Aaron introduces the doors vs wheels thought exercise: Nate, so confidently chooses doors with no hesitation, and Aaron starts listing wheels you wouldn’t normally think of immediately. Nate: “well sure, if you put thought into it, there’s probably more wheels!” Yes Nate, this is what a thought exercise is.
I think y'all should do an entire episode of "Would you rather". Such as: Would you rather have x-ray vision or be able to fly? Would you rather travel to the past or travel to the future? I bet it would create some interesting conversation for a couple hours.
I love how this is categorized as an educational podcast and every week you guys have a topic and come in with research but somehow manage to ask more questions of each other that go unanswered than anything else.
My late grandmother was one of the silliest people ever. (I get any comic sense I have from her.) I clearly remember from my childhood that she was notorious for stopping by to see people on a whim. "Let's stop and see what Wanda is up to" and so on. If someone wasn't home when we made these surprise stops Granny would say, "Let's do something so they'll know someone was here." Normal boring grannies might just tape a note to the door, but not my super cool and very quirky Granny. She would overturn a bucket from their garden and set it by their door, move a lawn chair onto their sidewalk to block their path, or any number of other oddball things. I always thought this was just a generational or regional thing, but after today, well, thank you, Nateland, for helping me to realize some 30 years later that my Grandmother actually had MAD NINJA SKILLS. I now wonder how many pillows the woman swiped from unsuspecting sleepers that the family doesn't know about! This has brought back some great memories and has left me in tears of laughter. (I wonder if someone my Granny knew might read or hear this comment and realize that she visited them while they were at the grocery store back in 1985. Bill is like, "It was Jeanette!!!")
Nates position is that Aaron making good points is a bunch of bullcrap and its so so so funny to me. Aaron makes a good point (as we often do lol) and nate just goes well that doesnt count though
Like Nate, I was pee-shy as a child. I couldn’t go if someone was at the next urinal or was perceived as watching me. When I was 6 or 7, my family was traveling along I-95 when I really had to go and couldn’t wait until the next exit. My dad pulled over to the shoulder and I trekked alone up the hill to the wood line. But that was not far enough. I went into the wood line. Still not far enough. Deep enough that I came to a field. Safe from the prying eyes of motorists, I let the stream go. When I came back to the car in tears, my parents asked “what happened?” To this day I don’t know how I didn’t see or hear it, but a farmer tending the fields on a tractor slowly rolled by, so close I could have peed on the tires. I turned off the flow and ran back crying. Good times.
I would love to hear Nate describe the plot and main characters of well known films he’s never seen. His descriptions of Harry Potter and Dances with Wolves had me DYING !!
Its so great to see Justin on here again, I got to meet him right after his first taping in Springfield, the same club where I had the honor of meeting Dusty Slay this weekend! I want to express my gratitude to all of you down-to-earth comedians that has brought my family closer since we all live in different places, all listen to the pod, and make jokes to each other all the time. Also, my parents met Aaron in St. Louis. Thank you!
There's always anticipation on a Wednesday, wondering what the week's topic will be. This was definitely one of those that had me laughing as soon as I saw it. Haven't even started listening yet and I already know this is exactly the kind of content I came here for.
On a hot wheels car, the wheels turn but the doors don't usually open. Do the doors still count? I'd love to hear Brian weigh in on this when he gets back.
17:36 - The picture of The Rock, side by side with Baby Boulder, I noticed BB is probably using Keeps for Men on the wrong area. Love the show and congrats to Baby Bump and his family.
I was at a wedding last summer where a group of hefty folks collapsed a bench while the bride was reading her vows. The crunch of the wood snapping was so loud everyone turned around and started snickering. It was awful but my favorite part of the wedding.
Aaron, you aren't alone! I went to a private Christian school called Cair Paravel Latin School. It's named after the Chronicles of Narnia book series by C.S. Lewis. It's named that because all the characters in the book are trying to get to Cair Paravel, which is the place of truth and knowledge(Nate is already asleep). Anyway, the school REALLY leans into this, and every time I get an Alumni email, they start it with something like "Hello all you, Kings and Queens of Narnia". Private schools are weird.
Hello Folks! I heard Nate on a geico ad and at first I couldn’t pinpoint the voice but then he started reading like how he does on the pod and I smiled😂
Hello Folks! Been here since episode 1. This podcast is in my top 5 weekly pods I watch/listen to. My FAVORITE thing about the pod in general, is the honest, innocent way Nate asks questions. “Yeah, but what is a Warlord? Like where does he live?” It’s like talking to my niece, she’s 4. But it’s also questions I don’t know the exact answer to. 😂 I love it. Every bit of it. Congratulations to Mr. & Mrs. Breakfast on the arrival of beautiful Baby Biscuit.
