an orangutan would fucking snap your bones like uncooled Spaghetti. I once saw a video where they measured the strength of one compared to a strongman and he owned the strongman.
As someone who used to work in a chicken farm for almost 2 years, I would much rather fight a chicken multiple times a day than an orangutan with a sword once a year. The dilemma never said it was a fight to the death, but the fight with the orangutan WILL BECOME a fight to the death because of the swords. With the chicken, you can legit just grab it by the leg and toss it out the door, shut it, and drive off
also the only reasons orangutans arent really dangerous is they're pretty docile. If one has decided it's fighting you, you will not win, no matter what. it is stronger, bulkier, and doesnt have human pain inhibition, so even if you hurt it bad it wont budge an inch. Chickens are one pot away from a fine broth
Arent orangutans stronger than 5 fully grown men I looked it up and orangutans on average are 5-7 times stronger than the average man and they also have a powerfull bite slightly weaker than a lions bite and massive sharp teeth Id rather fight a chicken and continue to live
the orangutan doesnt even need the sword, those fuckers can bench over 200kg they'd kill me with a single slap i wouldn't even try to fight one if i had a shotgun 10/10 id take the chicken with 0 risk for my health over guaranteed death
The worst case scenario of fighting a chicken is eclipsed by the best case fight with the orangutan realistically. At worst with a chicken you may need stiches, maybe if something goes terribly wrong, a mangled finger. Unless you one-shot no-hit the orangutan, it can literally with no exaggeration dismember you, rip you face skin off, go for your genitals instinctively, or bite chunks out of you, all it needs to do is get a grip on you once. Look at any of the instances of a human being attacked by a chimp, the carnage would be comparable if not worse.
Chicken pros: -EZ gg everytime -infinite eggs and chicken meat -potential money farming strat -seems sustainable enough Chicken cons: -"just a freak fighting chickens everywhere everyday" is the first impression you give off -energy and time consuming, also classifiable as a slow death from within -after a certain time of supporting this, you now suffer from severe mental and physical conditions that leave you unable to sleep, work, love or drive anymore. It's over. You won. Orangutan pros: -with your superior human intellect, you study your foe's weaknesses for 12 months minus a day before the fight -Maybe humans' unique "powerful throw" ability can save you from the orange fury's wrath once perfected -Swift death Orangutan cons: -it hAS A SWORD -doesn't care about your plan -doesn't care about the sword either -kills you with bare hands
SL 1 run is actually insanely fun in Elden Ring. You have so many options for gear so you can swap up tactics and "builds" which keeps it really fresh and exciting.
When doing this run, I personally didn't really had much trouble with any of the main bosses until Fire Giant. That guy just has too much health, rolls away frequently, and unleashes his homing fireballs to keep me at bay. Basically, it was a LONG fight.
I used two bleed curved swords for my first run, made it ridiculously easy and fast. For my second run, I used rot for his second phase. Took a little longer buuut still cut out some time. I really dislike Fire Giant so I don’t want to deal with him for long periods of time, especially at level 1 lol
People severely underestimate animals in general and forget that (especially wild animals exceptions are those that live in the colder regions) have little fat. Their bulk is mostly muscle. They can and will hurt you. Especially big ones like orangutans.
I also feel like their peaceful nature may be misrespresented. Apes in general will delete you if you provoke them enough and it dont even take much more than a single smile showing your teeth
The debate reminded me of the "Would you rather fight a chicken every day or a lion once" video, where the 2 women think they would have a chance against the lion.
I agree on fighting the chicken, you can even just have a handy sack or bag, then all you do is catch the chicken and either kill it or sell the live chicken, either way 100% easier than the big orange boy
hey prod, seriously for me the level 1 run in ER is the easiest of the souls/borne, so many weapons with radagon's soreseal, godrick's rune, wonderus physic, talismans and even armor pieces can boost your stats, so you can use a bunch of weapons (like bloodhound fang)
Imagine a therapist asking the couple the problem in their relationship and they responded with, "Would you rather fight a Orangutan with a sword every year or fight a chicken everytime you enter your vehicle?"
Fire Giant with no health level ups was annoying, true, but it's actually possible to get enough items to not get one-shot by his breath or fire storm, and it's easy to dodge his direct attacks too. I did him pretty easily even having only a knife, so i'm sure Prod will not have much problems. He shouldn't... For sure... Anyway, if anything he's going to get annihilated by Valiant Gargoyles, and perhaps Morgott can get him, considering his speed and damage, and the fact that nobody knows his moveset, since they beat his non-existent health bar in 3 seconds. Perhaps Maliketh and Godfrey will be quite a challenge too, but i can't think of any other difficult boss on the way really. Radahn is too nerfed to be menacing. Radagon is patched too, so his hits aren't that bad anymore, with a proper weapon Prod should overpower him fast enough. He's the hardest boss without big enough damage, so if that's the case then Prod is pretty screwed. Oh, yeah, and dying to Rennala is going to be infuriating, there's also that.
