i became a TAXI DRIVER

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @supahotramen776
    @supahotramen776 4 года назад +1047

    video isn’t going as planned
    Lazar: we got fresh in the game now

  • @jackl9068
    @jackl9068 4 года назад +1629

    Does anyone remember when he rescued people in storm with a golf cart. Memories. That vid was great.

    • @urielmedrano2101
      @urielmedrano2101 4 года назад +52

      Neon J remember when he played as a medic on 50v50 when the medic skins came out on season five.

    • @urielmedrano2101
      @urielmedrano2101 4 года назад +13

      Or the c4 golf cart video. With Lannan and lachy

    • @jackl9068
      @jackl9068 4 года назад +2

      Etham Moore Same 😢

    • @msriley9999
      @msriley9999 4 года назад +8

      The medic challenge

    • @ashwinkishor4552
      @ashwinkishor4552 4 года назад +8

      The Medic in 50v50 was sick

  • @rexzy6584
    @rexzy6584 4 года назад +148

    Can we just appreciate her not killing him

    • @JaBeenWavyyy
      @JaBeenWavyyy 4 года назад

      I Know self promoting is bad but i posted a vid on how to double your views on youtube. It can really help you out on vids

    • @VisibleIguess
      @VisibleIguess 4 года назад +1

      Yes let’s appreciate

  • @Smackenty
    @Smackenty 2 года назад +86

    I love how Fresh is just trying to sweat, meanwhile lannan comes along like: TAXI WHOLE GAME!!!

    • @pork9
      @pork9 Год назад +1

      *sweet

    • @user-rv5tg1uf4g
      @user-rv5tg1uf4g 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah 😂 😂😂 we need to get 69 likes

  • @Vragondrew
    @Vragondrew 4 года назад +661

    Recomment:
    Imagine Being Able To Drive The Reboot Van
    'Its An Ambulance'

  • @nfaoldboy823
    @nfaoldboy823 4 года назад +715

    Who else randomly found lannan one day and now watches him regularly

  • @kellanschwartz6222
    @kellanschwartz6222 4 года назад +302

    Uber Lazarbeam: *You Are Getting A 1 Star!*
    You know its bad when the rider gets the 1 star

    • @hooos7146
      @hooos7146 4 года назад +3

      uber drivers rate the passengers in real life

    • @divelen
      @divelen 4 года назад +3

      what about the fu##

    • @Zatracore
      @Zatracore 4 года назад

      He actually got 0 stars

  • @theparanormalparagraphs1495
    @theparanormalparagraphs1495 2 года назад +63

    Imagine having a friend like fresh, that would make memes so much easier.

  • @justabeannn3965
    @justabeannn3965 4 года назад +345

    Demogorgan: I’m mobile now
    Will Byers: * sweats nervously *

    • @sadierichardson2158
      @sadierichardson2158 4 года назад +10

      BaConAtoR touches neck😨

    • @livbain4273
      @livbain4273 4 года назад +4

      are we gonna talk about how noah schnapp (the actor of will byers) is like so hot now?😌😔 also i know this is tmi but it had to be said

    • @jackcallow1666
      @jackcallow1666 4 года назад +1

      Olivia Bain bruh

    • @JC-le4dy
      @JC-le4dy 4 года назад

      @Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 Stfu, you just want views

    • @Shortsvids744
      @Shortsvids744 4 года назад +1

      🅦🅗🅞 🅦🅐🅝🅣🅢 🅣🅞 🅑🅔 🅜🅨 1🅢🅣 🅢🅤🅑😔😔😔😪😢😢😪😞😞🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @adifinn9615
    @adifinn9615 4 года назад +102

    This proves how no one can have fun anymore if I saw someone in a taxi honking their horn I would get in straight away and vibe with them

    • @MB-bi3ox
      @MB-bi3ox 4 года назад +2

      Honestly.

    • @v7nny3
      @v7nny3 4 года назад

      That's true but if you think about it some one with there head sticking out of a taxi window shooting the driver in the face that's hilarious so it is fun you just have to look at it in stupid ways

    • @aaronbyrne7533
      @aaronbyrne7533 4 года назад +1

      Same I just wish people would have fun and not sweat their asses off

    • @zakward1110
      @zakward1110 4 года назад

      Of course you would

    • @ahaha272
      @ahaha272 4 года назад

      Adi Finn it’s a battle royale not taxi simulator

  • @msudawgs1964
    @msudawgs1964 4 года назад +83

    Lannan: I have been giving this girl a taxi ride for all game!
    *Me, an intellectual: Fake Taxi™*

  • @LostSendHelp_YT
    @LostSendHelp_YT Год назад +7

    The good old days

  • @maxdunner2437
    @maxdunner2437 4 года назад +1321

    Idea:
    Be a gas station worker and fill peoples cars when they come by
    Edit: omg i have never had this much support thank you all. You made my day

