100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All?
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Complete list of jokes:
1. Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund
2. Yo mama so fat when she dies in Call of Duty the player gets a five-person kill streak
3. Yo mama so ugly she makes One Direction go the other direction
4. Yo mama so hairy when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn
5. Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke
6. Yo mama so short she hang glides on a Dorito
7. Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes
8. Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that"
9. Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live
10. Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas
11. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out of her window she got arrested for mooning
12. Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent
13. Yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
14. Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
15. Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
16. Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night
17. Yo mama so fat she had to be baptized at SeaWorld
18. Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
19. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot took her picture
20. Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application
21. Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew
22. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
23. Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to Heaven
24. Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her driver's license
25. Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
26. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone
27. Yo mama so fat half of her is in a parallel universe
28. Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker
29. Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died
30. Yo mama so short she broke her leg getting off the toilet
31. Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage
32. Yo mama so ugly when the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall he said "Oh no!"
33. Yo mama so fat when she climbed into a monster truck it became a lowrider
34. Yo mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail
35. Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye
36. Yo mama so old she sat next to Moses in third grade
37. Yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide
38. Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test
39. Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games
40. Yo mama so fat when she made a PS3 account the entire network crashed
41. Yo mama so ugly her reflection said "I quit"
42. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
43. Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was "chilly" outside she ran and got a bowl
44. Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang
45. Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
46. Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her
47. Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's
48. Yo mama so ugly not even Goldfish crackers smile back
49. Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
50. Yo mama so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry
51. Yo mama so ugly when she played the Scary Maze game, the picture said "I quit!"
52. Yo mama so fat Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on her asshole
53. Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan Man
54. Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high
55. Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad
56. Yo mama so poor she went to KFC to lick people's fingers
57. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit
58. Yo mama so ugly the Forever Alone guy denied her friend request
59. Yo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples
60. Yo mama so fat she's a map on Call of Duty
61. Yo mama so fat when I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck
62. Yo mama so fat even Kirby can't eat her
63. Yo mama so ugly at the strip club people pay her to keep her clothes on
64. Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does
65. Yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death
66. Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast
67. Yo mama so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list (Wreck-It Ralph)
68. Yo mama so stupid she threw water at the computer to put out a flame war
69. Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her
70. Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie (Chewbacca)
71. Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, you missed the entire show (Breaking Bad)
72. Yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed
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Every kid growing up in the 2010's tried to memorize these jokes for lunchtime.
IkR 🤣 I end up forgetting a lot
You speaking facts
TRUEE BRO
Yep
I end up getting 2 right
WHO WATCHED ALL 100 JOKES?!?!
-Brody
Me
I did!!!!
I did
Not any of the people who liked :P
I did
Throwback to when I used to watch this channel as a little kid lol
LITTERALLY
YO MAMA SO FAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hell yeah
@@goprogamerv2520ash b😊
Same used to watch it when I was younger
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW THIS IS LITERALLY JOE SWANSON
He sounds like him but isn’t voiced by the same guy
Also Agamemnon from Peabody and Sherman
Brock Samson headass
Bill Cipher talked about this in a video
I remember thinking this was hilarious back in like 3rd grade.
BisexualNarwhal your young
BisexualNarwhal frrrrrrrrr
Still is
I read like a 3d grader but I am in 1st GRADE GET OFF MY 7UP DUDE
Same
man this is like a time capsule of 2010s internet culture
Your momma scary Gary
True
“2010s internet culture” - 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@K2HW me neither
Your mama so ugly when Pennywise saw her, he said fuck no, we ran away
10:43 The perfect CaseOh joke.
Nice
The “Yo mamas so fat” skits are basically Caseoh jokes today
100 Jokes, 100 Million Views, each joke is worth 1 million views
Perfectly Balenced, As All Things Should Be.
