The Great Onion Scandal

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  • Опубликовано: 4 апр 2024
  • Onions are the only agricultural product where commodity futures cannot be traded in the United States. It all has to do with two men in Chicago, and a whole lot of onions.
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Комментарии • 690

  • @johngregg5735
    @johngregg5735 Месяц назад +855

    Onions scandals should not be leeked to the press.

    • @eileenspamer
      @eileenspamer Месяц назад +10

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 Месяц назад +70

      Hey kid, beet it with the puns.

    • @BonnieBlue2A
      @BonnieBlue2A Месяц назад +39

      scandalous would be scallion-esque ?

    • @CAP198462
      @CAP198462 Месяц назад +42

      Cheese, I’m getting tired of puns. Every comments section is just peppered with them.

    • @joshuabessire9169
      @joshuabessire9169 Месяц назад +31

      Whey did you ❤️ him THG? You're just egging them on.

  • @ZeusTheIrritable
    @ZeusTheIrritable 25 дней назад +107

    Is it weird that I would rather watch a short documentary about onion futures trading than nearly any network produced TV show?

  • @JonesNate
    @JonesNate Месяц назад +230

    4:15 -- "But the market for butter spread thin..."
    Funny guy. -_-

    • @ouroboris
      @ouroboris Месяц назад +9

      He definitely has a way with words 😆

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Месяц назад +6

      His alliteration is also beautiful, his scripts are like poetry at times

    • @Russia-bullies
      @Russia-bullies Месяц назад

      As I spread them thick,I don’t get why the guy is funny.

    • @garandm1d
      @garandm1d Месяц назад +6

      ... Spread thin... Eggs in one basket...That's why I love the history guy...

  • @Bbbuddy
    @Bbbuddy Месяц назад +210

    So much fun has started with “two guys in Chicago.”

    • @Metalkatt
      @Metalkatt Месяц назад +9

      It’s A Hundred And Six Miles To Chicago. We Got A Full Tank Of Gas, Half A Pack Of Cigarettes. It's Dark, And We're Wearing Sunglasses

    • @NoBSRecoverfacts
      @NoBSRecoverfacts 28 дней назад

      Cringe

    • @ZeusTheIrritable
      @ZeusTheIrritable 25 дней назад +3

      @@Metalkatt Hit It.

    • @nancybaumgartner6774
      @nancybaumgartner6774 9 дней назад +1

      That, and “Florida man…”

  • @davidkaplan2745
    @davidkaplan2745 Месяц назад +78

    You rapscallion, you.

  • @ElementofKindness
    @ElementofKindness Месяц назад +46

    _"If making money is a crime, then I'm guilty."_
    He didn't make money. He extorted money.

    • @EddieVBlueIsland
      @EddieVBlueIsland 25 дней назад +1

      Only because dishonest people believed him

    • @paulthiessen6444
      @paulthiessen6444 24 дня назад

      @@EddieVBlueIslandgreedy people anyways

    • @bobbsurname3140
      @bobbsurname3140 18 дней назад +8

      ​@@EddieVBlueIslandWere the onion farmers who didnt want their crop to become worthless dishonest?

    • @AdamBechtol
      @AdamBechtol 8 дней назад

      Good point.

  • @lisaboban
    @lisaboban Месяц назад +172

    It takes a real talent to make commodity trading and onion farming into a fascinating story. Well done, sir.

    • @pilotjoe4010
      @pilotjoe4010 Месяц назад +10

      You could say it has layers…

    • @lisaboban
      @lisaboban Месяц назад

      @@pilotjoe4010 So many layers ☺️

    • @Dogdrule
      @Dogdrule Месяц назад +3

      Honestly, Planet Money did an episode on it years back that has stuck with me more than any other in a catalog of many hundreds of episodes. It's a fascinating tale despite seemingly dry elements like commodity trading and futures

  • @jackmanatee3162
    @jackmanatee3162 Месяц назад +150

    We have an odd, kind of family heirloom. It's a still life painting of onions. The story goes that the painting belonged to a railroad VP in California who loved onions but for whatever reason could not eat them. Apparently the VP was a distant relative of the family. The painting was given to my father when he was a young man working in machining factory in the years before WWII. An odd story? Yes, and I've always doubted it's veracity. However it's a very nice painting. 😄

    • @drewzero1
      @drewzero1 Месяц назад +7

      That's fascinating! I can't eat onions and neither can my mother. I don't think I've heard of anyone outside my family that reacts to them.

