@@zombiesquid4657 let's hope they don' butcher his caracters as they did to so many others.... HK has CONTEMPT for human beings, not a political campaign for droids-humans equality !
Does anyone else find it strange that the comic relief and by far the funniest character in the KOTOR series is a psychotic assassin droid. HK-47 was a stroke of creative genius.
Bioware always makes the sociopathic murderer the comic relief. Jade empire for example had Black whirlwind and well not as evil dragon age had Oghran and Zevran play comedic rolls and ones a drunken berserker and the others an assassin
@@vonfaustien3957 this comment is from the carly rae jepsen era so i’ll reply to you 😂 hk47 is definitely the c3po of this time so making him a capable bloodthirsty assassin is honestly so cool. he and t3 are easily my favorite star wars droids not even close
Lol this is almost as hilarious as Revan reprogramming HK-47 to call organics "meatbags". I could see Revan doing this to HK-47 once, just to mess with him, or Malak getting his revenge by reprogramming him temporarily to get back at Revan for having HK-47 call him a meatbag every time he addressed him. Lol and that's what led to the fight that got Malak's jaw removed.
+FannyPackMan100 Well, if we want to take the pacifist package's existence seriously, we could say that maybe Revan made for when he needs HK to cut down on his violent tendencies, like political and friendly meetings? Or maybe pop it in every now and then to throw people off suspecting HK of murdering people (How could this friendly, peaceful droid kill your parents? He refuses to even hurt the grass!)? Both possibilities give me the hilarious image of HK squirming and screaming while Revan tries to reinstall the package... Ahh :)
@@insulttothehumanrace3807 I guess if you can de-activate the package remotely it would be a very efficient infiltration tool : imadgine that in episode VI : Jabba's just accepted C3PO inside, but discovers two days later that he turns into the blood-thirsty HK47 we know and love ^^
@@Cancoillotteman God, HK47 would have turned Jabba's palace into an art museum of blood, guts and death. Afterwards, with a totally joy and glee filled voice, he would say ''This just might be my finest work yet. Ooooh Master will be pleased!''
"What if they had families? Or children? We must always think of the children." Oh my God, I lost it. If I ever thought that meatbag-killing machine would say that....
I loved it when I found this in the game. I think it would have been even funnier, if you could leave it in, and later on his assassination protocols, and this pacifist protocol would become more and more incompatible, and it would cause HK to become more and more confused with dialogues, like "I want to kill this meatbag, but something is holding me back from doing it", or "why am I feeling like killing everyone around me, and yet I want to spare them too at the same time", or something similar :) .
Péter Szabó Or just put this in but he still goes into combat and everything, all the while constantly complaining the entire time. HK-47: [Begin Fight] "Oh dear, I hope they don't have any children." HK-47: "I don't want to kill you but my Master says I must." HK-47: "PLEASE MASTER!!! Don't make me kill them!" HK-47: [End Fight] "Can I try and inform their families Master?" "No?"
@@Cancoillotteman How about: [Creature battle] "Cheerful exclamation: Aww... how cute!" "Distressed query: Kill it master? Can I do it snuggles and that thing you organics call "wuv"?" "Distressed statement: What a shame... I was going to name it [insert one of 2 dozen obnoxiously cutesy names here]"
Therapist: “Pacifist HK isn’t real, he cannot hurt you.” Me: *You don’t understand. He’s not out to hurt me, he’s only thinking of the children, how to make them suffer. As he says, we must always think of the children*
2:30 "Still, there was a brief moment where I felt I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship, over a high-power blast carbine." The one time he actually cared about something besides murdering for his master.
The scary part is, I been tinkering with the alignment influence in kotor2 and man, Seeing a Lightside HK47 while still being the chaotic assassin droid is so weird.
We must always think of the children... especially the ones whose parents I assasinate, and whose attempt at revenge I have to deal with 10 years later. So always think of the children, and roll a thermal detonater under every bed. That's where the mini meatbags always seem to be hiding during my jobs.
