ASMR - BACKSTREET TINGLE DEALER ~ Hey Kid, You Wanna Buy Some Tingles? ~

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @SeafoamKitten
    @SeafoamKitten  5 лет назад +2867

    *READ MORE FOR TIMESTAMPS*
    Psst, hey kid! Wanna buy some tingles? Today we have some top quality, RARE and magical triggers for you (・`ω´・)
    *TIMESTAMPS:*
    0:00 - Intro thingy w/ chill music
    0:23 - Meet your dealer!
    2:42 - Whispering squishy boi
    6:02 - Bottle of crinkles
    8:46 - Bubble Pop lip balm
    12:23 - Cup of layered tapping
    16:04 - Cookie that noms your ears

    • @byronmurphy1977
      @byronmurphy1977 5 лет назад +118

      Your open Nora and I love that. Your livestream honesty on sexual attraction, adult toys, mental health and 98% veganism was breathtaking.

    • @bruhnova8917
      @bruhnova8917 5 лет назад +82

      I don't feel tingles but the layered tapping still made me feel weird
      Intense stuff!
      Btw I love this character!

    • @neonzombie5386
      @neonzombie5386 5 лет назад +40

      I did a damn double take and had to read the title again, oh God 😄 I love your channel Seafoamkitten this video is awesome.

    • @NGMonocrom
      @NGMonocrom 5 лет назад +29

      Oh Nora, you definitely outdid yourself this time. Very good job. *

    • @byronmurphy1977
      @byronmurphy1977 5 лет назад +15

      @Gruigi I dont care lol

  • @cameron-mp3lz
    @cameron-mp3lz 5 лет назад +3788

    ASMR Police: You’re going to jjjjail
    /j-j-j-j-jail\
    **taps on gun**

    • @jdogg1779
      @jdogg1779 5 лет назад +204

      I need this to be an animation now

    • @eliseofspades8017
      @eliseofspades8017 5 лет назад +56

      @@tutizx ASMR Police - Berd
      _Might not be spot on,_

    • @jdogg1779
      @jdogg1779 5 лет назад +13

      @@tutizx LINK. NOW.

    • @morgootchoo4613
      @morgootchoo4613 5 лет назад +9

      HAHAHAHAUIKJHOVOHHKVLJLBKBJJLB

    • @teavikyu
      @teavikyu 5 лет назад +21

      _ASMR sneaks away_

  • @damnson9690
    @damnson9690 4 года назад +954

    *offers James*
    *“It’s so stupid, I hate it, I’ll have 10”*

  • @mij6304
    @mij6304 5 лет назад +1625

    James is my new favorite character
    Give him a series :00
    “James helps you rethink your life choices: episode 1”

    • @Esperi010
      @Esperi010 5 лет назад +5

      Who’s James?

    • @Esperi010
      @Esperi010 5 лет назад +4

      Thanks

    • @digi1814
      @digi1814 5 лет назад +6

      @Alvin and the trash rats Actually he says cucumbers are fruit

    • @M0thMan007
      @M0thMan007 5 лет назад +2

      Something wird happened. The comment says something about azzyland while scrolling down. But when i click on it, it says the actual comment. Edit: omg thx for highlighting my comment!

    • @notdesiree2692
      @notdesiree2692 5 лет назад

      yes.

  • @spectabels2953
    @spectabels2953 5 лет назад +915

    me: **just born**
    james: you're a disappointment to your family

    • @Shiimazaru
      @Shiimazaru 5 лет назад +8

      ;-;

    • @cm_time
      @cm_time 4 года назад +15

      i mean...hes not wrong

    • @CuteCrystalll
      @CuteCrystalll 4 года назад +13

      Honestly how did he know that this is what I would come to after literally BEATING my sister 😂

    • @spectabels2953
      @spectabels2953 4 года назад +5

      @@briannablacquiere7516 do yo thang

    • @WysteriaASMR
      @WysteriaASMR 4 года назад +8

      My parents be like:when I was born I had 4 full time jobs three masters degrees and was supporting my 8 families

  • @chaceessebaggers2063
    @chaceessebaggers2063 5 лет назад +2371

    “The chem trails are turning the frogs hetero”

    • @ajaxappeared7895
      @ajaxappeared7895 5 лет назад +41

      Gaming Cookie heard the same thing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂

    • @anvypieender5804
      @anvypieender5804 5 лет назад +47

      Ok so is that what James actually said?

    • @Shiimazaru
      @Shiimazaru 5 лет назад +10

      OH MY GOD XDDDD

    • @TheUltimateYouTuberyay
      @TheUltimateYouTuberyay 5 лет назад +114

      *Alex Jones has joined the chat*
      Alex: "I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, THAT TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!"

    • @SparkofInsanitySparkyP
      @SparkofInsanitySparkyP 5 лет назад +37

      "chuck-e-cheese pizza is recycled"

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 лет назад +1500

    Cucumbers are a fruit: I sleep
    Cucumbers are crunchy water:
    *_R E A L S H I T_*

    • @feihtyt2063
      @feihtyt2063 5 лет назад +23

      *_OH SHITEEEEEE_*

    • @Plague_Boi_Bobbo
      @Plague_Boi_Bobbo 5 лет назад +11

      YOOO YOU JUST BLEW MY MIMDDD

    • @making_a_changechanging_fo2163
      @making_a_changechanging_fo2163 5 лет назад +9

      Chucky cheese pizza is recycled

    • @rewenemp
      @rewenemp 5 лет назад +15

      Abbacchio...how you thinking all this world ending shit with a giant hole in your stomach and while you’re having a nice bromance heaven with your buddy you let die?

