I had a stomach ache because of laughing too much. Gang beast live streams are always freaking hilarious. This should at least be a once in a month thing.
Endgame spoiler but I loved the end when Jane got the stones and snapped all who opposed her and then revealed that the movie was actually a documentary on her rise to power.
@@maxvel0city906 The project is called Granny Murder Basement :P Btw wasen't there a fox demon with nine tails? Jane -> Number Nine -> Dead Husbands -> Sacrifice?-> Deamons?? -> Prudence??? Any connection there????
@@maxvel0city906 Sorry, i forgot there are uninitiated people in the chat. So no basement, nop, non. Never seen any, never was in any. And that Granny creature is a myth, no one ever saw her in the wild. Also Max there is no such place as OX towers, you know that ;-) (and yes i'm still using old school emoticons, i'm that old :P).
Mike: LET GO MY EAR! Andy: How about no Mike: I'm sorry, Andy, but you're too dangerous to let live. Andy: But I will live. _The entire time Jane is jumping up and down on a glass window to see if it will shatter._
Jane at 57:24 "If you haven't seen Endgame, this is exactly what it's like" Jane in the game: Immediately falls off a large cliff to a death that goes uncommented on by her male colleagues.
It told my friend about this game, he went and bought it...we started at 10pm...we looked at the clock it was 4am, we had a blast! Laughin the entire time. Great game!
Jane as Contance Variables aka "Granny Murder" is the most fleshed out character in your Gang Beasts role play. We need more lore for the Cat, the Pirate/Luchador and the non-avian Dinosaur
We need a t-shirt with: Granny Murder Was Here! (and a white contour, like at the crime scenes in movies, of a Grandpa under it, or maybe a bloody grinder? Or as a tombstone). :D
Early in stream: Jane asks "Andy have you been practicing?" Andy says no Later in stream: Andy what is your secret? "lots and lots of training" Now we know
EXT. Camp Finalgirl, night. several 30 year old teens are telling scary stories around a campfire . Teen1: "and they call her... Granny Murder!" Teen2: "Aaaagh!" Other teens laugh. Teen2 is clearly a fool for reacting as intended to a well told story. Later: POV shot of someone approaching Teen1, who is smoking in the hallway or otherwise being a miscreant. Mysterious figure: "I think it's past your dead time!" Cut to the other teens in their dormitory, they are startled by a bloodcurdling scream, and when they go to investigate they find Teen1's body, his airways clogged with hard toffees. The remaining teens decide to seek shelter at the nearby house, once they arrive they are greeted by a kindly older woman. Teen2: "Please, you have to help us, Granny Murder is out there!" Kindly Woman:"Oh pish posh, there's no such person, but you all do seem rather shaken. The phones are down presently, but you'll all be safe here until morning." Teen2: "Oh thank you so much Mrs. ...?" Kindly Woman: "You can call me Constance, Constance Ann Variables" (she smiles evilly into the camera as the teens file past her).
We may not have an Oxbox Xtra radio station but there is a Spotify playlist being constantly updated. Do a search for Xbox, Xtra or user name Kenkira. Should lead to it and do need addition ideas.
just as a note for anyone else who looks it up, i had a much easier time finding it by profile name! also, it's definitely worth a search, some quality selections
Oh god I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing every time I hear the words "granny murder" I start cackling again I swear my roommate probably thinks I'm crying or something
Jane is building up her stable of personas... First "The Screwdriver" Douglas in the Hitman universe, then Constance Vali Burrs aka "Murder Granny". :)
This video genuinely makes me miss having friends. Sucks I've lost touch with everyone since becoming agoraphobic but I wish I had some people to play this game with. It looks like an epic way to ruin or build friendships XD
I expect fan art of Constance Anne Variables feeding cats and rhino into a grinder with hubbies grave in the background. I love how adorable and wholesome Jane is, yet all her online personas are just so evil.
I always like when you guys play this crazy, lovely game, such a barrelful amount of laughs, craziness and stupidity from you all. Some of the best action and content for livestream goodness, thank you Oxbox and Oxtra.
Coincidentally my mom's name is actually "constance ann" unfortunately her maiden name isn't "variables" though I will not tell you what it is in case you're trying to steal my identity
Hopefully when everyone is back together they'll take the lessons they learned from the plague to improve their audio quality for the together streams. Going back to these it's amazing how far they've come in a short time.
After seeing your first Gang Beasts stream I've managed to convince my wife to buy this game by showing her a one minute piece of your video! This game really looks amazing!