    • @ergslfc7118
      @ergslfc7118 4 года назад +13

      Yyyyeeeewsss

    • @georgesutton4671
      @georgesutton4671 4 года назад +10

      Done that

    • @traceyslatter8143
      @traceyslatter8143 4 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 4 года назад +10

      Bro no one gonna let him people don't chill even in unvaulted

    • @maxdunner2437
      @maxdunner2437 4 года назад +6

      LeapingSure 91 actually i got this idae from i game i was in where i was driving a truck and there was someone holding the pump and filled up my car i then carried them to circle and we parted

  • @Rabby-zw3bu
    @Rabby-zw3bu 4 года назад +300

    The legend him self is back

  • @massukkax
    @massukkax 4 года назад +221

    You should do this:
    -go to a public place with your car
    -park the car and go to the backseat
    -see if anyone notices you
    (Btw my opponents didnt see me so i got a free ride :D)

  • @sento5671
    @sento5671 4 года назад +131

    2:15 didn’t realise that Uber drivers gave stars to their customers

  • @nathanalvares
    @nathanalvares 4 года назад +119

    Epic games: *adds cars *
    Everyone: " I am speed"

  • @ThatAussiePingu
    @ThatAussiePingu 4 года назад +251

    It is sad that only a few people actually got in the taxi with him.

    • @2008.liftspdf
      @2008.liftspdf 4 года назад +3

      @russ7590 russ7590 u right u right

    • @chiclelatina9702
      @chiclelatina9702 4 года назад +3

      You can't make friends anymore in random solos

    • @asparagusperson
      @asparagusperson 4 года назад +1

      @russ7590 russ7590 or there just a sweat

    • @derrickpattenjr7600
      @derrickpattenjr7600 4 года назад

      IKR he was trying to carry them to victory but they walked and died

    • @derrickpattenjr7600
      @derrickpattenjr7600 4 года назад

      russ7590 russ7590 oh it’s just helping them get around the map faster

  • @kaoniceli7096
    @kaoniceli7096 4 года назад +351

    Lazarbeam: Taxis are for delivering people, not for killing!
    Me: Then deliver him to Hell!

  • @Timpanogos_RC_Crawlers
    @Timpanogos_RC_Crawlers 4 года назад +62

    Fresh: blows up a truck
    “Boiiii”

    • @LoganGamings
      @LoganGamings 4 года назад

      Is there a nice person in these comments that want to like my most recent video? Sub too maybe?Thanks 🙏

    • @Hi-zs4se
      @Hi-zs4se 4 года назад +2

      Logan Gamings pls don’t spam

  • @_sickaduck
    @_sickaduck 4 года назад +374

    Challenge: Escort the presiden. one special car like a truck and the other can be black cars to protect.
    Go from a destination to another from like Retail Row to Slurpy Swamp.
    Good Idea?

    • @jai4648
      @jai4648 4 года назад +6

      THE 4LEX im a potato

    • @farooqmohammed316
      @farooqmohammed316 4 года назад +3

      Forza fanboy

    • @0of103
      @0of103 4 года назад +2

      TGF Boxyalarm stop self promoting

    • @0of103
      @0of103 4 года назад

      THE 4LEX and no

    • @nk10yt7
      @nk10yt7 4 года назад

      THE 4LEX so good

  • @michaelslegalfan708
    @michaelslegalfan708 4 года назад +318

    Walk in on fresh and say “are you winning son”

  • @lucas.kalabza
    @lucas.kalabza Год назад +5

    Miss these days

  • @a_person_of_all_time
    @a_person_of_all_time 4 года назад +253

    “Imagine you are just looting the house in P.P. And a demogorgon in a pickup truck wants you to get in his car”
    Welcome to 2020 Fortnite

    • @samuel4386
      @samuel4386 4 года назад

      W e l c o m e

    • @astrolightingyt4531
      @astrolightingyt4531 4 года назад +3

      How to get likes : just copy what laser beam says >

    • @vectorpl2667
      @vectorpl2667 4 года назад +1

      Hey thats good idea

    • @nellicious1193
      @nellicious1193 4 года назад

      Imagine being the try hard that kills the demogorgon

    • @kristof3333
      @kristof3333 4 года назад

      It's 2020 anything can happen

  • @gooby2605
    @gooby2605 4 года назад +366

    Try doing something like a “free candy” car and make people get in then drive it off the edge or to your friends to kill them. Edit: woah thats alot of likes

  • @ngoctat955
    @ngoctat955 4 года назад +15

    8:54 imagine your parents heard that

  • @LightLock
    @LightLock 4 года назад +15

    I remember the first time I drove one of those cars was in salty. I found a fellow first timer and we just raced around the map all game. We were the last 2 he let me have the dub. I will forever be in that person's debt.