    • @bethanlewis8234
      @bethanlewis8234 5 лет назад +3

      @@rewenemp what

  • @ThyGeep
    @ThyGeep 5 лет назад +692

    ‘Chem trails turn the frogs Hetero-‘
    ‘Good point James’

    • @ordinaryaverageguy76
      @ordinaryaverageguy76 5 лет назад +18

      @Appearingthreatening Bless you. For the life of me, I wasn't "getting" what that line was. :-D

    • @ThyGeep
      @ThyGeep 5 лет назад +32

      Sarah Koch thanks for the sick frog knowledge Sarah

    • @dianheart2243
      @dianheart2243 5 лет назад +16

      Sarah Koch r/whooooosh

    • @smollwurm853
      @smollwurm853 5 лет назад +7

      While I was reading this comment, James said those words, and I got chills

    • @everybdyluvsmr
      @everybdyluvsmr 5 лет назад +10

      @@dianheart2243 I'll say it again
      *GAYYY* *FROGGGGS*

  • @meganfitzpatrick3554
    @meganfitzpatrick3554 5 лет назад +1373

    James: "Chuck E Cheese pizza is recycled"
    *Shane has entered the chat*

    • @telet0bb583
      @telet0bb583 5 лет назад +21

      Shane: no.. i dont believe you... shane whispers: your still my favorite pizza plce

    • @domino5715
      @domino5715 5 лет назад +10

      Who's Shane?

    • @hootytheowl2707
      @hootytheowl2707 5 лет назад +13

      YoUr My FaVoRiTe PiZzA PLaCe🍕🍕🍕🍕
      ~Shane Top in almost every Smosh try not to laugh

    • @M0thMan007
      @M0thMan007 5 лет назад +5

      @@domino5715 look up his YT channel

    • @agustin7537
      @agustin7537 4 года назад +3

      this is a Copied comment

  • @DatBoi-in2xs
    @DatBoi-in2xs 5 лет назад +922

    Me: *getting into bed* whisper to me James!
    5minutes later
    Me: *crying* t-thanks James

    • @asmra.j.4812
      @asmra.j.4812 5 лет назад +7

      Lmao! Good one

    • @subject3993
      @subject3993 5 лет назад +33

      James softly insulting you and giving advice
      "Your a dissapointment" "Get a job" "Your an idiot" "Kill them" "Kill them all"

    • @Bone20647
      @Bone20647 5 лет назад +11

      *kill them, do it*

    • @frogk694
      @frogk694 5 лет назад +15

      I immediately thought of james charles
      *_hey sisters_*

    • @Bumblebee2361
      @Bumblebee2361 5 лет назад +1

      AAAAAAAAAAA-

  • @bentobaby3016
    @bentobaby3016 5 лет назад +824

    "get a job already, you're a disappointment to your whole family...shwshwshwshw..."
    That is some, ha, *great* advice.

    • @wilburl7901
      @wilburl7901 5 лет назад +36

      *cucumbers are fruits*
      *aliens made the pyramids*
      *kill them, kill them, do it!*
      *Chuck-E-Cheese pizzas are recycled*
      *-James The Narwhal*

    • @b.quinchana
      @b.quinchana 5 лет назад +6

      "Chucky cheeze pizza is recycled" best. Advice. Ever.

    • @uptowngaming1594
      @uptowngaming1594 5 лет назад +5

      He said “chemtrials turn the frogs hedoro “ something like that

    • @Pi3pier
      @Pi3pier 5 лет назад +1

      600 likes...
      66 MORE TO GO!

    • @lu.sidious
      @lu.sidious 5 лет назад

      I ruined it.

  • @WIZURDD
    @WIZURDD 5 лет назад +1133

    James: Do it! Do it! Kill! Kill!
    Me in court: and that’s why I’m innocent

    • @lordofmojang9564
      @lordofmojang9564 5 лет назад +28

      Violet Star that was my thought.... like how many people actually went out and killed someone after they heard that?

    • @randomfrog6966
      @randomfrog6966 5 лет назад +33

      "Not guilty by reason of insanity"

    • @shawruss3127
      @shawruss3127 5 лет назад +25

      Emporor palpatine would be proud
      *DO IT*

    • @sebastiannavarro2761
      @sebastiannavarro2761 5 лет назад +9

      razzle dazzle dorrito that was the first thing that came to mind...

    • @annabxth
      @annabxth 4 года назад +6

      James seems like a very trust worthy friend.

  • @mushto3223
    @mushto3223 5 лет назад +274

    Her: Hey kid, psst, psst, hey kid.
    Me: Bruh I'm literally staring at you.

    • @jadasky2617
      @jadasky2617 4 года назад +8

      Ur profile pic makes this 100× better💀

    • @manman-wg1xn
      @manman-wg1xn 4 года назад

      @@briannablacquiere7516 * drowns *

    • @silentvixlet
      @silentvixlet 4 года назад

      makoto naeggy

  • @kingofmc.donald9010
    @kingofmc.donald9010 5 лет назад +413

    Me: *closing eyes relaxing*
    James:Cucumber are a fruit
    Me:...wait- what?

  • @nootnoot959
    @nootnoot959 5 лет назад +1092

    *pulls out James*
    Me: O-O
    James: cucumber is a fruit
    Me: HOW MUCH???

    • @Cinn_Dita
      @Cinn_Dita 4 года назад +14

      I love james so much

    • @kyocera1618
      @kyocera1618 4 года назад +6

      James is mah wifu

    • @kyleighrilynn1538
      @kyleighrilynn1538 4 года назад +4

      Technically he’s right.

    • @alenastinks1660
      @alenastinks1660 4 года назад +4

      HappyCookie11 LOL SAME

    • @boredompersonified
      @boredompersonified 4 года назад +5

      James also says "get a job already your a disappointment to your whole family" and "do it do it kill them"

  • @uncomfortableviewings9086
    @uncomfortableviewings9086 5 лет назад +103

    James shall whisper the truths none of us want but the truths we need. James knows all and sees all. James is life

  • @pokeslim
    @pokeslim 5 лет назад +179

    "Chem trails turn the frogs hetero."
    *Alex Jones Frantically dials The White House*

  • @hootytheowl2707
    @hootytheowl2707 5 лет назад +829

    Taking care of James ASMR. Just made her next video. One like is One minute for James's video.
    Write in the comments what tingles she should put
    This is the most likes and replies I've gotten on a comment. Thank you this made me day.

