It's actually spooky hearing you jump between Temugonagall and Hermione (we need an off-brand Hermione name). The Hermione is so accurate that it could almost make me think it's a voiceover when I know it's not. Damn well done. Edit: ok, my official recommendation is Hermionetsy Grainger. Edit 2: Dammit, someone came up with HermionEbay and that's even better! Sounds better to say out loud.
"Draco was in a shop full of Death eaters, his father is a Death eater. He may be a Death eater, already. What makes you think Draco's a death eater? I don't know...Logic!?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the intro will never get old "hello ladies and jellyspoons, them they's , gays , straights and all of the above AND those i didn't include. welcome back to witch watches where you can watch this witch watch tm" i will forever love that intro ❤
The amount of times I’ve watch order of the phoenix in preparation for this video is…… it’s something, but I’m excited to watch this witch watch. Love you temuGonagall
People are always ragging on Harry for using Sectumsempra on Malfoy during the bathroom fight. I would like to remind them that Malfoy was about to use the Cruciartous curse on Harry.
The idea that it is Weasley family tradition to awkwardly feed each other mincemeat pies is now part of my head canon. We were robbed of seeing Ron feed Harry, robbed I tell you! (It does actually make the scene slightly less painful to watch.)
RIP Maggie Smith, who brought so much charm and life to Professor McGonagle in the movies. They say everyone dies twice; once when your heart stops beating, and again when someone speaks your name for a final time. Ms. Smith, from Minerva McGonagle to Wendy Darling, to Thetis, you will live on in your work forever.
Half blood prince Dumbledore really is like he is in Chanel's sketches, He actually asks Harry if he's dating Hermione like the bets he has with McGonagall. Love this series!!
That's not a walking cane that's just a cane. Try to cane someone with a walking cane and you'll defo incapacitate them instead of a sting/bruise. Like I regularly prepare my walking cane as self defense when I'm walking alone.
@@GammaShae Stay safe queen In general, I really like the Draco-Filch interaction there; it's small and doesn't really contribute to the plot at all but it's such a fun character moment that makes sense for both of them
Lmao, you called it: everyone always freaks out about Dumbledore tasting the dragon's blood, but the true horror is him using the fungal nail infection hand to do it. Get that out of your mouth!
I love these facts that you drop. I didn't know McG was wooed for forty years and married for three, and that her husband died from the Venomous Tentacula. You're amazing as always, and had me in stitches. I can't wait until HP and the Year They Went Camping either.
Channel please do more potter parodies especially of the final battle. I wanna see Voldy’s embarrassment after finding out Hazza didn’t die at the forest.😂😂😂
I always felt Dumbledore kept McGonagall in the dark so that she would never be in harm's way. Like he always saw her as the one to pick up Hogwarts after everything was over. Getting her involved would put that at rism
Okay can I just point out that the spell Dumbledore put on Harry that stopped him from being able to move didn’t come off until he hit the ground meaning it is highly possible that Snape didn’t actually kill him technically speaking.
@Chanwills0 Have you heard about the Harry Potter Dark Theory for Half-Blood Prince?? It has been said that the pash-fest that was Lavender Brown and Ron Weasley was all a result of a love potion spiked drink given to Ron by Lavender during the Quidditch Celebration in the common room. The reason that Slughorn mentions that "it's a strong one." would explain that there might be two different love potions in conflict with each other (Romilda and Lavender) which were then both neutralized with Slughorn's antidote and then again with the bezoar. What do you think?
31:30 bumblebee seems to like to offer booze as well: “Harry first had mead in the summer of 1996 when Dumbledore arrived at 4 Privet Drive to explain Sirius Black's will to him. He remarked that though he had never had anything like it, he enjoyed it immensely. The Dursleys, however, refused to touch the mead offered them and were rapped over the head by their glasses until Albus Dumbledore non-verbally removed the glasses from their presence.[4]”
9:52 that site has got that the wrong way round walking canes are flimsy and are purely for fashion where as walking sticks are thicker and a lot sturdier
i was a high school teacher teaching multiple preps to high-maintenance kids. so i can TOTALLY relate to the paper comments lol i'm curious what went down in the teachers' lounge throughout those 7 years lol
Omg for me its 10pm and my family is asleep bc it’s a Tuesday just starting school and I’m trying so hard not to laugh but I can’t hold it back 😂😂😂😂 27:13
It's actually spooky hearing you jump between Temugonagall and Hermione (we need an off-brand Hermione name). The Hermione is so accurate that it could almost make me think it's a voiceover when I know it's not. Damn well done.
