probably referring to Stalin, because if you take the other times he's said "Stalin" it sounds VERY similar.)
      Cola? Give me the Cola - dunno
      Ah, Monke - Referring to a commander called "Mohnke"
      Unacceptable - I can't figure it out, be to be completely honest.
      Corrupt Imbecile - Corrupt Bastard (talking about Goring)
      I do speak German, and some of the words sound familiar, for example: "unacceptable" and "San Fransisco", but I can't figure it out, however, I will continue to investigate, because I am now curious, and I will respond again if I find anymore answers.

    • @floooooo
      @floooooo 2 года назад +18

      ​@@juliannolastname2442 hmm let me try :D
      -unerbittlich - relentless (without the "uner" part)
      -umkrempeln - turn upside down (without "um" part)
      -san francisco - i would have to re-watch that part :D
      -an die wand stellen - to line someone up against the wall (to get them shot) - only "wand stellen" (man i'll never say those words normally anymore (well, not that i would ever say that haha))
      -general Karl Koller - sounds like Cola
      -SOFORT! - immediately (fort - omg yeah fart haha)
      -general Mohnke - hahahahaha
      -unakzeptabel - unacceptable (that one is 100% correct, it means unacceptable, sounds alike in german and english)
      -unerbittlich, Befehl - the "erbit" part of unerbittlich plus "FEHL!!!" of befehl (befehl means order)
      -korrupt, immer schon - corrupt, (he) has always been! (now i can not say immer schon anymore without laughing haha)
      i love such language related "jokes". i remember there is an english song but (almost) every german speaker can clearly hear one german sentence meaning "you have to order drunk". original in english is "it must have been something you said" - the german sentence most german speakers hear "du musst besoffen bestellen". but once you know the english sentence it doesn't work anymore :(
      btw wow, 310 likes? might not seem a lot but for a random human being wandering around the internet, this feels like quite something...
      happy 2022 everyone.

    • @maelstrom2578
      @maelstrom2578 2 года назад +3

      @@floooooo Happy 2022

  • @MexChico22
    @MexChico22 4 года назад +4495

    0:07 Hitler when he sees a black guy

    • @epistimonkapetanios
      @epistimonkapetanios 3 года назад +21

      @Officer Thomas The Nazicat [OTTNC] lol

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 3 года назад +16

      lmao

    • @thekovceg9055
      @thekovceg9055 3 года назад +20

      @Officer Thomas The Nazi Cat [OTTNC Walter Gang] No, no even better:
      ruclips.net/video/fC7oUOUEEi4/видео.html

    • @imnottheimposter6420
      @imnottheimposter6420 3 года назад +44

      @@thekovceg9055 I've memorised the link. Can't fool me.

    • @TheDeathChamber10
      @TheDeathChamber10 3 года назад +18

      @@thekovceg9055 shut up with that link

  • @WarThunderAddictM22
    @WarThunderAddictM22 2 года назад +89

    “Ah. Monke.” -Adolf Hitlers best words spoken.

  • @achieveunlocker6999
    @achieveunlocker6999 4 года назад +349

    Monkey: Yo- You Saved Me, But Why?
    Master Oogway: 0:06

  • @dr.mysterios7021
    @dr.mysterios7021 3 года назад +336

    This got recommended to all of us.

  • @icantthinkofgoodchannelnam5907
    @icantthinkofgoodchannelnam5907 3 года назад +733

    R.I.P Bruno Ganz provided probably the best acted hitler role I've ever seen

    • @user-pn2es9ne2j
      @user-pn2es9ne2j 3 года назад +27

      He died? That’s even worse

    • @icantthinkofgoodchannelnam5907
      @icantthinkofgoodchannelnam5907 3 года назад +22

      @@user-pn2es9ne2j ya unfortunately he died a bit ago 😣

    • @firasqahtani4150
      @firasqahtani4150 3 года назад +20

      @@user-pn2es9ne2j yeah like a year or even shorter than that.

