Last Week Tonight - And Now This: Sean Hannity's Favorite Joke

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  • @JK-vp2ux
    @JK-vp2ux 2 года назад +220

    He's like a four-year-old who got a laugh once and won't stop telling the same joke over and over.

    • @thejimbruce4004
      @thejimbruce4004 2 года назад +13

      You're giving him credit for one more laugh than I think he actually got.

    • @confusedwhale
      @confusedwhale 2 года назад +8

      He heard someone make the joke and went, "oh, I like that. It's mine now."

    • @DanielOrteez
      @DanielOrteez 2 года назад +3

      Nah. Those are the "Lets Go Brandon" dorks. I got a cousin that won't stop with that shit. At least Hannity will give different variations.

    • @Chris-is6xb
      @Chris-is6xb 2 года назад +2

      He's not acting, he IS a four year old.

    • @js2010ish
      @js2010ish 2 года назад +6

      Four year olds are open minded compassionate and kind. He's more a snotty prep school 12 year old.

  • @ZiggyMoonpowder
    @ZiggyMoonpowder 2 года назад +110

    This man seems like he could use an educa-sean, but I gotta hannity to him he has persistence if nothing else.

    • @tomgraham3612
      @tomgraham3612 2 года назад +3

      See? Those puns were actually funnier than the bit.

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve 2 года назад

      Oh snap! Callback turnaround FTW! 😄👍

    • @0leander410
      @0leander410 2 года назад

      That “to” is ruining your rhythm.

  • @noalowenstein6741
    @noalowenstein6741 2 года назад +100

    this was funny until Geraldo Rivera's face at the end. then it was priceless

    • @LukeLeonettiYouTube
      @LukeLeonettiYouTube 4 месяца назад +1

      almost as priceless as the time geraldo found nothing in al capones vault

  • @valkyriehutton4556
    @valkyriehutton4556 2 года назад +43

    I don't understand why evangelical Christians are so into the swearing now. It's like they just discovered naughty words.

    • @michael_mcgowan
      @michael_mcgowan 2 года назад

      It's because their beliefs aren't based on the teachings of the church or the Bible, but on what the Republican Party says and does. Trump swore, so it must be OK.

  • @thisisSatori
    @thisisSatori 2 года назад +152

    oh damn they really come up with one mediocre joke and then feel so hilarious that they have to repeat it again and again and again

    • @lngvly22
      @lngvly22 2 года назад +7

      True although in all fairness they do the exact same thing on the late night shows and MSNBC… not really a conservative thing just a boring old media thing

    • @jcobbs4523
      @jcobbs4523 2 года назад +6

      Like, when a child finds you laughing after something they did, then they repeat the behavior or action to get the same reaction.

    • @waxeightoneeight
      @waxeightoneeight 2 года назад +5

      “lEt’S gO bRaNdOn!”

    • @greglamm5986
      @greglamm5986 2 года назад +1

      @@lngvly22 No, they don't.

    • @lngvly22
      @lngvly22 2 года назад

      @@greglamm5986
      Watch Trevor Noah, Steven Colbert or Chris Matthews. They’re just as deeply unfunny as FOX. Only people so partisan they literally cannot laugh at anyone other than their political opponents finds it funny.

  • @NastyHudson
    @NastyHudson 2 года назад +107

    The massage parlor Sean goes to has a special. The “Hannity Job”

    • @OTGBob
      @OTGBob 2 года назад +4

      Why you no tip? You go now!

    • @tomriddle8933
      @tomriddle8933 2 года назад

      Is there really a market for getting one's head pushed up their own asshole?

    • @jimschleich8753
      @jimschleich8753 2 года назад +8

      @@OTGBob No tip?!? It's just tip!!

    • @OTGBob
      @OTGBob 2 года назад +1

      @@jimschleich8753 Ha

    • @nexussever
      @nexussever 2 года назад

      Yep, the extra charge is for the magnifying glass needed to find his d$#k.

