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  • @davidbunshak1888
    @davidbunshak1888 6 месяцев назад +7249

    Whoever signed that bill into law is crazy 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @katzu_masashi2536
      @katzu_masashi2536 6 месяцев назад +141

      You know he went staight to jail when he signed it 😂

    • @RUTHLESSambition5
      @RUTHLESSambition5 6 месяцев назад

      Crwzy wyte liberals

    • @smfarazabbas
      @smfarazabbas 6 месяцев назад

      On the contrary, they want to make the whole population crazy.. divide and rule

    • @doggypi1532
      @doggypi1532 6 месяцев назад +22

      What exactly was that bill?... I'm not from there so I'm don't really get why he'd be sent to the women's jail just because he declares that he identify as a woman...
      Unless of course the Bill has something to do with that self identity declaration thing?~

    • @donttrymetryjesus4566
      @donttrymetryjesus4566 6 месяцев назад

      @@doggypi1532transgender women (bio male) can go to women’s prison in California however a few transgender (bio males) got women pregnant 🤰 in jail while pretending to be a female but you know what’s funny to me you don’t see transgender men (bio females) when sentenced to prison trying to go into a male’s prison, they return to their natural uses and tell the judge imma a female your honor 😂 they a whole ninja in the streets but can’t be a whole ninja in prison the audacity

  • @txbill2512
    @txbill2512 6 месяцев назад +8395

    "Gimme that fruit cocktail !!!" I"m dead.

    • @peteysfv
      @peteysfv 6 месяцев назад +18

      Rest in peace

    • @KendallLitwin
      @KendallLitwin 6 месяцев назад +115

      "I'm gonna want some cocktail,,,,,,,,,FRUIT!"
      Nasty Nate.

    • @aSSGoblin1488
      @aSSGoblin1488 6 месяцев назад +10

      he seems to be overly affected by trans culture. this was funny in 2020

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 6 месяцев назад +93

      @@aSSGoblin1488 How dare you assume Dave's gender?

    • @blacksuburban2410
      @blacksuburban2410 6 месяцев назад +16

      No Nasty Nate! Devil man

  • @esteemedyams
    @esteemedyams 6 месяцев назад +1301

    It's so f*cking surreal to know that this actually already happened.

    • @lydiarichardson7268
      @lydiarichardson7268 5 месяцев назад +78

      Transgender prisoner got female inmates pregnant recently. Crazy

    • @cwstewartjr1973
      @cwstewartjr1973 5 месяцев назад +179

      ​@@lydiarichardson7268you mean a male inmate got a female inmate pregnant.

    • @summer7603
      @summer7603 5 месяцев назад

      @@cwstewartjr1973 yeah he was pretending. Like inmates spitting into each other's mouths to get covid to get out of lock up.

    • @amanda-ht7yy
      @amanda-ht7yy 5 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@cwstewartjr1973EXACTLY 💯% A MAN!!!!

    • @Takolouski
      @Takolouski 5 месяцев назад +2

      Why would you respect the choices of a full male trans Inmate?

  • @Malachi-ph3so
    @Malachi-ph3so 5 месяцев назад +192

    "don't make me explain myself"😂😂😂

  • @zackadamec9332
    @zackadamec9332 6 месяцев назад +6986

    Dave said fuck you and your cancel culture. I'm here for all of it 😂

    • @emiltoutou1
      @emiltoutou1 6 месяцев назад +14

      Yeah me too ash tag

    • @clove2846
      @clove2846 6 месяцев назад +45

      Ohhh yeah, full send w/ this special & the silent majority loves it. We need to speak up & stand behind the Americans like Dave Chappelle

    • @clove2846
      @clove2846 6 месяцев назад +54

      @@bender9353 a bit emotional response to a RUclips comment don't ya think..... I bet you literally couldn't help yourself reading the comment string you just had to "make you're big stand" hope for the best for ya, try not to lead w/ your emotions so much its oozing out even in your comment.

    • @bender9353
      @bender9353 6 месяцев назад +35

      @@clove2846 sorry princess, where I live we get to swear all we want and nobody gives a fuck.

    • @clove2846
      @clove2846 6 месяцев назад +36

      @@bender9353 that doesn't even make sense, it had nothing to do w/ the swearing..... it's the defensive attitude & the quickness to jump all over ppl. Even the "sorry princess" not even knowing the person you're talking too. I'm the last person any1 would call princess. If you read every other comment they're definitely leaning my way. Godspeed brother.

  • @MASC440
    @MASC440 6 месяцев назад +4494

    "Don't make me explain myself - I'm a girl".
    Says it all! Edit: Dave could have said: "Don't make me explain myself - I'm LGBTQIA" - same premise - don't question the ridiculous rantings else you will be smeared/cancelled.

    • @Oran_Lee
      @Oran_Lee 6 месяцев назад +20

      Exactly! 👍

    • @fermisurface2616
      @fermisurface2616 6 месяцев назад +14

      Yep. Dave said it all. You don't need to.

    • @TheFineagler
      @TheFineagler 6 месяцев назад +18

      Tells us all we need to know about your hatred and ignorance.

    • @surviver5738
      @surviver5738 6 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@TheFineaglerexplain

    • @z3lk277
      @z3lk277 6 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@TheFineaglerAnyone can be anything they want stop gatekeeping

  • @WhiteoutMonster
    @WhiteoutMonster 5 месяцев назад +393

    This actually happened, and the MAN got 4 women pregnant.

