*READ MORE FOR TIMESTAMPS* Psst, hey kid! Wanna buy some tingles? Today we have some top quality, RARE and magical triggers for you (･`ω´･) *TIMESTAMPS:* 0:00 - Intro thingy w/ chill music 0:23 - Meet your dealer! 2:42 - Whispering squishy boi 6:02 - Bottle of crinkles 8:46 - Bubble Pop lip balm 12:23 - Cup of layered tapping 16:04 - Cookie that noms your ears
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Abbacchio...how you thinking all this world ending shit with a giant hole in your stomach and while you’re having a nice bromance heaven with your buddy you let die?
Taking care of James ASMR. Just made her next video. One like is One minute for James's video. Write in the comments what tingles she should put This is the most likes and replies I've gotten on a comment. Thank you this made me day.
oh sure, it starts with a tingle...a shiver or two...before you know it you're shaking and you don't know why. your skin is dry and weak and everything hurts. you'd like for someone to stop by and whisper and little but they wont....they won't....you go to a massage parlor out of desperation and ask for an ear massage but they don't massage ears. and they promptly ask you to leave...so tell me...was it worth it?
I fell asleep to this last night, and I bought James IRL this morning when I went to buy groceries. He was on an endcap display, and I thought “Hey, that’s James!” You inspired me to buy my own version of your prop.
Me: I dunno, I just keep hearing these voices and whispers... My Therapist: *Sigh* You've been going to that back alley again, haven't you? We've talked about this
*listening to James whispers* "Cucumbers are a fruit." Me: wut "Kill your family" Me: why? Dealer:He may make you rethink your life choices Me: you don't say
Me in court: Judge: so, why did you feel the need to murder your secondary school bully? Me: James told me to do it Judge: who is James? Me: a squishy narwhal.
Mom: (Hears James whispering) (Starts crying) "Why do you have this?!!" Me: (Nervous sweating) "Mom I can explain. i'm just holding it for a friend for a couple days." Mom: "Stop lying!!!!!"
@@sonethehe8385 I think they were criticizing the format, if no one says nothing, that means that something is said, it really should be everyone say nothing, that way it's not a double negative
But what if ASMR is a drug in this universe, and it was banned because it open people’s eyes to how messed up the government is, so they banned it. But people still offer it to relax and inform some about the truth.
If you look up Shane dawson, you will see a conspiracy theory video pop up since it is his most popular currently, he talks about how they apparently recycled their pizza, and it is true uwu
Imaging she filmed this in a real alleyway. Her: hey kid. Want some tingles? (Talks into camera) Random drug dealer murderer behind her: okaaaau never mind let’s see who I can kill over here...
5 years later and the part with layered tapping+mouth sounds still gives me tingles unlike any other 😭😭😭 i could have that part on repeat forever!!! i hope you’ll make a full video of it sometime
James: You don't want to buy her tingles. Me: I don't want to buy your tingles. James: You want to go home and not be a disappointment. Me: I want to go home and not be a disappointment.
Me:Ahh... so relaxed... James, quietly: *cucumbers are a fruit. cheese pizza is recycled.* Me:Aw he's so cute Also James: *Get a job already, you're a disappointment to your family.* Me: >:0000 Still James: *Do it! Kill them, kill!*
@@MISCHIEVOUS_GOBLIN I'm like 78% sure I'm falling for a troll here but 'fruit' is the growth of the plant that contains seeds. Plants have seeds, when they produce fruits which contain them. Botanically fruit basically means ovary. It's the part that fosters the embryonic stages. Every other part of a plant is called a vegetable (except herbs and spices which are technically vegetables or fruits, just used for flavor and not sustenance) but the part that holds the seeds is called the fruit, whether it's an apple, a cucumber, a banana, a pea pod. It's just a separation of vegetative growth, every other stage of plant development after infancy and ignoring dormancy, versus reproductive growth. In other words much like how a fetus in a pregnant woman's body is not thought of as still that same woman, we call the reproductive growth 'fruit' - 'cuz it's not the same kind of growth as the rest of the plant, it's the plant getting ready to make new plants, not that same plant. Even though, ya know, kinda
Well, for some drugs, weed for example, that's a really good business model. Like, if the dude is completely stoned out of his mind, he's not gonna care if he pays 10x the normal price. And what's he gonna do, call the police?
