Beetlejuice vs. Gary "Battle of Wits"

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  • @Squalestang92
    @Squalestang92 2 года назад +826

    Beetlejuice has more confidence than anyone in the universe.

  • @jcdova29
    @jcdova29 10 месяцев назад +211

    Beetlejuice completely outsmarted everyone. His answer to the question number between 2 and 4. Beetle said 25. Difference between 2 and 5 is 3. Then he said 36. Difference between 3 and 6 is 3. Beetle answered in code and it went over everyone’s head. Brilliant.

    • @StephenG-qq8ss
      @StephenG-qq8ss 5 месяцев назад +1

      Cringe. Not funny

    • @gl_tonight
      @gl_tonight 4 месяца назад +6

      Mastermind beet is my head cannon

    • @bentwiser568
      @bentwiser568 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@StephenG-qq8ssyou name is Stephen u have to be cringe

    • @DezmondDelepine
      @DezmondDelepine 2 месяца назад

      How much glazing you gonna do 😂

  • @nuggets517
    @nuggets517 2 года назад +974

    Beetlejuice is a type of guy that study for a drug test

    • @Likmabals123
      @Likmabals123 2 года назад +7

      🤣🤣

    • @torpl2451
      @torpl2451 2 года назад +5

      or for covid test

    • @Jesusdefsmokedherb
      @Jesusdefsmokedherb Год назад +10

      And still fail

    • @dan-garden
      @dan-garden Год назад +4

      Beet dont need to study hes already the best in the world at everything motha fucka

    • @CHRXTN22
      @CHRXTN22 11 месяцев назад +3

      "How much weed u smoke"
      Beetle: "Bout 25"

  • @justinw1719
    @justinw1719 4 года назад +1620

    the show is so blatantly inhuman but it completely hits my humor haha

    • @9K.3342
      @9K.3342 4 года назад +61

      This is the type of humor I like baby

    • @benthompson9413
      @benthompson9413 4 года назад +30

      9'K you guys have no idea. Beet has been popular for decades

    • @fultonvillejetfan8342
      @fultonvillejetfan8342 4 года назад +48

      This is Back when life was fun.

    • @snaggyjoe3079
      @snaggyjoe3079 2 года назад +9

      This isn’t inhuman they both competent enough to agree to goin on this show stfu

    • @Underground.Rabbit
      @Underground.Rabbit 2 года назад +3

      You are going to hell brother.

  • @christopherbako
    @christopherbako 4 года назад +489

    At one time, Beet weighed over 1000lbs. Now he trimmed down to 48.

  • @spankynater4242
    @spankynater4242 2 года назад +75

    It’s cute when Howard says “I think that’s close enough“ after Beet’s first answer.

  • @davidmartinez7119
    @davidmartinez7119 2 года назад +57

    You can see how pissed beet is every time Gary got a question correct 😂

  • @ricebowl5623
    @ricebowl5623 4 года назад +88

    Bro old tv shows hit different

  • @ts4gv
    @ts4gv 11 месяцев назад +19

    Beetlejuice is like ChatGPT if it was trained exclusively on trash talk. It didn't learn spelling, logic, numbers, or manners. It has no memory, it can't learn anything new. But it emulates trash talking amazingly well.

  • @mosburgz
    @mosburgz Год назад +100

    how beet wore them jam jars the whole time is hilarious. dudes a legend

    • @nonprophet8829
      @nonprophet8829 Год назад +1

      “Jam Jars”
      Nice!
      Never heard that one before, but I’m putting that one in the brain bank.

    • @Paulydjr88
      @Paulydjr88 Год назад

      Jam jars? Glasses or suspenders? Lol im lost never heard tht b4

    • @mosburgz
      @mosburgz Год назад

      @@Paulydjr88 his glasses. Jam jars, coke bottles. What ever you wanna call them 😂

    • @vzee7616
      @vzee7616 Год назад

      Jam jars!! LMFAOOOO I fucken lost it

    • @dreamcatcher5049
      @dreamcatcher5049 11 месяцев назад

      And fails

  • @xravia79
    @xravia79 2 года назад +317

    The red bit had me in tears 😂

    • @xgntruee3389
      @xgntruee3389 2 года назад +40

      It’s so much funnier thinking about how he heard Gary spell it 3 times😂

    • @rorschachsjournal377
      @rorschachsjournal377 Год назад +7

      @Saladfacefingerhead lmao exactly, he can only spell his name (Lester) But he even forgets the extra e most times lol Beets the coolest tho :)