    • @weezeezy3293
      @weezeezy3293 5 лет назад +15

      Those pluck tingles and the obvious taps

    • @birdbones5205
      @birdbones5205 5 лет назад +3

      flowers

    • @hi-wu7ju
      @hi-wu7ju 5 лет назад +1

      Tapping

    • @kaiyo1987
      @kaiyo1987 5 лет назад +37

      im sorry but i have something *eXtREmEly* important....
      i was the 69th like on this comment

    • @noobsaibot1560
      @noobsaibot1560 5 лет назад +19

      Shit that’s a pretty long ASMR bidoe

  • @Doomreb
    @Doomreb 5 лет назад +848

    oh sure, it starts with a tingle...a shiver or two...before you know it you're shaking and you don't know why. your skin is dry and weak and everything hurts. you'd like for someone to stop by and whisper and little but they wont....they won't....you go to a massage parlor out of desperation and ask for an ear massage but they don't massage ears. and they promptly ask you to leave...so tell me...was it worth it?

    • @SeafoamKitten
      @SeafoamKitten  5 лет назад +123

      LOL oh no

    • @tanklessyeet4498
      @tanklessyeet4498 5 лет назад +53

      Next week youre sleeping in a dumpster saying chocolate biscuit to a rat

    • @prophet8724
      @prophet8724 5 лет назад +28

      @@tanklessyeet4498 Don't knock it. Rat bruxing is the best tingles.

    • @ordinaryaverageguy76
      @ordinaryaverageguy76 5 лет назад +24

      And the rat wants to become a Subscriber and buy Merch.

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 5 лет назад +24

      I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT TO DAD!!!... wait i blacked out, where am I? Man Ive got a headache... im starting to have deja vu.

  • @dissonantvibe8585
    @dissonantvibe8585 5 лет назад +488

    Oh the awful things I've done in a back alley for tingles

    • @tanklessyeet4498
      @tanklessyeet4498 5 лет назад +26

      Had to shoot a kid three days ago. He said he wanted some...eh...*forbidden* tingles, ya know

    • @NGMonocrom
      @NGMonocrom 5 лет назад +13

      @ Dissonant Vibe
      You know you liked it!

    • @norealname1508
      @norealname1508 5 лет назад +17

      That's how mafia works.

    • @Cmon_bro12
      @Cmon_bro12 5 лет назад +4

      @@norealname1508 I think Moro Moro likes you

    • @LivingDeadGoth89
      @LivingDeadGoth89 5 лет назад +11

      Darrian Weathington Dananananananananana BATMANNN!

  • @ClementineWazHere
    @ClementineWazHere 5 лет назад +404

    James wishper to me
    James: Wihspers the whole bee movie script to me while I sleep

    • @Transmasc_Link
      @Transmasc_Link 4 года назад +10

      I need me a james

    • @bellebarbie8025
      @bellebarbie8025 4 года назад +8

      Me:*Sleeps peacefully*

    • @beezerboy4152
      @beezerboy4152 4 года назад +4

      I would watch that asmr video in an instant

    • @galaxy3429
      @galaxy3429 4 года назад +3

      This isn't what you asked for..
      buttttt...
      ruclips.net/video/-oOPIqWqhvI/видео.html

    • @martynaskerdokas8438
      @martynaskerdokas8438 4 года назад +2

      @@bellebarbie8025 james: outta nowhere *_y a l i k e j a z z ?_*

  • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
    @finalfroggitapproaches6418 5 лет назад +390

    I fell asleep to this last night, and I bought James IRL this morning when I went to buy groceries. He was on an endcap display, and I thought “Hey, that’s James!” You inspired me to buy my own version of your prop.

    • @catttttto
      @catttttto 5 лет назад +31

      Final Froggit Approaches then you’d get relaxed but creeped out if he actually starts whispering

    • @destroyerofmorons
      @destroyerofmorons 2 года назад +18

      Does he actually whisper to you? Asking for a friend

    • @N0TLater
      @N0TLater 2 года назад +10

      @@destroyerofmorons nah. seafoam is the only person with magical james

    • @nightwolfdoesthingslol
      @nightwolfdoesthingslol 2 года назад +1

      Pog

    • @ChanceJaeger
      @ChanceJaeger Год назад +1

      This is a heck of a late comment, but do you remember what he's a plush of?

  • @a_j_all_day7382
    @a_j_all_day7382 5 лет назад +470

    did anyone else hear James say "Aliens built the pyramids"!?

    • @shadow-xv4sh
      @shadow-xv4sh 5 лет назад +8

      Yes or it could be the voices in my head i can hear DIE in my head 😢

    • @shadow-xv4sh
      @shadow-xv4sh 5 лет назад +2

      And i more voices in my head

    • @YoYo-dj4th
      @YoYo-dj4th 5 лет назад +6

      He said a lot of weird things

    • @ldix5169
      @ldix5169 5 лет назад +1

      Ya

    • @brook6944
      @brook6944 5 лет назад +2

      I heard exactly that.

  • @maggot_bunny1019
    @maggot_bunny1019 5 лет назад +606

    4:14
    James:*whispers* Chuck E Cheese pizza is recycled
    LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @luckyclover7837
      @luckyclover7837 5 лет назад +17

      xx Devilish xx **gibberish** cucumber is a fruit

    • @petramelendez8862
      @petramelendez8862 5 лет назад

      xx Devilish xx raandom

    • @hellhoundz_133
      @hellhoundz_133 5 лет назад +4

      He *w o k e*

    • @momentosconmigo
      @momentosconmigo 5 лет назад +1

      cloudy pastels this made me laugh and it’s 3 am and everyone is sleeping 😂

    • @Figsandtea
      @Figsandtea 5 лет назад +7

      xx Devilish xx Shane Dawson be like: *whispers* is it true wise James?

  • @Indrevius
    @Indrevius 5 лет назад +589

    James: _You're a disappointment to your whole family_
    Me: _I feel personally attacked_

    • @audioribs1005
      @audioribs1005 4 года назад +11

      I,Giorno Giovanna, am thankful to finally find my father

    • @pandaoftrash2884
      @pandaoftrash2884 4 года назад +5

      Giorno Giovanna is that you?