Not sure if Nora reads comments this far back but in case they do- I absolutely adore this video. The triggers, especially James, are perfect for relaxing me. I’d love a sequel someday. It could be a chance to reuse popular triggers from past role plays as our dealer friend bought them from other characters
Me, before watching: I'm kinda getting weak tingles... maybe this video won't help A plushy narwhal stress ball named James: *exists* *INSTANT TINGLES*
StRanGeR: hey kid come in my van for candy and- Me: my mom said I can't take stuff from StRanGeRs. StRanGeR: I got tingles? Me: *looks both ways* okay old man let's go enjoy some tingles.
already commented but this is the video that first got me into asmr ALLL the way back in 2019, I never even heard of it before. Crazy how a random recommendation has changed so much
*READ MORE FOR TIMESTAMPS*
Psst, hey kid! Wanna buy some tingles? Today we have some top quality, RARE and magical triggers for you (･`ω´･)
*TIMESTAMPS:*
0:00 - Intro thingy w/ chill music
0:23 - Meet your dealer!
2:42 - Whispering squishy boi
6:02 - Bottle of crinkles
8:46 - Bubble Pop lip balm
12:23 - Cup of layered tapping
16:04 - Cookie that noms your ears
Your open Nora and I love that. Your livestream honesty on sexual attraction, adult toys, mental health and 98% veganism was breathtaking.
I don't feel tingles but the layered tapping still made me feel weird
Intense stuff!
Btw I love this character!
I did a damn double take and had to read the title again, oh God 😄 I love your channel Seafoamkitten this video is awesome.
Oh Nora, you definitely outdid yourself this time. Very good job. *
@Gruigi I dont care lol
ASMR Police: You’re going to jjjjail
/j-j-j-j-jail\
**taps on gun**
I need this to be an animation now
@@tutizx ASMR Police - Berd
_Might not be spot on,_
@@tutizx LINK. NOW.
HAHAHAHAUIKJHOVOHHKVLJLBKBJJLB
_ASMR sneaks away_
*offers James*
*“It’s so stupid, I hate it, I’ll have 10”*
Nah man I don't want James I just came for crack
@@xxthemoonawaitsxx9113 lol
That's.. true.
*Make me rethink my life again and you'll find out what getting stabbed is like*
@@xxthemoonawaitsxx9113 what???
James is my new favorite character
Give him a series :00
“James helps you rethink your life choices: episode 1”
Who’s James?
Thanks
@Alvin and the trash rats Actually he says cucumbers are fruit
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yes.
me: **just born**
james: you're a disappointment to your family
;-;
i mean...hes not wrong
Honestly how did he know that this is what I would come to after literally BEATING my sister 😂
@@briannablacquiere7516 do yo thang
My parents be like:when I was born I had 4 full time jobs three masters degrees and was supporting my 8 families
“The chem trails are turning the frogs hetero”
Gaming Cookie heard the same thing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂
Ok so is that what James actually said?
OH MY GOD XDDDD
*Alex Jones has joined the chat*
Alex: "I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, THAT TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!"
"chuck-e-cheese pizza is recycled"
Cucumbers are a fruit: I sleep
Cucumbers are crunchy water:
*_R E A L S H I T_*
*_OH SHITEEEEEE_*
YOOO YOU JUST BLEW MY MIMDDD
Chucky cheese pizza is recycled
Abbacchio...how you thinking all this world ending shit with a giant hole in your stomach and while you’re having a nice bromance heaven with your buddy you let die?
