Main Brahmin Muslim Hoon | Stand-up Comedy | Ft. Asif Rehman

Hello dosto, This is my first stand up comedy video in which I shared the equality, bhaichara and love between our Hindu and Muslim friends. I hope aap logo ko maza aaya hoga dekh ke...
Please joke ko joke ki tarah le... Dil pe Naa le..
Written and performed by Asif Rehman
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Venue:- The comedy theatre gurugram
Video Editing:- Danish saifi
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Special thanks:- All the fellow comics, friends and comedy venues who supported throughout this journey
#standup #standupcomedy #newstandup #asifrehmancomedy #comedyvideo
#asifrehmanstandupcomedy #newstandupcomedy

[@Dr_ooo]

Bruh mera ye comment pin kr do , mai likhke deta hun aap kfi upar tak jaoge stand up com me...🤍🤍🖤 At 5:19 what an accent 😂...

[@ZiyaAhmedkhan313]

I invite everyone to listen islamic speech from the heart ❤️ India 🇮🇳❤️😊

[@Starboychicago]

Islamic speech from @sachwala
@apostateimam
And
@Xmuslimsahil
😅
​@@ZiyaAhmedkhan313

[@Starboychicago]

Islamic speech from sachwala😅and Apostate Imam

[@Shekharr_108]

I am also a secular Hindu for secular Muslims and
Kattar Hindu for kattar Muslim....

[@user-oq4qt9gd9c]

Same, I am also secular for secular and kattar muslim for hindu extremist

[@rawatfaimly8016]

​@@user-oq4qt9gd9cok but we have Rajput jat gujjar maratha warrior's for katar PakistAni

[@EvergreenConsultancy]

but ur not a Human

[@Shekharr_108]

@@EvergreenConsultancy yes you are true because.....
I am God ( the soul )

[@Tom-ll2cr]

​@@user-oq4qt9gd9c😂in the UN terrorist no Hindu extremist is there. Sab tere Allah hai.
Islamic Pakistan Hindu Bharat ki gulam😂

[@user-oh7vo9xl6k]

"Spreading hate against each other is an easy task for gaining lots of views, but spreading awareness of others' differences through comedy is a much harder task. Asif Rehman, you've done a wonderful job."

[@03tanishaaa]

Bharat need a Muslim like you ❤

[@Tom-ll2cr]

We don't need any muslim

[@kt-sp2dw]

No Muslim is needed anywhere, leave

[@SUSHILYADAV_HARE_KRISHNA]

Bharat needs hindus too but not like u who thought that muslim is always wrong 😅

[@Amaan_Kirrak]

Naah

[@sumanmaheshwari3542]

So proud of you Asif Beta. I am a senior citizen and have spent last 20 years of my life in a Muslim country. We have close friends from so many religions and different countries.
We need more and more young ones like you. Blessings.

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks mam

[@kishanbhati9639]

Eid ki Ram Ram Bhai advance m
Allah aapko khushiyo se nawaze
Great standup ❤❤❤

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks brother

[@PKAFGN]

​@@asifrehman755😂 Rasgullah ji ko jab bhi apni family ki ladies ko pelna hota tha to aasmani order utar Jata tha per jab war me daat toot Gaye the to koi aasmani order ya farista Nahi aaya 😂

[@thekuzuri7435]

Ki you are so beautiful in my house ​@@asifrehman755

[@DanishSaifiSilk]

Bhai Ekdin Ye banda Chaa Jaayega Har jagah, Perfect Comedy with Perfect performance and confidence level is high.... Well done...... ❤

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@VARUNSINGH-ri2he]

bas bhai upar na chala jaye . dekh ke door se FIR se dar lg raha h

[@Loktantra]

​@@asifrehman755 tum jaise musalman ki jarurat hai desh ko, nonredical musalman ki bahut jarurat hai.

