Finding The Worst Grand Strategy Games On Steam

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 16 дек 2024

Комментарии • 737

  • @frasercrawford1
    @frasercrawford1 5 лет назад +2943

    10:55, iSorrows has 2 hours in the famous grand strategy game "Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme"

    • @mykytapolchanov6490
      @mykytapolchanov6490 5 лет назад +53

      LULW

    • @taylorford1689
      @taylorford1689 5 лет назад +418

      He should play Gender Bender DNA Twister at 500k.

    • @random_menace
      @random_menace 5 лет назад +23

      Please no

    • @1323GamerTV
      @1323GamerTV 5 лет назад +35

      Lol he can’t return it

    • @Piratejoe44
      @Piratejoe44 5 лет назад +177

      You know, I noticed that, thought I saw something I didn't, went back and paused the video but nope, he actually has that game...
      And he's played it.
      I have no words, other than that I'm 100% on board with forcing him at sword point to play that game and record at 500K...That and I still to this day don't remember why the fuck I watched every episode of a youtuber play that game...

  • @Grimfang999
    @Grimfang999 5 лет назад +1410

    >Grand strategy Games
    >>>Literally half the video is a geography quiz

    • @PaulJohn01
      @PaulJohn01 5 лет назад +47

      The Grand Strategy part of this video will come as a DLC 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thundersoul6795
      @thundersoul6795 5 лет назад +9

      At least there somehow still was annexation to be had.

    • @britishspy2640
      @britishspy2640 3 года назад +1

      You mad?

  • @FolgoreCZ
    @FolgoreCZ 5 лет назад +622

    I love how the most expensive bundles of "grand strategy" on Steam are:
    1. All of Activison games2. All of Eidos games3. One Paradox game

    • @brandemon6667
      @brandemon6667 5 лет назад +56

      wonder what the full paradox collection would cost

    • @fountainchristain
      @fountainchristain 5 лет назад +63

      @@brandemon6667 if anyone brought it Paradox would be able to release a full game with no dc🤣

    • @autisonm
      @autisonm 5 лет назад +43

      I'm glad I got CK2 + the DLC bundle when it was on sale during a charity event for $15

    • @personwithaname271
      @personwithaname271 5 лет назад +30

      @@autisonm STONKS

    • @TheJovianGaming
      @TheJovianGaming 5 лет назад +15

      When i was younger i bought all dlc for ck2 god do i regret it since i only have 3000+ hrs

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 лет назад +2384

    If you don’t do Banat and March of the Eagles, I will send you to the ranch

  • @vcomrade
    @vcomrade 5 лет назад +1515

    Well, theoretically you could claim these games as a work expense for tax purposes

    • @Ashathefree8
      @Ashathefree8 5 лет назад +148

      Can we also theoretically sue ISP for emotional distress he caused us by playing these games?

    • @providedyeti1518
      @providedyeti1518 5 лет назад +42

      Austin Gray sadly no, we have the terrible option of watching them and nobody is forcing us

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 5 лет назад +35

      @@Ashathefree8 if you sue him in the US and he decides he hates himself and shows up, there is a slight chance it won't be thrown out of court and you can sue and lose.
      In sane countries, no

    • @bobsickle2336
      @bobsickle2336 5 лет назад +16

      You can't claim luxuries as work expenses or pretty much anything you would use for personal use. Like how you can't claim on a car, but you can on a van, because (At least to HMRC) vans are for working, not pleasure. And if you claim petrol, you have to keep a detailed list of how many miles toy drove for work and how many you drove for personal reasons to see the percentage you can claim.
      Another example is that you can't claim taking clients out to dinner or other entertainments against your tax bill but you can claim taking employees out to dinner.
      tl:dr Tax man likes having your money, he doesn't like giving it back.

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 5 лет назад +30

      @@bobsickle2336 You can claim expenses as long as they are used in the course of earning an income. Since his RUclips Channel is a source of income, these games are business expenses. Source: actually took taxes in college and am an accountant.

  • @smackjammey2946
    @smackjammey2946 5 лет назад +166

    Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator....... you know you want to

    • @corporaliron6820
      @corporaliron6820 4 года назад +3

      It shall be done my lord.

    • @neon6341
      @neon6341 4 года назад +5

      Yeah. I actually pirated it once. It‘s quite funny for one playthrough. But don‘t expect more.