  • @lizlenpunzalan2939
    @lizlenpunzalan2939 4 года назад +347

    Mechanics: You need the right tools to fix a car
    Fortnite: *FIRE*

  • @markowyd5099
    @markowyd5099 4 года назад +53

    "Its about time for taxis to fight back"
    Lanan
    Its reminds me off the regular show when rigby was attacked by a taxi 🚕

    • @trillwill9735
      @trillwill9735 4 года назад +3

      Ello governor

    • @mavrickgomez9079
      @mavrickgomez9079 4 года назад

      Ello Govnor

    • @lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990
      @lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990 4 года назад

      @@mavrickgomez9079 ello, ... governor. Cursed taxi. That type of idea could be used for fortnitemares. Where the cars become sentient and try to eliminate you

    • @jai4648
      @jai4648 4 года назад

      Im a potato

    • @boxy2441
      @boxy2441 4 года назад

      People are like omg you self promote but the thing is you only live once and if my dreams becomes true then i will feel happy so plz get me to 900 subs plz thx💙💜❤️🧡. Plz.

  • @riftzz2516
    @riftzz2516 4 года назад +117

    Am I the only person who would play along and wouldn't shoot in a public game like this.

  • @RexLayZz
    @RexLayZz 4 года назад +128

    Lannan's every vid when he can't beat his own idea "I hired my son to make people go night night forever"😂

  • @casdewild5605
    @casdewild5605 4 года назад +635

    imagine these sweaty kids watching this video and realizing that they just refused a ride from lazarbeam

    • @jaacbo6079
      @jaacbo6079 4 года назад +20

      They would be like omg I’m sooooooo sorry and I would of said stfu dumb ass

    • @Highly-kl5du
      @Highly-kl5du 4 года назад +3

      Cas de Wild who is laserBeam? I’ve only heard of lazarbeam

    • @jaacbo6079
      @jaacbo6079 4 года назад +4

      Sweat Owns shark are you drunk it says lazerbeam

    • @jaxmeteur
      @jaxmeteur 4 года назад +1

      It’s still wrong tho

    • @casdewild5605
      @casdewild5605 4 года назад +2

      Enter Name-here _________- yes i know

  • @MrClean-lz5qo
    @MrClean-lz5qo 4 года назад +60

    LazarBeam: I like how I’ve been a driver for this women the whole game
    The internet: SIMP!!!

    • @KingFlame-dh8rs
      @KingFlame-dh8rs 4 года назад +1

      208 Dragonman hes just being a good taxi

  • @fubukiYuuji
    @fubukiYuuji 4 года назад +103

    Henchman: “oh no! I’m gonna be late to work”
    Lazarbeam: Drives next to the henchman
    Also Lazarbeam: “may I yeet you to your destination?”

  • @Shh102
    @Shh102 4 года назад +57

    They need to bring back 50 v 50 and bring in an ambulance so lazar can redo his old vid about being a fortnite nurse

  • @yostatikx
    @yostatikx 4 года назад +40

    He should have gone into team rumble and carried people to zone like what he did in season 5.

    • @coltm-bg5xg
      @coltm-bg5xg 4 года назад

      Yes he should have

    • @ActiveFire533
      @ActiveFire533 4 года назад

      unfortunately cars are disabled in team rumble

  • @fewl6935
    @fewl6935 4 года назад +358

    Everyone: there was a glitch where cars fly into space
    Jojo fans: Kars...

    • @lajosnagy9154
      @lajosnagy9154 4 года назад +13

      Ah a man of culture

    • @AlfieIngram
      @AlfieIngram 4 года назад +4

      ah yes ultimate lifeform who get bitch slapped to space

    • @Scp-x3bgo
      @Scp-x3bgo 4 года назад +3

      Is that a Jojo reference

    • @lajosnagy9154
      @lajosnagy9154 4 года назад +5

      Your next line is: Is this a JoJo reference?

    • @Mega-yo6nx
      @Mega-yo6nx 4 года назад +4

      Is this a JoJo reference?

