Shturman's Joke - Definition of GOT TARKOV'D #6

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  • @thannydevitos2332
    @thannydevitos2332 3 года назад +157

    That green keycard one huuurrrtt to watch

  • @soccerkiller3
    @soccerkiller3 3 года назад +118

    Landmark: *does anything*
    Any Tarkov compilation channel: “Does it make sense to the video title? Not really. Are we gonna take it? Absolutely”

  • @airbornestalker2342
    @airbornestalker2342 3 года назад +71

    4:13 had me feeling them tears on that mans face

    • @youngwindmillgang3239
      @youngwindmillgang3239 3 года назад +5

      I just sat there in shock

    • @crispipork
      @crispipork 3 года назад +6

      what did he have in the triton?? edit: oh god I just saw the MIA

    • @youngwindmillgang3239
      @youngwindmillgang3239 3 года назад +2

      @@crispipork BIG SAD

    • @depruu
      @depruu 3 года назад

      I still have no fucking idea on what happened

    • @youngwindmillgang3239
      @youngwindmillgang3239 3 года назад +7

      @@depruu just know everything was lost nothing was gained greed has claimed this mans whole raid

  • @Detc0n
    @Detc0n 3 года назад +70

    "am I getting something?" LMAO

  • @dirtnapready4738
    @dirtnapready4738 3 года назад +18

    Fun fact that empty shrurmann stash means a cheater got 2 it first, they can unlock things on there side but it will be locked for everyone else in the server

    • @1Deejay7
      @1Deejay7 2 года назад

      they can loot through the walls too

  • @neostrider2003
    @neostrider2003 3 года назад +26

    I can't believe the outrage these players have to trying ridiculous jumps, not looking around, memeing, or the greedy looting 5 feet from an extract. My heart goes out to all the grenade bugs and desyncs. You're the real Got Tarkov'd.

  • @Crunchtastical
    @Crunchtastical 3 года назад +50

    At this point man I'd call just playing the game getting tarkov'd

  • @darkusandtoast2207
    @darkusandtoast2207 3 года назад +30

    9:04 can we just take a moment to note that there is a form of car physics in this game

    • @wazza2220
      @wazza2220 3 года назад +3

      Was thinking the same thing lile wtf

    • @juancruzrabaglia722
      @juancruzrabaglia722 3 года назад

      Thats an extract car, you can see it moving when someone uses it

    • @darkusandtoast2207
      @darkusandtoast2207 3 года назад +4

      @@juancruzrabaglia722, yes but there is a hit box (standard) but the devs could of just made the car move + kill barrier. Although that's not what happened, as the car interacted with the player and then reacted accordingly to the players hit box. Thus at a point in time or future you can interact with vehicles. This means driving or explosions. That is the relevance of interactive physics of the vehicle. Especially as all the maps are interconnected; we could have an open world game in time.

  • @richthofendiger
    @richthofendiger 3 года назад +54

    1:33 completely his own fault. He heard the guy on his right hand side.

    • @REIDAE
      @REIDAE 3 года назад +9

      You realize that not everyone playing eft turns their volume at the very max tearing through their eardrums and giving them tinnitus in a couple of years right?

    • @jerry6187
      @jerry6187 3 года назад +4

      @@REIDAE all you need are headsets and you can hear anything even at half volume

    • @PeterGriffin-rp9iq
      @PeterGriffin-rp9iq 3 года назад +11

      @@REIDAE Beta male problems, 1:33 completely his own fault

    • @n0t_billy
      @n0t_billy 3 года назад

      @@REIDAE i play on 30 vulume heard it perfectly

    • @hotspot1564
      @hotspot1564 3 года назад

      yes him being completely distracted by a desync player that shouldn't be there was his fault? You're also a spectator, you're able to hear and see more than the person playing thats how it always is with even streamers.