    • @jaymzx0
      @jaymzx0 Месяц назад +5

      I love family stories like this.

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 Месяц назад +4

      @@drewzero1 I have a friend who can't eat onions. I believe he has diverticulitis.

    • @wheressteve
      @wheressteve Месяц назад +7

      A multi layered family onion painting mystery sounds nice, we're still trying to find out what happened to Dad after he went to the store for cigarettes in 1973.

    • @wheressteve
      @wheressteve Месяц назад +1

      Ji.bo.... 9

  • @skyden24195
    @skyden24195 Месяц назад +42

    So glad The History Guy mentioned, "Trading Places" because that movie immediately came to mind when discussing "future's commodities."

    • @jburron
      @jburron 16 дней назад

      Commodity futures.

  • @g3heathen209
    @g3heathen209 Месяц назад +54

    Mortimer and Randolph Duke would be proud.

    • @DavidHBurkart
      @DavidHBurkart Месяц назад +11

      Wouldn't that actually be Louis and Billy-Ray? Morty and Randy didn't recover from that until the 1990's following a windfall gift from a foreign prince!! 😂😂😂

    • @user-uo2gn7lc6y
      @user-uo2gn7lc6y 2 дня назад +1

      😂 😂 😂

  • @dwbiggly6907
    @dwbiggly6907 Месяц назад +16

    What’s better than French onion soup? Vampires love onions. My cousin vacationed in Transylvania for two weeks and wore a ring of garlic around his neck. The next year he returned to Transylvania but couldn’t find garlic to make a necklace. He made one out of onions. We never saw him again.

    • @robertsaget6918
      @robertsaget6918 18 дней назад +1

      This happened to my wife but in Spain. The last time I saw her she was walking away with two vampires wearing expensive suits who gave me a plane ticket home.

    • @mimisor66
      @mimisor66 11 дней назад

      He's probably still there, farming onions...😊

  • @Youser999
    @Youser999 Месяц назад +36

    I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time... 😂

    • @NelsonZAPTM
      @NelsonZAPTM Месяц назад +4

      Was it a brown onion?
      Or one of the white ones that was fashionable at the time?

    • @danwolf307
      @danwolf307 Месяц назад +2

      Thank you!😂

    • @emceeboogieboots1608
      @emceeboogieboots1608 29 дней назад +1

      Here it is!
      Onya Abe 👍

    • @TTOS69
      @TTOS69 27 дней назад +1

      What. The. Fck. Are you from the 1800s??

    • @PhilWithCoffee
      @PhilWithCoffee 26 дней назад

      I was looking for this lol

  • @timothysworld1028
    @timothysworld1028 Месяц назад +84

    The most-accepted Chicago meaning is a word that comes from the Algonquin language: “shikaakwa,” meaning “striped skunk” or “onion.” According to early explorers, the lakes and streams around Chicago were full of wild onions, leeks, and ramps. Appropriate that Chicago played such a huge part in this story.

    • @topherthe11th23
      @topherthe11th23 Месяц назад +4

      @timothysworld1028 - Chicago was named by the Spanish after a line in a tragic love-poem wherein the hero realizes that though he loves a certain woman, they can never be together. So he says "You must go, Chica, go" (using "go" instead of "va" because it's in the border-dialect that briefly existed along the river that forms the border between Castile and Sussex).

    • @Foolish188
      @Foolish188 Месяц назад +7

      Ramps...Oh do I want some ramps right now. Once found a large patch deep in the woods behind our house as a kid. I swore my family to secrecy about the location, but my Mother told several people. A year later they had all been stolen. I will die with the secret of the locations of my current patches.