“Dances With Wolves” is Kevin Costner’s Indian name given to him because he had befriended a wolf if I remember right. His love interest’s Indian name was “Stands With A Fist”.
Saw ya’ll live in Knoxville last night! Justin you are hilarious, can’t wait to see your career explode. Nate, you KILLED last night!! My face literally hurt from laughing and I noticed when I was walking out I just had a big dumb permanent smile stuck to my face just from laughing so much. I was thoroughly impressed and can’t wait to see you on the road again!
If someone like Dave Chappelle or Bill Burr made that same joke about Jada, I don't think Will would react the same way. Chris Rock handled it like a boss. Respect.
Hey Nate just wanted to let you know that you can rest knowing that you've found your target audience. While I was at your show in evansville I noticed that nearly 9/10 guys in the audience looked just like you. Love your stuff keep it up
Hey Folks! My husband and I recently attended Nate's show in Charleston this past weekend for a quick little anniversary trip. We have been married for a year now on 4-3. My husband, Curt, is a loyal listener to the podcast so it made the perfect gift to him to go see Nate live! It was our first night away from our 3 month old son but the show that Nate, Justin and Graham put on, was such a great distraction. We definitely enjoyed the show with lots of laughs! What I have not enjoyed is trying to determine the wheels and doors dilemma with said husband.. HAHA.
Nate, Justin is right about the pillow. The Ninja keeps the pillow and later they (or the person that hired them) presents it later to guy who had the pillow stolen. This proves that they are not safe and at the mercy of the Ninja. It's like when David spares Saul in 1 Samuel 24 and 26. (I guess David had slightly different motivation). I'll go proofread this now.
Congrats to Baby Daddy and thanks for coming to Charleston! My wife and I really enjoyed the show and we hope your short time in our city was enjoyable as well. Outside after the show, I heard a guy say, "it's like he's too dumb to function, but I guess that's just part of his act." My initial thought was "Dude, I don't know...you should probably listen to the podcast."
Just after Nate talked about smart people using big words to win arguments, Aaronland drops “palindromic” into the conversation in reference to ISIS. ISIS backwards is SISI…as in…people who try to win arguments with big words, even when those big words don’t fit, are sissies. Thank you for making Wednesdays the best day of the week for the folks!
In early 2021 Nate did two shows at Creek and the Cave in Austin. I was attending the second show and I was waiting in the line outside and I see a girl, who was pretty obviously intoxicated, being taken out of the club yelling, “I hugged Nate Bargatze!” and then heard some of the club employees talking about her sneaking into the green room after the show. I always wondered what the story was behind that and if Nate remembers anything about the interaction.
Nate, I think it would be fun, since you guys make your Podcast money using sponsors, to have one of you guys read one fake promotion in each episode and challenge the listeners to spot the one that isn't a real product or service. Your sponsors would thank you, because people would pay more attention during that part of the show.
Isis comes from Egyptian mythology, so a lot of folks used that name for products and services to make them sound premium before ... well, you know. Also, it's not palindromic, Weber. It would have to be Issi to be a palindrome.
I'm super stoked to see your show tonight in Charleston, WV! I'm so glad to finally have a show here in WV especially since it's my favorite comedian. We don't get much here. Bring Breakfast and Aaronland next time!
Sometimes listening to this show is excruciating.... the obvious example of the houses in samurai times would be the houses of Game of Thrones! Still love the podcast, keep up the good work!
I feel Justin was justified in assuming that everyone and their dog knows what FFA is. I can’t believe two grown men from the south have never heard of FFA and are indignant towards someone who is shocked to hear that. Sincerely, a fellow Oklahoman. Also, love the podcast for this very reason. Keep it up guys.
I was raised in a christian/homeschooling household and my mom considered Harry Potter as some evil sorcery. Weirdly enough, we were allowed to watch Lord of the Rings where one of the main characters is a wizard! We also watched Star Wars, where the Jedi follow a religion that gives these people superpowers. Not a lot of consistency from ol mom.
I love how Nate is trying to figure out which martial art suits him best, as if he won’t get absolutely laid out by a 120lb woman in under 45 seconds regardless of the format
Nate- honestly not commenting about the podcast, although I listen weekly. Tennessee kid is the reason I now listen to standup. I have recruited multiple people to the Nate Bargatze bandwagon. But for whatever reason you refuse to come to Charlotte, so I have been forced to pick a city to travel too. My friends said I should set my online dating profile to Tampa and try to find a date that way. (So I officially have 24 days to find someone who wants to have a quality Sunday funday featuring your tour.) You could be the reason my mom stops being concerned about my love life, or I could get murdered. So no pressure. Just please make it a quality show, I won’t forget so if the guy sucks I don’t care, and/or plot a real surprise and add Charlotte to the tour dates. May comment again if this makes the comment quality check to next episode and worthy of a follow up to see our possible contenders. Stay tuned, and thanks for all the laughs.