  • @xebs4527
    @xebs4527 3 года назад +17

    8:00 altyn in bag dies to headshot with no helmet on

    • @vladpintilei6204
      @vladpintilei6204 3 года назад

      LOL true

    • @connorenglish6794
      @connorenglish6794 3 года назад +2

      You might not believe me but that was killed me and I screamed when I killed him and it took me nearly 4 mins to loot as I had to keep going back and 4th to take loot out... I did not extract camp him

    • @melee4695
      @melee4695 3 года назад +1

      @@connorenglish6794 cap

    • @brandonsingleton1886
      @brandonsingleton1886 3 года назад

      @@melee4695 no I was their when it happened

    • @connorenglish559
      @connorenglish559 3 года назад

      @@melee4695 cool you don’t have to believe me mate that’s fine I know I did

  • @УгорьАлексей
    @УгорьАлексей 3 года назад +39

    1:00 the fear of any tarkovchanin

    • @MemesLord
      @MemesLord 3 года назад +2

      "Ключ карта! Нееееееет"

  • @SrGillespie
    @SrGillespie 3 года назад +14

    4:00 andeeeeeeeee andeeeeeeee onichaaaan nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooo andeeeeee

  • @_nanking5374
    @_nanking5374 3 года назад +3

    "Am I gettn' somethin'?" The irony

  • @blax140
    @blax140 3 года назад +2

    9:10 genius idea running into the invisible sniper

  • @HellRainsFromAbove
    @HellRainsFromAbove 3 года назад +13

    These are the best comps

  • @Balognamanforya
    @Balognamanforya 3 года назад +6

    0:20 he runs past guy on his right just standing there... m e n a c i n g l y

    • @MrBoniec
      @MrBoniec 3 года назад +1

      ay mate you fucked up writing the minute

    • @Balognamanforya
      @Balognamanforya 3 года назад

      @@MrBoniec thx

  • @birnel4736
    @birnel4736 3 года назад +14

    5:05 Jesus i got fucking scared by his scream xD

    • @cianc5092
      @cianc5092 3 года назад +1

      Same lol

    • @matt709
      @matt709 3 года назад

      @birnel why tf is that profile pic so familiar

    • @birnel4736
      @birnel4736 3 года назад

      @@matt709 counter strike animation ;)

  • @jahn-lonegoatvamlo1676
    @jahn-lonegoatvamlo1676 3 года назад +2

    Omg, the guy that tipped over the exfil car, was laughing so hard xD

  • @fetzi6284
    @fetzi6284 3 года назад +9

    2:17 a Box full of Empty Promises

  • @LuckyDarko
    @LuckyDarko 3 года назад +4

    1:20 he asked for 6sec, he got 6sec

    • @sambott3902
      @sambott3902 3 года назад

      he asked for 7

    • @LuckyDarko
      @LuckyDarko 3 года назад

      @@sambott3902 Firstly he asked for 6 tho xD

  • @sarge8905
    @sarge8905 3 года назад +8

    I don't understand how a lot of these fall in to the "Got Tarkov'd" category.

    • @kurtdyck6759
      @kurtdyck6759 3 года назад +3

      Honestly, I just thought most of it was just plain annoying. People fake reacting for stream to garbage clips.

  • @thannydevitos2332
    @thannydevitos2332 3 года назад +7

    7:52
    Guy: makes himself the easiest target....
    *gets shot*
    Guy: surprised pikachu face

    • @connorenglish6794
      @connorenglish6794 3 года назад

      That was me that killed him it took me nearly 4 mins too loot him as made me extract everytime I did not extract camp it promise you

    • @thannydevitos2332
      @thannydevitos2332 3 года назад

      @@connorenglish6794 lol I bet. It’s hard looting in extract

    • @connorenglish559
      @connorenglish559 3 года назад

      @@thannydevitos2332 yes sir I decided to go into his chat to say sorry that I killed you and he banned me

    • @thannydevitos2332
      @thannydevitos2332 3 года назад

      @@connorenglish559 lmao the salt

  • @thannydevitos2332
    @thannydevitos2332 3 года назад +9

    3:21 - maybe don’t blindly sprint straight to marked without checking anything

  • @JokoMoto
    @JokoMoto 3 года назад

    1:35 i literally heard his friend stand up from the bush

  • @sambott3902
    @sambott3902 3 года назад +2

    can someone explain to me whats happening? 3:45

    • @Lathien001
      @Lathien001 3 года назад +1

      He’s trying to be space efficient, and he grabs the tac rigs with nothing. He couldn’t be sure because time was running out.