    • @johnnixon4085
      @johnnixon4085 Месяц назад +3

      ​@Foolish188 I planted 100 bulbs 2 years ago. Last year I tasted a couple leaves. They're just coming up now, but I expect to be able to take enough leaves to make some ramp butter, and to hopefully get some seed to scatter. Hopefully next year I can take a few bulbs.

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 Месяц назад +1

      @@topherthe11th23 very few questions in etymology can be answered with the unwavering confidence you have put on display in your comment. It's foolish to accept either story as absolute fact, unless you can provide a definitive primary source (which I know you can't).

    • @topherthe11th23
      @topherthe11th23 Месяц назад +1

      @@tissuepaper9962 I have a manuscript on parchment, dated 1460. Unfortunately it is in such delicate condition that even merely taking a photograph of it could be detrimental to its preservation. Subjecting it to public examination must remain out of the question for now. This means that the best evidence you can get is my assurance that the manuscript exists, since you can't get any evidence to the contrary. This makes you honor-bound to believe what it says. This is how scholarship works. Best evidence available. (I.e. not "best evidence imaginable" which may not be possible.)

  • @noneyabizz8337
    @noneyabizz8337 Месяц назад +54

    Guy turned good later, that's not normally how bad onions work.

    • @guessundheit6494
      @guessundheit6494 Месяц назад

      And south american drug lords put money into their communities. So what's your point?

    • @DavidHBurkart
      @DavidHBurkart Месяц назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher Месяц назад +4

      You could say that he had layers to his personality.

    • @BTScriviner
      @BTScriviner Месяц назад

      A lot of those robber barons/shady capitalists turn to philanthropy later in life.

    • @pgtv14
      @pgtv14 29 дней назад +4

      Steals a boatload of money and gives (some) of it away to boost his own reputation. Real nice guy he was -_-

  • @palehorseman8386
    @palehorseman8386 Месяц назад +31

    I'm surprised that box office futures was even considered given how infamous Hollywood accounting is.

    • @skyden24195
      @skyden24195 Месяц назад +2

      That is probably why it was considered, i.e., given how infamous Hollywood accounting is.

  • @russcrawford3310
    @russcrawford3310 Месяц назад +78

    Layers? ... like an ogre? ...

    • @skyden24195
      @skyden24195 Месяц назад +14

      You know what else has layers? Parfaits. Everyone likes a parfait. Ask anyone if they'd like a parfait. Ain't no one gonna say, "No, I don't want no parfait."

    • @Maudit_Anglais
      @Maudit_Anglais Месяц назад +2

      Good one !

    • @Whatsinmygreygarage
      @Whatsinmygreygarage Месяц назад +5

      Cake! Cake has layers!

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano Месяц назад +3

      Ogres, onions, you mean smelly and make people cry?

  • @constipatedinsincity4424
    @constipatedinsincity4424 Месяц назад +43

    That last joke has me crying 😢 I don't know why!

    • @robertriteman3227
      @robertriteman3227 2 дня назад

      " the butter market had spread thin" such a great slip in line

  • @caturdaynite7217
    @caturdaynite7217 Месяц назад +81

    One year Mom got me an onion for Christmas. I looked right at her and ate it raw. I still like onions and I learned a valuable lesson. Don't make Mama mad.

    • @peterestrada9420
      @peterestrada9420 Месяц назад +8

      Since I was a kid, I have eaten onions, like apples, but ☝️covered with Mustard & Black Pepper; Tomatoes, as well🤤😋🤣

    • @peterestrada9420
      @peterestrada9420 Месяц назад +8

      Salt & Watermelon 🍉 🧂 is pretty good too🤙😉

    • @poetryflynn3712
      @poetryflynn3712 Месяц назад +10

      Ever hear of Vidalia onions? Supposedly they're sweet like apples!

    • @sooz9433
      @sooz9433 Месяц назад

      ​They are! ​@@poetryflynn3712
      The ones that are as big around as softballs but only an inch or so tall are the best ones.

