@@H3llfire320they probably dowblaoded some compilation of all the cutscenes, transcribed caprions with timrstamps, and just made some script to split the entite video at rhose splices - if not and they did fhis by hand fhen that's actually insane dedication!! 5:19 AM 12/22/2023
0:00 Prologue 0:17 Franklin and Lamar 0:22 Repossession 0:38 Complications 0:44 Father/Son 0:55 Pulling Favors 0:57 Chop 1:16 Marriage Counseling 1:37 Daddy's Little Girl 1:45 Friend Request 1:49 The Long Stretch 2:12 The Jewel Store Job (Smart) 2:14 Paparazzo 2:19 Mr. Philips 2:30 Trevor Philips Industries 2:37 Crystal Maze 2:43 Friends Reunited 2:53 Fame or Shame 3:06 Hotel Assassination 3:07 Scouting The Port 3:09 Paparazzo - The Sex Tape 3:13 Dead Man Walking 3:22 Did Somebody Say Yoga? 3:29 Three's Company 3:33 Paparazzo - The Partnership 3:36 Hood Safari 3:44 By The Book 3:51 Paparazzo - The Meltdown 3:56 The Merryweather Heist - Freighter 4:05 Blitz Play 4:16 I Fought The Law... 4:23 Eye In The Sky 4:28 Caida Libre 4:32 Minor Turbulence 4:36 Paleto Score Setup 4:45 Predator 4:49 Architect's Plan 4:51 Deep Inside 4:55 The Paleto Score 5:00 Derailed 5:09 Monkey Business 5:16 Hang Ten 5:20 Bury The Hatchet 5:34 Pack Man 5:44 Fresh Meat 5:55 The Ballad of Rocco 5:57 Cleaning Out The Bureau 6:00 Reuniting The Family 6:09 The Bureau Raid (Fire Crew) 6:13 The Wrap Up 6:19 Legal Trouble 6:24 Lamar Down 6:39 Meltdown 6:44 Surveying The Score 6:48 The Big Score (Subtle) 6:59 The Third Way (Ending C) 7:13 Risk Assessment 7:17 Grass Roots - Michael 7:21 Exercising Demons - Michael (Only showed Strangers and Freaks or Side Missions if they were on Screen for longer than 2 seconds)
Gotta love how Franklin and Michael say it out of frustration, realization, surprise, or as another word in the sentence. But Trevor always says if out of pure aggression, anger, and hate.
i never really knew how to confess to this but... does anyone else really love the way that michael says "fuck"? something about it is refreshing, the way he says it
Best use of this masterpiece is to connect it to a bluetooth speaker in the electronics department in a store and play it at full volume and watch the employees try to shut off as soon as possible
@@purehollow Your only sample size is GRAND THEFT AUTO, a game which is about thugs and crime. normal englisch as you hear it on the streets today barely has 1% as much f-words as in GTA, you are greatly exaggerating.
If you start the mission as trevor, at the end of the cinematic you play as him driving out and screaming. He probably played it as michael, whom at the end of the cinematic just sees Trevor leaving.
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Dad: Don't swear, you will get in big trouble.
Also dad when his football team loses:
My dad lmao
LMAO 🤣
I dont have a dad
@@KucingStarebuy one
it’s where all of us learn it from
I can see the whole story mode with this
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Exactly
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Congrats dude@@angrysqueakingteapot
3:21 "Fuck is fucking fucking fuck?"
Best question ever in existence
it is as fucking as fuck
Best fucking question ever in fucking existence
3:28 when u gotta shit but u at work
Yes,fuck is fucking fucking fuck😌”
2:27 better in my opinion (Trevor killing Johny)
6:35 Franklin's voice raises every time 😂
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You have to appreciate how much louder Trevor is compared to pretty much anybody else
PC video?
As soon as I read this I was on 4:04
Fuck, pretty fucking loud compared the fucking others, fuck
Hope this video isn’t monetized
Yeah .... but i didin't know is so much F&(%
Fun fact : gta v has 1018 f word in the entire game
That’s a lotta fuck
Are you telling me that "Kiflom" is pronounced way more times than "f**k"?
@@eliel1815shadow kifflom have been pronounced 500 times in the game so it's not more than f word
Did you really count them all?
@@nightmareking8425 oh, my bad
4:52 that "ahhh" on the background sounded like CJ
“I HATE GRAVITY!”
