[TAS] Wii Sports Golf: The fastest game ever played

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @IceManD3
    @IceManD3 4 года назад +11710

    "Hey man you forgot your putt--"
    "Don't need it"

  • @dougjennings
    @dougjennings 4 года назад +6604

    imagine if tiger woods pulled out his driver in the sand bunker and slammed it into the flag pole for a double eagle

    • @ROCKDUM
      @ROCKDUM 4 года назад +18

      XD

    • @doritos5447
      @doritos5447 4 года назад +227

      Well that’s irl golf so it would be an albatross... no clue why wii sports has it as double eagle

    • @ROCKDUM
      @ROCKDUM 4 года назад +241

      @@doritos5447 Probably bc they think the word albatross is too big for little 9 year olds

    • @MattTheCommenter
      @MattTheCommenter 4 года назад +45

      Translation error. Kids aren't stupid.

    • @doritos5447
      @doritos5447 4 года назад +48

      Matt From Wii Sports In Your Recommended yes... they are

  • @PrivatePeterson
    @PrivatePeterson 4 года назад +1214

    Imagine getting pushed from behind by this guy on a course.

    • @Athanase48067
      @Athanase48067 4 года назад +67

      id say id let him play through, but id probably see him phasing into reality somewhere ahead of me anyways

    • @marcdimartino9118
      @marcdimartino9118 3 года назад +5

      @@Athanase48067 So true XD

    • @bandguy360
      @bandguy360 3 года назад +1

      I dont want anyman pushing me from behind

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 3 года назад +4

      @@bandguy360 Astolfo can push me from behind

    • @Raerofficial
      @Raerofficial 3 года назад

      @@HullsColby you goddamn right

  • @jacobs7860
    @jacobs7860 5 лет назад +5158

    2:50
    "Chip from the sand from 9 yards out, what club you want?"
    "Give me my driver"

    • @tuckermatis1572
      @tuckermatis1572 5 лет назад +67

      21 yards, in fact.

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 5 лет назад +82

      +Jacob Sorokin “Give me the bloody snooker cue. I’ll get it.”

    • @DutchKidRanger
      @DutchKidRanger 5 лет назад +5

      LMAO

    • @aeima5133
      @aeima5133 5 лет назад +8

      @@cosmicjenny4508 u could just flip the club around and use it like that lmao

    • @3picBR
      @3picBR 5 лет назад +5

      Liked it for the golden comment, then realized I was also 666th like

  • @IanZWhite00
    @IanZWhite00 6 лет назад +9468

    My favorite thing about this is the complete absence of back swing.
    This dude’s blasting these things hundreds of yards away with wrist flicks

    • @IanZWhite00
      @IanZWhite00 5 лет назад +932

      Joe Kyriacou Yeah no I know that, I’ve been watching TASs for years lol
      I was speaking from the perspective of the in-game character rather than an irl player.

    • @Hawaiianshirtoperator
      @Hawaiianshirtoperator 5 лет назад +42

      Willie McCoy, come now you know we don’t talk about reply sections

    • @frostfire2722
      @frostfire2722 5 лет назад +41

      Willie McCoy something happened when a person who can't coherently speak English decided to brag.

    • @jackmaday3708
      @jackmaday3708 5 лет назад +18

      Willie McCoy This is what happens when a non english speaker opens their mouth and speaks english

    • @iamrianad
      @iamrianad 5 лет назад +6

      @@jackmaday3708 aneurysms all round

  • @Lukinspire
    @Lukinspire 4 года назад +3097

    *When school starts in 5 minutes and you want to play Wii Sports Golf:*

    • @ahmedh790
      @ahmedh790 4 года назад +7

      * 4 and 69 likes

    • @scarletpachyderm
      @scarletpachyderm 4 года назад +9

      @@ahmedh790 you need to waste a minute to open up the wii

    • @ahmedh790
      @ahmedh790 4 года назад +4

      @@scarletpachyderm sorry

    • @JohnDoe-vv3id
      @JohnDoe-vv3id 3 года назад +3

      That’s not how TAS works...

    • @goroakechi5270
      @goroakechi5270 3 года назад +2

      @@JohnDoe-vv3id r/woooosh

  • @flumpcrumpus5775
    @flumpcrumpus5775 5 лет назад +11569

    Thats cool and all but was this tas guy wearing the wii strap for safety?

    • @Cannabiscracker
      @Cannabiscracker 4 года назад +178

      I guess we'll never know

    • @bigben3683
      @bigben3683 4 года назад +166

      Unless he was some sort of computer hack or something he wouldn’t have to. I sure hope he was though.

