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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 301

  • @giacomopamio1191
    @giacomopamio1191 4 года назад +541

    "But such a tight ass moving seems asleep"
    Lmao RUclips should write these songs

    • @drewalden2289
      @drewalden2289 4 года назад +8

      You have reached the magical number

    • @Callsign_Axel
      @Callsign_Axel 4 года назад +19

      RUclips about to demonetise them selves xD

  • @CapriUni
    @CapriUni 4 года назад +348

    Now you know why Deaf and hard-of-hearing folks call these Auto Craptions.

  • @FenekkuKitsune
    @FenekkuKitsune 4 года назад +315

    It's a testament to how skilled these guys are that they can sing their own songs *INCORRECTLY* and still harmonise beautifully.

    • @ShugoAWay
      @ShugoAWay 4 года назад +16

      Well that's what is nice about shantys is they have natural resyncrinizing points

    • @davesstillhere
      @davesstillhere 3 года назад +12

      What's impressive is that they don't crack up throughout.

  • @lordlouiz3362
    @lordlouiz3362 4 года назад +139

    "Will rant and loolol" ~Longest Johns

  • @DerplingKing
    @DerplingKing 4 года назад +301

    From Russians to Scilly is thirty-five knees. Finally I know what that part says.

    • @KingJellyfishII
      @KingJellyfishII 4 года назад +27

      Some Russians and some Sicilians have 35 knees?

    • @TalnsScar
      @TalnsScar 4 года назад +7

      @@KingJellyfishII yes

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 4 года назад +15

      @@KingJellyfishII It's a condition

    • @KingJellyfishII
      @KingJellyfishII 4 года назад +8

      @@nairocamilo oh well I hope it is curable

    • @KingJellyfishII
      @KingJellyfishII 4 года назад +2

      @Tobias Bulk that's a shame, it must be really hard for those inflicted

  • @wiesorix
    @wiesorix 4 года назад +295

    I don't know what an evil Abba lad is, but now I'm scared of it...

    • @Bobberation
      @Bobberation 4 года назад +33

      It's a Swedish band with goatees.

    • @themodelrailwayman5470
      @themodelrailwayman5470 3 года назад +15

      @@Bobberation surely thats just the Star Trek Mirror Universe ABBA?

    • @pippetdog
      @pippetdog 3 года назад +3

      Abba just released a new song. I think that's evil.

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting 3 года назад +2

      @@pippetdog I'd rather call it sad. They tried hard, but it just isn't there any more.
      Which is typical, every other band trying to do the same has the same problem.

  • @dantecaputo2629
    @dantecaputo2629 2 года назад +2

    Thank you for covering this traditional Finnish Sea Shanty, it’s an overlooked beauty.

  • @aabb3115-z9t
    @aabb3115-z9t 4 года назад +38

    "But such a tight ass moving seems asleep" Alfred Lord Tennyson would kill himself on that ship if he knew that it would come to this :/

  • @Rick586
    @Rick586 4 года назад +57

    "Catching whale's bullets"
    Good lord what kind of guns do whales use?!

  • @TheBakestPotato
    @TheBakestPotato 4 года назад +70

    I broke at Randy Dandy Oh. My goodness I have seldom laughed so hard. "Ranjit Andy Oh!"

  • @DuskWolf224
    @DuskWolf224 4 года назад +252

    Love them all, but the level of chaos in Randy Dandy Oh is unparalleled!

    • @gabewilliams8522
      @gabewilliams8522 3 года назад +12

      Turn on captions. The chaos get better

    • @Malorn179
      @Malorn179 3 года назад +3

      @@gabewilliams8522 "Rolling gooey"? I thought you said better? XD

    • @gabewilliams8522
      @gabewilliams8522 3 года назад +2

      @@Malorn179 so I’m right the chaos did get better.

    • @whiterabbit7147
      @whiterabbit7147 3 года назад +3

      @@gabewilliams8522 they turned captions off Goddammit!

    • @gabeparks8173
      @gabeparks8173 2 года назад +4

      My personal favorite line is "where she sleeps me hurt you"

  • @Ocixious
    @Ocixious 4 года назад +88

    Always interesting to see how historical folk songs change with the coming generations.

  • @JoeRobson
    @JoeRobson 4 года назад +48

    I put the subtitles on and got “Rolling Ratchet and Neo”. Of course the end game here is just to keep recording with the new lyrics until it’s one long uninterrupted 6-minute scream.