    • @joedunn5865
      @joedunn5865 Год назад

      Me too lol

    • @Tbolt1000Tproductions
      @Tbolt1000Tproductions 5 месяцев назад +1

      lster

  • @deathtroopin
    @deathtroopin 4 года назад +155

    What planet are we on lmao “New York”

    • @pooler57
      @pooler57 3 года назад +11

      I mean he’s not wrong

    • @creep1523
      @creep1523 2 года назад +5

      Just like how Star-Lord said he's from Missouri and not from Earth

    • @vincentabarquez8385
      @vincentabarquez8385 2 года назад +1

      State not planet

  • @stedmangg
    @stedmangg Год назад +23

    "When I say 36, I mean 35." _-Beetlejuice_

  • @sebastianoorlandi2505
    @sebastianoorlandi2505 2 года назад +156

    OMG! I just realized he's just trying to spell LESTER when asked to spell red!! He answers "L-S-T-E-R" every time

    • @pinkfloydguy7781
      @pinkfloydguy7781 2 года назад +37

      I wonder if the only thing they ever tried to get him to spell in school was his name, or maybe it was the only one he got close to spelling so he got praised for it the most, so now when someone asks him
      to spell anything he tries spelling his name. I wonder if there’s video of him spelling anything else?

    • @pilotpilot1304
      @pilotpilot1304 2 года назад +14

      @@pinkfloydguy7781 there is a video asking him to spell BMW and his answer was DAAY

    • @C4vn
      @C4vn Год назад

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @WIPIL-69
      @WIPIL-69 4 месяца назад +2

      Wait… if you stabbed Lester with a knife he would bleed & blood is RED!
      HOLY CRAP HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

  • @Dante-fb9ej
    @Dante-fb9ej 9 месяцев назад +14

    Jackie just howling in the background is the best part of this whole video 😂😂😂

  • @user-ym7jx2fo6v
    @user-ym7jx2fo6v 3 года назад +125

    Try not to laugh go to hell edition

  • @PeckiePeck
    @PeckiePeck 2 года назад +41

    Gary's a very likeable guy.

  • @someonethatdoessomething6224
    @someonethatdoessomething6224 2 года назад +323

    Lster=Lobster
    Lobster=Red
    Hes a genius.

    • @BOPTHEGREAT1
      @BOPTHEGREAT1 2 года назад +41

      He was spelling his name Lester

    • @haroldjames2148
      @haroldjames2148 2 года назад +2

      I notice it too

    • @ZacTheConqueror2
      @ZacTheConqueror2 2 года назад +1

      Hes so smart that we think he isnt!

    • @de-ment
      @de-ment 2 года назад

      damn thanks for translating that from retard to english, I wasn't dumb enough to understand!

    • @theatricult
      @theatricult 2 года назад +1

      @@BOPTHEGREAT1 shhhh

  • @JA-mw8ww
    @JA-mw8ww Год назад +49

    Beetlejuice is the kinda guy who would sleep with a ruler to see how long he slept

  • @ultraheaven8968
    @ultraheaven8968 11 месяцев назад +10

    15:08 Im dying that nod

  • @big_ballof_funny84
    @big_ballof_funny84 2 года назад +96

    Jackie Martling’s laughing makes it more hilarious always enjoyed hearing it 🤣

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 2 года назад +7

      We’ll she’s blatantly making fun of him and Howard is much more respectful

    • @larslosh5598
      @larslosh5598 Год назад +4

      ​@@WyWid Uhm...

    • @landarchi
      @landarchi 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@WyWidJackie's the white guy.

  • @bp_way7647
    @bp_way7647 3 года назад +209

    this was back when 14yo white girls wouldnt be trying to cancel everything on instagram

    • @Dolus_Joli
      @Dolus_Joli 2 года назад +11

      twitter*

    • @bp_way7647
      @bp_way7647 2 года назад +3

      @@Dolus_Joli lol

    • @RealZunnan
      @RealZunnan 2 года назад +1

      @@bp_way7647 yo👎👎👎👎

    • @bp_way7647
      @bp_way7647 2 года назад +6

      @@RealZunnan hm ok guess i gotta delete my comment now

    • @joaomendes147
      @joaomendes147 2 года назад +6

      Who cares about those shitty girls anyway? Let's have some fun with our boy Beet. That's way better.

