24:07 im quite stoned & i just noticed the dog chillin in the background. eyes closed. content. dreaming. layin in the cut. 😏✌💆♀️🐶 i love dogs. they are so funny.
I swear, the woman in the speed boat video is Chris Farley. The way she reacts and what she says, could totally be a character he made for a skit. Telling you.
Dude who messaged about the coffee is absolutely right. The amount of dehydration caused by a milligram of caffeine is nowhere near the amount of pure water you consume in pretty much any drink that has caffeine. Otherwise people who have several cups of coffee in the morning would slowly die of dehydration without consuming multiple larger glasses of water to compensate.
I literally was performing a security patrol while listening to this podcast. I had to stop to deal with a homeless lady that needed minor medical attention. Then I resumed the podcast and it was great. Not for the homeless lady, that was quite unfortunate, but the podcast was great though.
Simply put the reason that Tom is so much warmer than Christina is because he works out which is always making his bodies cells in motion repairing themselves and repairing parts of the body as well as increasing his cardiovascular efficiency and Christina appears to have poor circulation since 72° is exactly where you would want and other body. That's why businesses put it at that temperature is because it's optimal for efficiency.
I have the same thing with my girlfriend about the thermostat. I'm hot natured, always preferred cold. She's the opposite. After years of this I finally wised up and got her a king size heated blanket. She uses it all the time now. I'm happy, she's happy.
I have to admit I don't think anyone is reading my comments so I am entertaining myself while working through this night shift. 9 a.m. math class tomorrow yippppeeeeee!
I like to take about 6 sheets, fold over once, wipe, fold over again, wipe, and then depending on the shit content on the paper, fold over twice more and use the knuckle to scoop harder
Haha, I get what Seagal was trying to say with "You're gonna live or you're gonna die." Obviously, it's a horrible line as it's way too easy to confuse. I think the gist of it is 'They call me to keep someone alive, or put somebody in the grave.' The way Seagal said it(if it was even written that way) seems very difficult to deliver without getting easily confused.
Does coffee hydrate or dehydrate?Tea and other caffeinated beverages purportedly lead to dehydration because they can have a diuretic effect. Some studies show that caffeinated drinks such as tea are just as hydrating as water when consumed in moderate amounts. Caffeine may dehydrate you if you consume 500 mg or more per day.
After watching/ listening to every episode up to this point. I've come to the realization why Tom doesn't seem to be the actual Master of accents (since he seems to never be able to understand any submission), I've come to the conclusion that he can't understand someone speaking when there is a dog barking every other word during the listening process of the master of accents segment.
OK I am new to this. Is that a real dog in the dog bed sleeping with all four paws in the air or a stuffed dog? *edit* no wait at the very end of the video it starts moving around!
I get really high and pretend im having a real life convo with them but its just not my turn to talk for the whole time
HAHAHA 9 months late but this made me laugh
Lmfao this had me crackin up 😃 😀 😄
hilarious
Bert kreischer is fat
That's the move
the first encounter with moose soup? _. . . h o l y . . . f u c k . . ._
*THIS EPISODE IS ICONIC*
you're doing good!
Been looking for this episode
Moose Soup 🍜 magic at 40:45
Thank you for that. You mean so much to me. Let's go full trottle.
He glasses so us mommies don't have to
i love you
Good looking out. You're doing good!
ive turned into a telescope!
Why is Christina dressed like a can of Arizona Iced Tea?
That's a Slav thing. Like Adidas track suits.
but isnt it kinda hot tho
zpridgen75 lol
That jacket r worded
Specifically the Arnold Palmer half and half
I love that dog in the beginning of the podcast is sleeping on his back in the background behind Christina
i have same dog ,,, dutch
I believe that’s Bitzy
@@ryanbeaulieu2704 I forgot I made this comment here. Thanks Ryan. I come back in another 6 more years to comment again. Lol.
72-74 degrees fahrenheit is never considered freezing cold by any human being that has ever existed ever.
She once said that she was comfortable in 80 degrees and thats not even human.
I cant sleep unless its below 65
Try living in Australia, in some parts we're so used to the heat that when it gets below 25c people start wearing jumpers.
Seriously. 72 is when we go outside with shorts and tanks on.
63 is my perfect sleeping temp
lol the rub rub rub and grunting guy always gets me
Moose Soup Lady is clearly Duncan Trussell's mom.
24:07
im quite stoned & i just noticed the dog
chillin in the background.
eyes closed. content. dreaming.
layin in the cut.
😏✌💆♀️🐶 i love dogs. they are so funny.