So excited when I saw Justin Smith was on. Love him! I was just listening to the Oklahoma and Thanksgiving episodes yesterday. 😂 Great episode boys! Excited for when Father Breakfast will return too.
God bless Nate Bargatze. I haven’t laughed so hard - or played a clip so many times - since the infamous PANGuins. Nate’s first attempt at ewe made my face hurt!! Nateland is the best podcast out there by far! Nate - please come back to Kentucky! I missed the show earlier this year and need to see you soon!!
Nate says, "We love you very much.." and I immediately regret ever having watched an episode. That was the beginning of regret, know it will go until the day I die.
Pouring cereal into the toilet is a unique way of describing how poor you grew up. I had a "how poor are you" moment at work the other day. My boss took some of us out to lunch, when I asked where we were going he said, "The country club". I responded with, "Is that a restaurant?" The idea of going inside an actual country club was so far outside of my norm that it seemed more plausible to me that there was a restaurant named "The Country Club".
Aaron's laugh is infectious. Love the show. I have an observation to share. When you did your show in front of a live audience, I think you were more on your game. Either way, you crack me up. Who does your research? Bon bon reads it, but does he also do all the research too?
It’s funny y’all bring up ISIS. I have a student (1st grade) named Isis and a boy came up to me the other day crying and said “Isis said something mean to me.” I responded with “As long as she didn’t say Allah Akbar I think you’re okay buddy.” The joke didn’t land. Between sobs he just said “Whaaaatt?” And I just had to say nothing buddy, go on and keep playing. It was a sad day for me too, I had one of my best comebacks and there was no one around to understand it. Brutal. I also agree with the Will/Chris thing, no joke gives you an excuse to hit somebody, especially not in that kind of environment. They’re public figures, it comes with the territory. Seems like the more money people make or the more power they have, the thinner their skin gets. Anyways, loved the show as always and congrats to Big Daddy Bates!
The wheel vs door debate has been a real rabbit hole for me.. At face value one might think doors; however pulleys, cranks, and gears are all technically wheels, and gates and flaps are technically doors.. It has me looking at EVERY machine/appliance in my house and work and asking myself what doors and wheels are inside
I think Aaron made this door vs wheels thing up. But if you're thinking doors vs wheels then you have to consider all doors like kitchen cabinets, fridge doors, appliance doors, door house doors, etc.
I too am a big fella, and a few years ago my cousin had a bunch of people over to his new home for a BBQ. The house was build on a hill so it was like a terraced Deck in the back. Well I grabbed my plate of food and looked for a place to sit. I saw one on the second level down, there were already about 10-12 people on it but there was a little bit of space, so I took the step from the top deck down to the next level... I hadn't even put all my weight on the deck and I felt it shift... I lifted my foot up and watched the deck collapse Of course everyone looked right at me the big dude with a plate full of food! Fortunately none of the levels were more than a couple feet of the ground so no one got hurt but the Deck was completely broken... Woopsies!
I feel like Nateland and/or Aaronland needs to sponsor a 5k run for gout that Aaron should run in. And y’all can have a different Nateland comic every K cheering on the people running for the gout cure! Matt P
The whole podcast was great up until Arron and Justin completely made Dances with Wolves sound like the worst movie ever and I’ve seen the movie. I’m disappointed guys Banquet would never let something like this happen.
Don’t feel bad, Nate and Justin, I also hadn’t heard about the wheels v. doors debate until I watched, but I’ve thought about it a lot this week. Wheels win. The math is too much to get into in one comment, but for context I used to do these sorts of exercises all the time in job interviews, with questions like “How many lightbulbs are in the City of Los Angeles?” and “How many golf balls would fit inside a 737?” I never ended up getting any of these jobs, and my first thought was doors, so that’s a pretty good indication the right answer is wheels. Either way, just saw you in Knoxville and it was THE BEST. Good luck with the Grammy this week.
Nate's description of embarrassing actors who choose to remain in character off the set reminds me of how much I cringe when I go to a Renaissance Festival.