    • @likindamoussodou4188
      @likindamoussodou4188 4 месяца назад +42

      twas just lesbian s * x that got a little bit too rough 😂😂😂

    • @CallmeMrTibbs-kx7bx
      @CallmeMrTibbs-kx7bx 4 месяца назад

      Hilarious ​@@likindamoussodou4188

    • @jatinshilen
      @jatinshilen 4 месяца назад +2

      No way

    • @WhiteoutMonster
      @WhiteoutMonster 4 месяца назад +8

      @@jatinshilen sorry I guess it was just 2 women.

    • @WhiteoutMonster
      @WhiteoutMonster 4 месяца назад

      @@jatinshilen but yeah, your feelings won't change your anatomy. A MALE was put into a FEMALE prison.
      Guess that's how stupid people learn 😂

  • @junglebrother8923
    @junglebrother8923 5 месяцев назад +17

    Dave a comedic genius.. he makes you laugh without even trying

  • @barbbalaska4420
    @barbbalaska4420 6 месяцев назад +3392

    Dave Chappelle has been making me laugh since 2003

    • @jibberism9910
      @jibberism9910 6 месяцев назад +23

      The dude was born for this shid.

    • @JusFnKevn
      @JusFnKevn 6 месяцев назад +31

      Wow, I've been laughing at Dave since 1992 💀

    • @Cuhnievel
      @Cuhnievel 6 месяцев назад

      @@JusFnKevnyo old ass 50

    • @joegonzalez2535
      @joegonzalez2535 6 месяцев назад +2

      Happy for you

    • @AnnoyedBowtieCat-mv1ld
      @AnnoyedBowtieCat-mv1ld 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@JusFnKevnI don't believe you definitely need some proof

  • @LakhwinderSingh-nk5vm
    @LakhwinderSingh-nk5vm 6 месяцев назад +3944

    This is great example why new law is crazy, "Don't make me explain myself" 😂😂

    • @AnonymousLastname-nw2qb
      @AnonymousLastname-nw2qb 6 месяцев назад

      Let's be honest none of the nonsense going on today would exist if it wasn't for libtards tell me im wrong I dare you.

    • @Notfiveo0
      @Notfiveo0 6 месяцев назад

      The butch’s in women’s prison are girls?

    • @thl205
      @thl205 6 месяцев назад +21

      there is no new law like that

    • @Cookie.2118
      @Cookie.2118 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@thl205lol, I wish that was true.

    • @more.art.less.war.
      @more.art.less.war. 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Cookie.2118do you live in canada?

  • @whoslebron4685
    @whoslebron4685 5 месяцев назад +10

    This man was born for this shit bruh😂😂

  • @sjsnyder223
    @sjsnyder223 5 месяцев назад +111

    I love how Dave calls the insanity out for what it is.

  • @doctorkhumalo7730
    @doctorkhumalo7730 6 месяцев назад +2537

    "this girl D I got" 😂😂😂

  • @NoobPatel
    @NoobPatel 6 месяцев назад +1303

    As soon he said California, I knew this joke was coming 🤣

    • @marvzramos2992
      @marvzramos2992 6 месяцев назад +3

      ...And I still LOL-ed bigly!

    • @partypat7229
      @partypat7229 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@marvzramos2992bigly isn’t a word 😂

    • @oivariini7
      @oivariini7 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@partypat7229How do you mention "bigly" but not the "LOL-ed"

    • @Bmr4life
      @Bmr4life 6 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @Bmr4life
      @Bmr4life 6 месяцев назад

      @@partypat7229Bigly is well known.

  • @nkululekonduli4318
    @nkululekonduli4318 5 месяцев назад +204

    Dave stopped telling jokes a long time ago 💯.......now he only drops jewels everytime he speaks 💯💯💯💯

    • @KingKongWorld
      @KingKongWorld 5 месяцев назад +1

      Dave stopped telling jokes a long time ago.
      He doesn't need anymore, he just tells story about the real life.

    • @RabRabNZ
      @RabRabNZ 5 месяцев назад +1

      He's leaking diamonds

  • @Zman82
    @Zman82 6 месяцев назад +133

    You know this is a joke but at the same time this is really happening.

  • @Master_Blaster_3000
    @Master_Blaster_3000 6 месяцев назад +2002

    Comedy has NEVER been more accurate 😂

    • @charlesdjones1
      @charlesdjones1 6 месяцев назад +11

      Lmao, the possibilities are endless in 2024 😂.

    • @beatles42ohgg94
      @beatles42ohgg94 6 месяцев назад +5

      not since the late great carlin

    • @MisterRorschach90
      @MisterRorschach90 6 месяцев назад +7

      Accurate? So lying about the way things work to make a joke about marginalized people is good comedy? This joke would actually be funny if you didn’t have to go through literal years of chemical and social transition.

    • @MisterRorschach90
      @MisterRorschach90 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@beatles42ohgg94Carlin would be ashamed of Dave and probably go out of his way to disrespect him. Carlin did not punch down. Carlin didn’t sell out to right wing bottom barrel comedy.

    • @beatles42ohgg94
      @beatles42ohgg94 6 месяцев назад

      @@MisterRorschach90 uhhhh, most of carlins career was punching down.
      literally typed george carlin. first clip is him literalyl punching down on people for being stupid...
      guess stupid people is punching up?
      he said it would take you about eight seconds to find out somebody is stupid, and if you really listen, they are full of shit
      let me tell you what, you proved him absolutely right, he was punching down on your stupid ass

  • @thomasspielman577
    @thomasspielman577 6 месяцев назад +2508

    The craziest part about this is that they would actually accept his request.

