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The jumper bro I promise you I jumped all over my bed ducking jumping over the belt and all that to where a point my dad got tired and said “Imma get you later breathing hard”😂😂 and never got me back
I know the rest of that dat was suspenseful as hell😂😂 At least if he was like my pops, that mf would wait til the LAST possible moment where you wouldn’t expect it then he’d unload. Nigga ruled with an iron fist
I got whooped for apparently having a sassy mouth when I was young. My little sister who is 10 years younger than me never got whooped... because she would FIGHT back and my mom gave up. I was like "I didn't even know fighting back was an option. 🤣 My sister is a warrior.
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I loved the one where he had all those clothes on 😂, this made my day better, I have had a rough afternoon and I go to an all white kids school and they never know what it’s like to get a beating, it feels nice to have a video to relate to, especially if its funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@marydah7392 I have trust issues and can't help but flinch at loud sounds as well as an inferiority complex. I was depressed and attempted suicide because I felt my parent hated me. That turned into anger issues I still have today. I was scared of my parent. That's not how a child should feel about the person that's supposed to protect them. Stop justifying brutalizing your children because they make you upset.
@bodydontfailmenow you're just a special case bc you got a weak mental health but that's not the case of everyone 🙃 Tbh I don't think it's a good idea for you to raise kids of you got anger issues but whatever It's not about hurting kid bc they upset you, either you did get it all or your parents were abusing you which doesnt feel not AT ALL the same as being punished
@@marydah7392 ain't no way you're trivializing someone's uncomfortable experience just because they don't got a back bone like you. Like seriously fuck you for that
I remember one time I was misbehaving so my mom was gonna give me the good old leather belt discipline. But I was ahead of the game, I hid the leather belt. So when she was trying to find it I was like “not today” but as soon as I said that my dad came back from work with his brand new leather belt. I think you know what happens after.
I was the runner I would legit get around the bed and keep running until my mom got tired and left little did I realize she went to get my uncle who proceeded to beat the absolute shit out of me and then she got seconds ahh childhood
I was "disciplined" a lot as a child. I wasn't the silent crier, I did it out loud. My parents had the audacity to tell me to stop crying after literally getting beat with a fucking wooden spoon! Still not an upstanding citizen yet. 😀👍
0:00 is so my cousins. Like, omg they literally do not fear their parents at all. Like no reaction when they getting beat by them. But my grandad? Phew...
@@marydah7392 So you aren’t even randomly fighting someone, you are actively choosing to put your hands on another human being, one that you are in charge of being the protector of no less. You don’t have the self control to be able to parent in a more productive manner so instead you choose violence. Why not just beat someone’s ass for forgetting your pickles at McDonald’s then by that logic?
@@somethin9834it works better if you say "mommy" or "daddy" depending on who's hitting you Then, you say "harder" and make them ascend to the astral plane
Yo I'm already dying by the "Can't touch this"
Fr 😆
Same lmfao☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Bro played too much dark souls games
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@@NoNonsenseGamer0_0amen to that
0:47 Bro is a genius ☠
But he got caught and looked slick
That gave him 10 defense
He forgot to act like he could feel it so in reality he was beaten in his own game
Fr me😂
0:39 bro turned into ultra instinct 😂😂😂
0:12 bro thought he was in a geometry dash bossfight 💀
All of those
yes
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@@PurXion_777bud thought he can trick us
Hold up, I could use this as an meme.
The jumper bro I promise you I jumped all over my bed ducking jumping over the belt and all that to where a point my dad got tired and said “Imma get you later breathing hard”😂😂 and never got me back
XD
@@LordProwlbearhavent seen that in years
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
I know the rest of that dat was suspenseful as hell😂😂 At least if he was like my pops, that mf would wait til the LAST possible moment where you wouldn’t expect it then he’d unload. Nigga ruled with an iron fist
I got whooped for apparently having a sassy mouth when I was young. My little sister who is 10 years younger than me never got whooped... because she would FIGHT back and my mom gave up. I was like "I didn't even know fighting back was an option. 🤣 My sister is a warrior.
Sister is a badass
I do the same but i’m well behaved sooooooooo
Nah that’s crazy fighting back your own parents is bruh 😔
@@UltimateBaconYTIf you stand up to a bully they typically stop whooping you
bro your parents legit brought you to this world, feed you, paid for you, and even more wdym buddy
0:47 William afton when the dead children sees him get springlocked…
Tru
Lol😂😂😂
0:39 telltale characters be like:
Gotta lock in with those Quick time events
A coincidence
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@@NoNonsenseGamer0_0 shush im a batmna rkham and telltale batman player
i will quick time event ur ass
@@NoNonsenseGamer0_0 jokes on you im muslim
(This is complete bogus to me)
0:29 the perfect ass whoopin
I agree ❤❤❤😂😂😂
100th likes
100 ass whoopins
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@@NoNonsenseGamer0_0 Amen bro
im all of these
Fr bro
Same
The mix up
Same. Sometimes
Same.