    • @themostthankfulegg9140
      @themostthankfulegg9140 4 года назад +119

      He could’ve hit his TV!

    • @bullabubble8821
      @bullabubble8821 4 года назад +50

      I sure hope he did

    • @natbia5362
      @natbia5362 4 года назад +22

      :o yes

  • @jalenstimes7452
    @jalenstimes7452 6 лет назад +5948

    Her: I only date real athletes
    Me:

  • @akaWeluxe
    @akaWeluxe 4 года назад +1653

    Family: ''Lets play Wii sports together, it will be fun.''
    This guy: ''Sure''

    • @-DeathKnight
      @-DeathKnight 4 года назад +42

      The family died of depression.

    • @dudeman0401
      @dudeman0401 4 года назад +41

      Imagine someone telling you your father was literally windows 10 software

    • @-DeathKnight
      @-DeathKnight 4 года назад +3

      @@dudeman0401 lmao

    • @reptilianclubboyz
      @reptilianclubboyz 3 года назад +1

      @@dudeman0401 Ok

    • @weedie2799
      @weedie2799 3 года назад

      Younger me:

  • @jto541
    @jto541 5 лет назад +7898

    Her: Come over
    Me: I can't, I gotta finish this round of golf
    Her: My parents aren't home
    Me:

    • @Djorgal
      @Djorgal 5 лет назад +126

      So a 10 holes run then?

    • @Operational117
      @Operational117 5 лет назад +57

      Djorgal And he’ll hit that final hole with his own “iron”. 😏

    • @IntensePeppers
      @IntensePeppers 5 лет назад +23

      @@Djorgal at least 11

    • @MrPatrickjb
      @MrPatrickjb 5 лет назад +18

      CHIP-IN DOUBLE EAGLE

    • @nathan_hall745
      @nathan_hall745 4 года назад +5

      Sal

  • @Happening-ASCN
    @Happening-ASCN 5 лет назад +2080

    This must have been the most entertaining thing the audience has ever watched

    • @Hose_10
      @Hose_10 4 года назад +8

      No replies
      How

    • @VishnuSrigiriraju
      @VishnuSrigiriraju 4 года назад +2

      @@Hose_10 ikr!

    • @Happening-ASCN
      @Happening-ASCN 4 года назад +3

      @@Hose_10 well now there are 3

    • @TheOneWhoHasABadName
      @TheOneWhoHasABadName 3 года назад +17

      to be fair, if someone pulled up to the golf course and landed holes in one and other precise shots like this, I’d be very entertained

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog 3 года назад +3

      "Wow!"
      - some random Miis

  • @daniilnossov6906
    @daniilnossov6906 4 года назад +645

    "I'll be back in 5 minutes. Don't start the game without me"

    • @Medusa-
      @Medusa- 4 года назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @ricobico1872
      @ricobico1872 4 года назад +6

      I didn’t start one I finished one

    • @fancypants9558
      @fancypants9558 3 года назад +9

      “I’ll just have a quick game whilst I wait”

    • @tiletastic9265
      @tiletastic9265 3 года назад

      500th like

  • @KoopaTroopa1116
    @KoopaTroopa1116 4 года назад +1863

    When you're more concerned with finishing 9 holes as fast as possible than getting the best score so you just hit it in the water on purpose.

    • @BrandoMan
      @BrandoMan 4 года назад +235

      Dude, golf would be so much better that way. None of this slow boring stuff. I want to see 4 golfers doing whatever they can to get there ball in the hole first.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 года назад +164

      @@BrandoMan Real-time golf instead of turn-based golf would be awesome.

    • @MarkBrown-cm5xm
      @MarkBrown-cm5xm 4 года назад +25

      @@k-leb4671 Look up speed golf, it's a thing.

    • @GPXBrent
      @GPXBrent 3 года назад +10

      @@k-leb4671 I think you just predicted the new Mario Golf game.

    • @jacksonbush4394
      @jacksonbush4394 3 года назад +2

      To be fair, -19 under par is nothing to scoff at

  • @adhamwashere5320
    @adhamwashere5320 4 года назад +5646

    I swear the flagpole is made of vibranium.

    • @narutoisace2778
      @narutoisace2778 4 года назад +92

      * *Wakandans charge the golf field* *

    • @merrickjacobs197
      @merrickjacobs197 4 года назад +28

      Adham Was Here when I first saw this comment, I misread “made of vibranium” as “made of a VIBRATOR”, lol! Don’t know why my brain autocorrected to that...

