Trying To Get Into a German Nightclub
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- Опубликовано: 30 июл 2020
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"Dude i from here. I'm german...eins, zwei, drei"
As a german i couldn’t detect any lies. You're free to go, sir.
Yeah, especially his pronounciation of "swei" is what sold it
eins, swei, dry
A.K - drei
@tori vega *Drei.
Say ?
Noel would get into this place no problem with his dark ass energy lmao
Dark ass energy? Noel seems like a respectable and friendly guy.
It's a joke why you gotta be so serious damn
You're damn right he would
Tyler Tanaka How is that being serious?😂 you’re the one getting excited about it
K
He asked me where I came from I said “ur moms” and he let me in lmao
U serious 😂
Abdullah A flamerz I’m deadass💀
@@mariebrady8913 thats slick shit u deserved it lol
damn you rly had to do him like that
Nickolas Blose I was fed up😩
Hey! This is the voice-actor who speaks at the beginning of the website. Someone told me they heard my voice from this thing. Lol. I’m actually shocked as to what it was used for. I vaguely remember them asking me to sound robotic when delivering the prompt. Anyways, sorry you didn’t get in haha. Hilarious video.
Lmao that’s mad. How did they contact u?
Wow man
OKAY
Jazz The Voice haha that’s so sick. People always tell me I should do radio or voiceovers. I guess we have that BASS 🎶
Jazz The Voice Thanks for telling me to turn up my volume lololol
I need this training but for like... learning normal human interaction.
Cody should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it
Matt Milton has Koo iiioiiiioooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I literally do this all the time as well. I once looked up how to order subway.
pullin up to get me a everything bagel n aks some skinny 16yo dude named Kenneth taking my order to hold the pickles please n hes like how come n i tell him i dont wanna over indulge n he rips my coupon in half n spits me in the face before asking me to leave the kiosk
Na fareal
the german is so badly translated... so he's asking where you JUST came from, not where you come from, and if had something to drink, not if you're drunk
It said "where are you coming from", thats correct
@@phoenix9531 but it's kinda misleading
Yeah I was kinda cringing the translation was horrible lol
tbh its probably intentional bc they'd rather have german locals
@@Oli_the_Alien I don't think it was misleading, Cody was just reading it wrong
“Well Sven rhymes with friend.” Immediately gets tasered
Lmaaaoo😂😂
Sven: Wie alt bist du?
Cody: How ever old you want me to be, age is just a number
Sven: Nicht heute Opa
"Sven, sagen das gezaltzen hoden."
I spat out my drink
ahahaha ich liebs
That was such a good one, haha
google translate really be doing me right...
“i’m german!” *starts counting to three in german to prove it*
ein, zwei DRY
Hahahaha that part was really fun
Ich bin Amerikaner
One
Two
Three
@@formicidaeinc.8075 ja
"Ich bin German"
Cody saying that he was invited but didn’t go = Madison Beer saying she was supposed to be in the video
LMFAOOOOOOO
"Don't want to say it because everyone will be like 'you're lying, i hate you', but i was supposed to be in the video😌🤭"
Same energy😂😂
LAMAOO O O
AHAHAJDKSJDKS
"I'm sure people who have been there are going to say: 'It's nothing like that'"
It's EXACTLY like that haha.
Have you been in the poop room?
Tried once with a bunch of friends, didn't get in ;
@@Apple.Tetanus I heard it's shitty
It literally is
As if u would know
Idk I think it's actually pretty responsible of them not to let confused elderly men into their clubs tbh
Ok
looks like mr struggle can’t get into the club
JAIL
Cryinggggg😭😭😭
:/
LMAOOO
Bonita Ary ur not really
i know for a FACT noel would get in with no problem
Now Noel has to do this too I must know if he can get in
Kenya Gonzalez hahah YES
it literally depends on how you dress lol. unless noel wants to wear leather assless chaps
My friend thought that cody and noel aren't friends anymore cause they don't make videos anymore, like thats cringe. I was like "you know there's a pandemic going on right?"
@@ananyasubramaniam7236 LMAO
Who is playing tonight?
Cody: “Diplo”
Lmao Cody too funny
1.7k likes and no reply?
@@humayoonnazer4938 well you were the first one 🙏
He uh means the lego right
“are you on drugs” “bro, so many”
“are you drunk” “extremely”
Sven- where are you from?