@@rewenemp what
‘Chem trails turn the frogs Hetero-‘
‘Good point James’
@Appearingthreatening Bless you. For the life of me, I wasn't "getting" what that line was. :-D
Sarah Koch thanks for the sick frog knowledge Sarah
Sarah Koch r/whooooosh
While I was reading this comment, James said those words, and I got chills
@@dianheart2243 I'll say it again
*GAYYY* *FROGGGGS*
James: "Chuck E Cheese pizza is recycled"
*Shane has entered the chat*
Shane: no.. i dont believe you... shane whispers: your still my favorite pizza plce
Who's Shane?
YoUr My FaVoRiTe PiZzA PLaCe🍕🍕🍕🍕
~Shane Top in almost every Smosh try not to laugh
@@domino5715 look up his YT channel
this is a Copied comment
"get a job already, you're a disappointment to your whole family...shwshwshwshw..."
That is some, ha, *great* advice.
*cucumbers are fruits*
*aliens made the pyramids*
*kill them, kill them, do it!*
*Chuck-E-Cheese pizzas are recycled*
*-James The Narwhal*
"Chucky cheeze pizza is recycled" best. Advice. Ever.
He said “chemtrials turn the frogs hedoro “ something like that
600 likes...
66 MORE TO GO!
I ruined it.
Me: *getting into bed* whisper to me James!
5minutes later
Me: *crying* t-thanks James
Lmao! Good one
James softly insulting you and giving advice
"Your a dissapointment" "Get a job" "Your an idiot" "Kill them" "Kill them all"
*kill them, do it*
I immediately thought of james charles
*_hey sisters_*
AAAAAAAAAAA-
James: Do it! Do it! Kill! Kill!
Me in court: and that’s why I’m innocent
Violet Star that was my thought.... like how many people actually went out and killed someone after they heard that?
"Not guilty by reason of insanity"
Emporor palpatine would be proud
*DO IT*
razzle dazzle dorrito that was the first thing that came to mind...
James seems like a very trust worthy friend.
James wishper to me
James: Wihspers the whole bee movie script to me while I sleep
I need me a james
Me:*Sleeps peacefully*
I would watch that asmr video in an instant
This isn't what you asked for..
buttttt...
ruclips.net/video/-oOPIqWqhvI/видео.html
@@bellebarbie8025 james: outta nowhere *_y a l i k e j a z z ?_*
*pulls out James*
Me: O-O
James: cucumber is a fruit
Me: HOW MUCH???
I love james so much
James is mah wifu
Technically he’s right.
HappyCookie11 LOL SAME
James also says "get a job already your a disappointment to your whole family" and "do it do it kill them"
James shall whisper the truths none of us want but the truths we need. James knows all and sees all. James is life
Taking care of James ASMR. Just made her next video. One like is One minute for James's video.
Write in the comments what tingles she should put
This is the most likes and replies I've gotten on a comment. Thank you this made me day.
Those pluck tingles and the obvious taps
flowers
Tapping
im sorry but i have something *eXtREmEly* important....
i was the 69th like on this comment
Shit that’s a pretty long ASMR bidoe
Her: Hey kid, psst, psst, hey kid.
Me: Bruh I'm literally staring at you.
Ur profile pic makes this 100× better💀
@@briannablacquiere7516 * drowns *
makoto naeggy
Oh the awful things I've done in a back alley for tingles
Had to shoot a kid three days ago. He said he wanted some...eh...*forbidden* tingles, ya know
@ Dissonant Vibe
You know you liked it!
That's how mafia works.
@@norealname1508 I think Moro Moro likes you
Darrian Weathington Dananananananananana BATMANNN!
4:14
James:*whispers* Chuck E Cheese pizza is recycled
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
xx Devilish xx **gibberish** cucumber is a fruit
xx Devilish xx raandom
He *w o k e*
cloudy pastels this made me laugh and it’s 3 am and everyone is sleeping 😂
xx Devilish xx Shane Dawson be like: *whispers* is it true wise James?
Me: *closing eyes relaxing*
James:Cucumber are a fruit
Me:...wait- what?
KING OF MC.DONALD they actually are though...