I loved the one where he had all those clothes on 😂, this made my day better, I have had a rough afternoon and I go to an all white kids school and they never know what it’s like to get a beating, it feels nice to have a video to relate to, especially if its funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fck u on about? literaly everone gets beaten
They dont say it but everyone has atleast gotten slapped
???? hello? what do you mean white kids dont get beat? were tf are you from
White people can't get beatings now? 💀
Hope you are doing good and staying safe ❤
If you need to talk to someone or need help there are people who care
0:29 bros healthbar is slowly decreasing
Bro the silent crier is literally me😂😂
you look like you shit yourself?
Me too 😭😭😭😂😂😂
The fart sound💀
Same
i'm the "can't touch this"
Me too
Your parents beat you? That’s crazy
@@SeanSkalak-kk9iy People are different, especially for there parents, this shouldn't be thought of as a surprise. A lucky kid you are, huh?
@@Jed_._I was just always following the rules so there was no reason for me to get beaten
I don't get beat but with all the school fights I've gotten in I'm most likely the can't touch this
0:39 sans be like when you attack
Undertale reference
@@nainaya yes
0:56 was too funny “but i’m cold ”😂😂😂😂
Bro, the silent cry is so personal
Yeah
Yeah
The "cant touch this" feels like ultra instinct
Edit:Thanks for the likes
0:39 Captain Jack Sparrow: He learned from the best!
0:39 bro has ultra instinct😂😂😂😂😂
What did i tell you about talking in class! " I was just asking for a pencil."😭0:24
Worst parenting ever
That's just dumb if that was me I will move out of my house and live in the streets
Different types of kids when their parents whoop them:
"L I M B O"
F O C U S
"Can't touch this" is my favorite. Bro dun unlocked Ultra Instinct.
When I turned 11 I stopped feeling whoopins
when i was eleven my dad starting punching me instead
@@skateboarder6403 The gun calling your name:
@@skateboarder6403
Damn bro,
you ok?
@@skateboarder6403dude, some people could brush off whoopings as corporal punishment, but this is just straight up abuse.
same bruv it still hurt but i didnt care unless he drew up blood
i have a refined pain tolerance >:)
Sometimes im the "too old for this / cant feel it" and im always the "Cant touch this"😂
Sarcastic ow is the funniest one in my opinion 😂
I'm the "doesn't get beaten because I don't have terrible parents"
Ye you just white
Lucky
As a guy who lives in Southeast Asian country, I can confirm that these are accurate.
0:34 he looks like he's not trying to shit himself
THE SILENT CRY WAS PERSONAL OH MY GOD
The "Can't touch this" has mastered his ultra instinct😂
Fr
Am I the only one who fights back? Probably because of some troubles that I didn't cause and still get blamed
How tf you still alive 💀
Nah, I fought back and never got whooped again
Will never put my kids through any of this. I could never hold that much spite.
You're a well patient parent then. There's no need for long term emotional scars on your kids
The whooping never leaves long time emotional scars
@@marydah7392 I have trust issues and can't help but flinch at loud sounds as well as an inferiority complex. I was depressed and attempted suicide because I felt my parent hated me.
That turned into anger issues I still have today.
I was scared of my parent. That's not how a child should feel about the person that's supposed to protect them.
Stop justifying brutalizing your children because they make you upset.
@bodydontfailmenow you're just a special case bc you got a weak mental health but that's not the case of everyone 🙃
Tbh I don't think it's a good idea for you to raise kids of you got anger issues but whatever
It's not about hurting kid bc they upset you, either you did get it all or your parents were abusing you which doesnt feel not AT ALL the same as being punished
@@marydah7392 ain't no way you're trivializing someone's uncomfortable experience just because they don't got a back bone like you. Like seriously fuck you for that
What about the belt grab block? Then wrap it around your arms. 😂
The amount of relatability here is infinite.
0:42 John wicks dad be like😂😂 and John wick himself just dodging it😂😂😂😂😂😂
I remember one time I was misbehaving so my mom was gonna give me the good old leather belt discipline. But I was ahead of the game, I hid the leather belt. So when she was trying to find it I was like “not today” but as soon as I said that my dad came back from work with his brand new leather belt. I think you know what happens after.
this was so funny every few seconds I had to take a breath because of all the laughter
I was the runner I would legit get around the bed and keep running until my mom got tired and left little did I realize she went to get my uncle who proceeded to beat the absolute shit out of me and then she got seconds ahh childhood
Do the " belt grabber" 😂😂 I was dying
I used to silent cry now I just kinda take it like the first one. Also his face in "Multiple Layers of Clothing made me laugh"
The "BRUTALITY IS NEEDED, FIGHT BACK' and then he hits bro with a right hook and steals the belt
me asf parrying it all with my hand
The silent cry was nut 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
when i was a kid i jumped over the belt once and that changed my life
How?