    • @jjjdoggg
      @jjjdoggg 4 года назад +3

      *how do you write in italics?*

    • @emilie8170
      @emilie8170 4 года назад +2

      @@jjjdoggg you put underscores on each side of a sentence.
      Exp. _ fruit _ (but without the spaces)
      _there you go_

    • @jjjdoggg
      @jjjdoggg 4 года назад +1

      emilie m thabks emilie _i can be cool_

  • @staywithstraykids8429
    @staywithstraykids8429 5 лет назад +373

    Her:"whats your fav. Tingle?"
    Me:"your eyeliner"

    • @Norade
      @Norade 5 лет назад +10

      ^ This! ^
      That eyeliner game is on point.

    • @angeloc4530
      @angeloc4530 5 лет назад +5

      👌

  • @unlcky_931
    @unlcky_931 5 лет назад +186

    Can James get his own video idk but I really like him

  • @danielnope9138
    @danielnope9138 5 лет назад +404

    Is that a whispering narwhal in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    • @geebygeeber
      @geebygeeber 5 лет назад +8

      Both-

    • @DimwitdoggoYT
      @DimwitdoggoYT 5 лет назад +5

      Oh I got a narwal in my pocket for you lol jk

    • @gini3919
      @gini3919 5 лет назад +10

      wait a seco-

    • @Ay00oo
      @Ay00oo 5 лет назад +5

      Is that a reference

    • @plant6893
      @plant6893 5 лет назад +4

      @@gini3919 lmfao

  • @Spamton_A_Spamton
    @Spamton_A_Spamton 5 лет назад +245

    Me: Hey James
    James: I used to work at sooubway

  • @Edaf304
    @Edaf304 5 лет назад +951

    Has asmr fallen off that badly where we have to sell tingles now?

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 5 лет назад +32

      Extra income

    • @ChilledFox
      @ChilledFox 5 лет назад +39

      It's a tough world

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 лет назад +52

      That's how the Mafia works.

    • @VTuber_Central
      @VTuber_Central 5 лет назад +24

      yes asmr has fallen on tough times, will do anything for tingles, except butt stuff

    • @thatonedankboi
      @thatonedankboi 5 лет назад +18

      @@VTuber_Central *especially butt stuff

  • @ethcuine7030
    @ethcuine7030 5 лет назад +476

    Well uhm u-uh mom said not to take tingles from strangers!

    • @tanklessyeet4498
      @tanklessyeet4498 5 лет назад +36

      You wanna get high or not fam

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 5 лет назад +28

      You some kinda snitch?
      *softly folds and unfolds switch blade in your ears* 🔪👂

    • @ghostpaco2962
      @ghostpaco2962 5 лет назад +6

      Good one Ethcuine

    • @holdencross8949
      @holdencross8949 5 лет назад +11

      In a world where people have to illegally sell tingles for money.......
      But you can buy heroine from the dollar store

    • @hunnysxnpai
      @hunnysxnpai 5 лет назад +4

      @@holdencross8949 CHUNGA CHUNGA CHUNGA OOH

  • @ethanh.6812
    @ethanh.6812 5 лет назад +302

    “..Chemicals turn the frogs hetero..”
    -James the homicidal narwhal, 2019

    • @ethannickels4188
      @ethannickels4188 5 лет назад +3

      YESSS oml I thought I was the only one who heard it lmao

    • @emidavila2606
      @emidavila2606 5 лет назад +3

      I heard kale chips instead of chemicals, but this makes much more sense now

    • @BlooTheBerry
      @BlooTheBerry 5 лет назад

      is that a jthm reference?

    • @thefrogmonarch4404
      @thefrogmonarch4404 5 лет назад +7

      they're putting chemicals in the water....
      *Whispers*
      It'll turn the friggin frogs gae....

    • @honeycomb1149
      @honeycomb1149 5 лет назад

      I wanted to sleep but couldn't stop laughing at that phrase, this comment, and James saying "Chuck e cheese pizzas are recycled"

  • @ZactivityYT
    @ZactivityYT 5 лет назад +491

    No one:
    James: _Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself_

    • @ThePissedOffOwl
      @ThePissedOffOwl 5 лет назад +13

      Well he’s not wrong

    • @foxgirlstrawberry748
      @foxgirlstrawberry748 4 года назад +5

      Well... when has "no one" talked? If there is no one, of course there wont be talking. There needs to be someone to talk. "No one" cant talk.

    • @sonethehe8385
      @sonethehe8385 4 года назад +8

      Foxgirl Strawberry not to be an "r/wooosh kid"...
      but r/wooosh

    • @admiralmudkip9836
      @admiralmudkip9836 4 года назад +6

      @@sonethehe8385 I think they were criticizing the format, if no one says nothing, that means that something is said, it really should be everyone say nothing, that way it's not a double negative

    • @sonethehe8385
      @sonethehe8385 4 года назад +1

      Admiral Mudkip ah I see I see

  • @richardkrafft5220
    @richardkrafft5220 5 лет назад +138

    Yo how much for the boi? Little fella was saying some.good shit.

  • @jaybird7413
    @jaybird7413 5 лет назад +312

    *pulls up in white van and rolls window down*
    Me: hey kid wants some tingles?
    *van door opens a bunch of crinkly things fall out*

    • @Trixx_Iz
      @Trixx_Iz 5 лет назад +17

      Jilladore 123 Me:OHHHHH
      *Jumps in van*

    • @SplishsplashLBD
      @SplishsplashLBD 5 лет назад +1

      AHHHHHH💀💀💀

    • @storr7535
      @storr7535 5 лет назад +2

      *Y33T*

    • @xxalyssaxx8842
      @xxalyssaxx8842 5 лет назад +2

      Me:U GOT A JAMES IN THERE?!
      guy in van:yes ^-^
      Me:*pulls out money and buys all the james* thankssss

  • @comatoast7030
    @comatoast7030 5 лет назад +81

    James: "Get a job already- you're a disappointment to your family"
    Me: I would gET A JOB IF I COULD

  • @Ghost-ol7sv
    @Ghost-ol7sv 5 лет назад +120

    Omg James unlocked the secrets of the universe

  • @thunderlightningbolt6597
    @thunderlightningbolt6597 5 лет назад +307

    Mom: (Hears James whispering) (Starts crying) "Why do you have this?!!"
    Me: (Nervous sweating) "Mom I can explain. i'm just holding it for a friend for a couple days."
    Mom: "Stop lying!!!!!"