  • @socklips7655
    @socklips7655 4 года назад +20

    Bad Lip Reading....The Largest Jones

    • @KingJellyfishII
      @KingJellyfishII 4 года назад +2

      story about the *W I D E S T* John but its a compilation of all the songs with bad lip reading

  • @colonelmomo666
    @colonelmomo666 4 года назад +212

    When you really want to sing along but don't know the lyrics:

  • @MaxHimbigger
    @MaxHimbigger 4 года назад +96

    So youtube thought that spanish ladies was a song about finnish sailors selling england to russians for the price of thirty-five knees?

  • @ninjacell2999
    @ninjacell2999 4 года назад +127

    True Finnish sailors

  • @seandavis3226
    @seandavis3226 4 года назад +74

    Sorry, tight W H A T

    • @StoryafterStory82
      @StoryafterStory82 4 года назад +4

      I don't know why but my brain had always thought the lyric there was tight ass haha

  • @renardgrise
    @renardgrise 4 года назад +101

    I have no idea how you guys were able to do this with a straight face... Brilliant piece guys, had me rolling!

  • @bezerkoid
    @bezerkoid 4 года назад +16

    My favourite captions are from "Got No Beard" where the title becomes "YOU GOT NO BITCH"... I'm ALMOST curious how that would sound.

  • @ieatpie315
    @ieatpie315 4 года назад +16

    Watching this with auto generated captions on levels up the irony

  • @Trollioli
    @Trollioli 4 года назад +23

    0:43 "From Russians to Scilly it's 35 knees" Accidents do happen I guess. They have peg legs for a reason.

  • @paulpardee
    @paulpardee 4 года назад +6

    "Sometimes we're catching whales me lads, sometimes we're catching nuns."

  • @moshill1374
    @moshill1374 4 года назад +13

    Petition to officially change Randy Dandy Oh to this version

  • @ProfesoraNut
    @ProfesoraNut 11 месяцев назад +2

    I've cracked it. I think they aren't cracking up and laughing because they're too busy concentrating on singing the words on the page instead of the actual song lyrics that they've had memorized and been singing all this time. 🤣🤣 Me, I would've fallen out of my chair from laughing so hard in the first minute. 🤣🤣

  • @garethneller8239
    @garethneller8239 4 года назад +20

    The greatest achievement here is you guys managing to sing it all without completely cracking up! Honestly you should take these new lyrics on tour with you, they bring a whole new meaning to the songs🤣

  • @KathyW2200
    @KathyW2200 4 года назад +46

    "Farxiga"? As in the prescription drug? 🤣

    • @CapriUni
      @CapriUni 4 года назад +12

      That's how you know that Google's/RUclips's algorithms are coded to appease corporate, Capitalist, interests first.

  • @CrowSkeleton
    @CrowSkeleton 4 года назад +16

    Whaling got a lot more dangerous once the whales invented underwater firearms.

  • @nusket7448
    @nusket7448 4 года назад +23

    You guys missed "Rolling all my weed" in Old Maui.

    • @stargirl7646
      @stargirl7646 4 года назад

      Oh noooooo 😂😂

    • @joeradel2560
      @joeradel2560 4 года назад

      I knooooowwwwww, that was the best honestly

  • @ProfesoraNut
    @ProfesoraNut 11 месяцев назад +2

    Andy just shaking his head at the ridiculousness at 3:23 😄

  • @celestecat1597
    @celestecat1597 4 года назад +30

    Can't believe you guys managed to keep straight faces the entire time 👏

  • @toncent
    @toncent 4 года назад +113

    I like this idea! Would also be funny to let google translate some of your lyrics into weird languages and back and then try to sing the result :D

    • @ninjacell2999
      @ninjacell2999 4 года назад +15

      Need Finnish for the true Finnish sailors effect

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 года назад +4

      NinjaCell I Wonder if there are any Finnish sea shanties?