I was taught to flush my unfinished cereal down the toilet by my step-dad. I grew up in a middle-class home but I was the fool mashing uneaten cereal into the sink, throughout a divorce, until he stepped in and with simple logic dumped it into the toilet? Changed my life
Can someone please explain the concept of pouring unfinished cereal down the toilet?? Why?? All I’ve ever done is eat it all or pour whatever wasn’t finished or hot stale or too soggy in the trash bag/can.
If Nate, or any of the other guys want to learn some "stand-up" martial arts or self-defense, definitely try Krav Maga. There's a great school in Nashville y'all can try out, called Nashville Krav Maga. Y'all should check it out!
Wheels vs Cars might be a close race if you keep it domestic, but wheels wins by a landslide when you remember our friend the shopping cart. Think of how many shopping carts are in every one store!
I must be a Ninja because the amount of times I have gone into my kids rooms while they are sleeping, dodging Lightning McQueen and Elsa’s head, just to reposition blankets and pillows and they DONT wake up. Where is my black belt?
Nate you need to go do TimcastIRL. They'd have you cause you're such a slight celebrity they couldn't not. They get 100+ thousand views a day. My apologies for the math and the punctuation I use. Tim and his crew will fill Aaron in and he can tell you what they're sayin'. Also most funny podcast of twenty twenty one and two put together. Get Dusty Slay more, I gotta see how he does his hair cause I'm just about there.
I love Nate's take on Will Smith. Hollywood is so alien and out of touch with real life. They give a standing ovation immediately following a cowardly act of abuse- its all so insane.
With the ISIS mobile payment comment, the best part is that with every person we were updating everyone’s sim to card to the new ISIS card which was clearly written on every SIM card. At first everyone was cool with it, then with more ISIS things happening around the world you started to get more of Breakfast Bates’ worried look from everyone.
Listening to y’all talk about drinking Coke, especially McDonald’s Coke, and Nate saying he didn’t like drinking Coke out of (a) glass…Nate, you need to visit a Mexican restaurant and ask for a “Mexican Coke.” It’s Coke made in Mexico, with real sugar not corn syrup, bottled in a glass bottle in Mexico. Soooo much better than Coke of any other kind!! Some grocery stores also sell them. It’s worth hunting down! Let me know!!!!
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Aaron introduces the doors vs wheels thought exercise:
Nate, so confidently chooses doors with no hesitation, and Aaron starts listing wheels you wouldn’t normally think of immediately.
Nate: “well sure, if you put thought into it, there’s probably more wheels!” Yes Nate, this is what a thought exercise is.
I love that every name that Nate can pronounce he immediately says after “that’s a good name”😂
Congratulations to Brian and his wife! I’m excited for him to come back; it isn’t the same without him!
I think y'all should do an entire episode of "Would you rather". Such as: Would you rather have x-ray vision or be able to fly? Would you rather travel to the past or travel to the future? I bet it would create some interesting conversation for a couple hours.
I love how this is categorized as an educational podcast and every week you guys have a topic and come in with research but somehow manage to ask more questions of each other that go unanswered than anything else.
My late grandmother was one of the silliest people ever. (I get any comic sense I have from her.) I clearly remember from my childhood that she was notorious for stopping by to see people on a whim. "Let's stop and see what Wanda is up to" and so on. If someone wasn't home when we made these surprise stops Granny would say, "Let's do something so they'll know someone was here." Normal boring grannies might just tape a note to the door, but not my super cool and very quirky Granny. She would overturn a bucket from their garden and set it by their door, move a lawn chair onto their sidewalk to block their path, or any number of other oddball things. I always thought this was just a generational or regional thing, but after today, well, thank you, Nateland, for helping me to realize some 30 years later that my Grandmother actually had MAD NINJA SKILLS. I now wonder how many pillows the woman swiped from unsuspecting sleepers that the family doesn't know about! This has brought back some great memories and has left me in tears of laughter. (I wonder if someone my Granny knew might read or hear this comment and realize that she visited them while they were at the grocery store back in 1985. Bill is like, "It was Jeanette!!!")
That Nate doesn't want to count all wheels in a hypothetical question that is about all the wheels is simply amazing lol
Nates position is that Aaron making good points is a bunch of bullcrap and its so so so funny to me. Aaron makes a good point (as we often do lol) and nate just goes well that doesnt count though
@@aaronvanzile3824 u
I love when Nate just gets exacerbated his reaction at 55:15 is so funny.
Like Nate, I was pee-shy as a child. I couldn’t go if someone was at the next urinal or was perceived as watching me. When I was 6 or 7, my family was traveling along I-95 when I really had to go and couldn’t wait until the next exit. My dad pulled over to the shoulder and I trekked alone up the hill to the wood line. But that was not far enough. I went into the wood line. Still not far enough. Deep enough that I came to a field. Safe from the prying eyes of motorists, I let the stream go.