And that's why calling in orbital bombardment exists. When you just want to be sure you wiped every meatbag you want to kill. That, and House Steiner tactics from BattleTech, there's the wrong way, the right way and the Steiner way which is the wrong way, but with firepower excessive enough to flatten a city block at minimum
You gotta love HK-47. Definitely my favourite supporting character!! His constant rants of disrespecting towards us "Meatbags" and his intricate explanations in his joys in his many desires to killing them in so many different ways is priceless!!
Best planet ever is Korriban in KOTOR 1 when you go there with Canderous & HK47. Though Joly is quite funny too ^^ ("I am glad my master beats me less than he used too")
His first line about thinking about the children had me rolling with laughter for about five minutes. It sounds so WRONG coming out of his mouth...it's the most hilarious thing i've ever heard.
The concept of HK-47 acting as a protocol droid is extremely amusing to me and this just gives a small glimpse of the madness and havoc that it would cause upon everyone who knew him
He was designed to look like one and also was able to work as one. His successors also were used as protocol droids and often deliberately translated wrong just to cause fights.
2:43-2:50) 1) I have some questions. *2) [Install windows vista]* 3) Nothing, nevermind. Hk-47) Dire warning: If you even try, then I will snap your spine in two.
"Query:Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system, or is your electronic butchery done?"-This made me rolling on the floor laughing! LoL! Great job making this video!
I'm surprised I didn't get Dark Side points over doing this because WTF. My brain basically screams, "That's not him! That's not him! That's not him! That's not him! Omfg, I destroyed Revan's wetworker!"
"Oh no, I could never bring myself to harm another, master. What if they have families? And children? We must always think of the children…" XD How do you complete this mission? I really want to get this scene.
+Lt. Basil I think you have to be light side first of all. You need to activate the "Trade War" quest with Geeda on Nar Shaddaa, and then finish both Onderon and Dantooine. Then it'll be available in her shop.
Lt. Basil First you talk to Oondar who will tell you to get rid of Geeda, then talk to Geeda (don't drive her off Nar Shaddaa). Then after she gives you a better offer go back to Oondar and say you've sided with her. He'll threaten you with the Exchange, then go back to Geeda and say you'll side with her. Then go back to Oondar and he'll leave. Then you need to finish Dantooine and Onderon (both parts) and tell Geeda she can trade there. After you've done all of that you should be good to go.
I survived through the sequel trilogy, I've seen what they did to Mandolorians in that one series, which is actually very good. I've seen Palpatine come back and Luke become a hermit. I could process all of it, I've been damaged but I've survived. My brain just can not comprehend this. Pacifist HK is something I just can not... process... The guy just ruined my childhood. I love it, it's Hilarious.
William Blazkowicz Becouse people always think that ages old traditional symbol is associated with Nazism and i am annoyed by that. So as it has been used in Finland far longer than Finland was a nation, it was ideal for my avatar.
No! My beautiful HK-47! What has happened to you!? I once gained enough influence to make him nearly blazing light side. I helped a man and I gained influence, he was that light side!
It would be epic if Bioware Completely re-did Kotor 1 and 2 to were the mouth movements and main character dialogue was like Mass Effect, and kept the voices like the originals, especially HK-47's. Now can we kill something to cheer ourselves up? XD
My Gods that was horrifying! I never want my boy HK-47 to be anything else other than his meatbag killing assassin machine! I never thought being so kind would be so cruel!
I always thought Pacifist HK-47 was hilarious. A shame you can't have him around with you all the time (but then again, I can see why not since he wouldn't kill anything).
Thank god that -thing- is removable from HK! Although.. it is rather humorous to hear him with it in.. and he does learn something, so it's not a complete waste of credits.
I can see Revan dying of laughter off to the side of this.. his great assassination droid, who had such pride in his own capabilities, reduced to BONO! LOLOLOL
@SS4Xanatos Lol, look at the very beginning, she bought it from a Seller in Nar Shadda, which was the one having trouble with a Seller from the Exchange I believe.
Get both KOTOR 1 and KOTOR 2 on Steam. Costs you 10 bucks for both of them, I think. Then, head to the KOTOR 2 workshop and download the restored content mod (not official, but it primarily uses assets that Obsidian had not yet implemented before release). Then come back in 100 hours of gameplay and tell me how awesome that was.