Now, it's 100.68 million
500th like
@@apersonthatexists9008 ehh you stole that
Bruh this comment is stolen the comment lol at the comment above this
Everyone back in primary school would tell these jokes and think they were so cool
@@causalsunsfan5651 doesnt change anything
NBA BROWDER oh wow, did you just hate FORTNITE? Wow dude, what an original thought, I’m sure nobody’s made a hate comment on fortnite ever in the history of time.
yay ur british like me best buddys lol nah imma stop this shit gg
xd im wet
Spencer Snowman I’m sure you were a mistake
I always laugh at the “JUST GET IN THE FREAKING CAEERRRR!!!!!”
Same lol
Same, I just love saying it. Lol
I remember when I was a kid playing try not to laugh around the tv with my cousins, we were all crying from these jokes 💀
I like how back then we all thought these were out of this world comebacks. 👊🏼😭😭
Hello my fellow friend who watches stuff over a year :)
Hi
Bruh
@@mozuraza6890 ok?
Hi
ikr
Every elementary school child watched this video and claimed that they made up all these... good times
That was me right there
Facts
YUP LMAO
I’m one of um
@@lilz8858 kduuxu
I used to remember people trying to remember that your mama jokes in primary school during break, funniest shit that ever ever happened
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2:12 this has to be canon
True
I remember these from the old days, there were hilarious jokes. 😂
@@honey.fr0g824 Not really since a lot of ppl that watched it are starting to grow up and not find this type of shit funny anymore 🤷🏽♂️
Facts
@@spicedogz4438 gamer
key word WERE
IK
This was the golden age
Golden age of failure
@@offended323 indeed
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Ah the golden age of RUclips, how far we have fallen.
More like the stone age
I'm watching this while high and I just realized they played Pink Floyd at 10:12
I found these to be the funniest shit back in middle school. Nearly 10 years later, it's like the time capsule of another era.
Don’t even try to lie, everyone thought these were hilarious a few years ago
half of these are hilarious now
Shut up their still funny
@Faizan Rizwan whats wrong with gacha anyway?
@Faizan Rizwan honestly everybody has opinions right? Some like it some hate it
only some buy not much
remember in 6th grade when everyone would quote these on a daily basis 😂
No
Fax
Hi
Yup
Srsly *we are quoting it in Year four*
2:46 Get in the car!! 😂😂😂
3:30 _"¡Just get in the frickin' car!"_
“Carpet burn” gets me to this day…
BRRRRO! hahahaaa classic shit.
Nice
Childhood nostalgia. I remember memorising some of these to use on my friends lmao
Same
Ayyyee boys we all thought this was funny back then only real OG's come here now
yup
Ikr
Yup OG asf
cool
Yup watched it 2nd grade came back 6 years later its ight👋🏼💀
4:34 You can tell this video was from a different era of the internet just by this alone
i remember binge watching the hell outta these when i was in 3rd-5th grade, good times.
This video really brings me back.
FRRRR
How old are u now and how long ago was it
Thia came out 2015
@@felipemarcus2562 yeas but the clips he put in the video where older
At this point, I know all of these by heart.
fuckin neek
@@lips.4354 BRUHHHHH
please, i watched this since the channel’s first yo mama joke
@@Henry_TMF please you play gacha life, just this video is older than you
@@Henry_TMF cap lmao
21:28 why do the subtitles say "you interrupted my dream where I was high-fiving Vin Diesel" when he doesn't actually say that in that part?
It got cut out for some reason
Copyright? @@rubiks_20
1:59 “So Let’s Bury Her>:)” Got Me Dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's funny and dark
He sounds like the guy from the bee movie the guy who tried to kill the bee with the shoe
you mean the guy from mib 2
You mean patrick warburton?
You mean David Puddy?
Noora Irshad2877 you mean the bee movie?
Glad I'm not the only 1 who thinks this
Remember when Yo Mama was the source for roasts in Middle School ?
hgrrc7 elementary
Still is
yessssssssss
Yep!
At least some were actually funny instead of people repeating **YOUR MOM GAY XD**
“She thought nickel Back was a refund” 😂😂 These were gold back in the day…….😢
_Hehehehehe_
I remember watching this as a wee lad. I am back now as a big boy and I wish all of yall a merry christmas in 4 months xD
I thought this was top tier comedy in 5th grade
Yeets McGee it is
Same lol xD
@Crystal Odame oh you're one of those people in elementary school who thinks they're so cool and "mature." You're not mature, you're just pretentious.
