Bill Burr’s Advice for Breaking Off an Engagement
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2024
- Bill Burr answers some questions from Tonight Show viewers and gives advice on things like moving in with a significant other and communicating with roommates.
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I love how Burr immediately recognizes the lie in every question
Yes! The fact that he can peel off the veneer of BS is quite amazing to watch.
He's had a lot of therapy and wisdom!!
Lol he's had years of email reading training on his podcast. Now he's a BS detector
@@k4ir0s True!
He's Red Pill, like Patrice O'neal
Burr's podcast is literally him doing this, sharing old man advice. Highly recommended.
yes I second this
Surprised they didn’t play the proper intro. “It’s time for advice...”
With your host billy burr.....
Oh jeezus...
I'm just checking in on yooooooou!
"My roommate leaves dishes in the sink"
Bill: VIOLENCEEEE
🤣😂
That's solid advice
You heard the man, DEW IT =)))
😅
The funny thing is.. it makes sense
"Bang that guy at work but you don't love him either" *sinister laugh. This guy gets it.
Jimmy: "I wanna do this all night long"
So does everyone else. Bill Burr is a fucking hero.
Oh Bill, has it come to this ?
Love burr but I like when he is with Conan better, they seem to mesh better.
@@danielsalinas876 Burr with Conan is definitely apex Burr (and apex Conan)
It’s good for Jimmy to be around someone who is actually funny.
He looks high af. Definitely ate some edibles before this was filmed 😂
"Honey, your snoring is as ugly as you are beautiful."
Somebody should paint that on a rock and sell them on Etsy.
Such poetry 😂
F'n GOLD lol
When I read this it was in Bill Burrs voice.
I'd stumble during the sentence and say, " as ugly as you are," at least I'd get to sleep in a different room, my moms spare bedroom.
Let's Petition to make this a regular segment.
Listen to bills podcast. He does this segment of life advice. Look up "bill burr life advice" on youtube and you can find a ton of compilations. Some as long as 10 hours. Or search for "fall asleep to bill burr"
Enjoy
it is in the Monday morning podcast.
That's literally Bill's podcast
Yes!
@@stevel8270 lol fall asleep to Bill Burr
Bill Burr is so honest. Call him crass but he’s probably one of the last genuine people in all of Hollywood. I bet he’s the same in person than he is on TV.
this is why i love him. he is who he is. and i love the crass/wisdom combination. to the point. it's refreshing even though i dont always agree. but that's life.
Love him!! Let’s pray he doesn’t get canceled! 😬🙄🥴
@@Pamkkw he can’t be cancelled because he doesn’t care lol. He’s the man, hopefully he can bring joy to people for a while longer.
@@Pamkkw Don't worry, he's one of the few people who have reached "Uncancelleable" level. Every time snowflakes have tried to cancel him, they've only managed to give him more material for his jokes.
@@Pamkkw Don't worry, he's one of the few people who have reached "Uncancelleable" level. Every time snowflakes have tried to cancel him, they've only managed to give him more material for his jokes.
“I don’t think that marriage is gonna last” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude. I thought Jimmy died when he said that. That was hilarious.
This line made me check the comments lol
First time Jimmy had to actually try to stop laughing and fake being serious.
I love Bill Burr, says whats on his mind and gives no fucks about beating around a bush 😂
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"The kid has no bargaining chips". What a succinct way to explain disciplining your kid.
My 5 year old threatens to take away my phone. One time she did hide my phone when she was angry and my phone is on vibration/silent. Another time she hid her dad's desk water bottle when she was not happy with him. I am terrified of her upcoming teenager days.
@@RAIRADIO Please tell me you're joking!
@@RAIRADIO that’s a paddlin’
what are you shakespear? i've never heard that word before
"Violence is the only thing that people like that understand. The threat of violence. This could be my new self-help book." 😂
But if you need help and you’re buying a help book, how do you know you’re buying the right book? 😂😂
Give that man a regular segment.
More Bill Burr.
Give him his own talk show lol
Bill Burr has his own podcast, you should definitely check it out.
Every Monday and Thursday he has a podcast. Go down the rabbit hole
I KNOW, RIGHT?? 💪 💪 💪
Agreed!
“They never teach you how to break up with somebody” 💯💯
All facts!
They never do. My old man only taught me to go after the girl I want and when we're an item. Work to make the relationship last for as long as possible.