  • @KaiserPepeIII
    @KaiserPepeIII 5 лет назад +429

    Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme is my favourite grand strategy game

  • @jacobfreeland6881
    @jacobfreeland6881 5 лет назад +78

    “Uh, Maine. Uh... it’s somewhere over here, right?” **highlighting Northeastern states with cursor**
    **clicks every state in the Northeast except Maine**

  • @Eevee860
    @Eevee860 5 лет назад +1

    Greenland has a huge amount of resources that Denmark isn't using, and the us has a military base there, it makes perfect sense to buy it

  • @SterlingCat03
    @SterlingCat03 5 лет назад +195

    We all know the best strategy game:
    March of the Eagles

    • @dog3541
      @dog3541 5 лет назад +9

      Imperator Rome is better

    • @princeeugeneofsavoy7400
      @princeeugeneofsavoy7400 5 лет назад +3

      Beating Napoleon as Tripoli-Portugal has never felt so good.

  • @biggrinch5747
    @biggrinch5747 5 лет назад +171

    Can you play commander babes since BO refuses

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 5 лет назад +360

    "Finding the most cancerous Grand Strategy channel on RUclips"
    *Daddy's back, gravy babies!*
    "Oh, here it is!"

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 5 лет назад

      ui forgott we were his gravy baby

    • @YoHoOMirster
      @YoHoOMirster 5 лет назад +7

      @@AxxLAfriku ok boomer

    • @ashaler__
      @ashaler__ 3 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku jfc youre here?

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +57

    I can see Geography Quiz getting Game of the Year easily. Still can’t beat Super Mario Bros. 2 though

  • @sumo1002
    @sumo1002 5 лет назад +258

    You need to buy Train Simulator with all dlc (bet you are poor after that)

    • @trainman2226
      @trainman2226 5 лет назад +3

      sumo 100 yes

    • @TheAwillz
      @TheAwillz 5 лет назад +1

      It’s like £20 for a train line 😂

    • @math3000
      @math3000 5 лет назад +2

      Well, I mean he does make his viewers pay him.

  • @lilerk1
    @lilerk1 4 года назад +1

    If you want a slow, painful game, play Stronghold Kingdoms. It's fast paced at the beginning, but without premium it's like attempting to paddle a rowboat with 8 people in it with only one hand.

  • @Sidestrafe7
    @Sidestrafe7 5 лет назад +29

    The “Dark Continent” has two meanings.

    • @swineherd_
      @swineherd_ 4 года назад +7

      The fact that the game is called "Imperialism" makes this even funnier.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 лет назад +510

    iSorrow makes the Muslim Federation great again

  • @markbaldwin9859
    @markbaldwin9859 5 лет назад +26

    5:34 that all I need from this videos, ISP mentioning one of mine favorite band Slipknot

    • @StardustPropaganda
      @StardustPropaganda 5 лет назад +2

      Mark Baldwin It's my fav band too and I fliped out when he mentioned them lol. Metal is taking over the world!

    • @billycrooks8401
      @billycrooks8401 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah that was kinda (sic)

  • @jotoqi8728
    @jotoqi8728 5 лет назад +44

    Being a resident of Delaware, I can confirm that this is the most attention that we have ever received.

  • @ChronosSk
    @ChronosSk 3 года назад +3

    There are three degrees of freedom when rotating an object. Clicking and dragging lets you control two of them (you know, since dragging the mouse is 2D). Usually, you make it so that those degrees of freedom map to, say, pitch and yaw. That globe is what happens when you hate your users and just have it drag whatever piece of the globe is facing you.

  • @jasonholman202
    @jasonholman202 4 года назад +1

    As a Maylander I think we should just get rid of Delaware’s statehood and give it to Maryland, and I’m glad there’s a game out there supporting our cause

  • @arunlewis4416
    @arunlewis4416 5 лет назад +56

    PRC: *Sees isorrow finding Taiwan*
    Also PRC: *deletes isorrow the same way RUclips deletes Isorrowproductions videos.*

  • @ebinshumate3132
    @ebinshumate3132 5 лет назад +18

    “Just like that, monetization’s gone, THANKS MISSISSIPPI!!!” ISP -2019

  • @DetectiveMekova
    @DetectiveMekova 5 лет назад +6

    This dude just spent 7 minutes and 30 seconds literally playing a geography map game.
    This is the content we needed.