  • @emmarina3525
    @emmarina3525 5 лет назад +456

    Me: I dunno, I just keep hearing these voices and whispers...
    My Therapist: *Sigh* You've been going to that back alley again, haven't you? We've talked about this

    • @matteodavis2221
      @matteodavis2221 5 лет назад +24

      James: (peaks behind my shoulder): kill her kill her now

    • @emmarina3525
      @emmarina3525 5 лет назад +4

      @@matteodavis2221 holy fuck dude I didn't even notice the likes I got wtf

    • @emmarina3525
      @emmarina3525 5 лет назад +2

      @@matteodavis2221 send help, who's James lmao?

    • @matteodavis2221
      @matteodavis2221 5 лет назад +4

      @@emmarina3525 he is the little plush

    • @ajaxappeared7895
      @ajaxappeared7895 5 лет назад +2

      Nice.

  • @hoodie6872
    @hoodie6872 4 года назад +212

    Me in court:
    Judge: so, why did you feel the need to murder your secondary school bully?
    Me: James told me to do it
    Judge: who is James?
    Me: a squishy narwhal.

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 3 года назад +8

      James, to the judge: saythey'reinnocentsaythey'reinnocentsaythey'reinnocentsaythey'reinnocent

    • @sunny-qk3uk
      @sunny-qk3uk 3 года назад +2

      Thats one way to plead insanity

  • @irelandmcbroom8155
    @irelandmcbroom8155 5 лет назад +245

    Who else needs a james irl?

    • @pamridgell3149
      @pamridgell3149 5 лет назад +2

      iceicebaby10001 yep

    • @asterendimes712
      @asterendimes712 5 лет назад +2

      I need the truth from James IS A TAMATO A FRUIT OR A VEGGIE AND IF SO IS ALL TAMATOS IN VEGGI TALES

    • @panfriendwholikesasmr5224
      @panfriendwholikesasmr5224 5 лет назад +3

      What? To help murder your family?

    • @irelandmcbroom8155
      @irelandmcbroom8155 5 лет назад +1

      @@panfriendwholikesasmr5224 no just to be my bud

    • @ohhey7082
      @ohhey7082 5 лет назад

      I have a fox one 😂 it’s the best

  • @dry0campa155
    @dry0campa155 5 лет назад +348

    *aliens built the pyramids*
    *cucumber is a fruit*
    God I learned more in two sentences from a narwhal than I did from 8 years in school.

    • @maddogloveslife847
      @maddogloveslife847 5 лет назад +3

      i see you in the comments of to many videos

    • @kyuura4324
      @kyuura4324 5 лет назад +6

      Maddog Loves Life
      Well there’s like 50 people who have that exact profile picture

    • @MYTUBE427
      @MYTUBE427 5 лет назад +1

      Clorifical - you and ethcuine have the exact same picture

    • @maddogloveslife847
      @maddogloveslife847 5 лет назад

      @@kyuura4324 ik but like, i saw his comment in a gibi asmr video XD

    • @thatKole
      @thatKole 5 лет назад +12

      Aliens built the pyramids
      Cucumber is a fruit
      Honey,
      Where is my super suit

  • @ghostgirl384
    @ghostgirl384 5 лет назад +418

    *listening to James whispers*
    "Cucumbers are a fruit."
    Me: wut
    "Kill your family"
    Me: why?
    Dealer:He may make you rethink your life choices
    Me: you don't say

    • @feihtyt2063
      @feihtyt2063 5 лет назад +11

      I want him

    • @obsessed8997
      @obsessed8997 5 лет назад +12

      @@feihtyt2063 I *need* him
      Like-
      I need *20* of him-

    • @boyofroyo
      @boyofroyo 5 лет назад +4

      Will jail turn the frogs hetero?

    • @bellafranklin5059
      @bellafranklin5059 5 лет назад +4

      Torelei
      No...
      but chem trails will

    • @Jaxon_America
      @Jaxon_America 5 лет назад +1

      *is told to kill entire family
      Why?

  • @skipz9385
    @skipz9385 4 года назад +36

    ''Love him or hate him James is spittin straight facts''

  • @datboirightder2807
    @datboirightder2807 5 лет назад +450

    Imagine if she did this in a real alleyway
    Crack heads bouta get confused as hell

  • @rayfeltz8477
    @rayfeltz8477 5 лет назад +290

    Unfortunately James only can whisper in a strange dead language.
    James “bonjour”
    Bloody jibberish!

    • @Beansman-gp3ws
      @Beansman-gp3ws 5 лет назад +1

      isnt that the guy who made the song about squidward sitting or something

    • @TheAyanamiRei
      @TheAyanamiRei 5 лет назад +4

      I wonder what dead language "Bonjour" is from. It sounds weird. Also: Dumb

    • @catttttto
      @catttttto 5 лет назад +2

      Jessica T I would say French but I’d get woooshed

    • @Penultimate_Jive
      @Penultimate_Jive 5 лет назад +8

      @@catttttto It's clearly Latin, you amateur.

    • @catttttto
      @catttttto 5 лет назад +8

      Exploding_Potato okay, I’m, sure I shouldn’t have to explain it, it’s pretty simple, but it’s Chinese

  • @totallyproyoutuber7194
    @totallyproyoutuber7194 5 лет назад +78

    Me: *breathes*
    My cousin: *text me this asmr video asking me to buy the “products” for him*

  • @uwufuckingendme8727
    @uwufuckingendme8727 5 лет назад +284

    James: it's gonna be ok. James is here.
    Me: aww :D
    **Minutes later**
    James: you're a disappointment to your family-
    Me: wait what-

    • @izzyizzy3551
      @izzyizzy3551 4 года назад +14

      James showed us his dark side and how everything starts wholesome but turns into a nightmare
      *inTrOdUCiNg Don’T hUg Me I’m ScAarEd*

    • @kehill7257
      @kehill7257 4 года назад

      Y e s

    • @newcatwhodis8555
      @newcatwhodis8555 4 года назад

      He’s right tho

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 3 года назад

      @@izzyizzy3551 Red Guy: Wait a second, why does that sound like us?