Cody- (in Jamaican accent) “I’m German”
The thing is he didn’t asked which country you are from but where you where / what you did before you went of to get here lmao
@@lukaorihime5638 Yeah, but it wasn't translated that well to be fair.
BALEGDEH
shifa i can hear this comment and it makes me uncomfortable
Cody: *trying to get into the most exclusive club in Germany*
also Cody: “idk man I just wandered out of the alley”
I GOT IN
💡. 😂
@@typeme1957 that's so cool lol, how was it?
"Drunk" Kelsey is just Normal Cody.
I like to imagine everybody inside the club is just playing chess with smooth jazz playing
Cute
shoulda just called him sugar gay, easiest ticket into any club ever.
sugar what dude?
@@hannahrm1501 i'm guessing you haven't been watching Cody for a while
"bro sugar what bro?" (starts kissing another dude) "SUGAR WHAT BRO?"
it seems more like you haven’t bro, they’re just quoting the video
Eva Hughes what vid is it??
I’d like to imagine every time he gets declined, he goes to his beer, takes one sip, puts it down and tries again.
😭😭😭
Hahaha
😂😂😂😂
Why is no-one talking about your awesome name???? I love P!ATD too!!! haha.
Like he's THAT hammered that he forgets he already tried to get in once he comes back to his beer drinking spot😭😭😭
That isn't the real Sven, look him up he's scary: Sven Marquardt is the actual Berghain bouncer
holy shit he’s scary
he looks like those tough guys who are actually really sweet and cuddly
damn that dude next level cool tho
HE LOOKS LIKE SPIDERMAN
Yeah dude he's the man! Best time of my life
Sven:
Heute wieder Cody abweisen. Gar kein Bock.
Who’s the DJ tonight? The correct answer: me, Sauce me that aux chord
i said that and they fucking let me in
@@lilianchiasson7133 LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME I SAID THAT, THEY LET ME IN.
"Sauce" me that aux chord
ruclips.net/video/Pd7I3abIMo8/видео.html
Why u sound like dwight shrute💀
cody trying to get into a german nightclub: speaks english
THE WAY HE SAID 1,2,3
it's Berlin tho...even germans are forced to speak english there
@@Linda-fd4xx they aren’t “forced” to speak it, they learn it in middle school-high school though yes.
@@gdadder wtf you start learning it in first grade
@@j.s.6481 nope
in the interview the real Sven did with GQ he literally said "You always want friction, though. That’s the theme in any good club: diversity, friction." Cody I guess it wasn't meant to be
funniest comment
As a german
.. Look at pictures of those faishony techno guys, thats how to get in. Basically look like you stepped out of a dystopian war zone
Well Cody is frictionless sooo
😂😂😂
@@quintiana That's why they said it wasn't meant to be... because friction and frictionless are opposites 💀 you literally pointed out the joke to the person who made the joke in the first place lmfao
i just got in thru the website saying "maybe", "idk", and "it doesnt matter"
Isabella Mora i straight up didnt answer one of the questions, it pulsed red, and i got in
oh?? and here i thought the red meant you had said something wrong lol
same???
U must be hot
@@987catcat Nope, I don’t think that’s it
"Are you on drugs"
Cody: Yes but no
rlly living up to the LA stereotypes
How is this funny
good answer
ruclips.net/video/Pd7I3abIMo8/видео.html this guy is high af
cody: **gets mad after like 15 tries**
ally hills: **does it for a whole day and gets in twice**
senni bgon have u been
“ well Sven rhymes with friend so, that’s already a good start”
He’s not making it in
Basically, putting "German" in any title summons all German watchers
How dare you say something that is entirely wahr?!
Ganz genau
@@TheSleepyGrove lmao
waaaaaaas neeeeeeein👀👀👀👀👀where?
so siehts aus
“Here. I am a local” he says coolly as his headphone slides off
Wattpad energy
"im gunna act drunk" -> acts exactly like how cody acted earlier
I got in on the sixth try. Literally looked Sven in the eyes and told him I was 10 and asked him if he was the drunk one. He was like damn, she got some fire and let me in. 😅 Never felt so validated before.
Bouncer: "who's spinning tonight?"
