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  • @C_In_Outlaw3817
    @C_In_Outlaw3817 Год назад +21108

    $10?! $10 for all that . Good or bad I’ll prob still eat it

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle Год назад +564

      Eating that good meow meow and bark bark meat 😂😂😮

    • @C_In_Outlaw3817
      @C_In_Outlaw3817 Год назад +1123

      @@PlatinumHustle if it costs $10 then sign me up

    • @sip5257
      @sip5257 Год назад +27

      Hell
      Yeah

    • @jugghead82
      @jugghead82 Год назад +18

      Agreed

    • @BruceWaynge
      @BruceWaynge Год назад +14

      They do more than that normally for $10

  • @Heyec
    @Heyec Год назад +2217

    The moment you said trash, I knew in my heart it was a 10.

    • @CarinoGamingStudio
      @CarinoGamingStudio 5 месяцев назад

      west hates china now so thats why. but in reality they are arrogant now. oh im wrong they show there true color on the world.

    • @antonioluna4538
      @antonioluna4538 5 месяцев назад +15

      ☠️☠️

    • @sev8608
      @sev8608 5 месяцев назад +96

      On god it is LMAO I don't have refined tastes like this guy who keeps buying absurdly priced food, especially growing up in Asia

    • @CarinoGamingStudio
      @CarinoGamingStudio 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@sev8608 in asia buying priced food are for middle and rich people only.

    • @sev8608
      @sev8608 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@CarinoGamingStudio I know thats why I knew it would be good

  • @504spvzz7
    @504spvzz7 Год назад +11059

    For $10 it'll talk your stomach out of growling.

    • @Kurdykur4240
      @Kurdykur4240 Год назад +161

      Grubtent

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle Год назад +98

      That meat was growling and meowing too before it was cooked 😮🤣

    • @quyxanh
      @quyxanh Год назад +19

      @@PlatinumHustle 🤣🤣🤣😐😐😐

    • @whyyoumadbro2370
      @whyyoumadbro2370 Год назад +83

      ​@@PlatinumHustle Bro that shit was made in American malls lol. That must mean they eat dogs and cats too?

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle Год назад +13

      @@whyyoumadbro2370 take the joke and move on. But hey, next time you see a Chinese place in a strip mall, look and see if there’s a veterinarian place in the same strip mall or across the street 🤔🤣

  • @r4v4g3r
    @r4v4g3r Год назад +301

    The broccoli soaked in sauce is a Chinese staple as far as I’m concerned, best part of the meal 😂

    • @西瓜-o8w
      @西瓜-o8w 4 месяца назад +6

      这不是真正的中餐,橙子鸡,西兰花炒牛肉这些不是中餐,中国人也不经常吃炒面和春卷,真正的中餐有八个主要菜系,此外还有新疆菜,云南菜,东北菜,蒙餐,藏餐等地方菜系

    • @puga4202
      @puga4202 4 месяца назад +11

      @@西瓜-o8w 他并没有问你什么是真正的中餐。这不重要。对他们来说好不好吃才重要。

    • @jakesnussbuster3565
      @jakesnussbuster3565 4 месяца назад

      ​@@西瓜-o8wno one asked

  • @AbuZaynab1
    @AbuZaynab1 6 месяцев назад +778

    5.8 outta 10, but homie gobbled that shit up like it was his last meal on death row.

  • @OriginalSirSpeaksAlot
    @OriginalSirSpeaksAlot Год назад +2606

    When you were raised so poor that sandwiches were restaurant quality, mall Chinese food was like being given food from God almighty. I will forever love it

    • @l-train7876
      @l-train7876 Год назад +14

      It has nothing to do with being poor.

    • @mrpinkfreak4168
      @mrpinkfreak4168 Год назад +143

      @@l-train7876 No one asked

    • @mrpinkfreak4168
      @mrpinkfreak4168 Год назад +41

      @@l-train7876 your name fits

    • @WayCoolNurse
      @WayCoolNurse Год назад +16

      I feel ya! But I love the quality food where the Chinese people eat too! A different experience.