  • @SamGarcia
    @SamGarcia 5 лет назад +2

    The original Imperialism game was a free GameMaker game for a game jam. Good times.

  • @TheSandrock8
    @TheSandrock8 5 лет назад +6

    Wait i have seen this somewhere else.
    *ISP nervously looks at Alex while sweating*

  • @gasmaskedbassist1538
    @gasmaskedbassist1538 5 лет назад +12

    iSorrowProductions: Iowa. All I know about Iowa is Slipknot is from there...
    Me: Does ISP like Slipknot, when my money hits my account that's free money to ISP

  • @Reluctantly_Adulting
    @Reluctantly_Adulting 5 лет назад +5

    "Trains of the Orient," I must say I think I'm having a flashback to ISP trying to explain to his doctor how he developed RSI from building railroads in Russia.

  • @ChessedGamon
    @ChessedGamon 5 лет назад +2

    That bit about Delaware is now the longest any non-Delawarean has talked about Delaware on record. Well done.

    • @Flynnius
      @Flynnius 5 лет назад +2

      Have you heard of Killian Experience?

    • @ChessedGamon
      @ChessedGamon 5 лет назад +1

      @@Flynnius Yep, in that gag though, he only used it as a gag that he brought up at the start and the end very briefly, so together I don't think he talked about it longer than ISP did here.

  • @colossaldonut5190
    @colossaldonut5190 5 лет назад +6

    "I'm in Australia and everything is upside-down"
    So basically it's normal for once?

  • @neo-jacobin6170
    @neo-jacobin6170 5 лет назад +3

    You still colonize the norther edge of Congo. There should be a achievement in the game "Imperialism: The dark Continent" that says " No Belgian hands on Congo". If you colonize a single province in Congo, then the game will say "Belgian Lives Don't matter". Please tell the developers to make DLC( it should cost 10 million).

  • @greenmario3011
    @greenmario3011 5 лет назад +7

    For just a fraction of a second as he looked at the removed visual novel it could be seen that ISP owns Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, so basically what I'm trying to say is when's the video coming out?

  • @jakubolejarczyk2816
    @jakubolejarczyk2816 5 лет назад +27

    Im a simple man i see new isorrwowproductions video i start farting uncontrollably

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 лет назад +2

      ......that is an unusual response to a video.....have you seen your doctor?

  • @enklaev1933
    @enklaev1933 5 лет назад +3

    Watching a brit try to find maine is the saddest thing I've seen in awhile

  • @jeroylenkins1745
    @jeroylenkins1745 5 лет назад +2

    Moves to Australia and everything is upside down.
    Game checks out

  • @SMH55
    @SMH55 5 лет назад +36

    Play the worst dating sims!

  • @moonlitnymphie
    @moonlitnymphie 5 лет назад +85

    Play Gender Bender DNA twister extreme at 500k pls!

  • @jorkmorks
    @jorkmorks 5 лет назад +2

    So glad I now know that ISP was born in 1967 and is currently 52 (9:00).

  • @_boreklipogaca
    @_boreklipogaca 5 лет назад +12

    "All I know is Slipknot Iowa"
    'Muricans:
    "Triggered"
    Metalhead bros:
    Holy Maccaroni a clever metal boi

  • @VitoIsPuffBunny
    @VitoIsPuffBunny 4 года назад

    You got iowa on the first guess, your reward is that if you every need to flee from any aggressor you can seek protection in a corn field and exit with completely incognito.

  • @thegamingpicklesthegamingp7638
    @thegamingpicklesthegamingp7638 5 лет назад +3

    When he says he’s seen Delaware in games like hoi4, but Delaware isn’t a province in hoi4 😂

  • @anormaltoaster3691
    @anormaltoaster3691 5 лет назад +6

    Forget Banat, isorrow needs to play gender bender dna twister extreme at 500k!

  • @SSFhighcommandJOHN
    @SSFhighcommandJOHN 5 лет назад +2

    Those map games with the little figures are actually AGEod games, they're actually really fucking deep and detailed strategy games. AGEod's American Civil war is a fucking ace game. I've never got to play the sequel though. But they have one on the Russian Civil War, which I'd totally say is video worthy if you'd bother learning it @iSorrowproductions

  • @5Andysalive
    @5Andysalive 5 лет назад +1

    The second game feels like a numberticking game like Imperator rome. Only it hasn't got enough numbers.