    • @vapor_829
      @vapor_829 3 года назад +18

      @@user-pn2es9ne2j Yep, Bruno Ganz died on 16th February 2019 at his home due to intestinal cancer.

    • @firasqahtani4150
      @firasqahtani4150 3 года назад +19

      @@vapor_829 oh jesus idk its been almost three years. Time does run so fast

  • @NotASpyFr
    @NotASpyFr 3 месяца назад +3

    0:05
    the way he jus said "FACK"

  • @UncoordinatedPixie
    @UncoordinatedPixie 8 лет назад +805

    Poor old man.

  • @tlam3028
    @tlam3028 4 года назад +2527

    Monkey: You saved me... why?
    Master Oogway: 0:06

    • @nots1mple306
      @nots1mple306 4 года назад +18

      Stolen

    • @tlam3028
      @tlam3028 4 года назад +79

      NOT s1mple I have journeyed across the deserts of Africa, the ravenous mountains of the Himalayas, the dense jungles of South America, and the wild frontier of the Antarctican ice caps. Yet in my great and long journey I have not yet been able to find a single fuck to give about anything you have to say.

    • @arief_9080
      @arief_9080 4 года назад +12

      Wow very OrIgInAl youre so qUIrkY and fUnnY

    • @myirlname
      @myirlname 4 года назад +8

      @@tlam3028 wOoAh SucH a BURN
      R\muRdErEdbyWOrds

    • @nots1mple306
      @nots1mple306 4 года назад +12

      @@tlam3028 Someone asked about your opinion?

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 2 года назад +805

    I choked on my food for a good 15 seconds when I heard him say "monke" I am not kidding my humor is gone please help me

  • @aregashgedafie8533
    @aregashgedafie8533 9 месяцев назад +12

    The way he said "unacceptable" got me there😂

  • @Noorboomboomshakalakaboom
    @Noorboomboomshakalakaboom 3 года назад +2231

    Hitler: Ahh monke
    Me: Maybe he wasn't so bad after all.

    • @daniilfilms
      @daniilfilms 3 года назад +61

      Ahh monke the secret word for death

    • @carlwheezer1282
      @carlwheezer1282 3 года назад +39

      Hold up

    • @AveChristusRex..
      @AveChristusRex.. 3 года назад +39

      @@daniilfilms the secret word of the concentration camps

    • @wawa-vh7zt
      @wawa-vh7zt 3 года назад +9

      him saying ahh monke doesnt make him any better :/

    • @Noorboomboomshakalakaboom
      @Noorboomboomshakalakaboom 3 года назад +51

      @@wawa-vh7zt Yes I very much so understand that. I was just using this as a joke, for the sake of comedy, y'know?

  • @Idris_7
    @Idris_7 3 года назад +127

    Hitler when Germany lost ww2
    "EPIC FAIL"

  • @nyckoluz
    @nyckoluz 3 года назад +1752

    When he said Cola gimme some Cola, it sounds the most accurate.
    Edit: Thank you guys so much for the likes. Let's get to 5k by 2023!

    • @elhankxd9730
      @elhankxd9730 2 года назад +3

      No calla ñññññ

    • @SupraFinaleGD
      @SupraFinaleGD 2 года назад +7

      Not even f***?

    • @froznfire9531
      @froznfire9531 2 года назад +7

      It doesnt nearly sound the same if u can understand german...

    • @geileschnecke3912
      @geileschnecke3912 2 года назад +15

      @@froznfire9531 its cola geben sie mir cola

    • @jaydenhe7412
      @jaydenhe7412 2 года назад +4

      Wrong the most accurate is ah,mokey

  • @Coloradoball_gooberia
    @Coloradoball_gooberia 3 месяца назад +3

    WHEN YOU BREAK A LEG ITS HARD TO COOK ORANGUTAN

  • @giallotriplostrato
    @giallotriplostrato 3 года назад +175

    "It's hard to cook Orangutan!"
    "They stole the air!"
    "They are sexy"

    • @joedewitwomey9627
      @joedewitwomey9627 3 года назад +7

      Excuse me bro? 😂

    • @asifishan1221
      @asifishan1221 3 года назад +2

      Wut?