I've been doing this run for a fair bit now and it's pretty fun, especially when you get to the point where everything one-shots you and every boss fight is an ultra-intense battle of trying the "don't get hit" technique.
Bruh, imagine surviving the first orangutan. You know another one's coming in a year. You lost a hand and a kidney in the last fight. How you gonna swordfight the second one with 1 hand and kidney?
When you come for elden ring gameplay, and stay for chicken vs monkey content. I'm on Prod's side here, why would anyone choose probable death in one year's time over daily annoyance. Having to kill a few chickens everyday will get you some scratches and a lot of annoyance. It's not even a fight. Unless you are a newborn baby, you are never losing a "fight" to a chicken. That's just free food and a weird roundabout power to help fight hunger. Even with a weapon, there's no guarantee you're leaving alive against an ape, and odds are probably against most people.
Even if the orangutan is unamrmed you're still dead. You could have a gun and win but even then you need to makr sure you aim is good and you keep your distancr
@@matthewkafel1973 i dont even think the damn thing being unarmed would be better cuz at that point it will use full force and instinct against you. If its a sword fight although you would still be fucked it is limited to that tool.
Here are some tips: You'll probably want to use the Uplifting Aromatic items later on since they're item versions of the Opaline Bubbletear and you can have 10 of them in total to help you survive more hits. I also recommend getting the Millicent's Prosthesis talisman as soon as possible by progressing Millicent's questline and killing her in Windmill Village for the actual talisman that raises attack power of successive attacks and gives +5 dexterity. Getting the Golden Vow Ash of War would also help a lot. Good luck!
The chicken vs orangutan discussion is so dumb. Saw that one before but as chicken vs lion and the women thought picking the lion is smarter xDDD For some reason every time I heard that stuff the women were saying the chicken is the better choice saying stuff like "It's EVERY DAY! What if it get's me one day? They are nasty too! And I can train for a year to beat the other animal!" So to adress this absolute nonesense and hopefully make your girlfriend not fight an Urangutang and die: 1: The only cases you can find for people dying to chickens are something like a 76 year old woman that was picking her eggs in the morning and the Rooster pecked at her leg, accidentally hitting a vital artery, because she was so old and frail. Those are the only times chickens are deadly, when you are super old and frail and they land the luckiest critical hit in the world. And the woman wasn't even paying attention to the Rooster and letting it peck like every morning when she was getting the eggs. If you are actually fighting that thing, it will scratch you a bit at most. 2: If you are taking my above story and now scared like a moron that chickens can pierce your arteries, first off, anything remotely sharp could when youre 76 years old lol. Secondly, you know the chicken is in the vehicle, so wear long clothes. Maybe have one of those onesie pajamas that you wear whenever you open the car door, break the chickens neck, and then take that pajama off again, that way you also won't stain your clothes with blood every day lol. 3: It doesn't matter how much you train, not in the slightest. The baseline musculature of Apes is so far above humans, the human martial arts peak body you can attain is still weaker than anything but a crippled Ape. You're gonna go in there thinking of yourself as a badass, while your punches don't hurt him and once he gets a hold of you he's gonna break your bones like twigs. That is the biological reality here! Stop downplaying how strong these animals are. Humans survived with intellect, NOT with strenght. We built weapons and tools because we were NEVER able to compete physically in the slightest. The only way you stand a chance against an Ape is if you either get a firearm or a spear. Any melee weapon that is not a long ass polearm to hopefully stake him from a distance will still see you get fucked up. No question about it. 4: The only risk from the chicken you will have may be disease, so go get your shots. Other than that this whole discussion is literally this: Would you rather have mild scratched and a free chicken every day or 100% guaranteed literally no way to prevent it die in a year?
I feel like the trick with the chicken vs orangutan fight comes down to if you can choose when and where in the year you can fight the orangutan... Here's the idea, make a friend who has a gun choose to fight it when that friend is around the friend shoots it in the head you win make it a yearly event or something.
Listen, if you go in an all-out fight with a chicken, you may get a bit injured but ultimately, you'll win. With an orangutan? You will DIE. That animal is 7 times stronger than a human and has a bite force that's nearly as strong as a lion.