  • @DrDino4200
    @DrDino4200 4 месяца назад +41

    Back when cars were fun😢

  • @randompersononthenet806
    @randompersononthenet806 4 года назад +83

    lannan before now: Striked on RUclips for a 3 year old video
    lannan after now: Banned on Fortnite for _teaming_
    **it's just amazing how he just cares about our entertainment and does all this for us**

    • @Ratmans-clone
      @Ratmans-clone 4 года назад

      Lannan after now just doesn’t sound right

    • @Ratmans-clone
      @Ratmans-clone 4 года назад

      Sorry had to go and travel

  • @Alan_Sabanero
    @Alan_Sabanero 4 года назад +66

    Every other game: adds cars when the game releases
    Fortnite: finally adds cars after 3 years of release

    • @subtokagey2494
      @subtokagey2494 4 года назад

      *Yo, Kagey Life posts montages, you should check him out* 🥰

    • @dramey
      @dramey 4 года назад +4

      Sub To Kagey STOP WHAT YOUR DOING IS WRONG

    • @kaz_50
      @kaz_50 4 года назад +1

      @@dramey just block him chill

    • @dramey
      @dramey 4 года назад +2

      H ook yea I know but I hate people who have alts to self promote there channels and then they get thousands of subs from it.

    • @dramey
      @dramey 4 года назад

      Alan Sabanero no not you the self promoter that’s called Sub to Kagey. I wouldn’t be rude to anyone for no reason your doing absolutely nothing wrong.

  • @chickenoven4825
    @chickenoven4825 4 года назад +267

    Lazarbeam: becomes an online taxi driver
    RUclips: this deserves trending

    • @sirbearbotbear5087
      @sirbearbotbear5087 4 года назад +9

      RUclips didnt do it it was people

    • @kyu_4159
      @kyu_4159 4 года назад +3

      @@BearFingerz LMAOOOO

    • @rustxidoesstuff9689
      @rustxidoesstuff9689 4 года назад +1

      Chicken Oven ur one like NIIIIIIIIIIIICE

    • @waynewildridge6023
      @waynewildridge6023 4 года назад +1

      XD has to be true

    • @joelsayshi
      @joelsayshi 4 года назад +2

      Chicken Oven
      RUclips doesnt do it, they put him on the trending list because of us watching it

  • @cullenasher8644
    @cullenasher8644 4 года назад +89

    Fresh: cranks 90s to kill a person
    Lazarbeam: YOU GET A ONE STAR REVIEW

    • @JaBeenWavyyy
      @JaBeenWavyyy 4 года назад

      I Know self promoting is bad but i posted a vid on how to double your views on youtube. It can really help you out on vids

    • @scypio8191
      @scypio8191 4 года назад +2

      @@mohammadathar1776 You're a kid then.

  • @marnsw
    @marnsw 4 года назад +50

    The cars came out
    Lazarbeam:I want five of them!

  • @maracid5060
    @maracid5060 4 года назад +9

    Fresh: Gets 20 kills 😐
    Lazarbeam: Gets one kill 😱

  • @realausome
    @realausome 4 года назад +287

    Passenger: **gets in** sweet free taxi.
    LazarBeam: **drives towards storm**
    Passenger: *Woah woah woah, hey hey, HEY!*

  • @justdann_
    @justdann_ 4 года назад +59

    More vids on board, decades of years left till we lose him so let’s make him the happiest person in the world and let’s make him 100mil

  • @restinpiecees
    @restinpiecees 4 года назад +97

    Missed opportunity to include a subtle fake taxi intro lol

    • @BendMax
      @BendMax 4 года назад +2

      Same idea

    • @hitchy0755
      @hitchy0755 4 года назад

      When he was streaming with fresh he was talking about it

    • @hitchy0755
      @hitchy0755 4 года назад

      @@restinpiecees he just said that fresh was riding in the fake taxi

    • @hitchy0755
      @hitchy0755 4 года назад

      @@restinpiecees it was a video from 3 years ago

  • @Xman305
    @Xman305 2 года назад +8

    Fresh and beams conversations are hysterical 😂

  • @theinsanememes
    @theinsanememes 4 года назад +70

    Lazarbeam: is the type of person who doesn't care about RUclips Rules

    • @alsoduke991
      @alsoduke991 4 года назад +8

      You are the type of bot to spam many comments all at once.

    • @Da_Kenzie
      @Da_Kenzie 4 года назад

      And you too

    • @blancacampos9948
      @blancacampos9948 4 года назад

      Duke you legend

  • @pattibeamer2248
    @pattibeamer2248 4 года назад +250

    Lazerbeam:being a taxi driver
    Fortntie: due to an issue we have temporarily disabled taxis

    • @Bubs-_-
      @Bubs-_- 4 года назад

      @Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 OK I will

    • @Buddy.Johnston
      @Buddy.Johnston 4 года назад +4

      Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 you’re weird

    • @RandomSykoGLOBAL
      @RandomSykoGLOBAL 4 года назад

      Why are you soooooooo late brow

    • @luckyducky5213
      @luckyducky5213 4 года назад +1

      Random Syko well you are here too... so...

