Matches being #1 might be the most painful thing I have ever seen. You can start what, 30 fires? Congrats. They can already start fires. You know what gets more than 30 uses? Everything on that list except candy. Lmfao.
Matches being No.1 HAD to be Chat as a Collective Entity just shitposting right? Surely, surely that many people didn’t think “hm yes show them how we have fire on demand” right, right???
Matches at number 1 is insanity. But Candy, Sharpie, and Flashlight are all awful choices as well. And fucking Cave men had tools, so a hammer is literally nothing, and a knife is just very fancy form of what they already have. Everything here is fucking a bad choice, but the 4 finite ones are far and away the worst.
It's not what is the most useful in the ice age, it's what impresses the caveman the most without them trying to kill you. The other side of the prompt is what would you bring to defend yourself against caveman in which case both the hammer and knive are valid options. Portable instant fire in the coldest time on earth ever seems like a pretty solid way to be seen as god for them. Just gotta make it seems like a miracle and see it as 30 miracles to impress caveman instead.
not gonna lie. I thought the pottery painting prompt was asking what design you would paint onto some shit. imagine my surprise when 5 streamers agreed theyd paint a picture of a mug on a vase 🤨
depends. cavemen used tools themselves, and if they have a spear or a ranged weapon, the cavemen will cook you. now put the knife at the end of a stick, we are going somewhere! and of course an unarmed caveman will lose horribly vs an armed modern man. the physiology isn't too different between now and 30k years ago.
Match, Flashlight, Hammer 1-2-3 is insanely obvious and every one of you who disagrees can fight me. Making fire quickly and conveniently is amazing. Once you have one fire, you can give fire to other people (they love you for this. You just saved them hours and hours after a rainy day or snow storm or migration) and you can continue feeding a fire to keep it alive until something bad happens. Hint: If something bad happens and you can't get warm, you DIE. Flashlight goes hard. Humans rely on sight to do things. There is a long period of time we don't get to do that. That time is when predators are most active. But sure yeah it's useless bro for sure. Hammer would be used every single day by every person in the tribe and it wouldn't ever break, because it's forged, shaped, solid steel that is the perfect shape and is harder than anything a caveman is going to throw it at. But yeah man I'm SURE that the screw driver, can opener, and toothpick in the multi tool is gonna really wow at the cave function.
I think it depends on the hammer. My hammer isn’t solid steel lol. Mine has a pink wooden handle and it’s my second one because my dad broke the handle on my first one while we were building a bookshelf. 😂
Uhh.. people love posters, how are they surprised? 😂 At least they look nice, way better than random shit like a pin, beanie, patch, vinyl you'll never use, or a cap.
I just started watching and seeing this game he is going to call everyone crazy in annoying fashion for the smallest possible disagreements like 50 times ain't he?
"I promise fucking, I deliver cmon man" losing is a crime
8 PEOPLE JACKING AT ONCE? WHAT IS THIS, A DISCORD CALL? wait..
Stay pegged
Stay pegged
We making it out the gooncave with this one
Mom found the goon box
I forget Nl has like 400000 connections
8 people jackbox pog
pogbox 8 jack people
The cave person disrespect is INSANE. They were not savage bloodthirsty animals 😂
the cavemen were more chill than these eight arguing over that prompt
Malf brain is uncomprehendable. The pile of hammers joke from nl was so true.
15:00 "Chat, would you still watch my streams if I turned into a worm?"
Was Malf setting up for an Epstein joke at 16:50?
I thought it was a 9/11 joke but Epstein works too
I thought it was going to be a 9/11 joke personally
@@PyregrammerSame thing honestly.
Matches being #1 might be the most painful thing I have ever seen.
You can start what, 30 fires? Congrats. They can already start fires. You know what gets more than 30 uses? Everything on that list except candy. Lmfao.
Matches being No.1 HAD to be Chat as a Collective Entity just shitposting right? Surely, surely that many people didn’t think “hm yes show them how we have fire on demand” right, right???
Matches at number 1 is insanity. But Candy, Sharpie, and Flashlight are all awful choices as well. And fucking Cave men had tools, so a hammer is literally nothing, and a knife is just very fancy form of what they already have. Everything here is fucking a bad choice, but the 4 finite ones are far and away the worst.
@@Durzaka nah flashlight has the highest chance of getting you worshipped and it's not even close
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It's not what is the most useful in the ice age, it's what impresses the caveman the most without them trying to kill you. The other side of the prompt is what would you bring to defend yourself against caveman in which case both the hammer and knive are valid options.
