I had to break up with my girlfriend of 4 years today bc she simply wouldn’t take the recommended water intake of 8 glasses of water a day. That was just a divorce waiting to happen
@@bababababababa6124 This has nothing to do with being cancelled kid, It's about not being put on a government watchlist or being banned/demonised by YT for obvious reasons.
@@Badookum Disclaimers don't prevent watch listing, or no fly listing, or being banned from owning firearms, or not being able to pass a security clearance.
One thing I love about your content is that you can talk about politics and rather than show a clear bias towards one side, you insult both sides. It’s refreshing, like a glass of cold water
@@invinciblegames9480 do you get off on "not knowing what words mean" ? 🤣🤣🤣 also to cut you off before you get i to the absolute banger of an "argument". I dont even live in the pathetic excuse you dare to call a "country" nor does it affect me except providing my and the worlds daily comedy 🤣🤣🤣
@@jeBOOTEtito You also have a humiliation kink I see. You made a debunked claim. I corrected you. You're embarrassed so you pretend it's all comedy. You go girl..
Why is everybody freaking out over the title? Trevor Moore of WKUK made a video with a similar name and concept years ago, and he's... Ummm... Oh shit.
@@SOl-h3z Jokes aside, his Channel is getting struck. Its not a very bright idea to title your video about assassinating a president, that's had two attempts on already. And using THAT thumbnail. RUclips censors WORDS nowadays. I doubt this will be "ok" for them.
@@AnotherCriticalKnob so do you cultists just wait in like to suck trumps dick or is it like jury service where you only have to show up when summoned?
"Please tell every resident of your area to ignore the candidates of the general election and just write 'Modest Pelican' all over the paper in thick blue marker, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel"
You literally summed up trump and harris in a couple sentences. "bro's as good as dodging bullets as he is at dodging jail time" and "kamala? Cammela kamula?"
Pelican speed running getting watchlist status
Checklist complete!
Indeed
Wdym???? He's been on my watchlist for years ☺️🫶
What a sassy rascal
Pretty based ngl
I had to break up with my girlfriend of 4 years today bc she simply wouldn’t take the recommended water intake of 8 glasses of water a day. That was just a divorce waiting to happen
you will be sad now but long term you have made a courageous decision
@@ModestPelican bro out of all other comments THIS was the comment you wanted to reply on?? 😭😭
Be sure to attain a girlfriend that has at least a water intake of 16 liters a day
It's literally spot on something he would say himself and noone would be surprised@@GabrielquintasYT
@@GabrielquintasYT You must be new. Stay hydrated.
Now he has a Australian lawyer, bro deported the latina one
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What happened to the New Zealand one
She wasn't hydrated enough
@@Lovelynidhi11forgot to put her on the map
Better than Austrian though
this is just professional comedy with hitman 3 in the background haha
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The jokes write themselves.
Deadpan comedy
*Edit, thanks for the like boys
Peli is the only youtuber whose ads ill actually watch and not skip
There was an ad? 😂
I haven't seen an online ad in almost 7 years.
My adblock always works no matter whose videos it is. Make America Great Again babyyyyy
Bro, you should watch the ice cream sandwich channel. His ads are absolutely wild.
Boot licker
Thank god for that disclaimer 😅💀
@@bababababababa6124 This has nothing to do with being cancelled kid, It's about not being put on a government watchlist or being banned/demonised by YT for obvious reasons.
@@Badookum Disclaimers don't prevent watch listing, or no fly listing, or being banned from owning firearms, or not being able to pass a security clearance.
@@Chris_Garman Oh you'd be surprised, piss off the government enough and well...
Bad things will happen lol.
@@BadookumRUclips deleted my reply and I forgot what I said, let’s just say you’re right and move on
@@Chris_Garmanhe's Australian he wasn't able to own firearms anyway
um as his hot Australian lawyer, idk bout this title bro LOL
I thought you were dead 😂
You have a such soft voice, ur must drink a lot of water 💧
( *Edit, thanks for the likes boys, this makes me moist )
he's talking about his pet goldfish, right? right???
I recall a Shakespeare line about doing "something" to all the laywers 😂😂
Well he is Australian so to the CIA and secret service he’s just taking the piss
One thing I love about your content is that you can talk about politics and rather than show a clear bias towards one side, you insult both sides. It’s refreshing, like a glass of cold water
Sad thing about it is that the "insults" towards one side is basically pointing out facts. For example: trump+ epstein
@@jeBOOTEtito Do you get off on parroting debunked claims?
@@invinciblegames9480 do you get off on "not knowing what words mean" ? 🤣🤣🤣 also to cut you off before you get i to the absolute banger of an "argument". I dont even live in the pathetic excuse you dare to call a "country" nor does it affect me except providing my and the worlds daily comedy 🤣🤣🤣
@@jeBOOTEtito You also have a humiliation kink I see. You made a debunked claim. I corrected you. You're embarrassed so you pretend it's all comedy. You go girl..