-Carl Johnson, Falling From The Maze Bank
Oh my god you’re right its sounds similar to cj burning
how tf u noticed it lmaoooo
Sounded like Big Smoke to me
@@realmustangboy6437What you mean
4:11 “fucking’s fucking fucking fuck”
With earrape
sounds like maximbady saying “wat da fada fucking fuck”
4:13 Fuck fuck
I swear to god, this is just the entire GTA 5 shortened to 7 minutes
Like, seriously.
I don't really mind it, but it is quite strange.
Oh, hi there MTB
why in the world was this comment posted 2 years ago and it's just now getting attention.
@@fwy8667 Everyone wants to see a 3D model of nanachi dancing to 'without me'
GTA 5 story mode in 7 minutes and 26 seconds 😂
Gta 5 The Fuck Story in 7:26 minutes
@@ayushnayak8746 no shit sherlock
Side missions included XDDD
Lft lots of fucks
5:05 "I can fucking fucking fuck"
Wisest words ever
5:53Ah yes, I love driving around in my ‘F*ckswagen’
AHHHAHAHA
6:20 as well
This is what my mom thinks every M17+ Game sounds like
That is correct then
@@Journey_to_who_knows Not really
also context is everything she thinks characters just cuss for no reason every second
@@Noah-xl7md that’s right too
@@Noah-xl7mdthat is still true
@@Noah-xl7mdstill true
can we just appreciate it how much time he must spend to research every "fucking" and "fuck" in that game?
There's an AI for that nowdays.
@j100j but ai can't get good footage as well
@@H3llfire320 I mean AI can search youtube videos for a word or a set of words.
@@H3llfire320they probably dowblaoded some compilation of all the cutscenes, transcribed caprions with timrstamps, and just made some script to split the entite video at rhose splices - if not and they did fhis by hand fhen that's actually insane dedication!!
5:19 AM
12/22/2023
@happyjohn1656 I mean just do a full playthrough and everytime you hear the word just record the game clip
6:05
"Fucking, fucking!"
"Fuckin-"
"FUCKIIIIING"
Sums up their relationship
Actually Dead 😂
0:07 already got me rolling 😂😂. When the crew is like “f*ck, f*ck, f*ck” and it’s showing Dave peekin’ with the Sniper. 😂😂
I died 😂😂😂
0:00 Prologue
0:17 Franklin and Lamar
0:22 Repossession
0:38 Complications
0:44 Father/Son
0:55 Pulling Favors
0:57 Chop
1:16 Marriage Counseling
1:37 Daddy's Little Girl
1:45 Friend Request
1:49 The Long Stretch
2:12 The Jewel Store Job (Smart)
2:14 Paparazzo
2:19 Mr. Philips
2:30 Trevor Philips Industries
2:37 Crystal Maze
2:43 Friends Reunited
2:53 Fame or Shame
3:06 Hotel Assassination
3:07 Scouting The Port
3:09 Paparazzo - The Sex Tape
3:13 Dead Man Walking
3:22 Did Somebody Say Yoga?
3:29 Three's Company
3:33 Paparazzo - The Partnership
3:36 Hood Safari
3:44 By The Book
3:51 Paparazzo - The Meltdown
3:56 The Merryweather Heist - Freighter
4:05 Blitz Play
4:16 I Fought The Law...
4:23 Eye In The Sky
4:28 Caida Libre
4:32 Minor Turbulence
4:36 Paleto Score Setup
4:45 Predator
4:49 Architect's Plan
4:51 Deep Inside
4:55 The Paleto Score
5:00 Derailed
5:09 Monkey Business
5:16 Hang Ten
5:20 Bury The Hatchet
5:34 Pack Man
5:44 Fresh Meat
5:55 The Ballad of Rocco
5:57 Cleaning Out The Bureau
6:00 Reuniting The Family
6:09 The Bureau Raid (Fire Crew)
6:13 The Wrap Up
6:19 Legal Trouble
6:24 Lamar Down
6:39 Meltdown
6:44 Surveying The Score
6:48 The Big Score (Subtle)
6:59 The Third Way (Ending C)
7:13 Risk Assessment
7:17 Grass Roots - Michael
7:21 Exercising Demons - Michael
(Only showed Strangers and Freaks or Side Missions if they were on Screen for longer than 2 seconds)
💀
Did you actually spend that much time just to point out each and every time they said the F word
Im dead 😂
6:59 is Third Way (option C)
Why😂😂😂
Such a versatile word, even the way it's said can create a comprehensive narrative
Idk about comprehensive
F***, dude.
