THE SCOTTISH HUMOUR AND BANTER!!!!
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- Aright so for the longest time Buzzfeed has been posting all this Scottish humour and banter and trying to pass it off as Scottish. I feel however they play too much on the stereotypes and try to play up all the funny stuff to cater to a more american audience.
So today myself and Cruizah go through some Scottish Buzzfeed articles and joke about some of the funny humour, memes and banter. Its mostly just Scottish tweets but you get the idea!!
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Scottish patter is honestly the best kind of patter. So proud to be Scottish lmao
Anyone else's Google Assistant went off when he said "Ok Google"?
Aye
Yes
Yep
Aye fucking shit ma self
Bold of you to assume I have a google assistant
At 0:48 he said "okay google" and then at 3 in the mornin I wiz greeted tae my google opening up because it recognized the accent..... well done mate.
"To the library" were my eldest words, when you guys were talking about replacing all the dye faces with Cruizah mug! 😆
And Cruizah found something to watch after making this vid with you 😉😂
Google home ripping the piss out eh me again.
Typical Google
Of course
Hm, according to my family Alexa is a tart
I was the 555 like so proud
In all fairness I think everyone takes the piss out of you not just Google.
That part about the pronunciation of 'Edinburgh' takes me back to the 'Hamburger' scene in the first modern Pink Panther movie hahaha
Man hits pal way a iron wit you trying to day straighten him out 😂
I’m from America. Dont let it happen!! Stay as Scottish as you can. The fact is I can understand everything you say. People just need to pay attention!
Buzzfeed is useless!👍🍻
Look up Ebonics in the dictionary for a laugh about grammar!😂
Thanks Guys
Alright m8 how ye daying what did j saya
We're all controlled by the same banks, oil industry and military industrial complex. We're all controlled by the same corporations. There's no difference between our countries it's just that America fell for corporatism hook line and sinker from the start.
If your country is capitalist there's no culture left other than what corporations create.
We're all headed to the same dystopian nightmare of a future.
Dae ye Ken wit am on aboot pal. Can I git a jump in for sum bucky
@@xxxxOS scotland is run by nationalists m8 so we're golden 👍
Ok I'm from Glasgow and live there my whole life until about last year and man
My Scottish accent isn't as strong as yours
It's so bloody strong
He's putting it on. He's exaggerating it to cringe level. He's making us all sound like morons.
Im fae glasgow tae
Jen Dark Energy 384400 Yeah, it’s cringe. It’s even worse when people type how they speak...
Falkirk/alloa accent is broader than Glasgow ....a thought they spoke pretty propper😂
Their Scottish accent isney very strong new if ye heard mine u could acho call a accent strong and moan eh gers
Thanks guys that was brill peed myself laughing.. love your banter miss it m
Anyone notice the quick Jabba The Hutt flash before Trump's face on the cow at 5:27 ish?
Yangy oh yah
Ye
Yeah
5:28
@@Dyaoahskdidhaja No ps4
Superb lads, great duo! 😂
I could listen to you all day good stuff man thanks
Larkhall finally made it on to something that wasn’t the grand tour 😂
Exactly we just got the publicity we needed x
The Larkhall banner is still up by the way
Grace Fleming is it ? X
Please do more of these videos! They are great
“take your time google just read me an entire wikipedia page” hahaha 😂👌🏼
I can’t stop watching funny Scottish videos, big shoe BIG SHOOOOOOE😂
Am the same
Mandy am no a junkie
Dundee googly eyes! Creased maaan!! 😂😂😂😢
now ah ken how tae waste ma time instead of studying
The first picture of the tele tubbie was brilliant I was on the train and in the pubs way they guys they were brilliant hahah
I love the Scottish humour, I'm English and have a few Scottish friends, who are always a good laugh and basically a pleasure to be around.
We’re no your fucking pleasure machines for fucks sake.
@@shikkaii that's what my girlfriend says
Scotland should change its name to patterland😂
Karen Neil that in itself is shite patter
I know got bored at 4 in the mornin
M8 uv got eh shite patters ur maws got fck hairy puntang
Eroze JP can ae coochie
Yer patters like wata
Do another buzz feed banter video this ones a banger
Mate. You just activated Google on my phone by saying "ok Google" wtf 😂😂
Larkhall finally getting some publicity yass 😂🏴🏴 #notificationsquad
Maya Franks Larkhall strongggg
Yes then
Goan then larkhall wooooo
Grace Fleming yesssssiiii
Crystal J lets go larkhall
Am so proud tae be Scottish, best patter about 😂
Haha when you said ok Google my phone went on tae google
Had this going through my speaker and as soon as you said "okay Google" my phone thought it was me and loaded Google up 😂😂
Sat fur ages when he said ok google n ma google assistant opened up awaitin further instructions 😂😂
Great video me and my brothers have a bunch of banter lol 😂
Yassss goan larkhall finnally getting noticed #notificationsquad 😂🏴🏴🏴
Let’s go larkhalll 😂💪🏻
Haha
Yass
Mon the larky
Notification Squad, I love your growing up Scottish videos! :D
#FunFact 5:10 that was for the program Scot Squad, they go to get an Ice Cream or Food and they come back out and someone stole the wheels, that Asda is in Maryhill
6:18 it just looks like the dog got hit by a lorry and then give it back As a gift
The coo was having a wee ,, ' waash' at trumps courses ,cause he put the baw out of bounds.