    • @SpeedyWheelzOfficial
      @SpeedyWheelzOfficial 4 года назад +1

      Already on it :P Tempted to shove them in their discord :P

    • @toncent
      @toncent 4 года назад +6

      Just an Example. Can you guess which song this is?
      A struggle-filled life of struggle
      Our scams are open.
      And we have nothing to lose when these winds stop
      Most of the wind is from the wind.
      Because we returned from the North Pole
      with good boat
      And we don't complain while drinking our rum
      (With the big Maui girls)

    • @shrake5385
      @shrake5385 3 года назад +1

      First lkne and i recognize my favourite song. Old maui

  • @qwerty-im8jn
    @qwerty-im8jn 4 года назад +10

    This is how I sing shanties when I've hear one for the first time

  • @RainyBoyLV
    @RainyBoyLV 4 года назад +7

    Loved Robbie's reactions at the lyrics

    • @ProfesoraNut
      @ProfesoraNut 11 месяцев назад

      Oh, I know. He's such a class clown. And I mean that as a great compliment! 😊

  • @chaotic-goodartistry3903
    @chaotic-goodartistry3903 4 года назад +23

    I audibly laughed out loud at around 4:12 at “where she sleeps me hurt you”😂😂

    • @ProfesoraNut
      @ProfesoraNut 11 месяцев назад

      4:12 😊

    • @chaotic-goodartistry3903
      @chaotic-goodartistry3903 11 месяцев назад

      @@ProfesoraNut thanks for the fix, idk how i got that time stamp so wrong😅

    • @ProfesoraNut
      @ProfesoraNut 11 месяцев назад

      @@chaotic-goodartistry3903 LOL. No worries! I kept fast-forwarding and backtracking 10 seconds going where is it where IS it I want to hear that, that sounds hilarious! 😆

  • @Myzelfa
    @Myzelfa 4 года назад +36

    Karma would have it that you forget the real lyrics and sing this sometime.
    Also: I watched this with auto-generated subtitles and it's even more funny in the second iteration.

  • @TheSoundOfDistantThunder
    @TheSoundOfDistantThunder 4 года назад +8

    This is my absolute favourite thing ever!! I think I may struggle to sing the right words from now on. Truly and hilariously adequate!!

  • @Trumpeter252
    @Trumpeter252 4 года назад +6

    Now i'm looking at the generated subtitles form this video and It's equally hilarious how 1:1 some of these songs are and how some are completely different.

  • @Crazyp4t
    @Crazyp4t 4 года назад +14

    Oh no not the "Looming Irish Romans"! The subtitles just keep getting stranger and stranger!

  • @user-yb6sp7tq4f
    @user-yb6sp7tq4f 4 года назад +51

    I yelled when Andy's face rolled over the "rolly go" lyrics

  • @abtinab3738
    @abtinab3738 2 года назад +2

    "Trunk as trunk could be"

  • @isaac_aren
    @isaac_aren 4 года назад +11

    We the nicknames "Randy Dan Ro" and "Ranjit Andy" to catch on

  • @Robin_Goodfellow
    @Robin_Goodfellow 4 года назад +17

    In the future, humor will be randomly generated!

    • @NicholasUtter
      @NicholasUtter 4 года назад +1

      RUclips's subtitles already does that

  • @submarineinthesky8946
    @submarineinthesky8946 4 года назад +7

    4:13 *chuckles* i'm in danger

  • @henry1227
    @henry1227 3 года назад +5

    I would love a game where we show people who've never heard these songs these subtitles and they have to guess the original words

  • @sim-ulator
    @sim-ulator 4 года назад +43

    i like how autocorrect is also wrong on this video (messed up i meant auto-generated subtitles)

    • @bezerkoid
      @bezerkoid 4 года назад +2

      The what now?

    • @sim-ulator
      @sim-ulator 4 года назад

      well it seems i messed up i mean the auto captions thing

  • @batterylevellow5473
    @batterylevellow5473 4 года назад +7

    This is a perfect youtube video! Slightly relevant, creative, unique because of the type of music, it is a music video, and meta to an extent. I truly love this video thank you so much!

  • @TheMNWolf
    @TheMNWolf 4 года назад +5

    And the winner for first thing to get me to laugh out loud today =3

    • @TheMNWolf
      @TheMNWolf 4 года назад +1

      I'm trying to sing along but I keep laughing too hard.

  • @KingJellyfishII
    @KingJellyfishII 4 года назад +7

    This is actual comedy gold, love it

  • @neffomp
    @neffomp 2 года назад +2

    Sometimes I catch out fishing as well!