    • @alirammi
      @alirammi 4 года назад

      Buddy Johnston but weird in a good way 😁

  • @lldzoll
    @lldzoll 4 года назад +37

    Me: A casual update night waiting for lannan’s livestream
    Lannan: 👀

  • @alexabrad9715
    @alexabrad9715 4 года назад +33

    6:34 what the heck I didn’t know that you could do that

    • @rapker5664
      @rapker5664 4 года назад

      Check out my RUclips

    • @l3g1tfad34
      @l3g1tfad34 4 года назад +1

      @@rapker5664 stop saying that on every comment

    • @l3g1tfad34
      @l3g1tfad34 4 года назад

      Same

  • @radicalescapist
    @radicalescapist 4 года назад +213

    Lazarbeam in 12 hours:
    *Due to your recent actions you have been banned for:* _Teaming_

  • @demonboi4601
    @demonboi4601 4 года назад +347

    Runs people over....
    Lazar: “I envy you!”

    • @ryzxr
      @ryzxr 4 года назад +1

      Demon Boi I you

    • @mdmunahid
      @mdmunahid 4 года назад +1

      Joshua Eden lol

    • @Jozuro55
      @Jozuro55 4 года назад +1

      I really enjoy lazar's vids, I hope people can say the same about mine in the future

  • @Charl_Ed
    @Charl_Ed 4 года назад +23

    So glad to hear you didn’t have COVID Lannan :) Stay safe everyone ♥️

  • @60ksubswithvideoschallenge44
    @60ksubswithvideoschallenge44 4 года назад +158

    LazarBeam: is the type of person who don’t care about RUclips rules

    • @swtmoon6072
      @swtmoon6072 4 года назад +2

      50K Subs With 1 Video Challenge subbed

    • @mechanicalturkproductions7349
      @mechanicalturkproductions7349 4 года назад +4

      @@swtmoon6072 lemme guess. Ur a bot too?
      Edit: oh look. Beneath my reply lies another bot comment. This is a clever way to grow a sub farm, and the effectiveness is only increased by these other bots replying. When you see this shit going on, report it for commercial or spam

    • @hiroshiefren1751
      @hiroshiefren1751 4 года назад +1

      lèna subbed

    • @hiroshiefren1751
      @hiroshiefren1751 4 года назад +1

      Subbed

    • @banksfrasier1386
      @banksfrasier1386 4 года назад +1

      @@mechanicalturkproductions7349 yep your right

  • @SunderDeluxe
    @SunderDeluxe Месяц назад +7

    Anyone else getting this recommended October 2024??💀

  • @nimaburgard4918
    @nimaburgard4918 4 года назад +140

    Ever since lazarbeam kissed craytor he has been growing a weird moustache

  • @thiccree946
    @thiccree946 4 года назад +57

    At this point I've already made plans to move to Australia

    • @4dinosaurs963
      @4dinosaurs963 4 года назад +1

      THICC REE sameeee

    • @galaxygaming2433
      @galaxygaming2433 4 года назад

      Same

    • @Ihatemaluspumila99
      @Ihatemaluspumila99 4 года назад +2

      thats kinda creepy
      sounds like ur gonna move to austrailia just to see him everyday and stalk him and start eating the food he eats and start saying the stuff hes says

    • @kzwei2
      @kzwei2 4 года назад

      THICC REE way ahead of you mate

    • @felixbarber96
      @felixbarber96 4 года назад

      Hehe yee Y’all i dont mean to be annoying but I’m trying to get to 100 subscribers by September could u help me out?

  • @zackyisdumb8208
    @zackyisdumb8208 4 года назад +39

    “HEY TAXI” (taxi pulls up) me,”hey, I look threw the window it’s a demogorgin ,me, ima head out

    • @baba9609
      @baba9609 4 года назад +2

      Just a quick comment edit for u.
      Me: "HEY TAXI!"
      *taxi pulls up*
      Me: "Hey."
      Also me: *looks through window*
      Once again me: "Its a demogorgon!"
      Me again: "Ight, ima head out."
      This was just to help u.

  • @battle.lightning
    @battle.lightning 11 месяцев назад +1

    No way this was 3 years ago, the nostalgia is crazy

  • @jett1383
    @jett1383 4 года назад +128

    Nobody:
    Lazar: the Uber driver reveiws you

    • @rrohbot
      @rrohbot 4 года назад +4

      In Mother Russia, we do not review Uber driver, Uber driver reviews us

    • @AbdullahKhan-on1hy
      @AbdullahKhan-on1hy 4 года назад +4

      @@rrohbot * In Mother Russia, you dont review Uber, Uber reviews you *

    • @ThatGuy-er5yt
      @ThatGuy-er5yt 4 года назад +2

      Lisа -f*ск_ме- ТАР.ОN-MY_PIС stfu

    • @paradoxsweeps396
      @paradoxsweeps396 4 года назад +2

      Yea the Uber driver reviews your spelling and it gave you a 1/10

    • @IlyasKhurshidov
      @IlyasKhurshidov 4 года назад

      Check out my recent & let me know! be sure to subscribe!