    • @l-train7876
      @l-train7876 Год назад

      @@mrpinkfreak4168 correct, I’m from Chicago.

  • @linx5932
    @linx5932 Год назад +2754

    He know damn well he still ate that whole plate 😂

    • @aronblanche
      @aronblanche 6 месяцев назад +28

      An outside food is always good food we all know that

    • @SuckMyJohnson
      @SuckMyJohnson 5 месяцев назад

      Know damn well he tru it right in the dumpster soon as the short ended

    • @nay9705
      @nay9705 5 месяцев назад +4

      He always does 😂

    • @GabrielGarcia-300
      @GabrielGarcia-300 5 месяцев назад +12

      He's just another silver spoon fed beta kid. He's probably never had hard times in his life, where $10 fo a meal taste amazing. Even goin to the store to get the ingredients for that would be more expensive than $10.

    • @MarkyIsNow
      @MarkyIsNow 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@GabrielGarcia-300 The jealousy is wild 🤦

  • @ameliad1231
    @ameliad1231 Год назад +6766

    Bro expects a 5 star meal for $10😂

    • @tomli9793
      @tomli9793 Год назад +152

      Do you know what is more terrifying? Sometimes this sentence is not a joke💀

    • @ramseythompson1632
      @ramseythompson1632 Год назад +12

      Rite trippin

    • @deontaestriggles8361
      @deontaestriggles8361 Год назад +46

      two things he never said he expects it to be 5 star for two that logic is not accurate 5 star meals can be 100$ and still be nasty

    • @ameliad1231
      @ameliad1231 Год назад +90

      @@deontaestriggles8361 dude went to a Chinese food place in a mall and paid $10 he should expect it to taste like the heavens. hop off his lap

    • @ivanmolina5050
      @ivanmolina5050 Год назад +12

      Haha fr he hella spoon fed 😂

  • @NigelThornbery
    @NigelThornbery Год назад +950

    “What’s fresh?”
    “Don’t worry about it”

    • @damage_626
      @damage_626 9 месяцев назад +23

      I can’t even explain the confusion I would have

    • @denisenichols3854
      @denisenichols3854 6 месяцев назад +13

      you know salmonella is coming

    • @Emmanuel-om2zq
      @Emmanuel-om2zq 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jerz18
      @jerz18 5 месяцев назад +6

      That’s why he gave him all that ain’t nothing on there fresh lol

    • @KhayreeMiles
      @KhayreeMiles 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @livinglegend450
    @livinglegend450 5 месяцев назад +72

    Dude yall so spoiled 😂😂 this shit fire

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 4 месяца назад +4

      For sure this Kev guy is such a Kevin/Karen

    • @roygbiv9038
      @roygbiv9038 4 месяца назад

      Ungrateful pos had the audacity to complain that the egg roll wasn’t hand made when he only paid $10 for all that food.

    • @tycrabapple9282
      @tycrabapple9282 Месяц назад

      Or it's just cheap mid food which is exactly what everyone expects. He gave it a 5.8 that ain't a terrible score

  • @KozaiDesign
    @KozaiDesign Год назад +1434

    As a chinese person, on occasion, mall chinese food just hits the spot LOL

  • @cheex9861
    @cheex9861 Год назад +490

    I aint complaining if I paid 10$ for that lol

  • @musicwithj1759
    @musicwithj1759 Год назад +2418

    Bro complaining about quality at a Chinese mall stand 💀💀

    • @BlackCreekAlabama
      @BlackCreekAlabama Год назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nolabets3130
      @nolabets3130 Год назад +51

      Did he complain or did he just rate the food?

    • @rickkroll
      @rickkroll Год назад +2

      Vine boom, "huh?"

    • @reasons..
      @reasons.. Год назад +26

      ​@@nolabets3130 both buddy

    • @SkywardKing
      @SkywardKing Год назад +6

      There are actually ones with great food, so it's worth rating.

  • @Reese1882yw
    @Reese1882yw 5 месяцев назад +108

    People don’t go to places like this for good quality food it’s just cheap and convenient when you’re broke. This is a meal that can last you an entire day if you portion it out and in all honesty I’m thankful for places like this.