    • @tygrkhat4087
      @tygrkhat4087 Месяц назад +3

      @@peterestrada9420 My dad did that.

  • @vinnynj78
    @vinnynj78 Месяц назад +27

    I love that little nod to Trading Places at the end. On a side note people selling short on major films released in 2023 could have made a fortune.

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade 24 дня назад

      Just shorting Disney world have been a good idea

    • @robertriteman3227
      @robertriteman3227 2 дня назад

      " the butter market had spread thin" such a great slip in line

  • @V.Hansen.
    @V.Hansen. Месяц назад +29

    I can’t imagine being a farmer and then stealing from all the other farmers knowing how hard it is to stay afloat. What an actual pos. Makes me sick

    • @jodyssey9921
      @jodyssey9921 Месяц назад +6

      Ruthlessness is the most important quality if you want to be rich. That's why rich people are all assholes.

    • @advicepirate8673
      @advicepirate8673 Месяц назад +4

      If only the rest of us were willing to give people like that the one time payment in lead that they deserve. But most of us are no better, we have a system wherein mice happily vote for cats in the delusional hope that they will one day become the cat.

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 Месяц назад +1

      @@jodyssey9921 you have to step on other people's faces to make it up the ladder to wealth. There's a good reason why Jesus told the young rich man to sell all his possessions and give to the poor, and why it is said that a camel can be more easily be drawn through the eye of a needle than can a rich man enter the kingdom of heaven. You can't get rich without screwing people, it's a simple fact.

  • @MrJamesjustin
    @MrJamesjustin Месяц назад +13

    "...the market for butter was spread thin"? Ahhaha 😂 Sir, only you could get away with that.

  • @dom1310df
    @dom1310df 19 дней назад +4

    It brings a tear to my eye that politicians can't put the same effort behind solving real problems as they did to stop trade in onion futures.

  • @mariabradley5585
    @mariabradley5585 Месяц назад +12

    Lesson: Don't cry over spilled onions.

  • @handimanjay6642
    @handimanjay6642 Месяц назад +7

    It brought tears to my eyes at how you peeled this subject, sliced then diced its many layers.

    • @zyxw2000
      @zyxw2000 12 дней назад

      And then leeked the information to us.

  • @CAMacKenzie
    @CAMacKenzie Месяц назад +12

    That Vincent Kosuga, he really knew his onions...

  • @ArchFundy
    @ArchFundy Месяц назад +20

    That dude sounds like a pirate to me. ^^

    • @TheHistoryGuyChannel
      @TheHistoryGuyChannel  Месяц назад +20

      The Onion Pirate!

    • @juliao1255
      @juliao1255 Месяц назад +12

      ...After all, don't all good stories have pirates? (Sorry, but someone had to say it.)

    • @Pygar2
      @Pygar2 Месяц назад +1

      @@TheHistoryGuyChannel This man really knows his onions!

    • @jonmccormick6805
      @jonmccormick6805 Месяц назад +1

      @@juliao1255 Yes, and I was thinking it too!

  • @thetangieman3426
    @thetangieman3426 Месяц назад +20

    Having grown onions at scale, actively traded commodities futures, and secretly desiring the cheat code to large piles of money this story is one of my all-time favorites, right up there with The Idles of March and the Manhattan Project.

  • @user-oh2hs6jh5x
    @user-oh2hs6jh5x Месяц назад +24

    Welcome to class. The mid-term has been cancelled. Enjoy the weekend.

    • @CAP198462
      @CAP198462 Месяц назад +3

      But I spent all night studying for it 😢.

    • @JeffreyGlover65
      @JeffreyGlover65 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@CAP198462I was gonna cheat off your answers...🤔

    • @davea6314
      @davea6314 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@JeffreyGlover65 You're suspended from school. 😜

    • @danstotland6386
      @danstotland6386 Месяц назад +1

      Gee Thanks!

  • @narveenaryaputri9759
    @narveenaryaputri9759 Месяц назад +9

    Chicago MEANS Onion in the Fox and Mesquaki language. They are the same people who named the major river of America the Mississippi, a Fox and Mesquaki word which means Plenty Of Fish.

