Chinese Military Finds Recruiting Difficult ft. Nikki Limo, Steve Greene, DavidSoComedy

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @RickManer_14
    @RickManer_14 7 лет назад +216

    After "Heavy Lunch"... Nikki wasn't feeling Steve at all. Straight face after everything he said 😂😂

  • @sayjaibao01188
    @sayjaibao01188 7 лет назад +690

    "Nikki is like a heavy lunch" Dayaamm Steve, you done screwed up this time son! hahaha

  • @hamzakamran7665
    @hamzakamran7665 7 лет назад +503

    Steve and Nikki are my fav JK guests. Bless Steve and his non-pc state of mind.

    • @yassi9734
      @yassi9734 7 лет назад +10

      100% agree

    • @kevinm.5951
      @kevinm.5951 7 лет назад +3

      Hamza Kamran yes we get it, you guys can’t get enough of them....

    • @Fatalwarfare420
      @Fatalwarfare420 7 лет назад +2

      Steve and Nikki are awesome I would like to see them because normal cast honestly

    • @ft.jackjimmy7282
      @ft.jackjimmy7282 7 лет назад +9

      Allen Silva I would criticize the military in the governing level, but I would defend individuals that voluntarily risk their lives in the military. Sure they can do bad things but you gotta consider their environment. It's call respect for the military, I don't know how hard it can be, I have no right to criticize.

    • @kamronlaw9580
      @kamronlaw9580 7 лет назад

      Yasminn Da Silva is

  • @koatzin2560
    @koatzin2560 7 лет назад +625

    So this is the episode where green fucks up 🤣😂🤣 , that was some heavy commitment there.

    • @yolloy_poyyop
      @yolloy_poyyop 7 лет назад +53

      Coatzin GMZ I've been waiting so long for this lol

    • @aundreya22
      @aundreya22 7 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AnnieOnTheMove
      @AnnieOnTheMove 7 лет назад +55

      BUAHAHHAA makes so much sense now why Nikki was salty af in previous Jk episodes 😂

    • @sayjaibao01188
      @sayjaibao01188 7 лет назад +11

      Annie Namkoong haha forrealz.. Nikki was salty like the Salton Sea.

    • @ijhsjnshdjsnjsjnsjsjd1574
      @ijhsjnshdjsnjsjnsjsjd1574 7 лет назад +2

      Now I have to watch the rest of the videos where she was salty so I can watch it in context 😂😂

  • @fatthor574
    @fatthor574 7 лет назад +313

    Can we make Steve and Nikki permanent pls.

    • @Cr1m1nalspeed_1
      @Cr1m1nalspeed_1 7 лет назад +1

      InfiniteTide
      It might be too expensive especially that it seems the channel is slowly dying down

    • @Humble197
      @Humble197 7 лет назад +8

      cr1m1nalspeed it's actually pretty consistent

    • @Cr1m1nalspeed_1
      @Cr1m1nalspeed_1 7 лет назад +4

      thehumbleone
      Im not talking about video uploads. Im talking about likes/views from past videos to current videos.

    • @brokeskull616
      @brokeskull616 7 лет назад +2

      They got their own platforms on RUclips..

    • @sayjaibao01188
      @sayjaibao01188 7 лет назад +2

      cr1m1nalspeed the channel is actually growing again, albeit slowly.

  • @Ghost8386
    @Ghost8386 7 лет назад +519

    Heavy Lunch dammit Steve.

    • @RouxAroo666
      @RouxAroo666 7 лет назад +5

      Ain't nothing wrong with a heavy lunch.

    • @JordanMV_
      @JordanMV_ 7 лет назад +3

      Laser Samurai heavy breakfast, heavy lunch, heavy dinner

    • @Eren-da-Jaeger
      @Eren-da-Jaeger 7 лет назад

      Hey Ghost8386, I believe you were born in 86, can you tell me what does heavy lunch means in conversation. Does it relate to pooping ?

  • @kzn2528
    @kzn2528 7 лет назад +482

    It's a minute into the video and Steve already screwed up lmao

  • @sayjaibao01188
    @sayjaibao01188 7 лет назад +93

    Love Nikki, Steve and Jeh-chi-kka!!