  • @fromthemoonraccoon
    @fromthemoonraccoon 2 года назад +19

    Hannity: Knock knock
    Sanity: Who's there?
    Hannity: Adam Shiff
    Sanity: Adam Shiff who?
    Hannity: PLEASE LET ME SWEAR

  • @chuckmoser9662
    @chuckmoser9662 2 года назад +119

    I like how he kept having to explain the punch line by repeating it. Sure fire tell that it's a shit joke.

    • @whitneymouse
      @whitneymouse 2 года назад +42

      I think you mean a Schiff joke 😉🥴

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 2 года назад +2

      @@whitneymouse beat me to it! 🤣

    • @theshadow2171
      @theshadow2171 2 года назад +1

      Or an Adam Schiff joke!

  • @robertgrey1377
    @robertgrey1377 2 года назад +13

    I think my two year old is way more endearing when he tells the same joke over and over, but then again I love my son and hate Sean hannity.
    “I don’t know son, why did the chicken cross the road?”

  • @NicLaue
    @NicLaue 2 года назад +7

    Schiff means ship in German... So apparently Hannity really likes boats???

  • @danyeager7561
    @danyeager7561 2 года назад +27

    As bad as the repetition, is his tendency to slow it down, as if he needs to do that so his audience can get it...oh, yeah; not forgetting who his audience is...

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 2 года назад +4

    A definite sign of maturity is repeatedly needing to call your nemesis a derogatory name. True class.

  • @nexussever
    @nexussever 2 года назад +6

    And, Hannity is America's least favorite joke.

  • @jeffreydecoster4461
    @jeffreydecoster4461 2 года назад +48

    Guess Republicans have two jokes now.

    • @lngvly22
      @lngvly22 2 года назад +3

      Are democrats really any better? Not a Republican but let’s not act like the democrats have been a laugh a minute as of late

    • @MajiggerRose
      @MajiggerRose 2 года назад +9

      @@lngvly22 Depends on the type of democrat. There's a wide spectrum for democrats. For example, I'm a registered Democrat along with my parents, but we have some very different political ideologies. That's because the Republican party has become an absolute disaster so any decent people who identified as Republicans before are now moderate Democrats.

    • @lngvly22
      @lngvly22 2 года назад

      @@MajiggerRose
      there’s just as many crazy democrats as crazy republicans and just as many sane democrats as sane republicans. the only difference is that the most recent Republican president was one of the crazy ones and the most recent democratic president has been closer to being sane

    • @JK-vp2ux
      @JK-vp2ux 2 года назад +1

      Donald Trump and ... what now?

    • @isabellaangeline2175
      @isabellaangeline2175 2 года назад

      @@lngvly22 Why can’t we talk about one person with some fucking crybaby bringing the whataboutism? Of course Democrats aren’t perfect, but when any of them try to overthrow the government by interrupting the (up until Trump lost but couldn’t handle it) peaceful transition of power, then you can talk. When it comes to comedy and actually being civilized human beings, yes Democrats are better, tho. If you don’t like this fact then talk to Trump and his cult of human Trump centipedes.
      And please, name any Republican who is actually funny....

  • @cteal2018
    @cteal2018 2 года назад +4

    Funny....in my hood we call ot a Trump. As in a "it smells in there someone took a big Trump"

  • @pumayaya
    @pumayaya 2 года назад +4

    Omg I'm dying of laughter. This guy is a comedic GENIUS!!!
    I hope he starts doing standup. He would sell out stadiums no doubt.

  • @Admiralmeriweather
    @Admiralmeriweather 2 года назад +5

    We're all losing our hannity

  • @chano6555
    @chano6555 2 года назад +7

    You could call it a schiff joke

  • @datgrrl5698
    @datgrrl5698 2 года назад +8

    Missed you, so happy you're back... blessings to you and yours :)

  • @themaestro3034
    @themaestro3034 2 года назад +2

    Type of guy that giggles like a preteen girl if someone says “poopy”.

