Ask for subscribers. It works. Your videos have millions of views. You should have a million sub plaque. I didn't know that I wasn't subscribed until just now. You failed me all this time.
@@Dreaming_Stray don't try to sneak past him, he has ears like a cat, and eyes like a rodent. The ad did say 3000$ but let be honest...If you want the shots, he will take the staff job, double the money.
MJ: "Do you love me or not?" Otto: "Did Gwen Stacy love Peter Parker when he used her to make you jealous? Did Norman Osborn love the board of directors at Oscorp when they dismissed him?"
@@puppergump4117 and just keep spending on military budget, cause they already spend 700 billion, so why not to even it out to 1 trillion? O maybe 2 trillion? 3? 5? 10? 100 trillions? Why not?
Doc Ock : *"A scientist never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."* Can't wait for the memes where Bully Maguire says *"Hello, **-Peter-** Doc. What's up, Doc?"*
I’m amazed how you made these lines work! I was half expecting this to be nonsense meme lines, but your use of the lines was brilliant! There’s a real story in this video, and I’m amazed!
Let's all just take a moment to mourn the loss of classic comedy we'll probably never hear again "That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?" Our generation will never get to hear a roast quite of that caliber once again
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Part 3 here: ruclips.net/video/bq-SgfMD0Uk/видео.html
I didn’t miss the part where that’s my problem
I'm consulted
Missed the Part where that’s my problem. You want Forgiveness from this quote? Get Religion
Hilarious
Ask for subscribers. It works. Your videos have millions of views. You should have a million sub plaque.
I didn't know that I wasn't subscribed until just now. You failed me all this time.
"you late man, always late, huh!"
"I miscalculated"
I'm dying 😂😂
So am I 😂🤣🤣
You Late Man, Always Late, Huh?!!😡
I miscalculated 😞
@@skymanxd6366 The miscalculated part always get me😂😂😂
@@Unknown__guy07_ LMAO SAME🤣
@@Unknown__guy07_ i missed the part where that's my problem
Otto letting Mary Jane down like an absolute chad
“You can sleep soundly tonight”
Otto is a prime example of a sigma male
"Well, shouldnt you know? Who would know"
MJ: "Do you love me?"
Otto: "Mary what have we been talking about for the last hour and a half"
Otto went johnny sins on her after the cut scene
MJ: "You don't love me"
Doc: "You can sleep soundly tonight."
Is this the power of Bully Molina?
Alfred GOATina
jajaja el Bully Molina XD LOL
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@water5210 not from a spider
1:21 “You’re lazy” Just kills me 😂
I was dying here
bully maguire can literally play every role
Toby Maguire's a fricking legend
@@Shtickyaight Bully maguire
Except Mr. Ditkovitch
@@2minutesfacts40 Tobey*
I missed the part where that's my problem
Fun fact:this is canonical because of the multiverse
Correct
Canonical= normal?
No, but actually yes...
@@Alex_carmichael canon is basically with the actual story (not fan-made stuff)
Actually this is the original canon
1:16 "it's not enough young man" had me rolling
"You're lazy" afterwards had me in tears
0:39 Lol no wonder the fusion wasn’t stable
🤣🤣🤣
*vine boom intensifies*
I don’t get it ?
@@jummyran 0:39 Look what’s on his screen. He wasn’t doing his job which caused the artificial sun to go haywire.
@@chalexen2862"That Man Is Playing Among Us Just Thought I'd Point That Out"
Please Tell Me You Get The Reference
"If men were crackers, my daughter would be fat." Brilliant!
But lazy
lol
We all know Ursula is best girl
I passed out LMFAO
Explain this please
Otto: *starts losing his wall-crawling powers*
Also Otto: "Butterfingers!"
😂😂😂 that’s perfect
dude holy crap you actually made me cackle
@@alexnavarrete3341I missed the part where that's my problem
@@CaulolProductions bruh 😂
You made me spill water...
The conversation between Otto and Mary Jane at the end killed me. I'm laughing my head off. What a man.
Otto telling everyone they’re lazy and have to work hard. Classic Otto 😂
Otto: "Being a woman is not enough, you have to work hard"
Onlyfans girls: "It's funny you should say that..."
HAHAHAHAH
This was pretty well made, I liked it a lot.
Yuss
facts
My man Otto over here being a sigma male
Honestly, this looks just as entertaining as the actual movie.
@@TheGamingChad. not at all
More so
More so
More so
I missed the part where that’s my problem
0:53 lmao
I was going through the comment section to see if anyone laughed at that😂😂😂
@@zacharyhelton8627Same
1:07 oh shit. 🤣🤣🤣
_"If men were crackers, my daughter would be fat"_ Nobel Prize Human Spider! Nobel Prize!
lmao
What does that means?