[@desichirag]

FATWA WAITING FOR ASIF😂

[@oldsinger657]

Han Jarur Chha Jaega Kyunki usne ab apni Ammi ki faad Di bola na ki chicken ke mamle mein Ammi ki fat gai

[@asifrehman755]

This video is solely for entertainment purposes. My intention is not to harm any religion; I respect all the religions equally. I offer my apologies in advance if anything said is deemed inappropriate. Do subscribe and share the video if you really enjoyed ❤

[@kritikasharma3906]

It was so good man 😂 u got a permanent subscriber today 😅

[@Join_My_Teligram_channel]

Ok 🆗

[@iitn8437]

You made jokes on day to day life differances of people of differant religion , i liked your jokes

[@vedant24111]

Badhiya video hai bhai
Keep it up 👍

[@manishdewani233]

it's so sad that you have apologize. power to you brother

[@xdadev]

*As an atheist, all this is good for brotherhood* but the actual reality is that Non-Muslims aren't even allowed inside Mecca and Madina. On the other hand you'll see Muslims in Haridwar, Kashi, Ayodhya, Mathura etc.
The Holy Quran explicitly mentions you can't take prashad/offerings of others, believe/pray to other Gods or even consider other religions to be true.
I'm glad that Indian Muslims are up for a change but nothing can be changed or added or edited from the Holy Quran. It's the final word.
*I've Hindus and Saudi Muslims in my close family and I'm well aware of the facts.* Although anything that promotes brotherhood is a great thing for India.
Cheers!

[@IrfanKhan-dt7ck]

Mecca kyu Jana hai tujhe?
Muslim kabhi tumhare ghatiya mandir me nhi jate sant raho , na tumhare mandir me safai or chappal bhi chori ho jata hai

[@omermanjo7459]

Rules and regulations are meant to be obeyed. But you can still have friendship with others. Back in the day, the Muslims back in the day of Sahaba had amicable relations with the Christians of Syria and the Parsi's of Persia.

[@inspiredbyguruji4579]

Being a hindu i find this vedio gr8 no one sided joke, gr8 balance, no vulgarity. Keep on

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@hopealive3013]

you guys r the one who keeps the social -religious fabric of Indian INTACT , Lots of respect❣

[@Anbbvg]

Bhai mujhe tere liye tansion ho rahi, koi tere naam par fatwa jaari na kar de😅

[@sourabhm4757]

Religion pe baat karni hai to dono religion ki karo...kattar Hindu hu bhai fir bhi aap ki video acchi lagi ❤️ you are far better than munnawar Faruqui 💯❤️

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@numbers0-10]

Sabhi religion ka theke le rakh hai kya ,???
Mein hindu aur aur sirf hindu dharm mein fraud aur pakhand ki baat karta hoon

[@AMITKULHARI-px6qn]

This is comedic gold.❤ My best wishes to you Asif Bhai. You earned a new subscriber today.

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@SophMesq]

Wow, what a balanced stand-up. Loved it ❤❤
Love from Australia 🇦🇺

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks 😊

[@vikramaditya47_]

Mai bhi ek secular hindu hu. Mai bhi kabhi kabhi bol deta hu Allahu akbar❤!

[@Randomly-rt7xg]

Sala phat na jyu bomb bn kr 😂

[@davidbellingham3926]

Allahu Akbar ☝️​ People like you hold no place in paradise and I strongly condemn terrorism. You are promoting this kind of vibe because you have never understood Islam. You have only known it from your so called pandits who won't even be able to answer a shlok if someone asks them. But we as muslims remember the Qur'an from cover to cover. Alhamdulillah😊. God bless @@Randomly-rt7xg

[@todaysremix72]

Tu secular nhi tu sickular h

[@ThakurSahab097]

Bc ye log apne sister ko dhak kr rkhte hai or hindu sister me najar rkhte hai ab btao ye kha ka religion hai 🖕

[@abhilashhota8151]

Mom se puchh ,kehi geyithi kya vacation me akeli😂😂😂

[@mudassirkhan6461]

Bro figured out the RUclips algo and ready to earn well😜😂

[@user-qe3ne5ey3m]

just loved haridwar wala setup and friend like ayush ..

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@vighneshmujumdar]

Comedy ke saath kya accha message bhi diya h. Lage raho bhai aage bahot tarraki karoge❤

[@theshahrukh_ali]

Great Bhaijaan Bas Maqshad nhi bhulnaa ...

[@asifrehman755]

Yes brother

[@KafirNama]

😂😂😂

[@asifrehman755]

😁😁

[@ShivamVerma-nj2ds]

Khai fate bhai 😅😅😅🕋

[@VikasKumar-eh2zp]

Love your show bro congratulations keep going and keep growing❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@jeetenkumar2944]

This guy eats 100 munawars in breakfast.... abey chutiye munawar tak pahuchao koi ye video. This is the peak of joke writing. The Joke The Man The Performance....This person nailed it bro...Amazing.