Me: "Why are you asking me? Don't you work here? Can I see a manager?"
karen the G
Cody: Well "Sven" rhymes with "friend"
Sven: You can't come in here
ok but also me @ my dumb idiot stupid ass friends
Lmao for real
Why should I let you in? “I know the owner Paul he lets me drink for free”
"where are you coming from" means like what bar were you just at lmfao
I’ve been in a few times here’s the code: speak German politely enough to express that you’re not a native speaker and the attempt is appreciated. Wear all black, or dark colors, don’t look too American...as in trainers and sweats. Be casual in your demeanor, they smell fear. No large groups, 2-3 people is best, BE QUIET in line, like silent. Smile, briefly, as to the drinking and drugs, I say no to the drugs and that I’ve had a drink but am not drunk...YET. I’m also 42 and age doesn’t matter at all, it’s all about vibe and they want people there who aren’t there as spectators, it’s a genuinely good club and they want the experience saved for true appreciation not status people there for novelty. It’s not hard, go late Saturday night or Friday night after midnight and you’re in. Also, KNOW WHO IS SPINNING!!! It’s an insult to want in for a stranger, they really care if you care enough to bother. It’s not about beauty, age, money or status...all you have to do is stand in line and see who gets in and voila, if you don’t feel confident and comfortable they’ll send you off because again they want you to have fun not be overwhelmed and bewildered.
Not like any of us are going to Berghain any time soon anyhow.
Ugh.
But, like I said, I’m 42, I’m 5’10” I wear clogs and modest dresses no leather or spikes jewelry, I’ve got very long dark wavy hair and I don’t really wear makeup...smile but not too much, just, be yourself, no affectation. It works around the world. I’ve never not gotten into a club and I’m nobody special.
Edit
I almost didn’t get into Reina in Istanbul. I was dressed WAY down, not jeans down but I didn’t prepare for the night, we came upon it organically and they wanted you to look MONEY. I was with friends from Yale so we had a Greek woman, a Spanish woman, a French man, a Dutch man two Turkish friends and another American man and myself, a large group and some of us were better looking/wealthier looking than others and they gave me a hard up and down and I know I looked SLOPPY, all white linen dress wrinkled with a FOOD stain on the front, frazzled hair and pit stains...not my finest hour after a day dragging my ass around Istanbul. I think my belt and accessories saved me, but it was close and I sort of wanted to leave because it is expensive and overrated...the view is amazing and it’s got some really chill peaceful seating that makes it worth it but after the shooting I don’t even know if it’s still there?
But that one..:yeah, they’ll give you a HARD up and down and they say nothing, it’s all looks, totally shallow. You can be unattractive so long as you wear a Rolex.
I appreciate the effort that you wrote this. I never went to Berghain but this will be my manual on how to get in lol
"Do you think you are at the right place here?" What would possibly be the wrong thing to say?
thank you?
How do you find out who’s playing?
here for healing you would just say yes. You just answer honestly
I don’t think the computer game is at all real life related
But there ARE certain things that help in real life
I saw large groups turned away
Very visibly intoxicated people
Loud people
And people who had attitude were not welcomed across the board
I wanna see someone do this where they take a drink every time they don’t get in. Maybe by the time they’re wasted they’ll make it in lol
I’ll take one for the team
Renata Is A Lizard - if you do, I’ll most definitely subscribe lol
That’s not the real Sven the real Sven is much scarier
OMG i was so shocked like whos this skinty tall sven? he's way scarier
He’s scary on the outside but in reality he’s actually a really nice dude and super into photography, look up his photographs!
Maybe this app is actually made by the management of the club so when you turn up, they've already got video footage of all your virtual failed attempts.
trying to get into a german night club? sounds like mr. struggle to me
Sounds like Mr. German to me
HAHAHAHAH!!
LMAOOOO
lmaooo how cody literally answered "germany" to the question that was supposed to me "where are u coming from" as in what did u do tonight before getting here
Ur Mum of of of
@@heyyitsjude no. It's off off off. If you're going to correct someone, at the very least take your time to make sure you're actually right.
Don Korb Wow, yikes for you. Take a look at the comment. See the word edited next to 2 days ago? Yeah. They fixed their typo. Have a great day, now!
@@heyyitsjude Suppose they did edit their comment to correct their spelling - that means you didn't so much correct them with your comment as much as make fun of them. Sorry for the mixup, in that case, but it doesn't make you look all THAT much better than what I thought before if I'm being honest.
Don Korb Who’s gonna tell Don it’s not that deep
"A room where you can do drugs, a room where you can have sex, a room where you can fart on people."
So pretty much the bathrooms in any club or bar then.....
me when cody didn’t get in: 😟
me when kelsey didn’t get in: 😔
me when chili didn’t get in: 😤🤬😡😤😢
let him in !!!