I want all the vlogs, live streams, go pro cams, w/e you can create while you're at galaxy's edge - in-front of the scenes, behind the scenes, besides the scenes - ALL THE SCENES!!!!
When I went there, I was the only one in my group that made a saber with a red blade the build instructor said I was someone to be wary of. So true but even they don't know the power of the dark side. Also, the blade you were referring to is known as the dark saber created by the only Mando to become a Jedi Tarre Vizsla. I'm not sure if its one that can be built at Hollywood Studios yet but there are some good ones sold online if you have the $$ to spend.
Stream starts at 2:43
Not all heroes wear capes.
Ta'
@@Ninjamanhammer But Andy did :P
thx mate
Thank you, kind stranger!
Jane getting fully into character as Granny Murder is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time😄
Vkgigg cjckbb
Luke "boys, boys you can both marry me!"
Andy & Mike: *laugh*
Also Andy & Mike: *continue to fight to death & for Luke's unshared love*
30 seconds later Luke kills the survivor Andy....what a scam
@@skiddadleskidoodle4094 it's called tough love!
Love is a scam. I mean what
At 30:45, Mike and Andy ferociously duking it out while Jane and Luke learn they can scooch across the ground will never not be funny
Luke's "It's time for work, buoys" at 32:32 deserves more love
If chaos is a ladder and Mike is a ladder then Mike is chaos.
But....I think we all already knew this.
Yep, math checks out.
I had a stomach ache because of laughing too much. Gang beast live streams are always freaking hilarious. This should at least be a once in a month thing.
Endgame spoiler but I loved the end when Jane got the stones and snapped all who opposed her and then revealed that the movie was actually a documentary on her rise to power.
If Prudence ever dies, I propose Granny Murder as Jane's new D&D character.
Lol, so Bismuth?
Prudence is going to be the last oxventurer to die, she'll kill all the others first.
That's basically the watch dogs London character isn't it ?
21:48 - Luchador vs Luke-a-saur!
"I'll bury you like I did my nine husbands" - Well now we know what Jane does on the weekends
It also explains why Jane has been getting all these spades and shovels delivered to OX towers, the delivery guy was told "It's for an art project!" 😱
@@maxvel0city906 The project is called Granny Murder Basement :P
Btw wasen't there a fox demon with nine tails? Jane -> Number Nine -> Dead Husbands -> Sacrifice?-> Deamons?? -> Prudence??? Any connection there????
@@kallasantysanty6092 shhh, we are not supposed to talk about GMB, your going to blow this whole operation wide open! 😋😱
@@maxvel0city906 Sorry, i forgot there are uninitiated people in the chat. So no basement, nop, non. Never seen any, never was in any. And that Granny creature is a myth, no one ever saw her in the wild. Also Max there is no such place as OX towers, you know that ;-) (and yes i'm still using old school emoticons, i'm that old :P).
Gardening!
Mike: LET GO MY EAR!
Andy: How about no
Mike: I'm sorry, Andy, but you're too dangerous to let live.
Andy: But I will live.
_The entire time Jane is jumping up and down on a glass window to see if it will shatter._
1:09:35
Jane at 57:24 "If you haven't seen Endgame, this is exactly what it's like"
Jane in the game: Immediately falls off a large cliff to a death that goes uncommented on by her male colleagues.
It told my friend about this game, he went and bought it...we started at 10pm...we looked at the clock it was 4am, we had a blast! Laughin the entire time. Great game!
The many signs of a gamer: Hearing the phrase "would you please" and echoing with "would you kindly"
I think Granny Murder is my new favorite Oxbox character
15:44 the SECOND Andy mentions a grip meter, Jane just falls to her death in a scene that is all too funny for me
Mentioning the game mechanics immediately invalidates the mechanics
I never thought I'd be cheering for a business woman fighting a rhino on top of a blimp but here we are.
Jane as Contance Variables aka "Granny Murder" is the most fleshed out character in your Gang Beasts role play. We need more lore for the Cat, the Pirate/Luchador and the non-avian Dinosaur
what a great steam, so funny watching all the chaos
Granny Murder is my new favourite
We need a t-shirt with: Granny Murder Was Here! (and a white contour, like at the crime scenes in movies, of a Grandpa under it, or maybe a bloody grinder? Or as a tombstone). :D
9 chalk outlines one for each ex-husband
just started watching the VOD at the gym, now having a full choking fit of laughter and coughing on a bicycle, thnx guys
After playing Gang Beasts and watching Oxboxtra play more, I've decided the entire game is just the most savage thing ever.