Orangutans are fucking scary man. When I was a little kid my great uncle once told me he saw an orangutan rip a man in half, he was a very worldly guy, constantly traveling to out of the way places, had a million stories, so I believed him and it stuck in my memory.
I tried this run myself, spoilers for Malenia below. through radagon soreseal, godrick's rune, greatjar's arse and dragoncrest GS talisman you get - enough HP and max equip load to be tankier than most summons at regular level lol - enough STR and DEX to dual wield straight swords and then either square off for stuns or BHS while dealing great damage and bleed buildup (use frost with the pots) While testing RL1 Malenia i was able to run a dual sword setup with the Crucible Tree armor, to give you an idea for tanky armor
For the chicken orang utan argument, i think chicken is way better, you can just stop working, buy a used car and motorcycle, use the car to spawn infinite chicken and sell it and if you want to go somewhere just use the motorcycle because you didn't get in vehicle, you get on top of it.
While I'm sure you can sell tickets to a show where you're fighting an orangutan, you could probably start a chicken business if you fight one every time you get into a car.
Counting gravity deaths in prod's videos, day 274: There are 1 gravity deaths in this video. Deaths this year: 171 I'm sorry, I'll have to go with the orangutan this time. There's some things to keep in mind: An average person gets in a vehicle at least twice a day, if not two it's four (because every time you get inside to go somewhere, at a certain point you'll get inside to go back. So it's always two each time). It's never stated if you can escape the fight or if you have to kill the chicken and the orangutan. If you can't escape, the fight might result in a major time loss in the case of the chicken. Also doing this multiple times everyday might have a bad effect on your mind, even drive you crazy. You'll start hating chickens, even as food, and get mental when you see them in TV. On the other hand, while the orangutan is strong, you have a sword and one whole year to prepare. You can take advantage of this. You can learn how to use a sword, or even bring a gun since it's not stated that you can't. And once you get the hang of it, it's a piece of cake. So yeah, orangutan for me.
The biggest point against fighting an orangutan in this context, is that you have to specifically melee it with a sword. If you had access to a gun or tranquilizer gun and had good aim, then fighting an orangutan once a year is better than having to deal with multiple chickens every day. However, if this curse of chickens is absolute, then the best solution is to always pick a chicken whenever you get into a vehicle. Because that means you have a very viable business at best, and at worst, you have a reliable sustainable food source. And since getting a gun is only easy in America, it is better to pick chicken, because all you need is a long sturdy stick or bat.
'Vicious chicken' is still a chicken. You could sneeze on a chicken and kill it, plus dinner, bone broth all that. You'd be tired of chicken but you'd hook up every hungry person. lol
nice GL, i finished 2 SL 1 runs and one was without status ailments as well, another fun idea for a challenge is a +0 weapon with no status ailments run though you need a lot of patience for that, it took me 22 minutes to kill fire giant (it was first try win but yeah 22 minutes) godskin duo took 28 minutes a try and like 3 hours total of tries.
While I do agree with prod about having to fight a chicken every time you enter your car, I know for a fact prod has NEVER dealt with an angry chicken. Those things are RUTHLESS. You definitely won’t be able to break their neck as easily as you say. But yea an orangutan will just be a death sentence fr
Ok, I feel like everyone's overlooking the fact that you could get stonking rich from being attacked by a chicken every time you enter a vehicle. You could literally become the world's biggest exporter of chickens with extremely little effort. You'd be a multi millionaire super fast.
Low key it actually takes a little more effort to snap a chicken or rabbit neck than you think. and the chicken won't stop with a broken neck. In sere school we broke chickens necks to eat and sometimes they would just keep running around after for a while
People are severely overestimating the abilities of a chicken and severely underestimating the abilities of an orangutan. You're just full of yourself if you choose the orangutan.
good luck with the run, Prod. ER can be the easiest level 1 if you go for summons and bleed/frost or the hardest if you go solo with no status effects, the choice is yours ;)
Honestly thought you should probably stick with light rolling. Your armor isn’t going to matter in this run and that extra distance you get when rolling is clutch.
I live on a chicken farm and can safely say a chicken can be dealt with. Just wear something sort of thick and throw it out the car. Don’t even got to fight it really. Any kind of large monkey would go for the kill
On top of severely underestimating the ferocity and annoyingness of chickens as you're trying to go about your life, Prod is greatly misrepresenting the opposing argument by suggesting that he just gets to fight random chickens while I am fighting the same endlessly resurrecting orangutan who is learning from each battle.