    • @mermaidtingzzz
      @mermaidtingzzz 4 месяца назад

      Nah, the food should absolutely taste good lol.

  • @graefx
    @graefx 6 месяцев назад +25

    Mall chinese food is like 5lbs of godliness. When you broke, high, or on the odd mall stop after a school field trip, that shit was what you needed. Maybe its a 90s kid thing. That shit is what I hit up when I got one of those depressed day. The mall might be all but abandoned, but that chinese place has been there for 25 years and the pictures and prices havent changed.

  • @nighthawk0077
    @nighthawk0077 Год назад +1739

    First time I've ever heard anyone ask if mall Chinese food is that good.

    • @I_am_box
      @I_am_box Год назад +22

      I mean it’s Chinese food that you find at the mall. It’s probably not gonna be too good, but damn I’d still eat that

    • @llandonross1372
      @llandonross1372 Год назад +37

      Mall Chinese is the best

    • @mattclark6465
      @mattclark6465 Год назад +11

      ​@@llandonross1372 yeah the malls down here in florida have the best chinese food. The individual restaurants are shitty. It also depends on which mall and which chinese place in the mall that u go to. Not every mall is the same lol. This guy probably went to a random mall. How hasnt he had mall chinese food yet!!!!

    • @Lia-ij4mg
      @Lia-ij4mg Год назад +2

      @@mattclark6465 yea cause pembroke mall chinese food is good, better than aventura’s

    • @mattclark6465
      @mattclark6465 Год назад

      @@Lia-ij4mg lmao

  • @Marless2476
    @Marless2476 Год назад +550

    Mall Chinese food be bussin. You may be at the wrong mall.

    • @leorios8279
      @leorios8279 Год назад

      Nah you’re tripping

    • @ezbred8145
      @ezbred8145 Год назад +32

      @@leorios8279you just forget there are hundreds of malls some of those Chinese mall shops good as hell

    • @spongebobgotthesudsbecause5169
      @spongebobgotthesudsbecause5169 11 месяцев назад

      The one close to where I live is having some of the best sweet and sour chicken that ever ate

    • @AsuraZoro661
      @AsuraZoro661 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@leorios8279nah you are, mall Chinese food is good when you find a place that isn't cheap and decently priced but not overpriced 🥱🥱

    • @warclassics
      @warclassics 11 месяцев назад

      yeah the thing about mall food is the stand won't survive if the food is bad so i think the place he went to has to be new. the chinese spot at my mall is good asf

  • @ziyaokong9493
    @ziyaokong9493 Год назад +334

    Bro expects the food to be fresh when the shop has a layout like that

    • @ShadaeMastersAstrology
      @ShadaeMastersAstrology Год назад +10

      This guy is hilarious with a certain degree of dry humor. I’m subscribed to like 4 food bloggers who are low key half food connoisseurs and half comedians 😂😂

  • @Hotep982
    @Hotep982 Год назад +39

    Hipster discovers mall Chinese food and complains about the quality 😂😂😂

    • @Valentina_Lat
      @Valentina_Lat 4 месяца назад +6

      Yup. This guy is super cringe

    • @tycrabapple9282
      @tycrabapple9282 Месяц назад

      You want him to lie and say it's a 10/10? 5.8 isn't even that bad of a rating, he's literally reviewing the food and giving his opinion, THE POINT OF THE VIDEO, and y'all still find a way to be mad. Smh

  • @SUPERCOOLEO
    @SUPERCOOLEO Год назад +329

    Listen.. man $10 for that is a damn steal!