  • @joshuabessire9169
    @joshuabessire9169 Месяц назад +12

    I have some apples, would you like to buy them?
    Yes, please.
    That's how hard it should be to operate a Business. Also, dueling should be brought back. You might be able to say "buy my onions or else" 1 or 2 times but by number 10 you're surely missing an ear.

  • @DutchBlackMantha
    @DutchBlackMantha Месяц назад +5

    So instead of preventing the same sort of market cornering to be done again, they just made it impossible for 2 very specific products.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano Месяц назад

      And started an in-joke in the Adams family, where Gomez would comment on the price of pork bellies in multiple episodes.

  • @hobbyfarmer62
    @hobbyfarmer62 Месяц назад +13

    I have always looked on futures trading as a sort of scam as it just seems to susceptible to stuns like this one.

    • @Foolish188
      @Foolish188 Месяц назад +2

      A very useful scam. For both farmers who can sell at a guaranteed profit and buyers who can buy at a guaranteed price, eliminating their risk of a higher price. Speculators provide the liquidity for the farmers and buyers.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano Месяц назад

      Interestingly, just last week, Trump Media filed a complaint with the SEC claiming some mystery party was short selling Truth Social to manipulate the prices of their stock.
      Totally has to be true, can't be that a company that's losing tons of money has an overinflated stock value...
      Still, gambling and the stock market, ever a match made in the realm of the afterlife, such gambling working out ever so well in the 1920's.

  • @pulaski1
    @pulaski1 Месяц назад +7

    I'm not sure if there is a History Guy video to be made, but tobacco is the most valuable crop in the world for which there is no organized market or trading. I was briefly involved some years ago with one the largest tobacco brokers, which bought directly from farmers and sold to tobacco companies around the world. There is a lot more to supplying the different types of tobacco to the cigarette manufacturers than you could possibly imagine!

  • @thefixerofbrokenstuff
    @thefixerofbrokenstuff Месяц назад +8

    My hat is of to you, the king of dad jokes.

  • @m39fan
    @m39fan Месяц назад +10

    Lance is in fine form today.....

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier Месяц назад +37

    I had a friend who was a chef. I once asked him what’s the most important vegetable. He said onions.

    • @danktankdragkings7117
      @danktankdragkings7117 Месяц назад +9

      as a professional prep cook 100% onion.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 Месяц назад +8

      Beyond a shadow of a doubt. Just look at how many recipes are ruined without it, and how few substitutes for it there really are.

    • @goodun2974
      @goodun2974 Месяц назад +7

      Louisiana cooking relies upon what they call the Trinity: onion, celery and bell pepper.

    • @wisecoconut5
      @wisecoconut5 Месяц назад +5

      Totally. I am just an average home cook, but I keep 3 or 4 kinds of onions on hand all the time. Sweet, purple, yellow, leeks ( when available), and green onions. But shallots are great, too.

    • @tygrkhat4087
      @tygrkhat4087 Месяц назад +9

      When I was a dishwasher, I hated to clean the bowls of French onion soup. I asked the chef why we served it, he said it cost $0.50 to make and we charged $8.50 a bowl.

  • @honodle7219
    @honodle7219 Месяц назад +10

    This story brought tears to my eyes.

    • @robertriteman3227
      @robertriteman3227 2 дня назад

      " the butter market had spread thin" such a great slip in line

  • @tricotdiko1435
    @tricotdiko1435 Месяц назад +11

    I think Chicago means “Smells like onions” in local native tongue.

    • @Torby4096
      @Torby4096 Месяц назад +3

      Even more, bad smelly onions.

  • @werre2
    @werre2 Месяц назад +2

    Somehow I'm not surprised that this happened in Chicago

  • @BrilliantDesignOnline
    @BrilliantDesignOnline Месяц назад +5

    One of your best, definitely top ten. Can you imagine over 1000 gondola cars full of onions? I have ridden in a gondola car full of sweet potatoes. At about 50 feet long, that is about 9.5 miles long.

