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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • A wholesome spin-off on the Yandere trope! This is the first video for a new series; How to Defeat a Yandere. Unlike my previous videos, this series will be nothing but absolute fluff while staying true to the character trope. Ever wondered what would happen in the case of a couple that loves each other? This covers it!
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    Art Creds: Take a look at sunshine n' lollipops, the artist (@sxnnybear): sx...

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  • @emperorgoose5982
    @emperorgoose5982 3 года назад +53

    Goose facts : Starfish ripoff their limbs to run away from predators

    • @GetComfyTV
      @GetComfyTV 3 года назад

      Seems right. With their regeneration, it won't be so bad losing one or 2 limbs if they grow back.

    • @montef368
      @montef368 3 года назад +3

      These are not facts about geese. They are called goose facts because they are facts FROM a goose. Touché, dood

    • @-lancepie-1002
      @-lancepie-1002 3 года назад +1

      THE EMPEROR HAS SPOKEN even tho he is a weirdo

    • @Mailodi47
      @Mailodi47 3 года назад +1

      Dog fact:I EAT GOOSE FOR BREAKFAST SO U BETTER START RUNNING

  • @randallstrong9882
    @randallstrong9882 3 года назад +48

    Me awkwardly in a corner gently saying: yandere are fun

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879
    @justasentientmclarenp1879 3 года назад +31

    defeating a yandere?
    UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!
    - some Starwars villian i think

  • @rodolfoleon4538
    @rodolfoleon4538 3 года назад +5

    Every time I hear a yandere say I love you it usually reminds me of that one guy from the boondocks when a guy said to Chris Hanson “I like ya, and I want ya, now we can either do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours”

    • @R201RJCTD
      @R201RJCTD 3 года назад +1

      I fucking loved that scene, it was hilarious as shit

  • @Doc_Animator_N
    @Doc_Animator_N 3 года назад +12

    My prayers been answered! Thank you! 🙏 😊
    To the yandere:
    “I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!” - Chowder.

  • @Qrafter
    @Qrafter 3 года назад +4

    The ads keep jolting me out of relaxation

  • @user-il2rq6te7u
    @user-il2rq6te7u 3 года назад +2

    Me just vibing watching this video with the volume all the way up the dominos add: I’m bout end this mans whole career

  • @saddelta6785
    @saddelta6785 3 года назад +28

    Call the IRS
    If someone doesn’t pay taxes they’ll them em in 3 hours tops

    • @mariolis
      @mariolis 3 года назад

      They even have plans and several protections so that they can still collect taxes after a nuclear war

  • @shadowsebie1988
    @shadowsebie1988 3 года назад +11

    I'm listening to this on a high volume during this then a ad for the ps5 popped up and it scared me so bad

    • @R201RJCTD
      @R201RJCTD 3 года назад

      Try getting one of those evertale ads

  • @FlaglerAmerica
    @FlaglerAmerica 3 года назад +12

    Confesses her feelings I’m love confession yandere girlfriend

  • @zachsands8869
    @zachsands8869 3 года назад +8

    Why beat 'em when you can join 'em? Seriously though, I'm hoping this series isn't the listener using psychological warfare to get the yandere to fall OUT of love with them.

    • @rubynall80
      @rubynall80 3 года назад +3

      That would be a unique twist.

  • @paulwilliams5949
    @paulwilliams5949 3 года назад +2

    Yandere: Are those girls pretty.
    Me: Yes they are but you are beautiful and sweet.

  • @ghostboi7783
    @ghostboi7783 3 года назад +1

    Wait did she say ... Premarital hug,
    Disgusting prepare to be erased by the holy inquisition

    • @R201RJCTD
      @R201RJCTD 3 года назад

      At least it's not premarital hand holding

    • @ghostboi7783
      @ghostboi7783 3 года назад

      @@R201RJCTD very true

    • @R201RJCTD
      @R201RJCTD 3 года назад

      @@ghostboi7783 indeed

  • @Nabstablok
    @Nabstablok 3 года назад +2

    Notes bois.take notes everyone

  • @Doc_Animator_N
    @Doc_Animator_N 3 года назад +4

    11:45 D:) ....That’s how you defeat a yandere?

