Nick Rochefort Reviews INSANELY OVERPRICED Houses

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

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  • @garthgourdon643
    @garthgourdon643 5 месяцев назад +44

    The CNC GILF core tirade was the most visceral and vivid thing I’ve endured since my last Cormac McCarthy book, holy Hell. Instantly subbed.

  • @jtl9689
    @jtl9689 9 месяцев назад +123

    I was watching this with my family when he went into CNC-GILFCORE and I couldn't go any further. Thanks for that.

    • @sacklive
      @sacklive  9 месяцев назад +28

      That's awesome!

    • @swisserty
      @swisserty 16 дней назад

      @@sacklive i might just slank your daugheter

  • @CaptainFAL
    @CaptainFAL 10 месяцев назад +221

    6 million dollars really? The house has wooden doors? Why would they even install a pregnancy facility? Maybe a few hundred thousand at most and thats pushing it.

    • @skullthrower8904
      @skullthrower8904 10 месяцев назад +46

      Really poor planning on the chimney as well, its not even connected to the house!

    • @norinco8724
      @norinco8724 10 месяцев назад +31

      Why wouldn't they install a maternity ward in a 6 million dollar house? They had a pool and an opera house too!

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 10 месяцев назад +17

      Does it come with a cage that holds a eagle and a bear in the garden?

    • @channingtaintum
      @channingtaintum 10 месяцев назад +19

      Six million dollars? The realtor is ambitious, but I ain't buying it. The math just doesn't add up.

    • @paddypibblet846
      @paddypibblet846 10 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@deeznutz8320No, but it comes with masturbation machines, right across the room with the holes in wall where one can put shotgun barrel through the wall that wraps around right back at the shooter.

  • @fosterbeans6222
    @fosterbeans6222 6 месяцев назад +23

    Tommy Hi-Gloss was definitely living in a refurbished funeral home.

  • @ttgk8506
    @ttgk8506 10 месяцев назад +40

    1st house is still currently for sale as of 11/12 with an asking price of $399,999. Needs to go down $250,000 in price at a minimum before anyone will buy it

    • @zackzittel7683
      @zackzittel7683 10 месяцев назад +4

      My house went up in value twice as much as my mortgage in the last 30 days….. which it’s been doing for the last year. it’s gotta be a mix of the market and inflation. But sux to be that guy.

    • @richyq8786
      @richyq8786 10 месяцев назад

      its the land you get

  • @Mister_Clean
    @Mister_Clean 9 месяцев назад +14

    "Heh heh. Low key, everybody hates me! High key? I... hate myself"
    Had me rolling. Man's a comedic genius

  • @iainlaurence
    @iainlaurence 10 месяцев назад +40

    The origin of Chris and his GILFs!

  • @garrettmgunderson
    @garrettmgunderson 6 месяцев назад +5

    "WANT TO SHIT ON A DOLPHIN?" - I sneezed some snot out of my nose from the unexpected laugh

  • @FuckMyParents-420
    @FuckMyParents-420 9 месяцев назад +13

    Nick is my character in Fallout when I max Charisma on a new save.

  • @retrobluemusic
    @retrobluemusic 10 месяцев назад +23

    get your filthy hands off me christopherrr!

  • @LettyBro26
    @LettyBro26 9 месяцев назад +12

    Chris “Treaty of Versailles” Lynch

  • @Josh-wn8jr
    @Josh-wn8jr 10 месяцев назад +83

    He is the funniest man alive.

    • @bakielh229
      @bakielh229 10 месяцев назад

      No that doesn't even exist

    • @paddypibblet846
      @paddypibblet846 10 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@bakielh229Yes it does. We just watched 23 minutes of him.

  • @WhoEls
    @WhoEls 10 месяцев назад +25

    14:48
    "Exposed Aggregate Floor" that is a very complicated way to say Terrazzo.

  • @derrickbonsell
    @derrickbonsell 9 месяцев назад +5

    15:20 The "Damascus pattern" comes after acid etching. The acid etches the metal at slightly different rates which creates a contrast. If you use a single type of steel you can't see it they have to be different types.

  • @profesional_cop
    @profesional_cop 10 месяцев назад +16

    Tried to clown on Porcupine Tree and immediately took it back

    • @CHmLgN
      @CHmLgN 10 месяцев назад +3

      "17 minute track? Oh boy, here we g...oh...OH, well alright then."

    • @redoberon
      @redoberon 9 месяцев назад +2

      They are legit fucking good

    • @alecmaier4981
      @alecmaier4981 8 месяцев назад

      [cries]

    • @AdamBorseti
      @AdamBorseti 6 месяцев назад

      Didn't they used to be Japan? "Tin Drum" fuckin incredible album.

  • @markymarkvancity
    @markymarkvancity 10 месяцев назад +13

    Did you guys know Nick played a homeless guy in an episode of NBC's New Amsterdam?

    • @LordJagd
      @LordJagd 10 месяцев назад

      Got a link? I believe u but can’t find anything online

  • @kristenlindesy95
    @kristenlindesy95 7 месяцев назад +2

    11:14 awe I love the mountain goats

  • @goodleshoes
    @goodleshoes 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love the mountain goats. Saw them while my daughter was still in the womb. Her first concert. : )

  • @honorablegent1201
    @honorablegent1201 9 месяцев назад +4

    Hey did you know Chris' old boss is really a clone of Rusty Venture?

  • @aristotlepallios2239
    @aristotlepallios2239 День назад

    When Nick said “dogs” I immediately knew

  • @mannyamber4005
    @mannyamber4005 8 месяцев назад +3

    Is that Chris Lynch?