    • @nababa5217
      @nababa5217 6 месяцев назад +83

      They already did it 😂😂😂

    • @Trevhor
      @Trevhor 6 месяцев назад +24

      Shits crazy.

    • @deimonk2384
      @deimonk2384 6 месяцев назад +27

      Whaaat I’m living faaaaar away from USA so I never heard of it, but that really did happened to someone ???

    • @lucasm1545
      @lucasm1545 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@deimonk2384they wouldn’t. California is one of the worst states to be in prison.

    • @ChingelBopDingelFlop
      @ChingelBopDingelFlop 6 месяцев назад

      @@lucasm1545 california is like an attractive, and yet inbred cousin

  • @KSmith007
    @KSmith007 6 месяцев назад +10

    Fruit cocktail 😂 he went HALF BAKED ON EM 😂

  • @nothosaur
    @nothosaur 6 месяцев назад +402

    Damn it, this ain't a parody. This is real.

    • @techyn8502
      @techyn8502 5 месяцев назад +3

      No it’s not. Courts have the right to critically examine someone’s gender identifying and decide whether they’re acting in bad faith or not.

    • @scottnoth54
      @scottnoth54 5 месяцев назад +6

      @techyn8502 Can you give me a case number or name of a case in which evidence was presented to the trier of fact, and the gender issue was decided?

    • @Orange-ti4bh
      @Orange-ti4bh 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@scottnoth54can provide a case in which the scenario Dave is talking about actually happened?

    • @nothosaur
      @nothosaur 5 месяцев назад

      ​@Orange-ti4bh How about this? A former prisoner in the Rose M. Singer women’s jail on Rikers Island is suing New York City, alleging jail staff ignored her warnings in 2022 that a transgender woman housed among females was actually a man pretending to be a woman in order to prey on the opposite sex behind bars.

    • @OmgLasersPewPew
      @OmgLasersPewPew 5 месяцев назад

      @@Orange-ti4bh Just search trans prisoners getting female prisoners pregnant. It’s happened in the US/UK and I’m sure it doesn’t end there. A court case can take weeks, months, there was a case here in the uk where a week in the defendant decided he’s a woman. Does it surprise you that criminals would use this incredibly stupid loophole?

  • @caesar3909
    @caesar3909 6 месяцев назад +2991

    Some people are immune to cancel culture & Dave Chappelle is the undisputed king of the un-cancellables. Nobody woke can f**k with this guy🗿

    • @danielmor4073
      @danielmor4073 6 месяцев назад +8

      For now

    • @Anthony20603
      @Anthony20603 6 месяцев назад +33

      Ehhh, twitter did get ahold of this joke but Dave doesn't care so he'll be fine

    • @imjustkidding7908
      @imjustkidding7908 6 месяцев назад +54

      Tweeter is not a real place.
      Dc

    • @Deeplycloseted435
      @Deeplycloseted435 6 месяцев назад +19

      For a comedian, its actually INCREASED PUBLICITY. They literally get a boost when they get “cancelled” in the media and on socials. Morgan Wallen was dropped from his label for using the n-word, and has since released #1 albums. 🤷🏼‍♂️ The biggest myth about cancel culture, is that it is a legitimate threat.

    • @Bo-nice
      @Bo-nice 6 месяцев назад +7

      Dave is vicious

  • @marquiecelynch9374
    @marquiecelynch9374 6 месяцев назад +1887

    Am I the only one who laughs even more when Dave starts laughing at his own jokes? 😂😂😂

    • @jamainespence9375
      @jamainespence9375 6 месяцев назад +8

      Nah you ain't the only one 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @gcrisefi
      @gcrisefi 6 месяцев назад +7

      Nope. It’s the cutest thing when he laughs at himself. Saw this show in Charlotte and he was amazing

    • @luluadapa5222
      @luluadapa5222 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@gcrisefiHow long was your face and stomach hurting?? 😂

    • @neilaldrin7779
      @neilaldrin7779 6 месяцев назад +3

      If you don’t make yourself laugh are you even funny

    • @mktone
      @mktone 6 месяцев назад +2

      You ain’t the only one 😂😂😂😂😂😂lol

  • @ChowMien123
    @ChowMien123 5 месяцев назад +20

    "I can't give you my fruit cocktail because if I did I would have to give it to you everyday and then I wouldn't get all my vitamins"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @Disturbed420420
      @Disturbed420420 4 месяца назад +3

      I want my cocktail.... Fruit!!!

    • @ChowMien123
      @ChowMien123 4 месяца назад

      @@Disturbed420420 😂👊

  • @neverbeforeseenvideos2249
    @neverbeforeseenvideos2249 5 месяцев назад +2

    Dave is the Antidote against
    The LTBGect... endemic 😂❤

  • @ridwanafolabi2720
    @ridwanafolabi2720 6 месяцев назад +436

    DONT MAKE ME EXPLAIN MYSLEF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kingcyclops4079
    @kingcyclops4079 6 месяцев назад +483

    “If you can’t beat em, join em” 😂

    • @ezrabamberger1220
      @ezrabamberger1220 6 месяцев назад +3

      Underrated comment😂 😂

    • @breezy533
      @breezy533 6 месяцев назад

      Exactly. I don’t work since the Dems took over. Just take the free ride and travel.

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay 6 месяцев назад +1

      More like "get em to beat you."

    • @bambinooo13
      @bambinooo13 6 месяцев назад

      hahahha

    • @RandomPlayer717
      @RandomPlayer717 6 месяцев назад

      It works ! I do it .