When I came back to the car in tears, my parents asked “what happened?” To this day I don’t know how I didn’t see or hear it, but a farmer tending the fields on a tractor slowly rolled by, so close I could have peed on the tires. I turned off the flow and ran back crying. Good times.
I would love to hear Nate describe the plot and main characters of well known films he’s never seen. His descriptions of Harry Potter and Dances with Wolves had me DYING !!
I feel like the underlying joke with this episode is how seriously Justin is discussing ninjas and samurai and how intensely Nate is listening
Its so great to see Justin on here again, I got to meet him right after his first taping in Springfield, the same club where I had the honor of meeting Dusty Slay this weekend! I want to express my gratitude to all of you down-to-earth comedians that has brought my family closer since we all live in different places, all listen to the pod, and make jokes to each other all the time. Also, my parents met Aaron in St. Louis. Thank you!
There's always anticipation on a Wednesday, wondering what the week's topic will be. This was definitely one of those that had me laughing as soon as I saw it. Haven't even started listening yet and I already know this is exactly the kind of content I came here for.
On a hot wheels car, the wheels turn but the doors don't usually open. Do the doors still count?
I'd love to hear Brian weigh in on this when he gets back.
If I draw a picture of a door is that a door or a picture? If a door doesn't door its just a fancy wall.
17:36 - The picture of The Rock, side by side with Baby Boulder, I noticed BB is probably using Keeps for Men on the wrong area.
Love the show and congrats to Baby Bump and his family.
I was at a wedding last summer where a group of hefty folks collapsed a bench while the bride was reading her vows. The crunch of the wood snapping was so loud everyone turned around and started snickering. It was awful but my favorite part of the wedding.
Aaron, you aren't alone! I went to a private Christian school called Cair Paravel Latin School. It's named after the Chronicles of Narnia book series by C.S. Lewis. It's named that because all the characters in the book are trying to get to Cair Paravel, which is the place of truth and knowledge(Nate is already asleep). Anyway, the school REALLY leans into this, and every time I get an Alumni email, they start it with something like "Hello all you, Kings and Queens of Narnia". Private schools are weird.
Hello Folks! I heard Nate on a geico ad and at first I couldn’t pinpoint the voice but then he started reading like how he does on the pod and I smiled😂
There is something different about Biscuits in this episode...maybe it's the hat.
Hello Folks!
Been here since episode 1. This podcast is in my top 5 weekly pods I watch/listen to.
My FAVORITE thing about the pod in general, is the honest, innocent way Nate asks questions. “Yeah, but what is a Warlord? Like where does he live?”
It’s like talking to my niece, she’s 4. But it’s also questions I don’t know the exact answer to. 😂 I love it. Every bit of it. Congratulations to Mr. & Mrs. Breakfast on the arrival of beautiful Baby Biscuit.
What about cabnet doors? You guys had 8 of those just in that room. If he counts any kind of wheel u need to count anytime of door
Is a toilet lid a door?
@@brockmeade4450 no but a cabinet door is
A microwave has a door on it a toilet has just what you said a lid
@@matthewtanner7511 But it has hinges and you have to open it to get somewhere.
“Dances With Wolves” is Kevin Costner’s Indian name given to him because he had befriended a wolf if I remember right. His love interest’s Indian name was “Stands With A Fist”.
I almost commented on that ! Also Nate needs to watch this film.
Saw ya’ll live in Knoxville last night! Justin you are hilarious, can’t wait to see your career explode. Nate, you KILLED last night!! My face literally hurt from laughing and I noticed when I was walking out I just had a big dumb permanent smile stuck to my face just from laughing so much. I was thoroughly impressed and can’t wait to see you on the road again!
This is my absolute favorite podcast! Thanks for making me laugh every week :) - Michelle
If someone like Dave Chappelle or Bill Burr made that same joke about Jada, I don't think Will would react the same way. Chris Rock handled it like a boss. Respect.
I'm curious to know how Nate would handle that. I agree with you.
Hey Nate just wanted to let you know that you can rest knowing that you've found your target audience. While I was at your show in evansville I noticed that nearly 9/10 guys in the audience looked just like you. Love your stuff keep it up
Hey Folks! My husband and I recently attended Nate's show in Charleston this past weekend for a quick little anniversary trip. We have been married for a year now on 4-3. My husband, Curt, is a loyal listener to the podcast so it made the perfect gift to him to go see Nate live! It was our first night away from our 3 month old son but the show that Nate, Justin and Graham put on, was such a great distraction. We definitely enjoyed the show with lots of laughs! What I have not enjoyed is trying to determine the wheels and doors dilemma with said husband.. HAHA.