    • @joedewitwomey9627
      @joedewitwomey9627 3 года назад +2

      @LazerTheLazer giant 50 ft onion rings, nuclear weasels and Lebanese sea cucumbers? EGGhands 67272 ? Bro!

    • @gavindorney5730
      @gavindorney5730 3 года назад +4

      Lmao ik where u got "they stole the air from", he said "sie ist ohne ehre" which means something like "they have no honour"

    • @giallotriplostrato
      @giallotriplostrato 3 года назад +1

      @@gavindorney5730 thanks it's very informative.

  • @mumkeymaan4600
    @mumkeymaan4600 2 года назад +538

    "corrupt imbecile" actually describes Hermann Goering perfectly

  • @wanderer8200
    @wanderer8200 3 года назад +454

    "Epically Crappy" sounds like something Gordon ramsay would say while reviewing food on kitchen Nightmares

  • @jebuschristler9848
    @jebuschristler9848 3 года назад +437

    "Ah, monke"
    Hitler is a Redditor

  • @ithurtswhenipee4526
    @ithurtswhenipee4526 3 года назад +151

    This is just a trailer for WWIII: Return of mönkē

  • @postaldude8785
    @postaldude8785 9 лет назад +226

    Goebbels: Giggety.

  • @bccjentertainment2936
    @bccjentertainment2936 6 месяцев назад +6

    You forgot, “If you break your legs, it’s hard to cook orangutan!”

  • @BallMuncher555
    @BallMuncher555 4 года назад +377

    I can speak German but I cannot understand a single word Hitler says because he says it so harshly.

    • @jaundicehinch
      @jaundicehinch 4 года назад +26

      ᵃˡˢᵒ ʷᵉⁱˢˢᵗ ᵈᵘ ⁿⁱᶜʰᵗ ᵈᵉᵘᵗˢᶜʰ

    • @BallMuncher555
      @BallMuncher555 4 года назад

      24 subscribers and no videos! Nein ich kan Deutsch sprechen

    • @BallMuncher555
      @BallMuncher555 4 года назад +2

      24 subscribers and no videos! Ich been aber night so gut

    • @justpara667
      @justpara667 3 года назад

      Verstehe ich auch nicht lol

    • @gfg_damalsnoch
      @gfg_damalsnoch 3 года назад

      Apetit

  • @rapstar3565
    @rapstar3565 3 года назад +115

    Hitler: “San Francisco” Everyone: “omg it seemed like he said san francisco”

    • @teamcosmo
      @teamcosmo 2 года назад +1

      Did he actually tho? Conspiracy 3AM lol jk memes gen z humor memes hahahaha

    • @brapa1190
      @brapa1190 2 года назад +4

      It's not even an English word 😂

    • @highviewbarbell
      @highviewbarbell 2 года назад +1

      @@brapa1190 discovered by the germans, in 1904, they named it san fransisco which of course in german means "a manatee's prolapse"

    • @vincefromdowntown1622
      @vincefromdowntown1622 2 года назад

      @@highviewbarbell ?

    • @highviewbarbell
      @highviewbarbell 2 года назад

      @@vincefromdowntown1622 it's a variation on a quote from anchorman altered to fit this purpose, sorry that's very esoteric lmaooo

  • @hurpdurp3669
    @hurpdurp3669 2 года назад +315

    Meanwhile, while learning about Hitler in history class:
    Me: **whispers "ah, Monke" to myself**

    • @D_egi
      @D_egi 2 года назад +3

      Year 7 Roadmen: *FAM YOU RACIST YE?*

  • @Kubametrostroi
    @Kubametrostroi 9 месяцев назад +2

    if you break your legs its hard to cook orangutan

  • @Kodnite
    @Kodnite 4 года назад +1103

    0:05 - It sounds more like "fart"