    • @GOJOSATORUWILLIVE
      @GOJOSATORUWILLIVE Год назад

      here in san fransisco in chinatown they would charge 5 bucks for that and boba despite how expensive san fransisco is

    • @yashvardhankumar137
      @yashvardhankumar137 Год назад +1

      Habibi come to india, in $10 you can eat a whole day food

  • @RyRyman
    @RyRyman Год назад +147

    Bro just talkin💀 everyone knows mall Chinese chicken taste fuego👌🏽

  • @mwood341
    @mwood341 6 месяцев назад +37

    Fun fact: if you were to try to build this same plate at your local Wegman’s Marketplace, it’d cost you $50-$60 (they charge $15.99 per lb)

    • @CarinoGamingStudio
      @CarinoGamingStudio 5 месяцев назад +1

      and he rate is as if was like local food price. 😂

  • @armasapee
    @armasapee 10 месяцев назад +13

    Guy dissing the plate still ate it and didnt gave the homie enough credit for serving him that much food. Justice for Quandingle.🙏😔

    • @CarinoGamingStudio
      @CarinoGamingStudio 5 месяцев назад

      well i dont think west gives justice this days anyway. lol.

  • @zombiewombb
    @zombiewombb Год назад +151

    Bro roasting free food lmao😂I would have torn it up no questions asked

    • @shido_rimru_
      @shido_rimru_ Год назад +1

      No bodbody cares bro

    • @zombiewombb
      @zombiewombb Год назад +40

      @@shido_rimru_ you obviously care to type in a 3 week old comment 💀weird ahh

    • @unknownperson3747
      @unknownperson3747 Год назад

      He rated it doofus☠️ Want you to tell him its the best thing ever? Also no one gives a shit how you would eat it its his opinion! 😂

    • @nobitches1435
      @nobitches1435 Год назад

      DAMN

    • @reasons..
      @reasons.. Год назад

      ​@@shido_rimru_ you took time to reply with yo goofy ass

  • @Coolness18304
    @Coolness18304 Год назад +29

    I remember this Chinese food place in the mall here in Detroit about 20 years ago. It was so good, the line would be wrapped around the mall. Price? $4.75.

    • @Ruben-nq3sp
      @Ruben-nq3sp Год назад

      $4.75? Jesus, how much is that menu nowadays in that area?

  • @bryx170
    @bryx170 Год назад +305

    "The chicken is drier than your girl." 😂

  • @SaucyMamas
    @SaucyMamas 8 месяцев назад +8

    “At least five hours.” 😂💀 so specific.

    • @DPjulio
      @DPjulio 5 месяцев назад

      That not even too bad lol

  • @TriggTheTrainer
    @TriggTheTrainer 5 месяцев назад +6

    Good? Slightly! Get you full? Tremendously 😂😂😂

  • @zelrius8714
    @zelrius8714 Год назад +111

    Mall Chinese food is always good.. at least the one near me is. We go so often that we know the workers and everything, my mom even gave gifts to them. And sometimes they give us a little extra or free extra sides because of it.

  • @MrBRAYDEN23
    @MrBRAYDEN23 Год назад +66

    "The chicken is drier than your girl" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @fabiApologetics
      @fabiApologetics Год назад

      Its not funny stfu npc

    • @Mayrik92
      @Mayrik92 Год назад +8

      ikr 😂😂 i thought i was the only one that heard it

    • @Mayrik92
      @Mayrik92 Год назад

      @SilverSurfer87 but nobody its mentioning it u weirdo

    • @PonagatsoMogano
      @PonagatsoMogano Год назад

      ​@SilverSurfer87fax bro's tweaking

  • @isiahlozano5098
    @isiahlozano5098 Год назад +179

    The best Chinese/burger joint’s always in the hood aka mom/pop restaurants 💯

    • @beardgang5725
      @beardgang5725 Год назад +6

      💯💯💯💯

    • @nornornornor9204
      @nornornornor9204 Год назад +7

      Truth bro. Had a Chinese restaurant near where I grew up that literally just had “China Restaurant” hanging above it and it was the best damn Chinese food you’ll ever taste made by a family that came over here. I’ve tried a bunch of other places and none come even close

    • @assalt18
      @assalt18 Год назад +2

      Definitely the places where it's the only one in that city been owned by the same people for 30 years be the best places

    • @Ya_moms
      @Ya_moms Год назад +6

      That hood part is so true. The more an area causes you to instinctively believe your life is in danger, the more the food is gonna buss. It's scientifically factual.