Edit: ok, my official recommendation is Hermionetsy Grainger.
Edit 2: Dammit, someone came up with HermionEbay and that's even better! Sounds better to say out loud.
WishMione.
lol
I wanted to say that too, its eery
shienmione
HermAliExpress
FR i had to stop making dinmer amd rewind because i was TRIPPIN
"Harry doesn't see color. i mean, Harry generally doesn't see." LOL. that cracked me up real hard.
LMFAO I fuckin had a heart attack when I heard this in the video ISTG
😂😂😂😂
Lmao fr
I’m laughing so hard 40:07
its not his fault he cant see 😭😭
TemuGonagall has successfully marketed the HP movies as “small indie films” to me
I feel this in my soul lmfaooo. She also had convinced me successfully that Maggie Smith played her in a movie
ngl that intro never gets old,
"Witch watches, where you can watch this witch watch™"
Just trademarking to make sure I can sue if someone steals my catch phrase 😌😏😂
Fr
Queen of alliteration
BUT WHICH WITCH IS THIS? THIS IS TEMUGONAGALL.
BFR 😂
"Draco was in a shop full of Death eaters, his father is a Death eater. He may be a Death eater, already. What makes you think Draco's a death eater? I don't know...Logic!?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was awesome.
@@CaseyCampbell17 I know right!?!
'She's the most useful one, aside from when she chooses not to be' all clever characters when the plot demands Mystery™
"Too late to abort the boy, but abort the mission" XD Temugonagall still talking facts
🤪😝✌️
the intro will never get old
"hello ladies and jellyspoons, them they's , gays , straights and all of the above AND those i didn't include. welcome back to witch watches where you can watch this witch watch tm"
i will forever love that intro
❤
The amount of times I’ve watch order of the phoenix in preparation for this video is…… it’s something, but I’m excited to watch this witch watch. Love you temuGonagall
It is the half blood prince not the order of the phoenix
You too Mr Clean, you too ☺️
@@Happy_one13 what theyre saying is that they watched the previous video in preperation.
@@Lurra._.Official oh, ok I didn’t understand
@@Happy_one13 np
"Harry has bi wife energy" was not a quote I expected, but i also agree with it 1000%. McGonagall spitting facts as per
People are always ragging on Harry for using Sectumsempra on Malfoy during the bathroom fight. I would like to remind them that Malfoy was about to use the Cruciartous curse on Harry.
In the book. But in the movie it was ambiguous spell number 10.
“Don’t give kids alcohol!” Ma’am, this is Europe. It’s basically all we do.
😂😂😂
Especially in the ballkans.
Our motto, children, is..
✨GASLIGHT✨
⚡️GATEKEEP⚡️
⭐️GIRLBOSS⭐️
Remember, we gotta keep that gas LIT.
The idea that it is Weasley family tradition to awkwardly feed each other mincemeat pies is now part of my head canon. We were robbed of seeing Ron feed Harry, robbed I tell you! (It does actually make the scene slightly less painful to watch.)
Fred and George are just waiting off screen with a comically big one to smash in Harry’s face
@@Chanwills0if only… 😢 😂
RIP Maggie Smith, who brought so much charm and life to Professor McGonagle in the movies. They say everyone dies twice; once when your heart stops beating, and again when someone speaks your name for a final time. Ms. Smith, from Minerva McGonagle to Wendy Darling, to Thetis, you will live on in your work forever.
Half blood prince Dumbledore really is like he is in Chanel's sketches, He actually asks Harry if he's dating Hermione like the bets he has with McGonagall. Love this series!!
Hearing a flawless mcgonagall impression immediatly switch to a flawless Hermoine impression feels so weird
25:00 Arthur's excited because he's going to have a son-in-law that can show him more Muggle sh*ts. 😂😂
😂😂
The way she hit Harry with the " Auf Wiedersehen "
Was on POINT
man, your hermoine impressions are getting me so hard i cannot stop wheezing whenever i watch those reactions. Keep up the good world you Goddess!
WAKE UP!! THE QUEEN HAS POSTED!
It should be the witch has posted
Yas
On walking sticks versus canes: A cane also has connotations of corporal punishment (Caning)
That's not a walking cane that's just a cane. Try to cane someone with a walking cane and you'll defo incapacitate them instead of a sting/bruise.
Like I regularly prepare my walking cane as self defense when I'm walking alone.