  • @theplushkingoftsumtsum785
    @theplushkingoftsumtsum785 4 года назад +53

    Lazarbeam during in-game:
    "They see me rolling, They hating"

  • @usalax76
    @usalax76 4 года назад +69

    6:36 So whenever my Jeep has a problem i just need to park it next to a campfire?? Why tf have i been wasting money taking it to the garage when i could just light a fire next to it?? 🤯🤯

    • @danyal_haider
      @danyal_haider 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @joe.s2222
      @joe.s2222 4 года назад

      Маry [ꜰ*ᴄᴋ ᴍᴇ] ТАР.0N.MY-РIC
      😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

    • @jai4648
      @jai4648 4 года назад

      Im a potato

    • @boxy2441
      @boxy2441 4 года назад

      People are like omg you self promote but the thing is you only live once and if my dreams becomes true then i will feel happy so plz get me to 900 subs plz thx💙💜❤️🧡. Plz.

  • @supramajor
    @supramajor 4 года назад +39

    lazarbeam as a taxi: alright' mate your uber is here
    The sweats: destroys the uber and ruins the fun
    sweats are a kill counter

  • @stevecha789
    @stevecha789 4 года назад +32

    The power of the taxi made a purple charged shotty rather than a purple pistol Come out of the supply drop

  • @itzyeboii6209
    @itzyeboii6209 4 года назад +269

    lazar beam as a RUclips millionaire: "i wanna be an uber driver"

  • @hunters4754
    @hunters4754 4 года назад +460

    Something tells me he isn’t a registered taxi driver, one could say this is a *fake taxi*

    • @armanzarei32
      @armanzarei32 4 года назад +35

      Hmmmmmmmmm to be fair fresh didn't pay his fare with money

    • @radicalescapist
      @radicalescapist 4 года назад +6

      2:04 that's probably why that kid started shooting 💀

    • @jacobbrownski314
      @jacobbrownski314 4 года назад

      @@LoganGamings sure why not

    • @zhayonsagel7396
      @zhayonsagel7396 4 года назад +6

      Omg, children watch this hunter😂😂

    • @LoganGamings
      @LoganGamings 4 года назад

      Jacob Brown thanks

  • @justjustin1774
    @justjustin1774 4 года назад +2

    Quick tip you can use campfires to heal cars

  • @shadowxide2167
    @shadowxide2167 4 года назад +21

    U carryed fresh... that is the most amazing thing i have ever seen

  • @thezig9092
    @thezig9092 4 года назад +30

    2:15 Lazarbeam trying to rate the customer’s performance

  • @frodtherock
    @frodtherock 4 года назад +54

    When you realize that there’s been less sweats since the cars release...

  • @joviplays24
    @joviplays24 8 месяцев назад +2

    I was sick with the flu, so I was off school for a week. I watched these videos every single day😭

    • @tsworth4094
      @tsworth4094 8 месяцев назад +1

      Same g🎉😢😂😮❤😅🎉😊😢

    • @bradbrowne4987
      @bradbrowne4987 8 месяцев назад +1

      lol the classic find a yt channel and binge the entire thing

  • @meebo7775
    @meebo7775 4 года назад +17

    0:03 he was spiting bars lowkey

    • @felixbarber96
      @felixbarber96 4 года назад +1

      @i love pizza yess bro lmao. Btw i loveee pizza to ha. Also i dont mean to be annoying but I’m trying to get to 100 subscribers by September could u help me out?

    • @meebo7775
      @meebo7775 4 года назад

      @@felixbarber96 i got u

    • @felixbarber96
      @felixbarber96 4 года назад +1

      i love pizza thx bro

  • @Yourboiturtle
    @Yourboiturtle 4 года назад +421

    “This is a fast and furious movie!” *tokyo drift music starts*

  • @16s.a.i
    @16s.a.i 4 года назад +168

    Petition for LazarBeam to bring back the old intro “g’day g’day bloody legends” EDIT:TYSM FOR THE LIKES:)

    • @Devilsaur
      @Devilsaur 4 года назад +3

      Bdawg 910 hi person with an actual brain

    • @gameaholic3271
      @gameaholic3271 4 года назад +1

      Petition signed

    • @dylangasko
      @dylangasko 4 года назад +1

      I would sign

    • @16s.a.i
      @16s.a.i 4 года назад

      Gameaholic let’s go!