@@jeBOOTEtito You're interesting.. You make a false claim. I correct you. You respond with an unhinged rant. You ok?
That’s an… interesting title
CIA wants to know ur location
😂
CIA wants to help*
*CIA wants to know who tf keeps hiring people
Yes but Secret Service
CIA is watching for tips
during the summer or the winter
The jokes in this video are top tier, and I appreciate my favorite pelican for being non-biased and equally rude to everyone (just like me)
This is actually pretty bloody funny. Dunking on both sides with just the right level of sass.
We live in such sassy times
Get them you sassy rascal
Peak humor mocks both sides.
0:52 “I read that people let their guard down when someone smells the same as them so I’m bringing fish for Kamala” is CRAZY 💀💀💀
I dont get it
Why is everybody freaking out over the title? Trevor Moore of WKUK made a video with a similar name and concept years ago, and he's... Ummm... Oh shit.
VERY rare Girlfriend appearance
Paid actress
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Paid actress'
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Them both holding glasses of God's nectar just makes it better.
I was dehydrated than I saw this video and I’ve just grabbed a fresh glass of pure H2O. Thanks Peli!
you’re cooked bro😭😭
Thomas Cooked? Or...?
I'm shocked that RUclips allowed the title to stay hahaha
@@Kwauhn. Of course they would. Not to be the "whataboutism police" but imagine if the title said Kamala..
I love how he has to keep changing the title 🤣
The start scared me😂😂😂 first a anime voice, and then Donald trump.
what do you mean anime voice
@@god.mp4 lil bro has only heard a woman's voice in anime
bro's never heard of a woman before
Who’s going to tell him about women?
Calling a woman voice "anime" is insane
0:12 is this pelicans girl voice😮😮😮
Very convincing 😲
It sounds like Bordie
Weird
Nah it’s another Australian RUclipsr her name is heyimbee
It’s ur dad.
Lmaooo I was about to say “ can’t wait for the Secret Service to show at his door” then I heard the intro
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The intro won't stop them.
Are you related to Pongsifu?
@ No, I do really enjoy his content tho! I took inspiration from his name and Powfu to create my own.
@@Powsifu likewise 👍
Pelican might finally get that watch hes been on that waiting list for
The opera gx ad might be the best RUclips sponsor I have ever seen
Agent 47 and President 47? Epic crossover
Both criminals
@@Hirnlego999 The same NY "justice" system that convicted Trump also executed a squirrel.. Real legit..
@@Hirnlego999Imagine thinking a conviction from the same NY system that killed a squirrel is legit..
@@Hirnlego999 Yeah trust the "justice" system that killed a squirrel..
@@Hirnlego999 both criminally more competent than the alternitatives.
That's a bold strategy Cotton, lets see if it pays off for him.
a great film
How to be put on a government watchlist, this vid right here but if er dont see you Pelican it's been an honour
4:02 this is insane, I love it 😂
I almost shit myself when I saw the title of this video. Thanks for spreading the pain around and not picking sides. Well done.
we’re getting on the no fly list with this one boys
This video is what Elon meant when he said "offend everyone equally"
Glad I got to see it before it inevitably gets pulled
Definitely not equally, but was classic Peli for sure.
How do you find this equal? I don't see Kamala in the thumbnail.
@@777DBZFF think of the thumbnail as the southern border, you'll never see kamala there!
@@blubug768 🤣🤣🤣
Which is rich, coming from the guy that made Twitter a right wing shitbox.
bro this title is gonna get the secret service on your ass
what are they gonna do? look around confused?
@@Galeriarch SWAT him at 3am.
@@Galeriarchmust've been the wind
He got a sloped door step.
360 fish in mating season? Peli going for it
Oprah does not have a web browser...probably
I'm wondering about that pronunciation. I've always called it "Opera" like the Italian musicals, but maybe it is different in Australia.
Difference between Matthew Crooks and the modest Pelican?
Pelican hits the target
Missed opportunity for an Agent 47/47th President joke. They could have gotten along! xD
Watching it before the CIA seizes it as evidence in 'The United States vs. Modest Pelican' trial.
shame on him
The CIA isn't exactly happy with Trump rn
This is political Gold. 😂 "Better at dodging Bullets than Jail time." Priceless 🤣
Dude. You and Cheru should do a collab of Hitman gameplay full of trolling and funny kills.
Trump + aircraft turbine = orange juice
Lmao
Title might actually be illegal lmao
why? It’s his pet goldfish
@@SOl-h3z exactly. Animal cruelty.
@@SOl-h3z Jokes aside, his Channel is getting struck. Its not a very bright idea to title your video about assassinating a president, that's had two attempts on already. And using THAT thumbnail. RUclips censors WORDS nowadays. I doubt this will be "ok" for them.