Sameeeeee
Oh I thought he said cucumbers are furries
thats what gets you not James whispering do it do it kill them?
Renae Jerome I’m use to it
"Chem trails turn the frogs hetero."
*Alex Jones Frantically dials The White House*
😂
I was 69 like lmfao
Can James get his own video idk but I really like him
oh sure, it starts with a tingle...a shiver or two...before you know it you're shaking and you don't know why. your skin is dry and weak and everything hurts. you'd like for someone to stop by and whisper and little but they wont....they won't....you go to a massage parlor out of desperation and ask for an ear massage but they don't massage ears. and they promptly ask you to leave...so tell me...was it worth it?
LOL oh no
Next week youre sleeping in a dumpster saying chocolate biscuit to a rat
@@tanklessyeet4498 Don't knock it. Rat bruxing is the best tingles.
And the rat wants to become a Subscriber and buy Merch.
I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT TO DAD!!!... wait i blacked out, where am I? Man Ive got a headache... im starting to have deja vu.
did anyone else hear James say "Aliens built the pyramids"!?
Yes or it could be the voices in my head i can hear DIE in my head 😢
And i more voices in my head
He said a lot of weird things
Ya
I heard exactly that.
James: _You're a disappointment to your whole family_
Me: _I feel personally attacked_
I,Giorno Giovanna, am thankful to finally find my father
Giorno Giovanna is that you?
*how do you write in italics?*
@@jjjdoggg you put underscores on each side of a sentence.
Exp. _ fruit _ (but without the spaces)
_there you go_
emilie m thabks emilie _i can be cool_
*pulls up in white van and rolls window down*
Me: hey kid wants some tingles?
*van door opens a bunch of crinkly things fall out*
Jilladore 123 Me:OHHHHH
*Jumps in van*
AHHHHHH💀💀💀
*Y33T*
Me:U GOT A JAMES IN THERE?!
guy in van:yes ^-^
Me:*pulls out money and buys all the james* thankssss
Her:"whats your fav. Tingle?"
Me:"your eyeliner"
^ This! ^
That eyeliner game is on point.
👌
I fell asleep to this last night, and I bought James IRL this morning when I went to buy groceries. He was on an endcap display, and I thought “Hey, that’s James!” You inspired me to buy my own version of your prop.
Final Froggit Approaches then you’d get relaxed but creeped out if he actually starts whispering
Does he actually whisper to you? Asking for a friend
@@destroyerofmorons nah. seafoam is the only person with magical james
Pog
This is a heck of a late comment, but do you remember what he's a plush of?
Me: Hey James
James: I used to work at sooubway
It's for legal reasons
OHHH I UNDERSTAND- Theodd1sout
Didnt he make a joke about trigger warnings
..no.
@@flanflanflandre when-?
Yo how much for the boi? Little fella was saying some.good shit.
“..Chemicals turn the frogs hetero..”
-James the homicidal narwhal, 2019
YESSS oml I thought I was the only one who heard it lmao
I heard kale chips instead of chemicals, but this makes much more sense now
is that a jthm reference?
they're putting chemicals in the water....
*Whispers*
It'll turn the friggin frogs gae....
I wanted to sleep but couldn't stop laughing at that phrase, this comment, and James saying "Chuck e cheese pizzas are recycled"
Well uhm u-uh mom said not to take tingles from strangers!
You wanna get high or not fam
You some kinda snitch?
*softly folds and unfolds switch blade in your ears* 🔪👂
Good one Ethcuine
In a world where people have to illegally sell tingles for money.......
But you can buy heroine from the dollar store
@@holdencross8949 CHUNGA CHUNGA CHUNGA OOH
James: it's gonna be ok. James is here.
Me: aww :D
**Minutes later**
James: you're a disappointment to your family-
Me: wait what-
James showed us his dark side and how everything starts wholesome but turns into a nightmare
*inTrOdUCiNg Don’T hUg Me I’m ScAarEd*
Y e s
He’s right tho
@@izzyizzy3551 Red Guy: Wait a second, why does that sound like us?