@@GammaShae Stay safe queen
In general, I really like the Draco-Filch interaction there; it's small and doesn't really contribute to the plot at all but it's such a fun character moment that makes sense for both of them
we stan the name of the chapters. as well as the intro it just shows ur energy
the chapter names are hilarious
"I think there's something in you're wardrobe trying to come out-"
"PLOT TWIST- its harry potter!"
That had me more dead than Sirius Black-
Lmao, you called it: everyone always freaks out about Dumbledore tasting the dragon's blood, but the true horror is him using the fungal nail infection hand to do it. Get that out of your mouth!
Eh, he knows he's dying anyway.
Brotha eww 😂
I love these facts that you drop. I didn't know McG was wooed for forty years and married for three, and that her husband died from the Venomous Tentacula. You're amazing as always, and had me in stitches. I can't wait until HP and the Year They Went Camping either.
6:58 Hermione back at it again with the gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss!
Dumbledore making an unbreakable vow over Sherbert Lemon is just sooo fitting🤣
"What lengths is he gonna go to to get out of doing paperwork?" Girl, I started cackling 😂
This woman is single-handedly restoring my enjoyment of the Harry Potter franchise and I am extremely grateful for it.
"he still owes me money" I couldn't stop laughing. Great review can't wait to see what's next.
"Gandolph, the Gay" Always cracks me up!🤣Did he ever pay you the eighty quid?
"As a cat, that really boils my piss" I can't 😂😂
“That fungal nail infection really got out of hand, didn’t it.” I can’t. I’m literally dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Channel please do more potter parodies especially of the final battle. I wanna see Voldy’s embarrassment after finding out Hazza didn’t die at the forest.😂😂😂
Not likely to be honest 😂 sorry
@@Chanwills0🥲🥲
@@Chanwills0Why not out of curiosity?
“To late to abort the child but, ABORT MISSION.”😭💀😭
the fan is iconic
This is the best one yet. The next two are going to be her ranting about the so called “boys club”. I’m very excited
Never clicked so fast in my life 😭😭 love you Temugonagall
Fr
Same
I'm so glad you do these videos it's gonna be part of remembering her today. R.I.P Maggie Smith you will be forever missed❤️❤️
I always felt Dumbledore kept McGonagall in the dark so that she would never be in harm's way. Like he always saw her as the one to pick up Hogwarts after everything was over. Getting her involved would put that at rism
Temugonagall is the best at making me laugh at least 5 times :3 she's a icon she's a legend she . is . the . moment .
If you thought Lynx Africa was bad, imagine being stuck in the changing rooms where all the other boys used at least a can each. Honestly suffocating.
God, flash backs to the most horrid smelling lessons of school (apart from one class where someone had a gone off protein shake)
McGonagall talks about Amelia Bones
Dog wakes up and proceeds to look for bones
"My poor dear stupid husband" kills me every time
"What lengths will he go to to avoid paperwork?" 😂😂😂
"And he still owes me money!" 😭🤣
Your impersonations are spot on😂.
"There are no voices Harry"
"Poof"
"There are no voices Harry." Whatever she said about screaming. Haha.
Okay can I just point out that the spell Dumbledore put on Harry that stopped him from being able to move didn’t come off until he hit the ground meaning it is highly possible that Snape didn’t actually kill him technically speaking.
I don't think I have ever laughed so much in the span of 47 minutes. I thank you very much because it was the laugh I needed.
awe sweet!! you put the Eye back there. Wonderful that Rivendell is still in frame :3
“ Harry has bi wife energy” that really got me im rolling
Your Hermione voice is so accurate that every time you use it I get a jump scare
OMG UR HERMIONE IMPRESSION IS SO GOOD
8:38 seamlessly transitioning from Minnie Mac G to Hermione gave me whiplash
“Think you can get past me you can TRY you don’t wanna see these moves hun” - Temugonagall
Been waiting for this!!! Witch watches where you can watch this witch watch. Never gets old
FR!
That transition from McGonnagall to Hermione and then back was seamless
You had me cackling and doin’ the ol’ Voldy laugh throughout this whole video. 💀💀💀 Your wit is really something else, Chanel!
