Finding The Worst Grand Strategy Games On Steam

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  • Опубликовано: 19 июл 2024
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    So this time on finding terrible steam games we're checking out map games! It was probably the worst grand strategy games I've ever found, personally I've never been so angered by the state of Delaware.
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  • @frasercrawford1
    @frasercrawford1 4 года назад +2937

    10:55, iSorrows has 2 hours in the famous grand strategy game "Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme"

    • @mykytapolchanov6490
      @mykytapolchanov6490 4 года назад +53

      LULW

    • @taylorford1689
      @taylorford1689 4 года назад +417

      He should play Gender Bender DNA Twister at 500k.

    • @random_menace
      @random_menace 4 года назад +23

      Please no

    • @1323GamerTV
      @1323GamerTV 4 года назад +35

      Lol he can’t return it

    • @Piratejoe44
      @Piratejoe44 4 года назад +177

      You know, I noticed that, thought I saw something I didn't, went back and paused the video but nope, he actually has that game...
      And he's played it.
      I have no words, other than that I'm 100% on board with forcing him at sword point to play that game and record at 500K...That and I still to this day don't remember why the fuck I watched every episode of a youtuber play that game...

  • @Grimfang999
    @Grimfang999 4 года назад +1400

    >Grand strategy Games
    >>>Literally half the video is a geography quiz

    • @PaulJohn01
      @PaulJohn01 4 года назад +47

      The Grand Strategy part of this video will come as a DLC 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thundersoul6795
      @thundersoul6795 4 года назад +9

      At least there somehow still was annexation to be had.

    • @britishspy2640
      @britishspy2640 3 года назад +1

      You mad?

  • @FolgoreCZ
    @FolgoreCZ 4 года назад +618

    I love how the most expensive bundles of "grand strategy" on Steam are:
    1. All of Activison games2. All of Eidos games3. One Paradox game

    • @brandemon6667
      @brandemon6667 4 года назад +56

      wonder what the full paradox collection would cost

    • @fountainchristain
      @fountainchristain 4 года назад +64

      @@brandemon6667 if anyone brought it Paradox would be able to release a full game with no dc🤣

    • @autisonm
      @autisonm 4 года назад +43

      I'm glad I got CK2 + the DLC bundle when it was on sale during a charity event for $15

    • @personwithaname271
      @personwithaname271 4 года назад +30

      @@autisonm STONKS

    • @TheJovianGaming
      @TheJovianGaming 4 года назад +15

      When i was younger i bought all dlc for ck2 god do i regret it since i only have 3000+ hrs

  • @vcomrade
    @vcomrade 4 года назад +1512

    Well, theoretically you could claim these games as a work expense for tax purposes

    • @Ashathefree8
      @Ashathefree8 4 года назад +148

      Can we also theoretically sue ISP for emotional distress he caused us by playing these games?

    • @providedyeti1518
      @providedyeti1518 4 года назад +42

      Austin Gray sadly no, we have the terrible option of watching them and nobody is forcing us

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 4 года назад +35

      @@Ashathefree8 if you sue him in the US and he decides he hates himself and shows up, there is a slight chance it won't be thrown out of court and you can sue and lose.
      In sane countries, no

    • @bobsickle2336
      @bobsickle2336 4 года назад +16

      You can't claim luxuries as work expenses or pretty much anything you would use for personal use. Like how you can't claim on a car, but you can on a van, because (At least to HMRC) vans are for working, not pleasure. And if you claim petrol, you have to keep a detailed list of how many miles toy drove for work and how many you drove for personal reasons to see the percentage you can claim.
      Another example is that you can't claim taking clients out to dinner or other entertainments against your tax bill but you can claim taking employees out to dinner.
      tl:dr Tax man likes having your money, he doesn't like giving it back.

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 4 года назад +30

      @@bobsickle2336 You can claim expenses as long as they are used in the course of earning an income. Since his RUclips Channel is a source of income, these games are business expenses. Source: actually took taxes in college and am an accountant.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +2375

    If you don’t do Banat and March of the Eagles, I will send you to the ranch

  • @KaiserPepeIII
    @KaiserPepeIII 4 года назад +428

    Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme is my favourite grand strategy game

  • @smackjammey2946
    @smackjammey2946 4 года назад +164

    Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator....... you know you want to

    • @corporaliron6820
      @corporaliron6820 4 года назад +3

      It shall be done my lord.