Rune level one ooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy lets see how this goes, Good luck Prod, I'd rather deal with the chickens over the Orangutan I have played Sekiro I ain't fighting an Ape with a sword
1000 cuts my ass. I remember when I was like 8 or 9 my aunt send me and my nephew (her son) to catch 2 chickens for dinner. And we wrestled with those chickens for 5 min, but still we both caught one. If young le could 30years me could snap a chicken head everyday without any trouble +plus free dinner like Prod said.
If it gets bad enough you just avoid vehicles for a while though. Or hell, take some public transport and have other people help deal with the murder chicken, I imagine it'd be hard to ignore. There's no delaying that orangutan.
@@Ali-Sensei Bro when i was like 11or 12 my friend easily caught a chicken and broke its neck (My friend had problems), but yeah, a chicken is easy to kill.
The point is, adult humans are very capable of near effortlessly killing a chicken in a short amount of time. You can't say the same thing with an animal that is 7x stronger.
Chicken Or Orangutan????
Chicken haha
Chicken, easy. U make a business out of it and sell chicken
an orangutan would fucking snap your bones like uncooled Spaghetti.
I once saw a video where they measured the strength of one compared to a strongman and he owned the strongman.
chicken definitely. you make a good point and any primate is terrifying to fight. an average human can't even win against a chimp
Chicken ofc💀
As someone who used to work in a chicken farm for almost 2 years, I would much rather fight a chicken multiple times a day than an orangutan with a sword once a year. The dilemma never said it was a fight to the death, but the fight with the orangutan WILL BECOME a fight to the death because of the swords. With the chicken, you can legit just grab it by the leg and toss it out the door, shut it, and drive off
also the only reasons orangutans arent really dangerous is they're pretty docile. If one has decided it's fighting you, you will not win, no matter what. it is stronger, bulkier, and doesnt have human pain inhibition, so even if you hurt it bad it wont budge an inch.
Chickens are one pot away from a fine broth
Arent orangutans stronger than 5 fully grown men
I looked it up and orangutans on average are 5-7 times stronger than the average man and they also have a powerfull bite slightly weaker than a lions bite and massive sharp teeth Id rather fight a chicken and continue to live
You can also eat/ sell the chicken so it would be an unlimited food or money farm
@@absoluteradiance3254 i wish it was my curse .
the orangutan doesnt even need the sword, those fuckers can bench over 200kg they'd kill me with a single slap i wouldn't even try to fight one if i had a shotgun 10/10 id take the chicken with 0 risk for my health over guaranteed death
The worst case scenario of fighting a chicken is eclipsed by the best case fight with the orangutan realistically. At worst with a chicken you may need stiches, maybe if something goes terribly wrong, a mangled finger. Unless you one-shot no-hit the orangutan, it can literally with no exaggeration dismember you, rip you face skin off, go for your genitals instinctively, or bite chunks out of you, all it needs to do is get a grip on you once. Look at any of the instances of a human being attacked by a chimp, the carnage would be comparable if not worse.
yeah small apes and monkeys can be deceptively stronger already, let alone a fucking orangutan.
With how graphic prod was about the chickens makes me feel like he would enjoy having the chicken hypothetical
he'd certainly enjoy it more than having the orangutan
Prod may sound funny, but he was never known for being soft...
@@junkolover9518 expect nothing less from the first knight and the prophet of cookie the god
Chicken pros:
-EZ gg everytime
-infinite eggs and chicken meat
-potential money farming strat
-seems sustainable enough
Chicken cons:
-"just a freak fighting chickens everywhere everyday" is the first impression you give off
-energy and time consuming, also classifiable as a slow death from within
-after a certain time of supporting this, you now suffer from severe mental and physical conditions that leave you unable to sleep, work, love or drive anymore. It's over. You won.
Orangutan pros:
-with your superior human intellect, you study your foe's weaknesses for 12 months minus a day before the fight
-Maybe humans' unique "powerful throw" ability can save you from the orange fury's wrath once perfected
-Swift death
Orangutan cons:
-it hAS A SWORD
-doesn't care about your plan
-doesn't care about the sword either
-kills you with bare hands
People who pick the orangutan are either extremely overconfident, or have no idea how strong one of those are
remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
Year fr, like even a chimpanzee is pushing the bar
SL 1 run is actually insanely fun in Elden Ring. You have so many options for gear so you can swap up tactics and "builds" which keeps it really fresh and exciting.