Me: I dunno, I just keep hearing these voices and whispers...
My Therapist: *Sigh* You've been going to that back alley again, haven't you? We've talked about this
James: (peaks behind my shoulder): kill her kill her now
@@matteodavis2221 holy fuck dude I didn't even notice the likes I got wtf
@@matteodavis2221 send help, who's James lmao?
@@emmarina3525 he is the little plush
Nice.
*listening to James whispers*
"Cucumbers are a fruit."
Me: wut
"Kill your family"
Me: why?
Dealer:He may make you rethink your life choices
Me: you don't say
I want him
@@feihtyt2063 I *need* him
Like-
I need *20* of him-
Will jail turn the frogs hetero?
Torelei
No...
but chem trails will
*is told to kill entire family
Why?
Is that a whispering narwhal in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Both-
Oh I got a narwal in my pocket for you lol jk
wait a seco-
Is that a reference
@@gini3919 lmfao
Me in court:
Judge: so, why did you feel the need to murder your secondary school bully?
Me: James told me to do it
Judge: who is James?
Me: a squishy narwhal.
James, to the judge: saythey'reinnocentsaythey'reinnocentsaythey'reinnocentsaythey'reinnocent
Thats one way to plead insanity
*aliens built the pyramids*
*cucumber is a fruit*
God I learned more in two sentences from a narwhal than I did from 8 years in school.
i see you in the comments of to many videos
Maddog Loves Life
Well there’s like 50 people who have that exact profile picture
Clorifical - you and ethcuine have the exact same picture
@@kyuura4324 ik but like, i saw his comment in a gibi asmr video XD
Aliens built the pyramids
Cucumber is a fruit
Honey,
Where is my super suit
Omg James unlocked the secrets of the universe
Mom: (Hears James whispering) (Starts crying) "Why do you have this?!!"
Me: (Nervous sweating) "Mom I can explain. i'm just holding it for a friend for a couple days."
Mom: "Stop lying!!!!!"
*-kill kill kill-*
Kill them , kill them
"I learned it from you, okay!"
No one:
James: _Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself_
Well he’s not wrong
Well... when has "no one" talked? If there is no one, of course there wont be talking. There needs to be someone to talk. "No one" cant talk.
Foxgirl Strawberry not to be an "r/wooosh kid"...
but r/wooosh
@@sonethehe8385 I think they were criticizing the format, if no one says nothing, that means that something is said, it really should be everyone say nothing, that way it's not a double negative
Admiral Mudkip ah I see I see
Has asmr fallen off that badly where we have to sell tingles now?
Extra income
It's a tough world
That's how the Mafia works.
yes asmr has fallen on tough times, will do anything for tingles, except butt stuff
@@VTuber_Central *especially butt stuff
Unfortunately James only can whisper in a strange dead language.
James “bonjour”
Bloody jibberish!
isnt that the guy who made the song about squidward sitting or something
I wonder what dead language "Bonjour" is from. It sounds weird. Also: Dumb
Jessica T I would say French but I’d get woooshed
@@catttttto It's clearly Latin, you amateur.
Exploding_Potato okay, I’m, sure I shouldn’t have to explain it, it’s pretty simple, but it’s Chinese
Me: *breathes*
My cousin: *text me this asmr video asking me to buy the “products” for him*
James: "Get a job already- you're a disappointment to your family"
Me: I would gET A JOB IF I COULD
Oop
Imagine if she did this in a real alleyway
Crack heads bouta get confused as hell
dat boi right der Memers would totally buy it
E
Bish if she was sellin this stuff in an alley imma never leave I’ll be there everyday
Totally
I mean......something else could happen
3:45 cucumbers arent a fruit. nor are they a vegetable. they just crunchy water 😩
Dont forget iceberg lettuce is crunchy water too I cant be left out
Nah. Crunchy water is ice. Cucumbers have cells.
squwuip holy crap. *W O K E*
*HA SAME*
Perverted_Fangirl2158 they aren't seeds they are lumpy water
*scratches neck* Yeah dude, you got some tingles? I need to get my fix.