    • @adhamwashere5320
      @adhamwashere5320 4 года назад +2

      @@merrickjacobs197 lol

    • @2j7
      @2j7 4 года назад +14

      2:50

    • @We-all-watched-the-video
      @We-all-watched-the-video 4 года назад +2

      @adham was here Chickens

  • @fostersamels
    @fostersamels 3 года назад +1091

    Tendog: can hit the flagpole in exactly the right place every time
    also Tendog: misses the "9 Hole Game" button three times in a row

    • @deadaccount4400
      @deadaccount4400 3 года назад +70

      This is a TAS and I’m pretty sure that was on purpose

    • @fostersamels
      @fostersamels 3 года назад +15

      @@deadaccount4400 I've never seen this guy's videos is his name TAS?

    • @saltypumpkin3533
      @saltypumpkin3533 3 года назад +107

      @@fostersamels tas stands for tool assisted speedrun, it’s basically like a computer playing

    • @nicholasnicosia2325
      @nicholasnicosia2325 3 года назад +83

      @@fostersamels it's a tool assisted speedrun. They're basically done more to look cool than anything else or to sometimes explore the theoretically possible speedrun times of humans had frame perfect reflexes and timing

    • @silvesta5027
      @silvesta5027 3 года назад +114

      Read the description! He actually had a reason for doing that. It was to reset the RNG values for the wind. Some holes couldn’t be played optimally without it

  • @andrewnfalco
    @andrewnfalco 5 лет назад +1987

    *uses driver*
    "Chip-in!"

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 5 лет назад +55

      Chip-in by hitting the top of the flagstick and dropping straight down. Definitely legit. Works all the time.

    • @fridgepuff1722
      @fridgepuff1722 5 лет назад +27

      Wish i could sink shots with my wood 300 yards from the pin

    • @Ceo_Linux
      @Ceo_Linux 5 лет назад +8

      @@Jivvi It doesn't hit the flagstick. It hits the flag (that basically nullifies all of the ball's momentum) and then it goes down the stick

    • @theSato
      @theSato 4 года назад

      @@Ceo_Linux it works when hitting the stick.

    • @Ceo_Linux
      @Ceo_Linux 4 года назад

      @@theSato The sound when you hit the flagstick is different, it's metallic.

  • @jppro2027
    @jppro2027 5 лет назад +767

    I love how he has no backswing and nearly every shot hits the pole and takes a straight 90 degree drop right into the hole. TAS runs are so funny

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 5 лет назад +7

      Sports And Gameplay Nation Mario kart Wii tas runs are hilarious too

    • @McMagnus
      @McMagnus 5 лет назад +11

      You can do it naturally pretty frequently depending on the type of shot. Drivers tend to do that if you can hit the flag dead on

  • @joe8565
    @joe8565 4 года назад +789

    His backswing reminds me of my Dad.

  • @PlaystationMasterPS3
    @PlaystationMasterPS3 5 лет назад +8053

    "honey, I'm going golfing"
    *3 minutes later*
    "honey I'm home"

    • @joelramirez8598
      @joelramirez8598 5 лет назад +177

      PlaystationMasterPS3 catches her cheating because she thought he would take longer

    • @さな-i7f
      @さな-i7f 5 лет назад +8

      ちょっくらゴルフ行ってくるー
      3分後
      ただいまー

    • @erm_5557
      @erm_5557 4 года назад +3

      What about travel time

    • @connorcurtiss9845
      @connorcurtiss9845 4 года назад +25

      Elijah Martin he prolly lives at the golf course

    • @alexsmyth17
      @alexsmyth17 4 года назад

      PlaystationMasterPS3 Genius

  • @sourlandsumo
    @sourlandsumo 6 лет назад +2719

    Something about tas runs on these kinds of games are so funny idk why tho

    • @mikezyourfunnyman5983
      @mikezyourfunnyman5983 6 лет назад +9

      Agreed

    • @Dr.AutismGod
      @Dr.AutismGod 6 лет назад +68

      Because the games are being cheesed

    • @Semitoxic
      @Semitoxic 5 лет назад +285

      because casual games being absolutely dominated is entertaining

    • @bee7690
      @bee7690 5 лет назад +13

      wii tas runs are always funny to me

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 5 лет назад +33

      I find it funny and super impressive at the same time. Like it’s still really hard and time consuming to make a TAS run. Frame by Frame input one that is.

  • @BrebtaGamesSK
    @BrebtaGamesSK 3 года назад +51

    i love how they make an AWWWW sound when he lands in the sand pit, even tho its the best optimal strategy.

  • @edwinchang2760
    @edwinchang2760 5 лет назад +907

    When you realize that his worst score was a birdie

    • @brodown64
      @brodown64 4 года назад +9

      Oh shi-

    • @GMKGoji01
      @GMKGoji01 4 года назад +2

      I've seen a lot of birdies in Wii Sports Golf.