    • @BossyScarface
      @BossyScarface 4 года назад +12

      It does

    • @Kaine-ub5lf
      @Kaine-ub5lf 4 года назад +4

      Hahah I can't stop laughing

    • @defectedclone6649
      @defectedclone6649 4 года назад +2

      Fuact is a mix of fart and fuck

    • @tuzki8631
      @tuzki8631 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @sds3558
      @sds3558 4 года назад +4

      i think he is saying "WAT", an informal term for "WAS", meaning "what",

  • @Bakamoli
    @Bakamoli 4 года назад +71

    RUclips: Let’s recommend this 6 years later.

    • @martinez8034
      @martinez8034 3 года назад

      I know is weird and also they recommend this to me ruclips.net/video/7NBd6liTl74/видео.html

  • @vedantbhatt470
    @vedantbhatt470 3 года назад +205

    Hitler: *Speaks English words fluently*
    British: Are you sure he is German?

  • @azex8257
    @azex8257 5 месяцев назад +1

    Nothing can beat "If you break your legs, it's hard to cook orangutan!".

  • @tylerwyzard3134
    @tylerwyzard3134 3 года назад +382

    Why tf was this in my recommended😂

  • @TieganJ-666
    @TieganJ-666 4 года назад +376

    When he says Monkey it sounds like he's saying Bunker in a really deep American accent

    • @AppleRick
      @AppleRick 4 года назад +13

      Its actually referred to general Monhke or something idk. I just saw from a comment

    • @KaziKami
      @KaziKami 2 года назад +1

      @@AppleRick "uh acktualy its referring to the general called mohnke" -🤓
      Thats you rn

    • @AppleRick
      @AppleRick 2 года назад +7

      @@KaziKami ok, so?

    • @AppleRick
      @AppleRick 2 года назад

      Dang, man's so mad/afraid that he stopped commenting lol

    • @KaziKami
      @KaziKami 2 года назад

      @𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛 hypothetically get some hoes

  • @nyle6490
    @nyle6490 2 года назад +85

    Levi when he sees Zeke
    0:06

  • @cultofhampter
    @cultofhampter 3 года назад +496

    Hitler may be an evil man
    But he has a little bit of memer blood in his veins of memes

    • @v.kgaming7432
      @v.kgaming7432 3 года назад +25

      hitler was bad, but

    • @user-xg3xj9wj9d
      @user-xg3xj9wj9d 3 года назад +6

      he was thinking of suicide

    • @gergopiroska5749
      @gergopiroska5749 3 года назад +10

      But This is an actor
      Not Hitler

    • @charles5895
      @charles5895 3 года назад +19

      Hitler thought he was gonna be respected and feared, but instead he’s been turned into a meme.

    • @indonesianv1nce427
      @indonesianv1nce427 2 года назад +6

      @@gergopiroska5749 I love how people dont understand what a joke is

  • @reduxg3889
    @reduxg3889 3 года назад +68

    "Ah, Monke"
    He knew that it would become a meme in the future or a praise to monke

  • @huggniceman4975
    @huggniceman4975 2 года назад +138

    Having seen this movie, and how absolutely dark and depressing it is, this is terrific. "Ah.... Monkey" got me really good.

    • @plaguedoctormuffin
      @plaguedoctormuffin 2 года назад +3

      what's the movie called

    • @huggniceman4975
      @huggniceman4975 2 года назад +5

      @@plaguedoctormuffin Downfall

    • @plaguedoctormuffin
      @plaguedoctormuffin 2 года назад +3

      @@huggniceman4975 thank you

    • @huggniceman4975
      @huggniceman4975 2 года назад +4

      @@plaguedoctormuffin No problem! It is an amazing movie, but don't watch it if you're not ready for the mood to be brought down pretty considerably.

