Malcolm in the Middle - Hal finds beer in the garage

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 14 июн 2021
  • Cold open - Malcolm in the Middle S05E12 Softball
  • ПриколыПриколы

Комментарии • 325

  • @AstroLoops69
    @AstroLoops69 2 месяца назад +1550

    Hal just crushed a six-pack of garage temperature beer, what a Dad

    • @EndOfTheW0rld
      @EndOfTheW0rld 2 месяца назад +21

      me except for the dad part

    • @user-ns3nr2by6h
      @user-ns3nr2by6h 2 месяца назад +6

      @@EndOfTheW0rldstraight up. We’re the lucky few

    • @PabloEskimofo
      @PabloEskimofo 2 месяца назад +9

      @@EndOfTheW0rldme except for any of the beer part.. 😔
      In the wise words of Homer Simpson: Ohhhh, I have three kids and no money… why can’t I have no kids and three money?

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@PabloEskimofo and all the peanuts three money brings

    • @dawgunna
      @dawgunna 2 месяца назад +1

      Kimberly cool.

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo Год назад +2320

    It's funny that they somehow got beer and decided to watch their dad drink it instead of drinking it themselves.

    • @GoryLouie
      @GoryLouie Год назад +58

      I think we should all meet half-way, we get drunk and watch ourselves in the mirror. Sorted.

    • @thememaster7
      @thememaster7 Год назад +19

      These guys are on a different level

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd Год назад +38

      @@oguzschmenger7949 no, beeing drunk and watching people who are more drunk is more funny.

    • @manbatmiso
      @manbatmiso 3 месяца назад +1

      @@oguzschmenger7949It’s evil 😂

    • @ellisd3165
      @ellisd3165 3 месяца назад +5

      teens in america have no problem finding booze if they try hard enough

  • @Anonymouscomment691
    @Anonymouscomment691 Год назад +1513

    “Look at meee, I’m Mr Cool, mmm, everybody digs my scene!” Lmaoo

    • @Marcus-ho1rv
      @Marcus-ho1rv Год назад +87

      I’m the groovest dude when has ever been grooved on

    • @TheDarkwingj
      @TheDarkwingj Год назад +43

      @@Marcus-ho1rv I just love you boys so much! Who wants a hug?

    • @Marcus-ho1rv
      @Marcus-ho1rv Год назад +37

      @@TheDarkwingj Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

    • @quinna5537
      @quinna5537 Год назад +23

      @@Marcus-ho1rv Reese: It took him long enough to find that beer.

    • @TitanWar93
      @TitanWar93 Год назад +23

      ​​@@quinna5537 yeah, but it was so worth the wait.

  • @PuffyOne1898
    @PuffyOne1898 11 месяцев назад +1297

    I am not in danger of getting drunk, I AM drunk. A guy opens a six pack and drinks none of them and you think that of me? No. I AM the one who DRINKS.

    • @Shawnobi723
      @Shawnobi723 7 месяцев назад +29

      Ok the fact this comment doesn’t have a single like is a travesty. I’ll fix that👍

    • @sirbig8292
      @sirbig8292 2 месяца назад +20

      "You're Carlsberg"

    • @otocan
      @otocan 2 месяца назад

      You're goddamn right. *hic*@@sirbig8292

    • @vp5633
      @vp5633 2 месяца назад

      I don’t get this? Stupid comment

    • @johnkc4775
      @johnkc4775 2 месяца назад +5

      @@sirbig8292you’re goddam right I’m Carlsberg!

  • @timbax3267
    @timbax3267 Год назад +790

    I don't know if this is disrespectful attempt to amuse themselves OR a sweet desire to spend time with their dad. Maybe both?! 🤣

    • @megamitaha723
      @megamitaha723 Год назад

      Oh definitely the former.
      These kids are the spawn of satan.

    • @AbhNormal
      @AbhNormal 4 месяца назад +31

      I mean, knowing the boys’ propensity to cause trouble, I’m gonna assume the former lol

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 3 месяца назад +7

      A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

    • @deaddan2148
      @deaddan2148 2 месяца назад +7

      Their dad is more fun and loving when drunk!