    • @UncannyLiving
      @UncannyLiving Год назад

      True, but I hate when people say, "These scum asians come into our black neighborhoods and take our business! Why are they here?!" and im just like, because its all they can afford for a building lmao

  • @codycigar6542
    @codycigar6542 9 месяцев назад +3

    Shit slaps when you've been walking around the mall and the hunger hits.

  • @jamiemixxismjohnson4193
    @jamiemixxismjohnson4193 5 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you so much for always putting out awesome videos!

  • @OGC558
    @OGC558 Год назад +22

    When you a teen in the mall, that chinese food a blessing

  • @tttoms4763
    @tttoms4763 Год назад +42

    The only reason I ever go to the mall is for the bourbon chicken and rice. I make it myself, but can't get the sauce exactly right, probably just need to water it down more lol

  • @bronconumber1fan
    @bronconumber1fan Год назад +30

    "The chicken is dryer than your girl" 😂😂

  • @couldntthinkofaname3045
    @couldntthinkofaname3045 Год назад +2

    My dad would always talk about how the reason why a lot of these Chinese buffet style places are able to sell foods that cheap is because they would buy the ingredients that were about to spoil. Supermarkets tend to sell vegetables and meats cheaper if they're about to go bad.

  • @Joso97
    @Joso97 11 месяцев назад +4

    Mall Chinese food lowkey better than the Chinese restaurant at least where I’m at.

  • @abyxis
    @abyxis Год назад +23

    The mall Chinese place we have is actually really damn good and it’s still cheap.

  • @logannewberger9112
    @logannewberger9112 Год назад +79

    I’ll get the runs occasionally from chines mall food but it’s always worth how much you get and how little it costs 😅😂

    • @allieboy181
      @allieboy181 Год назад +5

      That’s why you’re getting the runs my boy. Go to An actual Chinese take out spot lol

    • @freelightyear
      @freelightyear Год назад

      Chines

  • @vang1990
    @vang1990 Год назад +20

    $10 you can't complain bro.

  • @thedragonarmy4700
    @thedragonarmy4700 12 дней назад

    Mall Chinese food hits! Idk what’s up with your mall, orange chicken from the mall is 🔥

  • @Dhfhucudu
    @Dhfhucudu 8 месяцев назад

    From the moment I first saw you eating that chicken, my heart became jealous. Now all it wants is to dissolve in and become a part of you.

  • @serendipitousslim1529
    @serendipitousslim1529 Год назад +13

    I’ve never had bad mall Chinese lol that shit always hits the spot. I have had (and lived in places) with wayyyyy shittier Chinese takeout than I’ve ever gotten from a mall.
    Far from authentic, and certainly not the best Chinese I’ve ever had, but have yet to be disappointed.

  • @jessieortiz4432
    @jessieortiz4432 Год назад +103

    I'll still eat that any day

  • @AlyciaRomeo
    @AlyciaRomeo Год назад +5

    “That chicken is DRIER THAN YO GIRL”… we heard you Kev😂😂😂

  • @aemanfatima4478
    @aemanfatima4478 27 дней назад

    "dryer than you girl" I was sipping my tea and I choked on it😭😭

  • @tyrmorningstar8508
    @tyrmorningstar8508 Год назад

    Mall Chinese food is like that, it’s either hit or miss, nothing in between. It’s not just alright, it’s either some of the best or disgusting, and I’ve noticed malls that are smaller with most stores shut down or not that popular have the best food in general. When I was in Florida, there was a seafood restaurant inside of a mall in Crystal River. All of the stores had the quality of a child made lemonade stand. The only stores they had that was an actual branded store was K-Mart and GNC and I think a Radio Shack. Everything else was just like a small business type store, most of it was like t-shirt printing or a beauty salon. The building itself was basically a huge circus tent. The restaurant was so good they had to move out of the Mall into an actual restaurant because they got super popular. Another restaurant had to do the same thing, a Steakhouse type restaurant that was in there. Best seafood ever. Never tried the steakhouse.

  • @emily_stewart
    @emily_stewart Год назад +7

    It probably varies by mall but my favorite dish from the Chinese place in the food court has always been the bourbon chicken.