RUclips his podcast about it
Cuz breaking up is natural
Bill is national treasure, in today's society we need more people like him.
He is also international treasure, he has big following in India also🤗
I want to see joe rogan, bill burr and jordan Peterson have a conversation about any topic
@@MrESPINOSA88 that would be great to see
@@weaponizer4444 isn't it, those 3 are ones of the most direct, cero bs and down to earth people, they are truth seekers they say things as they are period.
@@MrESPINOSA88 and Patrice o'neal if he was alive, God rest his soul
I like this segment because:
-It shows why Bill Burr's podcast is hilarious;
-Jimmy seems way more relaxed than he does in front of an audience;
-Most of the advice is useful, and all of it is funny. :p
Jimmy Fallon is the biggest shit the world has ever seen
@@drak3661 Jesus, grow up lmao
We all dislike certain people we dislike, you aint special
@@bobshnitzel2608 I agree with you,I ain't special or anything.
I hate Fallon for his fake shitty laughter and attitude. And I expressed my opinion. Most people will agree with me, some won't. If you found this disrespectful, keep your opinions to yourself and shove it up your.......... You also have the right to express your opinion, but not advise people on anything k. Tells how much of a hypocrite you are👍👍
@@drak3661 It ain't disrespectful, just pathetic. Hating and wasting your time on a man who doesn't even know you exist
@@boracebecioglu9563 That's true..... But then you also have to talk about the fanbase most celebrities have. What about all that?? All those people admiring someone and thinking that he is God, thereby simply wasting their own life.
I can't deny with what you said. Both shit is pathetic
He almost always gives solid advice. And when he doesn’t know what he’s talking about, he gives a caveat - “I don’t read, I’m an idiot, don’t listen to me”
He gives the Italian waiver of "but whadda I know?"
Actually, he knows the truth and the answer even when he says he doesn't. He's just giving someone an out because he knows he's reached fringe territory that's too scary for some people to deal with.
“I don’t want to jinx Ryan, but I don’t think that marriage is going to last.” Ouch. LOL
I busted up laughing when he said that!
“The kid has no bargaining chips” 😂😂😂🤣
rare footage of jimmy not faking his laughter.
Not very rare.
So true... Thats why I prefer Kimmel...
@@sanjayraju988 yes you're right..... It doesn't happen at all
Every fuckin video theres a comment like this
I hate his fake laughter too. Why I rarely watch him but I am a huge Bill Burr fan
I expected him to give hilarious, yet half ass answers. He actually gave great advice- I respect how straight forward and realistic his outlook on life is🤘🏻
Listen to his podcast. People write him very personal letters and he gives them advice all the time. He gives pretty good advice, too. After he's done joking around and acting a fool. It's entertaining, but when he gets down to the persons questions he gives thoughtful answers.
I'm guessing it's because everyone in the comedy business already know how Burr is like. He just speaks his mind.
I don't know if jimmy expected it. He seemed pleasantly surprised that there was honest advice with humor mixed in and it wasn't just some set up for a pure comedy bit.
Bill's like the Cool pissed off uncle who is judged by everyone but can stand his ground with great points
Lived with a dude that would use literally every damn dish, glass and fork before he would only wash what he needed. Hid all the kitchenware in the garage and the look on his face when he went to get something to eat was priceless. He looked at me with this WTF look and I told him if he was going to act like an animal, he can eat outside like one.
I love that
😂 nice
well if he is trying to do a full load to conserve electricity and soap...GOOD on him.
I had this asshole roommate who insisted on firing up the oven every single day to heat up a chicken bake. The problem was that it was literally 90 degrees and it made the house really hot and uncomfortable when he could've used the toaster oven I instead. He flat out refused to stop after I asked him to. I got wise and figured out how to turn the breaker off just to the stove/oven so the next time little asshole went to use the oven , it didn't work. Lol He had no problem using the toaster oven after that.
I actually really liked all of his advice.
Yes it's true, unfortunately it's hard to follow a good advice.
Oh for fucks sake Karen..there is no way you liked his advice , you're Karen
Thank you for the kind words.
@@karenc2837
I like this Karen 😁
@@JoeJacksonGT3 I'll assume that was said in jest..lol.
It's hard to NOT be accused of being a Karen, when your parents named you at birth and apart from an official name change, there's not a lot you can do about it.....
Nice to see these weren't silly softball situations
Yeah this was complicated stuff lol. Thankfully, Bill isn't afraid to give tough answers.