[@sumitkumarsuman4935]

this means ur new to stand of comedy..👀

[@OPGaming-uo6od]

​@@sumitkumarsuman4935Teri English padha ka pata chal gya ki tu Naya nay cool bana hai

[@unknownsexploring5109]

Abey tu pagal hai kya😂 munawar ka level kya ye level kya... Kya yaar alag hi hindu hindu macha rakha hai har comment section mein

[@unknownsexploring5109]

​@@OPGaming-uo6odbhai english chodh facts par bol

[@OPGaming-uo6od]

@@unknownsexploring5109 facts ? Chutiya ya comment section hai press debate nahi

[@KafirNama]

You'll gain huge popularity in near future.❤Best Wishes Bro🤗

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks 😊

[@Ashmitvashishth]

When you see bulldozer in front of gate😂❤

[@silentknight8365]

😂

[@dr.sudipdey5111]

Keep going bro!! 🎉🎉 it was a great set!

[@Akhandbharat_hokar_rahega]

Agar apke jaise , khan sir , apj abdul kalam jaise muslim ho to dekhkar dil khush ho jata hai. ❤We all have same blood. Respect for you 📈

[@avaneeshsuperb]

Bhai Teri video munawar faruki k video se kaafi aachi hai....jha pe koi contrast Content nhi hai kisi particular religion ko leke ....keep it up bro....we want u famous more than munnawaar faruki ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks brother

[@rabirabi8119]

And Munawar Faruqui is his inspiration 😂❤

[@rabirabi8119]

Muslim pe jokes Karo to wo a66a comedian hai hindu pe jokes Karo to anti national 😂lol hypocrisy

[@sohailshaikh7957]

@@rabirabi8119 exactly 🤣

[@SarojSingh-nq5ql]

​@@rabirabi8119
Muslims be like
Hum tumhare religion ko gaa/i denge lekin tum doge to hum ro denge 😢
Muslimo ka kabhi n khatam hone wala card Victim card 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nehasaini4100]

Really happy to see people are appreciating such content, keep it up bro 🙌 Jai hind 🇮🇳

[@dhirajthakur2881]

Toooo gooooood Boss.
Not sure why Asif is not being visible much on RUclips. Baki faltu ke duniya bhar ke comedian ko bharpur coverage milta hai but not this Fantastic Person.
I appreciate his excellent sense of humor.

[@anuradhathakur2625]

Shadi nhi h yeh festival h 😂

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@sachinlakhera8388]

Keep it up bro🔥

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@SUSHILYADAV_HARE_KRISHNA]

5:39 हमारे यहां ब्राह्मण पेल के खाते हैं nonveg 😅 but I'm pure vegetarian 💪

[@Khukriwarrior1729]

Na , bhai , i am brahman. Hamare gaon pura brahman aur vegetarian hai

[@Khukriwarrior1729]

Na , bhai , i am brahman. Hamare gaon pura brahman aur vegetarian hai

[@SUSHILYADAV_HARE_KRISHNA]

@@Khukriwarrior1729 होंगे, मैं मेरे यहां के ब्राह्मण की बात कर रहा हु , अब भाई कौन कहे उनको कुछ वो तो सनातनी लोग हैं , मांस खाने वाले सनातनी 🤣

[@209ca]

​@@SUSHILYADAV_HARE_KRISHNA Aur hmare yaha ke sabhi yadav non veg khate hai aur mere jitne bhi friend yadav hai sab non veg khate hai 😂 Aur apne aap ko shree krishna bhajwan ka vansaj bolte hai bechare non veg khane wale 😂

[@the_shadow_monarch]

kya baat hai bhai maja aayegaa apka standup dekhkr and waiting for moreeeeee

[@adityasingh_1111]

You earned a sub bro , just keep going like this .

[@tosifpatel9007]

Spreading love with comedy and making a one comfort zone for different religion with comedy its fabulous keep on its not easy we appreciate for your wonderful art thanks again 🙏🏻

[@ravindrarajpurohit8083]

Haha ,bdhiya bhai, all the best 😁👏🤝

[@astitva.1332]

Didn't regret clicking on this video suggestion, keep it up

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@harshroy45]

Bro this awareness of yours that is spreading through comedy is awesome.
People think all muslim are same.
Thnks for such a well made stand up.
Keep growing, avoid negative comments. 🫶

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@ritubluefairy]

This was India before 2014 where so many Muslim also used to greet friends by saying Ram Ram or sing Bhajan and Hindu also greet friends by saying Salam Walaikum. Now everyone has become Kattar Hindu or Kattar Muslim.