Crystal Odame yOu HavE no ChildHooD
Crystal Odame kid your 11 your mature
Only OGs came back
Yessiirr
Yktv
yes
Yesssirrrrr
I just came back for the nostalgia. It was worth it
26:12 This is the first time in years I heard this IN context
1:17 as a kid that joke killed me.
Remember when back in the day this was the pinnacle of RUclips comedy?
Your mom
@@D4rkamusprimestill got it 😁
Xbox game 🎯
It still is the pinnacle of RUclips comedy
Yo mama
God, So much nostalgia. TY Yo Mama guy, you were my childhood
Same. My brother introduced this very video when i was in 6th grade. I still find myself watching this channel every once in a while
I loaf broie and momma yo momma ugly scared away my self
1:35 😭
Facts
You know his name is Brody Foxx.
Those Yo Mama Jokes Were So Funny,
And They Were Good Too.
Yeah
This takes me back to 2015, amazing nostalgia
Same! I only found about this video in 2015 from my cousins and we had lots of fun watching it.. ah good times and nostalgia..
Is anyone watching these during quarantine because they have nothing better to do?
Same bro
Yea
Yup
yup
Yes man
he literally invented mom jokes, without him humor wouldnt be what it is now
Wtf no u dummy
@@Altair2786 shush
first yo mama joke was written in 1500 BC
Uhhh no he didn't😂
Wothout him there would be less cringey kids on roblox or any game really, but then again that would be less stuff for us to laugh at soo
man coming back to this just feels nostalgia lmfao me and my cousin were talking about this video at school 😂
This needs to be preserved in the Library of Congress for historical purposes
Who’s here after the final yo mama joke was announced?
Its sad ;-;
Yeah
Me bro its sad
Who is saying these jokes what’s his name?
Me and it’s sad 😔
Anyone else use these jokes at lunch time back in elementary school?
Lol yea, although I used them when I was in 2nd grade tho cuz I was stupid asf
@@tench6557 same bro me and my friends used to laugh soooooo hard at these things now we’re all grown up and think they’re dumb miss those days....
Facts
Me and my neighbors would joke about these back then
I remember we talked about them in 4 grade lunch
yo mama jokes were banned in my school, and you’d get sent to the principal’s office if they heard you saying one💀💀
I wonder why my mother never wanted me to watch this, this is comedy gold!
I laughed my ass off in 3rd grade
Yes...
@Natori Spencer If you in 3rd grade stop cussing
Me Three
@@damanithegoat9653 theyre not in third grade.. they said "in third grade"
@@jules-kr5ro No they said that they are in third grade
This is really hard to watch in 2019
So ugly
Gart Mell Yeah ik :/
I don't think I can watch them all
Gart Mell is not hard I watched it all
Gart Mell It’s just so much fucking weirder
17:34 bro thinks she godzilla 💀💀💀
My friend and I got in trouble in 5th grade class for laughing too loud at this. Good times
Never thought someone insulting my mom 100 times could be so entertaining
Stephen Robertson IKr like I was in 5th grade and I watched these and laughed without realizing
Nigga
Who is here because of the last yo mama joke
Dylan Karcher me 😔
Me and this has 99 million veiws
tiktok gonna get this video to 100 million views
Me
Me
The seaweed joke actually makes sense. 😂😂😂😂
This video is an absolute classic! The King of videos the 2010's!
Exactly hehehe
i remember when my best friend and i would see this vid and laugh until we couldn’t breathe. i miss her, but we’re just strangers walking around with each others’ secrets.
may that’s depressing
@@harrisonbrown5125 it really is
may that is sad
Forgotten Fate666 it’s been like 6+ years:/
@@may6953 video was published a little over 5 years ago. Am I missing something?
anyone else just remember this for no particular reason and came back to it?
Yep
Yeah I was in the restroom listening to this
Yea
Yup
Yeaa
AFTER 6YEARS I finally watch this again
This was my childhood 😂😢
The day comedy was invented
K
...