![The Incredibly DANGEROUS Assassin Droid that Went Rogue [HK-47]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TsefbD64QTo/mqdefault.jpg)
the lightside moment that is truly darkside
+josue betances That's deep, brah.
+Morec0 I know lol
More evil than Malak bombing Taris.
ikr
You should be given dark side points for this...
"We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war."
CegeRoles
This isn’t the HK I knew it kotor 1
(Never played kotor 2)
@@zombiesquid4657 let's hope they don' butcher his caracters as they did to so many others....
HK has CONTEMPT for human beings, not a political campaign for droids-humans equality !
@@zombiesquid4657 EA for games, I was afraid of Disney for movies...
@@oranneeson2577 Don't worry, this is just one gimmick. He's all murdurey throughout the rest of the game. Definitely worth playing.
RUclips just a few days ago:
What can you say HK is a passionate guy, no matter what his alignment is.
#DrunkOnPeaceOfPi
#jetrays
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Does anyone else find it strange that the comic relief and by far the funniest character in the KOTOR series is a psychotic assassin droid. HK-47 was a stroke of creative genius.
Bioware always makes the sociopathic murderer the comic relief.
Jade empire for example had Black whirlwind and well not as evil dragon age had Oghran and Zevran play comedic rolls and ones a drunken berserker and the others an assassin
@@vonfaustien3957 this comment is from the carly rae jepsen era so i’ll reply to you 😂 hk47 is definitely the c3po of this time so making him a capable bloodthirsty assassin is honestly so cool. he and t3 are easily my favorite star wars droids not even close
Lol this is almost as hilarious as Revan reprogramming HK-47 to call organics "meatbags". I could see Revan doing this to HK-47 once, just to mess with him, or Malak getting his revenge by reprogramming him temporarily to get back at Revan for having HK-47 call him a meatbag every time he addressed him. Lol and that's what led to the fight that got Malak's jaw removed.
+FannyPackMan100 Well, if we want to take the pacifist package's existence seriously, we could say that maybe Revan made for when he needs HK to cut down on his violent tendencies, like political and friendly meetings? Or maybe pop it in every now and then to throw people off suspecting HK of murdering people (How could this friendly, peaceful droid kill your parents? He refuses to even hurt the grass!)? Both possibilities give me the hilarious image of HK squirming and screaming while Revan tries to reinstall the package... Ahh :)
TMonager High This should have been done in the Revan novel both to help fight the Sith Emperor ans for comedic effect. ;)
@@insulttothehumanrace3807 I guess if you can de-activate the package remotely it would be a very efficient infiltration tool : imadgine that in episode VI : Jabba's just accepted C3PO inside, but discovers two days later that he turns into the blood-thirsty HK47 we know and love ^^
@@Cancoillotteman God, HK47 would have turned Jabba's palace into an art museum of blood, guts and death. Afterwards, with a totally joy and glee filled voice, he would say ''This just might be my finest work yet. Ooooh Master will be pleased!''
@@Da1337Man exactly my point ^^
I think THIS HK is scarier than the normal one.
"You have also gained some expereince points."--- Yeah, that is one hell of an expereince.
"What if they had families? Or children? We must always think of the children." Oh my God, I lost it. If I ever thought that meatbag-killing machine would say that....
Of course HK thinks of the children, he thinks of how he's going to have to kill them so they don't come after him for Revenge.
His exclamation was funny
No! Master, no! What are you doing?
And it's said in the most British accent imaginable.
It sounded dirty, but funny
@@cindervee478 ugh
"Observation: What are you doing step-master?"
What did you do to him!? YOU MONSTER!!!
"but please do so carefully. i have seen how you use a hydrospanner." Wait what?!
deaththekid1113 as in poorly
@@feartheghus
I think the confusion is that, a spanner is a wrench. And Hydro means water. So.. a water-wrench??
@@Alizudo I think he meant a mixer. Maybe.
@@Alizudo an hydraulic wrench maybe?
@@douchevick309 but using... water?
