Google searching mall ninja weapons gave me brain damage

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @bartsanders1553
    @bartsanders1553 6 месяцев назад +81

    Video description: Australian says 'That's not a knife.'

    • @CyberDragon1101
      @CyberDragon1101 6 месяцев назад +7

      I see you've played knifey spoony before

  • @besteger
    @besteger 6 месяцев назад +2

    As much as I might prefer the longer fare, this "Coffee-Break-Length" material makes me smile.
    Keep 'em coming.

  • @ericbowers5968
    @ericbowers5968 6 месяцев назад +1

    They call him "Sharknado"!

  • @steprockmedia
    @steprockmedia 6 месяцев назад +31

    Shad, I really like this supercut format.
    The longer vid is still available for people with deep interest, but this is something I can watch while grabbing a coffee and then get back at my day.
    Thank you!

  • @bartsanders1553
    @bartsanders1553 6 месяцев назад +21

    The Hand Shark looks like something Kung Fury might use.

  • @berzurksamurai
    @berzurksamurai 6 месяцев назад +1

    I am blessed to have a mall ninja phase when I was very little and didn't have the money to spend on crap stuff.

  • @VincentVanZigel
    @VincentVanZigel 6 месяцев назад +20

    I have to say: even though I love long rants and analysis vids, this bite-sized format is pretty neat when I want to relax and don't have much mental capacity left. Great editing work, and makes me want to come back for a longer version.

  • @JohnSmith-sb2fp
    @JohnSmith-sb2fp 6 месяцев назад +4

    I feel like Klingon weapons are were mall ninja weapons sprang from?

  • @jukeskylar
    @jukeskylar 6 месяцев назад +2

    Shad: *shows a guy with weird blades doing nerdy things* "this is perfectly normal, its fine!"
    I know i am in the right place 😂

  • @gggdebeste5515
    @gggdebeste5515 6 месяцев назад +7

    I feel like im going in reverse? I started with joining a h.e.m.a club to learn longsword and now im starting to collect cool swords and some stagefichting.

  • @NicholasNappi
    @NicholasNappi 6 месяцев назад +3

    If it looks cool it doesn’t mean it’s practical

  • @Zylo1111
    @Zylo1111 6 месяцев назад +11

    I miss the mall ninja rants.

  • @DeanCalaway
    @DeanCalaway 6 месяцев назад +1

    These days they call them zombie knifes and the UK is banning them all.

  • @duodeathsythe
    @duodeathsythe 6 месяцев назад +11

    Thanks Shad

    • @art-of2tm
      @art-of2tm 6 месяцев назад

      Otherwise, you would have considered getting the shark knife, believing it's great for self defense.🙂

  • @TheSpongyMallard
    @TheSpongyMallard 6 месяцев назад +1

    I drew so many of swords like these when I was a kid after I first got into DnD.

  • @masterswordsmen
    @masterswordsmen 6 месяцев назад +2

    Think we need a revisit of this topic on the main channel

  • @lancerischar4165
    @lancerischar4165 6 месяцев назад +2

    I remember being a kid and being excited by these things, now as most of us can agree, we were all cringe once upon a time lol

  • @porteroffinland
    @porteroffinland 6 месяцев назад +5

    The devil gets chills when the nice guy loses his temper

    • @christianraymond9966
      @christianraymond9966 6 месяцев назад +1

      "Devils run when a good man goes to war" from when doctor who was still worth watching

  • @dianasmith8166
    @dianasmith8166 2 месяца назад +1

    This was fun. As hubby and I are trained for real, we have had to laugh when friends find "cool" stuff and think we'd like it. Or worse, when someone seems to think they've watched enough movies and videos to actually call themselves real. 😂 Oh the strange ideas they have.
    Though I did challenge one friend to get real training, and now he's like five years into it, and his youngest daughter has joined him. She's 13, and has already used her training to rescue someone from a fire and another from two bullies. Proud of her.

  • @Nathan-vt1jz
    @Nathan-vt1jz 6 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve never been a mall ninja, but I’ve been a budget hilander at a Renaissance Fair. It was a lot of fun and I just embraced my cobbled together outfit.

  • @Mmoraltz
    @Mmoraltz 6 месяцев назад +1

    3:13 shad turns into Archimedes, the owl from sword in the stone

  • @GodofTrek
    @GodofTrek 6 месяцев назад +1

    Thinking about the one at 5:30 - Stick is on a long girthy stick and it wouldn't be so bad right? I mean Tridents are a thing?

  • @UncleMikeDrop
    @UncleMikeDrop 6 месяцев назад +3

    I knew a guy who had the mall ninja wolverine claws.🤣

  • @Aysen166
    @Aysen166 6 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you Shad, this was great

  • @pyeitme508
    @pyeitme508 6 месяцев назад +4

    YES TRUE SHAD!

  • @Roland3ld
    @Roland3ld 6 месяцев назад +2

    Cheers for the video, here is some full engagement for channel growth.