    • @neon6341
      @neon6341 3 года назад +5

      Yeah. I actually pirated it once. It‘s quite funny for one playthrough. But don‘t expect more.

  • @biggrinch5747
    @biggrinch5747 4 года назад +171

    Can you play commander babes since BO refuses

  • @Sidestrafe7
    @Sidestrafe7 4 года назад +28

    The “Dark Continent” has two meanings.

    • @swineherd_
      @swineherd_ 4 года назад +7

      The fact that the game is called "Imperialism" makes this even funnier.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 4 года назад +57

    I can see Geography Quiz getting Game of the Year easily. Still can’t beat Super Mario Bros. 2 though

  • @sumo1002
    @sumo1002 4 года назад +258

    You need to buy Train Simulator with all dlc (bet you are poor after that)

    • @trainman2226
      @trainman2226 4 года назад +3

      sumo 100 yes

    • @lighiny8362
      @lighiny8362 4 года назад

      I played that game for far too long

    • @TheAwillz
      @TheAwillz 4 года назад +1

      It’s like £20 for a train line 😂

    • @math3000
      @math3000 4 года назад +2

      Well, I mean he does make his viewers pay him.

  • @markbaldwin9859
    @markbaldwin9859 4 года назад +26

    5:34 that all I need from this videos, ISP mentioning one of mine favorite band Slipknot

    • @StardustPropaganda
      @StardustPropaganda 4 года назад +2

      Mark Baldwin It's my fav band too and I fliped out when he mentioned them lol. Metal is taking over the world!

    • @billycrooks8401
      @billycrooks8401 4 года назад +1

      Yeah that was kinda (sic)

  • @jacobfreeland6881
    @jacobfreeland6881 4 года назад +75

    “Uh, Maine. Uh... it’s somewhere over here, right?” **highlighting Northeastern states with cursor**
    **clicks every state in the Northeast except Maine**

  • @jotoqi8728
    @jotoqi8728 4 года назад +44

    Being a resident of Delaware, I can confirm that this is the most attention that we have ever received.

  • @SterlingCat03
    @SterlingCat03 4 года назад +194

    We all know the best strategy game:
    March of the Eagles

    • @dog3541
      @dog3541 4 года назад +9

      Imperator Rome is better

    • @princeeugeneofsavoy7400
      @princeeugeneofsavoy7400 4 года назад +3

      Beating Napoleon as Tripoli-Portugal has never felt so good.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +509

    iSorrow makes the Muslim Federation great again

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 4 года назад +359

    "Finding the most cancerous Grand Strategy channel on RUclips"
    *Daddy's back, gravy babies!*
    "Oh, here it is!"

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 4 года назад

      ui forgott we were his gravy baby

    • @YoHoOMirster
      @YoHoOMirster 4 года назад +7

      @@AxxLAfriku ok boomer

    • @ashaler__
      @ashaler__ 3 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku jfc youre here?

  • @ChronosSk
    @ChronosSk 3 года назад +3

    There are three degrees of freedom when rotating an object. Clicking and dragging lets you control two of them (you know, since dragging the mouse is 2D). Usually, you make it so that those degrees of freedom map to, say, pitch and yaw. That globe is what happens when you hate your users and just have it drag whatever piece of the globe is facing you.

  • @_boreklipogaca
    @_boreklipogaca 4 года назад +12

    "All I know is Slipknot Iowa"
    'Muricans:
    "Triggered"
    Metalhead bros:
    Holy Maccaroni a clever metal boi

  • @SamGarcia
    @SamGarcia 4 года назад +2

    The original Imperialism game was a free GameMaker game for a game jam. Good times.

  • @ebinshumate3132
    @ebinshumate3132 4 года назад +18

    “Just like that, monetization’s gone, THANKS MISSISSIPPI!!!” ISP -2019

  • @arunlewis4416
    @arunlewis4416 4 года назад +56

    PRC: *Sees isorrow finding Taiwan*
    Also PRC: *deletes isorrow the same way RUclips deletes Isorrowproductions videos.*

  • @TheSandrock8
    @TheSandrock8 4 года назад +6

    Wait i have seen this somewhere else.
    *ISP nervously looks at Alex while sweating*

  • @DetectiveMekova
    @DetectiveMekova 4 года назад +6

    This dude just spent 7 minutes and 30 seconds literally playing a geography map game.
    This is the content we needed.