  • @godursolamehahaxd9909
    @godursolamehahaxd9909 9 месяцев назад +3

    rain-forest cafe goon room

  • @snikklefritz3640
    @snikklefritz3640 10 месяцев назад +1

    Carpet in the kitchen. Woah. Living on the flowers edge.

  • @lithiumbatteries5045
    @lithiumbatteries5045 10 месяцев назад +2

    GILF core... subbed

  • @misterdaleboomshears8619
    @misterdaleboomshears8619 10 месяцев назад +5

    MORE LIKE 150,000 IF THAT

  • @Eazyjaypee
    @Eazyjaypee 9 месяцев назад +1

    I listen to neutral gilf hotel with tightly rolled cuffed Ben Davis pants with pencil legs

  • @ChibiBoxing
    @ChibiBoxing 9 месяцев назад +1

    You could buy a car in my country with the amount of lacker in the first house

  • @gojira444
    @gojira444 10 месяцев назад +10

    Kino editing

  • @infernojones1758
    @infernojones1758 10 месяцев назад +13

    no Chris, that is not like Damascus steel.

    • @bakielh229
      @bakielh229 10 месяцев назад

      Chris is the biggest idiot I've ever listened to, seriously is he reta ded or something?

  • @dontoevsky
    @dontoevsky 7 месяцев назад +1

    Chris getting scared 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @donatehilltop
    @donatehilltop 10 месяцев назад +7

    Anybody else help him help his daughter?

  • @AaronKeyes55
    @AaronKeyes55 6 месяцев назад +1

    LMAO nick's rant

  • @martingarricks6209
    @martingarricks6209 10 месяцев назад +2

    19:29

  • @luke-yy5bc
    @luke-yy5bc 6 месяцев назад +1

    high key hate myself too

  • @SimMaster
    @SimMaster 10 месяцев назад +48

    God bless Palestine

    • @babyfetusosrs
      @babyfetusosrs 10 месяцев назад +3

      From the river to sea my balls will be clean

    • @PMFD99
      @PMFD99 10 месяцев назад +3

      From the anus to my D

    • @Kriegsfuerst
      @Kriegsfuerst 10 месяцев назад +14

      Dog bless Ballsackdine

    • @KneGros-nc1ss
      @KneGros-nc1ss 9 месяцев назад

      I do dine on them occasionaly

  • @PinkFZeppelin
    @PinkFZeppelin 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bro likes bon iver but rips on fleet foxes. Fleet foxes is legit.

  • @markferguson3745
    @markferguson3745 8 месяцев назад +2

    Real estate is a singular reflection of human vanity and delusion; in the rare cases where those traits aren't readily apparent, the
    chosen immediate environment puts it all out there.Just an endless source of comedy gold designed for blast.
    The sidekick knows the process for Damascus steel, but he never heard of an Irish Setter?
    Chris Jenner's #ss in nylons is completely apt.An economical summation of a travesty allowed too much time to breathe.

  • @datmeleeuw
    @datmeleeuw 5 месяцев назад +1

    7:36

  • @tumco9005
    @tumco9005 10 месяцев назад +2

    Whats wrong with the house at 10:00? The fireplace is bestiful and set up for cooking, nice woodstoves, and very nice woodwork.
    Sure the owner definitly has autism due to the birds and trains but I dont see why anyone would hate the house.

    • @demystify1567
      @demystify1567 10 месяцев назад +6

      The guy who sent it in said he hates the guy who bought the house, but Nick did say it's a great house

    • @foxdragon88
      @foxdragon88 7 месяцев назад

      No space between neighbors. Houses like that kinda bother me

  • @duncanmacgregor9565
    @duncanmacgregor9565 10 месяцев назад +1

    Chris don’t you talk bad about Porcupine Tree like that

  • @tomjones4105
    @tomjones4105 9 месяцев назад +1

    What is the best vehicle under $30,000 for extreme winter conditions (stock) up to 15 years old?

    • @LUKEY_D_FRESH
      @LUKEY_D_FRESH 9 месяцев назад +1

      100 or 200 series toyota land cruiser

  • @kilometersmetzker4516
    @kilometersmetzker4516 4 месяца назад +1

    More like 40 thousand am I rite?

  • @LorwelDonquist
    @LorwelDonquist 9 месяцев назад +1

    Radium transmitter? Help

    • @blindndeaf
      @blindndeaf 9 месяцев назад

      An item that transmits radium

  • @GhostOfTheAngels
    @GhostOfTheAngels 10 месяцев назад +26

    Where the fuck is Jet

    • @nickc3856
      @nickc3856 10 месяцев назад +15

      #JetItUp

    • @weeweewermwangstalker9062
      @weeweewermwangstalker9062 10 месяцев назад +24

      Jet told me that he was getting owned by all of his haters and had to leave the internet permanently

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 10 месяцев назад +8

      Isn't he busy with fishtank 2?

    • @gestaltstate
      @gestaltstate 10 месяцев назад +24

      Jet graduated from chat read preschool and is now attending fish tank kindergarten

    • @big_stinko
      @big_stinko 10 месяцев назад +12

      He's fighting for Hamas right now. We're not sure when he'll be back

  • @prevailwithme
    @prevailwithme 9 месяцев назад +1

    Is this his official channel?

  • @MegaSuperCritic
    @MegaSuperCritic 8 месяцев назад +3

    Chris, SHUT UP

  • @chadlimestall9201
    @chadlimestall9201 10 месяцев назад +2

    where is the main channel you leach from?

  • @dondelchulia3189
    @dondelchulia3189 10 месяцев назад +4

    Chris lunch sucks

  • @rainunderscore
    @rainunderscore 8 месяцев назад +3

    chris just isnt funny