I cant believe I can look THIS BAD

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @Bete-u1f
    @Bete-u1f 11 месяцев назад +1544

    Fifty shades of orange 😂😂😂

  • @bubls.
    @bubls. 11 месяцев назад +109

    It's honestly impressive how she managed to turn you from a sweet young woman to an angry old witch

  • @cspattison1
    @cspattison1 11 месяцев назад +1003

    The amount of visible eyeball when she's applying mascara....I can't even!... I'm dying 😂

    • @mariafoslihansen7801
      @mariafoslihansen7801 11 месяцев назад +30

      I was afraid it would pop out😂

    • @anissacandy4033
      @anissacandy4033 11 месяцев назад +50

      She opened Judy’s third eye that day

    • @maaikenijs301
      @maaikenijs301 11 месяцев назад +12

      Haha I was laughing so hard, it was really sad for her exualy

    • @nicola_pink
      @nicola_pink 11 месяцев назад +9

      I was wheezing 😭😂

    • @Resinbyjill
      @Resinbyjill 11 месяцев назад +6

      Im dying😂😂😂

  • @ChimeraGirl_
    @ChimeraGirl_ 11 месяцев назад +53

    I can't get over how intense the eyeliner is! SO. MUCH. EYELINER.

  • @bizzle4266
    @bizzle4266 11 месяцев назад +323

    Wow! So natural! Can barely tell you're wearing makeup!

    • @Rosmarin74
      @Rosmarin74 11 месяцев назад +21

      She should go back and ask for a party look. If this is ”natural” then I don’t even dare to think about what monstrosity the more made-up makeup would look like😉😅

    • @Tina-io1et
      @Tina-io1et 7 месяцев назад

      Yes, I agree. Haha

    • @Pazymaspaz
      @Pazymaspaz 6 месяцев назад

      😂

  • @jensnyder07
    @jensnyder07 11 месяцев назад +57

    Narration was on POINT today… LOL. Cheetos and 3 business days. I’m on the floor 😂😂

  • @HeavenlyiceDream
    @HeavenlyiceDream 11 месяцев назад +381

    at 02:26 your face exactly matches the flooring. i died laughing right there. i am so sorry lol

  • @patisteingass7656
    @patisteingass7656 11 месяцев назад +122

    “The auntie at the wedding judging everyone” was spot on!!!😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @MaggieTyree
    @MaggieTyree 11 месяцев назад +339

    Cheeto dust orange is the new black this season. So chic, so Wisconsin cheddar with a skosh of industrial sandpaper. The newest trend for a spring 2024 eyebrow look is going for width over volume. The tail will be blending into the temple hairline by April. We call this look Paper Bag Lunch girl. 🎉 👏

    • @LyLy-hz3bd
      @LyLy-hz3bd 11 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @yazzmagtalas
      @yazzmagtalas 11 месяцев назад +4

      I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @juliecarter7962
      @juliecarter7962 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂 I needed that laugh! Thank you!❤

    • @steveevans3846
      @steveevans3846 11 месяцев назад +5

      I've run out of ideas for Sim names so I'm stealing Industrial Sandpaper, ty! 😂

    • @pixieazul19
      @pixieazul19 11 месяцев назад +1

      😂 or 😢 can't decide

  • @virgofairy88
    @virgofairy88 11 месяцев назад +47

    At least she blended down to your neck. When I was in high school in the 00’s everyone wore the wrong shade and no one was blending down to the neck. Thank you for entertaining us and sitting through all these makeup looks ❤

    • @karami8844
      @karami8844 10 месяцев назад +3

      I remember that too! It was not even to the ears or around the jawline. And it was always four shades lighter.