    • @chickenboss36
      @chickenboss36 4 года назад +4

      Just an Average Commentor your point is?

    • @AbeDorf18
      @AbeDorf18 4 года назад +8

      Even more impressive when you realize that *includes* intentionally hitting hazards to shave off time, yet still never scratched par.

  • @Sgnolbo
    @Sgnolbo 6 лет назад +3028

    C H I P - I N

  • @JTRAIN
    @JTRAIN 4 года назад +67

    He used a driver for entire 9 hole game. How incredible

  • @ConnorGroel
    @ConnorGroel 5 лет назад +5179

    Live footage of Kim Jong-un playing golf.

  • @RobGcraft
    @RobGcraft 4 года назад +1035

    “Balls in the sand, what now?”
    “Now watch this drive”

    • @merrickjacobs197
      @merrickjacobs197 4 года назад +31

      RobGcraft if your balls are in the sand, you might wanna pull your pants back up, lol!

    • @Albert-ym9hx
      @Albert-ym9hx 4 года назад +4

      @@merrickjacobs197 unfunny

    • @merrickjacobs197
      @merrickjacobs197 4 года назад +7

      @@Albert-ym9hx well, to each their own, I guess.

    • @anthonygiordano792
      @anthonygiordano792 4 года назад +6

      @@Albert-ym9hx nah that was funny u just have a dry sense of humor

    • @Albert-ym9hx
      @Albert-ym9hx 4 года назад

      wrong

  • @F_L_U_X
    @F_L_U_X 3 года назад +30

    This game sounds a lot like a 90's sitcom with the applause, reactions, and that sound when the screen transitions...

  • @TinCanJohnson
    @TinCanJohnson 5 лет назад +1096

    Top ten players Tiger Woods was afraid of

    • @heyward9512
      @heyward9512 5 лет назад +20

      grp lmnade
      1. Loyalty
      2. Guest A

  • @superkooper6594
    @superkooper6594 6 лет назад +1513

    Guest A would then go on to be the next Tiger Woods

    • @alexc8992
      @alexc8992 5 лет назад +29

      Super Kooper except his records weren’t saves

    • @dweezildee
      @dweezildee 5 лет назад +32

      @Alex C *_guest a’s existence was erased forever._*

    • @TheDiamondBladeHD
      @TheDiamondBladeHD 5 лет назад +6

      Guest B already defeated Matt.

    • @BalrogQuote
      @BalrogQuote 5 лет назад +16

      @@TheDiamondBladeHD Unlike Guest B, Guest A prefers more relaxed games, instead of mindless fighting.

    • @WaluigiLebron
      @WaluigiLebron 4 года назад

      Nice

  • @Narokkurai
    @Narokkurai 3 года назад +34

    I love how modestly impressed the crowd sounds in response to some of the wildest golfing ever seen.

  • @league6767
    @league6767 5 лет назад +1474

    It’s 3 in the morning what am I doing.

    • @zackaryguidry25
      @zackaryguidry25 5 лет назад +18

      Nigga I feel u 😂😂😂

    • @DespOIcito
      @DespOIcito 5 лет назад +40

      Erm your profile picture is white. I’d like to see your n-word pass

    • @derpherpula592
      @derpherpula592 5 лет назад +8

      It's 5 in the morning what am I doing

    • @saulgoodman9188
      @saulgoodman9188 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 5 лет назад +2

      It's 12:05 in the morning what am I doing?

  • @flandersOH
    @flandersOH 5 лет назад +7272

    what the heck is a “double eagle”
    *mate it’s called an albatross*

    • @joshuarockstheworld78isthe33
      @joshuarockstheworld78isthe33 5 лет назад +168

      flanders mk double eagle is the same as an albatross

    • @CannedDasani
      @CannedDasani 5 лет назад +112

      And a triple eagle is basically a hole in one.

    • @Andrux0821
      @Andrux0821 5 лет назад +248

      Actually both is used, i may be wrong but a double eagle is a hole in one on a par 4 and an albatross is a 2 on a par 5

    • @pleasepoo1827
      @pleasepoo1827 5 лет назад +107

      Fuck that little mouse

    • @parallelalpha
      @parallelalpha 5 лет назад +37

      @@Andrux0821 i think thats called a hole in one on a par 4

  • @Lucas-DX
    @Lucas-DX 3 года назад +128

    I was just uncontrollably laughing everytime it hit the flagpole and went in

    • @nvli44
      @nvli44 3 года назад +10

      also how the crowd was cheering like it was normal

    • @ludicrousspeed8177
      @ludicrousspeed8177 3 года назад +7

      The nothing but net shit at the last hole was the cherry on top.