  • @dazzlingyoudive
    @dazzlingyoudive 5 лет назад +84

    “Wanna buy some tingles?”
    From the moment she started talking, she was giving them out for free 😂

    • @crooked_mermaid
      @crooked_mermaid 5 лет назад +1

      No no she simply gave us samples to hook us on the good stuff

  • @acecherub
    @acecherub 5 лет назад +238

    *Plot twist*
    We're an undercover cop.
    "James drives you insane while Seafoam is in jail"

  • @vixenn4408
    @vixenn4408 5 лет назад +260

    James seems like the type of dude I would be friends with

  • @anvypieender5804
    @anvypieender5804 5 лет назад +41

    I need more James. He gave me tingles AND laughs.

  • @thatonepersonyoudontinvite1788
    @thatonepersonyoudontinvite1788 5 лет назад +196

    I want to buy James , the crinkle bottle and the bubble lip balm. Where do I meet you to make the deal?😆.

  • @noonewillreadthis2519
    @noonewillreadthis2519 5 лет назад +95

    "You don't want to sell me tingles."
    "You want to go home and rethink your life"

    • @janeavila8674
      @janeavila8674 5 лет назад +5

      "I don't wanna sell you tingles"
      "I'm gonna go home, and rethink my life"
      *Walks out*

    • @boletarianbread7349
      @boletarianbread7349 5 лет назад +4

      General Kenobi!

    • @LieutenantSkull
      @LieutenantSkull 5 лет назад +4

      A surprise, but a welcome one.

  • @KaijuKitty
    @KaijuKitty 5 лет назад +271

    *scratches neck* Yeah dude, you got some tingles? I need to get my fix.

    • @LivingDeadGoth89
      @LivingDeadGoth89 5 лет назад +1

      Kaiju Kitty GIMME MY FREAKING TINGLES NOW!!!!

    • @dragiblast5128
      @dragiblast5128 5 лет назад

      I need those tingles,i'll cash u later, I JUST WANT TINGLES, GIMME

    • @RedSnX
      @RedSnX 5 лет назад

      Yea dude

    • @doodoomonster7489
      @doodoomonster7489 5 лет назад

      idgi

    • @blaineburger9663
      @blaineburger9663 5 лет назад +1

      I've mangled many small children. I was close to their parents.

  • @randomperson9344
    @randomperson9344 5 лет назад +81

    Me- is relaxed and starting to fall asleep
    James: chuck e cheese’s pizza is recycled
    Me: *eyes shoot open*
    HOLY SH-

  • @zenzaytio--Kevexx
    @zenzaytio--Kevexx 5 лет назад +36

    Yeah good stuff she says
    *SNORTS*
    YES THE TRIGGERS OMG SO MUCH TINGLES!

  • @malena111
    @malena111 5 лет назад +234

    3:45 cucumbers arent a fruit. nor are they a vegetable. they just crunchy water 😩

    • @lilnugg1520
      @lilnugg1520 5 лет назад +16

      Dont forget iceberg lettuce is crunchy water too I cant be left out

    • @brockachu4109
      @brockachu4109 5 лет назад +8

      Nah. Crunchy water is ice. Cucumbers have cells.

    • @Muphn
      @Muphn 5 лет назад +6

      squwuip holy crap. *W O K E*

    • @Kiwi.999.
      @Kiwi.999. 5 лет назад +1

      *HA SAME*

    • @imdead5030
      @imdead5030 5 лет назад +6

      Perverted_Fangirl2158 they aren't seeds they are lumpy water

  • @LuckyDespair
    @LuckyDespair 5 лет назад +53

    If tingles were a drug. I would be a full time rehab patient. XD

  • @katherine9151
    @katherine9151 4 года назад +119

    This gives a whole new meaning to hiding asmr like a drug.

    • @the_cranewife
      @the_cranewife 2 года назад

      But what if ASMR is a drug in this universe, and it was banned because it open people’s eyes to how messed up the government is, so they banned it. But people still offer it to relax and inform some about the truth.

  • @Mr_Mimestamp
    @Mr_Mimestamp 5 лет назад +97

    Hey.
    Come here.
    You want anything?
    **opens vest to reveal several bottles of NyQuil**

  • @MISCHIEVOUS_GOBLIN
    @MISCHIEVOUS_GOBLIN 5 лет назад +166

    James:"Cucumbers are a fruit"
    Me: "What the-"

    • @theyluvdarkie
      @theyluvdarkie 5 лет назад +3

      XxAnxietyKatyxX Qwo Chuck E. Cheese pizza is recycled🤣

    • @ariannarodriguez8900
      @ariannarodriguez8900 5 лет назад +2

      Well if you think about it all fruits have seeds and cucumbers have seeds . Yes there pizza is recycled

    • @MISCHIEVOUS_GOBLIN
      @MISCHIEVOUS_GOBLIN 5 лет назад

      @@ariannarodriguez8900 Doesn't almost every vegetable have seeds?,how else would we plant them?

    • @slipknot95maggot
      @slipknot95maggot 5 лет назад +2

      ​@@MISCHIEVOUS_GOBLIN I'm like 78% sure I'm falling for a troll here but 'fruit' is the growth of the plant that contains seeds. Plants have seeds, when they produce fruits which contain them. Botanically fruit basically means ovary. It's the part that fosters the embryonic stages. Every other part of a plant is called a vegetable (except herbs and spices which are technically vegetables or fruits, just used for flavor and not sustenance) but the part that holds the seeds is called the fruit, whether it's an apple, a cucumber, a banana, a pea pod. It's just a separation of vegetative growth, every other stage of plant development after infancy and ignoring dormancy, versus reproductive growth. In other words much like how a fetus in a pregnant woman's body is not thought of as still that same woman, we call the reproductive growth 'fruit' - 'cuz it's not the same kind of growth as the rest of the plant, it's the plant getting ready to make new plants, not that same plant. Even though, ya know, kinda

    • @mezzomimi6567
      @mezzomimi6567 5 лет назад

      Arianna Rodriguez Save the earth *recycle pizza* 🍕+ ♻️= 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 (😂)

  • @Urmom-ve9rv
    @Urmom-ve9rv 5 лет назад +347

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    James: Cucumbers are a fruit

  • @hlealg
    @hlealg 5 лет назад +39

    Can we just take a moment to talk on HOW PERFECT THOSE EYELINES ARE???