Yes they were
great comment
I too was looking to Fallon for incisive journalism lol
I was gonna blow by this but I couldn’t stop chuckling so I came back. That was funny Lmfaoo
When bill burr is a guest I can actually have no doubt that Jimmy’s laugh is real
@9:00 The response to "you need to get this kid shredded" hahaha
Jimmy has to dance for these executive goons. His hands are tied. That much money does that to you.
I'd really like to know what his peers (like other comedians) think about the fake(?) Laughs..I mean i would have hated him as an SNL colleague acting in a sketch and the guy keeps breaking character..but maybe he's really likeable irl, no clue
@@richo6537 the visuals I got from that 5 year old ripped with an 8 pack lol..
3:30 that was a real Jimmy laugh
*Roommate leaving food in plate*
Bill: Peace was never an option...
The cool part about bill is he’s not letting his ego blow up. He’s just being himself and once you know who that is you can’t deny that all you can do is be you.
This should be a show on its own. Burr is a living legend.
It’s called the Monday morning podcast
He does it every Monday and thankfully without Jimmy. Bill is real and Jimmy is fake.
If you listen to his podcast it's kinda the same
There is already a show called Monday Morning Podcast.
Bill could make living as a real life coach
He kind of does...ever listen to his podcast?
@@justmemadison No i can just watch V for Vendetta.
@@sombd133 The GOAT of documentaries.
Or make alot more money being a massively successful comedian
He reminds me a bit of *Gary Vee*
Both straight talkers
You know Bill’s one of the greatest comics of all time because he can make Jimmy genuinely laugh.
“Your snoring is as ugly as you are beautiful” what a magnificent line
My opinion on bill burr: the only comedian that can give you the best advice on real life situations and manage to make you laugh your ass off as well.... Lol
@Dave Chapelle
Adam Carolla speaks a lot of funny truth
THIS NEEDS TO BE A RECURRING SEGMENT!!!
Agreed!
Watch Bill Burrs podcast, this bit is his show.
Every monday and thursday plus every other Wednesday he does a podcast with the machine!!! Its called MMP and the billburt podcast check it out on youtube or Spotify
"I don't wanna jinx Ryan but I don't think that marriage is gonna last" *DEAD*💀💀💀
If jimmy doesn’t make this a weekly segment he’s missing out
Bill Burr would not waste his time doing a segment on the Jimmy Kimmel show every damn week.
@@richardwagon6433 wrong jimmy....
Bill does it twice a week on the podcast
I'm sure you've figured it out, but this should be a recurring bit.
I would like to see this bit at least once, if not twice a month. I could watch this or even simething like the two of them sitting in recliners talking about ridiculous news headlines.
PLEASE!!!!
A bit is too small for this. I want a stand-alone show. Honestly.
It's what he does on his podcast. Not all the time, but pretty regularly he reads and responds to letters people write him. Honestly, it's surprising just how personal some of them are considering they are writing a comedian. I will say though, he gives some pretty good advice.
@@justmemadison Yeah cause it sure would be all true what they write to a comic
“my roommate didn’t wash his plate.”
*Burr: “punch em in the face”*
😣🥊
I read that in his voice. haha
Stop whining you let this happen
I thought I was the only one to catch how tone deaf, and incapable he is of reading the room/country.
I so wish I could do that to my messy housemate but he’s bigger than me sigh
You hate to be that guy... but! Lol
I was expecting a lot more jokes and not so many great life lessons, but Bill Bur is that dude. I feel, I learned a lot just watching this clip.
Bill Burr is brilliant. Love the parenting advice. He's right.
“You’re not allowed to say that anymore, even when someone needs an ass kicking”😂😂😂
His energy is seamless. He ain't holding nothing back. I love when Jimmy loses his PG-13 reigns and has to resist laughing like he would behind closed doors 🤣
Yeah I feel like he was terrified of what the producers would say the whole time. I don't think so much about how non PC Bill Burr is until I heard him on this vanilla ass show and realized all the awkward moments. He's a legend, and he makes people like Jimmy Fallon look even more sad, for letting themselves be choked with PC. Jimmy Fallon used to be hilarious, now he's.. Whack. A sell-out. Thank God for people like him and Dave Chapelle
Burr is a stream of consciousness. That’s why his comedy is so sharp and quick. He thinks of it on the spot yet he somehow connects it to what he’s already thinking seamlessly.