  • @colmm6964
    @colmm6964 5 лет назад +360

    I never would have even thought about purposely going for the water to save time from the ball bouncing

    • @quincejones687
      @quincejones687 4 года назад +5

      Omg I totally forgot it was a speedrun and not at all about his score pogchamp

  • @tendog
    @tendog  5 лет назад +3938

    Edit: To anyone coming from Salt's vid: hi. This is OG Wii Sports, which has no replays for chip ins. That's why you didn't see any.
    Because I keep getting comments about how this was made: I played it on my computer with an emulator, so I could redo the shots over and over until they were perfect. That's what TAS refers to: Tool Assisted Speedrun. Read the description for more info. Also, thanks for all the nice comments and support everyone! More TASes are on the way.

    • @travulsa
      @travulsa 5 лет назад +61

      for a second there I thought that was you
      I was like “what kind of mad man spends his time on this?”

    • @mattutter3525
      @mattutter3525 5 лет назад +62

      Are people seriously still needing to type this stuff in 2019? Like, really? I thought TAS was a well enough known concept by now...

    • @nickifraser6514
      @nickifraser6514 5 лет назад

      @gfdfnfDfdfgsgsb #jsde

    • @nickifraser6514
      @nickifraser6514 5 лет назад +1

      Josh I just LLKYQYK what are you what you what you

    • @Cherokeechuck9
      @Cherokeechuck9 5 лет назад +20

      @@mattutter3525 if you're into speed running you do. Normies don't

  • @THESLlCK
    @THESLlCK 4 года назад +76

    The guy who did the Wii voice is legendary

    • @spiderbiter6162
      @spiderbiter6162 4 года назад +16

      his names josh millman, dont know much about him, hes not well known despite the circumstances.

    • @oniongummy8969
      @oniongummy8969 3 года назад +10

      He’s not your average run of the millman

    • @masterdoge987
      @masterdoge987 3 года назад

      @@oniongummy8969 I hate you

    • @oniongummy8969
      @oniongummy8969 3 года назад +5

      @@masterdoge987 you think i make jokes like that and do not hate myself?

    • @masterdoge987
      @masterdoge987 3 года назад +1

      @@oniongummy8969 true

  • @SNPERMONKEY
    @SNPERMONKEY 5 лет назад +729

    3:08 most incredible thing I've ever seen

    • @BrianMBK
      @BrianMBK 5 лет назад +21

      Lol psyisics even

    • @naswii4360
      @naswii4360 5 лет назад +62

      The camera was so confused lol

    • @jimmyboe889
      @jimmyboe889 5 лет назад +2

      i agree

    • @jordangeer8964
      @jordangeer8964 5 лет назад +2

      This was the one that made me cackle like a maniac.

    • @alexsmyth17
      @alexsmyth17 4 года назад +1

      Angus Trangmoe I’m with you.

  • @meistomeytombo
    @meistomeytombo 4 года назад +457

    first swing: "that not impressive, he landed in the bunker"
    second swing: *jaw drops*

    • @ryanp8920
      @ryanp8920 4 года назад +3

      Why doesn’t he get all hole in one of it is fastest ?

    • @meistomeytombo
      @meistomeytombo 4 года назад +25

      @@ryanp8920 if I remember right certain shots like a hole in one trigger a replay to show off the amazing shot. it's faster to hit it into the bunker and then sink the shot VS getting a hole in one and watching the replay.

    • @maxdragonsoul5553
      @maxdragonsoul5553 4 года назад +7

      @@meistomeytombo you're thinking of wii sports resort. i don't think it's actually possible to get a hole in one on 7 in this game

    • @97Senator
      @97Senator 11 месяцев назад

      Announcer: "Nice shot!"
      Game: *bunker*
      Audience: _uhhh..._

  • @PatoQueGira
    @PatoQueGira 4 года назад +2074

    It's not that impressive, my grandpa was also in a hole with just one stroke

  • @moahammad1mohammad
    @moahammad1mohammad 4 года назад +647

    Mom: "No new video game until you finish this one ok?"
    Me:

    • @jukeban646
      @jukeban646 4 года назад +7

      Hahhahahahahaaahhaahahahaah

    • @sanford360
      @sanford360 4 года назад +8

      Who’s mom says that...