Portable instant fire in the coldest time on earth ever seems like a pretty solid way to be seen as god for them. Just gotta make it seems like a miracle and see it as 30 miracles to impress caveman instead.
Holy brsh - Over 2k people have jacked their box in under an hour
That's got me pegged out of my gourd
49:40 has me in tears. Wtf
Chib Lee nation!!!
7 grown men and a hobbit jack into a bar
One day Rob will make an appearance I have faith 👏🙏
Stay turned for the continuation of the Gay Grocery saga.
"you sound like a bug" made me deep belly laugh
not gonna lie. I thought the pottery painting prompt was asking what design you would paint onto some shit. imagine my surprise when 5 streamers agreed theyd paint a picture of a mug on a vase 🤨
7 people and 1 egg playing jackbox? My gourd doth overflow with pog
Apollo thinking a human with a kitchen knife stands no chance against the average caveman is extreme anti-recency bias
depends. cavemen used tools themselves, and if they have a spear or a ranged weapon, the cavemen will cook you.
now put the knife at the end of a stick, we are going somewhere!
and of course an unarmed caveman will lose horribly vs an armed modern man. the physiology isn't too different between now and 30k years ago.
fr they're not superhumans they're just like, strong dudes
@@Tanzklaue Oh absolutely on the spears, I was laughing at the part where he said the caveman would just Agent 47 snap your neck instantaneously
the caveman discourse is insanely funny
“you sound like a bug” sent me to the effing stratosphere
Bemidji is in Minnesota, -2
Wow I didn't even know youtube tells you how many seconds ago a video was published if you find it in under a minute,
True NL fan detected
I believe there are autistic people who do not produce melatonin so high doses aren’t as bad
why multi-tool? why do you need a phillips head screwdriver?
Imagine how far construction would have progressed by today if we had the Phillips head screw 9000 years earlier.
If you get 8 people poll mines start doing personalised questions involving everyone??? thats so cool
37:45
"pride keep losers"
I can't believe that the randomly generated poster actually has made something kinda good as an advise
4:42 broke me
Match, Flashlight, Hammer 1-2-3 is insanely obvious and every one of you who disagrees can fight me.
Making fire quickly and conveniently is amazing. Once you have one fire, you can give fire to other people (they love you for this. You just saved them hours and hours after a rainy day or snow storm or migration) and you can continue feeding a fire to keep it alive until something bad happens. Hint: If something bad happens and you can't get warm, you DIE.
Flashlight goes hard. Humans rely on sight to do things. There is a long period of time we don't get to do that. That time is when predators are most active. But sure yeah it's useless bro for sure.
Hammer would be used every single day by every person in the tribe and it wouldn't ever break, because it's forged, shaped, solid steel that is the perfect shape and is harder than anything a caveman is going to throw it at.
But yeah man I'm SURE that the screw driver, can opener, and toothpick in the multi tool is gonna really wow at the cave function.
I think it depends on the hammer. My hammer isn’t solid steel lol. Mine has a pink wooden handle and it’s my second one because my dad broke the handle on my first one while we were building a bookshelf. 😂
I'm dying now thinking of going back in time with a toy hammer that does that rubber squeak sound and being like "look, cavemen!"@@BrownEyedPrincess1
haven't watched a NL video in forever, coming back to start with this one. I missed it.
Chatter made it through the unban requests, cheers brother I'll dribk to that
This segment really patrolled my alpaca
we are so unbelievably back
Look man I love Jackbox but you have eight people WHY ARE YOU NOT PLAYING GARTIC PHONE 😭
33:47 made me cry laugh
A stacked poll mine, you love to see it.
Justin is a Gel fan?? Pog
Gotta wait till tomorrow for wheel
I was also thinking blow my job, chib xoxo
I like that RURURURU has made minor appearances in Jackbox since the NLSS days but never been very funny
Wake up Honey new gartic phone just dropped
41:04 straight joe biden be like
chibly
based max bemis enjoyers
Uhh.. people love posters, how are they surprised? 😂
At least they look nice, way better than random shit like a pin, beanie, patch, vinyl you'll never use, or a cap.
Posters are so stupid, noone have walls anymore
Gwomp
Lesgo!
Pog
I just started watching and seeing this game he is going to call everyone crazy in annoying fashion for the smallest possible disagreements like 50 times ain't he?
we love our kory don't we folks? 🪳