    • @kehill7257
      @kehill7257 4 года назад

      Are you the next generation of James Charles?

    • @drunkfemboybard5155
      @drunkfemboybard5155 2 года назад +1

      @KE Hill considering what he did hopefully not

  • @imalittleladyyouknow9168
    @imalittleladyyouknow9168 5 лет назад +129

    *asmr police pulls out silencer pistol* welp theres a new tingle

  • @milo-fb2cq
    @milo-fb2cq 5 лет назад +175

    Narwhal: you're a disappointment to your family
    Me: well.... He's not wrong

  • @brandoncurtis95
    @brandoncurtis95 5 лет назад +52

    James: You don't want to buy her tingles.
    Me: I don't want to buy your tingles.
    James: You want to go home and not be a disappointment.
    Me: I want to go home and not be a disappointment.

  • @shelby3401
    @shelby3401 5 лет назад +124

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    James: cucumbers are a fruit.

  • @HyliusVA
    @HyliusVA 5 лет назад +24

    calling it now, James needs to make a comeback

  • @bigboii6823
    @bigboii6823 5 лет назад +187

    Imaging she filmed this in a real alleyway.
    Her: hey kid. Want some tingles?
    (Talks into camera)
    Random drug dealer murderer behind her: okaaaau never mind let’s see who I can kill over here...

    • @Ilovelanadelrey14
      @Ilovelanadelrey14 5 лет назад +5

      Lol I wouldn't try I would be to scared to walk in a alley Lol but imagine if she did lol it would be funny watching some guy walk up lol

    • @J4ID3N_
      @J4ID3N_ 5 лет назад +2

      @@Ilovelanadelrey14 ok.

    • @emilyhager4916
      @emilyhager4916 5 лет назад +1

      Wait this was not filmed in an alley way! Lol

    • @making_a_changechanging_fo2163
      @making_a_changechanging_fo2163 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @beanie640
      @beanie640 5 лет назад +1

      *whips out pistol from jacket* I’ll put her out of her misery!

  • @Gragglesimpson1
    @Gragglesimpson1 5 лет назад +296

    You’re right James...
    *_i am a disappointment to my family_*
    Also chuck-e-cheeses is recycled?

    • @chlovr9381
      @chlovr9381 5 лет назад +11

      If you look up Shane dawson, you will see a conspiracy theory video pop up since it is his most popular currently, he talks about how they apparently recycled their pizza, and it is true uwu

    • @Gragglesimpson1
      @Gragglesimpson1 5 лет назад +1

      Daircie☆ dayum

    • @haze4918
      @haze4918 5 лет назад +4

      I ALSO HEARD KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM

    • @Sceptile29
      @Sceptile29 5 лет назад +3

      Also chem trails turn the frogs hetero

    • @travelling_inkdrawings
      @travelling_inkdrawings 5 лет назад +3

      Blade Animz it hasn’t been proven true, hence “conspiracy theory” is the title

  • @yeetusdeletus3977
    @yeetusdeletus3977 5 лет назад +33

    James:* goes from 0 to 100 QUICK *
    Me: *AHHHHHHHH*

  • @bakerboy8821
    @bakerboy8821 5 лет назад +116

    Imagine a world where tingles are drugs

  • @colinmclaughlin4442
    @colinmclaughlin4442 5 лет назад +73

    I think james is evil or at least chaotic neutral

  • @sunnyanarchy8611
    @sunnyanarchy8611 5 лет назад +213

    Stop! you have violated the law, you may pay a fine or serve your sentence!
    *THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!*

    • @aguy9085
      @aguy9085 5 лет назад +24

      *IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SEEN A GOOD BRAWL*

    • @mtich8851
      @mtich8851 5 лет назад +19

      *NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE*

    • @arandomcanadianwolfguy
      @arandomcanadianwolfguy 5 лет назад +5

      S***!😨 It’s the cops I’m out 😎

    • @arandomcanadianwolfguy
      @arandomcanadianwolfguy 5 лет назад +4

      RevanSykesGaming No S*** Sherlock... BUT IM GETTING TF OUT OF HERE

    • @Mr.h3nt1
      @Mr.h3nt1 5 лет назад +2

      I like the scrolls they give me the rolls

  • @jacktracy7839
    @jacktracy7839 3 года назад +14

    This deserves a sequel

  • @sketchymoto1111
    @sketchymoto1111 5 лет назад +47

    Seafoam: No one else has MAGIC tingles!!
    Magic ASMR: Look at the first word in my name.
    Seafoam: Dang it!

    • @Shiimazaru
      @Shiimazaru 5 лет назад

      Asmr magic. You meant?

  • @joekeeryismybbg
    @joekeeryismybbg 5 лет назад +66

    Her: ‘you wanna buy some tingles?’
    Subtitles: *YoU waNt to buy soMeThinG goALs?!*

  • @rcktlauncher
    @rcktlauncher 5 лет назад +392

    Me:Ahh... so relaxed...
    James, quietly: *cucumbers are a fruit. cheese pizza is recycled.*
    Me:Aw he's so cute
    Also James: *Get a job already, you're a disappointment to your family.*
    Me: >:0000
    Still James: *Do it! Kill them, kill!*

    • @foxgirlstrawberry748
      @foxgirlstrawberry748 4 года назад +16

      You have lots of mouths

    • @WIZURDD
      @WIZURDD 4 года назад +12

      Chuck E’ Cheese pizza*

    • @ivoryadventures6485
      @ivoryadventures6485 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, this is how I found out cucumbers are a fruit.
      Which was literally just now.