@@CorridorJ I was moreso thinking platform to platform. He speaks to each audience equally imo. But yes, agreed with the fast thinking
@@nicoleowens2318 Ugh I absolutely agree. Now that I've been exposed these years to so many comedians free thinking on podcasts and such it's painful to go back sometimes
I like how impressed Jimmy was with Bill, and how he made the segment even better than he imagined.
I can’t get enough of this guy. I wish Conan would do this segment with him too. It would be priceless.
So we’re ALL binge-watching Burr/Conan interviews 😂
@@ShayneMicchia nice try Jimmy
"its not paying rent, it has no bargaining chips" YES
Lmao... Bill Burr is obviously very hilarious but dude is extremely wise too.
seems no one knows about his podcast. He reads people's letters -- usually very personal and he gives advice. He's actually a very thoughtful man when you get past the jokes. Check it out sometimes...Monday Morning Podcast and he has another called Thursday's Monday Morning Podcast. lol.
Bill is simply hilarious. Nothing to add. He is honest, balsy, and great at doing his job.
This needs to be a regular segment. I’d be satisfied by once a month, but I’d be hoping for more.
Yes ! agree
Check out Bill Burrs Monday Morning Podcast on RUclips he does a lot of this kind of thing when his listeners send in their problems
Bill Burr does this on his podcast regularly.
😂 Billy-BOY!! He is KILLER!! 😂 One of the best TRUTH-TELLERS IN THE BUSINESS!! 🔥
Who did he Kill? Is he a murderer? I heard he's an assassin. Does he also crush rooms? How good is the comedy store? A modern day philosopher to civilians. An essential worker!
Nothing beats finishing off a good night with some Bill Burr😌
Jimmy genuinely laughing is actually refreshing 😂😂
“Anyways getting back to this kid with the vegetables..”😂😂
That was good heh
He's so funny and part of that is because he speaks the truth.
It's how he delivers whatever he's going to say that makes it funny and true. 😂
Truth!
Comedy is supposed to leave different than how you started,if his brand of humor offends?. People need to read between the lines and get what he's saying. As opposed to assuming he's just a dick with fame.
"Can we watch Ryan"
"No he's alseep" 😂😂😂
I am a coach and we don't give advice, but even I am impressed with Bill. His ability to read between the lines is that special kind of intuition and his years of therapy gives him that wisdom. Men who go to therapy are such a gem.
Bill Burr's take on Ryans World hit so hard for me, it's just so goddam accurate.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was fascinated with the energy levels of Ryan's parents.
I’ve never seen the show, but they sound terrifying. 😂
@@rachele3334 My 4 year old son is obsessed, it’s a weird trip of a show though.
I'm impressed with how little shocked Jimmy is getting with Burr. Normally he's like a deer in headlights
also his laugh seems genuine, and i know ppl bash him all the time for beeing fake, maybe too much, but still he understands comedy. also patrice liked him, so i like him aswell
Hes known Jimmy for like 23 yrs
@@lookatthisbizarre2940 patrice was a good judge of character
@@CB0915 I was going to say...they’ve known each other well for a very long time.
Jimmy: "He's not unboxing toys."
Bill: "Yeah! This isn't Ryan's World!"
"Ryan can throw his vegetables." 🤣
MORE Bill Burr life coach, please!! I laughed so hard and love his brutal honesty (plus the fact I agree with him a 100%). I could've listened to this for hours, lol. Sure needed those laughs.
Did I read correctly that he has a podcast?
Yes
Bill's been doling out advice like this on his podcast for years, so this bit was right up his alley. I thought he might try to do something different and go for the joke-y answer, but he kept it straight and honest like he does on his podcast. Respect.
I especially loved his answer to parents who are afraid to discipline their kids when they're little. I see that crap all the time, and you just know that the child is going to be walking all over their parents by the time they're 12 years old. No one says you have to treat your child like they're in military school, but by not teaching your kid where the boundaries are, you're setting them up to become the future Donald Trumps of the world, and no one wants that.
Candace, my friend, I not only agree with your comments, I enjoyed them. I find it incredibly cool when I'm going thru the comments and I find someone who is thinking almost exactly like I am. Good job. Have an outstanding life!
do it with Bill every week Jimmy . Bill is 1 of the most Genuinely Funniest Comedians out there . from a Bill fan of over 15 years
Bill: "That little song might be the height of the segment"
Also Bill --> Already coming out guns blazing on his first advice. LMFAO🤣👍
This is exactly the advice Bill would give by himself recording his podcast.