  • @HB-zj2sj
    @HB-zj2sj 5 месяцев назад +3

    YOU are not Shania Twain...YOU are Garth Brooks😂

  • @johncalderwood1
    @johncalderwood1 5 месяцев назад +35

    Omfg Dave still got it, I hope he is riding high again! I love his comedy

  • @SaltyArmySarg
    @SaltyArmySarg 6 месяцев назад +958

    Daves still making jokes like its 1999. Love it. Thank goodness someone has the spine to keep making us laugh. At EVERYONES expense.

    • @nono-ch8oy
      @nono-ch8oy 6 месяцев назад +8

      See though, when I make jokes about catholic priests and their little boy lovers, I get attacked. I don't get it

    • @Deathcatclub
      @Deathcatclub 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@nono-ch8oyat least you’re allowed to comment, I keep getting banned 😂

    • @BrewerFred
      @BrewerFred 6 месяцев назад +10

      Getting old fast... It's been 3 specials from both Ricky Gervais and Dave where they keep bringing up LGBTQ+ stuff... They've made their whole personalities and specials about being anti woke. Which is the same as being focused on being woke in a special. The first special they did it, was fine, but now they've overdone it and I couldnt finish either one of those specials.

    • @mccleandazza4618
      @mccleandazza4618 6 месяцев назад

      ​@Unstinkable and they need to keep doing it
      The more we ridicule these freaks the better

    • @DABIGDAWG001
      @DABIGDAWG001 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@BrewerFred Exactly! People keep saying Dave is GOAT but true GOAT comics have variety in their sets. He USED to have that.

  • @zarinahozdic5670
    @zarinahozdic5670 6 месяцев назад +426

    He said he was finished with specials but he just couldnt get this a rest 😂

  • @TT-bf7wh
    @TT-bf7wh 5 месяцев назад +6

    I randomly think of this and laugh.

  • @imagine9265
    @imagine9265 3 месяца назад +1

    THERE HAS BEEN ENDLESS AMAZING COMEDIANS BUT DAVE CHAPPELL IS GOAT

  • @merph1s
    @merph1s 6 месяцев назад +1394

    "I wants ya and I likes ya!!!" "We can do this the easy way or the hard way!!!"

  • @trinacook6466
    @trinacook6466 6 месяцев назад +1020

    Usually facts don't make me laugh that hard🤣🤣

    • @erikkrueger7388
      @erikkrueger7388 6 месяцев назад +6

      But the facts are against him? It isnt that easy to switch genders in the eyes of the court. Also trans inmates in both men and women's prison's are significantly more likely to be physically and sexually assaulted by other inmates and staff than cis prisoners. Dave's joke here is actually factually wrong.

    • @shadowjacker8211
      @shadowjacker8211 6 месяцев назад +22

      ​@erikkrueger7388 lol this joke definitely flew right by you haha

    • @THEONEE29
      @THEONEE29 6 месяцев назад +3

      The truth is funny 😂

    • @To-attempt-too
      @To-attempt-too 6 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@erikkrueger7388California is the biggest joke of all.

    • @ShowerOnceYearly
      @ShowerOnceYearly 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@erikkrueger7388there's been cases of males entering womens prisons and impregnating the prisoners who are actual women. If youre bigger and stronger its not hard to overpower women regardless of what your fake gender is

  • @stalin_ar
    @stalin_ar 5 месяцев назад +3

    Only to realise 90% inmates too "Identify as a Female" 😂😂

  • @kalikels
    @kalikels 6 месяцев назад +28

    He quoted from his own movie HALF BAKED 😂. Nasty Nate is smiling somewhere.

    • @bythebook144
      @bythebook144 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂 bad x bad x bad bad x

    • @mahouMorgan_P
      @mahouMorgan_P 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@bythebook144 NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY JUNGLE OF LOVE

  • @homer415
    @homer415 6 месяцев назад +936

    Such a great way to end the year with the comedy of Dave Chappelle

    • @dokusalis197
      @dokusalis197 6 месяцев назад +2

      Damn straight 😂😂😂

    • @shila8379
      @shila8379 6 месяцев назад +5

      Happy New Year. I hope this will be the best year ever for you 🍀

    • @homer415
      @homer415 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@shila8379 thank you. Hope your new year will be greater than your last.

    • @latineyes816
      @latineyes816 6 месяцев назад +1

      Facts! Watching this was my new year evening and very worth it

    • @ImRickDangerous
      @ImRickDangerous 6 месяцев назад +1

      We got Gervais for Christmas and Chappelle for New Years. Thanks Santa!

  • @austontaylor2964
    @austontaylor2964 6 месяцев назад +455

    He can’t fucking miss 😂

    • @Yuri-hv6zl
      @Yuri-hv6zl 6 месяцев назад

      Women already in prison.. in for a penny , in for a pound 🍇

  • @HOURLYSNIPES
    @HOURLYSNIPES 4 месяца назад +1

    This dude crazy lol😂😂😂

  • @sibkiss2009
    @sibkiss2009 6 месяцев назад +2

    Absurdity is the king of comedy

  • @jeanreddick1733
    @jeanreddick1733 6 месяцев назад +418

    The alphabet group coming for you😂😂

    • @kristiedean5637
      @kristiedean5637 6 месяцев назад +22

      They betta sit the hell down, we ain't going about Dave😳

    • @reflection3391
      @reflection3391 6 месяцев назад +38

      They already tried the first time. Ain't gonna happen.. 😂

    • @chrisg4305
      @chrisg4305 6 месяцев назад +1

      If only they could do so without breaking down in their untreated mental sickness

    • @yarkahaji
      @yarkahaji 6 месяцев назад +7

      They giving up cuz they ain't got shit on him

    • @ColinoDeani
      @ColinoDeani 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@kristiedean5637 They tried and got rejected by black america that was the end of that..