  • @cur1ous238
    @cur1ous238 4 года назад +5

    Robby's mimic takes the cake! :D

  • @timberlunadeazul
    @timberlunadeazul 4 года назад +7

    This was positively hysterical and absolutely made my day! 🤣

  • @eboyer1960
    @eboyer1960 4 года назад +4

    Randy Dandy Oh really got me laughing! Love the video guys!

  • @branedeadzero
    @branedeadzero 4 года назад +8

    This is the hardest you lads have ever made me laugh. You guys are awesome. Stay adequate!!!

  • @thetyler7401
    @thetyler7401 4 года назад +13

    Deaf people: What is wrong with these people?

  • @jaylol7226
    @jaylol7226 4 года назад +3

    True Finnish sailors? Now that's scary. Also hilarious that Finnish and Russian appeared in the same lyrics

  • @ScribbleTAS
    @ScribbleTAS 4 года назад +12

    Once again, I am blown away by the editing... I also have some experience making charaoke lines and it wasn't a fun time... also the edit in randy dandy o, so it stops perfectly at the end of the video is just such a satisfying detail... Very well done!

    • @ProfesoraNut
      @ProfesoraNut 11 месяцев назад

      Abbie Darley does a lot of editing for The Longest Johns and she does do a stupendous job! Although I'm not sure who exactly did the editing for the specific video.

    • @ScribbleTAS
      @ScribbleTAS 11 месяцев назад

      @@ProfesoraNut My god this was 3 years ago

    • @ProfesoraNut
      @ProfesoraNut 11 месяцев назад

      @@ScribbleTAS 😄😄 I've been a Longest Johns fan from the very beginning but I'm just seeing this video for the first time today. I tend to listen to the songs that I already know that are familiar to me it's like a comforting hug. I can listen to the same songs over and over again. But I'm trying to be better about listening to new songs and giving them a chance too lol. Although technically this video is a compilation video, not a song lol.

  • @ProfesoraNut
    @ProfesoraNut 11 месяцев назад +1

    Your facial expressions and hand motions have got me on the floor laughing my head off! 🤣

  • @emmacreasey3186
    @emmacreasey3186 4 года назад +4

    oh my, HOW did you do that without collapsing into laughter... this is gold

  • @ninjacell2999
    @ninjacell2999 4 года назад +5

    I love the Rolling Andy head

  • @Luventas0461
    @Luventas0461 3 года назад +4

    Oh god how did I not see this before? It's GLORIOUS xD I would love to see more of these kinds of things - especially loved the idea of google translating your lyrics into another language and back again, singing the results.
    Also, glad to finally know you guys' true names! Timme, rollickin Ranjit, Andy and you.

  • @nocturne2029
    @nocturne2029 4 года назад +3

    Ah yes, my favourite Longest Johns song. Ranjit Andy you

  • @ocircles738
    @ocircles738 4 года назад +5

    5:56 DUDE, that house of cards. NICE.

  • @boogtheboogtastic4465
    @boogtheboogtastic4465 4 года назад +3

    watch this video again with subtitles on and double bad subtitles is even funnier

  • @jenkinsfamily2229
    @jenkinsfamily2229 4 года назад +6

    Can we get a part 2 with Wellerman, Jolli Rouge, Oak and Ash and Thorn, and Hoist Up The Thing?

  • @MRX-ej5gj
    @MRX-ej5gj 4 года назад +5

    Next at TheLongestJohns:
    TheLongestJohns taking the Subtitles from this Video and Sing the Songs with the new Text.

  • @hasmiktumasyan846
    @hasmiktumasyan846 4 года назад +6

    this is the most brilliant thing ive ever seen

  • @AteMier
    @AteMier 4 года назад +6

    My abs hurt

  • @RobotNinja28
    @RobotNinja28 4 года назад +9

    The order of the songs in the video shows the how deranged the subtitles are with every song.. Now I'm gonna turn on subtitles on every song you guys upload to RUclips

  • @shad0wrunner69
    @shad0wrunner69 4 года назад +8

    Well the good thing is that the Judgement Day, Skynet, Terminators and stuff aren't anywhere near judging by RUclips AI 8)

  • @mistabonge
    @mistabonge 4 года назад +3

    This is so beautiful

  • @fishnut3289
    @fishnut3289 4 года назад +3

    Amazing

  • @Durtaz
    @Durtaz 4 года назад +2

    *sees that you can turn on auto captions for this video as well*
    “HOLD ON! It’s gonna be a bummmmpy ride!”