    • @Jozuro55
      @Jozuro55 4 года назад +1

      I really enjoy lazar's vids, I hope people can say the same about mine in the future 🙏🙏

  • @Chance-s1u
    @Chance-s1u 2 месяца назад +1

    Hello lazerbeam you helped me mentally and almost physically i was suffering from depression and almost killed myself and your videos brung me back to my good days and I’m hoping that you can see this

  • @adolfogalicia9978
    @adolfogalicia9978 4 года назад +74

    Lannan: it’s fake taxi time
    Fresh: wait wha?
    Enemy: I wanna watch

    • @j_k7769
      @j_k7769 4 года назад

      ?

    • @leonedwards4940
      @leonedwards4940 4 года назад +1

      @Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 weird self promo but ok

    • @RedTailedfox551
      @RedTailedfox551 4 года назад

      U know what a fake taxi dose right?

    • @RedTailedfox551
      @RedTailedfox551 4 года назад

      @Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 um no coz u would probably report me

    • @fourguysenterprises
      @fourguysenterprises 4 года назад

      Ïm ĶëvïņB 3, I just lost 3 and a half brain cells whilst reading your selfpromotion.

  • @DELTAfrostgun
    @DELTAfrostgun 4 года назад +119

    Lazar’s taxi was delivering people straight to the grave...

  • @theinsanememes
    @theinsanememes 4 года назад +48

    Lannan: Posts
    Everyone: Rushes straight to comments

    • @dariooooooo5
      @dariooooooo5 4 года назад +6

      Lannan: post
      People: time to comment the same thing for the millionth time BIEACHES

    • @gustavol1277
      @gustavol1277 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @ayushmanbansal424
      @ayushmanbansal424 4 года назад +1

      Stfu

    • @carltrooper2122
      @carltrooper2122 4 года назад

      @@LoganGamings STOP SPAMMING YOU BOT

    • @spiderlifter
      @spiderlifter 4 года назад

      shut up this isnt funny especially after spamming this so many times

  • @LuxuryWax
    @LuxuryWax 10 месяцев назад +2

    5:52 Fresh builds an entire 3 story house in 2 seconds and then wonders why the guy runs away lmaooo 😭😭😭

  • @branhall759
    @branhall759 4 года назад +122

    Lannan: “Mount Franklin Water...”
    Me: Tf is Mt. Franklin water? 😂😭

    • @_perza
      @_perza 4 года назад +11

      Bran Hall Aussie water my mate

    • @branhall759
      @branhall759 4 года назад +7

      PerzaMEC Oh ok 😂 I’m a US guy so all I know is Deer Park and Dasani

    • @McSpanky
      @McSpanky 4 года назад +4

      Bran Hall Aquafina? Poland spring?

    • @REDACTYD
      @REDACTYD 4 года назад +2

      TF is mt Franklin? Is that Aussie Disani or something?

    • @twistedwizard9100
      @twistedwizard9100 4 года назад

      @@REDACTYD yes

  • @theaverageace546
    @theaverageace546 4 года назад +97

    Fresh: I’m in me dads car vroom vroom
    Lazar: GeT oUt mE cAR yA swEat

  • @NoahBTryhard
    @NoahBTryhard 4 года назад +158

    Everyone: *”NEW CAR UPDATE COOL CARS...!”*
    Lazerbeam: “i want to be an Uber driver”

    • @ihatepickles9962
      @ihatepickles9962 4 года назад +1

      *TAXI* driver

    • @NoahBTryhard
      @NoahBTryhard 4 года назад +2

      Josué Martinez he said both

    • @padawanty1042
      @padawanty1042 4 года назад +1

      I said I want to drive taxi when it came

    • @WhoRod
      @WhoRod 4 года назад

      “Don’t lie who’s been a FAN of Lazar before JULY?”👾
      “ɪᴍ ɢɪ[̲̅f̲̅]ᴛɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏO⃞ɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ 𝘚ᴜʙꇙ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ”❤

    • @missyvolz4772
      @missyvolz4772 4 года назад

      I have

  • @clayer1549
    @clayer1549 3 месяца назад +8

    If only Fortnite was still like this.

    • @edgardoesstuf
      @edgardoesstuf 2 месяца назад

      They tried to be like that again and have a major car themed season and people didn't like them

  • @DrunkIdiotWithALazergun
    @DrunkIdiotWithALazergun 4 года назад +41

    Suggestion: squad of lambos or taxis with random players getting in? I hope lazarbeam sees this and plays with this idea

  • @alexbendle8624
    @alexbendle8624 4 года назад +23

    I was literally so bored and about to chill in his discord then this was uploaded 😂

  • @papa_da_engineer
    @papa_da_engineer 4 года назад +59

    "Hop in the taxi I'm here for you" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @mrbrightmarelovesleon
    @mrbrightmarelovesleon 3 месяца назад +1

    0:00 he predicted it lol😂

  • @jordanjacksxn_edits
    @jordanjacksxn_edits 4 года назад +16

    Epic employee: "umm, boss, we have someone teaming in a solo match and giving each other unfair advantages"
    Epic CEO: "username?"
    Epic employee: "LazarLazar"
    Epic CEO: "let him do his job"

  • @stick514
    @stick514 4 года назад +636

    Lannan: Becomes a taxi driver for woman
    Pewdiepie: SIMP!