  • @bromandudeguy4626
    @bromandudeguy4626 6 месяцев назад +462

    "Give me your cocktail fruit" - half baked.

    • @LockDOTspot
      @LockDOTspot 6 месяцев назад +10

      Omg you're right, i forgot that's where i heard that.

    • @strayedarticle2838
      @strayedarticle2838 6 месяцев назад +14

      Yep. Nasty Nate.

    • @R0BL0Xtv
      @R0BL0Xtv 6 месяцев назад +2

      I almost said it was from “Life” with eddy murphey

    • @ElderfrmZim
      @ElderfrmZim 6 месяцев назад

      From the movie?

    • @destiny66
      @destiny66 6 месяцев назад +12

      "The squirrel master aint gonna be there for you next time..."

  • @joshhall4043
    @joshhall4043 6 месяцев назад +1

    That last imma girl was hilarious 😂

  • @nothappygilmore7634
    @nothappygilmore7634 5 месяцев назад +1

    Thank god we still have comics like this.

  • @lazy.mf.in.bed.playing.game79
    @lazy.mf.in.bed.playing.game79 6 месяцев назад +164

    Bro cheated the system lol

    • @knightlight5497
      @knightlight5497 6 месяцев назад +3

      They won’t believe him, cause they’ll ask him to prove it by wearing a dress.

    • @papahenry744
      @papahenry744 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​​@@knightlight5497that's funny

    • @TG-wq3ms
      @TG-wq3ms 6 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@knightlight5497Nope. As soon as he identifies as she/her they’ll grant his wish. Altho he’s saying this in a jokingly way, he’s speaking facts bcuz this is actually happening! Google the article below if you don’t believe👇🏽:
      N.J. trans prisoner who impregnated 2 inmates transferred to men's facility
      Demi Minor, 27, has been transferred from New Jersey’s only women’s prison to the vulnerable housing unit at a men’s facility.

    • @John-od8zv
      @John-od8zv 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@knightlight5497oh no, that is such an impossible task!

    • @r.j.9822
      @r.j.9822 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@John-od8zv..that’s the joke🤣

  • @adrianrock1287
    @adrianrock1287 6 месяцев назад +247

    We gotta protect this man 😂

    • @thebettermanprojectsa2608
      @thebettermanprojectsa2608 6 месяцев назад +1

      From what ?

    • @keuwlcat1319
      @keuwlcat1319 6 месяцев назад

      men @@thebettermanprojectsa2608

    • @federicomunoz2134
      @federicomunoz2134 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@thebettermanprojectsa2608cancel culture bs

    • @hugolohace8199
      @hugolohace8199 6 месяцев назад

      He needs protection from nazi cops and cancel culture.

    • @calvinhoward2277
      @calvinhoward2277 6 месяцев назад +5

      😂 he's probably already protected. He lives on a farm in a small town full of like-minded people😂

  • @MassimvsPrimoMeridio
    @MassimvsPrimoMeridio 6 месяцев назад +11

    Don’t make me explain myself that was hilarious

  • @bakkalgerom
    @bakkalgerom 5 месяцев назад +1

    explain this to George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Hamilton, John Jay and James Madison , all of them wouldn't stop LAUGHING on the floor for days.

  • @timd46
    @timd46 6 месяцев назад +86

    Dave Chappelle is unmatched 😂

  • @latherrinserepeat999
    @latherrinserepeat999 6 месяцев назад +342

    The GOAT exppsing the hypocrisy that the media never does.

    • @mrcaterpillow9926
      @mrcaterpillow9926 6 месяцев назад

      Nah he really became unfunny doing trans jokes like this. They aren't even creative anymore. Shit atleast his "So i kicked her in the pussy" joke had better substance and delivery.

    • @timetowakeup6302
      @timetowakeup6302 6 месяцев назад +3

      I don’t see a 🐐

    • @rawatji6604
      @rawatji6604 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@timetowakeup6302Do u c a 🐒

    • @MisterRorschach90
      @MisterRorschach90 6 месяцев назад

      I will send you $1000 via any method you choose if you can adequately explain the hypocrisy with actual factual information with legitimate sources from actual experts. I’ll wait. Easiest grand you’ll ever make if you weren’t completely full of shit.

    • @ronkistner2672
      @ronkistner2672 6 месяцев назад

      I CANT STAND THIS GUY, NEVER FUNNY

  • @brittneykilpatrick
    @brittneykilpatrick 6 месяцев назад +1

    The most that's been done to protect women😢😢😢 Dave Chapelle comedy. Protect this legend

  • @ub-4630
    @ub-4630 5 месяцев назад

    Guy is a menace.

  • @bkilpatr100
    @bkilpatr100 6 месяцев назад +215

    The worst part is, that this isn't even a joke. It's a fictional story using real facts.

    • @charellesexii6555
      @charellesexii6555 6 месяцев назад

      The irony....

    • @kirito_online97
      @kirito_online97 6 месяцев назад

      Imagine the report of rape in the woman's jail, and them being like "that's strange that shouldn't be possible they're all female according to how they identify themselves, oh well."