[@anahita-bn6cy]

Chhapri ultra woke detected opinion rejected

[@ommishra810]

Good bhai 😂 ❤❤
That's proper comedy
Keep it up.
You need to be famous.

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks 😊

[@SANJAYSHARMA-uu4ef]

Brilliant and best wishes for future 🎉

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@docsingh8358]

Love from Nepal🇳🇵❤❤

[@asifrehman755]

❤️

[@vsh0605]

It's your choice audiences, if you want humor or munawar faruqui. Amazing video bhai maza aaya

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks brother

[@vsh0605]

@@asifrehman755 yaar pic dekh ke to reply karo 🙂

[@vsh0605]

@@asifrehman755 sister dude 🙂

[@ashishpandey8537]

Yr yeh to bhaiya tha, 😅

[@vsh0605]

@@ashishpandey8537 aabhar

[@himanshusood919]

you know technique very well
keep it up and you will get more subscribers in future

[@asifrehman755]

Hope so

[@Sam3290-s9l]

Awesome 👍 will support your channel brother 🙌🤗

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks brother

[@vikram5357]

Cousin nikle kuch Jayda dark nhi ho gya😂

[@santaclaus4776]

Chamod diye bhaiyaji

[@selcouth7084]

Helloo Asif,
I loved your content ❤❤ Wishing you to reach the mass audience soon and will be waiting for your long videos. All the best.. Alhamdulillah and Jai Shree Ram 😊😊

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks. Next video will be coming soon

[@ullasp.n3193]

Ashif Rehman भाई, I love you ❤you are a true Human rather a सच्चा मुस्लिम 👌👌👍👍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@anusuiyamanderiya3980]

Bhai kal hi Muslims ka jagran tha or mughe kal hi pata chala Aisa bhi hota hai

[@premk432]

Feeling is ❤
Maqsad is permanent 👽

[@user-oq4qt9gd9c]

Andhbakhti is infinity

[@premk432]

@@user-oq4qt9gd9c I am not from godi media bro

[@adnansquad7507]

Bhai December 2025 se aaya hun
Your 1 Milli completed ✅
Keep consistent ❤

[@ajaypalsingh794]

Bhai video dekhte fan ban gya yall 💥💥💥💥

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks brother

[@tajammulhaque2303]

​@@asifrehman755jhantu sirf views ke liye kuch bhi mat bol duniya main kitna din rahoge be

[@abhishekbora9667]

😂😂😂kaafi tym baad kuch hasne lyak dekha keep going bhai❤❤🎉

[@kailashbahadur5607]

i hope title ke hi chalte fatwa na nikal jaaye aapka bhai...brilliant piece BTW

[@ZiyaAhmedkhan313]

I invite everyone to listen islamic speech from the heart ❤️ India 🇮🇳❤️😊😅😅

[@hin]

Keep it up 👍 bro your going very well
love from Rajasthan buddy

[@ambikatomar9154]

Nice😂😂

[@zubairiqbal-3269]

Thanks

[@sagargupta2988]

Great start bro😂😂

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@addynagar3665]

मौज करदी भाई ने superb

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@koushikbh007]

Amazing performance bro..bas remote mat dabana

[@asifrehman755]

😁😁

[@baatuniaman]

Badhiya kaam Bhai very good 🔥❤️

[@abhishekpal8670]

😂😂😂😂 nice work bro keep it up .👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@priyankajangir2664]

I really love it. Keep it up 👍.Agr sb isi trh se soche to shayd society se kdwahat thodi km ho ske...❤

[@asifrehman755]

Right

[@entertainmentnews6160]

bohat badhiya video bhai. 1 hi banda hai aaj k time jo Zakir ko takkar de sakta hai. Wo tum ho bhai. Bohat badhiya joke the bhai. Bhai or video kab aayegi bhai. Bhai mai 3-4 videos k baad subscribe karunga bhai. Jab confirm ho jayega k tum badhiya comedy karte ho. Abhi 1 hi video me kaise pata chalega.