The boys from the tmg podcast know what’s about to go down
piss everywhere
It’s not out yet for me
Zack Dorward it’s from a while ago
The box
That's facts
The ”where r u coming from“ question is translated hella badly, he’s asking where u been before coming to the club
Not really, it's very much implied by the tense that they're talking about just now and not his country.
Deutsch Leistungskurs niggas be like
i thougjt that too
@@StummerVogel since he is saying "grad" he is asking where you are coming from right now as in which club/party
@@melanieg.9092 Yes, that's why the subs are exactly that. "Where are you coming from" not "where do you come from". There is no mistake there, Cody just misunderstood. But the English translation is 100% correct.
i died laughing at the part where Cody acted super tough and then said “cmonnn dude it’s me” after saying he’s not on drugs, THEN the guys screen pounded wit blood like he got psychically wounded
with red*
u just have to keep a straight face. i said "ur mom" in turkish for all the questions with a straight face and i got in every time lol
lmaoo im gonna try this
Did Cody really hit us with the classic RUclipsr Phrase “big things are coming soon”
maybe blue ass water will be involved
He’s talking about real bro’s of Simi Valley 😳
leilah brown what about white ass sand?😳
he’s changed bro 😔✌🏼
He has a couple passion projects in the works
Kelsey looks like a Berlin City girl, she would get in no doubt
omg she totally does
Is that an insult? I don’t get it
@@AislingRosa it's not intended to be one, her style and a e s t h e t i c s just fit to the berghain
Nina kraviz vibes
@@AislingRosa Not at all, girls in Berlin are very cool and understated, casual dress and minimal makeup & hairstyling (and often naturally pretty)
When it says “woher kommst du grad her?” He doesn’t mean “where are you from?” But more like “ what did you do before coming here?”
i swear ive tried everything possible to get in 😭 flirt, fight, just ignore him, speak german, speak thai, crying
😂😂😂
Really?
he says “wo kommst du grad her” that doesn’t mean where are you coming from as in where you’re from/where you live but actually “where have you just been”. they don’t want people that are already super drunk/ on drugs hence tired and not willing to dance. berghain’s mostly about the music so you shouldn’t just have been partying at some other club right before. hope that explanation makes sense
that actually makes a lot of sense!
i didnt even register that he was speaking german the whole time cause i always read subtitles anyway bruh
i came here to comment this
the correct answer is: "von Ssuhause"
@@Junctus underrated comment 😂
If chili couldn’t get in I don’t know who can
when I say I cackled when it cut to chili on the screen
ollie
Cody: “it’s very famous” also Cody: “it’s in Berlin I think”
I love how Cody’s eccentric is just a general frat dude
Cody really is getting old. His Alzheimer's is making him forget that he already made this video with Noel.
Silly Cody
I can't find that video. What's the title?
ratedpending (please don't sue me) I’m so sick to the old jokes 😭😭😭
@@Mel-lb3zo "the Zac and Jay show"
@@olivian5378 hopefully he knows it's in good fun, he's genuinely a great content creator
Watching Cody getting rejected for 15 mins straight got to be the best thing I've seen today
Tbh I don’t think Cody would’ve got in, the bouncers apparently don’t like Americans. Unless you’re cross dressing or dressed all in black and look pissed off
cody is north american yes but he’s not from the us
@@oceana311 he's from canada originally but now he lives in california
I feel like this just exists so that someone out there can have a ton of recordings of people rehearsing how to get into a German club
You tried to get in and the bouncer said NEIN
Cody messed up when his answers weren't FRICTIONLESS.
"99 lufthouseballoons, the guy who did that song" had me rolling....how can you say so many wrong things in so few words
His quick reminder of “I could fall into a canal-! we’re not in Amsterdam.” Brought me too much serotonin
Sven-"Are you on drugs?"
Cody-"Thats...why I'm here."
"German" in the title
Germans: Die Kommentare gehören jetzt uns
Tf that mean
Ich bin keine Deutsche, spreche aber Deutsch lmaooooo
@@dmg3691 "the comment section is ours now"
Lmaoo
Nein
Cody: "we,re not cool enough"
Me: I'm not surprised
You are the most dad character ever during this whole thing. Lol
“One of the hardest to get into clubs if you don’t know the right people.”