  • @elliotromero4411
    @elliotromero4411 2 года назад +2

    Hannity has a mouthful of Schiff.

  • @MultiZelda13
    @MultiZelda13 2 года назад +1

    I've never even heard of this guy before today.

  • @redlightmax
    @redlightmax 2 года назад +54

    To be fair, Hannity still manages to be funnier than Steven Crowder.

    • @Puntilaser
      @Puntilaser 2 года назад +1

      Tall order

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 2 года назад +18

      Leukemia is funnier than either of them.

    • @ThisAIisStillLearning
      @ThisAIisStillLearning 2 года назад +2

      TBF, I would be spectacularly great if those guys dropped dead right now.

    • @waycnf7229
      @waycnf7229 2 года назад +2

      @@archstanton6102 I'm more likely to laugh at my stage 3 cancer diagnosis (don't worry I don't think I have cancer) than I am to laugh at a conservative joke
      -Wait I'm getting my blood drawn tomorrow... could this be prophecy?-

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 2 года назад +2

      @@waycnf7229 I did worry someone would be upset with this joke. But it is a John Oliver show.

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog 2 года назад +6

    Can't wait for his Nutflix special

  • @davewitter6565
    @davewitter6565 2 года назад +1

    Sean acumen as a comedian is at the same level as his integrity.

  • @blacxthornE
    @blacxthornE 2 года назад +1

    and people say conservatives are bad at comedy...
    ... or "schiff" at comedy, as Sean Hannity would like to say.

  • @extherionseven7549
    @extherionseven7549 2 года назад +5

    If they hear covfefe they lose their shiff and think its the greatest bit of comedy ever conceived

  • @mikeyf7039
    @mikeyf7039 2 года назад

    What a piece of “Schiff”

  • @armando6593
    @armando6593 2 года назад +3

    Is Hannity in love with Adam Schiff?

  • @elliotromero4411
    @elliotromero4411 2 года назад +1

    Hannity likes to talk a lot about Schiff.

  • @oscarowski
    @oscarowski 2 года назад

    Trump and Hannity spent a week on those.

  • @OTGBob
    @OTGBob 2 года назад

    So original.

  • @kameronsnowe903
    @kameronsnowe903 2 года назад

    Pawn Hannitard, the Mango Mussolini's favorite minion...

  • @Efecretion
    @Efecretion 2 года назад

    Its not the size of the words, its the motion of the mouth!

  • @stevensiferd7104
    @stevensiferd7104 2 года назад

    Thus spake Sean Insanity.

  • @sashimiroll5055
    @sashimiroll5055 2 года назад

    *A D A M S H I F T S H O W*

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 2 года назад +4

    As a Brit and a Londoner, I find it deeply offensive that he's essentially using a similar technique to how Cockney words are created to make a cringey attempt at a joke.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 2 года назад

      He's even fucking up cockney rhyming slang. Cuz last time I checked, shit and Schiff don't rhyme.

    • @carpepoodle
      @carpepoodle 2 года назад

      don't be a banker

    • @shaggydayshorseshow9567
      @shaggydayshorseshow9567 2 года назад +3

      @@carpepoodle doesn't a banker give himself a Hannity Job?

  • @63ah1275
    @63ah1275 2 года назад

    You can't make this Hannity shit up.

  • @accuratealloys
    @accuratealloys 2 года назад +1

    Adolescent mentality.

  • @salmanghani5972
    @salmanghani5972 2 года назад

    He's calling someone names 🤣 is that the joke?

  • @barnkhan
    @barnkhan 2 года назад

    His first Independent thought after years of reading propaganda

    • @JK-vp2ux
      @JK-vp2ux 2 года назад

      "Independent?" Do you really think he came up with that? I'll bet a room full of comedy staffers is just living off that joke until the next one they think up in 20 years.

