For the novice hunters out there, Big Daddy Dagoth of the House Unmourned has forgotten to mention the importance of tanning your newly acquired pelts, without which they will quickly rot and fall apart, even in the harsh artic conditions of Skyrim. I recommend washing and brushing your pelts in a bucket of brine consisting of alcohol (Honningbrew seems to work best), very high concentrations of salt, and, if possible, Mammoth’s piss. Yes, your pelts will smell like a Giant’s latrine for a while. But, the smell will somewhat fade away after air-curing your pelts for a few days, after which your pelts will become sturdier and more resistant to wear and tear as you travel the wilds to hunt for more pelts. And, in case you’re wondering, you can find these mammoths roaming the planes of Whiterun. Just keep your distance as you wait for one to unload, and wait patiently for the mammoth and accompanying giant to move away a good safe distance (unless you want to be launched high into the heavens by a giant’s club) before quickly scooping as much of that foul golden liquid with a good sturdy bucket. Use a good size skin bladder with a good cork to carry that piss around with you on your travels. Yes, you can use your own if you want to, but your pelts won’t hold together as well as those washed in mammoth’s piss. And, I wouldn’t recommend asking the drunks that come stumbling out of taverns for their contributions either, unless you want all your teeth and ribs smashed to pieces. One other thing about mammoth’s piss is that it smells so foul that it can be used as a last ditch deterrent against your attackers, be they man, mer, or beast (doesn’t work on daedra though). Just throw that stinking liquid on your foes and run like Hircine in the wilds, your attackers will be too busy coughing and retching from the smell to give chase.
Considering the Khajit were created by Azura… is this tradition just a F you to her after changing chimer to the dunmer? Cus killing your mom’s pet cats just because you are pissed at her isn’t cool. Just saying
Dunmer: *moves the crossbow so it points at him* Dunmer season. Khajiit: *forces the crossbow to point at himself* Khajiit season! Fire! *gets shot dead*
Despite being off great age, that wild mer might as wella fellow hunter. They might worship a god that was literally eaten and shit out again, but they are still mer.
These travel guides have been immensely helpful for planning my next trip! For a novice cat hunter do you recommend a guided hunting trip or will I be fine with some fireballs and destruction fortification potions? Keep in mind I have extensive experience in Black Marsh capturing farming tools for my Kwama mine and for their gamey meat that goes great as a stew with ash yams. Thank you Lord Dagoth.
As more experienced hunter I can offer some insight. A guided hunting trip will make it easier for a novice hunter however it is illegal to hunt Khajiit in Skyrim for some reason so you may have to find an illegal Khaj hunter I recommend you head to Riften it should be East to whatever hold you start on and head into the warrens you'll most likely find a Khaj hunter there while this might get you a guided trip there's no guarantee that there will be a Khaj hunter in Riften and the journey will be costly so I don't recommend the Guided trip. If you decide to go on your own I recommend you stick close to the outskirts of western holds like Markarth and Solitude there's generally a lot of Khajiit around those areas however Solitude may be the safer hold since the area around Markarth is home to Mad Bretons called the Forsworn it would be best to stay clear of them and while yes there are many Thalmor around Solitude they don't attack on sight so it would be more safe. If you're using magic I wouldn't recommend a flame spell as that would burn the pelt and overcook the meat instead you should use frost spells that would keep both the pelt and meat fresh speaking of which you should also regularly pour salt on any unused furs and meat to keep them preserved. The Khajiit themselves seem to travel mostly in groups of 5 with 2 or 3 of said Khajiit being the defenders of their group I would recommend going after them first to get them out of the way also since these are most likely going to be Cathey Khajiit their footprints will look similar to human footprints however there will be a subtle difference Khajiit prints tend to have fur on them and may leave an aroma so keep your eye out for those. I believe that should be everything happy hunting.
It's impressive those coats and furs! House Unmourned for the Best hunters, but it's a shame companions can't be skinned... Perhaps if they're alive as you skin them?
I like how he educates people on the Lore about Khajiit, like a "know your enemy"-type of thing. Or in this case, rather a "know your farming tools"-thing
Smear, “LIVE LAUGH LOVE” on the walls of High Hrothgar with your own poop. The Greybeards will teach you a new, secret shout if you do and it will be funny.