    • @IcyMike5.7
      @IcyMike5.7 3 года назад +1

      And he misses the extract by about .01 seconds and loses everything

    • @c4veman
      @c4veman 3 года назад

      @@IcyMike5.7 if you pause it he’s actually extracting within the match time limit. he got scammed

  • @allenbowling5352
    @allenbowling5352 3 года назад +1

    8:52 what map is that ? Woods?

  • @tormodbrynestad6403
    @tormodbrynestad6403 3 года назад +9

    did he just flip a car?

    • @TarkovTV
      @TarkovTV  3 года назад +15

      He popped MULE a few second earlier

    • @melee4695
      @melee4695 3 года назад

      @@TarkovTV lol

  • @JDHashira
    @JDHashira 2 года назад

    9:15 why did this guy run into the sniper fire?

  • @Satori-g4v
    @Satori-g4v 3 года назад +27

    I always get tarkov’d

    • @UnregulatedInsanity
      @UnregulatedInsanity 3 года назад +1

      Why do I see you everywhere

    • @Satori-g4v
      @Satori-g4v 3 года назад +1

      @@UnregulatedInsanity Scaveatmylegs is my enemy

    • @ianwoodson3887
      @ianwoodson3887 3 года назад +2

      I get Tarkov’d so much, it happens to me IRL

    • @Satori-g4v
      @Satori-g4v 3 года назад +2

      @@ianwoodson3887 Fr it's so bad that even my girlfriend tries to steal my rubles smh

  • @HalloGais
    @HalloGais 3 года назад +2

    5:36 Did he kill WillerZ? Lmao the PP

  • @modzfordayz7657
    @modzfordayz7657 3 года назад +4

    1:00 i litterally opend my mouth so wide my jaw broke

  • @KeithMan170
    @KeithMan170 3 года назад +1

    4:50 minecraft villager

  • @carlosnvibsbwpw9941
    @carlosnvibsbwpw9941 3 года назад +1

    3:22 u cant just run to marked expecting it to be clear all the time; not tarkov'd

  • @danielinviya8844
    @danielinviya8844 3 года назад +1

    Everyones dreams: cute and wholesome
    My dreams: 9:03

  • @FGC292
    @FGC292 3 года назад +2

    3:37 I have no idea what is going on in this entire clip

    • @AcidWarhead97
      @AcidWarhead97 3 года назад +4

      idk what he's saying but he's trying to loot everything before he goes MIA, he took too long and he MIA'd literally .5 seconds away before he could finish extracting

    • @FGC292
      @FGC292 3 года назад

      @@AcidWarhead97 ohhhh I didn't even notice the raid timer. I was focused in the looting and thought he just like forgot something

    • @JS-ns5eg
      @JS-ns5eg 3 года назад

      Lmao greed kills or in this guys case gets you M.I.A

  • @eastkoutdoors3847
    @eastkoutdoors3847 3 года назад +1

    This video really hurts

  • @hamrbrojx7575
    @hamrbrojx7575 3 года назад

    The empty sturman box happened to me the first time I unlocked it which was a week ago very disappointed especially seeing how expensive the keys are and would have gotten more value selling it

  • @tylerstrenge1738
    @tylerstrenge1738 3 года назад +5

    3:11 a vtuber? In tarkov? My goodness

    • @TurtleGamers1
      @TurtleGamers1 3 года назад

      I've checked her twitch channel out, she's an absolute fucking gamer
      plays tarkov like 8 hours every single day
      during loading times she just sits and reads korean news websites

    • @tylerstrenge1738
      @tylerstrenge1738 3 года назад

      No shit? Damn,

  • @peasantactual324
    @peasantactual324 3 года назад

    I don't understand what happened at 2:43??