  • @topherthe11th23
    @topherthe11th23 Месяц назад +6

    I'd heard of this but was waiting for an expert to peel back all the layers. Speaking of layers, the infinitely tangled complexities affecting egg-production are the reason the earlier commodity-trading in eggs mentioned from 3:53 to 5:00 died out. Every investor lacked the ability to digest all the layers in the egg-business.

  • @RonaldFigura
    @RonaldFigura 29 дней назад +1

    The most-accepted Chicago meaning is a word that comes from the Algonquin language: “shikaakwa,” meaning “striped skunk” or “onion.” According to early explorers, the lakes and streams around Chicago were full of wild onions, leeks, and ramps.

  • @parrotraiser6541
    @parrotraiser6541 Месяц назад +1

    Shorting has a finite reward, while it has a potentially infinite loss.

  • @anthonini66
    @anthonini66 18 дней назад +1

    Two of my great passions coming together, onions and scandals.

  • @costrio
    @costrio Месяц назад +3

    Onions with steak and mushrooms?...Yummy!
    Cue the Susan Christie song, "I Love Onions?"

  • @adrianbooth438
    @adrianbooth438 Месяц назад +5

    But it was the style at the time!

  • @Wordmama
    @Wordmama Месяц назад +39

    Now I can't get the smell of rotting onions out of my mind ...

    • @Linusgump
      @Linusgump Месяц назад

      I was thinking the same thing. 🤮

    • @alcedob.5850
      @alcedob.5850 25 дней назад

      aw heck, got a flashback from 2020 when for like 3 months the only stink I could feel was the stink of rotting onions

  • @luannnelson547
    @luannnelson547 Месяц назад +1

    Here’s a butter and onion related experience for you: I grew up on a dairy farm in Georgia. My father and grandfather farmed together and had about 330 dairy cows. One unfortunate day, the cows broke down a fence and got into a neighbor’s empty field, which was rife with wild onions. Cows LOVE wild onions, but the resulting milk - pee-ew. Three days of milk had to be discarded, until all traces of onion smell were gone. I will never forget the odor and appearance of the curdled milk in the two big tanks, which as I recall held 3,000 and 5,000 gallons respectively. I still cannot eat French onion dip.

  • @CheshireTomcat68
    @CheshireTomcat68 Месяц назад +3

    Man, this guy sure knows his turnips.

  • @guillermorodriguez836
    @guillermorodriguez836 28 дней назад +1

    14:34 FCOJ but Pork Bellies were also part of the plot when Valentine was tested on when and what price to sell.

  • @edwardschneider2716
    @edwardschneider2716 Месяц назад +7

    Well done. Very interesting topic. Especially as I plant our own onions in 2024

  • @DSAK55
    @DSAK55 Месяц назад +1

    I use to drive through Pine Island, you could smell the onions in the air

  • @ericmintz8305
    @ericmintz8305 Месяц назад +2

    When I was in college (between the fall of 1966 and spring of 1970), there was a Great Winter Onion Shortage. The price of onions shot up, then they disappeared from the shelves. You couldn't get one for love nor money. It was a great day in the morning when they returned.
    Does anyone else remember this?

  • @anonymous7386
    @anonymous7386 Месяц назад +8

    Hang on: the Ferris Beuller movie had a running joke referencing "The Sausage King of Chicago" - was that a reference to this guy? I never knew.

    • @TheHistoryGuyChannel
      @TheHistoryGuyChannel  Месяц назад +7

      Chicago has a lot of kings…

    • @gloriamontgomery6900
      @gloriamontgomery6900 Месяц назад +1

      It was this guy who killed his wife and put her in a vat of acid in his sausage factory. They found a ring and her false teeth which were enough to identify her

    • @mrdanforth3744
      @mrdanforth3744 Месяц назад

      There was a screwball comedy called The Palm Beach Story that had a character called The Weenie King who made his fortune manufacturing weenies.