@@SOl-h3z trump was almost assassinated
@@deathpanda1904you say it like it was a bad thing
You need to upload more often, as I tend to forget to hydrate, until I watch your videos, thanks for keeping me hydrated, and entertained I guess.
"some might take their own lives if the Epstein or Diddy list releases" is wild 🤣
Especially frequent flyer Trump
@@CombatMosquitoTrainer Is parroting debunked hoaxes a kink for your side? If I say "Russia" do you get a boner?
@@CombatMosquitoTrainer Gotta love that TDS. I wonder what TKS would've been like had she won...
@@AnotherCriticalKnob so do you cultists just wait in like to suck trumps dick or is it like jury service where you only have to show up when summoned?
Bro is really dangling on a single strand of RUclips's very thin line of patience. What a madlad 😂😂
3:45 that was actually really good acting how you reacted there.
You're playing a dangerous game here Mr Pelican, be careful and stay hydrated.
"Please tell every resident of your area to ignore the candidates of the general election and just write 'Modest Pelican' all over the paper in thick blue marker, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel"
I love the way Peli plays Hitman 😂 a lot of people play it so serious, Peli just throws fishes and stays hydrated 💧 love it
You literally summed up trump and harris in a couple sentences. "bro's as good as dodging bullets as he is at dodging jail time" and "kamala? Cammela kamula?"
That title and thumbnail is WILD 😂
Wtf ghillie
Trump is the new “agent 47”😂
"360 Fish" 😆
From now on, Peli better get ready for extra screening at airports.
Lmfao bro needed to change the title 😭🙏
This is an insane title
How to annoy 150,000,000 people at once 😂
That title is wild 😂
You are the goat. The best story teller. Love it. Please don’t ever stop 😊
Now with all potential candidates out, Peli can finally start the first ever American Empire of Hydration
Ok, that was funniest sponsored segment I have seen. That was awesome
I like your lawyer
peli being extra wild with the jokes today
Hope your doing good Peli, Take care
you too man :)
That 'hot Australian lawyer' part had me in less than 10 seconds 😂
Dude I love your videos , they always make me laugh , hope you are having a great day(:
I've watched 50 seconds, and it's already the funniest ModPel video in ages.
Next Shrek.
the fish lmaoooo
Damn, that's a brave choice for a title.
Only real ones know the original Titel 😂. Bro got an email from the FBI
Blud is never gonna be allowed in the USA after this lol
Out of all the channels that get sponsors, Peli’s are the only ones I watch all the way through. He makes them as entertaining as the video itself
Here's how Bernie can still win:
That fish gag was cheap and hilarious
Excellent value
I was here before this video got taken down!
Dudes the only RUclipsr I’ve ever actually enjoyed watching do a commercial. Legend status achieved.
Any% never entering USA again speedrun
He's renamed the video 3 times so far 😂😂😂
Frr😂
I missed it, what was it?
I’m very hydrated today now. Thank you for the wise advice, I am now chugging a large bottle of gods nectar.
Opera needs to give papa Peli a raise. First time in a very long time I didn’t skip through an ad 😂
Trump like Peli enjoys being hydrated. But with piss not water
🏅🚿
I will not take this slander
And maybe shit
Why couldn’t it be me
@@ModestPelicancoping and seething?
You missed a great opportunity to put the crosshair over Trump’s right ear in the thumbnail lol.
when it started I THOUGHT YOUR girlfriend was playing instead of you
i dont care about ur australian lawyer i want pelican
Kamala is jumping for joy when she saw the title!!!!
Goddamn! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you’ve earned a sub!
This is pretty lame considering Australia is draconian as shit
Did you watch the video? Peli is an equal opportunity offender.
Wish i could see the ad, seems like a really good one
1:33 Americans call her commie so just stick with that
Love your content especially because you roast everyone and don’t take any sides! Just wanted to comment to help you get more views lol!
Oh no… this video is gonna have to be reuploaded or retitled soon 😂
0:50 no shot😂😂😂
holy fucking shit that title was a bad idea
Nice of you to put a video into your operagx web browser ad.
Polically neutral is insulting everyone equally ❤
“Hot Australian lawyer” I can’t anymore bro 💀🙏
Little known fact: Trump played The Fat Clown in Spawn. Little makeup was needed.
Oh my god this is so funny. Did you write it yourself. God I've never seen such clever, original humor..
@@Yogurt_Fingers and you call liberals snowflakes, goddamn
He successfully killed him, it's not canon.
trump 2024
Trump 1946-2024
@ kamala lost
@@Johtic_ we all lost
@@a12shotman trump better
We bout to enter the CIA list with this one
The ad💀2:56
What ad?
@kvo3542 There was a sponsorship ad for Opera GX but he removed it for some reason.