  • @hohhoch3617
    @hohhoch3617 5 лет назад +1

    "I don't know where Utah is". Neither do we, really. Not even people from Utah.

  • @brintonj
    @brintonj 5 лет назад +1

    That has to be the most air time my home State of Delaware has ever gotten.

  • @montanan4007
    @montanan4007 5 лет назад

    You win the wars by hurling gold and ducats at the enemies face until they are black and blue from getting pelted dodgeball style.

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT 5 лет назад +1

    To be fair to Wars of Napoleon and Civil War 2: same developer.

  • @rjwfnannf
    @rjwfnannf 5 лет назад +1

    In 2 days it's the 1 year anniversary of artillery only

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +2

    I would be terrified of a review that said "meh", it would completely destroy my game's reputation

  • @loopyguy7611
    @loopyguy7611 5 лет назад +6

    March of the Eagles but artillery only

  • @trashytuber401
    @trashytuber401 5 лет назад +4

    *insert march of the eagles joke

  • @swagmanjones_6948
    @swagmanjones_6948 5 лет назад +12

    Terrible grand strategy games are fun to play, but we all know that playing the mighty nation of Banat is way more fun
    #Banatat500k

  • @Real_Claudy_Focan
    @Real_Claudy_Focan 5 лет назад +13

    Play the original Blitzkrieg ! Iso-3D for the win !
    (and you can nearly do a "artillery only" campaign with Soviet Union)

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +3

    Literally 2 seconds after release and RUclips has demonetised this video cuz the ads don't want to be associated with these terrible steam games

  • @darksuperganon
    @darksuperganon 5 лет назад

    3D Ultra Minigolf Adventures?
    Damnit, ISP, first the Yogscast and now Rooster Teeth? You almost stepped on Geoff's toes.

  • @MALTHEonCONSOLE
    @MALTHEonCONSOLE 5 лет назад +4

    2:42
    Me: yes my country let se if he does it Right
    Isorrow: edit it out...

  • @jaypab
    @jaypab 5 лет назад

    Man, I'm surprised that Ironside hammer isn't broken with how many times it's been hit.

  • @l0lLorenzol0l
    @l0lLorenzol0l 5 лет назад +80

    Hey play Equestria at War it is way too good for a pony mod

    • @BallinBubblegum
      @BallinBubblegum 5 лет назад +3

      Lorenzo Pagani he played it a long time ago but the video’s gone I think. The mod has come a long way since then tho

    • @l0lLorenzol0l
      @l0lLorenzol0l 5 лет назад +7

      @@BallinBubblegum exactly why I want to see him play it again. I wanna see him react to the likes of Beakolini and the Acturian order

    • @lukedufaur5368
      @lukedufaur5368 5 лет назад

      @@l0lLorenzol0l antonino proletarino

  • @gunnerr8476
    @gunnerr8476 5 лет назад

    Friendship ended with coolmathgames, now geography quiz is my new friend.

  • @ranrounak.a.2228
    @ranrounak.a.2228 5 лет назад +2

    How did I find this in my recommendations if on the thumbnail it said not recommended?

  • @ximbabwe0228
    @ximbabwe0228 5 лет назад

    The geography quiz was SO much more exciting

  • @cdcdrr
    @cdcdrr 5 лет назад

    Delaware: *exists*
    Dutch: G E K O L O N I S E E R D
    Maryland: Hold my beer.

  • @thomasgray4188
    @thomasgray4188 5 лет назад +4

    I am immensely disappointed that ISP did not play TRAINS OF THE ORIENT in order to regain my respect ISP must play this gem of a game at or by 480k pm do this ISP i will su

  • @mikerotch7606
    @mikerotch7606 3 года назад

    Yooo I’m impressed you know the general vicinity of Vermont, when I tell new people where I’m from more often than not I get a blank stare lol

  • @miko_gawronski
    @miko_gawronski 5 лет назад +20

    Only 360p? i will watch it anyway but you know. 360p

  • @vincenzoalacabar1801
    @vincenzoalacabar1801 5 лет назад +1

    life has been hard for all 4 of us delawarean isp fans since the Marylander invasion

  • @n543576
    @n543576 5 лет назад

    No lie, im kinda impressed you knew where so many countries were.
    You combined with Drew I feel im slowly becoming a fucking geography teacher