  • @rekz8588
    @rekz8588 Год назад +21

    1- Spell Red.
    2- Spell Red.
    3- Spell Red.
    4- How many days are in a week?
    5- What color is a fire engine?
    6- What State are you in today?
    7- What is the opposite of Up?
    8- How many hours are in a day?
    9- What number is between 2 and 4?
    10- What are the two ingredients of a PBJ sandwich?

  • @optimisticcosmic
    @optimisticcosmic 2 года назад +14

    Beet: “I got a mind of my own brother” Howard: “You bet you’re on a roll”

  • @blakecmurray
    @blakecmurray 2 года назад +58

    “Who cares about re--?” “I hate re--s” had my crying 🤣🤣

    • @Saber_Tooth
      @Saber_Tooth 2 года назад

      no way did you just censor retard- 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @connorfritsch8618
      @connorfritsch8618 2 года назад +3

      Why censor yourself?

    • @blakecmurray
      @blakecmurray 2 года назад +5

      @@connorfritsch8618 so my comment doesn’t get flagged

    • @lightskinlegends1896
      @lightskinlegends1896 5 месяцев назад

      I was looking for this comment

  • @the_bamba3497
    @the_bamba3497 2 года назад +27

    He said New York is the planet we live on😂😂😂

  • @killagotyaazz
    @killagotyaazz Год назад +6

    “Satan get ready for me baby, I’m going right to hell” man you and everyone watching this, we all got a special place there

  • @drkidd25
    @drkidd25 Год назад +20

    Back when comedy was comedy. I remember crying watching this..... 🤣🤣🤣 still gets me

  • @forest8305
    @forest8305 2 года назад +318

    god this really was a different and better time. This wouldnt last an hour if it happened today before twitter cancelled it.

  • @LihlWihp
    @LihlWihp 2 года назад +75

    It’s actually kind of wholesome watching Beetlejuice encouraging Gary!

  • @cmd2973
    @cmd2973 2 года назад +32

    This is one of Beet’s best appearance lol

  • @endlesstroll1944
    @endlesstroll1944 2 года назад +140

    battlejuice is the smartest being in the universe, in 1 million years scientist will understand the advanced knowledge of beetlejuice, he’s way into the future

  • @robbymulvany2109
    @robbymulvany2109 2 года назад +66

    Beetlejuice thinking every word is spelled "lster" is interesting. His real name is Lester Green, but he can't read, so someone probably tried to teach him how to spell his name and he kind of remembered, but doesn't know any other letters

    • @Clarkv2
      @Clarkv2 Год назад +4

      That’s so cute

    • @HankRichard
      @HankRichard Год назад +7

      And when they asked what city he was is, he said New Jersey, which is where he was born, that was probably the same thing

    • @dragunbwoi
      @dragunbwoi Год назад

      that’s not the point. they asked him the same question three times with Gary giving the same answer each time. beetlejuice is retarded.

  • @jahzd4028
    @jahzd4028 Год назад +17

    15:26 - I got my car ready already but hey I got my car at the car dealer already They already got my car already already I'm ready to get my Jeep already but I got 2 cars going I got 2 Jeeps

  • @_Tahmar
    @_Tahmar Год назад +10

    The highlight of this episode was Jackie laughing his azz off which is exactly what I would have been doing. 😂😂😂

  • @nonprophet8829
    @nonprophet8829 2 года назад +11

    4:17
    “you look like you ate your television set”

  • @IofSheikah
    @IofSheikah 2 года назад +72

    I swear Beetlejuice sounds like Chris Rock

  • @TheGIJoe69
    @TheGIJoe69 10 месяцев назад +2

    Appreciate that Howard did this while being serious the whole time. I know I couldn’t have a true professional.

  • @mickobrien3156
    @mickobrien3156 2 года назад +31

    Beet's Woody Woodpecker laugh can brighten anyone's day!

  • @Dillon.Miller
    @Dillon.Miller 4 года назад +46

    *now this is epic*

  • @joeyslap426
    @joeyslap426 2 года назад +72

    Doesn't matter if it's intentional or not, but these guys are entertaining and famous because of it

  • @herbertamaya2215
    @herbertamaya2215 Год назад +6

    Seriously y'all this brings me late night tv memories 90s lol

  • @chuckmckillip5377
    @chuckmckillip5377 2 года назад +18

    “If I said 36, I meant 35!”