I loved it when I found this in the game. I think it would have been even funnier, if you could leave it in, and later on his assassination protocols, and this pacifist protocol would become more and more incompatible, and it would cause HK to become more and more confused with dialogues, like "I want to kill this meatbag, but something is holding me back from doing it", or "why am I feeling like killing everyone around me, and yet I want to spare them too at the same time", or something similar :) .
Péter Szabó Or just put this in but he still goes into combat and everything, all the while constantly complaining the entire time.
HK-47: [Begin Fight] "Oh dear, I hope they don't have any children."
HK-47: "I don't want to kill you but my Master says I must."
HK-47: "PLEASE MASTER!!! Don't make me kill them!"
HK-47: [End Fight] "Can I try and inform their families Master?" "No?"
+immortalfrieza holy shit :D i have to play the game
+immortalfrieza are there any mods is it possible to mod this into the game
@@Cancoillotteman How about:
[Creature battle]
"Cheerful exclamation: Aww... how cute!"
"Distressed query: Kill it master? Can I do it snuggles and that thing you organics call "wuv"?"
"Distressed statement: What a shame... I was going to name it [insert one of 2 dozen obnoxiously cutesy names here]"
@@immortalfrieza Most commonly though, "Sparkles"
Therapist: Pacifist HK-47 doesn't exist and he can't hurt you
Pacifist HK-47:
I mean, he certainly can't hurt you.
Therapist: “Pacifist HK isn’t real, he cannot hurt you.”
Me: *You don’t understand. He’s not out to hurt me, he’s only thinking of the children, how to make them suffer. As he says, we must always think of the children*
Overused cringy joke at this point.
@@aguy7848 Almost every joke in the comment section on the internet is overused or repeated from elsewhere so it's a waste of time to point it out
Pacifist HK-47: (Statement) Of course I would never attempt harm any sentient organic lifeforms
In 2:09 you can see that the devs forget a certain dialog option and that is "HK, you're scaring me."
2:30 "Still, there was a brief moment where I felt I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship, over a high-power blast carbine."
The one time he actually cared about something besides murdering for his master.
KOTOR: "We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war."
Me: Look how they massacred my boy.
Bro. It’s scary because that’s an open threat to children. Hide them from HK quick.
"That does it. That package is coming out to there" XD
Nooooo
This was always a good laugh. First time I installed it and realized what I had done I was like "OH SHIT! NO!"
you are truly a servant of the dark side Meetra YOU COMPLETLY DESTROYED HK-47
The scary part is, I been tinkering with the alignment influence in kotor2 and man, Seeing a Lightside HK47 while still being the chaotic assassin droid is so weird.
"I have seen how you use a hydrospanner." XD
What did you do to him Meetra?! Hk, speak to me. Call me Meatbag. Hk, WHYYYYYY!
We must always think of the children... especially the ones whose parents I assasinate, and whose attempt at revenge I have to deal with 10 years later. So always think of the children, and roll a thermal detonater under every bed. That's where the mini meatbags always seem to be hiding during my jobs.
>mini meatbags
And there I just lost it.
And that's why calling in orbital bombardment exists. When you just want to be sure you wiped every meatbag you want to kill.
That, and House Steiner tactics from BattleTech, there's the wrong way, the right way and the Steiner way which is the wrong way, but with firepower excessive enough to flatten a city block at minimum
hearing HK-47 talking about sparing children scared the shit out of me when i was playing the game..
I believe that part where he mentions children would be the moment where you'd slowly back away.
You gotta love HK-47. Definitely my favourite supporting character!!
His constant rants of disrespecting towards us "Meatbags" and his intricate explanations in his joys in his many desires to killing them in so many different ways is priceless!!
Best planet ever is Korriban in KOTOR 1 when you go there with Canderous & HK47.
Though Joly is quite funny too ^^
("I am glad my master beats me less than he used too")
This video almost gave me a forehead bruise from how hard I hit my head against my desk.
10/10 would watch again.
"We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war."
The HK-47 I knew would NEVER say something like that. LOL
i love how he is saying this while holding a blaster
This isn't what I wanted. I just wanted him to be less... Murderous, but this is too much.
His first line about thinking about the children had me rolling with laughter for about five minutes. It sounds so WRONG coming out of his mouth...it's the most hilarious thing i've ever heard.