  • @JimMorrisonsBathtub
    @JimMorrisonsBathtub 6 месяцев назад +2

    We need an Ian/Shad collaboration

  • @MikkellTheImmortal
    @MikkellTheImmortal 6 месяцев назад +2

    Omg 3:35 that laughter is infectious. WTF was that thing.

  • @TheHornedKing
    @TheHornedKing 6 месяцев назад +2

    That was an awesome video.

  • @HiopX
    @HiopX 6 месяцев назад

    the second one is just centipede heads fallen into a crucible

  • @ericbowers5968
    @ericbowers5968 6 месяцев назад

    Oh yes, the good old days. I loved browsing these stores and remember dreaming of owning one of these killing tools.

  • @Bosnerdly
    @Bosnerdly 6 месяцев назад +1

    That was awesome! I'm definitely going back to watch the original...

  • @PatrickORourke90
    @PatrickORourke90 6 месяцев назад +3

    hey Styxhexenhammer666 mentioned he noticed a change in the AI of youtube back in January too. like he mentioned in his video today he noticed a sudden drop. I commented about you mentioning this and I could not remember your channel name but I will go back and comment it now that I remembered it.

  • @jierdareisa4313
    @jierdareisa4313 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love ALL THE SHADLANDS videos!!!! ❤

  • @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639
    @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 4 месяца назад

    3:17 Looks like an abandoned concept for a PowerRanger weapon.

  • @CreepyMF
    @CreepyMF 6 месяцев назад

    Wish sure made a lot of money from these mall ninjas.

  • @FREDERIKBK-q2m
    @FREDERIKBK-q2m 3 месяца назад

    the spade or shovel kinda looks like the front portion of saurons helmet

  • @steemlenn8797
    @steemlenn8797 6 месяцев назад

    I really like the 1:51 fence gun. It's so hilarious it has gone the circle and come out sort of cool again. It definitely is a conversation starter, because nobody can have a look at this and not ask "What the hell is that? Where did you get it?" 😮😮😮

  • @justinselgrad1382
    @justinselgrad1382 6 месяцев назад

    How do some of these Mall Ninja things compare to a Lantern Shield?
    Have you ever done a video on Lantern Shields?

  • @dustinmillar120
    @dustinmillar120 6 месяцев назад

    I hadn't thought of comparing mall ninja to resident evil, but now that you mention it I could see all of these in Capcom games...

  • @anthonyz3400
    @anthonyz3400 6 месяцев назад

    Shad can you try making a video showing how effective candles are at actually lighting up a dark interior? I can't see anything beyond 1 meter at most when I light a candle.

  • @OurAwesomeUniverse
    @OurAwesomeUniverse 5 месяцев назад

    This was hilarious. Your laughing makes it even better.

  • @fizz576
    @fizz576 6 месяцев назад

    I hope Shad makes another video looking at mall ninja crap.

  • @KainzMusic
    @KainzMusic 6 месяцев назад

    Most people that purchase these abominations believe the implied ferocity of the device imparts the magical skill to use it like John Wick and they still lose their lunch money and also said device...

  • @Razalonjrt1
    @Razalonjrt1 6 месяцев назад

    The long barrel of the Gun reminds me of the Jokers Gun in Batman 89, The Shark Blade I think the poor Attacker would Die laughing seeing it. The wall hanger multi Blade is just umm wtf style.

  • @DjDire
    @DjDire 6 месяцев назад

    Its good to see theese older videos on my feed! :) ❤

  • @virpiovanmeteran1599
    @virpiovanmeteran1599 6 месяцев назад

    Shad, Please review or break down the youtube video "I Built a Transparent Katana (it's unbreakable)" from "Mike Shake"... I am interested in your thoughts of how it relates to your giant sword project, and it would be a generally fun review to watch.

  • @cal2127
    @cal2127 6 месяцев назад

    someone made a physical gameshark logo

  • @alejandrofernandezcastro5421
    @alejandrofernandezcastro5421 6 месяцев назад

    Please Shad make this a series!

  • @TacticalFatNap
    @TacticalFatNap 6 месяцев назад

    Your commercial worked on me 😂

  • @StapelBricks
    @StapelBricks 6 месяцев назад

    4:00 Its a shaeek

  • @vsm1456
    @vsm1456 6 месяцев назад

    I like this shorter format too!

  • @JJP8XIV
    @JJP8XIV 6 месяцев назад

    Hey Shad the golden sword doesn't cut worth a damn and breaks the first time it comes on contact with something without give. An old neighbor had one had me sharpen it which it was extremely sharp against weeds yeah it did fine trees it broke. Speaking I have been thinking about trying to make a double blades double hilted sword maybe even have it be able to come apart or not. Great video Shad.