  • @andilenkwandla
    @andilenkwandla 11 месяцев назад +492

    "I look like a witch " 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 I'm rolling on the floor

    • @its_yassser
      @its_yassser 11 месяцев назад +2

      Me too 😂😂😂😂

    • @andilenkwandla
      @andilenkwandla 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@its_yassser 😂😂😂

  • @JuliaXoXoSEAL
    @JuliaXoXoSEAL 11 месяцев назад +107

    I'm sad for your water lines, but when you said "this took three business days"...I snorted water out of my nose!!! Why did you say that right when I was taking a drink? Who do I put the insurance claim into? I almost choked to death!!! Thank you Judy! I needed that laugh so much. My car is being worked on as we speak and I am cringing at how in the heck will I pay for it, then this laugh made me remember the world is going to be ok. LOL xoxox

  • @SUGAs_Shadow85
    @SUGAs_Shadow85 11 месяцев назад +328

    You look like a Simpson's character 😂😂 those colors
    "I saw beyond the 5th dimension" had me rolling 😂😂

    • @zahiraarbelo5049
      @zahiraarbelo5049 11 месяцев назад +2

      I said the same thing 🤣🤣

    • @samanthafairweather9186
      @samanthafairweather9186 11 месяцев назад +2

      I thought that too! I was thinking one of the Bouvier twins!! 😂
      Marge's sisters for the uninitiated.

    • @SUGAs_Shadow85
      @SUGAs_Shadow85 11 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣 I'm not alone

    • @samesta5695
      @samesta5695 11 месяцев назад +2

      It’s not terribly done but it’s so harsh.

    • @calelastyles825
      @calelastyles825 11 месяцев назад +1

      The 5th dimension one.😂 I had to just lay my phone face down at that point.

  • @raemarie4412
    @raemarie4412 11 месяцев назад +76

    "And boy...When we started doing my mascara, I saw the fifth dimension. I saw beyond our Universe. Beyond the entire galaxy, I saw" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Princesseva8818
      @Princesseva8818 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah that’s when I laughed HAHHAHA the eye wide open was too funny

  • @victoriap2
    @victoriap2 11 месяцев назад +206

    so natural! the new clean girl aesthetic 😌

  • @ambers5421
    @ambers5421 11 месяцев назад +13

    I audibly gasped at the reveal picture. Parts had so much potential for a moment and then BAM.

  • @noodlechild666
    @noodlechild666 11 месяцев назад +695

    lol she turned you into an Oompa Loompa.

  • @alexbc7360
    @alexbc7360 11 месяцев назад +23

    I just love how they’re “hygienic” enough to use a brush on Judy’s lips but go straight in with the eyeliner pens & fluid wands 😵‍💫

  • @pumafume
    @pumafume 11 месяцев назад +143

    This might be Judy's funniest voiceover of all time 😂

  • @RoxannOfficial
    @RoxannOfficial 11 месяцев назад +5

    the classical music at the end was such a good touch---it was giving judge judy 📺

  • @brittanym9266
    @brittanym9266 11 месяцев назад +262

    I think we could have a Bingo card with things that these mua’s do to Judy. 🤣

    • @courtney9899
      @courtney9899 11 месяцев назад +11

      Omg yes someone needs to do this

    • @Hank.Will.I.Ams.
      @Hank.Will.I.Ams. 11 месяцев назад +8

      🗣Bingo night 🗣 Bingo night🗣

    • @steveevans3846
      @steveevans3846 11 месяцев назад +7

      Well I've got a full house with Crusty Ass brush, Incorrect Shade, Incorrectly Applied, Crusty, and Eyeball Torture.

  • @nerls22
    @nerls22 11 месяцев назад +15

    The eyeliners makes me wanna cry 😭

  • @SarahKat329
    @SarahKat329 11 месяцев назад +67

    I actually gasped. Like, literally. Lol, you poor thing. Thank you for always entertaining us, though. I don't think this will ever get old, although, I do love all the different videos you post. Much love ❤️

  • @littlemisskilljoy0
    @littlemisskilljoy0 11 месяцев назад +10

    The amount of eyeliner is what highschool emo me could never achieve but always wanted.