He sounds now like C3PO
Nah he doesn't whine as much as 3PO.
@@Hivedragon didn't have enough time yet
Think of the children!
"are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system...?"
that's what she said =P
Just be careful with the hydrospanner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"I almost surrendered completely to peace and pacifisim... HOW REPUGNANT!!"
That was both a combination of horror and hilarity.
This very action taints the purity of the greatest assassin droid
"I think I would like to learn a new language or watch an informative holovid" How can you not love HK...I mean really how can you not?
Statement: I’ll have to wipe my memory now
I REMEMBER THIS! It was so damn funny. But that is not the HK-47 we all love.
This is maybe a criticism of modern society
yes it is.
How lmao
What did you do!!!!!
I think I am gonna be sick.
Never make an HK droid of any sort a peace lover!!!!
but u got to admit, it's funny watching an assassin droid suddenly go peaceful and then having the option to remove the component.
Funny, yes. But not with HK.
The reason why he is so funny is that he wants to kill *everything*.
AMEN BROTHER!!!
I had a little tickle of funny, but I couldn't wipe my face of the horror I was feeling everywhere else.
Sgtnolisten
You and HK both!
Statement: I concur
What.. what is this wonderfully unspeakable piece of
information I have just uncovered?! .... Kukukuku
0:47 HK sounds like a kid about to open his christmas gifts...For some reason I don't know whether I find it cute or disturbing...
The concept of HK-47 acting as a protocol droid is extremely amusing to me and this just gives a small glimpse of the madness and havoc that it would cause upon everyone who knew him
He was designed to look like one and also was able to work as one. His successors also were used as protocol droids and often deliberately translated wrong just to cause fights.
2:43-2:50)
1) I have some questions.
*2) [Install windows vista]*
3) Nothing, nevermind.
Hk-47) Dire warning: If you even try, then I will snap your spine in two.
His programming prevents him trying to hurt his master.
I love how even before the funny part, the music fits perfectly with HK-47.
HK-47, one of the best dark humor there is!
The music made it even more hilarious, great
It's like if Dredd started smiling and acting all friendly.
the conversation of this killed me i laughed for several minutes
That was incredible, like getting a Terminator to take up gardening and needlepoint!
SAVE HIM
"Query:Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system, or is your electronic butchery done?"-This made me rolling on the floor laughing! LoL! Great job making this video!
HK-47: We must always think of the children!
Half expected him to blow his own head off halfway through that.
I'm surprised I didn't get Dark Side points over doing this because WTF. My brain basically screams, "That's not him! That's not him! That's not him! That's not him! Omfg, I destroyed Revan's wetworker!"
"Oh no, I could never bring myself to harm another, master. What if they have families? And children? We must always think of the children…" XD
How do you complete this mission? I really want to get this scene.
+Lt. Basil I think you have to be light side first of all. You need to activate the "Trade War" quest with Geeda on Nar Shaddaa, and then finish both Onderon and Dantooine. Then it'll be available in her shop.
Dylan McChald I've never figured out how to resolve "trade war" >:( So frustrating…
How do you finish it without killing one of them?
Lt. Basil First you talk to Oondar who will tell you to get rid of Geeda, then talk to Geeda (don't drive her off Nar Shaddaa). Then after she gives you a better offer go back to Oondar and say you've sided with her. He'll threaten you with the Exchange, then go back to Geeda and say you'll side with her. Then go back to Oondar and he'll leave. Then you need to finish Dantooine and Onderon (both parts) and tell Geeda she can trade there. After you've done all of that you should be good to go.
Dylan McChald Okay, thanks.
"Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try to insert into my system, or is you electronic butchery done?" haha!
ForgottenPhonograph 😂😂😂
I survived through the sequel trilogy, I've seen what they did to Mandolorians in that one series, which is actually very good. I've seen Palpatine come back and Luke become a hermit. I could process all of it, I've been damaged but I've survived. My brain just can not comprehend this. Pacifist HK is something I just can not... process... The guy just ruined my childhood. I love it, it's Hilarious.
Kept hoping that before the package was uninstalled, HK would burst into sarcastic laughter.
Ahhaa! Thank you! I'll never get sick of HK-47.