Cody should have no problem finding the right connections after his many years of being alive
Brandon Fischer I feel like Cody says this in the mirror every morning
bsst videos I can only HOPE that I reach the same level of constant comment abuse about my age that Cody does some day
It feels like a job interview
when he lied and his ears grew so much the headset slipped off💔
omfg laughed out loud when the dog went up against Sven
i have tried this for hours and now you’re telling me ITS RANDOM
I'm pretty sure it's not random
i heard it’s based on facial expression
As a German btw whenever Sven asked you where you were coming from he didn't mean what COUNTRY. He meant where you JUST came from. Like what were you doing right before coming to the club. The translation messed that up a bit, sooooo that could be why your answer wasn't 'right'
Oh and also the drunk thing. It's not about if you're super drunk, just if you had something to drink.
Cimrak 20ad I don’t know why I read that since it has no connection to the video whatsoever but that is heart wrenching, awful and disgusting...
@Cimrak 20ad thank you for sharing this. I'm sharing it with my friends
feeling good about myself because my automatic thought was to respond with where i had just come from lol
Everytime he was like "come on its me bro" his inner frat boy just lashed out. 😂
cody's hair is actually looking good in this one
the way to beat the simulator is by acting you dont care. almost like sven is wasting your time asking questions. keep a straight face and so some eyebrow raises at the drink and drugs questions. on the last question, it is best if you respond like youre offended or like youre bored.
Its randomly generated...
Tyler And Leah Canadian if it was randomly generated then what is the point of the facial recognition and voice. the whole thing would be pointless
@@jadedaniella u mean like a video game?? Lmfao
@@jadedaniella u can do it in a web browser with no cam plugged in and still get in lol
@@jadedaniella they just said that to create the illusion, but they don't actually use it. I mean, seriously, that would be pretty top notch tech wise lol
As a German, I loved that video. Even for us it’s very hard to get in. I’m not really that much into techno but once I went there with some friends who are big fans and the only reason we got in is because we were talking German.
Yeah really hard to be a german i guess..
Lifebeam87 I think they probably get quit a lot of American Tourists with that mentality
Lifebeam87 we don't like Americans tho so if you would wanna get in I wouldn't act too American or idk maybe say you're from Canada
@@Lifebeam87 nobody likes americans
What was it like in there
He's such an american holy shit
But he's Canadian :(
@@BlakeHall1 same. But different. But still the same.
Elon Hall canadian is still north american lmao
@@BlakeHall1 still america
@@moistydoooood yeah but when most people refer to americans a lot of people assume they are talking about people from the us if someone online says “i hate america” or “america sucks” no one is gonna assume they mean all of north of even south america lmao
The head doorman is actually named Sven, but he looks nothing like that. He has long grey hair, lip piercings and face tattoos.
Frictionless
this is triggering for me as my friends got into berghain and ditched me because I didn't lol. good times
why not you? 😢 were y’all speaking german?
Damn I’m sorry that gives me so much anxiety thinking about that
Nope. From the UK. We were on a university trip to Berlin. Luckily I wasn't on my own one of my mates also didn't get in
that makes me sad bro
That's awful tf
They don’t let you in because they can see if you are not ready. They let me in, it was a mistake, I wasn’t ready.
Wasn't ready for what lol
i'm from berlin and i can say codys first description is pretty accurate
Love how Cody's lecturing Kelsey on what to say even tho he's just failed like 6 times.
i answered "ur mom" for all of the questions and got in
I got in by acting emotionless when Sven asked if I had been there before, I was smiling, "euphoric," when he asked if I knew who was playing, and angry when he asked if I was on drugs
got in?
i love how drunk kelsey is basically cody
cody really coming for kurtis' editing style with the fart noises at 0:44
Lmao true 😂
Best Canadians around
in the description it says edited by goofyjuice
I was so desperate for the dog to get in, that would have been the perfect ending.
i love when Cody says”age is just a number”like he isnt a grandpa himself
"yeah hey im from america"
*aah dude get the frick away **_sToP bREatHInG ThE SAme AiR aS Me_*
appropriate reaction
This whole bouncer and setting looks like either a heist or a drug deal.
Cody: 🤠
Türsteher: Boah schonwieder so ein Clown💀 Nee lass mal
😂😂
“Who is playing tonight?” i instinctively went “Ben Klock” hands down Berghains favorite DJ
You have to speak German. If u can’t speak German, then just say “ur mom” for all the questions
When he asks “where are you coming from?“ he means where were you before like at a hotel or bar or similar. It doesn’t translates well in English