  • @andrewkillham3946
    @andrewkillham3946 Месяц назад +3

    This story brings tears to my eyes

  • @johnfun3394
    @johnfun3394 Месяц назад +4

    I always wished I was smarter, never outsmarted anyone in my whole life.

  • @spankduncan1114
    @spankduncan1114 Месяц назад +2

    What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?
    No one crys when you cut up an accordion.

  • @djay6651
    @djay6651 19 дней назад +1

    I don't which is greater, THG's love of history or making dad jokes.😅

  • @WYO_Dirtbag
    @WYO_Dirtbag Месяц назад +5

    Shrek would not approve of what these two guys did to mess up the onion market.

  • @timothyhays1817
    @timothyhays1817 Месяц назад +2

    My grandmother would make onion sandwiches. Butter bread with sliced onions.

  • @milosterwheeler2520
    @milosterwheeler2520 Месяц назад +2

    All those onions dumped into the Chicago River must have been a interesting story in themselves.

  • @thomasmacdiarmid8251
    @thomasmacdiarmid8251 Месяц назад +1

    A possible topic for another video - I long ago read in a book that in the 1800s, an investor set about cornering the market for rags used in making paper, but that just as he was completing a major step in the process, wood-pulp paper was made available and the market for rag paper was hopelessly undercut. I have not been able to find further information, and it may be an apocryphal warning story.

  • @saxongreen78
    @saxongreen78 19 дней назад +4

    The very worst of human nature on display...this kind of evil is the reason the World is such a horrible place.

  • @Sniperboy5551
    @Sniperboy5551 Месяц назад +1

    Onions and potatoes, two of the best vegetables. They work with basically anything.

  • @outoftheforest7652
    @outoftheforest7652 Месяц назад +1

    I kind of learned about commodities from TRADING PLACES!

  • @VetsrisAuguste
    @VetsrisAuguste Месяц назад +1

    Every time someone is getting rich, you can guarantee someone somewhere is getting screwed, being exploited or is indentured to make it possible.

  • @anthonyhargis6855
    @anthonyhargis6855 Месяц назад +2

    Shades of "Trading Places." Orange juice, anyone? 🤣

  • @jamesengland7461
    @jamesengland7461 28 дней назад +2

    Onions, salt, butter, eggs. Are you trying to make me hungry? Are you begging the question of bacon?

    • @zyxw2000
      @zyxw2000 12 дней назад

      The four food groups. Onions, salt, butter, eggs.

  • @matta5498
    @matta5498 Месяц назад +5

    Brilliant! Caveat Emptor!

  • @vmitchinson
    @vmitchinson Месяц назад +1

    When I was up north, in the high Artic, people would eat raw spanish onions because they tasted like apples. This happens when you do not eat frest vegetables for a long time.

  • @stevencooper2464
    @stevencooper2464 Месяц назад +2

    A shining example of why Human greed needs to be regulated; heavily regulated, for the benefit of society as a whole.

  • @scotto9591
    @scotto9591 Месяц назад +3

    I really appreciate all the puns you sprinkled throughout this clip. Thank you for all that you do. We learn so much from you😊

  • @valeriehowden471
    @valeriehowden471 Месяц назад +3

    Trading Places is one of my favorite movies.

    • @JimDean002
      @JimDean002 26 дней назад

      I'm sure this video is Billy Ray Valentine approved

  • @edkeaton
    @edkeaton Месяц назад +5

    My best friend thought that he was so smart. He said to me that onions were the only food that made you cry...then I threw a coconut at his face! 😂🧅🥥

  • @jackvoss5841
    @jackvoss5841 Месяц назад +2

    Onions are said to be among the most nutritious of garden vegetables. When I was a kid, Mom would sometimes have a saucer of onion sections on the table. I gnoshed on onion along with other parts of the meal. When I worked with Boy Scouts on canoeing and camping expeditions, I would add onion sections to the meal. The boys liked them, and gobbled them down
    Courtesy of Half Vast Flying

  • @athompso99
    @athompso99 Месяц назад +1

    More puns and bad jokes per square pixel in this episode than any i can remember before!