I have a entire group of baandari stuffed in a blocked off section of my mansion in auridon, I used a spell to put out their fire one night and hunted them down one by one, was rather disappointing, thought they’d put up more of a fight
I enjoy Dagoth mostly because he hates every other race aside from Dunmer, which I can get behind seeing as I like to embody Pelinal Whitestrake in every playthrough of elder scrolls games.
And people call me the monster for setting Dunmer orphans on fire and letting them loose into Dunmer populated towns after juicing them up on Skooma. By the way, still alive!
Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned? By referencing the tools of kagrenac? Aah such a grand and intoxicating innocence.. To forsake the chance of saying "Strike that Bell with the Sixth House bell hammer"
Dagoth Ur should absolutely explore the Dwemer Ruin's. There's Blackreach too, and I here there's supposedly a lost Dwemer Palace unclaimed. Would be better then staying with a bunch of N'wah Nord's.
Lord Dagoth, many blessings upon your most illustrious name. I offer a trade of 2 crates of Mazte and another of Sujamma in exchange for 3 Khaj pelts. I desire some new tapestries in my toolshed, the farm equipment has been rather unruly lately.
I find myself trying not to think about Inigo when watching a video about Dagoth Ur hunting Khajiit when he’s not looking to rip people and factions a new one. Yes I know he’s a modded character but he’s too good to *not* think about.
Truly a tragedy that the Empire so carelessly outlawed this timeless tradition of the Dunmer people.
Exactly, what a shame.
erasure of tradition :( As always the empire continues to be racist fascists
Shows the ignorance of these mongrol dogs of the empire
*mongrel dogs of the empire.
"But picking them off at a distance is pretty simple if you have the powers of a living god"
Also known as stealth archery.
Vampiric Grip has entered the cat
@@cmelton6796 I know (or dearly hope anyway) that was a spelling error, but my god does it make your sentence horrifying.
For the novice hunters out there, Big Daddy Dagoth of the House Unmourned has forgotten to mention the importance of tanning your newly acquired pelts, without which they will quickly rot and fall apart, even in the harsh artic conditions of Skyrim. I recommend washing and brushing your pelts in a bucket of brine consisting of alcohol (Honningbrew seems to work best), very high concentrations of salt, and, if possible, Mammoth’s piss. Yes, your pelts will smell like a Giant’s latrine for a while. But, the smell will somewhat fade away after air-curing your pelts for a few days, after which your pelts will become sturdier and more resistant to wear and tear as you travel the wilds to hunt for more pelts. And, in case you’re wondering, you can find these mammoths roaming the planes of Whiterun. Just keep your distance as you wait for one to unload, and wait patiently for the mammoth and accompanying giant to move away a good safe distance (unless you want to be launched high into the heavens by a giant’s club) before quickly scooping as much of that foul golden liquid with a good sturdy bucket. Use a good size skin bladder with a good cork to carry that piss around with you on your travels.
Yes, you can use your own if you want to, but your pelts won’t hold together as well as those washed in mammoth’s piss. And, I wouldn’t recommend asking the drunks that come stumbling out of taverns for their contributions either, unless you want all your teeth and ribs smashed to pieces.
One other thing about mammoth’s piss is that it smells so foul that it can be used as a last ditch deterrent against your attackers, be they man, mer, or beast (doesn’t work on daedra though). Just throw that stinking liquid on your foes and run like Hircine in the wilds, your attackers will be too busy coughing and retching from the smell to give chase.
Thank you I need this for this damn cat I found
"this country is- well it WAS absolutely teeming with caravans" lmfaooo
Carvans?
@@HerohammerStudios you know what i meant smart guy
Considering the Khajit were created by Azura… is this tradition just a F you to her after changing chimer to the dunmer?
Cus killing your mom’s pet cats just because you are pissed at her isn’t cool. Just saying
*Khajiit Season!*
*Dunmer Season!*
*Khajiit Season!*
*Dunmer Season!*
I see you are well versed in the classics
Dunmer: *moves the crossbow so it points at him* Dunmer season.