  • @rroes7319
    @rroes7319 2 года назад

    Who's adam shiff?

  • @JediRavz86
    @JediRavz86 2 года назад

    But can he say it 3 times in a row really fast...

  • @smitisan4984
    @smitisan4984 2 года назад

    Seriously, Shnitty?

  • @hempster333
    @hempster333 2 года назад +1

    Hannity is the joke

  • @bamboolaceway
    @bamboolaceway 2 года назад

    I guess he thinks that's clever.

  • @thehockeyfan8888
    @thehockeyfan8888 2 года назад

    It's funny

  • @neil.o4
    @neil.o4 2 года назад

    Thats a lot of the same Shiff jokes..

  • @timkingsemail
    @timkingsemail 2 года назад

    What a shame this joke is wasted on such a Schiffy show.

  • @AlanEmmons-qw6bg
    @AlanEmmons-qw6bg 2 месяца назад

    And that Shiff has sailed Sean so find another mule to beat or hire a real alleged comedy writer. But don't hire Gutless he's not funny either but thinks he is!!😵. But he's wrong too. SO..........???

  • @SHEandITpodcast1
    @SHEandITpodcast1 2 года назад

    if you have to explain the punchline then the joke is not that good.

  • @tomgraham3612
    @tomgraham3612 2 года назад +2

    Congratulations for learning about the Media Montage. That's the assemblage of numerous cuts of people saying the same thing. Oh, of course, this is nothing new --- Rush Limbaugh was doing them over 20 years ago. Our favorite was the 2000 parade of everyone in the media using the word "gravitas". ruclips.net/video/oMO6Ic00or4/видео.html

    • @ttooll
      @ttooll 2 года назад

      I'm sorry your fake news idols are embarrassments. Go watch more Fox copium and you'll forget all about it, soon.

    • @pigs18
      @pigs18 2 года назад +4

      Congrats for learning about the "And Now This" segment five years into the shows run, Mr. Well Actually.

    • @tomgraham3612
      @tomgraham3612 2 года назад

      @@pigs18 When Rush Limbaugh did this, it was not only hilarious but informative. People were stunned because they didn't know that every news outlet was parroting a common narrative. This became an ongoing theme on Rush's show, and when other shows started tackling the idea of a mainstream media narrative, they began to do the same thing... although Rush was always the best at it. We have been following Sean Hannity on radio and television since the 1990s and we know that he repeats himself a lot, and we know this goes back to the dynamic of radio audiences. We haven't been following THIS show (because, sorry, it just isn't funny enough) and although it seems to be a good gag, it really isn't.

    • @pigs18
      @pigs18 2 года назад +2

      @@tomgraham3612 You didn't need to say you follow Sean Hannity. It was implied.

    • @tomgraham3612
      @tomgraham3612 2 года назад

      @@pigs18 "Implied" means that we deliberately said X, causing you to believe Y. Which we didn't. 'Inferred' means that you believe Y, based on us saying X. Which we think you admitted you did.

  • @lngvly22
    @lngvly22 2 года назад +4

    Hate Sean Hannity but it’s a bit rich of John Oliver to make this presumably right after making a horny joke about an animal for the 20000th time

    • @greglamm5986
      @greglamm5986 2 года назад +3

      Dude, seriously, come up with another idea.

    • @JK-vp2ux
      @JK-vp2ux 2 года назад

      Oliver isn't spending late night telling little Donny what a big, strong, important man he is. Who won the election, yes indeedy!
      When Oliver starts convincing old men (Fox viewers) that all Democrats are pedophiles, we'll talk.

    • @lngvly22
      @lngvly22 2 года назад +2

      @@JK-vp2ux Believe it or not, there is a difference between promoting misinformation and still not being particularly funny and NOT promoting misinformation but still not being funny.

    • @pakxenon
      @pakxenon 2 года назад

      At least it's a different animal every time.