Her: Eggplant emoji. Me: Aw. Her: Hey an avacadoooo! Thaaanks. Me: You meme sweetheart. Lettuce flee this aisle. Me: haha. Her: Don’t laugh at that I’m going to be doing this all day. Me: I encourage you to do so…then I have an excuse for the next time we go to ikea. Her: *mentions the apples and banana song* Me: You…you are so relatable. How many asmrtists are going to make me question my sexuality!? I freaking love it!
Madam: “because bread is as precious as children apparently” Me with a straight face: “yes” Also me: *dies of laughter then falls off the face of the earth when she says “asparagus”*
“Honeydew is like a splash of water with a hint of sweetness in solid form.” Me: That’s watermelon! Honeydew is useless! Madam:”I will not stand for this honeydew slander.” Me: 😯 how did you know?
This is a great audio madam!!! As a chef and the grocery shopper in my house i laughed my butt off! Kudos!! Btw, i never write a list and always forget something
Jayce Parsons My old school gave us honeydew at lunch every day and they were always either soggy, old or just straight up gross. I still gag even at the smell of it, so naturally you could say that I’m one of those people.
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"It's an avocado"
Me *high pitched*:Thaaaaanks
“Did you really need to make a list this long?”
It’s either this list, or the entire goddamn store, babe.
this is my new motto 😂👏
lilsy ann It’s been my motto for god knows how long. My girlfriend is sick of hearing it when the holidays roll around. Doesn’t stop me though. XD
@@gravitykimball872 DONT. 👏 STOP. 👏😂
lilsy ann I 👏 WON’T👏!
@@gravitykimball872 THIS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS PERFECTION 👏👏
Her: Eggplant emoji.
Me: Aw.
Her: Hey an avacadoooo! Thaaanks.
Me: You meme sweetheart.
Lettuce flee this aisle.
Me: haha.
Her: Don’t laugh at that I’m going to be doing this all day.
Me: I encourage you to do so…then I have an excuse for the next time we go to ikea.
Her: *mentions the apples and banana song*
Me: You…you are so relatable.
How many asmrtists are going to make me question my sexuality!? I freaking love it!
When she said babygirl my heart💓💗
"It's an avocadoooo!"
Literally both of us at the same time: thaaaanks!
Me: ...marry me please
“ it’s an avocado”
Me:ThAnKs 😂
Thing-a-ma-ding is my new favorite word 😂
"its like compacted water with a bit of sweetness"
THAT'S WHAT A FCKN WATERMELON IS FOR
i haven’t watched it yet but judging by the title this one’s gonna be hella cute 🥰
Madam: “because bread is as precious as children apparently”
Me with a straight face: “yes”
Also me: *dies of laughter then falls off the face of the earth when she says “asparagus”*
Imma eat pickled beets DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE😂😂
Look at this you got way too much"
Me: Do you know how much I can eat because it's impressive 🤣
A caring gf helping me prep for the holidays??? Need me a freak like this!!! 😫😫😫😩😩😩😩
Seriously this channel is so underrated ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
avacado-
me: avocado’s from 🇲🇽MEXICO🇲🇽
her: reply’s back with another meme
older me: SHES PERFECT I WANT THIS ONE!
bro...i would SO be the pun maker in my relationship XD i love this omg 👏😂
Madam: Oh stop,, now now you're just buttering me up
Me: But how? We're not even close to the dairy section yet!
“Honeydew is like a splash of water with a hint of sweetness in solid form.”
Me: That’s watermelon! Honeydew is useless!
Madam:”I will not stand for this honeydew slander.”
Me: 😯 how did you know?
"I don't remember you having this many family members"
Me, dominican: Oh honey
13:03 I would looove to smell like a marshmello!
I giggle at the same time when she said “the bread can go where u usually put children because children are as important as bread 😂
aPoLs AnD bAnOnAs
Annnd, now I have this song stuck in my head.
IpPlEs aNd BiniNiS
Andddd now its stuck in my head
“Acting like you’re feeding a small army” I’m from a southern family we are a small army.
Same here, especially on my mother's side. I have come to calling that group a "clan" rather than simply a "family"
That one dislike is the employee who had to clean after us
This... I like this
IM WHEEZING AT THESE PUNS
OK, I have clearly had a long day because I'm trying not to laugh at all your horrible puns while on the bus home!
This is a great audio madam!!! As a chef and the grocery shopper in my house i laughed my butt off! Kudos!! Btw, i never write a list and always forget something
Heh, this is me with Blossom when one of us is visiting.
i have 5 siblings, three of us has a huge appetite, so does my dad, we has always been described as a small army.
Awe!! Just what I need to forget the cares of this holiday season and depressive mood of this time of year! Thank you madam!
Am I the only one who heard “I would love to smell like a margarita😎” “I think we all would😌”
4:13 STOP 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
This so cute!
Yay food puns
you just made my day 😄
Your puns are hilarious. XD
In hawaii that list would be twice as long for the holidays hahaha
Who makes the drawings for the videos? They are very good
Those fruit puns created a short moment of bliss where I forgot I was single, and my only thought was “my god I love this woman so much”
God you have such a great voice and your voice acting is better than some professional voice actors ion TV
Theos puns made me laugh 😂
Everytime she says babygirl I swear I melt
“aSpArAgUs”
“Vegan”
Me forgetting this is an asmr : NO VEGAN , my family LOVES MEAT . RIBS , STEAKS , CHICKEN . IN THE CART , NO VEGAN !!!
I’m not even lesbian I’m straight but I love ❤️ this keep going 😘😊
Nah you gay fam
Oof you post this when I was in class and my bts music started to play in every one look at me crazy so now I'm embarrassed to go back to school..
ARMYYYY
“aN AsPaRugUsT”
*Makes a big dinner and waits for the family*
*a dog comes over*
I'm fat okay
man...i really am single its getting dangerous
Me, a vegetarian: yes, vegan stuff
It’s an avocado
😆 I know that song
Sometimes I think theses audios can be a little unrealistic.... like who is hating on honeydews?
Jayce Parsons My old school gave us honeydew at lunch every day and they were always either soggy, old or just straight up gross. I still gag even at the smell of it, so naturally you could say that I’m one of those people.
I-i am ive never tasted it before