I care, Fuck off you shitty person.
Bitzy be chillin
That's not a women on the lake... its Tim Dillon lol Moose soup is my favorite drop I've heard lmfao
Kinda sounds like Duncan Trussell
So am I the only one who hears Chris Farley in the moose soup lady??
Yes!
I keep hearing Duncan Trussell
Hey guys we have ketchup Doritos in Canada, remember that if you ever do a show here. I don't know how long we are gunna have them though.
Tom is the air conditioning champ.
I just don't understand why women have such poor circulation.
72 degrees being too cold is absolutely ridiculous haha
@@JadeDude1973 we just built different. Dudes is built sweaty
Ketchup Doritos are closer than u think. There also available a few times a years in Canada (in Ontario anyways). good luck Mommies.
1:12:04 lmao at the dog
moose soup lady is a native Alaskan Mom... Fairbanks, Alaska. Love it! please come do a show or two in Fairbanks...
I don't think Tom came up, but Bert did!
@39:30 I'm so happy! The boring clip I submitted made it in the show! From sweaty Fartnix, AZ!
that dog is my spirit animal
That dog during the steven segal preview is livin it up. He looks so comfortable.
The dumbest photos are fireworks taken on black and white film. I used to work in a photo lab.
that first song was heat. yourmomshouse is getting some serious submissions for music..
Noel i was about to comment this lmao
Has anybody ever pointed out that the moose soup lady sounds just like Louie Anderson on baskets?
holy shit I'm losing it at that opening clip
joe rogan love's moose soup
the moose soup lady is my absolute favorite drop. classic mommy's
Did we ever figure out who she is?
Watching this in 2021, I weep for how optimistic Australia must have been. 😞
He sounds like the part where Sling Blade is telling the girls from school about why he's incarcerated.
I swear, the woman in the speed boat video is Chris Farley. The way she reacts and what she says, could totally be a character he made for a skit. Telling you.
Nah bro that's just a normal older Alaskan lady, full of cigarette smoke and good times
Thanks for reading my question. Clarification, he was not folding the tp. He was in fact swiping back and forth in a quick motion.
Lmfao the legend himself. They loved this email, good job with this one lol
Rub rub rub
First Name Last Name rub rub rub
Matthew Speicher rub rub rub
Robert Powers Rub rub rub then come down later for moose soup
*Rupp rupp rupp
What's that video called?
Loooove the passed out dog in the background next to Main Mommy. I wish they would preposition me to come on the podcast.
Of course. Only an LA native would consider 72 degrees "freezing". Tom "Thermostat Champ" Segura.
Moose soup lady sounds like a Chris Farley Character
Dude who messaged about the coffee is absolutely right. The amount of dehydration caused by a milligram of caffeine is nowhere near the amount of pure water you consume in pretty much any drink that has caffeine. Otherwise people who have several cups of coffee in the morning would slowly die of dehydration without consuming multiple larger glasses of water to compensate.
Beer is mostly water but it dehydrates you because it makes you piss more. I think it’s the same with coffee.
come down later for some moose soup!
Your relationship inspires me.
I love that they found a way to make bloated Steven Seagal beat the greatest UFC fighter of all time in a fist fight
Joey Diaz needs to be on this podcast.
Bert kreischer is fat
I literally was performing a security patrol while listening to this podcast. I had to stop to deal with a homeless lady that needed minor medical attention. Then I resumed the podcast and it was great. Not for the homeless lady, that was quite unfortunate, but the podcast was great though.
COME DOWN LATER FOR MOOSE SOUP! 1:21:02
rop, rop, rop :D
Tom is the everything champ because there is no competition on the show. Nahm sayin?
"there's a gas station there" so accurate mommy..
Sweet merciful Christ yess!! Ohhh God wooow!! Uuuugh!! Uh, ohhhh ho ho hoo woooow!!! Here we go! here we goo!!! Yeeeah!!!
Buddha Marijuana look at the river yeah all right
Buddha Marijuana Look at the river! Look at the river! You can't see it but there's a river. Can I do it again? How do I do it again?
I'm real hungry. Time for some Moose-soup!
Simply put the reason that Tom is so much warmer than Christina is because he works out which is always making his bodies cells in motion repairing themselves and repairing parts of the body as well as increasing his cardiovascular efficiency and Christina appears to have poor circulation since 72° is exactly where you would want and other body. That's why businesses put it at that temperature is because it's optimal for efficiency.
All this time I've been thinking the "moose soup" person was Duncan Trussel. Had no hint of a woman.
