Make Skyrim BEATABLE Again (with vampire lords)
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- Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
- Your move @ymfah
(This is an April Fools challenge run with slightly tongue-in-cheek commentary and some bugs related to vampire lords)
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Music: • Vampire Lords Soundtrack
Chapters:
00:00 - Early Game
01:43 - Raising the Unnest Dead
04:17 - Untouchable Undead
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I love how pretty much every action described here is more difficult than beating the main questline on novice
No
@@HafJaf ye
@@Sickliff Not the 1 like ratio on poor Haffa Jaffa :(((
"Once you crashed your game at least once"
In spite of this being an april fools video, this part is spot on.
The difficulty might be novice, but the gameplay is legendary. You're the closest anyone's ever gotten to actually beating this game.
I agree, resto looping really brings out the unique flavor of each build and isn't just a blanket solution to every problem you can encounter. 11 years later, it still feels as fresh as the first time it was discovered.
I actually accidentally came across the naked vampire lord glitch on my first every Dawnguard playthrough that didn't involve USSEP. Seeing it featured here makes me feel like a professional exploiter.
Aye, it's mostly seen as an inconvenience to any unfortunate enough to encounter it on accident.
The fact that “only seasoned veterans have beaten the mainquest” isn’t even inaccurate kills me
So does the whalebridge.
I have nearly a thousand hours across versions and I don't think I've ever beaten the main quest lmao. I get bored, go off doing sidequests, make a new character, and repeat
I bet we will see Ymfah using these tricks in a future video :)
Maybe he'll put me in the description next time, ha!
@@Sickliff hope so!
Perhaps mittensquad will take an idea and forget to credit you in his description.
this is so funny, the way the glitch names pop on screen with the ymfah font and effects is hilarious, as is your humor in general. very happy to have found your channel again!
Glad to have you!
0:36
You could also choose the Stormclokes because the Empire are Colonial Authoritarians at the behest of the Aldmeri Dominion (And maybe also racist against Nords).
Politically, I'm a thalmor sympathiser. Religiously I believe in talos and always get his
blessings.
It takes 3 braincells to realize that the Empire and the Thalmor are both biding time for war again. The Aldmeri Dominion has no real control over anyone. Even the Altmer of the Summerset Isles are rebelling against the Aldmeri high council for allowing the Thalmor to essentially usurp authority.
That rebellion is the whole reason the White-Gold Concordat happened in the first place. The Thalmor were struggling to fight the Empire, maintain authority in the Summerset Isles, and prepare for conflict with the Redguards all at the same time.
Add in the general hostility of the Argonians and the continually ignored requests to Elsweyr for an alliance and you'll see that the Thalmors' backs were against a wall and they needed to do something to quell the domestic dissent and silence claims that they were basically pissing off the entire planet on their ridiculous religious crusade for racial superiority.
The Empire has no plans to serve the Thalmor. They're playing nice for now until they have the strength and allies to take them to task again. And if the Nords weren't so incredibly blinded by honor, hatred against everything not human, and tradition.... They might be able to see the political landscape beyond their front yard and recognize the signs of the coming storm.
But you know, Ulfric and his lust for power over the province takes precedence over thinking for more than a few years out. If the Jarls actually had brains their head, they would drop the honor BS, convene a moot, get their affairs in order, and make a bid for real independence by leveraging their strategic value and resources with the Empire for their eventual second conflict with the Thalmor.
They could legitimately win independence by allying with the Empire in their fight against the Thalmor and simultaneously prove they deserve said sovereignty by being a leader in the second conflict with affirmative and proactive action.
But nope. Nords and their Honor make them unable to actually use their brains. They'd rather swing maces at a stone wall until it breaks because using the gate is "for the weak".
@@zeropolicy7456
I like this direction. Skyrim definitely deserves independence as a sovereign state, and winning it by taking proactive action as an ally to the Empire is a good way to both regain sovereignty and maintain positive relations with the largest state on the continent (who also shares one of their borders...).
@@zeropolicy7456 This is what the empire gets for letting the Argonians invade morrowind
@@zeropolicy7456This actually makes Elenwyn's presence during season unending rather interesting, perhaps she didnt care as much for the white gold concordat and more about the prevention of an alliance against the aldmeri doninion.
skyrim is the darksouls of roleplaying games because its near impossible to roleplay, haha
Erm... excuse me?
"Captain" Farengar?
ymfah meets Mitten Squad
I love methods like this, but without glitching you can also beat Skyrim easily.
How to beat Skyrim easily:
Be female Orc to get access to Berserker Rage and doing 20% more damage to the opposite sex.
Then, collect ALL of this:
Werewolf Vampire Lord necromage: 25% bonus to buffs and debuffs.