  • @Reluctantly_Adulting
    @Reluctantly_Adulting 4 года назад +5

    "Trains of the Orient," I must say I think I'm having a flashback to ISP trying to explain to his doctor how he developed RSI from building railroads in Russia.

  • @greenmario3011
    @greenmario3011 4 года назад +7

    For just a fraction of a second as he looked at the removed visual novel it could be seen that ISP owns Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, so basically what I'm trying to say is when's the video coming out?

  • @gasmaskedbassist1538
    @gasmaskedbassist1538 4 года назад +12

    iSorrowProductions: Iowa. All I know about Iowa is Slipknot is from there...
    Me: Does ISP like Slipknot, when my money hits my account that's free money to ISP

  • @neo-jacobin6170
    @neo-jacobin6170 4 года назад +3

    You still colonize the norther edge of Congo. There should be a achievement in the game "Imperialism: The dark Continent" that says " No Belgian hands on Congo". If you colonize a single province in Congo, then the game will say "Belgian Lives Don't matter". Please tell the developers to make DLC( it should cost 10 million).

  • @SMH55
    @SMH55 4 года назад +36

    Play the worst dating sims!

  • @colossaldonut5190
    @colossaldonut5190 4 года назад +6

    "I'm in Australia and everything is upside-down"
    So basically it's normal for once?

  • @moonlitnymphie
    @moonlitnymphie 4 года назад +85

    Play Gender Bender DNA twister extreme at 500k pls!

  • @SSFhighcommandJOHN
    @SSFhighcommandJOHN 4 года назад +2

    Those map games with the little figures are actually AGEod games, they're actually really fucking deep and detailed strategy games. AGEod's American Civil war is a fucking ace game. I've never got to play the sequel though. But they have one on the Russian Civil War, which I'd totally say is video worthy if you'd bother learning it @iSorrowproductions

  • @ChessedGamon
    @ChessedGamon 4 года назад +2

    That bit about Delaware is now the longest any non-Delawarean has talked about Delaware on record. Well done.

    • @Flynnius
      @Flynnius 4 года назад +2

      Have you heard of Killian Experience?

    • @ChessedGamon
      @ChessedGamon 4 года назад +1

      @@Flynnius Yep, in that gag though, he only used it as a gag that he brought up at the start and the end very briefly, so together I don't think he talked about it longer than ISP did here.

  • @jorkmorks
    @jorkmorks 4 года назад +2

    So glad I now know that ISP was born in 1967 and is currently 52 (9:00).

  • @jeroylenkins1745
    @jeroylenkins1745 4 года назад +2

    Moves to Australia and everything is upside down.
    Game checks out

  • @enklaev1465
    @enklaev1465 4 года назад +3

    Watching a brit try to find maine is the saddest thing I've seen in awhile

  • @jakubolejarczyk2816
    @jakubolejarczyk2816 4 года назад +27

    Im a simple man i see new isorrwowproductions video i start farting uncontrollably

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 4 года назад +2

      ......that is an unusual response to a video.....have you seen your doctor?

  • @Real_Claudy_Focan
    @Real_Claudy_Focan 4 года назад +13

    Play the original Blitzkrieg ! Iso-3D for the win !
    (and you can nearly do a "artillery only" campaign with Soviet Union)

  • @anormaltoaster3691
    @anormaltoaster3691 4 года назад +6

    Forget Banat, isorrow needs to play gender bender dna twister extreme at 500k!

  • @l0lLorenzol0l
    @l0lLorenzol0l 4 года назад +80

    Hey play Equestria at War it is way too good for a pony mod

    • @BallinBubblegum
      @BallinBubblegum 4 года назад +3

      Lorenzo Pagani he played it a long time ago but the video’s gone I think. The mod has come a long way since then tho

    • @l0lLorenzol0l
      @l0lLorenzol0l 4 года назад +7

      @@BallinBubblegum exactly why I want to see him play it again. I wanna see him react to the likes of Beakolini and the Acturian order

    • @lukedufaur5368
      @lukedufaur5368 4 года назад

      @@l0lLorenzol0l antonino proletarino

  • @Eevee860
    @Eevee860 4 года назад +1

    Greenland has a huge amount of resources that Denmark isn't using, and the us has a military base there, it makes perfect sense to buy it

  • @miko_gawronski
    @miko_gawronski 4 года назад +20

    Only 360p? i will watch it anyway but you know. 360p

  • @jasonholman202
    @jasonholman202 3 года назад +1

    As a Maylander I think we should just get rid of Delaware’s statehood and give it to Maryland, and I’m glad there’s a game out there supporting our cause