I have the same thing with my girlfriend about the thermostat. I'm hot natured, always preferred cold. She's the opposite. After years of this I finally wised up and got her a king size heated blanket. She uses it all the time now. I'm happy, she's happy.
It took you years to figure out to buy a blanket?
You can get ketchup flavoured Doritos and Cadbury chocolate in Canada
nice default picture
But you have to go to Canada.
jilbers4 good one. we're gunna act like canada isn't an amazing country now? just blatantly lie like that huh
@@subwaydaddyit’s a joke bud
this was 6 years ago bud
I hope Virginia Beach treats you well. It's my hometown.
I have to admit I don't think anyone is reading my comments so I am entertaining myself while working through this night shift. 9 a.m. math class tomorrow yippppeeeeee!
Moose soup @ 40:42
Thank you
keep em high and tight jeans @@justherefortheviolence
Moose soup lady 100% smokes camel blue 100s
403 is my area code, ive never been one to give a fuck about that, but for some reason i got excited when i saw this episode number.
2:40 dog twitches in his sleep
I like to take about 6 sheets, fold over once, wipe, fold over again, wipe, and then depending on the shit content on the paper, fold over twice more and use the knuckle to scoop harder
Intro beat was nasty, love it.
really need to put the links to these videos in the description
Haha, I get what Seagal was trying to say with "You're gonna live or you're gonna die." Obviously, it's a horrible line as it's way too easy to confuse. I think the gist of it is 'They call me to keep someone alive, or put somebody in the grave.'
The way Seagal said it(if it was even written that way) seems very difficult to deliver without getting easily confused.
Do stimulants make people thirsty? Maybe that's why coffee would have that effect.
Tommy Bunz is flexin because he's on camera. T.B. has hungry purples.. heh heh heh
*A Legend Of Soup Was Born*
Keepin them high and tight, I see.
Memories...
Moose soup... We saw this here already a few weeks ago, am I right? (Or maybe it was in the FB or Reddit group)
Christina was so fucking cute in this episode.
36:20 Chris drops the N bomb
i want to thank you guys for helping me discover my love for fart mistress
yeah, and I hate presents on christmas! wtf smh lol
1:09:24
Haha, I was just thinking that Salazar has to be the most overused movie drug lord name ever.
Omg the moose soup origin episode
I love that the thought of a compost pile made TBunz cringe. Tina too. Gave me a chuckle- compost in LA.
Compost pile made him cringe, even though it's essentially a poo pile with leaves and egg shells, further proof that THE POO PILE IS A MYTH!
can someone link the video of the hick yelling at the boat.. she sounds like a character from southpark
feef jumped when the song started. crazie locs sky punch
1:07:30 Steven seagal trailer “Cartels.”
C.P. you were his road beev!🤣
Moose soup lady sounds like Gina the pill champ
40:21 a legend is born...
39:55 Christinas snorting is litterally the most annoying sound in the world
Its not Assville, its Assfill.
Went back to some of the OG episodes for top dog content
Does coffee hydrate or dehydrate?Tea and other caffeinated beverages purportedly lead to dehydration because they can have a diuretic effect. Some studies show that caffeinated drinks such as tea are just as hydrating as water when consumed in moderate amounts. Caffeine may dehydrate you if you consume 500 mg or more per day.
Coffee does have a diuretic effect on me especially when its chilly.
After watching/ listening to every episode up to this point. I've come to the realization why Tom doesn't seem to be the actual Master of accents (since he seems to never be able to understand any submission), I've come to the conclusion that he can't understand someone speaking when there is a dog barking every other word during the listening process of the master of accents segment.
Push gave up reading champ after her email read that goes to Bunz
“You guys are good!!” 🍲 🥣
Kristine please do some research on coffee. You just ignore all claims against what you think is right... No wonder Tom is the personality champ..
OK I am new to this. Is that a real dog in the dog bed sleeping with all four paws in the air or a stuffed dog? *edit* no wait at the very end of the video it starts moving around!
OH.EM.JEANS
Chrystal may finally be warm if she moves to Florida
5:05 anybody else notice their dog absolutely chillen...
👖😘. Thanks and happy 4th!!
Sickle cell gotta lay off the blow...
I can’t unsee huberman now
Christina saying the actual N word was my favorite 😂..free the N word for all of us!!
hey Hitler, what's the beat from the beginning of the podcast he plays underneath them talking?
Happy cheap fireworks day
What episode is the would you rather with Tom's parents
Air Conditioning CHAMP
COME TO AUCKLAND NEW ZEALAND MOMMY!!!
I love those tru tv shows