    • @ironlungslc9529
      @ironlungslc9529 Месяц назад

      Hal always was a good dad. Show them all to rolla blade haha he was a pro !

  • @foosbabaganoosh1
    @foosbabaganoosh1 3 месяца назад +241

    I love how much and how often this show has "unspoken backstory", where from this scene we know at some point in the past Hal found hidden beer, and as punishment thought to drink it all to show them the negative effects of alcohol, but they instead found it hilarious, and they deliberately chose to try and make it happen again solely for amusement.
    This show is so fantastic.

    • @JazzyUte
      @JazzyUte 2 месяца назад +3

      Is it unspoken if they literally speak of what they did?

    • @connorweaver2067
      @connorweaver2067 2 месяца назад +1

      I assume they hid the beer because they know that he is an alcoholic and that he would drink all of it

    • @InsideOutAnus
      @InsideOutAnus 2 месяца назад

      Where exactly in this scene does it imply Hal found hidden beer before?

  • @malcolmoliver7265
    @malcolmoliver7265 7 месяцев назад +315

    Hal went through all 5 stages of grief 💀

  • @vandangerousinc7001
    @vandangerousinc7001 3 месяца назад +58

    "I'm the grooviest dude who was ever grooved on."
    I think I'm gonna start saying that.

  • @MWayne-zz1cr
    @MWayne-zz1cr Год назад +483

    The obligatory, Bryan Cranston is an amazing actor! From unrelentingly silly to stone cold, intimidating killer in back-to-back shows.

    • @glenn6583
      @glenn6583 2 месяца назад

      And Mr Cranston knows what time it is with Donald Trump!
      He is a good one, for sure!

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 месяца назад +1

      @@glenn6583 what? We were all having a good time and then you pinged an old comment with politics

  • @Revenant420
    @Revenant420 Месяц назад +4

    They took a good long look at this scene and thought “he should cook crystal meth!”

  • @tactictoe
    @tactictoe 2 месяца назад +44

    Perfect misdirection, and Malcolm in the middle was packed with moments like these, I tell anybody who'll listen that it's one of the most underrated comedies of all time.
    Thanks for uploading!

    • @No_True_Scotsman
      @No_True_Scotsman 2 месяца назад +1

      It was very good but not underrated. I don't know why I keep hearing people say this. It was immensely popular, ran for seven seasons, and won seven Emmys. It was a critical and commercial success and is still regularly talked about.

  • @impsimp
    @impsimp Год назад +259

    Idk how Hal got drunk on just a cheap pack of what I imagine is light beer. He must have chugged them like water bottles.

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 Год назад +68

      I think he just got back from work and probably drank them on an empty stomach.

    • @user-sw5nc9pm9f
      @user-sw5nc9pm9f Год назад +7

      Is this the only illogical thing that confused you in this show? LMAO

    • @travismcnasty4239
      @travismcnasty4239 Год назад +14

      Could have been Steele Reserve.

    • @JohnSmith-dh8zx
      @JohnSmith-dh8zx 9 месяцев назад +42

      Based on the sunset lighting coming through the window through the whole scene I’d say he crushed them all in less than 15 minutes

    • @patrickzalatoris3206
      @patrickzalatoris3206 3 месяца назад

      Must have a really low tolerance to alcohol

  • @NancerOne
    @NancerOne Год назад +49

    I am the one who grooves

  • @arielargueta1734
    @arielargueta1734 3 месяца назад +7

    "Look at me, I'm not afraid of danger. I am the danger. Mmm, everybody digs me."

  • @christalball93_
    @christalball93_ 2 месяца назад +5

    At least he didn't find meth

  • @Tit0Matic
    @Tit0Matic 2 месяца назад +2

    "I am the one who drinks!"

  • @stutteringcris468
    @stutteringcris468 Год назад +37

    Im definitely the crying drunk.

    • @ezmony6950
      @ezmony6950 Год назад +2

      I wanted to hug Hal when I first saw this

  • @mattbaxter688
    @mattbaxter688 2 месяца назад +4

    This show was ahead of its time

  • @ethancj5072
    @ethancj5072 Год назад +37

    He’s the most honest person I know

    • @Frankie-O
      @Frankie-O 8 месяцев назад +2

      Malcolm, I consider honest.