  • @XyuPotatoes
    @XyuPotatoes Год назад +18

    Bro I'm now motivated to find where this is and eat from that place for the rest of my life

  • @theslowserious9974
    @theslowserious9974 4 месяца назад

    I miss eating the PPMall Chinese food court food that i used to work at. Their food quality standards there are higher due to mall regulation so the food were much better plus every owner have their food quality standards. Still miss their food for the passed 14 years. I've been to many great restaurants but there was something special about my old boss's food..

  • @SquirtTV
    @SquirtTV 28 дней назад

    We had a spot like this in my home town in SoCal, cheap packed plates for 4 bucks in the early 2000s 6 bucks 2010s and closed recently but plates were 8 bucks, we knew it wasn’t the best quality but it was cheap plentiful and the owners treated us good so it was a spot no matter how dry the rice (usually wasn’t because the community kept it busy) was. Just meant for everyday people that might not make to much.

  • @masmaslil
    @masmaslil Год назад +4

    I can't sit here and listen to any disrespect towards mall Chinese food

  • @nathanhodgson6056
    @nathanhodgson6056 Год назад +12

    Seeing all that for $10 knowing I pay £7.50 for my fried rice alone is upsetting lol

    • @seungsooim2183
      @seungsooim2183 5 месяцев назад +1

      same lol. sometimes i make it at home but most times i jus dont wana bother

  • @qmoney414
    @qmoney414 Год назад +9

    This is coming from a dude who said McDonald’s has best chicken nuggets. I swear I don’t ever go based off other ppls taste buds.

  • @GETUPPP1
    @GETUPPP1 4 месяца назад +3

    “This chicken is dryer than your gir” got me 😂😂😂

  • @uplynxx7322
    @uplynxx7322 5 месяцев назад +1

    That man knew you and said “….I gotchu” 😂

  • @Dj_SLuRRR317
    @Dj_SLuRRR317 Год назад +6

    I'm high af, and I would tear that up right now 😂😂

  • @Nour-mx2qs
    @Nour-mx2qs Год назад +5

    Honestly that has (and still is) my favorite place to get Chinese food!! I love mall chinese

  • @integrags1
    @integrags1 Год назад +11

    That food looks bomb! Sometimes you just have a craving for some savory, oily, msg, Chinese food that hits the spot

  • @1998MonroeNYColonial
    @1998MonroeNYColonial Год назад

    That explosion reaction at 0:41 was funny. LOL

  • @professionaljailbreaker6965
    @professionaljailbreaker6965 7 месяцев назад +1

    Its $10, for that large of a portion, I wouldn’t complain… I don’t know how they’re supposed to make money otherwise..

  • @marcgrat
    @marcgrat Год назад +13

    Sarku Japan is the goat of Asian mall food. Their teriyaki chicken is goated.

    • @dblshotz75
      @dblshotz75 Год назад

      Yup. I'd put their chicken teriyaki up against any Michelin 4 star Chinese restaurant

    • @manny5186
      @manny5186 Год назад

      The goat. No one compares

  • @introvertedillusion9769
    @introvertedillusion9769 Год назад +50

    I go to mandarin express and get this much shit and it’s amazing and cheap

  • @youtubeblockscomments
    @youtubeblockscomments Год назад +12

    I love Chinese mall food. I used to go there broke as a teen for the “free sampol”

    • @PK.NOiR.7
      @PK.NOiR.7 Год назад +1

      Hell yeah, my local mall is practically barren nowadays bit the Chinese place stayed strong

  • @baul104
    @baul104 9 месяцев назад

    There is a hack for the undone fried rice: Place fried rice in a ziploc bag; sprinkle little water in the bag, but don't add too much; place the whole bag on microwavable-safe cover before placing it in the microwave; heat it up for 2 minutes until done; the bag is hot, so be careful when handling the hot bag; finally, either scoop some rice with the big spoon and place it in the bowl or plate or you can pour the fried rice in the bowl or on the plate.
    Let me know if this helps.

  • @ThePeytonLeigh
    @ThePeytonLeigh 14 дней назад

    “What’s fresh”
    “Quick let me distract you so I don’t have to admit that none of it is fresh.”

