Have COVID, will travel | Sammy J (S4 Ep20)

One man’s contact tracing adventure. #SammyJ
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Biting, bite-sized comedy as Sammy J and his team of troublemakers tackle the news of the week.
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(CHIMING)
MAN: (OVER PA) Just a reminder to wear masks indoors at all times.
OK, Mr Jefferson, thanks for popping in.
As you know, you've tested positive for COVID-19 and due to the recent outbreaks down the entire eastern seaboard, we just need to trace your movements and identify any close contacts.
Sure thing.
Have you been self-isolating since receiving your results?
Of course.
So you haven't left the house? No contact with anyone?
No. Well, sorry, I did pop out to the shops just for 20 minutes, I just needed to get some milk.
OK, so you HAVE left the house?
Yeah, but that was the only time.

[@balung]

Hasn't left the house, but here he is sitting in the tracers office. How did he get to the office?

[@stity23]

A lot of his stuff is comedy Gold

[@pauldobbyn2380]

Absolutely brilliant!!

[@clabood]

😂😂😂 kind of spot on is a confusing way.

[@danielfranks6565]

Unfortunately so on point.

[@sarikoske396]

It's so funny... cause it's true.

[@chubsdubs279]

Thank god he dident go to actual dan murphys !! That place is packed with people in lock down

[@itzapplez3881]

Amazing 😂😂😂

[@jangreig6206]

This is why so many people are now in lock down.

[@cathryneallen9257]

Love it!!!! 😂

[@NicRankin]

They both should be wearing a mask.

[@MixSonaProductions]

exactly. unrealistic

[@chubsdubs279]

I bet he smashed it at the imune compromised greco roman wrestling though

[@IceWolfLoki]

watch till the end ;)

[@banksiasong]

... and Sammy's real name is Bondi Syderney!

[@BUBBAANDAL]

😆😆😆 TOO FUNNY!!!
🤔😲🤪😒😬😳
🤣🤣🤣

[@ethanarchy]

Victoria Vincent! My ex-wife!

[@wearethenightparty]

Ah, back in the bad old days when most ABC dorks still believed that ‘unvaccinated youths’ were in an at-risk group along with the elderly. This serves as a historical indictment as much as it does a document of nanny state humour.

[@justingriffin2546]

this Highbrow comedy escapes me

[@sarah3796]

Haha!! Oh god

[@hayley1449]

Omg hahahaha

[@gmartins4393]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@tld8102]

Anyone looking guilty?

[@adriennehunt1799]

Know this is a comedy, but isolating in Sydney's lockdown I'm afraid this didn't raise a smile. Thanks for trying.

[@JudoGingerNinja]

typical ABC propaganda