    • @Patty-P
      @Patty-P 3 года назад +1

      Looks like a glitch where you get stuck “falling” even tho you are on a ledge. Once you hit the ground all of the momentum takes effect and kills you. My guess

    • @peasantactual324
      @peasantactual324 3 года назад

      @@Patty-P thank you

  • @mykhailoredka199
    @mykhailoredka199 3 года назад

    definition of got tarkov'd
    every single streamer in video: *get's fucked
    Landmark: Sneak up on dude and kill him with RR

  • @JDHashira
    @JDHashira 2 года назад

    8:06 is why you never sit still or prone at an extract proning is worse than standing up and being still

  • @JDHashira
    @JDHashira 2 года назад

    at 1:42 this person doesn't have a headset i heard that guy get up from miles away how deaf is this dude

  • @valkrions
    @valkrions 3 года назад

    8:01 is exactly why i never prone at emercom

  • @marekvasnovsky5072
    @marekvasnovsky5072 3 года назад

    Not gonna lie, when Maza die in 8:45 with that vector in dorms, it make me so happy...Everybody who use 9mm vector have 1 chromozone

    • @carlosnvibsbwpw9941
      @carlosnvibsbwpw9941 3 года назад

      .45 vector mfs laughing at this rn, .45 honestly worse than 9x18

  • @no_elo
    @no_elo 3 года назад +1

    8:00 duuuuuude

  • @carrot5610
    @carrot5610 3 года назад +1

    how do people play without contrast on? while its raining the game is in black and white without

  • @carlocarl6827
    @carlocarl6827 3 года назад +2

    9:58 don't play CoD in Tarkov...

  • @wolfbi4429
    @wolfbi4429 3 года назад +1

    Такой кайф смотреть как читаки-стримеры отлетают)))))))) Кайффффф

  • @JokerChany
    @JokerChany 3 года назад

    1:33 you can hear the friend move cause obviously you have a friend guard you. Like come on man it was obvious

  • @kaso16
    @kaso16 3 года назад +1

    Should have asked for 8 seconds😂😂

  • @DaniK31
    @DaniK31 3 года назад +5

    lmao 9:06

    • @medsuit1686
      @medsuit1686 3 года назад

      Bro wtf xD i didnt even know that could happen.

    • @Myyra-games
      @Myyra-games 3 года назад

      I like how he "saved" his gears when he ran towards the map edge so the sniper scav would kill everyone coming to his loot

  • @murray.ryan23
    @murray.ryan23 3 года назад +1

    10:00 literally missed every shot

  • @AnoyingWaffleGamingminecraft
    @AnoyingWaffleGamingminecraft 3 года назад

    9:06 why???????? why did this man run into the instakill sniper scavs

    • @corvidconfidential8826
      @corvidconfidential8826 3 года назад

      So enemies can't get his loot and he'll get it back through insurance.

  • @_CazaBobos
    @_CazaBobos 3 года назад

    1:38 was that a ricochet to himself?

    • @vladpintilei6204
      @vladpintilei6204 3 года назад +1

      No there was a guy to his right hiding in bush you could hear him shuffle a few seconds before.

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis 3 года назад +3

    1:33 Haha! Get wrecked nerd.

  • @wushlc
    @wushlc 3 года назад +1

    Holosun on a mp7, im gonna vomit..

  • @benito42
    @benito42 3 года назад +1

    2:43 wuuut???

    • @carlosnvibsbwpw9941
      @carlosnvibsbwpw9941 3 года назад

      i get it all the time, but luckily i only break my legs i havent died yet comjng down that escalator from 11sr roo.

  • @indust6237
    @indust6237 3 года назад +2

    03:51 I don't understand Korean but I understand this feeling

  • @stryker0708
    @stryker0708 3 года назад +2

    "Am I getting something?" Lmfao the most annoying ass teammates. I hate that shit

  • @주킹-s6b
    @주킹-s6b 3 года назад +2

    씨랙형이랑 유우양 누나 방송탔누 ㅋㅋㅋ

  • @MrBoniec
    @MrBoniec 3 года назад

    How the fuck did that car flip

  • @juliaterra657
    @juliaterra657 3 года назад

    04:06 he go the close it before i him break

  • @williamswift6031
    @williamswift6031 3 года назад

    7:00 no the fuck he isn't lmao, boy is sad as all hell

  • @markcx5461
    @markcx5461 3 года назад

    So you are telling me I opened 4x crates in a row and just got unlucky? I thought it was a bug 😂

  • @ApePan123
    @ApePan123 3 года назад +2

    Red armband users just lose everytime.