  • @So-CalNevAri82
    @So-CalNevAri82 Месяц назад +7

    Hey THG, my first time commenting. Love the Channel, great videos. This was a great video, super informative. I love onions, keep up the great content

  • @83jbbentley
    @83jbbentley 24 дня назад +3

    If you ain’t shorting onions and buying puts are you even investing?

  • @johnthiel7422
    @johnthiel7422 Месяц назад +2

    A whole lot of tears were Shedd

  • @timinwsac
    @timinwsac Месяц назад +3

    I'm surprised that Vince didn't end up sleeping with the onions.

  • @Paladin1873
    @Paladin1873 Месяц назад +4

    A lot of onion farmers got skinned.

    • @zyxw2000
      @zyxw2000 12 дней назад

      That's not an appealing story.

    • @Paladin1873
      @Paladin1873 12 дней назад

      @@zyxw2000 🙂

  • @fredherfst8148
    @fredherfst8148 Месяц назад +2

    At a common sleep area, we had one guy who would insist on eating a raw onion sandwich and waft it throughout the dormitory….yuck

  • @psivewri
    @psivewri 22 дня назад

    Take a shot every time there’s a food related pun

  • @erictroxell715
    @erictroxell715 Месяц назад +1

    WHY?? oh why DOES THE HISTORY GUY PEAL BACK EVENTS THAT BRING TEARS TO OUR EYES??? 😂😂

  • @Toastedtasty42
    @Toastedtasty42 Месяц назад +3

    Leave it to humanity to ruin onions with money

  • @nordan00
    @nordan00 Месяц назад +3

    I like onions. They taste good. Sometimes they make me cry, though.

  • @harryschaefer8563
    @harryschaefer8563 Месяц назад +1

    I often traveled with my family on the way to Port Jervis New York, through Pine Island New York, a town known for growing onions, in a broad flat valley of pure black soil. Listening to this episode, I wondered if Pine Island would be mentioned, and was not disappointed. The area is quite beautiful, and it is amazing how black the soil is.

  • @notthefbi7932
    @notthefbi7932 Месяц назад +1

    Probably one the most oddball story I've never heard of,to date 🤔

  • @mellissadalby1402
    @mellissadalby1402 Месяц назад +2

    Mr. Lance, I must say that you MORE THAN earn my devotion to your channel every week.
    You must be a tireless researcher to document so many stories so well with nary a break.
    I am truly in awe.

  • @nowsendindustries8771
    @nowsendindustries8771 Месяц назад +1

    “..obscene outlay of onerous onions..” *chef kiss*

  • @carguybikeguy
    @carguybikeguy Месяц назад +2

    4:23 I am commenting in the middle of the piece to express how delighted and amused I am by your well-placed and accurate puns. Thank you. You remind me of my HS physics teacher. All the dad-joke punny humor one could stomach and I was all there for it. Keep it up!

  • @richardorta8960
    @richardorta8960 Месяц назад

    The fish in the river
    "Now they are seasoning us before they even catch us!"

  • @maximumcow
    @maximumcow Месяц назад +3

    you need a counter down in the corner tracking the puns. the chicken/egg episode would make it explode

  • @lexington476
    @lexington476 Месяц назад +2

    Well, at least the onions I grow in my garden are free and not under contract 😎.

  • @rockforehead3022
    @rockforehead3022 Месяц назад +3

    Onions are perfect. They are without sin.

  • @odetomy
    @odetomy Месяц назад +1

    I never knew there was an onion stock market scandal. lol. I a learning so much from these videos. Thank you so much for making these.

  • @J.A.Smith2397
    @J.A.Smith2397 Месяц назад +2

    That's something to cry about

  • @richwhitaker1506
    @richwhitaker1506 Месяц назад +4

    Sniff sniff?

  • @helenel4126
    @helenel4126 25 дней назад +1

    I'm sure this has been said, but this episode had me weeping.

  • @Foolish188
    @Foolish188 Месяц назад +2

    When I was a teen and working as a dishwasher in a restaurant, I was asked to help by prepping onions. I lasted about 15 minutes.