@@monicaugoh1391 . • ° • .
Uhhh.... yeah..
Yes
Admit it... RUclips didn't recommend this to you, you looked it up
no, it actually did recommend it to me
@@burnttea-oh3hs oh, ok. I don't care
@@Tatted_stylist_ damn your sooo rude my guy
*I actually searched up Yo mama complimations for the horrible yo mama jokes.* *Wish me luck!*
Nah nah fam this came after the duck song
0:03 he is not good
0:25 the most fattest
0:43 because they hate them
1:06 the baby died
1:16 SpongeBob reference
1:26 but the fat one ate her
1:40 that the one puppet from Sesame Street
1:55 yes you can
2:10 the all known meme
2:20 when Jesus was still alive
2:39 mooning isn’t right
2:51 no
3:10 because she a grown ass man
3:24 is that even illegal
3:35 the drink
3:50 like her green soap
4:03 that isn’t see world
4:17 do they exist
4:38 and she naked
4:50 she got scared
5:13 I like that drink
5:25 make the onion cry you
5:43 pay your fanum tax
6:11 the smurfs
6:29 milk isn’t good
6:38 Diamond
6:57 the fat boy
7:13 that’s mine
7:30 it’s fine
7:47 the toilet skibid
8:14 across the world
8:24 yummy
8:41 cool car
8:57 that dosent works with voice mail
9:13 that the person who saying goodbye
9:39 Zeus which is goat
9:53 the void
10:05 is there more
10:23 which is the worst
10:43 meaning my connection is gone
11:09 he screamed
11:22 making the cloud falls
11:36 a bowl dosent work
11:56 wharr
12:15 LMAO
12:30 became she sick
12:43 He is not good
12:57 I don’t like goldfish
13:12 the files is too big
13:25 what
13:35 a classic
13:53 the black hole 🕳️
14:12 he bad
14:35 it’s the most
14:49 iPad
14:59 is that real
15:12 what the actual hell
15:26 good 👍
15:45 dimps
15:57 that pretty sus
16:12 and his head
16:39 kroby
17:07 off*
17:28 but it crashed
17:53 beef jerky’s are good Ngl
18:08 sonic the fasted hedgehog
18:22 because there food inside
18:39 which makes it better
19:02 cringe
19:14 king long
19:44 breaking bad sucks
20:09 that’s not real suicide
20:30 powder smells like
20:39 donuts are good
20:53 there too ugly
21:07 paper tv
21:20 jump contest
21:31 mortal kombat is classic
21:56 that’s not how it’s going
22:13 in a zoo
22:35 how big cars can get
22:55 there both bitches
23:07 gas’s it’s a lot
23:25 there ripped
23:37 racism
23:49 Big Mac iPad
23:59 she the reason he has no friends
24:15 that’s not real
24:29 no
24:40 skittles can make you chocked
24:55 the bathroom
25:27 not real
25:49 but couldn’t
26:09 the Super Bowl when
26:21 got the nose
26:38 the steak RUclipsr
26:53 she fell and got the drinks
27:11 the water jump in the sewer
27:25 the RUclips
27:42 Godzilla mom
This took me a lot of minutes to make
25:45 brody: lick lick lick lick lick lick
2:11 this is still legendary even after all this time
XBOX LIVE
2:12
XBOX LIVE!!!
9:25 ME WTF is a hello kitty 😏
also Me 😂😂😂😂
_get it?_
"Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to climb MOUNTAIN DEEWWWW!!"
"Stupid lady, that's a refreshing beverage!"
*_GEEZ!_*
My favorite one XD
*G E E Z*
r/ youngpeopleyoutube
Mountain Derp LOL
GE E EZZZZZZ
MegaMetalManX XDDD
Legend says the picture is still printing to this day
13:15 legends say it’s still printing to this day
I remember when this was a funniest thing on youtube, along with nigahiga, annoying orange and a bunch others
the best thing is that nigahiga’s content actually still holds up to this day
Bro annoying orange is legendary
@@1secondarysmile I KNOW right!!
excuuuuuuse me? nigahiga is STILL funny. He just doesn't upload so frequently anymore :(
@@heisen-bones He literally just appreciated him. What are you on about?