Time for double soreseals hell yeah
@@R1R1R2 full damage
@@R1R1R2 once the endgame hits yeah doesn't make a difference going from being one shot all the time to one shot all the time
@@nazarus1283 It matters to some early fights as you can still tank them for like 2-4 hits though thats of your doing all bosses in an RL 1 run.
@@bismarckimperia8781 that's why I said once you hit the end game sir
When doing this run, I personally didn't really had much trouble with any of the main bosses until Fire Giant. That guy just has too much health, rolls away frequently, and unleashes his homing fireballs to keep me at bay. Basically, it was a LONG fight.
Then there is the stream of fire that he does that one shots
SAME im still stuck on that fucker
He definitely is the worst and I definitely never forgot about having a horse
I used two bleed curved swords for my first run, made it ridiculously easy and fast.
For my second run, I used rot for his second phase. Took a little longer buuut still cut out some time. I really dislike Fire Giant so I don’t want to deal with him for long periods of time, especially at level 1 lol
The fire giant is just a huge, fire breathing orangutan.
People severely underestimate animals in general and forget that (especially wild animals exceptions are those that live in the colder regions) have little fat.
Their bulk is mostly muscle.
They can and will hurt you.
Especially big ones like orangutans.
I also feel like their peaceful nature may be misrespresented. Apes in general will delete you if you provoke them enough and it dont even take much more than a single smile showing your teeth
The debate reminded me of the "Would you rather fight a chicken every day or a lion once" video, where the 2 women think they would have a chance against the lion.
Primates are the embodiment of death when they get pissed, also I think he wants a chicken to try him when he gets into a car
"Primates are the embodiment of death when they get pissed" I've seen multiple Karens, and I must agree
Prod you are 💯% correct about the damned orangutan, idk what the heck your girl thinks she's gonna do to a damned ORANGUTAN
This game was so hard, but the way it scales things & the fact you can upgrade to +25 in this one makes this run doable I think ima try it out bro GG
I agree on fighting the chicken, you can even just have a handy sack or bag, then all you do is catch the chicken and either kill it or sell the live chicken, either way 100% easier than the big orange boy
hey prod, seriously for me the level 1 run in ER is the easiest of the souls/borne, so many weapons with radagon's soreseal, godrick's rune, wonderus physic, talismans and even armor pieces can boost your stats, so you can use a bunch of weapons (like bloodhound fang)
Imagine a therapist asking the couple the problem in their relationship and they responded with, "Would you rather fight a Orangutan with a sword every year or fight a chicken everytime you enter your vehicle?"
you'll hit a difficulty spike at draconic tree sentinel, and hit your first wall against fire giant, that's my prediction
Fire Giant with no health level ups was annoying, true, but it's actually possible to get enough items to not get one-shot by his breath or fire storm, and it's easy to dodge his direct attacks too. I did him pretty easily even having only a knife, so i'm sure Prod will not have much problems. He shouldn't... For sure... Anyway, if anything he's going to get annihilated by Valiant Gargoyles, and perhaps Morgott can get him, considering his speed and damage, and the fact that nobody knows his moveset, since they beat his non-existent health bar in 3 seconds. Perhaps Maliketh and Godfrey will be quite a challenge too, but i can't think of any other difficult boss on the way really. Radahn is too nerfed to be menacing. Radagon is patched too, so his hits aren't that bad anymore, with a proper weapon Prod should overpower him fast enough. He's the hardest boss without big enough damage, so if that's the case then Prod is pretty screwed.
Oh, yeah, and dying to Rennala is going to be infuriating, there's also that.
I've been doing this run for a fair bit now and it's pretty fun, especially when you get to the point where everything one-shots you and every boss fight is an ultra-intense battle of trying the "don't get hit" technique.
Bruh, imagine surviving the first orangutan. You know another one's coming in a year. You lost a hand and a kidney in the last fight. How you gonna swordfight the second one with 1 hand and kidney?
He got this already in his bag. He finished Bloodborne and that was way harder
When you come for elden ring gameplay, and stay for chicken vs monkey content.
I'm on Prod's side here, why would anyone choose probable death in one year's time over daily annoyance. Having to kill a few chickens everyday will get you some scratches and a lot of annoyance. It's not even a fight. Unless you are a newborn baby, you are never losing a "fight" to a chicken. That's just free food and a weird roundabout power to help fight hunger. Even with a weapon, there's no guarantee you're leaving alive against an ape, and odds are probably against most people.
I absolutely loved this video! The argument between you and Valentine made me laugh so hard, definitely one of my favorite video so far!
And so it begins
the only way you'd win the fight with an orangutan is if you had a sword and it didn't
I agree with her that chickens are nasty little creatures. But she is SEVERELY underestimating how strong orangutans are!