GTA whenever my parents walk in
me: "I wonder why my speech is so crude and obscene.."
The games I play:
The best parts are the parts where it seems like a conversation.
Yea, like a new language 😅
especially 7:00💀
2:14
@@SO_SIGHTY the fucking language
0:20
80% of the dialogues is f word
Fucking hell that’s mad you know 😂😂😂😂
the other 20% is the n word
F word is not Fuck its something else
@@kik6002it’s that and the other word as well
the rest is n word
GTA V: VivziePop edition
I knew I’d find someone making that tired old joke
Yeah same@@TheRealArtimusKnight
"Fuckin fuck fuck" could bring a tear to a man's eye.
😅
*everyone’s eye
Gotta love how Franklin and Michael say it out of frustration, realization, surprise, or as another word in the sentence. But Trevor always says if out of pure aggression, anger, and hate.
and the fuck in the johhny scene
Hope this video isn’t monetized
@@reesebrody2380There is no fucking way it is
@@mucicafrajer if it somehow is, I would laugh so hard
Imagine if GTA 5 was a movie and someone had to censor and put bleep on F-words throughout the entire game
It'd almost sound like morse code 😂
They'd be getting a huge raise.
This needs to be a mod
Movies have to have dialogue of some sort to be considered movies. Morse code does not count as dialogue.
They're better off just banning the whole movie. 🤣
2:51 I love how Trevor just says the F word while chilling on the couch
Meanwhile the whole Red Dead Franchise got just 6 F words
Gta V the fucking short version! XD
Just like Scarface video!
@jesusibarra2980 this a good fucking video
I am going to fucking combust
🤣 beautiful title!
Fucking right
It's incredible how you still keep up with the story even with just the word fuck
Lmfao I was thinking the same thing
😂
it’s hilarious how you can actually watch this without knowing the story and still understand what is happening for the most part. that’s impressive.
2:32 - 2:42 Trevor says it best, like he just gives it power even though it’s highly overused
2:23
5:52 "fuckswagen"
Ah but the best vehicle to drive
"Fuckswagen. Das Fuckto."
Das Fauko
😂😂😂😂😂
2:14-2:18 I haven't laughed so loud in my entire life. I hate how funny this is.
Sounds like a chicken
They're fighting in chicken 😂😂
The way they get louder gets me everytime 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
In my opinion 6:32 - 6:38 is funny too 😅
GTA V if it was made by Vivziepop
Viziepop be like
5:34 That floooow 😂
it had a beat to it
These bars :D
100 likes now :D
i never really knew how to confess to this but... does anyone else really love the way that michael says "fuck"? something about it is refreshing, the way he says it
Yeah true, there's a lot of passion and emotion behind his "fucks"
@@Sottiwotti i wish i could say it like him
@@Sottiwottiyou love his fuck? 🤨
Yes. He says with such SPUNK! He makes it sound dirtier than anyone else.
@@Sottiwottifffffuck
Helluva Boss in a nutshell.
Average teenage conversation:
5:28 Fuck but flashback
😭😭
Fuckback
Nobody:
*12 year olds on Xbox Live*
Yep
Nobody fukin cares
The longer I watch, the more funnier it gets! 😂
Teacher: What does a chicken says?
Special Ed kids: 2:16
7:01 me trying to explain how i feel:
The sigh from Micheal at 4:40 after his f-word tantrum killed me 😂
Michael*
6:04 This just looks wrong out of context 💀
Fucking Fuckin Fuck😫🤤 💀
Best use of this masterpiece is to connect it to a bluetooth speaker in the electronics department in a store and play it at full volume and watch the employees try to shut off as soon as possible
6:35 Was I the only one to notice that graceful crescendo which then proceeded to culminate with a louder F*?
Holy shit good observation
@@fugo7664 Thanks
4:46 just the pure rage of that “FUCK” as the car is flying over the cliff is hilarious
"Fucking, FUCK!"
3:21 “Fuck is fucking fucking FUCK?”