  • @thegamingpicklesthegamingp7638
    @thegamingpicklesthegamingp7638 4 года назад +3

    When he says he’s seen Delaware in games like hoi4, but Delaware isn’t a province in hoi4 😂

  • @loopyguy7611
    @loopyguy7611 4 года назад +6

    March of the Eagles but artillery only

  • @trashytuber401
    @trashytuber401 4 года назад +4

    *insert march of the eagles joke

  • @lilerk1
    @lilerk1 4 года назад +1

    If you want a slow, painful game, play Stronghold Kingdoms. It's fast paced at the beginning, but without premium it's like attempting to paddle a rowboat with 8 people in it with only one hand.

  • @rjwfnannf
    @rjwfnannf 4 года назад +1

    In 2 days it's the 1 year anniversary of artillery only

  • @MALTHEonCONSOLE
    @MALTHEonCONSOLE 4 года назад +4

    2:42
    Me: yes my country let se if he does it Right
    Isorrow: edit it out...

  • @VictorBillordo
    @VictorBillordo 4 года назад +5

    Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme at 500k

  • @brintonj
    @brintonj 4 года назад +1

    That has to be the most air time my home State of Delaware has ever gotten.

  • @thomasgray4188
    @thomasgray4188 4 года назад +4

    I am immensely disappointed that ISP did not play TRAINS OF THE ORIENT in order to regain my respect ISP must play this gem of a game at or by 480k pm do this ISP i will su

  • @hohhoch3617
    @hohhoch3617 4 года назад +1

    "I don't know where Utah is". Neither do we, really. Not even people from Utah.

  • @montanan4007
    @montanan4007 4 года назад

    You win the wars by hurling gold and ducats at the enemies face until they are black and blue from getting pelted dodgeball style.

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 4 года назад +3

    Literally 2 seconds after release and RUclips has demonetised this video cuz the ads don't want to be associated with these terrible steam games

  • @DrEichelpirat
    @DrEichelpirat 4 года назад +3

    Where the 360p Boyes at?

  • @Marekuo
    @Marekuo 4 года назад +1

    Not only the British flag isn't accurate but also, according to the game both Germany and Italy became united in 1871, while Italian unity already happened 10 years before, the colonization mod for Hearts of Iron 4 is just better

  • @5Andysalive
    @5Andysalive 4 года назад +1

    The second game feels like a numberticking game like Imperator rome. Only it hasn't got enough numbers.

  • @mikerotch7606
    @mikerotch7606 3 года назад

    Yooo I’m impressed you know the general vicinity of Vermont, when I tell new people where I’m from more often than not I get a blank stare lol

  • @EvilParagon4
    @EvilParagon4 4 года назад

    This is about the hardest I've laughed at one of your videos since the sadly removed Despacito one.

  • @ranrounak.a.2228
    @ranrounak.a.2228 4 года назад +2

    How did I find this in my recommendations if on the thumbnail it said not recommended?

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 4 года назад +1

    Slip knot is literally the only good thing to come from Iowa. Everything else is corn, soy and depression.

  • @VitoIsPuffBunny
    @VitoIsPuffBunny 4 года назад

    You got iowa on the first guess, your reward is that if you every need to flee from any aggressor you can seek protection in a corn field and exit with completely incognito.

  • @vincenzoalacabar1801
    @vincenzoalacabar1801 4 года назад +1

    life has been hard for all 4 of us delawarean isp fans since the Marylander invasion

  • @skarredcat
    @skarredcat 4 года назад

    Congratulations ISP you did better on the US geography quiz than 95% of actual Americans could

  • @Holsp
    @Holsp 4 года назад +5

    ISorrowProductions x Legend of total war campaign when?

  • @noahborek5729
    @noahborek5729 4 года назад +2

    9:00 ISorrow is 52 years old confirmed.

  • @Bear123Productions
    @Bear123Productions 4 года назад +4

    At 500k do Danko and treasure map!

  • @cdcdrr
    @cdcdrr 4 года назад

    Delaware: *exists*
    Dutch: G E K O L O N I S E E R D
    Maryland: Hold my beer.