  • @datpsychobytch
    @datpsychobytch Год назад +1826

    I hate when people know damn well they like the food but they still want to complain… I guarantee you he still ate the full thing 🙄

    • @kadigirl9281
      @kadigirl9281 Год назад +54

      😂😂😂😂😂True

    • @TheEieieiei222
      @TheEieieiei222 Год назад

      You’ve got low standards so everybody does. Just because the sight of a sugary glaze makes you salivate doesn’t mean it tastes good. If its bad, I ain’t eating it, and I’m not making TikTok cash like this guy is.

    • @jemetiuswade1461
      @jemetiuswade1461 Год назад +117

      On God no way he threw any of that away. That shit be BUSSIN

    • @Prod_Venny
      @Prod_Venny Год назад

      when u hungry, u gone eat regardless if it's ass or not.
      plus he a reviewer, if he say it's ass, it's probably for the best.

    • @lbxryder686
      @lbxryder686 Год назад +48

      5.8 is average so yeah I’m pretty sure he ate it, he probably just doesn’t recommend it if your looking for better quality. It’s a food review stop getting in your feelings bud

  • @DaveMillennial
    @DaveMillennial Год назад +10

    thats not the "THE" mall chinese food. that's just a trash spot at a random mall

  • @RvtwrldReacts
    @RvtwrldReacts Год назад +18

    Looking good for the 10.59

  • @zomatic7279
    @zomatic7279 Год назад +4

    Their goal is to not make awesome amazing quality food for 10$ out of cheap ingredients, i also bet it tastes damn good especially knowing you got it for 10$

    • @Bboytk23
      @Bboytk23 Год назад

      Agreed bro some food is shit and we shit food

  • @larjasoul
    @larjasoul 4 месяца назад

    Chinese brother here. Mall Chinese food is its own epic cuisine. It's so good *because* it's so bad.
    Chicken : Breading ratio is 1 : 5?
    = W
    Can feel the exact shape of your arteries while eating?
    = W
    Chicken is dunked in sauce with more sugar that literal candy?
    = W
    Them garlicky greenbeans?
    = W
    Mall Chinese food is a 10. 10/10 bad, to the point where it's 10/10 good. Touches the mf heart.

  • @MdVaDc
    @MdVaDc Год назад +1

    When i was 17 i would smoke with my friends and we would all eat at this chinease place kind of like that and we thought it was the best thing in the world. Im 40 now and decided to go their again cause i was in the area. I can confirm that weed makes anything taste good cause i dont know how i liked that shit.

  • @theblacksimba6766
    @theblacksimba6766 5 месяцев назад

    He’s capping.. mall asian cuisine is forever goated

  • @RealBigDimePiece
    @RealBigDimePiece 5 месяцев назад

    LMAOOO damn he was serious? 😂😂 I thought he was joking for a min iwel 😭

  • @kevinpratt8476
    @kevinpratt8476 6 месяцев назад

    Kevin, I wish I could meet you cause I think it would be an interesting conversation. You do a great job with your content. Keep up the good work. Hope you’re doing well.

  • @jullius.6433
    @jullius.6433 7 месяцев назад +1

    At my local mall that one Chinese restaurant would price the 3 choice at $7 at 7pm and people would literally wait because the portion size were like that 🤣. I don’t know how much it is now because that was a couple years ago.

  • @Ob33toUchiha28
    @Ob33toUchiha28 Год назад +1

    Lmaoooo I’m Asian and I don’t even eat Chinese food with chopsticks 😂😂😂😂

  • @Zipfei_Kloatscher
    @Zipfei_Kloatscher 8 месяцев назад +1

    Paying more for higher quality? I think that's not the way those "restaurants" work, their concept is different... 😅

  • @Seahawkfan1108
    @Seahawkfan1108 Год назад

    Nah bro, that right there is a buffet on clearance. That's good eating, I grew up poor so when mom brought home 4 full ass plates of Chinese food like that. We were dining like the gods that night. I'll take your plate if you ain't eating it
    😋😋😋😋😋😋

  • @jozefsirec539
    @jozefsirec539 5 месяцев назад

    Thats 2 meals right there, not bad for people who may be struggling to eat. 9/10 for value.