    • @mimisenpai4589
      @mimisenpai4589 2 года назад

      *KILL THEM ALL!*
      *maniacally laughs*

    • @darneess
      @darneess 2 года назад +2

      Also James: cereal is a soup

  • @khaos8432
    @khaos8432 5 лет назад +67

    No one:
    James: *T H E A I L I E N S B U I L T T H E P Y R A M I D S*

  • @ayyvahh
    @ayyvahh 5 лет назад +203

    Sea: This cup spills...
    Me: *The tea sis?*
    Sea: all types of tapping sounds.
    Me: *okay then*

    • @pigmafia
      @pigmafia 5 лет назад +10

      She missed an opportunity there.

    • @phillysteak-t5v
      @phillysteak-t5v 5 лет назад +4

      @@pigmafia Every day, we stray further away from god.

  • @ch3rry_cxla61
    @ch3rry_cxla61 5 лет назад +76

    Sea foam- this is no ordinary cookie
    *hands you edible*
    Me- ;-; I…I’m very well aware of that

  • @bryndavies3330
    @bryndavies3330 5 лет назад +130

    This just makes me imagine a real drug dealer, before selling you your fix, just lets you take a little bit of ALL THE DRUGS.

    • @DoctorNicolasGames
      @DoctorNicolasGames 5 лет назад +20

      Well, for some drugs, weed for example, that's a really good business model. Like, if the dude is completely stoned out of his mind, he's not gonna care if he pays 10x the normal price. And what's he gonna do, call the police?

    • @gmaildoglover911
      @gmaildoglover911 5 лет назад +4

      Bruh these tingles give a better buzz that actual drugs 😂😂😂

    • @that1emochild16
      @that1emochild16 5 лет назад +6

      But tingles are safer then drugs👌If you use them properly.

    • @lordcommissarspartan
      @lordcommissarspartan 5 лет назад +3

      That's actually how some dealers get people hooked. The sample is free, then you gotta pay a premium.

  • @angelus_cult
    @angelus_cult 5 месяцев назад +5

    5 years later and the part with layered tapping+mouth sounds still gives me tingles unlike any other 😭😭😭 i could have that part on repeat forever!!! i hope you’ll make a full video of it sometime

  • @brynleighduffy5837
    @brynleighduffy5837 5 лет назад +60

    12:47 it said the tapping sounds were applause 😂
    Like if you should be sleeping but are cracking up from James and his... c o m m e n t a r y

  • @God-x2d
    @God-x2d 5 лет назад +25

    I am LIVING for all of the ironic/funny asmrs nowadays

  • @heyadanny4497
    @heyadanny4497 5 лет назад +173

    Me, before watching: I'm kinda getting weak tingles... maybe this video won't help
    A plushy narwhal stress ball named James: *exists*
    *INSTANT TINGLES*

  • @chimerasko
    @chimerasko 5 лет назад +69

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    James: chuck e cheese pizza is recycled
    Me: 'wipes tears' *yes james...*

  • @DisguiserKitty696969
    @DisguiserKitty696969 5 лет назад +43

    James: "Chucky cheese pizza is rec-"
    Chucky: "Stop right there"

    • @justisetablet424
      @justisetablet424 5 лет назад

      Criminal skum

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Shiimazaru It's Charleston Entertainment Cheese III
      The first brother died in the war, put some respect on his name

  • @TheAbidingDude95
    @TheAbidingDude95 5 лет назад +23

    Ah the squishy boi, a rare Sith artifact indeed. I'll take it!

  • @addiemichelle339
    @addiemichelle339 5 лет назад +35

    Honestly I have watched this about 4 times and every time I try to watch it, I fall asleep. This is so good 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @alexheck5632
    @alexheck5632 4 года назад +7

    This is my favorite video that you've ever made. It might just be because of James, but also no one who's ever done a sketchy tingles video ever makes it actually relaxing.

  • @mindyauron
    @mindyauron 5 лет назад +102

    Tingle Awareness is a real thing we must be vigilant over
    So many sadly have never had tingles before

    • @vesemirwitcher4379
      @vesemirwitcher4379 5 лет назад +5

      Im too old for tingles, ill be 158 soon. Oh and im not dead anymore

    • @freyaiguess5403
      @freyaiguess5403 5 лет назад +1

      I've never had any, but I get relaxed/sleepy so it's not too bad.

    • @hannahn2169
      @hannahn2169 5 лет назад

      Mindy Auron mee 🙋🏼‍♀️😭

  • @durpydash14
    @durpydash14 5 лет назад +19

    YASSSSSSSS! Im so happy i clicked this video cause i loved it and right before it i got a asmr style baking ad

  • @melodyyoung1996
    @melodyyoung1996 5 лет назад +76

    *Random person:* "How many tingles did you listen to?"
    *Me:* "Literally all of them!"
    *Random person:* "HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?!"

    • @namjoons34thairpod4
      @namjoons34thairpod4 5 лет назад +1

      Melody Young
      Is that a reference to Brandon Calvillo?😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @melodyyoung1996
      @melodyyoung1996 5 лет назад

      Coke I think. I remember someone doing a Thomas Sanders sides video with it, but I never found out where it came from.

  • @catttttto
    @catttttto 5 лет назад +13

    I love Jame’s high pitches whispers, you should definitely do more!

  • @ataze_7292
    @ataze_7292 5 лет назад +52

    After watching this I got a crippling tingle addiction and lost my job

  • @Talc_Power
    @Talc_Power 5 лет назад +28

    This is the one exception of backstreet dealers that police would not arrest...
    And deal with them simultaneously.

  • @gamermoment7044
    @gamermoment7044 5 лет назад +127

    "you're a disappointment to your whole family"
    Thanks James for genuinely triggering my anxiety :')

    • @SeafoamKitten
      @SeafoamKitten  5 лет назад +42

      lmao james says sorry

    • @gamermoment7044
      @gamermoment7044 5 лет назад +34

      @@SeafoamKitten two months later, and I can now proudly say that James no longer makes me question my life! I can do that on my own!

    • @RandomDrawinglol
      @RandomDrawinglol 2 года назад +4

      @@gamermoment7044 bruh

    • @zerodayfan
      @zerodayfan 2 года назад +1

      dawg ☠️

  • @キティ-m3y
    @キティ-m3y 4 года назад +37

    James: _you're a disappointment to your whole family_
    _way too close to home James._