    • @morkujinirukandji4820
      @morkujinirukandji4820 6 месяцев назад

      True

    • @mrjustix7379
      @mrjustix7379 5 месяцев назад

      Something like this already happened in Argentina

  • @curtisalex456
    @curtisalex456 6 месяцев назад +516

    This has actually happened in real life.
    Some dude was sent to a women's prison, he knocked up 3 of them😂😂😂

    • @emmagatewood3898
      @emmagatewood3898 6 месяцев назад +55

      Yep. The Edna Mahan correctional facility in New Jersey. The dude was/is a convicted murderer doing 20 to life😳

    • @nikkea27
      @nikkea27 6 месяцев назад +17

      That is craaaazy

    • @rickpeterson8825
      @rickpeterson8825 6 месяцев назад +7

      This is tf hilarious...

    • @darrenfromworksop
      @darrenfromworksop 6 месяцев назад

      Straight up clown world

    • @CatholicMemeTheory
      @CatholicMemeTheory 6 месяцев назад

      Or that freak in San Fransisco who somehow had a record of child molestation. First off there should be a record, one and your done. Anyways then he beat some women and he to a womens prison and impregnated a female inmate.

  • @Figfinder
    @Figfinder 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love that mfer man. 😂💯

  • @Ghwembley15
    @Ghwembley15 4 месяца назад

    He’s got a plan 😂

  • @rebeccap274
    @rebeccap274 6 месяцев назад +575

    The even crazier part is that he is drawing light on the truth....

    • @denniskix5471
      @denniskix5471 6 месяцев назад +17

      That is comedy's greatest strength

    • @zzkano834
      @zzkano834 6 месяцев назад +10

      That’s what all great comedy is

    • @MusiK_JunkiE
      @MusiK_JunkiE 6 месяцев назад

      Yup cuz it's that easy... For comedy's sake, the but is funny, but people will believe anything they're told by the people that feed them their "arguments". There's a lot that goes into something like that, it's not that cut and dry. There would need to be evidence of transitioning to be allowed to be sent to a women's jail as a bio male

    • @user-ry9nt8rx2v
      @user-ry9nt8rx2v 6 месяцев назад

      Facts I just saw some shit about dudes say I'm a woman going to female jail getting them pregnant it so bad that they are handing out condoms in jail it's fucking crazy they might as well just say fuck it

    • @kylesnyder3953
      @kylesnyder3953 6 месяцев назад +1

      Except for the part that the entire premise is false. Just like you can't claim "insanity" at the very last minute to change your sentencing, no judge is going to accept someone changing their gender Identity at the last second either.

  • @Swalley311
    @Swalley311 6 месяцев назад +108

    this is classic Dave that everyone loves.

  • @Dingleberry262
    @Dingleberry262 4 месяца назад +1

    Its funny how a 20 second clip can show how absurd California is

  • @fumoGiuliani
    @fumoGiuliani 5 месяцев назад

    Dave Chappelle be wild to this day

  • @3v068
    @3v068 6 месяцев назад +249

    He explains what goes on in jail perfectly. It's a joke for sure, but there's a lot of hidden truth to it.

    • @TG-wq3ms
      @TG-wq3ms 6 месяцев назад +9

      It’s all truth. Where you think he got the material from. Research: N.J. trans prisoner who impregnated 2 inmates transferred to men's facility
      Demi Minor, 27, has been transferred from New Jersey’s only women’s prison to the vulnerable housing unit at a men’s facility.

    • @shanghaiffgg
      @shanghaiffgg 6 месяцев назад +11

      That’s what comedy is bro. It ain’t funny if it doesn’t have a truthful undercurrent.

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@shanghaiffgg guess thats why Chapelle hasn't been funny in a decade.

    • @shanghaiffgg
      @shanghaiffgg 6 месяцев назад +2

      his opener on the recent special was hilarious@@EdgieAlias

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias 6 месяцев назад

      @@shanghaiffgg idk I don't like consuming content from a guy who thinks victims of molestation from celebrities should feel good about it. Makes me think he's molesting people.

  • @seansartor
    @seansartor 6 месяцев назад +39

    That's EXACTLY what they're doing !!!

  • @Atacama87103
    @Atacama87103 4 месяца назад

    Diablo will be waiting to hear about his grades.

  • @nightwing4065
    @nightwing4065 5 месяцев назад +1

    That's tough! 😂😂😂

  • @__Devils_Advocate__
    @__Devils_Advocate__ 6 месяцев назад +71

    Dave Chapelle never sold his soul to the devil. Legend

    • @dualsenseentertainment
      @dualsenseentertainment 6 месяцев назад +5

      Cut that shit out smh

    • @feliciavale4279
      @feliciavale4279 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@dualsenseentertainmentIt's true though. Him and Katt Williams saw the price of mega stardom and told those Hollywood niggas to fuck WAY off

    • @__Devils_Advocate__
      @__Devils_Advocate__ 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@dualsenseentertainment pipe down boy

    • @dannybaron9446
      @dannybaron9446 6 месяцев назад

      He’s a Muslim that’s why ❤

  • @zmc50
    @zmc50 6 месяцев назад +90

    Gimme yo cocktail. FRUIT!!! - Nasty Nate

    • @FalconStrikeGames
      @FalconStrikeGames 6 месяцев назад +6

      Nasty Nate vs Squirrel Master

    • @chrismccolm9341
      @chrismccolm9341 6 месяцев назад +3

      That's EXACTLY what I thought of 😂😂

    • @oscarnovoa7445
      @oscarnovoa7445 6 месяцев назад +1

      So you guys believe in Angels?