  • @itssteph263
    @itssteph263 11 месяцев назад +174

    It's giving The Jersey Shore. 16:20 judgmental aunt when you get up to get dessert

    • @kiwikrg
      @kiwikrg 11 месяцев назад +1

      I SAID IT WAS AUNT FROM JERSEY TOO OMG

    • @SUGAs_Shadow85
      @SUGAs_Shadow85 11 месяцев назад +1

      Omg Jersey Shore noooo 😅😅

    • @Nunya_b1
      @Nunya_b1 11 месяцев назад

      Yessss 😂

    • @blairkiser31
      @blairkiser31 11 месяцев назад +4

      oh i was thinking more russian drug dealer/mobster’s permanently pissed off wife energy hahaha

  • @adriennetorres8028
    @adriennetorres8028 11 месяцев назад +9

    Besides the orange foundation and extra length on the eyebrows, this is actually really beautiful I thought lol ☺️

  • @rifflinthemind.5793
    @rifflinthemind.5793 11 месяцев назад +46

    I so appreciate this top quality horror content, I had to watch from behind a pillow bc the flies, the eye pencil, the layers, it was too freaking scary 😂

  • @CobaltDream
    @CobaltDream 11 месяцев назад +5

    This entire video absolutely sent me. Thank you for suffering for us and also I'M SORRY because it's really just not okay at all. Oh my godddddd

  • @SheilaBarrie
    @SheilaBarrie 11 месяцев назад +101

    Omg Linda's when the orange went on I could not stop 😂😂😂😂 SORRY Judy ❤

    • @mariafoslihansen7801
      @mariafoslihansen7801 11 месяцев назад +6

      I just gaped, my bf "what is it" she is turning into a sun😂😂

  • @VicoFaccio
    @VicoFaccio 4 дня назад

    Besides being pretty and very patient, you have a great sense of humor. I swear that everything you say makes me laugh a lot. You're great!!!

  • @xXNekou
    @xXNekou 11 месяцев назад +79

    The "I saw the fifth dimension" moment had me laughing so hard I choked and almost died lol

  • @NoNameGiven-f1z
    @NoNameGiven-f1z 11 месяцев назад +4

    Despite the orange skin she emphasised your eyes which is great and your eyes are extremely beautiful so I really like the eyes! I do understand your feelings about the makeup in general and I agree with everything you said but the eyes looked stunning !

  • @miann_cosmetics7043
    @miann_cosmetics7043 11 месяцев назад +73

    Glad to see Judy Simpson coming back with another video 😂

  • @changethepeople3425
    @changethepeople3425 11 месяцев назад +1

    judy i LOVE your videos, like literally ur videos relax me and ur the only reason i open youtube

  • @nokulungaphiwokuhlengema2855
    @nokulungaphiwokuhlengema2855 11 месяцев назад +72

    Yaaaaaaassss! My jaundiced Queen 🤌🏽

    • @LisaNC832
      @LisaNC832 11 месяцев назад +1

      💀🤣🤣

  • @artemis2666
    @artemis2666 11 месяцев назад +1

    I can't. With that 10 second stare straight at the camera. JUDY! This makeup arteeest managed to make you borderline creep status. Good criminy! Your facial expression says everything. 😅 I needed a good giggle.
    Thank you for all you go through just for our entertainment.

  • @magathax1587
    @magathax1587 11 месяцев назад +147

    The eyebrows were so good…and then she came back in to “fix” them.

    • @Fran_Glass
      @Fran_Glass 11 месяцев назад +9

      I was about to say this. I was sitting here going "oh the eyebrows aren't so bad" and then....

    • @cjinpa5713
      @cjinpa5713 11 месяцев назад +8

      Had to make it look like the rest. Couldn’t leave those natural looking. Nope. She had an actual caterpillar on them after. The wooliest of wooly worms. Good god 🤦‍♀️

  • @Darby.Brewer
    @Darby.Brewer 7 месяцев назад +1

    What a beautiful natural look! 😂 You should go back and request the tan look.

  • @superbadger15
    @superbadger15 11 месяцев назад +157

    It's that episode of friends when Ross goes to the tanning salon and it goes wrong 😂

    • @ChrystalVanDusseldorp
      @ChrystalVanDusseldorp 11 месяцев назад +13

      "I'm an *8*?!?!?! 😂

    • @Ha-fg5xg
      @Ha-fg5xg 11 месяцев назад +15

      Mississipilessly?