    • @davidfos84
      @davidfos84 Год назад +4

      He'd be a terrible bingo caller lol.

  • @professor_thunder
    @professor_thunder Год назад +6

    Jackie laughing brings joy to my day.

  • @bigbears420
    @bigbears420 2 года назад +42

    Beetlejuice is using the other 99% of his brain, which makes him forget the unimportant stuff, like spelling red.

  • @harrydavies7048
    @harrydavies7048 4 года назад +8

    The king is back

  • @ryanhauck70
    @ryanhauck70 10 месяцев назад +4

    the judges accept butter and jelly

  • @Denver-tq3vf
    @Denver-tq3vf 2 года назад +12

    Shit is so evil they get surprised for the right answer o man

  • @supertechn9ne
    @supertechn9ne Год назад +3

    Beetle looking out for Gary is great . "You gotta put those in brotha"

  • @JohnSmith-hl4vj
    @JohnSmith-hl4vj Год назад +4

    Notice at 3:44 how beet says to gary "If You don't lose i get the (beep) pu$$¥". 1000IQ

  • @coryifxckinhateyou9399
    @coryifxckinhateyou9399 Год назад +18

    Cant do this in tv anymore im so glad i got a chance as a kid to see real humor

  • @humanbean3
    @humanbean3 Месяц назад

    9:15 beet: "you got one correct, you're good you're good bro". we all need a friend like beet

  • @krisisntcool
    @krisisntcool 2 года назад +9

    i think beet just fuckin tried to spell his own name at the red bit 😭 "L-S-T-E-R" one letter off of Lester lmfaoo

  • @dusty987
    @dusty987 2 года назад +9

    9:46 “Spell red” L-A-T-E-R. Later? Okay take your time. 😂

  • @SnoozeButton37
    @SnoozeButton37 2 года назад +11

    I think beetlejuice could spare some front teeth for Gary.

  • @jezz_tat2
    @jezz_tat2 2 года назад +11

    This is amazingly hilarious

  • @Martiandy
    @Martiandy Год назад +9

    9:52 man’s dying laughing

  • @bobbysyoutube4185
    @bobbysyoutube4185 2 года назад +10

    He still let Gary slide😂🤣

  • @brandonburrow1569
    @brandonburrow1569 2 года назад +16

    God this is a classic

  • @MrValdani
    @MrValdani 2 года назад +7

    I remember Beetlejuice aka Lester and whom l thought was his twin sister walking down Jackson Avenue in Jersey City N.J in the early 80's. He has grown since then because at that time he was the smallest person l had ever seen in my life!

  • @TheZigzach
    @TheZigzach 2 года назад +4

    "I got my cars ready already hey I got my cars at the car dealership ready already they got my cars!!!!"

  • @mtnvlifestyles
    @mtnvlifestyles 7 месяцев назад +1

    this was the funniest shit I've seen in forever hahaha.. omg 😂😂😂. The look of shock everyone had when Beatles juice said 7 days! Haha.

  • @kmktruthserum9328
    @kmktruthserum9328 2 года назад +8

    Beetles got better game talking than a lot of guys I know... for real tho baby

  • @Thyvogaming1
    @Thyvogaming1 Год назад +1

    The guy in the back wasn’t having it 😂😂😂

  • @mtnvlifestyles
    @mtnvlifestyles 6 месяцев назад +2

    "When i say 36 i mean 35"
    "Right"

  • @aaazaaa
    @aaazaaa Год назад +2

    "well I'm down baby"

  • @-strahinja-3897
    @-strahinja-3897 3 дня назад

    That guy laughing in background makes this absolute GEM! 😂😂😂
    P.S. Spell Gem.

  • @thewolverinexv3941
    @thewolverinexv3941 Год назад +2

    I remember when they makes bettle juice spelled BMW and he still fuck that on up lol hilarious 😹

  • @emanuelanderson126
    @emanuelanderson126 Год назад +2

    "don't keem em in your coat put em in your mouth "😂😂😂😂

  • @KeenelandMuscle
    @KeenelandMuscle 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is classic! Wanna of the best shows ever!!!