Early in stream: Jane asks "Andy have you been practicing?" Andy says no
Later in stream: Andy what is your secret? "lots and lots of training"
Now we know
"I got it I got it I got it I don't got it, well, that's Gang Beasts."
Seems accurate.
It's actually just the one husband buried nine times. That's why Granny hates cats so much.
Underappreciated joke
Well now I HAVE to watch almost four years later just to see the relevance of this jewel of a comment. Well played. 👌🏼
If Granny Murder doesn't make it into the next Oxventure, I'm gonna be so bummed
She needs to be a tshirt
New T-shirt idea " work the groin". Could be a best seller.
I’d buy one ☝️
"forget 'chaos is a ladder' MIKE is a ladder."
well i mean... Mike is Chaos... so isn't that the same thing?
The four-player Mortal Kombat is not what I expected.
Tosses into a meat grinder:FATALITY!
@@jasonsorin1021 joking aside, why isn't there a meat-grinder stage in Mortal Kombat, because there needs to be one for that stage fatality.
@@thecommonman9524 I think in one of the 3D ones there was a meat grinder type thing you could toss your opponent into.
@@HavocHounds1988 okay, good to know they didn't miss an opportunity.
If the statements "It's time for work, boys" and "work the groin" are both valid, does that mean that "it's time to work the groin, boys"?
ew, gross. i love it
Don’t forget “brace your groin, Jane”. That could sound suspect...
EXT. Camp Finalgirl, night. several 30 year old teens are telling scary stories around a campfire
. Teen1: "and they call her... Granny Murder!"
Teen2: "Aaaagh!"
Other teens laugh. Teen2 is clearly a fool for reacting as intended to a well told story.
Later:
POV shot of someone approaching Teen1, who is smoking in the hallway or otherwise being a miscreant.
Mysterious figure: "I think it's past your dead time!"
Cut to the other teens in their dormitory, they are startled by a bloodcurdling scream, and when they go to investigate they find Teen1's body, his airways clogged with hard toffees.
The remaining teens decide to seek shelter at the nearby house, once they arrive they are greeted by a kindly older woman.
Teen2: "Please, you have to help us, Granny Murder is out there!"
Kindly Woman:"Oh pish posh, there's no such person, but you all do seem rather shaken. The phones are down presently, but you'll all be safe here until morning."
Teen2: "Oh thank you so much Mrs. ...?"
Kindly Woman: "You can call me Constance, Constance Ann Variables" (she smiles evilly into the camera as the teens file past her).
You had me at "Constance Ann Variables" XD
But 30 year old teens???
@@mar_speedman not to be confused with year old teens of which there are 30
@@tomchaney6085 I'm tempted to yell Objection and link a Phoenix Wright gif from Tenor... lol
I feel like "It's so easy to stay on the roof" should be a selling point for roofing companies.
We may not have an Oxbox Xtra radio station but there is a Spotify playlist being constantly updated. Do a search for Xbox, Xtra or user name Kenkira. Should lead to it and do need addition ideas.
just as a note for anyone else who looks it up, i had a much easier time finding it by profile name!
also, it's definitely worth a search, some quality selections
Luke: Lift that Grandma!
I sense another t-shirt coming 🤣
Oh god I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing every time I hear the words "granny murder" I start cackling again I swear my roommate probably thinks I'm crying or something
Andy, the victorious luchador with a mask to conceal his identity and a cape to make Edna Mode frown upon.
This just confirms that Jane and Andy are two of the most competitive gamers I've seen- wonder how Ellen would fare against them?
Can't deny, hearing Jane say "I curse you with my final breath" is very chilling. 😓
That Rhino wrestling that grandma and slamming her head repeatedly against the railing...that was quality content
36:51 "I've got your cape.."
*Edna Mode has entered the chat.*
Jane is building up her stable of personas... First "The Screwdriver" Douglas in the Hitman universe, then Constance Vali Burrs aka "Murder Granny". :)
i don't know why but Jane in the thumbnail made my day!
This video genuinely makes me miss having friends.
Sucks I've lost touch with everyone since becoming agoraphobic but I wish I had some people to play this game with.
It looks like an epic way to ruin or build friendships XD
Luke’s laugh at 52:15 is all the world to me
52:00 Andy giving Luke the Luigi Death Stare! 😂
29:07 this is the pokemon weather trio right here
29:50 - 30:04 how it always ends
does anyone else raise their fists above their head in victory when their favourite OXer wins?
Gang beasts is literally my favorite thing that’s ever happened on this channel! 😂😂😂
Science by Jane: "swimming is like punching water."
I expect fan art of Constance Anne Variables feeding cats and rhino into a grinder with hubbies grave in the background. I love how adorable and wholesome Jane is, yet all her online personas are just so evil.