  • @calvinhaung95
    @calvinhaung95 3 года назад +1

    1:39科科新電腦感動餒

  • @bliss7211
    @bliss7211 3 года назад +2

    씨렉님 또 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @polnygrzmot6350
    @polnygrzmot6350 3 года назад

    ahhh the pain...!

  • @BlueBirdsProductions
    @BlueBirdsProductions 3 года назад

    4:40 he literally watched the nade go past his head he should have just stayed still

  • @TheJchio
    @TheJchio 3 года назад +2

    damn those Koreans be wilding

  • @vincentmorgan6173
    @vincentmorgan6173 3 года назад +1

    I know slakintv he is a very nice guy

  • @dakotaheeren7468
    @dakotaheeren7468 3 года назад +2

    Half these are their own fault for playing like idiots. Don't scream because you rushed a marked and got caught opening the door because you didn't check for campers

  • @mrmiksu101
    @mrmiksu101 3 года назад +3

    Shturman tarkoved him 2:16

  • @acefromwithin2079
    @acefromwithin2079 3 года назад

    Why is the video 144P!!!!!

  • @FenixArmory
    @FenixArmory 3 года назад +1

    Shtoorman IS the biggest joke.
    Armor Pirsing ammo what kill You by 2 hits... IN ARM.

  • @justaguyperson
    @justaguyperson 3 года назад

    Shooting someone in the jaw or throat with a maska on doesn’t do anything. It’s still the helmet or the chest armor

  • @murkelusious5670
    @murkelusious5670 3 года назад

    People who yell they are soooo angrryyyy dude are usually angry themselves. The poor hatchling just looked dissapointed

  • @joelrauta8161
    @joelrauta8161 3 года назад

    1:05 WTF is he doing :DD

  • @BlueBirdsProductions
    @BlueBirdsProductions 3 года назад

    if you see a clip with any asian characters turn the volume down immediately

  • @RZyrafkaFaFa
    @RZyrafkaFaFa 3 года назад +1

    Watching some of these makes me angry

  • @romfal3702
    @romfal3702 3 года назад

    Отоктерили мазу)))

  • @moc-iwnl4696
    @moc-iwnl4696 3 года назад +1

    When he opened the stash and his friend said “am i getting something” that pissed me off

  • @raptorgaming2763
    @raptorgaming2763 3 года назад +2

    i really hate screechers, they're soo loud

  • @Dedline_24ring
    @Dedline_24ring 3 года назад +1

    하요하요~.... 엌

  • @barnabas7710
    @barnabas7710 3 года назад

    Ryu benne van na jooo

  • @SmolFoxxy
    @SmolFoxxy 3 года назад +1

    fucking glorious xD

  • @gigagamer9892
    @gigagamer9892 3 года назад

    I tought tarkov was a russian game not japanese?

  • @skinnyp3074
    @skinnyp3074 3 года назад

    anyone trying to fill a severe so its easy loot reply an we can get a full severe going

  • @morrowmorrow4811
    @morrowmorrow4811 3 года назад +1

    I wish I knew what the non english streamers were saying.

  • @fedosparovoz6878
    @fedosparovoz6878 3 года назад

    зачем так много китайцев?

  • @unrelentinghighfructosesyrup
    @unrelentinghighfructosesyrup 3 года назад

    4:15 was so annoying

  • @cricetogamerita5806
    @cricetogamerita5806 3 года назад

    Nice

  • @-Matex
    @-Matex 3 года назад

    Dikk a Ryu

  • @duppyhappy9788
    @duppyhappy9788 3 года назад +1

    hi

  • @thechipsguy6763
    @thechipsguy6763 3 года назад

    Repost

  • @coreyjones7881
    @coreyjones7881 3 года назад

    Lmao looking at this garbage net code in action makes me want to vom

  • @iGamecraft
    @iGamecraft 3 года назад +3

    can we stop the chinese and japanese clips. theyre only screaming like babies.

  • @onjamham2016
    @onjamham2016 3 года назад

    I hate playing asia server , because all players using poor gear

  • @whoaarchive
    @whoaarchive 3 года назад

    4:00 you talk much

  • @WadoViceMan
    @WadoViceMan 3 года назад

    at least the anime removed