  • @sulfuricacid951
    @sulfuricacid951 4 года назад +1

    I'm fairly certain that geography quiz game is actually a mobile application

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 года назад

    8:19 When You Miserably Fail And Say It Was The Game:

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT 4 года назад +1

    To be fair to Wars of Napoleon and Civil War 2: same developer.

  • @StardustPropaganda
    @StardustPropaganda 4 года назад +8

    SLIPKNOT HELL YEAAAAAH IOWA BEST ALBUM GUUUUUUH!!!!!

  • @jamessitze1630
    @jamessitze1630 4 года назад +1

    Asa missourian I am proud of the screen time

  • @nyarlathotep9178
    @nyarlathotep9178 4 года назад +2

    "Grand strategy"
    You mean painting the map simulator?

  • @hellomikie92
    @hellomikie92 4 года назад

    Even though he does mostly strategy games, he is still a very sarcastic, humorous person.

  • @NicoURU1830
    @NicoURU1830 4 года назад +4

    2:51 Ouch
    Uruguayan here

    • @MrMattonico
      @MrMattonico 4 года назад +1

      Ya se, debería de haber clickeado mas a la izquierda

  • @darksuperganon
    @darksuperganon 4 года назад

    3D Ultra Minigolf Adventures?
    Damnit, ISP, first the Yogscast and now Rooster Teeth? You almost stepped on Geoff's toes.

  • @noreasons6796
    @noreasons6796 4 года назад +2

    500k subs we see your game library and your hours on them.

  • @jaypab
    @jaypab 4 года назад

    Man, I'm surprised that Ironside hammer isn't broken with how many times it's been hit.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 года назад

    Hawaii has a union jack on their flag, yet the British Empire never touched them.

  • @leonferrarese5214
    @leonferrarese5214 4 года назад +11

    Actually this games are surprisingly better than imperator rome.

  • @shinsenshogun900
    @shinsenshogun900 4 года назад

    Everyone gangsta 'til Delaware is not in the archives

  • @ethpling165
    @ethpling165 4 года назад

    If Bo won’t play Commander Babes, you are the chosen one

  • @gunnerr8476
    @gunnerr8476 4 года назад

    Friendship ended with coolmathgames, now geography quiz is my new friend.

  • @Don-ds3dy
    @Don-ds3dy 4 года назад

    When an Irish man knows more about American geography than most American high schoolers.

  • @LovroZimak
    @LovroZimak 4 года назад

    With every upload Isorrow gets more metal. Keep on metalhead.

  • @ximbabwe0228
    @ximbabwe0228 4 года назад

    The geography quiz was SO much more exciting

  • @n543576
    @n543576 4 года назад

    No lie, im kinda impressed you knew where so many countries were.
    You combined with Drew I feel im slowly becoming a fucking geography teacher

  • @chrismills8251
    @chrismills8251 3 года назад

    When a geography quiz is grand strategy

  • @Gonboo
    @Gonboo 4 года назад

    The US actually has a history of wanting to buy Greenland.

  • @kadenxu5142
    @kadenxu5142 4 года назад +2

    Actually, you missed March of the eagles

    • @lvl5goon598
      @lvl5goon598 4 года назад +1

      He said the worst, not the best!

  • @ilonasapel3072
    @ilonasapel3072 4 года назад

    I don't need sleep, I need *spicy content*

  • @hirsebrei1244
    @hirsebrei1244 4 года назад +12

    you need to play Make America Great Again: The Trump Presidency.
    its 2.99 on steam and the best game I have ever played in my live

    • @ddiamond6535
      @ddiamond6535 4 года назад +3

      @Hirsebrei Does that game allow you to purchase Greenland from a certain non-existent country?

  • @beefedupkronks4371
    @beefedupkronks4371 4 года назад +2

    Wow, isp looks amazing for someone born in 1967.

  • @jonavandenbrand2011
    @jonavandenbrand2011 4 года назад

    Ah yes, Football Manager 19, the famous map game

  • @theamazingsandwitch12345
    @theamazingsandwitch12345 4 года назад

    Keep fighting the good fight isorrowproductions defeat that evil
    ISP

  • @gwionthemighty3892
    @gwionthemighty3892 4 года назад

    Poor Delaware. We always get mistaken for Maryland

  • @superchacho777
    @superchacho777 4 года назад

    Trying to come up with new ideas so that ISP doesn't overtake me

  • @filipmartinek2330
    @filipmartinek2330 4 года назад +1

    Play Wolfenstein Youngblood, its like instant soup except the fact it is instant pain.