Simple you won't try to do that same stupid s*** again
@@jamesyoung1226 He went to the higher realm of all gods
I was "disciplined" a lot as a child. I wasn't the silent crier, I did it out loud. My parents had the audacity to tell me to stop crying after literally getting beat with a fucking wooden spoon! Still not an upstanding citizen yet. 😀👍
The first one was definitely me lmao
(plz mane I ain’t tryna get people to say cap rn)
🧢
@@TheOfficial_Red-Kris no cap lmao
people would never believe what I said rn
yeah you still get to wear pants and underpants. Desensitisation is real bro, I believe you.
The jumper made me laugh so hard I rolled off my bed💀🤣🤣
“Which one are you?”
- mobile game adds
You missed the " that was the last time" kid. He stands over your bed in a dark room with a glock
The Can’t Touch This part is the best one lmao
0:41 bro learned dads whooping technique and dodged like spidermans spider sense
I rarely got whooped but when i do im the "cant touch this" and "cant feel it"
The jumper one and you can't touch this parts 😂😂
counterattackers:Am i a joke?
Guyy whhhhhhaaaaattt?!?!?!?
0:00 is so my cousins. Like, omg they literally do not fear their parents at all. Like no reaction when they getting beat by them. But my grandad? Phew...
Me at the first one : 🗿
I'm the "Too old for this / can't feel it" and "Can't touch this" at the same time.
imagine hating slavery and then using slavery era punishments
You showed the exemple, they followed it
You forgot the kid who gets his hands smacked by the belt because they wont uncover their bottom lol
First one makes me sad
cant touch this:NAH BRO HAHHAHA
too old for this: atleast im not tired
The parents can go to jail for whooping...it is called "assault".
what no
Discipline is a crime now, no wonder the country is going down the drain
🤓
discipline.
0:08 bros been hitting the chair
0:51 ⚠️ This will never work 😂
@Khalil-pu5jm bro doesn't know how to type
Mans risked his life to bring us this video
You forgot to add the one kid who catches the attack
The first is spending stat points on defense and strenght, the secons on agility and speed 😂😂😂😂😂
The "can't touch this" is the evolved jumper
JUMPER??? IS THIS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?? WATERFLAME COME HERE NOW… 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
LOL
I'm definitely the "TOO OLD FOR THIS/ CAN'T FEEL IT" 😂
cant touch this is when you get beat so many times you remember his attack patterns
0:47 every canadian ever
Im the jumper and the silent cry but i barely jump
I’m the “Can’t touch this”. Lol😂
The first one is literally me, but I have to act like it hurts that way they won’t do it harder lol.
My family when it comes to the first kind: at that point, we aint pulling out the belt; we boxing 😂
i love how theyre all trying not to laugh the entire time
0:26 The Slient Cry is literally me 🥲
"I was asking for a pencil" 😂😂
Dude the “Can’t touch this” dude had observation haki you can’t prove otherwise to me.
I'm none of these cause i never get whooped
The first one takes all the fun out of it for the dad.
I was the silent cry lol 😂
You were abused as a child, sorry to tell you that
@@Aketchupbottle I wasn’t buddy but for u to suggest that somethings wrong with you
@@Aketchupbottle I think he knows about his life better than you do
My brother: can’t touch this.
Me: silent cry
Me: fighting back my father
@@buynaakeni I wouldn’t even try that😭
You forgot the one who actually enjoys it
💀💀
Ngl
the jumper love the thrill😂
0:32 thats me fr
I'm the can't feel it 💪
Mutiple layers of clothimg had me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jumper: gd reference also first coin veri hard
Im the "silent cry"and"cant touch this"
0:49 This is honestly me I am not about to have markings all right
THIS IS TOO GOOD 😭
the fact that my brother is actally getting hit for a 1 minute skit is crazy
People wanna tell me this shit wouldn’t be child abuse
Nah that just physical punishment, parents weren't beating for no reason
@@marydah7392 They were still beating somebody. Would you do that to somebody on the street?
@@FRAGResourceTTV randomly fighting someone in the street doesn't have anything to do with whooping your kids bc they did shit..?
@@marydah7392 So you aren’t even randomly fighting someone, you are actively choosing to put your hands on another human being, one that you are in charge of being the protector of no less. You don’t have the self control to be able to parent in a more productive manner so instead you choose violence. Why not just beat someone’s ass for forgetting your pickles at McDonald’s then by that logic?
@@marydah7392Your parents abused you because they ran out of patience and took their anger out on you
The can't touch this legit mastered the attack patterns
I feel like the jumper is the most common one
It's called... um... fear i think, very rare word i know
this video is a real talent ❤🤣
The mfs that hit back 💀
They not whoop them, they're training their endurance
Anyone else try to freak the fuck outta their parents when they whooped you by saying "harder"?
BUDDY WHAT OH HELL NAH NOBODY SAYS THAT
@@somethin9834it works better if you say "mommy" or "daddy" depending on who's hitting you
Then, you say "harder" and make them ascend to the astral plane
No because my parents weren't abusive
@@Aketchupbottlegetting a whooping isn’t abuse
@@yvettejackson3135 It's the literal definition of abuse fam.