  • @Saturn.0wner
    @Saturn.0wner 3 года назад +2

    How to defeat a yandere:
    Answer: combust

    • @R201RJCTD
      @R201RJCTD 3 года назад

      Fire force intro kicks in

  • @incensestick4769
    @incensestick4769 3 года назад +3

    YES OMFG I can't watch now but judging from the description this is everything we in the yandere community have ever wanted! It's not like we click on those because we abhor the idea xD Can't wait to listen later!

    • @mariolis
      @mariolis 3 года назад +1

      omg so trueeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @muchalt2993
    @muchalt2993 3 года назад +1

    The anxiety i felt when she said "why did you do that?" And that it might have a bad end

  • @xMckingwill
    @xMckingwill 3 года назад +2

    You defeat a Yandere BY ACCEPTING THEIR LOVE

  • @pankeki958
    @pankeki958 3 года назад +1

    Wholesome yandere= best yandere

  • @acemefish1293
    @acemefish1293 3 года назад +6

    Okay if I accept I won't be come sea food it's the only way
    "I humbly accept"
    Have a great day everyone *blub* *blub*

    • @josephbenson6957
      @josephbenson6957 3 года назад

      Hi fish, I seem to find you everywhere

    • @acemefish1293
      @acemefish1293 3 года назад

      @@josephbenson6957 hey bud
      And yeah it be like that

    • @miggy9942
      @miggy9942 3 года назад

      Hewwo *Blub Blub* to you fishy

    • @acemefish1293
      @acemefish1293 3 года назад

      @@miggy9942 hello there *blub* *blub*

    • @miggy9942
      @miggy9942 3 года назад

      @@acemefish1293 it's a me from before except my name is.different now. How your doin well fishy

  • @Nephozx
    @Nephozx 3 года назад +2

    So basically compliance? I mean... I guess you're not wrong but not the kind of defeat I was thinking of.

  • @insanboi4590
    @insanboi4590 3 года назад +1

    gotta love changeable psychos

  • @Tigershark_3082
    @Tigershark_3082 3 года назад +1

    I love your vids! You're so good at this!

  • @spookyman990
    @spookyman990 3 года назад +1

    *GASP* UNPROTECTED HAND HOLDING

  • @_sus432
    @_sus432 3 года назад

    Part 2- first date !!!

  • @onesnazzyboizero8034
    @onesnazzyboizero8034 3 года назад +1

    Well this was unexpected but nice as always 😇

  • @spookyman990
    @spookyman990 3 года назад +1

    thank god this is what i needed, theres a girl-

  • @adeeta5701
    @adeeta5701 3 года назад +1

    That looks like my grandpa's guitar.

  • @russvel1984
    @russvel1984 3 года назад

    Super sick video im a big fan !

  • @0shinigami321
    @0shinigami321 3 года назад

    You are amazing

  • @tommyyang9454
    @tommyyang9454 3 года назад +1

    Your such a sweetheart for a yandere that I would like some cuddles? ^w^

  • @aaronmartin7086
    @aaronmartin7086 3 года назад

    ♥️

  • @rucoakacrackheadaussie1002
    @rucoakacrackheadaussie1002 3 года назад +1

    Ha! I was 4 parallel universes ahead of you!

  • @sealkadoompokemonphd3770
    @sealkadoompokemonphd3770 3 года назад

    I can escape from a yandere but can I escape from a powerpuff girl? 🤔

  • @yangxiaobelladonna2401
    @yangxiaobelladonna2401 3 года назад

    Using the power of sexual puns and fisting made this Yandere submit 😈 BEE my victim

    • @R201RJCTD
      @R201RJCTD 3 года назад

      Um, what kind of fisting

  • @FatalFlameYT
    @FatalFlameYT 3 года назад

    Would a nuke work

  • @letsspamdude5661
    @letsspamdude5661 3 года назад

    Premarital hugging SMH