  • @bananaboomer6243
    @bananaboomer6243 7 лет назад +190

    I wish I had a heavy lunch

  • @thomaschristopherwhite9043
    @thomaschristopherwhite9043 7 лет назад +62

    So are we just gonna ignore that Joe's friend shot a disabled guy in cold blood in another country?

    • @DJogdog
      @DJogdog 7 лет назад +8

      Yep

    • @dom1abc1mbc
      @dom1abc1mbc 6 лет назад +6

      and i wonder whose the terrorist

  • @koatzin2560
    @koatzin2560 7 лет назад +257

    Not all heroes wear capes
    some heroes just wash capes 🤣

  • @Nfnf889
    @Nfnf889 7 лет назад +15

    Steve needs to be on all the time . Enough said .

  • @DaquanDumas
    @DaquanDumas 7 лет назад +4

    Did Joe just say his friend committed a damn war crime? What the fuck? He shot a civilian on crutches? The fuckity fuck.

  • @kittttygirl5
    @kittttygirl5 7 лет назад +21

    "Not all heros wear capes, some of them wash capes." ™

  • @Pwettyleahh
    @Pwettyleahh 7 лет назад +135

    THIS IS THE EPISODE😂😂😂💀

    • @Kvunai
      @Kvunai 7 лет назад +1

      leah woods 😂😂😂

    • @aaronb2962
      @aaronb2962 6 лет назад

      😂😭💀

  • @thegoldenchild2350
    @thegoldenchild2350 7 лет назад +28

    Omg this is the heavy lunch thing they were talking about on the other video 😂😂

  • @ConfidentialBubbleTea
    @ConfidentialBubbleTea 7 лет назад +52

    Here’s the episode that I’ve been waiting for😂

  • @MagicSecretsandMysteries
    @MagicSecretsandMysteries 7 лет назад +2

    7:18 Jessica's hammering in the military trends in America as an international norm...like if you didn't know it some countries the culture is different and things like tatoos and piercings are strictly gang related.

  • @josh6211
    @josh6211 7 лет назад +9

    Just wanna say, I love everyone from JK including your guests like Nikki and Steve (who have been around a lot lately and its fucking awesome) But Joe that story you told about your friend is a war crime brother, punishable by death or long term imprisonment ... If I were you I'd no longer associate with him. I hate to speak ill about your friend but when he pulled that trigger not only did he take an innocent life, he killed anything that was good in himself.

  • @TheToaster101
    @TheToaster101 7 лет назад +315

    muddah stevid

  • @missjopin
    @missjopin 7 лет назад +80

    I need nikki and steve in every video, or at least another couple video on jk party!

  • @mymorenoblepursuits9173
    @mymorenoblepursuits9173 7 лет назад +3

    Steve: _"Not all heroes wear capes."_
    David: _"Some people wash them."_
    Lmao, I love you guys

  • @EllDotx
    @EllDotx 7 лет назад +1

    when nikki's face dropped after steve called her a heavy lunch 00:38 😂

  • @deborahv.3402
    @deborahv.3402 7 лет назад +21

    Well if it's mandatory maybe they are doing this to not be recruited

  • @xd-lt2ul
    @xd-lt2ul 7 лет назад +23

    Steve shoulda said light dinner, instead of heavy lunch

  • @Cyoon417
    @Cyoon417 6 лет назад +3

    David’s laugh gets me every time 😂

  • @mjchua
    @mjchua 7 лет назад +36

    tiff you are a snack

  • @clumsyninja5847
    @clumsyninja5847 7 лет назад +3

    All military branches have a physical fitness test that is either bi-annually or annually depending on your previous test score

  • @nambaddeley4281
    @nambaddeley4281 7 лет назад +29

    Im a breakfast, lunch and dinner.. talking bout a snack...