  • @schwenda3727
    @schwenda3727 2 месяца назад +4

    Must’ve been some good but strong craft beer if he went from pissed off dad to doing Robin Williams impersonations after a few beers…

  • @mizar892
    @mizar892 3 месяца назад +57

    Hal is a lightweight, can't even drink a 6 pack without getting WASTED

    • @nicoalexander774
      @nicoalexander774 3 месяца назад +8

      If his stomach was empty, it would be possible to get at least tipsy off of 3 or 4 beers in the span of a few minutes. Each beer can likely had about 5%. 🍺

    • @ericortega1745
      @ericortega1745 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@nicoalexander774. I got drunk off 4 IPA that were 6.5 % alcohol. Although I think he is a lightweight. Usually he is not seen drinking beer in the show

    • @UnrealTech9403
      @UnrealTech9403 2 месяца назад +6

      @@nicoalexander774 Exactly. With tons of food and 3 hours I could probably drink 18. On an empty stomach and 6 beers in half an hour I'd be wasted throwing up/have done that and thrown up.

    • @kenadams3306
      @kenadams3306 15 дней назад

      I remember one time I didn't eat anything all day and went to a party. I got drunk and ended up staring at the clock in the garbage pretty much the whole night.

    • @velocity1852
      @velocity1852 4 дня назад

      He hadn’t ever drank probably

  • @everyoneash
    @everyoneash Год назад +258

    Just wait till he starts to tell them all about the dangers of making meth....

    • @vapingfury4460
      @vapingfury4460 3 месяца назад +9

      Get in line with the other smart guys making BB references

    • @everyoneash
      @everyoneash 3 месяца назад +3

      @vapingfury4460 wait...what's BB?? I just live near Bryan Cranston and he's always going up and down the neighborhood warning about meth. The man is very anti-drug...and I, for one, applaud him for that.

    • @Darknscary13
      @Darknscary13 3 месяца назад +3

      He IS the danger

    • @captinundies6049
      @captinundies6049 2 месяца назад +1

      That joke got tired really quick.

    • @everyoneash
      @everyoneash 2 месяца назад

      @captinundies6049 everyone keeps saying joke and I'm totally lost...I know Bryan Cranston and he hates meth and he tells everyone in our neighborhood about it all the time. Please...where's the joke in that?? The man hates drugs and I don't find that funny at all....

  • @randomduck8679
    @randomduck8679 9 месяцев назад +14

    Reminds me of a later cold open where Hal suffocates himself with a plastic bag because he was teaching Jamie a lesson.

  • @glenn6583
    @glenn6583 2 месяца назад +3

    I miss this show😊

  • @DiCasaFilm
    @DiCasaFilm 4 месяца назад +28

    Reminds me of the scene from the Simpsons where homer drinks all his beer instead of giving Bart the talk about the birds and the bees. "you make me wannaaaaa wretch!"

  • @neilpemberton5523
    @neilpemberton5523 2 месяца назад +5

    Hank was a huge fan of Malcolm in the Middle. Thats why he never suspected Walt. Who could doubt that face?

  • @randylahey8174
    @randylahey8174 Год назад +121

    6 beers and he's acting like that? Charlie Kelly can crush a 24 case and still function

    • @corndogrequiem1728
      @corndogrequiem1728 Год назад +36

      "I ate all the pizza... and I drank all of the beer."

    • @randylahey8174
      @randylahey8174 Год назад +12

      @@corndogrequiem1728 Am I peeing?

    • @B0bCat11
      @B0bCat11 Год назад +1

      Who the fuck is Charlie

    • @randylahey8174
      @randylahey8174 Год назад

      @@B0bCat11 He's a professional janitor who can drink large amounts of alcohol and bleach

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 Год назад +8

      @@captaingymshorts my man, do you realize that he was comparing two fictional dudes as a joke?

  • @chipskylark8869
    @chipskylark8869 Год назад +23

    And on this day Malcolm was weirdly not in the middle...*life is unfair*

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 Год назад +28

    I guess by Fluffy's definitions, Hal is one of the "C'mere" guys.