  • @MrOP-cu7hz
    @MrOP-cu7hz 4 года назад +524

    Lannan when is the 'FAKE TAXI EDITION' coming out
    Edit : Thx never really got that many like . And yea sorry to the 'innocent' kids .

  • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-rj1fw
    @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-rj1fw 4 года назад +27

    Uptil 2019: Stay away from negative people
    2020: Stay away from postive people tooo...

    • @nononella1178
      @nononella1178 4 года назад +1

      .o-

    • @Prokerboss
      @Prokerboss 3 года назад

      What if they are tested positive for not have the virus of corona

  • @manalw7798
    @manalw7798 4 года назад +86

    Nobody:
    Actually nobody:
    Lazarbeam crushing people: him going crazy to

  • @biggerman3691
    @biggerman3691 4 года назад +56

    I was doing a meme with my friend where we would be in a car in a passenger side and use a dark skin (I used black hybrid) and see if people noticed us. Most people didnt see us and one time a dude actually drove the car I was in and then I surprised killed him

  • @theinsanememes
    @theinsanememes 4 года назад +51

    Demogorgan: "I'm mobile now"
    Will Byers: * Sweats Nervously *

  • @Cadoe
    @Cadoe 4 года назад +10

    3:28 is it just me or does he sound like he's a voice actor for an anime

    • @rapker5664
      @rapker5664 4 года назад

      Check out my RUclips

  • @UltraBeastt
    @UltraBeastt 4 года назад +336

    RUclips: do you want a channel strike?
    LazarBeam: *NO!*
    RUclips: *understandable, but here is one anyway*

    • @stevensuns22
      @stevensuns22 4 года назад +6

      Cod3 fresh

    • @finlayjude4475
      @finlayjude4475 4 года назад +4

      Stevensuns22 lol I’m supporting fresh already anyways use lazar tooo

    • @Viralclips_._
      @Viralclips_._ 4 года назад +4

      “WHO ELSE WENT STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENTS?!”😂
      (OMG Lazarbeam Thanks for commenting on my recent video)❤️

    • @diejdcjcjfjfjf873
      @diejdcjcjfjfjf873 4 года назад +3

      Why did he get a strike

    • @IlyasKhurshidov
      @IlyasKhurshidov 4 года назад +2

      Check out my recent & let me know! be sure to subscribe!

  • @dio6797
    @dio6797 4 года назад +68

    Lannan: "I like how I've been nothing but a taxi driver to this women"
    Everyone: *SIMP* !!!!

    • @mr.burrito5591
      @mr.burrito5591 4 года назад +1

      I though of exactly that

    • @dio6797
      @dio6797 4 года назад +1

      The video title should be
      *SIMPING FOR A GIRL HALF THE VIDEO WHILE IM AN UBER DRIVER*

    • @b3ng4nd82
      @b3ng4nd82 4 года назад +1

      It’s fake taxi dude (;

    • @expensivedruid8332
      @expensivedruid8332 4 года назад

      Kono Dio Da! Yo didn’t jojo finish u off in season 3?

    • @dio6797
      @dio6797 4 года назад

      @@expensivedruid8332 you do know that I have a son right? THAT MEANS THAT MY *CELLS* ARE IN HIM , THEREFORE I AM STILL ALIVE AND IM IN GIORNO'S BODY! Then when he was sleeping I popped out, out of him and lived my life normally like you humans do!(I can't be in the sunlight though) you'll have to kill Giorno to kill me too! Wryyyyyy......

  • @dmxkraken
    @dmxkraken 4 года назад +98

    "taxis are for delivering people,not for killing then"
    well technically you are delivering them to their deaths

    • @arm1733
      @arm1733 4 года назад +1

      Eventually
      Why are there beggars in the replies

    • @LoganGamings
      @LoganGamings 4 года назад +2

      Is there a nice person in these comments that want to like my most recent video? Thanks 🙏

    • @subtokagey2494
      @subtokagey2494 4 года назад

      *Yo, Kagey Life posts montages, you should check him out* 🥰

    • @Niferty
      @Niferty 4 года назад +1

      Lol im dying for subs. Is anyone amazing enough to sub to me!!

    • @axly3567
      @axly3567 4 года назад

      Sub To Kagey gay