Berserker Rage: 2x damage 90 sec.
Cicero's Clothes: 20% One-handed.
Cicero's Gloves: 2x sneak attack.
Backstab perk: 6x sneak attack.
Silent Roll + Critical Charge: sprinting power attack 2x damage.
Marksman perk 5: 2x One-handed.
Ring: Fortify One-handed.
Boots: Fortify One-handed.
Amulet: Fortify One-handed.
Seeker of Might: Combat skills 10%.
Stalhrim Mace: Chaos + Frost.
Fortify Destruction potion.
Fortify One-handed potion.
Dragon Aspect Shout:
+25% power attack.
Agent of Dibella: 10% damage opposite sex.
Lovers Insight: 10% damage opposite sex.
Blessing of Boethiah: 10% one-handed.
Poison: Jarrin Root + Crimson Nirnroot + River Betty.
Marked for Death shout
Pacify, until after 60 seconds MFD had weakened the enemy.
Reverse Pickpocket a Weakness to poison and Slow effect: Deathbell + Sabrecat Tooth + River Betty.
Bone Wolf Revenge Perk:
25% bonus to buffs and debuffs.
Potions and poisons made with Ingredients from Rare Curios. Fortify Enchanting can go up to +111% this way.
Set game to Novice to do two times as much damage.
And... I think that's it.
Well, that's certainly a lot of cheese. Overdraw doesn't affect melee weapons though. You may have thought that because Fortify Marksman potions do affect all physical damage. Also, you end up getting 1.21x damage to the opposite sex because the bonuses stack multiplicatively.
@@Sickliff Yes, they do indeed. And I certainly went over the top here - but at least I got your attention, so yay!
Lol the commentary is brilliant! Love this
God damnit, absolutely beautiful video, brings a tear to my eye
Man, that windshear looks so much cooler than the normal one
No cap I believe I may have come up with a decent foundation for absolutely destroying Skyrim.
Necromage headass vampire with the Bloodworm Helm: using Bloodthirst in left hand, plus Mehrunes Razor (or Windshear for Miraak & Karstaag as they are immune to the insta-kill effect) in the right hand and both Dual Flurry perks, followed by a pet Bonewolf and Alchemy Resto Loops to craft stupid Fortify Alteration and Illusion Potions for the combined use of Ring of the Wind + the Slow Time shout.
Considering just how bonkers a paralysis enchanted dagger was with just the Necromage vampire + bloodworm helm+ Bloodthirst dual fkurry setup, I expect this to be astronomical lunacy.
Based and Nordpilled
But how did you beat the frost troll on your way to the greybeards?
With my legs.
Damn, this was a good video. You deserve way more views!
Thank you
Why didnt you just use Windshear: The Best Weapon in the Game (TM)
Oh shoot, must have overlooked that. Well, I don't know if that would have given me an edge in the end, but it would have given me an edge on the sword.
I've actually never never besten Skyrim because of how large the game is
I've beaten the main quest but didn't bother with dlcs
0:33 Ye (for the Empire)
Brilliant
You was so close
I ran tests with the glitched vampire lord human form, but I find that the invincible status is inconsistent (sometimes happens, some times not). Is there a specific action to perform in order to get it?
Make sure you're a stage one vampire. If you're a higher stage, the screen will turn red before reverting form, and this delay can prevent the bug from working. Otherwise, I'm unsure of why it wouldn't work.
Is there actually a way to survive the instakill lightning bolt in sovngarde, Without glitching past it?
You can actually outheal the damage, but the doors in front of the hall just kill you instantly
@@Sickliff interesting to know, lol
Great video! But what is a Skyrim?
It's kinda like run escape
wtf wass the lite strike killing you ????? akatosh just slap you ????
What if you wanted to kill Alduin, but God said "no"?
shor actually
I struggle to see what any of this has to do with your overwhelming support for the Russian Federation.
Sly political comment 0:32
I think that the "stormcloaks are racist" bit is a little shakey, and nationalism isn't bad/a strictly stormcloak trait.
Hi, this was an April Fools video and nothing I said was meant to be taken seriously.
@@Sickliff No offense taken or anything king, just speaking generally. I love your videos and this tiny nitpick about the politics of a videogame won't change that.
@@EnjoyerofSpinach Oh no worries, glad you enjoy the videos!
Idk man, supporting imperialism and colonialism seems like a bad look.
Is this a joke?? I'm comfused
This was an april fools video from last year
Sick of people dissing stormcloaks it's about controlling your county own country
Stormcloaks: (defend themselves from religious persecution and ritualistic slaughter)
Imbeciles: DEY WACIST!! 🤡💩