THank YOU!
Statement: Pacifism makes organics boring to rip apart and blast to pieces. Much less entertaining without cries of mercy and pain.
Ok question: why do you have a swastika as a icon?
William Blazkowicz Becouse people always think that ages old traditional symbol is associated with Nazism and i am annoyed by that. So as it has been used in Finland far longer than Finland was a nation, it was ideal for my avatar.
TheRomanRuler yeah i thought the swastika was a hindu symbol, that went out of style beacuse the nazis ruined it.
William Blazkowicz Actually hindu symbol never went out of style, still popular in hindu cultures. It only went out of style in western world.
TheRomanRuler ok.
If she took it back to reven like this I bet he would be like "What the fuck have you done to my droid"
Replaying KOTOR 2 on Steam now, had forgotten about this one - thanks for the reminder and the laugh!
it was like the laws of the universe reversed for a moment, how scary
It's even funnier if you have T3 in your party at the time
Lmao “+1 to his Wisdom and Awareness”
No! My beautiful HK-47! What has happened to you!? I once gained enough influence to make him nearly blazing light side. I helped a man and I gained influence, he was that light side!
"are there any other horrors you wish to insert into me?"
R34 artists: *wink*
It seems the Jedi Exile inherited Revan's troll personality
Holy shieath that was so hilarious xD A pacifist HK - now ive seen everything xD
It would be epic if Bioware Completely re-did Kotor 1 and 2 to were the mouth movements and main character dialogue was like Mass Effect, and kept the voices like the originals, especially HK-47's. Now can we kill something to cheer ourselves up? XD
The first time I did this I chuckled my ass off!
Hk 3P0!
Best character in the series. Period.
LOL! I never got to this part. Thanks for posting! HK is one of the best characters in the KotOR universe.
My Gods that was horrifying! I never want my boy HK-47 to be anything else other than his meatbag killing assassin machine! I never thought being so kind would be so cruel!
Okay I had no idea about this. This is hilarious.
Also YAY I too use Bao-Dur and HK ^-^
I always thought Pacifist HK-47 was hilarious. A shame you can't have him around with you all the time (but then again, I can see why not since he wouldn't kill anything).
Thank god that -thing- is removable from HK! Although.. it is rather humorous to hear him with it in.. and he does learn something, so it's not a complete waste of credits.
Having HK be a pacifist just sounds and feels wrong… we should toss that upgrade module into the Maw.
1:19 What have you done? You monster!
I shat myself laughing when this happened, I wish I was in the developers meeting when they came up with this lmao
I can hear the voice actor smiling as he reads the lines
I'm not sure who had more fun: the person/people who wrote those lines or the actor who read them. 🤣
Ahhhh good old HK.Where would Revan and the exile be without you.
damn, 14 years later and im just now seeing this lol
Bet the voice actor had a blast doing that
It seems this HK unit was either updated with a very sohphisticated sarcasm module or a severe heresy motivator.
I love how regardless of whether you are light or dark side, your character can not stand HK-47 as a pacifist.
Statement: How unacceptable. That package did me no good at all master. I assure you that my main function is assassination protocol, not pacifisim
I can see Revan dying of laughter off to the side of this.. his great assassination droid, who had such pride in his own capabilities, reduced to BONO! LOLOLOL
@SS4Xanatos Lol, look at the very beginning, she bought it from a Seller in Nar Shadda, which was the one having trouble with a Seller from the Exchange I believe.
Best way to start a day
this is....the funniest thing from a game i haven't played...i have ever fucking seen in my life...
Get both KOTOR 1 and KOTOR 2 on Steam. Costs you 10 bucks for both of them, I think. Then, head to the KOTOR 2 workshop and download the restored content mod (not official, but it primarily uses assets that Obsidian had not yet implemented before release). Then come back in 100 hours of gameplay and tell me how awesome that was.
They both did it together, just like the first one
The same as the cave in TESB - "only what you take with you."
I just can't believe he's sincere
Me: Oh, sweet! I can have a Light-Side HK unit!
Me, after the video: O h .
lets find c3po and rip that package out
Statement: We must win in the right way, not fighting what we hate, but saving what we love.