Khajiit: *forces the crossbow to point at himself* Khajiit season! Fire! *gets shot dead*
And people wonder why Azura beat the Chimer with the ugly stick until the dang thing broke.😂
Hahahah
I wonder if Dagoth shall meet the old orc who confused a pair of sabre cats for khajiit
I mean with like the 90 types of khajiit, many of which looking like normal cats, its not that big of a stretch to make that mistake
Despite being off great age, that wild mer might as wella fellow hunter. They might worship a god that was literally eaten and shit out again, but they are still mer.
These travel guides have been immensely helpful for planning my next trip! For a novice cat hunter do you recommend a guided hunting trip or will I be fine with some fireballs and destruction fortification potions? Keep in mind I have extensive experience in Black Marsh capturing farming tools for my Kwama mine and for their gamey meat that goes great as a stew with ash yams. Thank you Lord Dagoth.
As more experienced hunter I can offer some insight.
A guided hunting trip will make it easier for a novice hunter however it is illegal to hunt Khajiit in Skyrim for some reason so you may have to find an illegal Khaj hunter I recommend you head to Riften it should be East to whatever hold you start on and head into the warrens you'll most likely find a Khaj hunter there while this might get you a guided trip there's no guarantee that there will be a Khaj hunter in Riften and the journey will be costly so I don't recommend the Guided trip.
If you decide to go on your own I recommend you stick close to the outskirts of western holds like Markarth and Solitude there's generally a lot of Khajiit around those areas however Solitude may be the safer hold since the area around Markarth is home to Mad Bretons called the Forsworn it would be best to stay clear of them and while yes there are many Thalmor around Solitude they don't attack on sight so it would be more safe.
If you're using magic I wouldn't recommend a flame spell as that would burn the pelt and overcook the meat instead you should use frost spells that would keep both the pelt and meat fresh speaking of which you should also regularly pour salt on any unused furs and meat to keep them preserved.
The Khajiit themselves seem to travel mostly in groups of 5 with 2 or 3 of said Khajiit being the defenders of their group I would recommend going after them first to get them out of the way also since these are most likely going to be Cathey Khajiit their footprints will look similar to human footprints however there will be a subtle difference Khajiit prints tend to have fur on them and may leave an aroma so keep your eye out for those.
I believe that should be everything happy hunting.
Whether or not Khajiit Hunts are banned, you still can't harm the children thanks to Todd's Interference
The power of mods can reverse that deplorable interference.
@@ikmalkamal5830 Go eat a cupcake
@@ikmalkamal5830 remember if you follow big daddy D's example with CHIM, mods are just in universe magic.
It's impressive those coats and furs! House Unmourned for the Best hunters, but it's a shame companions can't be skinned... Perhaps if they're alive as you skin them?
This must be the golden age for Elder Scrolls meming
These are great. Hope daddy Dagoth gets out of prison for Khajiit poaching soon so we can get episode 3.5
NOT FORGOTTEN BY ME THOUGH, SON
Lol. I love all those clothes changes. Hilarious AF.
I like how he educates people on the Lore about Khajiit, like a "know your enemy"-type of thing.
Or in this case, rather a "know your farming tools"-thing
Smear, “LIVE LAUGH LOVE”
on the walls of High Hrothgar with your own poop.
The Greybeards will teach you a new, secret shout if you do and it will be funny.
Legitimate question I want daddy D to answer in the next video, do you hate the cats or the lizards more? I lean towards the cats but I’m unsure
You know I bet Paarthurnax and Dagoth Ur could have a really good conversation if Dagoth Ur could keep his head out of his ass, lol
He'd better be eating those Khajiit he killed; if not, what a waste
Daddygoth, are you planning on visiting some of the lesser known sites of interest in Skyrim? Perhaps some that are not clearly marked on magic maps?
Lore accurate racism is best racism
I have a entire group of baandari stuffed in a blocked off section of my mansion in auridon, I used a spell to put out their fire one night and hunted them down one by one, was rather disappointing, thought they’d put up more of a fight
Wtf is thomas Paine one of the major founding fathers of the united states doing in tamriel?
Who's he paying property taxes to?