This guy sounds a lot like Joe from Family guy...
R u sure?
Tokyo Ghoul. Nice.
daleketchup I love your dalek picture.
Lol
I think he is
I actually miss this era..
XBOX LIIVVEE A CLASSIC
2:09 the moment you have all been waiting for
XBOX LIIIIIIIIIVE
We need Kel to make this canon
SHE BOUGHT TICKETS...
@@CagedShadow32TO XBOX LIVE!!!
@@CagedShadow32TO XBOX LIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!!
2:50 at least she knows that two quarters make 50 cents
Lol
I know right
Yes
@@Filthy_Furry_Sorrow LMAO
lol
I remember watching these as a kid
This brings back memories
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Ikr
Also any morgz vid
Walter
Very accurate
The narrator sounds like joe Swanson from family guy
Ok so I found out that the narrator can do a good impression of Joe, but is not actually Joe's voice actor
you are wright
Kayden Lafon right* lol 😂 sorry I had to 😂
do you know who it is???
ya guys get in fricking cer
Kayden Lafon Joe Swanson
Pov it's 2015 and you and your cousin watch these to memorise fir break time
I love these Yo Mama jokes and Kenneth loves these too!
Me: sees a video called '100 jokes can you watch them all'
RUclips: 100 million views
"perfectly balanced as all things should be."
I remember roasting tf out of my friends in 3rd grade and 4th grade with these. Now I'm older and I miss those moments. 😩😔
Same
Just roast some toxic people online or something
I remember watching this years ago it was great I was only 12 years old then
I'm reliving some memories. 🤣
Also, this was posted on my Bday!
Felt like I had god powers when I remember these word for word before school started 😂
Knowing how our humor has been devolving in the past two years, in about three years this will be the panicle of funny again.
it already is
bro was right
XBOX LIVE!!!
XBOX LIVE!!!
1 year
I remember I thought this was funny asl back in middle school 😭 man I tweaked
Fr 2015 was a different time
Now The Jokes Are Just Twerking
DinoTheKid ikr!!! Like in 2014-2015
it feels nice to come back for a refresher after all these years
This guy's Twitter is actually pretty funny, and he gives "yo mama lore" I recently saw him on my Twitter and was like "OMG I REMEMBER HIM"
3:27 I used to not understand that.
He meant crack as the drug
Jeff Kealy me to
Jeff Kealy I used to not get any of the drugs and gay ones lmao
GET IN DA CAAAARRRRRR
Jeff Kealy sane
"Can you watch them all?" I didn't realize just how hard a challenge that really was.
Almost too many ugly ones then, eh? 🤢😆🤢
Especially nowadays but goddammit let that nostalgia push through for u
@@realtetria I'll like to let some nostalgia push through me 😩
My friend jaren and I use to humiliate renekas mom and my friend renkea would be so pissed we calmed her down with Christian music and she would forgive us
Remember everyone used these in 2010- 2014
"That's what they all say, GET IN THE CAER!"
- Frank the Cop
Want to know what this video reminds me of?
Simpler times.
Peyton Bloom :(
This shit sucks
Kokokookokoko
Yep
now remeber the times where you could have shot yourself witha glock and a magnum for the price tag of.70 cent 😄
haha Awesome compilation of classic jokes!
DreamOfEntertainment
yeah thats the guy who made my toaster catch on fire
Hey I watch your videos science is awesome!!
hi
Dude Crazy Germain I'm a huge fan keep up the good work
ThatFluffySheep . now you need a new family
I forgot abt these 😭 I just randomly remembered them when I was getting ready for school
0:22 1:38 2:08 2:49 3:21 6:09 8:10 8:21 8:38 9:36 9:50 11:53 12:27 12:39 13:10 13:50 14:46 14:57 15:10 15:54 19:41 21:53 22:31 25:24 25:47 26:08 17:24