  • @Matt10r80
    @Matt10r80 Год назад +5

    No one talking about how it’s suppose to be questions and Howard said spell red?😂

  • @timhamock2996
    @timhamock2996 День назад

    I'm impressed they don't forget to breath!!😂😂

  • @IDKaanymore
    @IDKaanymore 2 года назад +3

    I'm down baby

  • @fatalexception4730
    @fatalexception4730 2 года назад +2

    Did stern say there would be an open bar and DWARF TOSSING ???!!!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fuckin Howard lololololololol gotta love the guy

  • @futuristicmichaeladams
    @futuristicmichaeladams Год назад +3

    Lol I know this ain’t funny but it really is 😂

  • @AnthonyDinh
    @AnthonyDinh 2 года назад +4

    I like the color lster, it’s a wonderful color!

  • @Justin-pv3xq
    @Justin-pv3xq Год назад +11

    I wish I had a fraction of the personality that beetle has

  • @Jmakesedits
    @Jmakesedits Год назад +2

    “what planet are we on?“
    ✨ new york ✨

  • @9K.3342
    @9K.3342 4 года назад +4

    Beetlejuice new post epic

  • @yogeswar_k
    @yogeswar_k 8 месяцев назад +1

    What comes after Sunday
    Beetlejuice: Hemorrhoids

  • @justgoodbro9022
    @justgoodbro9022 2 года назад +10

    Start 0:00
    Intro 0:17
    Garry 0:34
    Beetle juice 0:56
    Before quiz 1:19

  • @k.p7873
    @k.p7873 Год назад +1

    In this game, wrong answers should be awarded with point. Not the other way round

  • @MrJackrussell12
    @MrJackrussell12 Год назад +5

    I hope eventually we revert back to this kind of humor

  • @FaFaFoFoBawth
    @FaFaFoFoBawth 2 года назад +5

    In the top 3 of greatest moments in the show's history

  • @Rascool69
    @Rascool69 8 месяцев назад

    Jackie's face when beet said "7" lol

  • @_BAKED_
    @_BAKED_ Год назад +7

    Beetlejuice rizzin up the lady 💀

  • @justgoodbro9022
    @justgoodbro9022 2 года назад +6

    Well miss the guy with back glasses

  • @bush5024
    @bush5024 9 месяцев назад +2

    Yooo, this is highkey Dinner for Schmucks

  • @-.OVERLORD.-
    @-.OVERLORD.- 2 года назад +1

    If you have caption turned on
    Plz turn it off
    ATLEAST FOR *THEIR SAKE*

  • @itzcjplayz5362
    @itzcjplayz5362 2 года назад +2

    apparently red is: lster
    *i have been spelling that damn thing wrong my entire life*

  • @nilssonakerlund2852
    @nilssonakerlund2852 2 года назад +6

    10:47 I thought Jackie was going to have a heart attack.

  • @estherdoyle6408
    @estherdoyle6408 4 года назад +8

    Oh my God you're killing me funny

  • @Korlkore
    @Korlkore 3 месяца назад

    “What planet are we on?” “New york😊”

  • @jcash0708
    @jcash0708 4 года назад +14

    Jus a cuppa IQ points is no big deal

    • @kabukimanbrazeetoh5664
      @kabukimanbrazeetoh5664 2 года назад +1

      I'd venture to say there was more IQ in this room than our entirety of Congress 2021... half a cup still better than none.

  • @zarhumaizi7531
    @zarhumaizi7531 Год назад

    Nobody:
    Beetlejuice’s brain:
    History: Ceaser was a salad!
    Memory: carrot?
    Vision: readmom yeah

  • @Martiandy
    @Martiandy Год назад +7

    This is the best video I’ve ever seen in my life

    • @gangisspawn1
      @gangisspawn1 Год назад

      Lookup Howard stern politically incorrect, wackpack family feud, and tough enough contest.

  • @zatotoe1498
    @zatotoe1498 2 года назад +34

    this video fulfilled my faith in humanity

  • @handless7677
    @handless7677 2 года назад +3

    It's so mean, but so funny.

  • @chiccycarrot477
    @chiccycarrot477 2 года назад +16

    1976, the year my dad was born, im not kidding that is so funny

  • @DragonObviously
    @DragonObviously 7 месяцев назад

    Yall beetlejuice is a comedian like bruh 💀