Our fav professor just posted 🗣️🔥
That feels slightly odd as your pfp is literally Draco Malfoy
@@HarryPottergirl934 It’s not odd.. is it? 😃
This was just what I needed today! On point commentary from TemuGonagall as always
I am so sorry for your loss, RIP professor McGonagall
Not our girl throwing shade at snape, that had me 😂😂
bleeding out but can't stop that Temugonagall grind
Oml, her speaking out about J.K Rowling is just so perfect and it made my day ❤️
I love your videos. And the sayings like "Bitty Bobitty Back Hand"
"But he is a vErY Odd mAn As gAnDaLf the GaY-"😂😂😂 bro I'm dying 😂😂😂 at 2:30
AND the way temuMcGonagall insulted umbridge at 3:23 loll
19:44 "before Severus sucker punches you with his palpable hatred" 😂
I have watched temuGonagall like a million this week. Love you temuGonagall ❤
Your Hermionie impression is SPOT ON Chanel! 💗 As a dedicated full time Harry Potter lover, I enjoy your content! ❤❤❤
YASSS THE QUEEN HAS UPLOADED!
@Chanwills0 Have you heard about the Harry Potter Dark Theory for Half-Blood Prince??
It has been said that the pash-fest that was Lavender Brown and Ron Weasley was all a result of a love potion spiked drink given to Ron by Lavender during the Quidditch Celebration in the common room.
The reason that Slughorn mentions that "it's a strong one." would explain that there might be two different love potions in conflict with each other (Romilda and Lavender) which were then both neutralized with Slughorn's antidote and then again with the bezoar.
What do you think?
NOT TEMUGONAGALL I'M CRYING 😭😭
That little laugh at 14:14 sounded like a boy that was in my class last year 😅
I wasn't looking and your impresion of Hermione in 8:36 was sooo good I belived it was audio from the movie :o
No because the actual voice of dumbledore shocked me because im so used to the parody version 😭😭
Doja running away from the wand fight is classic. Oh my goodness I love this so freaking much!!!❤❤❤❤
Love you!! It is over 100 degrees where I live in Texas rn so I feel ya. I always have a laugh when you post videos. I LOVE the longer content!
R.I.P ✨maggie smith✨❤
OH ABSOLUTELY YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
the face when ginny and harry hug😭 love you temugonagall
My favorite HP movie covered by TemuGonagall 😭
Hope you enjoy 🙏🏽
“I’m sorry where popping bubbly with the KIDS ?” That made me laugh so hard 💀
"why are my nipple piercings here?", "hephephephep" 🤣 she's so iconic! I love these vids❤
Can’t wait for her to watch Snapes backstory in deathly hallows part 2 because that part gets me every time
Love your content and for new idea for which witch watches would be LOTR in parts
Not McGonagall talking about the fellowship would be hilarious
Sending you love on what has to be a difficult day!
Oh you make my day so much better!! Always be you! And Minerva when you feel like it. 🥰
Ah thank you so much! So glad you enjoy the content! 🥹🥰🙏🏽
31:30 bumblebee seems to like to offer booze as well:
“Harry first had mead in the summer of 1996 when Dumbledore arrived at 4 Privet Drive to explain Sirius Black's will to him. He remarked that though he had never had anything like it, he enjoyed it immensely. The Dursleys, however, refused to touch the mead offered them and were rapped over the head by their glasses until Albus Dumbledore non-verbally removed the glasses from their presence.[4]”
9:52 that site has got that the wrong way round walking canes are flimsy and are purely for fashion where as walking sticks are thicker and a lot sturdier
Yep, canes are props for cool guys in smart suits and top hats, tap dancing to 1930s and '40s tunes in these newfangled "talkies"!
Dame Maggie Smith what a fighter like she filmed with cancer she was a true gryffindor 🪄
"Eyes. They're WASTED on the youth." Sounds like a slogan 😂
as soon as i watched order of the phonix witch watches i was so excited for the half blood prince witch watches
i was a high school teacher teaching multiple preps to high-maintenance kids. so i can TOTALLY relate to the paper comments lol i'm curious what went down in the teachers' lounge throughout those 7 years lol
0:55 UR SO ICONIC FOR THAT
LITERALLY I .C .O .N.
Omg for me its 10pm and my family is asleep bc it’s a Tuesday just starting school and I’m trying so hard not to laugh but I can’t hold it back 😂😂😂😂 27:13
That Hermione impression always catches me off guard. It's just too perfect
why do I find the chapter things so amazing and why am I addicted to these videos
First!! I have been waiting all day for this! I love your vids so much ❤
third sorry
@@Foxton4712 wdym???
I wasn’t prepared for the “nipple piercing”! 🤣🤣🤣
I love these videos!!
12:56 I love it when she does that