@@joselin4753 if you eat too much cracker, you would be fat
It means she had alot 'experience' with men
@@joselin4753 it means that she likes men
That’s honestly a great line
"This is Spiderman 2 but the roles are reversed"
*"Dear GOD"
*"There's more"*
*_"YES"_*
That's a expiration date reference
"This is a bucket"
"Dear god..."
"There's more"
"No..."
I want a full movie when there roles are switched
@@whitewolfpack5212 i kniw i play tf2
1:55 best scene, hands down.
0:46 Shut it off! Shut it off!
You keep your f***ing voice down!
Harry Osborn.exe stopped responding 😂
@@IPLHighlightsOfficial2020 great. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tobey: “That’s a cutie outfit. Did your husband give it to you?!”
Harry: 🤣🤩😐😑😐…….
😂😂😂
@@nicholasmessina6406 Harry: HAHA- 😐😑😐
@@gru5369 “soooo good”
Nobel prize
Yep confirmed Harry is Gaee
This guy is honestly a complete genius
“I’m gonna put some [sand] in your eye.”
Brilliant but lazy
The part with the landlord is genius with Otto telling him off
Being a guy is not enough. You have to work hard.
@@HeavyRaiden surely
You're lazy, with the door slammed in his face had me in tears.
2:10 he was not wrong about that LOL
Seeing Otto call Mr. Ditkovich a young man is something else. 😂
“This is somethin’ else.”
"young man" could be slang for a foolish, ignorant, or naive guy.
Mary Jane: "You don't love me..."
Dr. Otto: "You can sleep soundly tonight."
That means he don't then 😂
Congrats 😃
No shit sherlock
no shit sherlock
No sherlock shit
Sherlock shit no
"Being a woman is not enough." This is something every woman looking for a long lasting relationship needs to understand.
0:47 🤣🤣😂😂
Dude I’d pay $100 if it was Spider-Man, but Tobey Maguire played every person in the movie
The ad said $3000 though
@@unclewheelchair I should’ve seen it coming, but I laughed the moment I saw the notification of your comment
@@Dreaming_Stray don't try to sneak past him, he has ears like a cat, and eyes like a rodent. The ad did say 3000$ but let be honest...If you want the shots, he will take the staff job, double the money.
@@DarkAraque what’s with the godly replies?
@@Dreaming_Stray what does God as to do with my reply? Want forgiveness? get religion!
MJ: "Do you love me or not?"
Otto: "Did Gwen Stacy love Peter Parker when he used her to make you jealous? Did Norman Osborn love the board of directors at Oscorp when they dismissed him?"
Tobey: “did Eddie Brock love his job when he discovered that Peter ratted him out?”
@@MiamiRyu Ah Rosie, I love this Boy!
Take my award🏆
You three people just pulled out the whole scene without a director, y'all deserve Oscars 🏆👌🏼💯...
Here for all you three, because you all deserve it: 🏆 🏆 🏆
This is the closest thing we get Sam Raimi directing a live action Superior Spider-Man movie.
1:36 I love how no one can argue to bully after this sentence
0:32
"Oh, my Back!"
"Stings!"
1:48 should've put Tobey maguire yelling "GET OUT OF THE WAY"
0:16 the fact that Otto's head doesn't quite fit with Peter's body just makes it *EVEN FUNNIER* ! 😂😂
1:33 this made me laugh so hard and i dont even know why
We dont know how much money he need. Maybe the city will go bankrupt
@@DarkAraque Just raise the debt ceiling.
@@puppergump4117 and just keep spending on military budget, cause they already spend 700 billion, so why not to even it out to 1 trillion? O maybe 2 trillion? 3? 5? 10? 100 trillions? Why not?
@@no_name4796 The main reason would be so the other party spends more so they can criticize them and forget they did the same thing yesterday.
You missed the part where thats your problem
1:20 that shadow effect is top notch holy fuck
Honestly amazed at how “my back” always ends up fitting so well
I just knew “my back” was coming 🤣🤣🤣 and it still sent me into a fit of laughter, i love this channel
0:18
I laughed out loud on the toilet; Harry's reaction is GOLD.
He’s dying inside.
1:33 the way he was drinking that drink!
Like some kind of dog XD
@@theintrovertedaspie9095nah like something else
@@atrioxiclean4996 Like what?
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 💦🫴👅 🐈
@@atrioxiclean4996 I don't get it?
i love tobey he is best spiderman and a legend
In an alternate universe
"Hello Otto"
"You're not Otto Octavius"
I die every time for every use of "My back!" Well done.
I won't lie, I already started laughing at 0:01
Is this like that comic where Doctor Octopus switches bodies with Peter Parker ?
"That's not enough, young man. You have to work hard."
"You're lazy."
... I'm dead.
Mr. Parker: Rent?
Mr. Ditkovich: I'm sorry Mr. Parker all I have it this $20 for the rest of the week
now that my friend is a masterpiece **chef's kiss**
Mr. Parker: I Need That Money!