  • @Patman-lc2xd
    @Patman-lc2xd 7 лет назад +61

    Bart shoulda been here! Would have been more interesting! USMC!! 😂😂

  • @ruby_1853
    @ruby_1853 7 лет назад +2

    0:40 when Nikki made that face
    It was at this moment everyone knew Steve fucked up

  • @Henchman_Holding_Wrench
    @Henchman_Holding_Wrench 7 лет назад +5

    Don't listen to them. I understood "heavy lunch". It's the most satisfying meal in the middle of the day. It's your favorite food at just the right amount to make you sigh contently and question going back to work or class. It also helps you eat less at dinner.

    • @sayjaibao01188
      @sayjaibao01188 7 лет назад +4

      lol a "heavy lunch" also leaves you half-comatosed, slugging around like a sloth. They call it a food coma for a reason? lol

  • @ChaozDealer
    @ChaozDealer 7 лет назад +11

    so this is the heavy lunch video!!

  • @beaurad9553
    @beaurad9553 7 лет назад

    I've been waiting for the heavy lunch epi!!!! 😂😂😂😂 not disappointed

  • @rofaca
    @rofaca 7 лет назад +9

    Steve done fucked up! So this is the episode they were talking about! 😂😂😂

  • @siege86
    @siege86 7 лет назад +6

    Tiff you ARE a snack 😉😉 haha

  • @kari548
    @kari548 7 лет назад +7

    Nikki high fat doesn't make you fat. Sugar does and now everyone believes you. There is barely any fat in food products nowadays. It was replaced by sugar and sugar is waaaaay worse. Now we have more fat people because of it.

    • @Oscar53955
      @Oscar53955 7 лет назад +1

      Ionic-Android you watched that “Adam Ruins Everything” episode, didn’t you?

  • @PhoTimeFamJam
    @PhoTimeFamJam 7 лет назад +2

    Steve Greene bahahaha Too good! Please keep bringing him back!!!

  • @bunrithhoun4759
    @bunrithhoun4759 7 лет назад

    Yay my favorite guests!

  • @micaaachiii_
    @micaaachiii_ 7 лет назад +111

    I have favoritism towards nikki and steve

    • @xlvnx8093
      @xlvnx8093 7 лет назад +1

      Chrishelle Mica we all do lol

  • @hafh6357
    @hafh6357 7 лет назад +1

    So this is the episode where the, “heavy lunch,” comment came from lmao

  • @daisietrains9981
    @daisietrains9981 7 лет назад +3

    My uncle was a cook in the military. I feel David can do that

  • @powec12w
    @powec12w 7 лет назад +1

    I've been waiting for this video hot lunch lol

  • @yasqueen4872
    @yasqueen4872 7 лет назад

    Nikki's face @ 0:38 I am DYING!!!!

  • @glenl4540
    @glenl4540 7 лет назад +12

    So this is the prequel to the Virtual reality dating episode...

  • @bellecoope92
    @bellecoope92 7 лет назад +17

    Hahahaha I love getting video updates on my work break.

  • @animelover287
    @animelover287 7 лет назад +5

    Now I understand the heavy lunch comment from the other video.

  • @SrslyStanYa
    @SrslyStanYa 7 лет назад +4

    Its official 😂😂😂😂💀 any couple in Bart and Geo seats are going to fight, argue, or some kind of conflict 💀💀💀

  • @Rangerfan-gz1rx
    @Rangerfan-gz1rx 7 лет назад

    Nikki isn't a heavy lunch! She's a gourmet dinner, with fine wine 🍷.

  • @jessicakaulitz3330
    @jessicakaulitz3330 7 лет назад

    Lmfaoo at jessica!! She is too funny! 😂

  • @ellismillar2624
    @ellismillar2624 7 лет назад +1

    Love your vids

  • @unit03
    @unit03 7 лет назад +4

    The title of this episode should be Steve says heavy lunch

  • @TheMeecow
    @TheMeecow 7 лет назад +8

    THIS GROUP OF COMMENTATORS ARE THE BEST. GINA WOULD BE THE CHERRY ON TOP. THE VIDEOS HAVE BEEN SO GOOD WITH NIKKI AND STEVE.