Nate, Justin is right about the pillow. The Ninja keeps the pillow and later they (or the person that hired them) presents it later to guy who had the pillow stolen. This proves that they are not safe and at the mercy of the Ninja. It's like when David spares Saul in 1 Samuel 24 and 26. (I guess David had slightly different motivation).
I'll go proofread this now.
Congrats to Baby Daddy and thanks for coming to Charleston! My wife and I really enjoyed the show and we hope your short time in our city was enjoyable as well. Outside after the show, I heard a guy say, "it's like he's too dumb to function, but I guess that's just part of his act." My initial thought was "Dude, I don't know...you should probably listen to the podcast."
Just after Nate talked about smart people using big words to win arguments, Aaronland drops “palindromic” into the conversation in reference to ISIS. ISIS backwards is SISI…as in…people who try to win arguments with big words, even when those big words don’t fit, are sissies. Thank you for making Wednesdays the best day of the week for the folks!
Who's ready for The Nateland Movie!!!
Starring...
Nate Bargatze, Aaron "Somebody Stop Me" Weber and, of course, Breakfast Bar!
Guest starring...
Justin Smith, Dusty Slay, Mike Vecchione, Nic Novicki, Dustin Chafen and Jay Cutler.
Aaron and Justin should recreate the picture of the baby on Brian’s chest, only where Aaron is the baby and he’s resting on Justin’s chest 🤣😂
Gross
Nope. Nope.
In early 2021 Nate did two shows at Creek and the Cave in Austin. I was attending the second show and I was waiting in the line outside and I see a girl, who was pretty obviously intoxicated, being taken out of the club yelling, “I hugged Nate Bargatze!” and then heard some of the club employees talking about her sneaking into the green room after the show. I always wondered what the story was behind that and if Nate remembers anything about the interaction.
Nate, I think it would be fun, since you guys make your Podcast money using sponsors, to have one of you guys read one fake promotion in each episode and challenge the listeners to spot the one that isn't a real product or service. Your sponsors would thank you, because people would pay more attention during that part of the show.
Isis comes from Egyptian mythology, so a lot of folks used that name for products and services to make them sound premium before ... well, you know. Also, it's not palindromic, Weber. It would have to be Issi to be a palindrome.
I'm super stoked to see your show tonight in Charleston, WV! I'm so glad to finally have a show here in WV especially since it's my favorite comedian. We don't get much here. Bring Breakfast and Aaronland next time!
Would love to see Nate on the next Cobra Kai.
Sometimes listening to this show is excruciating.... the obvious example of the houses in samurai times would be the houses of Game of Thrones! Still love the podcast, keep up the good work!
I feel Justin was justified in assuming that everyone and their dog knows what FFA is. I can’t believe two grown men from the south have never heard of FFA and are indignant towards someone who is shocked to hear that. Sincerely, a fellow Oklahoman. Also, love the podcast for this very reason. Keep it up guys.
Can we talk for a minute about how Justin pronounces “pell-low”?
I was raised in a christian/homeschooling household and my mom considered Harry Potter as some evil sorcery.
Weirdly enough, we were allowed to watch Lord of the Rings where one of the main characters is a wizard! We also watched Star Wars, where the Jedi follow a religion that gives these people superpowers. Not a lot of consistency from ol mom.
I love how Nate is trying to figure out which martial art suits him best, as if he won’t get absolutely laid out by a 120lb woman in under 45 seconds regardless of the format
Nate- honestly not commenting about the podcast, although I listen weekly. Tennessee kid is the reason I now listen to standup. I have recruited multiple people to the Nate Bargatze bandwagon. But for whatever reason you refuse to come to Charlotte, so I have been forced to pick a city to travel too. My friends said I should set my online dating profile to Tampa and try to find a date that way. (So I officially have 24 days to find someone who wants to have a quality Sunday funday featuring your tour.) You could be the reason my mom stops being concerned about my love life, or I could get murdered. So no pressure. Just please make it a quality show, I won’t forget so if the guy sucks I don’t care, and/or plot a real surprise and add Charlotte to the tour dates.
May comment again if this makes the comment quality check to next episode and worthy of a follow up to see our possible contenders. Stay tuned, and thanks for all the laughs.
So excited when I saw Justin Smith was on. Love him! I was just listening to the Oklahoma and Thanksgiving episodes yesterday. 😂 Great episode boys! Excited for when Father Breakfast will return too.
In that case….