  • @Aron2063
    @Aron2063 6 месяцев назад

    This actually happens, there are JUDGES that just go along with it.

  • @glewisl8791
    @glewisl8791 16 дней назад

    He does make me think of RuPaul after he said that

  • @nathan9825
    @nathan9825 6 месяцев назад +335

    He ain't wrong

  • @naddachance6746
    @naddachance6746 6 месяцев назад +214

    Dave is a legend

  • @mdubleyew7924
    @mdubleyew7924 6 месяцев назад

    "I want some cocktail, FRUIT"

  • @DesiS16
    @DesiS16 5 месяцев назад +4

    The fruit cocktail had me laughing so hard 😂😂😂

  • @mawethunhlabathi6140
    @mawethunhlabathi6140 6 месяцев назад +8

    “Dont make me explain myself” 😭🤣

  • @kevinaustin5086
    @kevinaustin5086 6 месяцев назад +215

    *_"Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail, FRUIT!"😂_*

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 6 месяцев назад +5

      lol was wondering if people caught the reference

    • @Dmarz89
      @Dmarz89 6 месяцев назад

      No! No! No! Devil man! 666 devil mark of the beast, naughty jungle of love! 😂😭

    • @miguelcabral1836
      @miguelcabral1836 6 месяцев назад +4

      First thought. 😅 Squirrel Master, ain’t gonna be here, forever! 🤣

    • @rickp46
      @rickp46 6 месяцев назад +4

      666!!! MARK OF THE BEAST!!!!

    • @miltonmartinez509
      @miltonmartinez509 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@rickp46who nigh

  • @tonystretch5102
    @tonystretch5102 5 месяцев назад +1

    That wouldn’t be a bad life actually

  • @jasonrathbun5525
    @jasonrathbun5525 5 месяцев назад

    Alright rupaul. Calm down 😂😂😂

  • @blurtam188
    @blurtam188 6 месяцев назад +416

    I've watched this 100 times and it's funnier each time!! Except you missed the handicapped dude at the end!! LOL

    • @cheddarfries
      @cheddarfries 6 месяцев назад +5

      ok calm down

    • @kashifreza1993
      @kashifreza1993 6 месяцев назад +2

      Is this his new special?

    • @user-pd7ju1tb4c
      @user-pd7ju1tb4c 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @alfonso7157
      @alfonso7157 6 месяцев назад

      Yes
      ​@@kashifreza1993

    • @dr1flush
      @dr1flush 6 месяцев назад

      I didn’t laugh once for 56 min😂

  • @tinalashe6762
    @tinalashe6762 6 месяцев назад +200

    Now every heterosexual male facing jail has the blueprint! 😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelyue6548
    @michaelyue6548 6 месяцев назад

    he told the same joke in 2022 Hollywood bowl and it's still funny as hell

  • @180FiftyFive
    @180FiftyFive 6 месяцев назад

    still uncensored as always. love this shit. him and George Carlin are legends in the same vein

  • @007mulato
    @007mulato 6 месяцев назад +42

    Is not a joke. Is reality being told by the 🐐 😂

    • @tiarnanquinn5403
      @tiarnanquinn5403 6 месяцев назад

      Its hilarious how he admitted he knows he'd get raped in prison so he want to set it up so he can rape women.

  • @jekyllhyde1877
    @jekyllhyde1877 6 месяцев назад +10

    He’s real, and funny at it. True comedian

  • @TruthSkywalker
    @TruthSkywalker 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂 he’s off the mf chain

  • @007hellz
    @007hellz 4 месяца назад +1

    Chapelle look like Rupaul without the makeup!!!!!!

  • @the1only467
    @the1only467 6 месяцев назад +144

    Dave put out another great special. So grateful to be alive to witness this.

    • @thamadtroll9981
      @thamadtroll9981 6 месяцев назад +2

      What........alive just to watch this.......what a shame

    • @dr1flush
      @dr1flush 6 месяцев назад

      I didn’t laugh once

    • @lightyagami5972
      @lightyagami5972 6 месяцев назад

      This was ass

    • @the1only467
      @the1only467 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@thamadtroll9981 yes, just for one special then I go away forever. I mean during Dave Chappelles existence. Great comedians don’t come around very often. I’ve watched him since he came out. What are you 15? Please tell me what grand experiences or amazement achievements you’ve had with your life.

    • @ezekielx7536
      @ezekielx7536 6 месяцев назад

      @@dr1flushI bet you didn’t 😂😂😂😂 you was salty. Go and get the op so you can at least have a chuckle 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Brealfrank25
    @Brealfrank25 6 месяцев назад +547

    When real life is so ridiculous, all you have to do is explain it and it's hilarious.

    • @jakecannet4527
      @jakecannet4527 6 месяцев назад +18

      Facts

    • @cardo92w
      @cardo92w 6 месяцев назад +10

      Correct

    • @commanderfries1981
      @commanderfries1981 6 месяцев назад

      "people actually think that this is what it means to be trans" you're ridiculous and your son will be ashamed of you as a father when he finally sees you as the bully you are :3

    • @freemarley639
      @freemarley639 6 месяцев назад +7

      This isn't real life 💀. The ones that get approved have already had surgery

    • @thecriticalcritic666
      @thecriticalcritic666 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@freemarley639most havent.. there was even one case where one had sex with multiple inmates and impregnated them.