@@goodnesswhy and how fast and aggressive they can be lmao
Even if the orangutan is unamrmed you're still dead. You could have a gun and win but even then you need to makr sure you aim is good and you keep your distancr
@@matthewkafel1973 i dont even think the damn thing being unarmed would be better cuz at that point it will use full force and instinct against you. If its a sword fight although you would still be fucked it is limited to that tool.
I'm still waiting for DS2 soul level 1 run
Same
Same.
Aye same
The chicken vs orangutan debate keeps getting funnier the more you listen to it
Chicken for life! You both are friggen awesome and a great team. Thank you, Valentine, for the background commentary.
Here are some tips: You'll probably want to use the Uplifting Aromatic items later on since they're item versions of the Opaline Bubbletear and you can have 10 of them in total to help you survive more hits. I also recommend getting the Millicent's Prosthesis talisman as soon as possible by progressing Millicent's questline and killing her in Windmill Village for the actual talisman that raises attack power of successive attacks and gives +5 dexterity. Getting the Golden Vow Ash of War would also help a lot. Good luck!
It seems that the light rolling from the new update is really helping this run.
“I want to go to work, not fight a FUCKING chicken!” 🤣🤣
The chicken vs orangutan discussion is so dumb.
Saw that one before but as chicken vs lion and the women thought picking the lion is smarter xDDD
For some reason every time I heard that stuff the women were saying the chicken is the better choice saying stuff like "It's EVERY DAY! What if it get's me one day? They are nasty too! And I can train for a year to beat the other animal!"
So to adress this absolute nonesense and hopefully make your girlfriend not fight an Urangutang and die:
1: The only cases you can find for people dying to chickens are something like a 76 year old woman that was picking her eggs in the morning and the Rooster pecked at her leg, accidentally hitting a vital artery, because she was so old and frail. Those are the only times chickens are deadly, when you are super old and frail and they land the luckiest critical hit in the world. And the woman wasn't even paying attention to the Rooster and letting it peck like every morning when she was getting the eggs. If you are actually fighting that thing, it will scratch you a bit at most.
2: If you are taking my above story and now scared like a moron that chickens can pierce your arteries, first off, anything remotely sharp could when youre 76 years old lol.
Secondly, you know the chicken is in the vehicle, so wear long clothes. Maybe have one of those onesie pajamas that you wear whenever you open the car door, break the chickens neck, and then take that pajama off again, that way you also won't stain your clothes with blood every day lol.
3: It doesn't matter how much you train, not in the slightest. The baseline musculature of Apes is so far above humans, the human martial arts peak body you can attain is still weaker than anything but a crippled Ape. You're gonna go in there thinking of yourself as a badass, while your punches don't hurt him and once he gets a hold of you he's gonna break your bones like twigs. That is the biological reality here! Stop downplaying how strong these animals are. Humans survived with intellect, NOT with strenght. We built weapons and tools because we were NEVER able to compete physically in the slightest. The only way you stand a chance against an Ape is if you either get a firearm or a spear. Any melee weapon that is not a long ass polearm to hopefully stake him from a distance will still see you get fucked up. No question about it.
4: The only risk from the chicken you will have may be disease, so go get your shots. Other than that this whole discussion is literally this:
Would you rather have mild scratched and a free chicken every day or 100% guaranteed literally no way to prevent it die in a year?
I think some people underestimate the ferocity and power of wild animals… an orangutan would *destroy* the average person
I feel like the trick with the chicken vs orangutan fight comes down to if you can choose when and where in the year you can fight the orangutan...
Here's the idea, make a friend who has a gun
choose to fight it when that friend is around
the friend shoots it in the head
you win
make it a yearly event or something.
Listen, if you go in an all-out fight with a chicken, you may get a bit injured but ultimately, you'll win.
With an orangutan? You will DIE. That animal is 7 times stronger than a human and has a bite force that's nearly as strong as a lion.
Orangutans are fucking scary man. When I was a little kid my great uncle once told me he saw an orangutan rip a man in half, he was a very worldly guy, constantly traveling to out of the way places, had a million stories, so I believed him and it stuck in my memory.
But what kind of sword do we both get?
Medieval sword
@@cordyceps182does the choice of sword really matter all that much? I don't think it'll really improve your odds
how many different playthroughs is this man gonna start at once??