Are cabinets considered doors? 🤔
The debate continues! #teamdoors
God bless Nate Bargatze. I haven’t laughed so hard - or played a clip so many times - since the infamous PANGuins. Nate’s first attempt at ewe made my face hurt!! Nateland is the best podcast out there by far! Nate - please come back to Kentucky! I missed the show earlier this year and need to see you soon!!
Nate says, "We love you very much.." and I immediately regret ever having watched an episode. That was the beginning of regret, know it will go until the day I die.
In all fairness, if anyone needs to be contributing to Wikipedia it’s Nateland Podcast.
Pouring cereal into the toilet is a unique way of describing how poor you grew up. I had a "how poor are you" moment at work the other day. My boss took some of us out to lunch, when I asked where we were going he said, "The country club". I responded with, "Is that a restaurant?" The idea of going inside an actual country club was so far outside of my norm that it seemed more plausible to me that there was a restaurant named "The Country Club".
Did anyone notice that Aaron said you can "start a new family" with Upstart....
Yes😂 it was really funny that everyone just let it slide, like debt is the only thing holding people back from this "common practice"!
The last samurai is actually really good. People make fun of it because they have no taste.
Aaron's laugh is infectious. Love the show. I have an observation to share. When you did your show in front of a live audience, I think you were more on your game. Either way, you crack me up.
Who does your research? Bon bon reads it, but does he also do all the research too?
After hearing a wheel/door argument, I wish Will Smith would run up and slap me.
If you pronounce it Wheel Smith does that count as another wheel?
Dances with Wolves is an amazing movie! It’s a must watch!
The fact that Nate did Joe Rogan but decided to discuss MMA with these two is hilarious!
It’s funny y’all bring up ISIS. I have a student (1st grade) named Isis and a boy came up to me the other day crying and said “Isis said something mean to me.” I responded with “As long as she didn’t say Allah Akbar I think you’re okay buddy.”
The joke didn’t land. Between sobs he just said “Whaaaatt?” And I just had to say nothing buddy, go on and keep playing.
It was a sad day for me too, I had one of my best comebacks and there was no one around to understand it. Brutal.
I also agree with the Will/Chris thing, no joke gives you an excuse to hit somebody, especially not in that kind of environment. They’re public figures, it comes with the territory. Seems like the more money people make or the more power they have, the thinner their skin gets.
Anyways, loved the show as always and congrats to Big Daddy Bates!
The wheel vs door debate has been a real rabbit hole for me.. At face value one might think doors; however pulleys, cranks, and gears are all technically wheels, and gates and flaps are technically doors.. It has me looking at EVERY machine/appliance in my house and work and asking myself what doors and wheels are inside
I think Aaron made this door vs wheels thing up. But if you're thinking doors vs wheels then you have to consider all doors like kitchen cabinets, fridge doors, appliance doors, door house doors, etc.
I too am a big fella, and a few years ago my cousin had a bunch of people over to his new home for a BBQ. The house was build on a hill so it was like a terraced Deck in the back. Well I grabbed my plate of food and looked for a place to sit. I saw one on the second level down, there were already about 10-12 people on it but there was a little bit of space, so I took the step from the top deck down to the next level... I hadn't even put all my weight on the deck and I felt it shift... I lifted my foot up and watched the deck collapse Of course everyone looked right at me the big dude with a plate full of food! Fortunately none of the levels were more than a couple feet of the ground so no one got hurt but the Deck was completely broken... Woopsies!
“I mean they have modern weapons now dude” lmao I shouldn’t be dying at that comment from Aaron. Damn that’s hilarious.
the more justin talked about dances with wolves the more it seemed like he's never seen it. it's not about wolves! haha
Rooting for Nate to win a Grammy!!
I was excited to see Justin Smith on the show. Thought he was great at the Durham show.
When walking up to a packed urinal trough I always say out loud “You know what they say about peeing in a trough? There’s always room for one more!”
I feel like Nateland and/or Aaronland needs to sponsor a 5k run for gout that Aaron should run in. And y’all can have a different Nateland comic every K cheering on the people running for the gout cure!
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LOL. Nate's take on Muay Thai vs Jiu Jitsu is exactly why I chose Muay Thai too. I don't want to be rolling on the ground with grown men.
The whole podcast was great up until Arron and Justin completely made Dances with Wolves sound like the worst movie ever and I’ve seen the movie. I’m disappointed guys Banquet would never let something like this happen.
Don’t feel bad, Nate and Justin, I also hadn’t heard about the wheels v. doors debate until I watched, but I’ve thought about it a lot this week. Wheels win. The math is too much to get into in one comment, but for context I used to do these sorts of exercises all the time in job interviews, with questions like “How many lightbulbs are in the City of Los Angeles?” and “How many golf balls would fit inside a 737?”