Kaiju Kitty GIMME MY FREAKING TINGLES NOW!!!!
I need those tingles,i'll cash u later, I JUST WANT TINGLES, GIMME
Yea dude
idgi
I've mangled many small children. I was close to their parents.
''Love him or hate him James is spittin straight facts''
*Plot twist*
We're an undercover cop.
"James drives you insane while Seafoam is in jail"
YES THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER
BEST VID OML YAsSSSSsSSSSSSS
Yess
“Wanna buy some tingles?”
From the moment she started talking, she was giving them out for free 😂
No no she simply gave us samples to hook us on the good stuff
I want to buy James , the crinkle bottle and the bubble lip balm. Where do I meet you to make the deal?😆.
That one person you don't invite anywhere In the white van, outside the park, come quick kid.
@John Jesus Dang. ;-;
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wrh lel
Me- is relaxed and starting to fall asleep
James: chuck e cheese’s pizza is recycled
Me: *eyes shoot open*
HOLY SH-
James seems like the type of dude I would be friends with
same
Yes
Yup
Who else needs a james irl?
iceicebaby10001 yep
I need the truth from James IS A TAMATO A FRUIT OR A VEGGIE AND IF SO IS ALL TAMATOS IN VEGGI TALES
What? To help murder your family?
@@panfriendwholikesasmr5224 no just to be my bud
I have a fox one 😂 it’s the best
This gives a whole new meaning to hiding asmr like a drug.
But what if ASMR is a drug in this universe, and it was banned because it open people’s eyes to how messed up the government is, so they banned it. But people still offer it to relax and inform some about the truth.
Hey.
Come here.
You want anything?
**opens vest to reveal several bottles of NyQuil**
Osh man- Seems sketchy. But I’ll take five for the road.
Yes please... **dies of NyQuil overdose**
"You don't want to sell me tingles."
"You want to go home and rethink your life"
"I don't wanna sell you tingles"
"I'm gonna go home, and rethink my life"
*Walks out*
General Kenobi!
A surprise, but a welcome one.
*asmr police pulls out silencer pistol* welp theres a new tingle
Trippin_.mood. x is a silenced pistol
Trippin_.mood. x why would someone just have a silencer
@@needyboss5280 bruh ion know ?
Taps on pistol*
You are going to j-j-j-j-jail Hands up-p
@@humorproductions8994 awwie uwu puts hands up*
I need more James. He gave me tingles AND laughs.
Yeah good stuff she says
*SNORTS*
YES THE TRIGGERS OMG SO MUCH TINGLES!
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
James: Cucumbers are a fruit
I mean, it’s true.
He’s not wrong.
so are carrots zuccini tomatoes and almost every vegetable
Bananas are berries too
I read cucumbers as Charles .- .
You’re right James...
*_i am a disappointment to my family_*
Also chuck-e-cheeses is recycled?
If you look up Shane dawson, you will see a conspiracy theory video pop up since it is his most popular currently, he talks about how they apparently recycled their pizza, and it is true uwu
Daircie☆ dayum
I ALSO HEARD KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM
Also chem trails turn the frogs hetero
Blade Animz it hasn’t been proven true, hence “conspiracy theory” is the title
Can we just take a moment to talk on HOW PERFECT THOSE EYELINES ARE???
Are you the next generation of James Charles?
@KE Hill considering what he did hopefully not
Imaging she filmed this in a real alleyway.
Her: hey kid. Want some tingles?
(Talks into camera)
Random drug dealer murderer behind her: okaaaau never mind let’s see who I can kill over here...
Lol I wouldn't try I would be to scared to walk in a alley Lol but imagine if she did lol it would be funny watching some guy walk up lol
@@Ilovelanadelrey14 ok.
Wait this was not filmed in an alley way! Lol
Lol
*whips out pistol from jacket* I’ll put her out of her misery!