  • @davecameron2510
    @davecameron2510 8 месяцев назад +16

    Lois walking in would've made this scene!

  • @TheStopShort
    @TheStopShort 3 месяца назад +6

    I was just waiting for him to start mowing the air.

    • @aguy7848
      @aguy7848 2 месяца назад +1

      "I'm mowin' the air Randy! I'm mowin' the air!"

  • @ququ1639
    @ququ1639 Год назад +15

    Its funny how hal and walt almost dress the same

  • @Acranify
    @Acranify Год назад +18

    Man, walter can not handle his beer

  • @HMBRTOABLE
    @HMBRTOABLE 2 месяца назад +17

    “There is no drunk. I AM THE DRUNK!!!”-Halseinberg

  • @kerrygligorovic9758
    @kerrygligorovic9758 Год назад +74

    I bet if Lois have suddenly came home to find Hal dancing and singing while drunk then she would be very angry and furious.

    • @pitoune2866
      @pitoune2866 Год назад +27

      She's always angry and furious.

    • @tasman001
      @tasman001 Год назад +6

      Nah I think she'd be pretty chill about it

    • @fatdabs7379
      @fatdabs7379 Год назад +7

      She'll be saying "I have had it" or "you're going to suffer"

    • @tasman001
      @tasman001 Год назад

      @@fatdabs7379 While she says it, the camera will zoom in on her face really quickly too

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 5 месяцев назад +2

      Angry AND furious? Oh no.

  • @proudtobeautistic
    @proudtobeautistic 2 месяца назад +2

    Hal's a lightweight

  • @curlyg9925
    @curlyg9925 Месяц назад +2

    Hal likely had just got home from work and has to deal with those kids and Lois
    Yeah I’d find any excuse to drink too 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @rickwilliams967
    @rickwilliams967 3 месяца назад +1

    Damn, what an amazing show.

  • @ryanlindsay4246
    @ryanlindsay4246 7 дней назад

    “HANK. Bring. the beer. back to the garage”

  • @isaabushi9770
    @isaabushi9770 6 месяцев назад +3

    Imagine if Lois walked in, and saw Hal drinking and drunk in front of the boys

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 2 месяца назад +1

    This is what Walt was thinking back to when he made Jr drink the tequila.

  • @YamiYugiMutoSternberger4268
    @YamiYugiMutoSternberger4268 17 дней назад

    0:24
    Dukey: Whoa Didn't See That Comming.

  • @nateinman7711
    @nateinman7711 11 месяцев назад +6

    I just love you boys so much who wants a hug

  • @MarshalLtd
    @MarshalLtd 3 месяца назад +1

    From 4 beers? Hal really is a lightweight.

  • @nigelbenn4642
    @nigelbenn4642 Год назад +97

    A better line would have been Lois walking in on Hal dancing and saying "Hal I've hidden that beer you wanted last Friday in the garage so the boys don't get their hands on.....................HAL!"

    • @zekeiwa5837
      @zekeiwa5837 Год назад +8

      No.

    • @nigelbenn4642
      @nigelbenn4642 Год назад

      @@zekeiwa5837 Oh sorry Ricky Gervais didn't realise you were on you tube too. Wanker

    • @LameBoii2Suave
      @LameBoii2Suave Год назад +7

      i can hear this whole thing

    • @michaelfields3951
      @michaelfields3951 7 месяцев назад +3

      Lois "Not again, Hal!!!!!"

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 5 месяцев назад +5

      And that's why I'm glad YOU'RE not one of the writers on the show.

  • @BusyMEOW
    @BusyMEOW 3 месяца назад +1

    He got drunk off a 6 pack of lite beer

  • @Stonedangler
    @Stonedangler Месяц назад

    This is one of my favs lol

  • @ColburnClassroom
    @ColburnClassroom Год назад +60

    and then he started his own meth lab.

    • @tasman001
      @tasman001 Год назад +11

      No, that was after the boys hid a bag of low-grade meth in the garage for him to find, and improve the recipe for.

    • @CGJUGO80
      @CGJUGO80 Год назад +6

      That was all just a weird dream.