  • @ZCerebrate
    @ZCerebrate 7 лет назад +3

    There was like 3 other videos where Nikki is pissed at "JKNewsGuy" over that lunch comment. I had to wait forever to see the reference to Heavy lunch haha

  • @darrena5384
    @darrena5384 7 лет назад

    Steve is so funny. I love joe, David and Steve combination. Throw Bart into that and it's perfect 😌

  • @DanaAlotaibi
    @DanaAlotaibi 7 лет назад

    Heavy lunch LOLOLOLOL

  • @alecabsbba2558
    @alecabsbba2558 7 лет назад

    Snac in our school means
    Special
    Needs
    Activity
    Club
    Don’t ask me why😂

  • @gordonsung5941
    @gordonsung5941 7 лет назад

    Steven makes justkiddingnews great

  • @oneillvittini144
    @oneillvittini144 7 лет назад +4

    Episodes with David and Steve are 👏🏼

  • @crishunchos
    @crishunchos 7 лет назад

    I love you guys.

  • @CaviteñoCavalrymanChe
    @CaviteñoCavalrymanChe 7 лет назад

    This story NEEDS Bart's input!
    As an Army veteran, I lost 20lbs in my One Station Unit Training in Fort Knox, Kentucky by the time I graduated. Did not deploy overseas, but trained twice at National Training Center during my enlistment.
    Trained with one man who was taller and looked physically stronger than me. He was either recycled or discharged, because of an injury to his foot.
    One soldier went AWOL after my platoon learned map reading & land navigation. Once he got home, his mother turned him in to authorities.
    Before leaving base after receiving my DD214, I saw someone from my graduating platoon escorted by Military Police in hand cuffs. Turns out it is hard to get hood mentality out of some people. His offenses were going AWOL and stealing an M9 Berreta.
    Have many more crazy stories, but this story needs Bart's input.

  • @BattleRanger123
    @BattleRanger123 7 лет назад

    Damn Been waiting for this one for ages Haha

  • @the86driver
    @the86driver 7 лет назад +4

    Freaken steve. Lol "not all hero wear capes, some do the laundry... " lmaof need to be a regular guys!

  • @Vanegas613
    @Vanegas613 6 лет назад +2

    i love how joe says he wants to be a medic so he can not die. when medics are always the first to die because they stand out pretty well with that red cross arm band haha.

  • @merder300
    @merder300 7 лет назад

    Bart was needed for this video x,D

  • @jolibeeyumyum
    @jolibeeyumyum 7 лет назад

    Hahahahahaha omg "Heavy Lunch"

  • @empath3133
    @empath3133 7 лет назад

    Lol Nikkis face xD I think they are the most relationship goals couple

  • @p5rry
    @p5rry 7 лет назад +3

    Took a minute for Steve to kill me. Fucking hell.

  • @NIVSTERTV
    @NIVSTERTV 7 лет назад

    Omg Tiffany keeps advertising Black Mirror (amazing show). Love it! Lol

  • @niajef
    @niajef 7 лет назад

    so THIS is the heavy lunch video! hahahahaha

  • @compulsiverambler1352
    @compulsiverambler1352 7 лет назад +5

    Joe needs to report that guy he knows and the officer who permitted it for committing a war crime, before they kill more innocent people in cold blood. Joe seriously do you think that's the last time either of them will do such a thing? You would save innocent lives by reporting it so that those sociopaths never wield a gun again. Failing to tell the authorities what he told you is JUST as bad as failing to tell the authorities when a friend tells you they've killed a random stranger in the street as a civilian, just because they felt like it. What difference does it make that he was a soldier when he killed a random unarmed stranger for fun? He's a cold blooded murderer and will probably do it again. You're complicit if you don't report it.

    • @DJogdog
      @DJogdog 7 лет назад

      Likely they would cover it up and Joes friend would have a vendetta against him.

  • @xlvnx8093
    @xlvnx8093 7 лет назад

    11:27 shout out to tiff, black mirror is an amazing show!

  • @DethGears_
    @DethGears_ 7 лет назад

    finally, the *Heavy Lunch* video

  • @esdrasrivera116
    @esdrasrivera116 7 лет назад

    Each time father Steve opens his mouth GOLD comes out🙌😂!

  • @arshvirsingh6856
    @arshvirsingh6856 7 лет назад +1

    Ayyy trending page!!

