Alone in the Dark (2005) is a seriously STUPID movie!
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- Опубликовано: 11 мар 2024
- With a new Alone in the Dark game just around the corner, let's take a look at the 2005 movie. Can it really be THAT bad!?
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It was a fish packing factory, the Ice was there for the fish... and we have already put more thought into this movie than Uwe Bowel.
If you want the stupidest line ever, Try monster from bikini beach, and one of the girls says "I hate Crime... Crime killed my parents."
Nice video man tho there's a thing that I feel needs to be addressed:
The movie, the game from 2008, the game series from the 90's and the upcoming game have nothing to do with one another which I find very strange from a franchise name perspective.
Thanks! Yeah that's a real good point. This franchise is kind of all over the place. Let's hope the new game exceeds expectations :D
Isn't the new game supposed to follow some of the story points from the original game?
@@z3c70r5 From what I could gather so far it's inspired by the events that took place in the 90's but it has an original story, characters and all. I could be wrong tho so I guess we'll find out
@@z3c70r5the new game is a reboot/reimagining of the original game.
You think? All they have in common is a character named "Edward Carnby" and some freaky paranormal shit he deals with! The most either entry has in common is the 1993 original and 2024 reimagining which follow the same basic plots and star the same characters.
I watched Alone in the Dark on the same day as Stealth and two very bad movies in one day left me feeling mentally ill. Although I'd watch this movie again if you riffed an entire commentary track.
Hats off to you for surviving two bad movies in one day! I think I'd lose my mind if I riffed the entire film, haha!
Nothing like a uwe bol movie to remind everyone about tax credits for money-losing movie productions in certain countries. He’s literally “The Producers” movie/musical come to life; make it so bad, nobody will pay to see it.
I'm so glad this is true. His movies have provided so many laughs over the years!
*note to self*
Do not drink a pop while listening to reviews.
This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine, loved it ever since it released lol
As daft as it is, it's still a hella entertaining movie! :D
Funny you mention his hairline because Chistian Slater wear a toupee since the mid 90'!
No way! If that's true there'll be hell toupee!
I remember watching this back in the day. Im embarrassed to say i actually enjoyed it
You're not the only one. For all it's faults I've defo got a soft spot for it!
At least the soundtrack was good 😂