  • @sulfuricacid951
    @sulfuricacid951 5 лет назад +1

    I'm fairly certain that geography quiz game is actually a mobile application

  • @cowgoy6648
    @cowgoy6648 3 года назад

    I did not know that isp had good taste in music

  • @xWatexx
    @xWatexx 3 года назад +1

    I like that he picked Maine for Vermont but when it came to Maine he picked everything but Maine

  • @skarredcat
    @skarredcat 5 лет назад

    Congratulations ISP you did better on the US geography quiz than 95% of actual Americans could

  • @GWManin
    @GWManin 5 лет назад

    8:59
    ISP:
    born in
    1967
    febuary.
    date:uknown
    lol

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 лет назад +1

    Slip knot is literally the only good thing to come from Iowa. Everything else is corn, soy and depression.

  • @Marekuo
    @Marekuo 5 лет назад +1

    Not only the British flag isn't accurate but also, according to the game both Germany and Italy became united in 1871, while Italian unity already happened 10 years before, the colonization mod for Hearts of Iron 4 is just better

  • @EvilParagon4
    @EvilParagon4 5 лет назад

    This is about the hardest I've laughed at one of your videos since the sadly removed Despacito one.

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 4 года назад

    8:19 When You Miserably Fail And Say It Was The Game:

  • @hellomikie92
    @hellomikie92 5 лет назад

    Even though he does mostly strategy games, he is still a very sarcastic, humorous person.

  • @shinsenshogun900
    @shinsenshogun900 5 лет назад

    Everyone gangsta 'til Delaware is not in the archives

  • @ethpling165
    @ethpling165 5 лет назад

    If Bo won’t play Commander Babes, you are the chosen one

  • @noreasons6796
    @noreasons6796 5 лет назад +2

    500k subs we see your game library and your hours on them.

  • @noahborek5729
    @noahborek5729 5 лет назад +2

    9:00 ISorrow is 52 years old confirmed.

  • @hellcat2533
    @hellcat2533 4 года назад

    "Iowa, all I know is Slipknot is from Iowa"
    iSorrow confirmed Maggot.

  • @jamessitze1630
    @jamessitze1630 5 лет назад +1

    Asa missourian I am proud of the screen time

  • @radigeorgiev9662
    @radigeorgiev9662 5 лет назад

    The castle on the picture for Germany at 11:20 got finished around 1873. So they got a picture of how it will look like 2 years earlier? Damn this German technology of the 19th century.

  • @nyarlathotep9178
    @nyarlathotep9178 5 лет назад +2

    "Grand strategy"
    You mean painting the map simulator?

  • @Kinyek
    @Kinyek 5 лет назад

    As a Marylander I can fully confirm that we have in fact annexed Delaware.

  • @chrismills8251
    @chrismills8251 4 года назад

    When a geography quiz is grand strategy

  • @VictorBillordo
    @VictorBillordo 5 лет назад +5

    Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme at 500k

  • @Cybernaut551
    @Cybernaut551 Год назад

    I like when ISP tours Steam games.

  • @CloudClanComicsBiz
    @CloudClanComicsBiz 5 лет назад

    This man clicked every state in New England besides Maine, what a god.

  • @gwionthemighty3892
    @gwionthemighty3892 5 лет назад

    Poor Delaware. We always get mistaken for Maryland

  • @MercedesE550
    @MercedesE550 5 лет назад

    “I went to Australia and it’s upside down”
    I’m not sure what else you’d expect please help me it’s 2 In the morning and I have school

  • @Holsp
    @Holsp 5 лет назад +5

    ISorrowProductions x Legend of total war campaign when?

  • @Don-ds3dy
    @Don-ds3dy 5 лет назад

    When an Irish man knows more about American geography than most American high schoolers.

  • @SpanishDio
    @SpanishDio 5 лет назад

    Just three words, Banat artillery only.

  • @kurtishenschel4389
    @kurtishenschel4389 5 лет назад

    As a delawarian I have to admit I was suprised to see a Delaware tag I now fear the fact that people know our state actually exists I was hoping when WWIII hits we'd just be passed by but thanks to intense clicking we're screwed

  • @Bear123Productions
    @Bear123Productions 5 лет назад +4

    At 500k do Danko and treasure map!

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 лет назад

    Hawaii has a union jack on their flag, yet the British Empire never touched them.

  • @SQaz1245
    @SQaz1245 5 лет назад +5

    Mary-Land? I don’t snort a line of Old Bay every morning so you can pronounce it like that