    • @ZaZaRaZarah
      @ZaZaRaZarah 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Ha-fg5xg Hahahaha...😂

    • @steveevans3846
      @steveevans3846 11 месяцев назад +3

      Judy is a solid 15 mississipi's

  • @iliner6214
    @iliner6214 11 месяцев назад +2

    YA girllll! This is a great natural make up look for you :D you could wear this every day

  • @needmoresnacks
    @needmoresnacks 11 месяцев назад +116

    She obviously felt offended you didn't want the tan so she gave you the *alternative*

    • @LNCRHRT-vh7kp
      @LNCRHRT-vh7kp 9 месяцев назад +4

      yes, "extra tan" 😂😂

  • @elizabethwest5949
    @elizabethwest5949 11 месяцев назад +7

    14:04 She gave you the look of a cold blooded psychopath. I wouldn’t have imagined it was possible. Amazing.

  • @Timbit
    @Timbit 11 месяцев назад +148

    how do they not see an issue with the foundation lmao

  • @sophie4391
    @sophie4391 6 месяцев назад

    Love the music choices in your videos ❤

    • @sophie4391
      @sophie4391 6 месяцев назад

      Also, you resemble Kim Kardashian so much at times!

  • @agatamacierzynska4436
    @agatamacierzynska4436 11 месяцев назад +23

    The fly 🪰 is just sooo perfect 👌 👍 🥰 😂😂😂😂 the timing...lol

  • @33sugaD
    @33sugaD Месяц назад

    This one had me on the flloor laughing. Sorry you had to go through this. but its another amazing video! TY for sharing. That woman was insufferable.

  • @LunarEleven
    @LunarEleven 11 месяцев назад +43

    The orange!! I am dying inside. This MUA owes Trump for her... "Artistic inspiration".....

  • @annette325
    @annette325 11 месяцев назад +51

    One foundation fits all.

  • @PH7018c
    @PH7018c 11 месяцев назад

    Me gustan tus videos porque haces la voz en off y muestras el proceso sin cortes de camara donde algunas personas aparecen hablando.. ❤

  • @promisedmysun6044
    @promisedmysun6044 11 месяцев назад +59

    3:35 you look absolutely freaking done with EVERYTHING 😂

  • @cec_washere3749
    @cec_washere3749 11 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂 I'm rolling on the floor!!! The mascara moment 😅😅😅

  • @jenn8179
    @jenn8179 11 месяцев назад +25

    My jaw DROPPED with that foundation look! In. What. World. Do MUA's (I use the term loosely) see that and think "Yep! Perfect"???? 😂😂😂

  • @lilac890
    @lilac890 11 месяцев назад +1

    Omg I’m laughing so hard, “I saw the fifth dimension ” no one edits videos funnier than you. The muuuuusic 😂😂😂😂

  • @jocushing49
    @jocushing49 11 месяцев назад +8

    I always admire your ability to keeps your eyes open and not watering and today she broke you! It must have been bad you have been through a lot!!

  • @TopHatNat
    @TopHatNat 11 месяцев назад

    OMG the music and sound effects are hilarious and transported me to place long ago where creating monsters was a pastime. Thank you Judy for being that monster. Mwah ha ha ha !!!

  • @ishita-t1o
    @ishita-t1o 11 месяцев назад +10

    you are so lucky to have such a nice skin and complexion, if i were you i'd never wear makeup. you're beautiful

  • @bisforbebebeth9401
    @bisforbebebeth9401 11 месяцев назад

    These kinda vids make me wanna grab the makeup and do it myself oh girlie 🥺🤧

  • @mynx369
    @mynx369 11 месяцев назад +25

    OMG!! And I thought that the one place a while back had given you the most orange 🍊 peachy appearance but I'd definitely not seem everything yet! That colour was atrocious! !!!
    As you mentioned already, I too would hate to have seen their "tanned" look!!!😮😢😂😂😂

  • @lluvita1
    @lluvita1 11 месяцев назад +13

    I kind of liked the blue on the eyes, your eye color popped, also your lips are beautiful. I don't think it's that bad 😊

  • @jenniferwbc
    @jenniferwbc 11 месяцев назад +20

    Judy- please get some balm makeup remover! It’s so much easier and more gentle than scrubbing with wipes!