  • @quekelley5277
    @quekelley5277 4 месяца назад

    Dave Chapelle is completely insane🤣

  • @fahadbaloch8442
    @fahadbaloch8442 5 месяцев назад

    Timing is so perfect

  • @R4GNAR0G
    @R4GNAR0G 6 месяцев назад +50

    It's just so damn funny, even he laughed at his own joke. 😂

    • @KellerCRD
      @KellerCRD 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah he does that a lot . I feel like he does it tho to keep a relaxed vibe on stage. Like he’s chillin with his audience and just shooting the shit. Because he probably has had this joke ready to go for awhile before using it.

    • @bishopthaprince6966
      @bishopthaprince6966 6 месяцев назад

      @@KellerCRD naw the greats usually do that Bernie used to be rolling off his jokes he had to laugh it off and then finish the joke that’s when you know it’s real

  • @helo4066
    @helo4066 6 месяцев назад +232

    When you’re the GOAT, it doesn’t matter who gets upset and who tries to cancel you. The GOAT just keeps winning!!!

    • @nehemiahgoffney9380
      @nehemiahgoffney9380 6 месяцев назад +8

      This is what comedy was like when I was a kid😂😂😂😂❤❤

    • @MisterRorschach90
      @MisterRorschach90 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@nehemiahgoffney9380if this is what comedy was like when you were a kid, then you’re still a kid. Because comedy was never like this. Literally lying about a marginalized group. Obsessing over a marginalized group. Every single thing in his life revolves around this crap now.

    • @billylocke9633
      @billylocke9633 6 месяцев назад

      @MisterRorschach90 white men in dresses aren’t marginalized, you dork lmao

    • @eoegaming9378
      @eoegaming9378 6 месяцев назад

      He's speaking truth about a "marginalized" group. ​@@MisterRorschach90

    • @abadpad
      @abadpad 6 месяцев назад +1

      Facts!!

  • @user-rv9go2ju5r
    @user-rv9go2ju5r 3 месяца назад

    He isn’t wrong, this happened.

  • @aaronniznik1277
    @aaronniznik1277 6 месяцев назад +19

    And then he finds out a bunch of other dudes did the same thing! Lol

  • @Does_it_come_in_black
    @Does_it_come_in_black 6 месяцев назад +65

    Crazy part is it is actually happening and girls are getting knocked up in prison 😂😂😂

    • @matthewp1682
      @matthewp1682 6 месяцев назад +3

      By the guards not inmates

    • @carboncopy4183
      @carboncopy4183 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@matthewp1682 it's inmates too. Google it. DOJ "rolled over" on the trans women impregnating women in prison. Guards doing it is nothing new.

    • @peaceminded8652
      @peaceminded8652 6 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@matthewp1682Theres been cases of transgender women knocking up women in prison... just sick.

    • @benlist8425
      @benlist8425 6 месяцев назад

      ​@matthewp1682 well according to California it's not the police. They can't explain how every prison thet suddenly got a male person had birthrate in prison skyrocket. Should watch the congressional hearing about it. Good insight on how liberals think.

    • @klopcodez
      @klopcodez 6 месяцев назад

      There is no such thing as a tranz when they go to jail and somehow get pregnant or get another pregnant all that bs goes out of the window when your locked up in a cell

  • @upnorthcaprihomestead1125
    @upnorthcaprihomestead1125 5 месяцев назад +1

    He has a point Lmfao

  • @luisaroman7108
    @luisaroman7108 5 месяцев назад

    Dave keeps some of us sane

  • @paulcooper3701
    @paulcooper3701 6 месяцев назад +112

    The world needs more people like him, with a big set of balls. Speaking the truth

    • @dde335
      @dde335 6 месяцев назад +1

      Don't need a big set of 🏀 for this, u just need a mouth

    • @paulcooper3701
      @paulcooper3701 6 месяцев назад +1

      @devrajdevraj323 you don't understand the expression

    • @kingtheegreatone8262
      @kingtheegreatone8262 6 месяцев назад +1

      Im one. COMEDIANS with big balls truth talkers: katt Williams, eddie Griffith, dave Chappelle, ....... Charleston white lol

    • @Christian-qp4co
      @Christian-qp4co 6 месяцев назад

      You sound gay

    • @loyalty_royalty6195
      @loyalty_royalty6195 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@kingtheegreatone8262 Bernie Mack

  • @sweetrocks610
    @sweetrocks610 6 месяцев назад +57

    When satire becomes reality

  • @wildyrift304
    @wildyrift304 5 месяцев назад +1

    California jail doesnt seem too bad lol

  • @shalamahbanyasharahlasot7085
    @shalamahbanyasharahlasot7085 4 месяца назад

    He made a fruit cocktail in women's prison joke back on the "when keeping it real goes wrong" skit😂😂

  • @realsilly7732
    @realsilly7732 6 месяцев назад +193

    DAVE IS THE GOAT… 🐐! This special had me spitting my drink, chocking on shit, and almost peed myself about 5 times!!! He is unreal!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @74chuck
      @74chuck 6 месяцев назад +4

      What special is this?

    • @realsilly7732
      @realsilly7732 6 месяцев назад

      @@74chuck - new one out on Netflix - just came out in last couple of days!

    • @chadfreeman9313
      @chadfreeman9313 6 месяцев назад

      @@74chuckjust dropped on Netflix

    • @uglyclownface9216
      @uglyclownface9216 6 месяцев назад +15

      NPC . People who actually comment like this are unreal

    • @WackyPacky
      @WackyPacky 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@74chuck The Dreamer