@@nickpettibone I missed the part where that's my problem.....
1:33 The way bully octavious drinks that 😂
This oddly works well. That last scene is just gold
Doctor Bully: "Here's your change"
Octopus man: "Oh, Rosie I love this boy."
"Hi Harry, that's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?" Harry embarrassed. That cracked me up ;D
😂😂😂
His face at the last second
Doc Ock : *"A scientist never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."*
Can't wait for the memes where Bully Maguire says *"Hello, **-Peter-** Doc. What's up, Doc?"*
NO, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! why should i waste my time at school? i am super famous on youtube. tell me, dear ra
@@AxxLAfriku My Lord and Savior AxxL, Thou shalt show mercy on thee. Thy is thou humble peasant.
Peter "alright keep your secret then"
You are late man ALWAYS LATE
After watching NWH, i can see this as canon multiverse
Every villain gets there life ruined in this series and they can't even become spider-man meanwhile Peter is slowly becoming them
The Human Spider never fails to amuse
"Are you crazy? You'll destroy the city! You're a hack!"
"I missed the part where that's my problem."
"You're late"
"I miscalculated"
This was absolute hilarious.
I’m amazed how you made these lines work! I was half expecting this to be nonsense meme lines, but your use of the lines was brilliant! There’s a real story in this video, and I’m amazed!
When he says your lazy when the door shuts was so funny to me. I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
Peter after watching this: “Am I not supposed to have what I want, what I need.”
That's a Cute outfit did your Husband give it to you?
I need money
I am getting insulted now , I did not kill Harry for a hundred bucks
You have to work hard. Strong focus on what you want, Peter.
@@wheezerYT whatever
The amount of crazy videos ideas you’ll come up with for the Spider-Man trilogy is absolutely insane
This is so good bro!! The editing is top tier level.
“If men were crackers, my daughter would be fat”-Mr. Dikovitch
0:11 *"I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get a fusion reaction"*
Ironically you explained the whole Superior Spider-Man lore
Dude the first clip is hilarious. “ I miss calculated “. So dramatic. 🤣
Dr Strange: "beware what you wish for, Octavius"
Bully Maguire: "hello, Otto"
DOCTOR OCTOPUS - NO WAY TO GET PRECIOUS TRITIUM
great underrated comment
Why you spoiling my movie 🙄😂
This man single handedly keeping Toby McGuire's spiderman alive. Huge respect to you.
"single handedly" 😅
You sure about that
Correction, Tobey Mcguire's Doc Oc
it's Tobey Maguire actually. Remember that, Nilesh, remember that
@@camu123789 yeah sorry about that 😂
1:38 hahahahahahahah
I love how each line fits perfectly well in every situation
0:15 the way doctor laughs priceless😂😂
The slurping of the drink had me in tears 😂
This is the closest thing we got for a live action Superior Spider-Man
I found this channel by accident, and now this is one of my favorite channel lol
0:06 already got me dying over here
“I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these fusion reactors”
Why does that sound so good
i love your edits lol
Your videos are some of the best.
Therapist: Bulldoc Mockguire isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Bulldoc Mockguire:
Bulldog Maguire
@@PieroMinayaRojas that’s a cute name, did your husband give it to you?
The “you’re lazy” before the door closes was genius
Because Otto is a genius.
Aw I wanted more of this, absolutely brilliant!
No
Let's all just take a moment to mourn the loss of classic comedy we'll probably never hear again
"That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?"
Our generation will never get to hear a roast quite of that caliber once again
"Happy to pay the bills, Peter!"
- Himself
Part 0:23 was funny the way he was so serious
the last scene with MJ looked so real like it's not edited lol
What a great start right off the bat. Ock screaming on the bike had me in tears 😂
*"If men were crackers, my daughter would be fat"*
Ohh man Can't stop laughing after that
🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes, the story returns as pizza delivery boy Octopus-Man fights against the killer Imposter, Doctor Spider.
You make the best movies even better 😂
"If men were crackers my daughter would be fat" OMFG 😂😂
People: pin me
Comments: you want pin, get religion
Human spider: I pinned the pin where that's my pin
_Yer a Wizard Harry_
Bully Snape:- Oh look at Potter Jr. Gonna Cry?
brilliant but lazy
You're lazy ,you have to work hard for the pin
you know im something of a commenter myself
I like that line "You're lazy, you have to work hard" i think that pretty memeable
“Doctor we have a sus reaction.” -I lost it when he said that!!💀💀😂
Otto: you're lazy
Also Otto: *hasnt payed rent in months*
the Otto and MJ part was hilarious lmfao
"If men were crackers, my daughter would be fat!"
That's such a sick burn! 🤣
This Is basically the first few issues of Superior Spider-Man, with Peter as Dr Octopus and Otto as Spider-Man
you can sleep soundly tonight
💀😂 that whole end convo was perfect