  • @emilyroy4887
    @emilyroy4887 4 года назад +5

    Lovely video as always lads

  • @cpasr8065
    @cpasr8065 2 года назад +2

    2:34 The reaction was just perfect

  • @UnhappyCamper96
    @UnhappyCamper96 4 года назад +3

    This is the best video I've seen in a long time!

  • @Laziness.incarnate_
    @Laziness.incarnate_ 3 года назад +1

    I heard the "Eva pull a team away, " and I laughed so much I almost fell out of my chair.

  • @montagistkacke7431
    @montagistkacke7431 4 года назад +3

    Automatic subtitles are the best thing about RUclips :P

  • @superhpfan00
    @superhpfan00 4 года назад +3

    pretty sure i woke up my dad
    had to turn the volume up because i couldnt hear over the sound of my own giggling

  • @jacobshropshire6888
    @jacobshropshire6888 4 года назад +9

    50 seconds in and dying of laughter

  • @stefano194363
    @stefano194363 4 года назад +5

    hilarious.

  • @DAJPRGreene
    @DAJPRGreene 4 года назад +5

    Now there needs to be a video singing the auto-generated captions to THIS!

  • @Alarra
    @Alarra 2 года назад +1

    "Randy Dandy O" sounds almost like a Simlish version of the song xD

  • @morganventura
    @morganventura 4 года назад +4

    Brilliant - thanks for this. It gave me a much needed laugh.

  • @SchmellyJay
    @SchmellyJay 4 года назад +4

    This is amazing. 100% made my day :D

  • @joshmccleerey9302
    @joshmccleerey9302 4 года назад +3

    I love this.

  • @emjots
    @emjots 3 года назад +5

    This is hilarious and I love this type of video, but beyond just being funny, YT captions actually are a huge issue for Deaf/HoH people and one that's become exponentially worse since YT decided to remove community captions for no reason, which is why it's so important for creators to add accurate captions to their own videos.

    • @emjots
      @emjots 3 года назад +1

      (and yes, Deaf/HoH people listen to music)

  • @umaca2
    @umaca2 4 года назад +4

    Love banks of the Lee xD

  • @annieisok169
    @annieisok169 4 года назад +5

    A really funny video! I needed a good laugh 😆

  • @sirnoodlearcher9777
    @sirnoodlearcher9777 4 года назад +3

    yes

  • @davesstillhere
    @davesstillhere 3 года назад +2

    That's why I can't go to work. I've had a 20 foot saw stuck in my paw since 4 this morning.

  • @NicholasUtter
    @NicholasUtter 4 года назад +30

    What I find funny is that the auto-gen subtitles on this video are still wrong sometimes.

    • @DerplingKing
      @DerplingKing 4 года назад +6

      What do you mean they didn't say some looming Irish Romans?

    • @MCAdigo
      @MCAdigo 4 года назад +9

      now they have to do one based on the subtitles generated to this and go till it's complete chaos

    • @KingJellyfishII
      @KingJellyfishII 4 года назад +2

      @@DerplingKing I now have a mental image of looming Irish Romans, thank you

  • @ardayetmisbir773
    @ardayetmisbir773 3 года назад +1

    I didn't know that I needed this in my life, thank you very much.

  • @Rocketsong
    @Rocketsong 3 года назад +1

    I can't breath. I'm laughing so hard. It' just keeps getting worse and worse, or better and better.

  • @Papayaaa27
    @Papayaaa27 4 года назад +1

    For even more ridiculousness, turn on captions and compare those to the previously messed up captions

  • @andrewreynolds4949
    @andrewreynolds4949 4 года назад +3

    The auto-subtitles on this one are pretty funny too ;P
    If you all like stuff like this, some of the best bad lyrics I've seen are the Dragonborn theme from Skyrim

  • @davidhodgden7449
    @davidhodgden7449 4 года назад +4

    Epic.

  • @somekid5001
    @somekid5001 4 года назад +2

    Yah know "BAD" subtitles is subjective.

  • @AdventurousJS
    @AdventurousJS 2 года назад +1

    This. Is. Hysterical. 😂😂. I’m dying. ETA HOW did you manage to keep a straight face?! All of you?! 🤣🤣

  • @TubaHorse
    @TubaHorse 4 года назад +3

    This is comedy gold!!