    • @moahammad1mohammad
      @moahammad1mohammad 4 года назад +5

      @@sanford360
      My older sister would buy me games as a kid but she told me I had to beat the game she bought first before I could get a new one

    • @pixxelh
      @pixxelh 3 года назад +1

      @@cegant or buy zelda, saving that cash

    • @RobbieCake
      @RobbieCake 3 года назад

      @@cegant just get jrpgs
      theyre so long

  • @AdfasSSBM
    @AdfasSSBM 5 лет назад +4512

    -19, that's a pretty bad score, I guess this task guy isn't that good. Come back when they at least have a positive number.
    (the amount of people who are taking this seriously is both concerning and amusing. Keep the comments coming I love them)
    (Since people keep asking, Cube6 Gamer II first replied
    "🤦‍♂️"
    and then after Nylthanyr IV's comment they said
    "@Michael Bristol You don't even know how to play golf correctly")

    • @AdfasSSBM
      @AdfasSSBM 5 лет назад +400

      @@cube6gamer yes I agree, that score was so bad that when I first saw it I facepalmed

    • @AdfasSSBM
      @AdfasSSBM 4 года назад +211

      @@cube6gamer I agree they aren't playing golf correctly

    • @peachy3.145
      @peachy3.145 4 года назад +198

      @@cube6gamer bruh they were making a joke calm the fuck down

    • @onionbrotm570
      @onionbrotm570 4 года назад +75

      @@cube6gamer I guess taking sarcasm well is not in your character description well shit i just wasted 400 diamonds buying you just because you have 5+ in stamina well now i wont beat king Dragon and save Ludovic

    • @Yoshi24517
      @Yoshi24517 4 года назад +63

      @Cube6 Gamer II r/whooosh

  • @stationmasterkuma
    @stationmasterkuma 4 года назад +53

    Guest B: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

    • @Val-1440
      @Val-1440 4 года назад +2

      Your comment fits perfectly to my 2 Mii characters

  • @97Senator
    @97Senator 5 лет назад +475

    _"wHoOoOoOaAaAeEeAaAaAhHhHhH!"_

  • @neilbaker4236
    @neilbaker4236 5 лет назад +97

    Me: “Mom can I play Wii?”
    Mom: “You have 5 minutes young man!”
    Me:

  • @ningata2983
    @ningata2983 4 года назад +9

    I love that he doesn't wind up at all. he just touches the ball and it flies hundreds of yards.

  • @Bruh-7
    @Bruh-7 4 года назад +132

    Got recommended after I watched summoning salt’s world record progression

    • @spaceatlantis3504
      @spaceatlantis3504 4 года назад

      Yup, that's where I'm from, as well

    • @bubbleking05
      @bubbleking05 4 года назад

      Same!

    • @LouisianaGirlypop
      @LouisianaGirlypop 4 года назад

      Same

    • @J.R.34
      @J.R.34 4 года назад +2

      Summoning Salt's video helped me understand why the ball gets in everytime it touches the flag.

    • @samjaxwhistler
      @samjaxwhistler 4 года назад

      I got recommended after watching a clip from The Office

  • @richardcarter8751
    @richardcarter8751 3 года назад +28

    The crowd reactions always get me to a little, like "WoOA-...oh... WAIT OHHHHHH"

  • @brycetonwest
    @brycetonwest 3 года назад +17

    Me at 2:20:
    Wow, they hit the ball into the water, that must be a mistake!
    TAS:
    *Calculated.*

  • @ekubo954
    @ekubo954 4 года назад +34

    When the announcer says "nice shot!" I feel that in my heart bro ❤😔

  • @noblemk1592
    @noblemk1592 5 лет назад +290

    *Tiger Woods wants to know your location*

  • @Slippery_
    @Slippery_ 4 года назад +179

    *Plot twist: This isnt a tas speedrun it's just tiger woods playing on his wii*

    • @captainploo
      @captainploo 3 года назад +2

      This comment deserves more likes!

  • @raisinbran1421
    @raisinbran1421 5 лет назад +350

    *Tigre Woods has left the chat*

    • @blazevurse1500
      @blazevurse1500 5 лет назад +5

      Probably because he cheated on his wife

    • @stealthyshadow567
      @stealthyshadow567 5 лет назад +4

      BlazeVurse
      ⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣶⣶ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⠿⠻⠿⠿⠟⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⢰⣹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣷⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣷⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿

    • @kirwitch8236
      @kirwitch8236 5 лет назад +11

      Great spelling dude

    • @DarranKern
      @DarranKern 5 лет назад +3

      Gavin that would be “Le Tigre Bois.”
      Or you could spell Tiger Woods correctly because its a fricking _proper noun_ you wankers

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 5 лет назад +1

      @Gavin His name is not in French. It's his name. His name is Tiger.