"its time for advice with ya host billy burrrrr"
"...and I'm rippin off this melody from somebody else"
Those muscles he flexed during a decade talking to himself on the podcast finally come in handy. Beautiful, quick, wise and funny. Sounds like nothing, but this is the result of years of training.
This is the first time I hear Jimmy laugh for real.. None of the fake laugh he always does. Thanks Bill!
Bill is so effortlessly funny. It's amazing. I mean he's not even trying... you know...
WOW...THIS GUY, BILL BURR, IS HILARIOUS!! HE DOESN’T HOLD ANYTHING BACK!! 😂👏
Yeah.. His podcast is exactly the same 🌟 🎯 💯 👍
No chill 😄
If this is the first time you've heard of Bill Burr I'm really happy for you 😃 You gotta look up his standup and his podcast. He's awesome!
@@huggz7543 legendary , you can't not laugh , he spot on and keep s it real,
I like his advice. It's about facing reality like it is, and not expecting things to be easy.
It’s great to see jimmy actually dying laughing at a guests jokes instead of his fake giggle
The sauce might’ve helped that
Nope still fake
This is the most genuine ive seen jimmy laugh
These are some top notch advice.
It's like actual "Tough Love" from a guy with no filter.
I don't want you to dress like bane when your going to sleep 😂😂
All of that advice was spot on! The veil is slipping from my eyes and I can see now how our problems stem from a lack of honesty, honesty with others and ourselves. Amazing.
All of this is the BEST honest advice ever!
"It's time for advice, with you host Billy Burr"
“ I could do this all night long “
The best is Bill’s truth with humor!
Thanks fellas
I'm an old woman who is independent and dependent and has strong opinions
I love Bill Burr because He speaks truth. May He live long, prosper and keep his integrity.
*WOW! Just how smart and wise can this man be? Bill Burr is one of the best , if not the best comedian out there,...and now, he is truly the best genuine life coach out there.*
Damn! He nailed every single one of those questions with the best possible answers.
*We want more of this, JIMMY FALLON. Put this segment on as a regular.*
THE WORLD NEEDS MORE BILL BURR, especially now more than ever.
In 2021 Bill Burr need to become the Life Coach on EVERY LATE NIGHT SHOW. Forget the new comedian spotlight, just give Bill Burr the 5 Minute Spotlight for this, usually its funnier than the comedians on tv anyways!
Saw him live. At the end my jaw was literally aching from the amount of laughing I was doing 😂
Same here. Saw him live a couple of years ago and it was the best standup show I've seen.
Bill Burr nailed every one of these questions better than my therapist.
His level of honesty is sky high.
I'd LOVE for this to be a recurring segment. Fantastic in so many ways.
YES!
This was amazing! My new favorite segment!
bill burr is right on, every time here!
The threat of violence, My new self help book!!😂😂😂. I love Bill Burr!!
Tell it like it is Bill Burr!!
We need more Bill Burr life coach segments i love his brutal honesty and totally agree with him, except beating up the roommate lol
Non violent option is throw all dirty plates on their bed, after awhile they'll get it.
"...you gotta finish your vegetables"
and then throw a glass of milk in the kid's face
Finished with the man cleaning it up while calling the woman "brave" for sitting there doing nothing.
This should be a regular segment!!
This needs to be at least a weekly segment until lockdown is over. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
I friggin LOVE Jimmy constantly trying to keep his composure 😂
There are so many classic golden quotes from this skit. I favorite is "Violence is the only thing that people like that understand." You can't go through them the easy way. It has to be a hard way for some certain people (a.k.a the majority). God bless Bill Burr.
This is so profound. Love Bill, love this sketch. The world needs more of this.
this could not be any less profound, it's Bill joking around, lighten up
Bill Burr my quite possibly be the Best comedian of all time every time I listen to him my stomach hurts from laughing he's so funny and I like him cuz he doesn't care what he says and he doesn't apologize for what he says
“It’s time for advice! With your guest, Billy Burr!”
And I’m ripping off this melody from somebody else
“It’s time for advice! With your host, Billy Burr!” ;)
🎶 😊
This is a great segment. Tonight Show hittin it outta the park with this.
Absolutely SERIOUS here Bill Burr has SO MUCH WISDOM that ALL AMERICANS should listen to!!!