I think james is evil or at least chaotic neutral
He gives off BIG Chaotic Evil vibes to me
He speaks the truthes
I say chaotic neutral. He really just doesn’t care
If tingles were a drug. I would be a full time rehab patient. XD
5 years later and the part with layered tapping+mouth sounds still gives me tingles unlike any other 😭😭😭 i could have that part on repeat forever!!! i hope you’ll make a full video of it sometime
Narwhal: you're a disappointment to your family
Me: well.... He's not wrong
Katie B same
Ha me too bud. Me too.
HE HAS A NAME
James is kinda harsh lol
@@dd-oe5tu HE DOES AND WE IS TRIGGGGEEREDDDDDD
calling it now, James needs to make a comeback
James: You don't want to buy her tingles.
Me: I don't want to buy your tingles.
James: You want to go home and not be a disappointment.
Me: I want to go home and not be a disappointment.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
James: cucumbers are a fruit.
Shelby their not?
@@slendy394 they're**
did you know the cashew comes from a fruittt 🎵
@@slendy394 r/wooosh
You're so close to 100 likes.
Sea foam- this is no ordinary cookie
*hands you edible*
Me- ;-; I…I’m very well aware of that
Consume or Listen. Either way, it’s enjoyable
Me:Ahh... so relaxed...
James, quietly: *cucumbers are a fruit. cheese pizza is recycled.*
Me:Aw he's so cute
Also James: *Get a job already, you're a disappointment to your family.*
Me: >:0000
Still James: *Do it! Kill them, kill!*
You have lots of mouths
Chuck E’ Cheese pizza*
Yeah, this is how I found out cucumbers are a fruit.
Which was literally just now.
*KILL THEM ALL!*
*maniacally laughs*
Also James: cereal is a soup
James:"Cucumbers are a fruit"
Me: "What the-"
XxAnxietyKatyxX Qwo Chuck E. Cheese pizza is recycled🤣
Well if you think about it all fruits have seeds and cucumbers have seeds . Yes there pizza is recycled
@@ariannarodriguez8900 Doesn't almost every vegetable have seeds?,how else would we plant them?
@@MISCHIEVOUS_GOBLIN I'm like 78% sure I'm falling for a troll here but 'fruit' is the growth of the plant that contains seeds. Plants have seeds, when they produce fruits which contain them. Botanically fruit basically means ovary. It's the part that fosters the embryonic stages. Every other part of a plant is called a vegetable (except herbs and spices which are technically vegetables or fruits, just used for flavor and not sustenance) but the part that holds the seeds is called the fruit, whether it's an apple, a cucumber, a banana, a pea pod. It's just a separation of vegetative growth, every other stage of plant development after infancy and ignoring dormancy, versus reproductive growth. In other words much like how a fetus in a pregnant woman's body is not thought of as still that same woman, we call the reproductive growth 'fruit' - 'cuz it's not the same kind of growth as the rest of the plant, it's the plant getting ready to make new plants, not that same plant. Even though, ya know, kinda
Arianna Rodriguez Save the earth *recycle pizza* 🍕+ ♻️= 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 (😂)
James:* goes from 0 to 100 QUICK *
Me: *AHHHHHHHH*
12:47 it said the tapping sounds were applause 😂
Like if you should be sleeping but are cracking up from James and his... c o m m e n t a r y
4:16 "chucky chesse piza are recycled" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 just throwing some shade here and there.
Imagine a world where tingles are drugs
Baker Boy that’s the world I live in
You're not pressured by society to quit?
I don't need to imagine, i live in one
@@jakedever1472 your not pressured by society to not drink caffeine, tingles are similar
So like...the world we live in? lol
This deserves a sequel
Sea: This cup spills...
Me: *The tea sis?*
Sea: all types of tapping sounds.
Me: *okay then*
She missed an opportunity there.
@@pigmafia Every day, we stray further away from god.
This just makes me imagine a real drug dealer, before selling you your fix, just lets you take a little bit of ALL THE DRUGS.
Well, for some drugs, weed for example, that's a really good business model. Like, if the dude is completely stoned out of his mind, he's not gonna care if he pays 10x the normal price. And what's he gonna do, call the police?