  • @CannedDasani
    @CannedDasani 5 лет назад +8

    This video is basically the same as how Matt plays golf.
    I’ll add a little joke
    Guest A: *plays golf*
    Tiger Woods: *hold my fucking beer.*

  • @GMPranav
    @GMPranav 2 года назад +2

    Fact: This is the most entertaining golf video you will ever watch.

  • @gabrieltheuws8680
    @gabrieltheuws8680 5 лет назад +135

    I didn't understand why the TAS left the game twice before it really started.

    • @jj4life015
      @jj4life015 5 лет назад +57

      @@PhotonLemonade no its not, it's to get good wind

    • @wipeoutjack209
      @wipeoutjack209 5 лет назад +73

      The first time was to remove the a+b screen that pops up, and the second was for wind. And yes all wind is predetermined when you start the game

  • @Nobody71090
    @Nobody71090 3 года назад +57

    This was Kim Jong-Uns legendary performance where he had 7 hole in one’s.

    • @Info255
      @Info255 3 года назад +1

      Kim Jong-Il, don't disgrace the honorable leader like that

  • @alvarodavid9566
    @alvarodavid9566 4 года назад +26

    1:38 I remember one day when I was little, also did this, and it still seems like a insane achievement.

    • @alvarodavid9566
      @alvarodavid9566 4 года назад

      @i hit fortnite kids "still seems like an insane achievement", means that I was very lucky.

    • @reflex9238
      @reflex9238 Год назад

      Old comment, but the most insane thing for me was the first double eagle the guy did, was my best game as I was able to copy what this guy did.

  • @slugn01d
    @slugn01d 5 лет назад +354

    immediately downvoted for invalid run, guest b is the only acceptable character to use

  • @lemickeyjames7225
    @lemickeyjames7225 4 года назад +8

    The amount of strokes I had watching this video was more than the amount of strokes in this golf game.

  • @9rodgerbacon9
    @9rodgerbacon9 4 года назад +38

    If I were retrieving his golf balls I would just quit

  • @Ikescicle
    @Ikescicle 4 года назад +178

    Alternate Title: "Bored God plays Wii Golf"

  • @shrc.
    @shrc. 5 лет назад +31

    2:28 "Stroke 3"
    He got a stroke for the third time today...

  • @solid_h2o476
    @solid_h2o476 3 года назад +70

    Me every time my friend eats a chip:
    *”Chip In!”*

  • @joeyhicks1670
    @joeyhicks1670 4 года назад +13

    You can tell that they probably didn't expect many people to be getting "double eagles" from the fact that the audio for "double" was so obviously recorded separately from the audio for "eagle"

    • @TheOfficialCzex
      @TheOfficialCzex 4 года назад +8

      The correct term is "albatross." During play-testing, the possibility of a player scoring an albatross was realized, so "double" from "double bogie" was added to "eagle" because the voice recordings had already been done and it didn't make economic sense to set up another recording session with the same VA.

    • @thibaultcharamon390
      @thibaultcharamon390 4 года назад +2

      It is the same "double" in baseball

  • @caroditsky
    @caroditsky 4 года назад +51

    The flag on hole 9:
    “Why do I hear boss music?”

  • @wipeoutjack209
    @wipeoutjack209 3 года назад +7

    I love checking back in on this video periodically to see all the people who don't know what a TAS is either claim its spliced or "hacked".

    • @emoadnomad
      @emoadnomad 3 года назад +1

      I think this is hack

  • @ZexaPPLZ
    @ZexaPPLZ 4 года назад +43

    Damn did the speedrun start when he turned on the wii

  • @anonymousbruh5898
    @anonymousbruh5898 5 лет назад +66

    dude i cant even chip in a 4 yard chip ... lmao this is insane

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 5 лет назад

      kingof trash000 look in the description

  • @ryanbaird3912
    @ryanbaird3912 4 года назад +41

    the description really says “a quick round of golf”...

  • @crowmigration8245
    @crowmigration8245 5 лет назад +79

    -19 on 9 holes lmao

  • @nothisispatrick7444
    @nothisispatrick7444 4 года назад +71

    Gf: Babe come over
    Me: No, I´m playing Wii Sports Golf
    Gf: My parents arent home
    Me:

    • @mareeyo1
      @mareeyo1 4 года назад

      That game went on longer than what he time I need to get the job done

    • @TheMissingBeatle
      @TheMissingBeatle 4 года назад

      I like that you finish the game instead of just quitting

  • @Coffeeshopwifi64
    @Coffeeshopwifi64 3 года назад +21

    So this is what Hawkeye was talking about when he was playing golf :O

  • @jayimago3898
    @jayimago3898 5 лет назад +7

    TAS: *Launches the ball into the forest at Mach 2*
    ANNOUNCER: Nice Shot!