Scottish but not quite scottish banter? Sounds like the new Still Game
You said OK Google and my phone came up with Google lol
Google just paused my phone and gave me information on " what is America " lol
Theres nothin a love talkin aboot more, than batchy's class videos 👌
The "ok Google " thing actually responded on my phone
Dude .. loving your videos
dont quit we love you ❤️
U are absolutely hilarious batchy love your videos ahaha
Lol
Lol the Larkhall sign
Aye the ok Google thing keeps happening like common man , keep up the good work 👍
I still laugh at these 😭
lol just normal day to day things in Scotland that happen
that fly 30 second black background bit of music to pass 10 minutes
Its a black screen because I dont have an end card
I like how when he said ok google and my google got activated
Quality vid, ma ok google kicked in tae. Keep um coming Batchy.
I love your wit 😂
Hi I just want to let you know that I'm from Minnesota in the and us and I love Scottish banter and most of the time the only thing I can understand is f****** everything else comes out like Mushmouth but I love it anyway I could sit there and listen to his Scottish guy talk all day long and laugh my ass off all day long because it is a very witty banter if you don't mind hearing the word kunt 500 times
Loved it.
Gave me a good laugh 😂
Another great video batchy
Are you ever gonna do vloging again I love those videos because there’s nothing better than you walking about my hometown falkirk
Roland Jc120 Tunes mon gmooth
We need a video on the "does it fry" guy 😂
Anyone else's phone or Google home go off when he said "ok google" haha
5:09 😂that’s ma local Asda
Embrayer because a guy i knew used to say he was working in Embray (Edinburgh)
Funniest guy of aww time man 🤣🤣🤣
Buzzfeeds Scottish patter is pish nice wee surprise video batchy keep up the banging content loving the vids being longer
David Russell we need more dark humour in this country. 🏴 🏴 🏴
I live in larkhall and that sign Is still there lol
Check out American people try Scottish food 🤣 Or some of the posts that feature Killer Animals , often include a picture of a Highland Coo ! 🤣 Those big horns look so scary 🤣
Haha when u said ok Google my phone picked it up
Love your videos absolutely amazing and funny 🐈 🤔 😂 😂 I love this stuff 🐈 👋 🌹 ❤️
Quality batchy man
This is glorious
lovin the videos batchy mate
Wits that BIGG SHOE BIG SHOEEEE
At 50 seconds you say, "OK Google". This causes my Google assistant to pop up. Anyone else experiencing this?
Amazingly funny
Big boi batchy u owe me a bag of chips
U actavated my phone when u said ok google
Is this what William Wallace died for 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love being Scottish
The biggest joke in Scotland is the football team 😂
(Im Scottish by the way)
Talking about, we won that trophy in Japan back in 2000 odd 😂😂
I was on Scottish Buzzfeed once...cause I had no pants on
Thinking aboot going into Jamie Oliver’s restaurant and ordering an irn bru before complaining that it Disney have enough sugar
Ask fur two sugars way yer irn bru 🤣
Do another of these videos. But a slightly bit longer.
When you said hey Google the Google on my phone went off
Let's be honest. Scotland is one huge big banter.
brian anton shitehole**
Isis widny stand 2 seconds in larky they'd run like fuck, place is that crazy 😂😂😂
That asda at 5:08 Is 5 mins away fae ma hoose
Ma pal and his siblings dressed up as still game characters for world book day
DO YOU HAVE A ONE INCH WONDER LOL remember me it was for nostalgia
Haha the tweet about the castle is my mums tweet 😂😂
Your so funny batchy
This is so funny😂😂
Batchy when you said ok google google on my phone went aff wtf
Am watchin this on ma phone btw
Dinnae ken how that works
I live in larkhall and I’m sure that’s not what it says 😂😂
When he said "OK Google" the fucking phone said wits the script
cracking vid batchy 👍
The only videos past ten min has tonnes of ads 😂😂
When you said OK Google Google went on on my phone
Forgot we did this
Hiya!
Omg larkaw is in This jeez oh
5:15 thats summerston for you
When ye said google ma phone responded wi "yes"
Ha you bastard you got ma phone talkin