I always like when you guys play this crazy, lovely game, such a barrelful amount of laughs, craziness and stupidity from you all. Some of the best action and content for livestream goodness, thank you Oxbox and Oxtra.
"Work the groin!" - Andy Farrant 2019
And did you see that crazy Lucha escape at 17:00 lol
I swear the little pink strong man looks just like my seventh grade math teacher.
26mins in Edna: " No capes darling!!"
So does this mean, cannonically that rhino is the evil version of flamingo?
"Time Stone! Time Stone!"
...If End Game was an epic LARP game.
Now I think we need a new mug or shirt that says "work the groin"
Coincidentally my mom's name is actually "constance ann" unfortunately her maiden name isn't "variables" though I will not tell you what it is in case you're trying to steal my identity
I have watched a lot of videos on here and on Outside Xtra, and I think this is your most entertaining video. Excellent.
nothing has made me happier than your gang beasts livestreams
I was thoroughly enjoying this, and the line “Mike, bite him in half” nearly killed me.
Another great livestream. I love how much your videos show the fun you can have playing instead of trying to show how awesome you are at games.
You guys remembering Denver the Last Dinosaur has made my love of you grow infinity fold.
Andy:"now you'll pay"...."no wait coalition" xP
Hopefully when everyone is back together they'll take the lessons they learned from the plague to improve their audio quality for the together streams. Going back to these it's amazing how far they've come in a short time.
I miss these in-person streams so much, I hope you guys see each other soon!
3:14:15 bad kitty
Andy's victory song is just hilarious! XD
Every one is so pale in that lighting, you all getting ready for new Vampire game or what??:)
Mike's slowly trying to convince them to stream the Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines game when it comes out
Still hoping for a let's play of the original.
"a lot of people said there were plotholes"
i heard 'buttholes' 💀
After seeing your first Gang Beasts stream I've managed to convince my wife to buy this game by showing her a one minute piece of your video! This game really looks amazing!
I absolutely love how utterly possessed Jane becomes while playing this game
Always enjoy the chaos of these. Thanks as always!
If the incredibles has taught me anything it's capes are always a bad idea
NO CAPES!
I want all the vlogs, live streams, go pro cams, w/e you can create while you're at galaxy's edge - in-front of the scenes, behind the scenes, besides the scenes - ALL THE SCENES!!!!
Work the groin best advice I've gotten years
When I went there, I was the only one in my group that made a saber with a red blade the build instructor said I was someone to be wary of. So true but even they don't know the power of the dark side. Also, the blade you were referring to is known as the dark saber created by the only Mando to become a Jedi Tarre Vizsla. I'm not sure if its one that can be built at Hollywood Studios yet but there are some good ones sold online if you have the $$ to spend.
I love it when they talk Motorsports. It’s the only time I feel I know something
Content begins at 2:50
Mike is chaos, chaos is a ladder.
jane's second character is danny devito in always sunny's wrestling episode
It's so nice to come back to the origins of Granny Murder :)
Hey guys I'm a cast member that will be working at starwars galaxy's edge hope I see you guys there
I sense a new shirt in the offing … "It's Time to Work the Groin, Boys!"
More gang beasts please! These streams are hilarious.
@1:00:42 - Mike's my man with the Flight of the Conchords!
I'm rewatching a lot of OX videos and reading comments while waiting for them to load and man is this one refreshing without the backseat gamers haha
If fighting is legal, i think this is how they going to settle their problems
4:48 "I prescribe punches." Be glad she didn't write you a prescription for screwdriver.
I normally won’t take sides but mike playing as a blue cat means I “HAVE” to cheer for him.
Constance Ann Variables, a.k.a. "Murder Granny" does not appear intimidating... until she reveals her hatred for blue cats, luchadors, and dinosaurs.
*slams fists on table*
work the groin! work the groin! woRK THE GROIN! WORK THE GROIN! WORK TH-
Oddly enough, I haven't seen this before, but I just happened to watch this the day the new Sonic trailer got released.
If Physics Friday is a thing might I suggest Goat Simulator or Human Fall Flat for next month
"You can't tell me they won't make it worse" - Jane. 😂😂👍
Turns out the real gang beasts were the friends we made along the way.
6:22 The best unintentional move I've ever seen!
I think Luke's whole strategy is IF I GO DOWN YOU GO WITH ME.
Really cool stream...from JOSHUA
Who needs to be in a bad mood? What even is a Game of Thrones? 🤔 Gang beasts! 🙆🏾♀️