    • @plaguedoctormuffin
      @plaguedoctormuffin 2 года назад

      @@huggniceman4975 eh

  • @polarbear367
    @polarbear367 3 года назад +179

    I don't know why but I imagine him smelling like super strong tobacco

    • @jm036
      @jm036 3 года назад +9

      real hitler did smoke a lot for a short time until he ran out of money and never smoked again after that, not sure about the actor in the movie though

    • @vukvukmanovic696
      @vukvukmanovic696 3 года назад +5

      Shit now i smell it

    • @julbombning4204
      @julbombning4204 3 года назад +2

      Over-middle aged smokers of tobacco tend to evolve that type of not very healthy looking physical appearance

    • @charz356
      @charz356 3 года назад +10

      @@jm036 dude hitler hated smoking so much he banned it and yelled at anyone who smoked near him😂

  • @COD04MW
    @COD04MW 9 лет назад +50

    You forget the "SS" subtitled as "Ass ass" :v

  • @koregarequiemda4268
    @koregarequiemda4268 5 лет назад +294

    I died laughing at "corrupt imbecile" 😂😂😂

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 4 года назад +15

      The funny thing is I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he was saying. A lot of German words are pretty much identical in English. Also given that I'm pretty sure that was during the scene where he learned of Himmler's betrayal it fits that he would be saying these things.

    • @johnnybode3620
      @johnnybode3620 4 года назад +22

      @@MysteriumArcanum He says "Er war korrupt, immer so" Which means - "He was corrupt, right from the start".

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 4 года назад +3

      @@johnnybode3620 close enough lol

    • @p1gst3p79
      @p1gst3p79 2 года назад +13

      "San Francisco" - Adolf Hitler

    • @LuigiLuigi728
      @LuigiLuigi728 2 года назад +3

      @@MysteriumArcanum FUCKED! 😂

  • @talkingangela876
    @talkingangela876 2 месяца назад +1

    "Monke"
    This is so life changing!

  • @RS-ne1qi
    @RS-ne1qi 4 года назад +207

    0:05 sounds like he’s saying fart
    0:08 sounds like he’s saying “wanker”

    • @RS-ne1qi
      @RS-ne1qi 3 года назад +4

      @LiliMarco1 hmm. For some reason I hear a “k” idk it sounds like he’s saying a k.

    • @SGMiner21
      @SGMiner21 3 года назад +2

      it sounds like bunker to me but maybe that's just cause he always spent his time there lol

    • @RS-ne1qi
      @RS-ne1qi 3 года назад +1

      @SG Miner21 lmao

    • @57yearoldjamesbond
      @57yearoldjamesbond 3 года назад +1

      He says “sofort” and “Monkhe”.

    • @SGMiner21
      @SGMiner21 3 года назад

      @@57yearoldjamesbond I know I've seen the movie it's just what it sounds like in English lol

  • @XxBOSSxXxKSAxX
    @XxBOSSxXxKSAxX 9 лет назад +216

    why nobody notice "french toast"

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 4 года назад +1

      Also, Goebbels says *pooch*

    • @Nico-pq2ky
      @Nico-pq2ky 4 года назад

      What about AHHHHHHH

  • @akshitchugh2379
    @akshitchugh2379 3 года назад +75

    0:06 Hitler predicted Gen Z humor

  • @TGPZen-1311
    @TGPZen-1311 Месяц назад +1

    “If you break your legs, its hard to cook orangutan!”

  • @crisvilas6460
    @crisvilas6460 3 года назад +122

    0:08 is time for us to woke up

  • @elijahtan9261
    @elijahtan9261 7 лет назад +54

    That 'corrupt' part is actually correct.

  • @maxxjaxx6874
    @maxxjaxx6874 4 года назад +200

    When he says “corrupt imbecile” it sounded like Donald Duck

    • @Nick-lx4fo
      @Nick-lx4fo 3 года назад +1

      Sounds like he's being choked