The crispness of the "P" when he says pelts is just 🤌🏻💋 chef's kiss
I enjoy Dagoth mostly because he hates every other race aside from Dunmer, which I can get behind seeing as I like to embody Pelinal Whitestrake in every playthrough of elder scrolls games.
Where Ep 3.5 at, Daddy D?
If you provoke me, I will be forced to unsheathe my claws.
we need kahjit clothes for merch
And people call me the monster for setting Dunmer orphans on fire and letting them loose into Dunmer populated towns after juicing them up on Skooma.
By the way, still alive!
Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned? By referencing the tools of kagrenac?
Aah such a grand and intoxicating innocence.. To forsake the chance of saying "Strike that Bell with the Sixth House bell hammer"
Hunting Khajiit should be encouraged and legal across the land, same for the Lizards.
Even the IRS get their taxes from big D
Khajiit season!
Argonian season!
Khajiit season!
Argonian season!
Khajiit season!
Argonian season!
... Dagoth season?!
Love this series and looking forward to more please
Please make episode 4
This is probably the best TES meme channel
Dagoth Ur should absolutely explore the Dwemer Ruin's. There's Blackreach too, and I here there's supposedly a lost Dwemer Palace unclaimed. Would be better then staying with a bunch of N'wah Nord's.
The house unmourned in the palace unclaimed
Lord Dagoth, many blessings upon your most illustrious name.
I offer a trade of 2 crates of Mazte and another of Sujamma in exchange for 3 Khaj pelts. I desire some new tapestries in my toolshed, the farm equipment has been rather unruly lately.
This is why fox hunting needs to be brought back
Replaxe fox with furry
Dagoth ur: these boots are argonian leather.
something about dripped out dagoth ur is killing me
I killed a Khajiit in Skyrim, and somehow, I got a bounty. Someone needs to enlighten the lawgivers of this country....
Imma be real, but Saint Veloth looks like the dragon priest masks.
This shit is funny when i played any elder scrolls im always a dark elf
Its a shame Lord Dagoth never told us other parts of the story. Still w8ing for it, Lord Dagoth
Tuberculosis or whatever n’wah name it was truly did not honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned
Imma play a dunmer on my next playthrough and just hunt khajiit
Kajit fur can keep us warm? Its nice to see that they can actually be useful
Wheres part 3.5??
i love being racist towards kahjiit and argonians
this is entertainment plus education. billiant.
Wonder if Dagoth would recognize an Ohmes breed? They look completely human.
come to bravil
Why would daddy Dagoth not wanting the Khajiit to stay safe. A healthy cat makes tor a much more interesting hunt.
Yes, Lord Dagoth
Even a god pays property taxes.
I hope they add more fucked shit like this to TES6
Imagine a khajit Dragonborn shows up entire warbands are created to hunt them down😂
Dagoth entered whiterun, but did he get to the Cloud District? 🤣
So, when will hunting Imperials be a thing? Or does that fall under the Bosmer ritualistic cannibalism? 😂
Killing Nazeem alone is reason for Daddy Dagoth’s greatness.
Are you ever gonna teach us how to make an argonian tail belt.
Khajiit has many wares, if you know what you are doing and use a good sharp blade.
Remember it's cruel to let the cubs live without their parents
I hope he goes to radiant raiment too trash imperial dog fashion.
Even Dagoth Ur pays taxes…
Thanks great lord! I now have a pair of kitten gloves.
7:58 I’m sorry the taste? Dagoth, wtf
When is the next part of spring break in skyrim?
Truly fun stuff. Love the work.
Hey man you can still hunts farm cats i do it all the time
Kajjin' makes for good livin'.
Holy shit, first time in my life i'm first
Consider it a blessing from the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
Now move along, outlander
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
LOL
hunting kaj heat
🙀
😁😁
You MONSTER, why? My Fluffy.
I find myself trying not to think about Inigo when watching a video about Dagoth Ur hunting Khajiit when he’s not looking to rip people and factions a new one.
Yes I know he’s a modded character but he’s too good to *not* think about.
Will you be continuing this series?
I heard men still hunt for khajits, female khajits if you get what I mean ;)
Ew