  • @tesuniekataren46
    @tesuniekataren46 6 месяцев назад

    I own a bladed baton. It's so sharp that I've taken a sheath from a duller display sword I have and use it on this. However... It's doubled edged on the long edge of it. So, the edge meant to most likely guard your forearm and elbow from strikes is edged on two sides, while the short end has a single edge.
    Then again, a baton is suppose to be flipped to whichever side you need in the moment, offensive or defensive. It should be a single edge blade completely, with maybe only a double edge portion on the tip for better penetration (as it's a stabbing weapon clearly by design, and not a slashing one). Otherwise, I consider this thing my deadliest weapon I own.
    Beyond that, most of these "mall ninja" weapons (I had to watch the video to see what you meant by it) are designed for "looking cool" first and functionality as "eehhhh... maybe?" much farther down the line on consideration.

  • @katathoombs
    @katathoombs 6 месяцев назад +1

    These made me throw up a little.
    That is, because of memories, not because I resent the people in the images.

  • @danielpeters2675
    @danielpeters2675 6 месяцев назад

    While there at the mall they should buy some food 😂 Nice one Oz

  • @francismacdonald50
    @francismacdonald50 6 месяцев назад

    What happened to building projects and that on the Shadlands

  • @4l.vi.
    @4l.vi. 6 месяцев назад

    Hey! At least the guy with a long blue scarf would've done great at a cosplay convention 😆

  • @warligerdan9492
    @warligerdan9492 6 месяцев назад

    1:01 Those aren’t “butterfly knives!” Those are… earwigs… I think…

  • @ozan9
    @ozan9 6 месяцев назад

    these are just forks at this point 1:00

  • @balrighty3523
    @balrighty3523 6 месяцев назад

    6:24 So tridents are good, but multi-blade knives are bad. What about a multi-headed warhammer? Or a nunchuck with extra handles?!

  • @Tomichika
    @Tomichika 6 месяцев назад

    Ha!

  • @lotharrenz4621
    @lotharrenz4621 6 месяцев назад

    I dunno, that "Steel Guitar" mall ninja weapon that popped up for a second or two was kind of metal... \m/ ^_^ \m/

  • @mattfazio997
    @mattfazio997 6 месяцев назад

    ::nudges the black version of the gold and red sword we laughed at back into the closet::
    On the real, no mall ninja here, my uncle was into goofy swords like you can get from Bud-K. I would prefer something I can use on someone and not have it pretzel on me.

  • @monsuta-666
    @monsuta-666 6 месяцев назад +1

    Rest in peace lil peep 4:27 ❤️

    • @saucelessbones5872
      @saucelessbones5872 6 месяцев назад

      yah that guy i recognise him too , was it fentanyl that got him , you have the chinese government an the mexican gangs to blame becouse if dose wherent a think lil peep would still be alive

  • @secondamendment1927
    @secondamendment1927 6 месяцев назад

    for the youtube culture war

  • @putitawo74
    @putitawo74 6 месяцев назад

    Regarding the first pic, is he giving the signal that he's choking?

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 6 месяцев назад

    Careful now. Some search histories will put you on the FBI's watch list. This search history will put you on the HEMA watch list. 😂

  • @hlalakar4156
    @hlalakar4156 9 дней назад

    I collect mall ninja weapons because they look cool. I collect authentic reproductions as well. I don't really think of mall ninja stuff as weapons. To me they are more like sculptures with sharp and pointy bits. They are for display, or just to have. I don't really think it's cringy unless you carry them in public like you would a real weapon. Actually, I think carrying a real sword in public just as an everyday thing would be cringy. It would be legal in my state, but anyone who does it isn't looking to defend themselves, they're just looking for attention.

  • @jaredmarkham7300
    @jaredmarkham7300 6 месяцев назад

    I think you're missing.The point ninja weren't supposed to be.
    The main line it was actually the samurai that were the main line if you got cotton injure, then you failed because they were supposed to be but connoissence.
    In sabotag

  • @AlaricAchos
    @AlaricAchos 6 месяцев назад

    enjoy these

  • @saucelessbones5872
    @saucelessbones5872 6 месяцев назад

    4:05 4:06 thats lil peep the russian mumble rap guy who died of a overdose , i recognise that love tattoo and that canabis chest tattoo must have been an older picture becouse he has less tattoos .

  • @Likexner
    @Likexner 6 месяцев назад

    MORE MALL NINJA VIDEOS!!

  • @lucianjaeger4893
    @lucianjaeger4893 6 месяцев назад

    Lol i collected a lot of these just because they look cool or funny they sit on my wall as displays until you get into the walk in wardrobe where the real stuff is. I stop putting my real stuff on display after aus police destroyed most of it because of a conservative karen who used to live near me.

  • @grimgoo1888
    @grimgoo1888 6 месяцев назад

    This is a reupload isn't it I thought I saw this a long time ago

  • @jakimartin
    @jakimartin 6 месяцев назад

    🏰🗡🦄

  • @drewandcharlie7583
    @drewandcharlie7583 6 месяцев назад

    I love ya shad but i’ll never sub to a channel with videos that are less than 10 min. They just dont hold my attention