  • @jamesmejia3605
    @jamesmejia3605 7 лет назад

    Tiff is a snack, haha Nikki is a heavy lunch 😂

  • @TheJProducti0ns
    @TheJProducti0ns 7 лет назад +2

    DAMN STEVE why would you say that LOLOLOL

  • @Haya.94
    @Haya.94 7 лет назад +1

    Thanks joe this is what really happening here your miltary is not good people or pace makers they're killers

  • @chasemeek7418
    @chasemeek7418 6 лет назад

    oh, we definently have issues with military applicants. not sure about the numbers though

  • @keyarca
    @keyarca 7 лет назад

    *not all heros wear capes*
    *some of them wash capes*
    freaking hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @patricia2932
    @patricia2932 7 лет назад

    My grandpa was a singer in the military...

  • @dreadlockbanana
    @dreadlockbanana 7 лет назад

    You have to do PFT and CFTs pretty regularly at least in the Marine Corps.

  • @Tanner_Campbell
    @Tanner_Campbell 7 лет назад

    Let's be allies now! 🇨🇳🇺🇸

  • @marcusleonghoykitt
    @marcusleonghoykitt 6 лет назад +2

    0:36

  • @DubsOdyssey
    @DubsOdyssey 7 лет назад

    Yo, watched Hacksaw Ridge I couple days ago about this medic who never fired a weapon, he didn't even carry a gun (refused)
    That shit was crazy

  • @alisabart7178
    @alisabart7178 7 лет назад

    Did anyone else get a U.S. Air Force Recruiting ad?

  • @mohammedkarim454
    @mohammedkarim454 7 лет назад +1

    military here checks your tattoos to make sure it is not gang related, and that before applying they want you to have no major visible tattoos, until after you graduate boot camp and or any schooling, because it is for uniform requirements

  • @onlypencil
    @onlypencil 7 лет назад +18

    Just procreate with animals and eat the offsprings

    • @elkboii7135
      @elkboii7135 7 лет назад +1

      Did you fall into a honey pond

  • @y-anofficial5977
    @y-anofficial5977 7 лет назад

    finally out heavy lunch 😂

  • @mattwood9822
    @mattwood9822 7 лет назад

    I'm trying to enter the marine corps and it has been a long strenuous process due to my tattoo its not obscene in any way and it can be easily covered if I am to wear sleeves. I can 5x the amount of pull ups required and have a decent amount of sit ups and run time, not to mention my test scores are in the top percent of applicants. its just my tattoo that I got in memory of my father and grandmother who passed away.

  • @missiemarissa3530
    @missiemarissa3530 7 лет назад

    Who wants a dang snack when you can have a whole meal? Be a meal, not a snack. The meal powers you, the snack gets you to the next meal. David knows what's up.

  • @RickManer_14
    @RickManer_14 7 лет назад

    Steve Greene .. What a guy! 😂 #Legend

  • @Kahoobb
    @Kahoobb 7 лет назад

    what does heavy lunch mean?

  • @nlc_productions7594
    @nlc_productions7594 7 лет назад +5

    FINALLY we got the origin of the “heavy lunch”. Gotta count on JK News to put things out hella late

    • @sayjaibao01188
      @sayjaibao01188 7 лет назад

      NLC_Productions i know! C'mon JK editors!! We were all scratching our heads about the "heavy lunch" reference. SMH

  • @dianasalazar2127
    @dianasalazar2127 7 лет назад

    "that person's a snack" dang sometimes i forget that they're way older than me

  • @boredadventures918
    @boredadventures918 7 лет назад

    The Chinese army having trouble recruiting
    Steve:wait what where is this?

  • @cutecookie8612
    @cutecookie8612 7 лет назад

    finally, there was the heavy lunch joke

  • @bigwilli473
    @bigwilli473 7 лет назад

    Now we know where heavy lunch came from!

  • @mikeg8773
    @mikeg8773 7 лет назад

    Everyone arguing and David Fukin Dying in the back

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter 7 лет назад

    Tiff thought steve meant sex in the woods not describing the details of it 🤦‍♂️😂