  • @lipsticktiffany4602
    @lipsticktiffany4602 8 месяцев назад

    She really did a good job on your eyebrows and lips!! ❤

  • @behemothnymph
    @behemothnymph 11 месяцев назад +9

    Judy looks really good in a grungey makeup style and lip color is really pretty on her but the foundation color is harsh asf. I felt like this could’ve been good if the eyeshadow and lip color were a bit more on the neutral side.

  • @k-9636
    @k-9636 11 месяцев назад

    Love your sunglasses!!!!

  • @martesolluna
    @martesolluna 11 месяцев назад +14

    Ha ha ha love your comments and your choice of music! Oh poor you and your skin!

  • @angelicagoodwin1156
    @angelicagoodwin1156 5 месяцев назад

    THE FLY!!! 😂😂 on the MUA hand.

  • @frightfang
    @frightfang 11 месяцев назад +32

    “Natural” 💀🤣

  • @jeanpoole9292
    @jeanpoole9292 11 месяцев назад

    You always have the best soundtracks

  • @LunarEleven
    @LunarEleven 11 месяцев назад +193

    Before Judy even said "I'm about to ruin your mood with this makeup" I was already feeling anxious from the thumbnail and title, wondering if it's good for my mental health to watch this first thing in the morning. But you know what, she suffered for our entertainment so the only support we can give is to suffer vicariously 😢
    Edit: I can't believe I have to clarify this... I'm not serious, y'all are the weird ones for assuming that.

    • @elliesmith8139
      @elliesmith8139 11 месяцев назад +9

      I really hope you're exaggerating... if not God save us from the snowflakes

    • @Kar0lina-d5u
      @Kar0lina-d5u 11 месяцев назад +2

      At my place it is 18 in the evening. 😅

    • @Esther-br9yt
      @Esther-br9yt 11 месяцев назад

      @@elliesmith8139fr

    • @Nsobloo
      @Nsobloo 11 месяцев назад

      @@elliesmith8139literally lmao. Never that serious

    • @Littlebingus
      @Littlebingus 11 месяцев назад

      You’ll be ok jesus

  • @carriebristow302
    @carriebristow302 11 месяцев назад +2

    Almost turned the whole thing off at the eye liner part
    I used to work as an MUA and if something was naming my client uncomfortable- I’d change up how I was doing it. Never tell her to breathe through it WTAF

  • @2kdbas
    @2kdbas 11 месяцев назад +8

    I would so love to see a collab with you and Robert welsh, it would be an awesome video! 💖

    • @fighttheevilrobots3417
      @fighttheevilrobots3417 11 месяцев назад

      Yes!

    • @lanabujang5888
      @lanabujang5888 11 месяцев назад

      She already did a while ago 😊

    • @lesleyrobertson2152
      @lesleyrobertson2152 11 месяцев назад +2

      There was collab many moons ago, but they weren’t in the same country - more of zoom call vibe. We all know we want to see Robert actually do her make up!!

  • @Fishyprints
    @Fishyprints 11 месяцев назад

    You are always so brave. 🙌🏼

  • @ralithelion
    @ralithelion 11 месяцев назад +5

    Waking up to your video, best day ever!!

  • @Oxorius
    @Oxorius 10 месяцев назад

    The sound effects are so unhinged 😂 the fire crackling had me howling

  • @agatamacierzynska4436
    @agatamacierzynska4436 11 месяцев назад +5

    Love the sound effects 😂😂😂😂

  • @therewassun
    @therewassun 10 месяцев назад +1

    I was laughing so hard at the mascara scene “I saw past the galaxy” 👀👀👀👀

  • @nyanazulu8756
    @nyanazulu8756 11 месяцев назад +10

    O my gosh!!!!! natural look she said 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I can't stop laughing 😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sunflowermyeyes9758
    @sunflowermyeyes9758 11 месяцев назад