  • @jrh7741
    @jrh7741 2 месяца назад +1

    “At Least 5 hours “ 😂😂😂 What a spoiled little brat living under glass bell.

  • @gorillacamp3127
    @gorillacamp3127 4 месяца назад +1

    The Chinese place in our mall is the truth. Mfs go there on Sundays to eat

    • @GoddessofGreen-
      @GoddessofGreen- 4 месяца назад

      I was just telling my husband how much I miss mall Chinese. That shit used to be sooooo good..hood and mall Chinese are the best! 😭

  • @kiwifruitkl
    @kiwifruitkl 10 месяцев назад

    A lot of sodium, a lot of MSG, some hot pepper for a kick will make any food taste good. Plus, the crunchiness from the deep-fried stuff is always nice.
    Also, stir-fried meat-and-veggies are fast to make, and so is the rice.
    Making little dumplings would take more time.

  • @Gunships.
    @Gunships. 5 месяцев назад

    when people are struggling and poor we dont care what we eat we happy with any food we can get, i'd be so happy with that

  • @yesismemomnahjustyouimagin3494
    @yesismemomnahjustyouimagin3494 5 месяцев назад

    BRO!!!!!!! 10!
    10!
    Now that is something I would buy.

  • @rahamlatif2498
    @rahamlatif2498 2 месяца назад

    Its affordable. I’m usually there on fridays for some community work and I grab it occasionally.

  • @odomisan
    @odomisan 23 часа назад

    It's 4:55 PM. They're just trying to go home. Of course it's going to be dry because 5 minutes from then, it will be garbage.

  • @cadetrenew
    @cadetrenew 6 месяцев назад

    I like the mall spots because they usually have the bourbon chicken. For some reason around me, Chinese buffets don't have bourbon chicken. I always get bourbon chicken, the fried garlic potatoes, and some noodles.

  • @KhayreeMiles
    @KhayreeMiles 5 месяцев назад

    Hell yeah ❤😂😂😂$10 is love you won't be hungry

  • @erinbrown4315
    @erinbrown4315 5 месяцев назад

    Worth the 10$ though in your opinion? Respect your honesty as always brotha.

  • @Pancakes344
    @Pancakes344 5 месяцев назад +1

    For the price alone I'll give it a 9.

  • @ClevelandDiehard
    @ClevelandDiehard 5 месяцев назад

    “Piling high” is an unnecessary detail but I’ll rock with it 💯

  • @vaporized4353
    @vaporized4353 Год назад

    Bro is acting like he’s a critic from France reviewing a 5 Michelin star restaurant, except he’s complaining about the quality of food that costed 10 bucks from a mall stand 💀

  • @miko1withtheflock
    @miko1withtheflock 4 месяца назад +1

    Is it just me that thinks mall Chinese food absolutely slaps? I think you might be at the wrong spot

  • @Watchingchap
    @Watchingchap 5 месяцев назад

    Get when it’s first made which can be tricky.Some of the opening food is from yesterday.So usually right after lunch rush when they are forced to make fresh food.

  • @JoyfulBeachChairs-tp1ke
    @JoyfulBeachChairs-tp1ke 9 месяцев назад

    Kev, you need a CAR TRAY to place your food on, bro! (Just a suggestion for especially real hot food and heavy quantity ones as well).

  • @meotoko77
    @meotoko77 Год назад +64

    5 hour old rice? Man, that shit is still fresh.

    • @AnthonySalazar-n1x
      @AnthonySalazar-n1x 6 месяцев назад

      He a big ass privilege kid who expects 5 star food

    • @jasn939
      @jasn939 4 месяца назад

      they def arent

  • @Famousfifty8
    @Famousfifty8 24 дня назад

    When they are willing to load up the plate like that, you know its been sitting there since 10am

  • @elbeachu2
    @elbeachu2 8 месяцев назад +1

    The Hits are vegetables and misses are rat, cat and Pigeon 😂😂