@@thrashracing4739Fucking is fucking fucking fuck indeed. Best fucking question all fucking day
Just a Normal Hazbin Hotel episode
GTA if it was made by Viziepop
4:11 funny asl😂😂
Drinking game: A shot for every F word in the game
u'd have both the pacific and the atlantic ocean in ur stomach
@@swish_lamelo498 indian ocean
You’d be dead before even you play as Franklin for the first time
In the prologue is more than 7, no one can survive this
absolutely wasted
the fact that you can comprehend what is happening in the story
GTA V if it was written by vivzepop:
6:09 should be the thumbnail!
Dude good eye
@@cjstudio1000 ayo it seems the algorithm has showed us this video to us both
Bro really said "🖕🏻" 💀
@@Chese_Bread43 useless comment
@@Chese_Bread43I would say every word in this video to describe how cringe you are.
3:43 Michael getting out of bed was my favourite
Grand theft auto V if it was written by Vivzepop
GTA, if written by Vivziepop 😂
Me when I forget everything I studied before a test:
Then you say the F-word in the whole 7 minutes
@@Cyrus_abc123 During the test
Love Trevor he says it most aggressively
Trevor gives the F word a totally different feel.
If vivziepop wrote GTA V:
2:16 xD
The way he jumps lmao
@@Sheamuscz bro jumps like eminem 💀
(chicken image)
@@Justguy3638 Mile final battle, GTA style
I think he’s happy
2:21 is my favorite part
Why? Johnny's death? 😭😭
@@bonscott9276it just escalated so quickly lmao
😂
They’re being quiet then you just see Trevor jumping and a *crunch* 💀
0:10 “The Fucking Fucking Fuck”😂😂😂😂
me when my parents say “We need to talk.”:
Bro showed the entire gta atmosphere in just over 7 minutes
When you step a lego barefoot
My favorite part is when they said “ fuck”
When did they say fuck
Yeah when they say "FUCK"..... its my new favorite thing
Timestamp?
4:27 That FUCKING from michael was hilarious
3:00 that hit tho
They was fuckin during the fuckin
The Hit!! 😂😂😂
the cutoff g
@@slice_through_timexd
Love how this is basically the whole story in a few minutes
When grandma tells me not to swear. Me literally 7 seconds later:
GTA if vivsiepop was hired by rockstar
3:19 did he just say fuck buck 💀
Yes...
🦌👈
Nooo
What the hell did Buck do?
Baka
This is gta v basic language
As I remember they're using C++
I like the part where he said "Fuck"
2:32 Trevor feels like he is singing
2:47
Almost every single line of dialogue has f word
Murica !!
That's English for you
@@itdobelikedattho8112 that's American modern English you mean because in the past a century ago it wasn't as widely used as today
@@purehollow
Your only sample size is GRAND THEFT AUTO, a game which is about thugs and crime.
normal englisch as you hear it on the streets today barely has 1% as much f-words as in GTA, you are greatly exaggerating.
Gordon Ramsay got some competition
We basically watched the entire story mode.
4:03 is easily the best one
ikr 😂
FAAAACK
5:26 You missed the part where Trevor drives out in Michael's car screaming "FUCK!"
If you start the mission as trevor, at the end of the cinematic you play as him driving out and screaming. He probably played it as michael, whom at the end of the cinematic just sees Trevor leaving.
@@facundomendoza1119 He did play it as Michael, as you can see on the phone him calling Trevor
Grand Theft Auto 5 if written by vivziepop
0:54 😂
you know you're doing something when you past trevor missions
3:55
i love how the video barely changes when Franklin says fucking 4 times
Average Helluva Boss episode:
I still don't understand how it's considered comedy
@Bill_furry fr, feels like some edgy show from 2011
@@greekzeus9818the only good thing about it it's the animation and nothing else
You know, for a GTA game, I don’t know if there should be more or less “fucking”
If vizviepop wrote gta v
whole story mode is clear enough now
I have completed the whole story 100% on xbox 360
Gta v but it's just my entire highschool experience:
gta if it was made by vivzepop
Fun fact: rockstar removed 155 f words
I doubt it
1:52 Stretch is playing rock paper scissors.
I guess hes a "Playa"😂😂
*_The fact that I still understand what's going on is... interesting, to say the least._*
1:00 Chop said "fuck" in bark language
0:54 Fuckt Fuckt had me dying 😭😭
4:42 So aggressive
5:28 is my favorite. I just love how it's a faint echo.
Michael called him a hipster
Yeah, NO SHIT SHERLOCK 🖕🙄
@@shareaccountwithmum There's no need to be rude. The world's already a shity enough place without everybody going at each other's throats.