I fucking love this chicken orangutan banter with your girl, too funny. Really makes this vid
I tried this run myself, spoilers for Malenia below.
through radagon soreseal, godrick's rune, greatjar's arse and dragoncrest GS talisman you get
- enough HP and max equip load to be tankier than most summons at regular level lol
- enough STR and DEX to dual wield straight swords and then either square off for stuns or BHS while dealing great damage and bleed buildup (use frost with the pots)
While testing RL1 Malenia i was able to run a dual sword setup with the Crucible Tree armor, to give you an idea for tanky armor
For the chicken orang utan argument, i think chicken is way better, you can just stop working, buy a used car and motorcycle, use the car to spawn infinite chicken and sell it and if you want to go somewhere just use the motorcycle because you didn't get in vehicle, you get on top of it.
kill chicken > attempt to fight Orangutans 😂
So the question's basically either solve world hunger with minor inconveniences, or have a year to live? I think I've chosen my answer...
I loved the chicken fight argument! They never said anything about HOW you fight the chicken.
ok, all the chickens that win their fight join the people fighting orangutans
I had a mean rooster but he was easy enough to ignore with tall enough boots or a broom to push him away
Let me rephrase the question would you rather have free food every time you enter a vehicle or have a year to live
While I'm sure you can sell tickets to a show where you're fighting an orangutan, you could probably start a chicken business if you fight one every time you get into a car.
There was a tourist who got attacked and raped by a 400 lb orangutan. I have never heard of a chicken doing that to anyone.
Counting gravity deaths in prod's videos, day 274: There are 1 gravity deaths in this video. Deaths this year: 171
I'm sorry, I'll have to go with the orangutan this time. There's some things to keep in mind: An average person gets in a vehicle at least twice a day, if not two it's four (because every time you get inside to go somewhere, at a certain point you'll get inside to go back. So it's always two each time). It's never stated if you can escape the fight or if you have to kill the chicken and the orangutan. If you can't escape, the fight might result in a major time loss in the case of the chicken. Also doing this multiple times everyday might have a bad effect on your mind, even drive you crazy. You'll start hating chickens, even as food, and get mental when you see them in TV. On the other hand, while the orangutan is strong, you have a sword and one whole year to prepare. You can take advantage of this. You can learn how to use a sword, or even bring a gun since it's not stated that you can't. And once you get the hang of it, it's a piece of cake. So yeah, orangutan for me.
The biggest point against fighting an orangutan in this context, is that you have to specifically melee it with a sword. If you had access to a gun or tranquilizer gun and had good aim, then fighting an orangutan once a year is better than having to deal with multiple chickens every day. However, if this curse of chickens is absolute, then the best solution is to always pick a chicken whenever you get into a vehicle. Because that means you have a very viable business at best, and at worst, you have a reliable sustainable food source. And since getting a gun is only easy in America, it is better to pick chicken, because all you need is a long sturdy stick or bat.
'Vicious chicken' is still a chicken. You could sneeze on a chicken and kill it, plus dinner, bone broth all that. You'd be tired of chicken but you'd hook up every hungry person. lol
Hey Prod, loved the video! I've been subscribed for a long time your content keeps getting better. Keep up the good work man!
nice GL, i finished 2 SL 1 runs and one was without status ailments as well, another fun idea for a challenge is a +0 weapon with no status ailments run though you need a lot of patience for that, it took me 22 minutes to kill fire giant (it was first try win but yeah 22 minutes)
godskin duo took 28 minutes a try and like 3 hours total of tries.
Thats crazy. I get antsy and impatient if I can't kill bosses in 3 minutes lol
@@rutela3668 yeah i used to be that way, but after multiple challenge runs on these games, you become way calmer and patient.
Honestly I don't think I've laughed from something so trivial than the chicken or orangutan debate
that chicken orangutan talk was hilarious I want more of those stupid talks xD
The only problem is getting your hands on the fucking chicken
I love how the majority of the comments are on the chicken and monkey
High key excited for this
While I do agree with prod about having to fight a chicken every time you enter your car, I know for a fact prod has NEVER dealt with an angry chicken. Those things are RUTHLESS. You definitely won’t be able to break their neck as easily as you say. But yea an orangutan will just be a death sentence fr
HoW mAnY oRaNgUtAnS hAvE yOu DeAlT wItH?!?
Nearly spit my drink everywhere.
the chicken debate made laugh quite alot, thx for that
no way in hell would i want to fight and orangutan ever
That was the longest out of context sayings by prod and valentine we have ever seen
prods got it with this chicken debate
The Chicken vs Orangutan discussion gave me Cancer 😂
Ok, I feel like everyone's overlooking the fact that you could get stonking rich from being attacked by a chicken every time you enter a vehicle. You could literally become the world's biggest exporter of chickens with extremely little effort. You'd be a multi millionaire super fast.