  • @0yal569
    @0yal569 4 года назад +19

    “ok mom ill go to bed, just 3 more minutes”

  • @jenniferbrey1840
    @jenniferbrey1840 4 года назад +5

    “I should try to get it in on the first time every time”
    -Happy Gilmore

  • @Jordan-yi8te
    @Jordan-yi8te 3 года назад +6

    Wow, I couldn’t never even imagine the day I would be able to witness [TAS] the fastest game of Wii Sports golf ever played

  • @ongrong1611
    @ongrong1611 5 лет назад +4

    Okay but the real mvp here is the flagpole. Most of these shots had the ball bounce off of the flagpole directly into the hole.

  • @Invictus-Solaris
    @Invictus-Solaris 4 года назад +5

    Imagine purposefully hitting it into the water to get closer and score a birdie on the next swing.

  • @Auradnor
    @Auradnor 4 года назад +5

    Never knew I'd be so fascinated by golf

  • @Yippiia
    @Yippiia 4 года назад +6

    I love how all the golf people showed up.

  • @athankfulpot7956
    @athankfulpot7956 4 года назад +3

    The little jingle makes me so happy on the inside

  • @TheSwineFlu97
    @TheSwineFlu97 4 года назад +4

    When there's a single behind you who looks like they want to join up

  • @taylordalgleish2139
    @taylordalgleish2139 4 года назад +3

    That’s how you know you have been playing it everyday since it’s release in 2006 to find all the short cuts

  • @kwamerusso4151
    @kwamerusso4151 4 года назад +1

    As a 2004 baby I am both highly impressed and completely bewildered as to how this man did this.

  • @isaacvgraham
    @isaacvgraham 4 года назад +82

    Her: he’s probably thinking of another girl
    Me:

  • @drewbaker6555
    @drewbaker6555 4 года назад +6

    I’ve played wii golf religiously the last 10 years. I play 6 hours a day every single day and my best score is 25 over par. It used 30 over though for the longest time, so I see this as an absolute win 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @Val-1440
      @Val-1440 4 года назад +4

      Plays for 10 years, best is 25 over par? Daaaaaaaaamn that's rough

    • @keanu8327
      @keanu8327 4 года назад

      I’m not saying you have to and I’m not tryna control your life but I think you need a new hobby if that’s your best score

  • @TheCreepersGood
    @TheCreepersGood 2 года назад

    Love the slow zoom in of the flag at 3:11, like, “Hmm, yes. Such fine details this pole has.”

  • @OMOCarlos
    @OMOCarlos 3 года назад +24

    "He's not cheating, he just has a good gamer chair"

  • @cwizzy123
    @cwizzy123 5 лет назад +11

    3:10 camera man lost the ball it went in so fast

  • @BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein
    @BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein 3 года назад +3

    I will forever remember that last "woooOOoo" when you get a good hit

  • @consumethedog
    @consumethedog 4 года назад +4

    imagine trying to have fun on wii sports with this guy

  • @SSNFang
    @SSNFang 5 лет назад +33

    Wii sports narrator: Double eagle , eagle
    Me: **Gets attacked by 3 eagles**

  • @sheriffvr2001
    @sheriffvr2001 3 года назад +3

    My Girl: “If I beat you In golf I get to look through your search history.”
    Me:

  • @gipsywomboparade
    @gipsywomboparade 5 лет назад +7

    Wii sports
    Kid: play tennis
    Boy: play baseball
    Man: play bowling
    Legend: play golf

    • @pando2333
      @pando2333 5 лет назад +1

      Boxing: am I a joke to you?

    • @durga5615
      @durga5615 4 года назад

      @@pando2333 yes

  • @amongusvidjefferson4706
    @amongusvidjefferson4706 5 лет назад +11

    Tiger Woods: I’m the best Golfer Ever!
    Guest A: *H O L D M Y B E E R*

  • @jacks5106
    @jacks5106 4 года назад +6

    mom: ok son we’re leaving for school in 3 minutes
    kid: ok mom just let me play a game of GOLF

  • @davidwilliams6249
    @davidwilliams6249 3 года назад +13

    I didn’t realise Kim Jong-il’s round was recorded.

  • @snazzycoastermemes6798
    @snazzycoastermemes6798 3 года назад +4

    When your wife calls and asks where you are after you told her you didn't have plans today

  • @BrandonKellyYT
    @BrandonKellyYT 4 года назад +1

    super entertaining bro

  • @samhughes3097
    @samhughes3097 4 года назад +10

    me on my 8th strike on a par 3: 👁👄👁