Bruh these tingles give a better buzz that actual drugs 😂😂😂
But tingles are safer then drugs👌If you use them properly.
That's actually how some dealers get people hooked. The sample is free, then you gotta pay a premium.
James: ur a dissapointment to your whole family
me: * *clown music plays as i shine my red nose* * i know 😔
BRUH I FELT THAT
Omg me
Curb your enthusiasm theme intensifies
No one:
James: *T H E A I L I E N S B U I L T T H E P Y R A M I D S*
Tingle Awareness is a real thing we must be vigilant over
So many sadly have never had tingles before
Im too old for tingles, ill be 158 soon. Oh and im not dead anymore
I've never had any, but I get relaxed/sleepy so it's not too bad.
Mindy Auron mee 🙋🏼♀️😭
Her: ‘you wanna buy some tingles?’
Subtitles: *YoU waNt to buy soMeThinG goALs?!*
Seafoam: No one else has MAGIC tingles!!
Magic ASMR: Look at the first word in my name.
Seafoam: Dang it!
Asmr magic. You meant?
Not sure if Nora reads comments this far back but in case they do- I absolutely adore this video. The triggers, especially James, are perfect for relaxing me. I’d love a sequel someday. It could be a chance to reuse popular triggers from past role plays as our dealer friend bought them from other characters
one day I will returrn the tingle dealer :3 and yes I can see all new comments on my feed regardless of how old the video is!
Me, before watching: I'm kinda getting weak tingles... maybe this video won't help
A plushy narwhal stress ball named James: *exists*
*INSTANT TINGLES*
Yeah
same
ikrr
Stop! you have violated the law, you may pay a fine or serve your sentence!
*THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!*
*IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SEEN A GOOD BRAWL*
*NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE*
S***!😨 It’s the cops I’m out 😎
RevanSykesGaming No S*** Sherlock... BUT IM GETTING TF OUT OF HERE
I like the scrolls they give me the rolls
StRanGeR: hey kid come in my van for candy and-
Me: my mom said I can't take stuff from StRanGeRs.
StRanGeR: I got tingles?
Me: *looks both ways* okay old man let's go enjoy some tingles.
No one:
Not a single soul:
James: chuck e cheese pizza is recycled
Me: 'wipes tears' *yes james...*
Apparently James states facts
*chucky cheese pizza is recycled*
Edit: wow tysm for the likes! This is the most I’ve ever had ur awesomeee
Nohelia Tomich Chuck E. Cheese****
Yes it is and NEVER GO TO THE BALL PIT
@@peytonpuppylol3277 why?
Because I heard kids have pooped and barfed in there :///////
Ev A thanks for that I hate that place so much that I didn’t even care to spell it right
Me: *taps on knife once I got the tingles* "It looks like you've been scammed...scammed...scammed..."
*gets shot by dealer*
we need a tingle dealer seafoam meet up with Dr. T's tingle dealer collab... or that may cause a tingle dealer tingle-out
already commented but this is the video that first got me into asmr ALLL the way back in 2019, I never even heard of it before. Crazy how a random recommendation has changed so much
Me : *listening to James*
James: " Kill them, kill them!"
Me : " Y-You know, I was just on my way home and I think I will continue...."
Me: **sees james** I NEED 2 OF THEM
**realizes what he does**
I nEeD 200 oF hImSsSsS!!!!
Lol same
Same
Same
When adpocolypse hits hard again.... Now I have to pay through the underground just to get a tingle for abit.
Me: *Asleep forgetting to turn off Auto play*
Ad: AVON SHAMPOOOOOOO YASSS
Me: *Dead from heart attack*
James charles: hEy SiStErS
This comment is so chaotic and I love it...
Discovering asmr has made RUclips premium totally worth it, no ads and still helps the creator
@monika is best girl I love your profile
*Hotel : Trivago*
I love comment btw it's amazing
@@Transmasc_Link i can't find the funny