That background chicken vs. orangutans battle lore is great.
Thst chicken conversation was wonderful 💕
came for the elden ring run, stayed for the chicken banter.
The orangutan would be an easy fight for me to win, but the chicken would be good for food
The conversation about the fucking chicken was incredible lol really made me laugh
1:10 this version of Madge looks like if Sonic had a Humansona
Low key it actually takes a little more effort to snap a chicken or rabbit neck than you think. and the chicken won't stop with a broken neck. In sere school we broke chickens necks to eat and sometimes they would just keep running around after for a while
Cool, but that sounds way, way easier to do than fight an orangutan lol.
@@goodnesswhy well duh lol. some species of orangutans and gorillas can benchpress close to 4 thousand pounds and throw upwards of 1700 pounds
100% agree with Prod about this chicken conversation 🐔
the chickens would be an inconvenience but fighting an orangutan? that is a literal death sentence, no other way around it
Why do people still think those are mushrooms on Margit's head? Those are cut horn tips
People are severely overestimating the abilities of a chicken and severely underestimating the abilities of an orangutan. You're just full of yourself if you choose the orangutan.
OOOOHHH BOY!!! Here we go. Ive been waiting for this since elden ring came out
I 100% agree with prod chicken every time
Prod is 100% right. Orangutans would destroy you.
good luck with the run, Prod. ER can be the easiest level 1 if you go for summons and bleed/frost or the hardest if you go solo with no status effects, the choice is yours ;)
Honestly thought you should probably stick with light rolling. Your armor isn’t going to matter in this run and that extra distance you get when rolling is clutch.
Smooth little series, cheers 🎶✌
Damn, to catch that Chicken and Orangutan conversation live tho
I live on a chicken farm and can safely say a chicken can be dealt with. Just wear something sort of thick and throw it out the car. Don’t even got to fight it really. Any kind of large monkey would go for the kill
On top of severely underestimating the ferocity and annoyingness of chickens as you're trying to go about your life, Prod is greatly misrepresenting the opposing argument by suggesting that he just gets to fight random chickens while I am fighting the same endlessly resurrecting orangutan who is learning from each battle.
Rune level one ooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy lets see how this goes, Good luck Prod, I'd rather deal with the chickens over the Orangutan I have played Sekiro I ain't fighting an Ape with a sword
Can I just say... Valentine and Prod are the absolute cutest couple I've seen in a long while 😄
Tree sentinel is pretty easy with the lvl 1 bonkstick wielding class since 2 full charged r2's will stance break him💪
If I get to choose my weapon, Orangutang. If it's pure melee, chicken
I failed my rune lvl 1 in farum azula, the godskin duo was too much for me. Wish you luck tho, it will be fun to watch!
This is a truly maidenless run, Tarnished.
The fallen leaves tell a story, of a lvl 1 Cookie worshipper that became Weasel Lord
6:22 I think you would end up dying either way - the orangutan is death day 1 and the chicken is death by 1000 cuts.
1000 cuts my ass. I remember when I was like 8 or 9 my aunt send me and my nephew (her son) to catch 2 chickens for dinner. And we wrestled with those chickens for 5 min, but still we both caught one. If young le could 30years me could snap a chicken head everyday without any trouble +plus free dinner like Prod said.
@@Ali-Sensei 1000 cuts was supposed to be like 1 per vehicle ha-ha. Eventually the chickens would win.
If it gets bad enough you just avoid vehicles for a while though. Or hell, take some public transport and have other people help deal with the murder chicken, I imagine it'd be hard to ignore. There's no delaying that orangutan.
@@Ali-Sensei Bro when i was like 11or 12 my friend easily caught a chicken and broke its neck (My friend had problems), but yeah, a chicken is easy to kill.
The point is, adult humans are very capable of near effortlessly killing a chicken in a short amount of time. You can't say the same thing with an animal that is 7x stronger.
I work as delivery guy for a Rotisserie .
Id choose the chicken and bank bucks.
May the Cookie gods be with you throughout your journey.
Love you Prod
Daily chicken or a yearly orangutan? I'm an American, gun beats orangutan every time.
Ah, this’ll be fuuuuunnnnn…
This is what ive been waiting for, nice
Gimme an orangutang every time I get in a car. Let’s get this over with
To be fair there is a "bigger" version of the Chiken and this one can get you on trouble
Chicken no doubt because orangutans are a menace if you have to fight one.