I never ended up getting any of these jobs, and my first thought was doors, so that’s a pretty good indication the right answer is wheels.
Either way, just saw you in Knoxville and it was THE BEST. Good luck with the Grammy this week.
What jobs were u applying for?
Nate's description of embarrassing actors who choose to remain in character off the set reminds me of how much I cringe when I go to a Renaissance Festival.
I was taught to flush my unfinished cereal down the toilet by my step-dad. I grew up in a middle-class home but I was the fool mashing uneaten cereal into the sink, throughout a divorce, until he stepped in and with simple logic dumped it into the toilet? Changed my life
So funny. I don't think I've ever let a bowl of cereal go unfinished
I'm with you Aaron & Justin! More wheels!
What about cabinet doors, refrigerator doors, dishwasher doors, plenty of niche doors too
No credit for the wheels doors debate? :(
There’s obviously more doors than wheels if you don’t count all the wheels.
Glove compartment, hood, and trunk are all doors, right? Some vehicles have a “fuel/gas” door. Does the oil cap count?
On tires vs wheels, tire manufacturers make tons of replacement wheels for cars/trucks. No one is making replacement car doors.
Thought I was gonna be the first comment, but a spam account beat me to it! Thanks for the content, Folks!
First to me!
1:42:00 "If you look in your closet and most of your clothes are military... you might be a warlord."
I love Justin Smith
Man Jusin’s football samurai story had me cracking up.
I was originally team doors, but after Nate sided with doors, I immediately second guessed my stance. I am now team wheels.
Can someone please explain the concept of pouring unfinished cereal down the toilet?? Why?? All I’ve ever done is eat it all or pour whatever wasn’t finished or hot stale or too soggy in the trash bag/can.
The Will Smith slap didn’t changed my opinion. I always think its a bad idea to make a joke about guys wife within walking distance.
17:50 "Which one is which again?" He doesn't mean which one is the Rock, he means which one is Brian and which one is the baby
Y'all forgot about "Surf Ninjas". Anyone with me?! 😅
Aaron: “Well, they have modern weapons now…” hahaha, they still have to learn hand to hand combat, dude! That’s hilarious.
Does Ayayron do the ads cuz he reads good?
Love you guys. But I need my Bates fix. 🥺
Dances with wolves conversation is hilarious, it's Costner's name given to him by the native American's! 😂
Regarding the Slap heard around the world…I felt so bad for Chris Rock. He handled it like a true pro…
If Nate, or any of the other guys want to learn some "stand-up" martial arts or self-defense, definitely try Krav Maga. There's a great school in Nashville y'all can try out, called Nashville Krav Maga. Y'all should check it out!
I wish you could have Chris Rock on Nateland. Maybe talk about his old show Everybody Hates Chris.
Wheels vs Cars might be a close race if you keep it domestic, but wheels wins by a landslide when you remember our friend the shopping cart. Think of how many shopping carts are in every one store!
I must be a Ninja because the amount of times I have gone into my kids rooms while they are sleeping, dodging Lightning McQueen and Elsa’s head, just to reposition blankets and pillows and they DONT wake up. Where is my black belt?
Nate you need to go do TimcastIRL. They'd have you cause you're such a slight celebrity they couldn't not. They get 100+ thousand views a day. My apologies for the math and the punctuation I use. Tim and his crew will fill Aaron in and he can tell you what they're sayin'. Also most funny podcast of twenty twenty one and two put together. Get Dusty Slay more, I gotta see how he does his hair cause I'm just about there.
I love Nate's take on Will Smith. Hollywood is so alien and out of touch with real life. They give a standing ovation immediately following a cowardly act of abuse- its all so insane.
With the ISIS mobile payment comment, the best part is that with every person we were updating everyone’s sim to card to the new ISIS card which was clearly written on every SIM card. At first everyone was cool with it, then with more ISIS things happening around the world you started to get more of Breakfast Bates’ worried look from everyone.
Listening to y’all talk about drinking Coke, especially McDonald’s Coke, and Nate saying he didn’t like drinking Coke out of (a) glass…Nate, you need to visit a Mexican restaurant and ask for a “Mexican Coke.” It’s Coke made in Mexico, with real sugar not corn syrup, bottled in a glass bottle in Mexico. Soooo much better than Coke of any other kind!! Some grocery stores also sell them. It’s worth hunting down! Let me know!!!!
Is a jar lid a wheel or a door?
You are neglecting the cabinet doors in that room.
Where does Nate’s get the comments he reads? He’s been missing some good ones in the RUclips comment section. Just saying