    • @sunkintree
      @sunkintree Год назад

      hurr

  • @marvintran7813
    @marvintran7813 3 месяца назад +2

    Compare this with him giving his son tequila in Breaking Bad.

  • @whansandceros
    @whansandceros 2 месяца назад +2

    would be funny if hal just bought a sixer on the way home and stormed in with that story as an excuse to drink lolol

  • @CellaDragon
    @CellaDragon 2 месяца назад +1

    Hal channeled his inner mr. Lahey and became one with the alcohol, to the point he turned Japanese.

  • @AleisterBehexen
    @AleisterBehexen 2 месяца назад +1

    Drunk off a sixer oh how I long for the days

  • @lordcouscous3479
    @lordcouscous3479 2 месяца назад +1

    Heisenberg is born that day

  • @elmundodealfredo467
    @elmundodealfredo467 Год назад +2

    Silly Hal, he dranked too much beer😆😆😆🍺🍺🍺

  • @Vekren
    @Vekren 3 месяца назад

    Malcolm in the middle is awesome.

  • @garrethboland5646
    @garrethboland5646 2 месяца назад +2

    So this is how Walter White was created... by becoming an alcoholic, first.

  • @noohohno8293
    @noohohno8293 2 месяца назад +1

    I wish my dad was like that when he drank

  • @BurnsAfterReading
    @BurnsAfterReading 2 месяца назад +1

    Perhaps the most effective way to keep your kids from drinking is to make them see their dad drunk

  • @mrjon1985
    @mrjon1985 2 месяца назад +2

    I wish all it took was a six pack.

  • @michaelrood1097
    @michaelrood1097 2 месяца назад +1

    lol Hal Relapse episode is the best episode

  • @justyouraveragegeek548
    @justyouraveragegeek548 2 месяца назад +2

    I’m 31 and I regularly drink 6 beer and I don’t act like that

    • @hitthegoat
      @hitthegoat 2 месяца назад +2

      Probably because you REGULARLY drink 6 beers. I hardly drink at all any more. A 6 pack would make me drunk af

    • @YamiYugiMutoSternberger4268
      @YamiYugiMutoSternberger4268 17 дней назад

      I'm 23 & I Drink Beer & Alcoholic Beverages & I Don't Acted Like That & I Also Drink Energy Drinks & I Calm Down On Them

  • @user-zy7rb2ns8n
    @user-zy7rb2ns8n Месяц назад

    The drunk singing part crack me up little 😂0:31

  • @TheGoldenConnorific
    @TheGoldenConnorific 2 месяца назад

    I forgot about this scene I love it

  • @wilsonbelle6600
    @wilsonbelle6600 2 месяца назад +2

    Six beers isn't very much. I can down a pitcher for an appetizer and have one with dinner.

    • @hitthegoat
      @hitthegoat 2 месяца назад

      It is if you don't drink very much.

  • @supremerulerofhell9831
    @supremerulerofhell9831 Год назад +2

    0:19 - 0:25 - 0:31 drunk Hal is the best

  • @eyeseer1
    @eyeseer1 2 месяца назад +1

    Hal Wilkerson could surely hang with Homer Simpson.
    Lois would have killed them with beers if she found them.

  • @Lunchboxdx
    @Lunchboxdx 2 месяца назад

    god i loved hal

  • @francis-kp9cw
    @francis-kp9cw 2 месяца назад +1

    0:06 I love that TV show

  • @0ldMatty2
    @0ldMatty2 3 месяца назад

    Ok that’s it I’m rewatching this show 😂

  • @samuelnritz8444
    @samuelnritz8444 2 месяца назад +1

    Waltuh

  • @AwkwrdPrtMskrt
    @AwkwrdPrtMskrt 24 дня назад

    I wish everyone acts like Hal when they're drunk. My late father usually turned belligerent.

  • @viruscure4677
    @viruscure4677 3 месяца назад +1

    Hal is kind of a lightweight if he got drunk off a six pack....