    1:19 it’s giving cheese dust, kids face paint and unhealthy dog shit 😂😢😂 I love your face overs and your visual / sound effects, hilarious 😂

  • @lindzeygreer7830
    @lindzeygreer7830 11 месяцев назад +16

    Is it just me or is the noises Judy adds makes it so satisfying

  • @SassyMa_
    @SassyMa_ 10 месяцев назад +1

    The sound effects are everything 😂😅😢🎉❤

  • @kiratheusagiisworkshop5266
    @kiratheusagiisworkshop5266 11 месяцев назад +39

    "Fair" as in fairly orange or what? 😂

  • @JoAmison
    @JoAmison 11 месяцев назад +1

    In the uk we have this advert and it’s people with orange faces with the tag line “you’ve been tangoed” and this is that 😂

  • @HiNurd
    @HiNurd 11 месяцев назад +16

    When you walk in the salon looking 20 and leave looking 50

  • @christinestarbucksandthe2292
    @christinestarbucksandthe2292 11 месяцев назад +1

    Omg, I laughed so hard when you said you saw the 5th dimension! Enjoy it every time!

  • @lexiepsy
    @lexiepsy 11 месяцев назад +28

    Trump Cheeto makeup!!! Omggggg 🧡🧡🧡

  • @marilyn6556
    @marilyn6556 5 месяцев назад

    I am 65, and back when I was your age, I did my eyes with a lot liner, and I wore 3 shadows. I am loving your eyes, so striking! The orange skin is scary looking!😊 But you always look beautiful, no matter what they do to you!!!

  • @HanHold12
    @HanHold12 11 месяцев назад +5

    The eye twitch. You're killing me!

  • @Anar51
    @Anar51 11 месяцев назад

    your reflections in terms of the atmosphere of the place, the behavior of the makeup artists and the makeup are very psychoanalytic. I don't know if you have any knowledge of psychoanalysis but what you say each time is very right!

  • @rothemonster3671
    @rothemonster3671 11 месяцев назад +7

    Well.. couldn't enjoy the taste of the kinder bueno i ate while watching (and i was so excited to watch your video). If that's the natural look i am curious to see the tan one. Poor Judy, deserves a prize for patience and resilience❣

  • @sunflowermyeyes9758
    @sunflowermyeyes9758 11 месяцев назад +1

    8:03 THE SHADE DIFFERENCE between FACE and SCALP - SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂

  • @alisasusannaoliver504
    @alisasusannaoliver504 11 месяцев назад +5

    I love you Judyyyy ❤️🫶

  • @GenericaQwerty
    @GenericaQwerty 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love how these MUAs always think you're emotional, or that breathing exercises will help, when you're tearing up because they're STABBING YOUR EYEBALL

  • @thelissieshow9881
    @thelissieshow9881 11 месяцев назад +4

    Horrifying! I loved it ❤

  • @lucyvirgo3391
    @lucyvirgo3391 11 месяцев назад

    Why is this video so funny I'm dying 😭🤣🤣🤣 fair play Judy 🤣 iconic queeeen

  • @ofi7911
    @ofi7911 11 месяцев назад +6

    She just made you look like an Indian auntie lmao, the lips I can’t 😂

  • @thegoddess_selen9513
    @thegoddess_selen9513 10 месяцев назад +1

    Your commentary I live for lol

  • @SassyFrasponduechu
    @SassyFrasponduechu 11 месяцев назад +5

    Great way to start my Wednesday

  • @destineydavis8999
    @destineydavis8999 11 месяцев назад +1

    , never stop the sound effects please and thank you 🤪

  • @mariapriest4106
    @mariapriest4106 11 месяцев назад +19

    You are better off using a balm or some type of oil based makeup remover and massage it to melt it all off. Using only wipes can be harsh on the skin.

  • @amariadavis1485
    @amariadavis1485 10 месяцев назад

    the way you look at the mua's are so funny. they haven't even started yet and you're already mad🥲🥲🥲

  • @Nolavibes504
    @Nolavibes504 11 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂omg it's like she told the artist and I use that word loosely give it your worst😂