[@asifrehman755]

Jald hi brother

[@entertainmentnews6160]

@@asifrehman755 bhai aise hi badhiya badhiya dalna video. Dusro ki tarah content level gira mat dena

[@geetdeol3232]

Good job Asif 👏👏 keep going 👍

[@ranjeetsinghchouhan2810]

Wowww❤❤❤❤....amazing content 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@aryansslowedreverb7888]

Bahot pyaara set, or bahot pyaari vdo!!

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@yushRajput]

Hi I'm Ayush ❤❤😂😂😂

[@asifrehman755]

Hello brother 🤗

[@ArifArif-df2sm]

You are watching upcoming great comeding

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@addyfie]

bro aap chha gye

[@Monkmodeactive15hours]

Majboori me aadha video feed me dekhkar pura video dekhna pra😮🤯 unexpectedly found the better one

[@deepakshishodiavlog]

Ab to tumari tumari saari video dekhni padegi

[@Humanity143]

आसिफ भाई जबरदस्त जिंदाबाद मैं यही कहता हूं कॉमेडियन हैं तो अपने समाज के बारे में करो ❤❤❤

[@prashantapaudel5902]

Bhai meh Nepal see huu aur meh nahi bataunga kee muje kyun jaya like milne wale hee kyun kee mene jaldi comment kar liya huu

[@danishsaifi5516]

Well done meri jan 👏 ❤

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@the_matchlessbrowns]

This made me laugh and smile at the same time 🌹

[@ankitdwivedi2045]

आप जैसे युवाओं की जरूरत है देश को ।। जय हिंद 🇮🇳🇮🇳

[@siddharthasinha8582]

😂😂😂 bahut sahi tha bhai

[@VipinKumar-ig6wt]

Bahut he acchi comedy hai bhai, koi gand nahi koi ulti seedhi baat nahi koi propaganda nahi bas comedy he comedy, parmatma tumko or unnati de ❤️

[@akshatbhakuni6456]

Badiya bhai😂😂 keep it up

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks brother

[@Nimi7.]

Bhaii rockedd it😂😂

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@Shirwadiya22]

My Rules: Secular for seculars,
Bigotry for Bigotries.

[@rajeev1962]

Nice satire….loved it…humour in uniform😂

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@birajalaxmipattanaik3566]

Excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent Excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent Excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@Billubakchod_16]

Mark my words aap bohot success full aur one of the best stand up comedian banoge 😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊

[@Kya_sahi]

Incredible performance 👏🏻
Only suggestion for you is try to speak more clearly with proper rhythm and punctuations.
This way people will not miss even a single word and connect to your flow more efficiently ❤

[@asifrehman755]

Sure brother

[@Kya_sahi]

Behen ✅️​@@asifrehman755

[@kalpeshahirrao8833]

Video was amazing, hope you will make the similar more videos in up coming time

[@uttkarshkashyap9564]

5:59 bhai sarcasm ha ? .😂😂 Ya mujhe hi lag rhaha

[@Brahmcharyawithshubham]

Cool

[@KafirNama]

😂😂 Bahut Khatarnak

[@You2bue]

Love the way you have done this bro.. Being secular is peaceful 😊

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks 😊

[@experiencedsource]

muje bhe heart mil skta hai ky , uske bad comment kru ga

[@asifrehman755]

Yes

[@experiencedsource]

@@asifrehman755 sahi batu to muje abhi chikenpox hua hai pr yeh video dek kr thoda mood sahi hui , be 📈📈

[@asifrehman755]

Thank you brother and please take care ❤️

[@KishanKumarKushwaha-vm6ko]

Bhai tum complete hindustan ho..... Duaa karunga ki bahut aage tak jao...

[@vishwaadesara4534]

Very nice keep shining 🌟

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@Tamal0609]

Too good brother , keep it up 💪🏻❤

[@asifrehman755]

Thank you so much 😀

[@gopal6170]

Badhya bhai 😂❤

[@asifrehman755]

Thanks

[@iitn8437]

I appreiate you brother , your jokes on daily things without any controversy🤗🤗 and equally funny . You have great future just one suggestion dont be like other toxic comedians who just hurt feelings of religious people and spread political agenda more than jokes .

[@asifrehman755]

Sure brother

[@deepakshishodiavlog]

Great bro and when you say jai shri ram this is the excellent

[@anupamattreya5466]

Bohot aacha ha bhai, huge success is on your way, keep continue