  • @videoestres
    @videoestres Год назад +2

    this reminds me of my mom so much

  • @user-zi3ys6it3m
    @user-zi3ys6it3m 7 месяцев назад +3

    Straight up something I did and done and still is the most funniest thing I’ve ever seen so Hal is relatable in many many ways in this show 😂

  • @wantsome-zs5sq
    @wantsome-zs5sq 2 месяца назад

    When I found out Hal was gonna cook crystal meth on his new TV show I had to see it. Tuned in on day one and was hooked like a junkie.

  • @hoonaignachowaneha
    @hoonaignachowaneha 2 месяца назад

    It takes about 6 beers before I feel anything anymore.

  • @fackinsaxy
    @fackinsaxy 2 месяца назад

    This is genuinely one of the greatest shows of all time

  • @user-kv6qu6ry7d
    @user-kv6qu6ry7d 2 месяца назад +1

    Look at me I'm Mr Heisenberg

  • @LaineHughes1
    @LaineHughes1 7 месяцев назад +1

    im the grooviest dude that was ever grooved on

  • @user-tp3qc2vv3s
    @user-tp3qc2vv3s 2 месяца назад

    Walter when skylar doesnt interferes with her shit

  • @d.c.1059
    @d.c.1059 2 месяца назад +1

    Musta been malt liquor

  • @user-kn3sv6jg4h
    @user-kn3sv6jg4h Месяц назад

    Badlands Chugs. That giant rip you heard in this house decades ago was my sister, by the way.
    Drank a WARM Root Beer.
    I thought it was amazing that a woman could do that.
    Ensey kept the habit. :P

  • @skankhunt420
    @skankhunt420 2 месяца назад +1

    Yes, we've all seen it, a million times maybe...
    But can we please appreciate how good these old tv shows were?
    70's show is also over 20 years old now and it's honestly amazing, to binge it, compared to these new age, boring af shows, repeating everything from the past... 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @hitthegoat
      @hitthegoat 2 месяца назад

      Lol okay ya fucking boomer. There are so many good shows that come out "nowadays". Schitt's Creek, IASIP, Workaholics, all modern day classics. You're doing yourself a disservice if you ignore modern shows because it was "better in the 90s"

  • @PROLYFGUY-ld9uu
    @PROLYFGUY-ld9uu 2 месяца назад

    Thanks Mr white

  • @FrancisBegbie777
    @FrancisBegbie777 3 месяца назад +2

    Based

  • @cedarmaxwell8508
    @cedarmaxwell8508 3 месяца назад

    This is the moment Hal became Heisenberg

  • @avian68tb
    @avian68tb 2 месяца назад

    Oh shit, those boys set their dad up

  • @user-do2ev2hr7h
    @user-do2ev2hr7h Год назад +1

    Hal got pretty hammered on a six-pack/

  • @ismokemid
    @ismokemid 16 дней назад

    I like to imagine this is Walter whites first family

  • @RockandRollsince1992
    @RockandRollsince1992 3 месяца назад

    This is a perfect example how it goed when people get drunk 😅 all stages are included.

  • @Levipaulsen
    @Levipaulsen 2 месяца назад

    6 probably 3.2 beers and he's fucking smashed, that's well below average blue collar dad tolerance

  • @poggingmilk9452
    @poggingmilk9452 2 месяца назад

    Walther after Skylar left him:

  • @DirtyMcArthur
    @DirtyMcArthur 2 месяца назад

    I wish a six pack got me to this level

  • @RayoBeatz
    @RayoBeatz 2 месяца назад +1

    drinking bad

  • @JoetheAnimator1997
    @JoetheAnimator1997 2 месяца назад +1

    Sounds like something I would do to my future kids

  • @ryanstauffer119
    @ryanstauffer119 Год назад

    Just imagine Lois walking in and seeing this

  • @tylando313
    @tylando313 2 месяца назад

    All of a sudden Hal goes: “Now… say my name.”

  • @osbaldohernandez9174
    @osbaldohernandez9174 6 месяцев назад

    Hot beer really affected Hal so much that he later started selling meth

  • @kreemkorn
    @kreemkorn 2 месяца назад +1

    How strong was that beer 😂

  • @mossgeorge2001
    @mossgeorge2001 3 месяца назад

    Mom, comes in and is mad. Next time try and wait until I get home and Hal get off the chair.